As a retail worker this video was 100% accurate. Especially the “no price, is that free?” “joke” ive heard a million times now. And the fact that people think “the back” is santas workshop or something with endless supplies of goodies
Another joke I can't hear from customers anymore is the response you get from asking the question "would you like a bag today?" You already know what answer is coming... "NaH MaTe I LEft HeR aT HoMe HAR HAR HAR"
@@cameron8946Maybe stop asking if people want a bag then?? I cant stand it.. 😂 You just know its coming.. Its worse than the lame jokes.. it's pure enabling them!! If people want a bag they'll ask for one or suffer the consequences. They should be old enough to figure it out by now. Just stop asking. Problem solved. Try it out. Thank me later. Cheers 🍻
I always ask them to please go check in the back because from my own experience 8 out of 10 times they always came back with an item from the back that they had it there, but it doesn't happen very often I ask this perhaps once every year or so cause if I see it's not on the shelf I just get something else or go else where, but the times when I did ask and worker went to check in the back they came out with an item I needed. 😊
@@danielflanard8274 when you go to smaller stores it is the case because deliveries can only come at certain times of the day, and if a product is finished then you can’t do much until the delivery comes
"So just insert you card, choose the account and put in your pin...... now you just need to remove the card.... just remove.... okay we need to do that again, yeah it doesn't like it when the card stays in haha, yep just insert, now just take the card out, sir you just need to take- okay if you take too long it cancels the process, yeah I know but I just need you to insert one more time, yep I hate them too, okay now we can take the card out, here you go thank you sir, you have a LOVELY day" If only the card reader had an audio alert and visual message to let you know to take out your fucking card.
@@finishthebattlelmfao written like someone with experience 😂😂. Also when they bump the card slightly while it's already in the machine so it immediately says 'failed try again'. The customers don't usually believe that one and look at you like you've just sold their daughter lol
As a woman who works in retail for the past 13 years @Aldi I can totally relate to this. 😂 i love the t-shirt. I need these for my colleagues’ as we are all driven to drink with the madness we have to put up with from the general public. I have been crying laughing at your retail content. You have it spot on sir. Well done 👏
The way ppl would think they could threaten you with possibly losing your job if they complain 😂 "This job? This shitty job that I hate? That I could replace in a day with another job just like it? Go for it love." So thankful my retail days are over. Its like a rite of passage to work in retail or hospitality. Builds character.
Yeah, and it’s the fact that you’re sometimes the first person they complain to, I’m so tempted to say “I just work here!”. I think making a list of polite but good comebacks is a good idea sometimes 😂
I work in retail and this is extremely accurate 😂. The only thing is, is sometimes I wish I could be like this guy and just say what I think 😂😂😂 these videos are brilliant
"If it doesn't have a tag, does that mean it's free?" one gets me in the soul. As a retail worker, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that joke almost on a daily basis! And people think they're so cheeky or as if we haven't heard it before. It gets my blood boiling! I've gotten to the point where I don't even pretend laugh and I just sarcastically say, "You guys need some new material."
Yep this guy is spot on welcome to retail!!! I lost count how many dumb ass things people said to me on shop floor and on the till ,Christmas time is the hardest, with grumpy people, stress out mom's and dad's, staff working hard to get everything done bosses never greatful for everything thay do ,yes I worked in retail for 18 years !!!! Never again 😮😮
I told off a customer once when I worked at Primark, after I spent an hour tidying a table and she came in, dragged a tshirt out of the pile and knocked the stack over. She pulled out the "you can't talk to me like that" line, but I hated that job so just stared her down
The pants. I don't work in a clothing store, but man, that's my biggest pet peeve. I see products literally one space away from where it's supposed to be. How hard is it to put the thing back where you JUST picked it up?!
I work in retail and lemme tell you the "do you work here" reaction is fking accurate asf, My uniform is a super bright colour plastered with the store logo. How dim can you be😂😂😂
Pissed off britain isnt it! I like these little sketches. The super angry chip shop wrapping the order up with his jacket and the mate whos lost an arm and got married chsnged his job bought and lost both parents without bothering to tell his friend... Vague and evasive... Thats how some people are these days.... Its all abit off isnt it? 😁😁
If it makes anyone feel any better, as a dollar general worker I did actually genuinely look in the back to see if I could see a box with the brand on it. Depending on if it was easy to get or buried under a bunch of other boxes, I would get it for the customer
CUSTOMER: Please check in the back. WORKER: There's none in stock but very well, I'll go check in the warehouse for you. MANAGER: Um, why are you wandering about? Haven't you got work to do? I can find you something to do if you're free?
The do you work here one seems valid. I was in a LEGO Store the other day filling a cup from the pick a brick wall, i was in black and grey attire, where the employees wear all black with a yellow trim on their shirt and i was asked 3 times in 10 mins by different patrons if i worked there.
@@willisposnette5322 why is it weird, I paid the fella a compliment. Get over yourself. What annoys you exactly? Is it because I’m gay? Does that offend you?
"no, this is my daily attire. I always wear a name badge" 😂
Yeah I watched it mate.
@@karlhinze no need to be a prick
@@karlhinzeit was good mate
@@karlhinzeyeah? i didn’t. can you tell me what happened?
That was the bit that cracked me up 😂😂😂
"7pm not my problem anymore love" 😂😂
And it's a man's voice he's responding to 😂😂
@@revivedfears Ik 😂😂
In England we call everyone love
@@demonboyx34 Some of us do. The use of love in this instance was inflammatory. I prefer mate, bud and pal myself.
@@Danger8255as a guy for sure 😂
You can really feel the Christmas spirit in Cole's customer service style. It warms my heart...
probably because of all the warm smiley customers mate 🤣
No, but there have been times where I asked them to look they say they’re all out of stock and it turns out they’re not
As a retail worker this video was 100% accurate. Especially the “no price, is that free?” “joke” ive heard a million times now. And the fact that people think “the back” is santas workshop or something with endless supplies of goodies
Another joke I can't hear from customers anymore is the response you get from asking the question "would you like a bag today?"
You already know what answer is coming...
"NaH MaTe I LEft HeR aT HoMe HAR HAR HAR"
@@cameron8946Maybe stop asking if people want a bag then?? I cant stand it.. 😂 You just know its coming.. Its worse than the lame jokes.. it's pure enabling them!! If people want a bag they'll ask for one or suffer the consequences. They should be old enough to figure it out by now. Just stop asking. Problem solved. Try it out. Thank me later. Cheers 🍻
I always ask them to please go check in the back because from my own experience 8 out of 10 times they always came back with an item from the back that they had it there, but it doesn't happen very often I ask this perhaps once every year or so cause if I see it's not on the shelf I just get something else or go else where, but the times when I did ask and worker went to check in the back they came out with an item I needed. 😊
What kind of store only orders enough of a product to fill the shelf? There should be some more of just about everything in the back.
@@danielflanard8274 when you go to smaller stores it is the case because deliveries can only come at certain times of the day, and if a product is finished then you can’t do much until the delivery comes
That fake laugh was poetry.
That stern “INSERT” you can tell he’s said that one too many times 😂😂😂
Once told a customer to ‘stick it in’ when the contactless failed
I've had customers outright telling me "no" when I said that. 😂
😂😂😂😂
"So just insert you card, choose the account and put in your pin...... now you just need to remove the card.... just remove.... okay we need to do that again, yeah it doesn't like it when the card stays in haha, yep just insert, now just take the card out, sir you just need to take- okay if you take too long it cancels the process, yeah I know but I just need you to insert one more time, yep I hate them too, okay now we can take the card out, here you go thank you sir, you have a LOVELY day"
If only the card reader had an audio alert and visual message to let you know to take out your fucking card.
@@finishthebattlelmfao written like someone with experience 😂😂. Also when they bump the card slightly while it's already in the machine so it immediately says 'failed try again'. The customers don't usually believe that one and look at you like you've just sold their daughter lol
It was the fake stairs for me...and "Haven't you??? Didn't think to transfer some £ to go shopping today!" 😂😂😂
Love the fact that he responds with “Sorry, it’s 7pm, not my problem anymore, LOVE” to a male 😂
I've heard plenty of guys call other guys love 😂it's British, don't overthink it.
Very common in Sheffield.
@mariakhan7986 meh maybe round your parts.
As a woman who works in retail for the past 13 years @Aldi I can totally relate to this. 😂 i love the t-shirt. I need these for my colleagues’ as we are all driven to drink with the madness we have to put up with from the general public. I have been crying laughing at your retail content. You have it spot on sir. Well done 👏
That's working in ALDI for ya!
@ 😂
Love the Alki-Shirt. Need that for my drinking habits.
yeah dunno where they got that idea but it is a brilliant shirt:)
Lol yea is this guy German?
@@irgendeinname9256either way we have Aldi stores in the UK.
There's loads of aldis and lidls in the uk, big up aldis
This bloke is pure gold 😂
THE WAY THE CARD WAS SNATCHED HAHA 🤣🤣🤣
*INCERT*
This. This was the moment that got me lol
THAT FINISHED ME 😂😂😂
The way ppl would think they could threaten you with possibly losing your job if they complain 😂 "This job? This shitty job that I hate? That I could replace in a day with another job just like it? Go for it love."
So thankful my retail days are over. Its like a rite of passage to work in retail or hospitality. Builds character.
Christ working the drive through at McDonald's you'd get some odd encounters
Yeah, and it’s the fact that you’re sometimes the first person they complain to, I’m so tempted to say “I just work here!”. I think making a list of polite but good comebacks is a good idea sometimes 😂
You can feel the pain in his voice when he hears these dumb questions 😂
I work in retail and this is extremely accurate 😂. The only thing is, is sometimes I wish I could be like this guy and just say what I think 😂😂😂 these videos are brilliant
Omg this is so true of customers at Supermarkets and its bloody annoying half of the time
"If it doesn't have a tag, does that mean it's free?" one gets me in the soul. As a retail worker, I can't tell you how many times I've heard that joke almost on a daily basis! And people think they're so cheeky or as if we haven't heard it before. It gets my blood boiling! I've gotten to the point where I don't even pretend laugh and I just sarcastically say, "You guys need some new material."
I just don't laugh or even response..... I'm dead inside 😢
I don’t mind that cause if something doesn’t have a tag I just let than have it for free 😂
I mean..why is it even a joke?! If it doesn’t have a tag why am I supposed to pay for it, why can’t I grab it home lol
Tbf most my shifts end up being done on autopilot now so what most ppl say to me doesn't register
The irony is they could probably walk out with it and no one would know.
I'm watching this on my way to my retail work
More cries than laughs knowing I'm going to deal with this all day
the classic "check out back" like it's a magical place that happens to have the exact thing they want
I dug through the stock room over my lunch time to find a Pink Floyd CD for a customer once. Made his day.
Love this guys skits🤣🤣🤣keep them coming
I been living in the UK for 6 years and he is the most British sounding person I have ever heard
🤣 you genuinely do make me laugh out loud
You must do one about the absolute silent panic thinking the whole shop is judging you when your card gets declined 😂
I love your "Alki" Shirt
Is he German?
@@irgendeinname9256 No, its a shop that you can find in Britain thats quite popular
I have never felt more seen in my entire life. Thank you!
Anyone who's worked retail and been dehumanized understands this implicitly.
😂 the way he walked away after that fake laugh with her. The whole skit. 🙏🏽
As someone who used to work retail 😂😂. Love it cos it's so true especially the Christmas Eve rush xx 🎄🎁🎊🎉 xx
The way he grabs their credit card and says "insert" is soooo freaking perfect. I had to watch it a million times. 🤩
Keep this a series, please 😂
I work in retail and can attest, this is extremely accurate 😂
FAX the fake laugh cuz "theyre soooo funny" then immediate frown😭so real
Piss my pants laughing I've a friend who works in retail and this guy is spot on 😂😂😂😂😂
That some real shit right there. It is baffling how many people pull out their phone to put money on their card RIGHT AT THE REGISTER.
"HAVEN'T YOU" 😂😂😂
Grandmas trying to caress the card machine whilst the cashier just yells insert hits home 😂😂😂
As a guy who works in restaurant i relate to some of this 😂😂 the amount of daily stupidity you deal with is insane lol
Bar work is the worst 😂 the drunk assholes think they are so funny 😂😂
The look into her souls as you snatched it 😂😂😂 some customers can never take no for an answer 😂
The fake walking down the stairs 😂😂😂😂 this guy never stops being creative with his jokes.
New sympathy unlocked for retail workers 😂
Sooooo observant, U forgot the open 10 buy 1 routine 😂😂😂❤
Yep this guy is spot on welcome to retail!!! I lost count how many dumb ass things people said to me on shop floor and on the till ,Christmas time is the hardest, with grumpy people, stress out mom's and dad's, staff working hard to get everything done bosses never greatful for everything thay do ,yes I worked in retail for 18 years !!!! Never again 😮😮
My sympathies go out to retail workers, especially at Christmas time.
Be nice to shop workers!!
I like this 7pm not my problem anymore
What do ya mean, I do it all the time 😂😂😂
The jeans one is SPOT ON 😂
I worked in a clothing store and it's like people just fuck up the displays for a laugh.
Ok but they fold it too perfectly I cannot match their fold so I leave it messed up.
@@blacktemplar2377So if you can not do it perfectly you dont do it... we would still appreciate if you folded it. At least i would.
I would love to see what these peoples' homes look like. Like surely they must be aware???
The stairs. Always gets me man, I'm so immature. 😂😂😂😂😂
I told off a customer once when I worked at Primark, after I spent an hour tidying a table and she came in, dragged a tshirt out of the pile and knocked the stack over. She pulled out the "you can't talk to me like that" line, but I hated that job so just stared her down
Ooo you’re hard
Back in the day I had a customer demanding a refund on B&Q door handles. We worked in MFI 😂
Bloody hell MFI.....that's a blast from the past. 😂
Getting flashbacks again.
Thanks a bunch Cole you SHLAAAAAAAGG
Cole is always so accurate
The pants. I don't work in a clothing store, but man, that's my biggest pet peeve. I see products literally one space away from where it's supposed to be. How hard is it to put the thing back where you JUST picked it up?!
A decade in retail this is 100% spot on.
Another great video! I NEED one of those “ALKI” shirts 😂😂😂
I can relate, I'm a store assisstant, and this is a very accurate parody of my job 😂.
Always was hilarious when a customer tried to ask you for help when you’re literally walking out the door with your jacket on.
Him and jack are comedy legends
The Alki shirt makes it so much better 🤣
I once left work still wearing my uniform and got a takeaway. I was then asked if i work there and i was like "nah i just like wearing their hats."
Wow! I feel every last bit of this! Awesome!😂❤
This master of satire embodies everything we’ve all dealt with in bs jobs. Have a good Christmas mate 👍
I had to pause the video after he said “this is my daily attire, i always wear a name badge” - absolutely killed me 😂😂😂😂💀
I work in retail and lemme tell you the "do you work here" reaction is fking accurate asf, My uniform is a super bright colour plastered with the store logo. How dim can you be😂😂😂
Pissed off britain isnt it! I like these little sketches. The super angry chip shop wrapping the order up with his jacket and the mate whos lost an arm and got married chsnged his job bought and lost both parents without bothering to tell his friend... Vague and evasive... Thats how some people are these days.... Its all abit off isnt it? 😁😁
If it makes anyone feel any better, as a dollar general worker I did actually genuinely look in the back to see if I could see a box with the brand on it. Depending on if it was easy to get or buried under a bunch of other boxes, I would get it for the customer
This is too accurate 😭 (watching this after my night shift💀)
Oh Dear! So Relatable!! 🤣🤣
“Can u check round the back please”
“Ugh”
*Goes down the invisible stairs*
You're absolutely funny af. I've never been in a retail store and can relate to all of this.
Alki-Cole.....
I need that shirt 😂
Ahahaha, going through this right now 😂 the card one is the best 🤣
Your the best guy on UA-cam
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Haha the “ I haven’t heard that one “ was superb. Proper funny that.
That is so real 😂😂😂 I’ve been caught before with not transferring money, omfg 😂😂😂
Cole, you're the best 💪🏻😂😂
I work in a B&M so it was scary to see the same interactions I’ve had filmed in the same store 😂
The store is Alki...
Bro the second it hits the hour RETAIL WORKERS ARE DONE. 💀💀
CUSTOMER: Please check in the back.
WORKER: There's none in stock but very well, I'll go check in the warehouse for you.
MANAGER: Um, why are you wandering about? Haven't you got work to do? I can find you something to do if you're free?
The do you work here one seems valid. I was in a LEGO Store the other day filling a cup from the pick a brick wall, i was in black and grey attire, where the employees wear all black with a yellow trim on their shirt and i was asked 3 times in 10 mins by different patrons if i worked there.
I love cole, he should have his own TV show 😂😂❤
bit defeatist, there's still time, he's only what, 40ish?
Probably makes more money on social media and well deserved
Tv will censor and water him down plus make him appear on everything like Amt & Dec making him over produced.
The whole thing is completely spot on! 🤣
I love the INSERT one! Wish i did that one for real.
😂 cheers mate I can't use that free joke anymore I soooo wanted to enjoy my 40s with dad jokes 😅
Only just noticed his top. Love it
Can totally relate 🤣🤣🤣 working in retail myself 😂😂
I seen you on after life bro.
Top man!
Do more this is funny asf
Just noticed the t shirt, ‘kin el, I’m dying! Gotta get one.
"No this is my daily attire, I always wear a name badge" got me good lol
Loving the aldi t shirt 😭😭
He is fit as funk. What a gorgeous specimen and those eyes are dreamy. I would.
hmm mkay luv
@ it’s my opiniooooooooooooooooooon 😱 😂
@@90sHouseBoy weirrrdd
@@willisposnette5322 why is it weird, I paid the fella a compliment. Get over yourself. What annoys you exactly? Is it because I’m gay? Does that offend you?
@@90sHouseBoy no gorgeous specimen is just the funniest thing i ever heard
That's the most relatable "bruv....' ive ever heard
Insert your card (Taps it) 😂 that was gold
That retail laugh chuckle got me
😂😂😂I love this guy
Knock off Aldi Tshirt is insane
Alki (Alcoholic)
It's the close up for me! 😂😂😂
The “check behind the back” like they think the stockroom is a Narnia like place 😂😂
I know this is a skit, but I imagine those of you working in retail, this isn't too far from the truth.
Couple of these clips in B&M. Worked there for a few years. Memories 🥰
When?
@ Fo you mean when did I work there or when did B&M appear in the video?
I like the stairs 😂