Kidtech My First Keyboard from 1994: It's Peanut Butter-Proof!

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  • @panchri
    @panchri 5 років тому +3180

    Real hardcore gamers don't use WASD. They use BNOPP. The second P is peanutbutter.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 5 років тому +86

      Then it must be BNOPPB

    • @tortron
      @tortron 5 років тому +58

      @@KasumiRINA BNOPBJ

    • @KosteonLink
      @KosteonLink 5 років тому +18

      "That's a typo"

    • @BibleStorm
      @BibleStorm 5 років тому +12

      You gotta play BNOP on your qwerty keyboard. Forget the extra P when you're playing BNOP layout on your big-boy keyboard.

    • @ToyStore102Dalmatians
      @ToyStore102Dalmatians 5 років тому +4

      BNOPPJ J is JELLY TIME

  • @siltdoctor3478
    @siltdoctor3478 5 років тому +1665

    Duke nukem 3D is my favorite pre school software

    • @carlose4314
      @carlose4314 5 років тому +74

      Family friendly gaming

    • @h20wizard57
      @h20wizard57 5 років тому +28

      r/cursedusernames

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 5 років тому +49

      You say that jokingly, but Duke 3D, Quake, and Hexen were legitimately three of my first PC games I played as a kid lol.

    • @kah_8-p37
      @kah_8-p37 5 років тому +7

      OMG SAME

    • @pip5528
      @pip5528 5 років тому +2

      LOL

  • @azyfloof
    @azyfloof 5 років тому +2420

    😫✋ Gaming with the WASD layout
    😊👉 Gaming with the BNOP layout

    • @trainerbob12
      @trainerbob12 5 років тому +14

      Why

    • @satan2583
      @satan2583 5 років тому +25

      me- an intellectual with an apple tablet i got for christmas
      2@#$ layout

    • @matthew3p
      @matthew3p 5 років тому +6

      Android 27 2@#£

    • @mistaplayinabox
      @mistaplayinabox 5 років тому +6

      You look like the person who would lick the peanut butter off the keyboard

    • @tlazo3627
      @tlazo3627 5 років тому +16

      Only true komrades use the шасд layout

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 5 років тому +333

    There's something inherently funny about the not-word "BNOP".

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 роки тому +16

      Maybe because it sound like BOP, PLOP or BONK.

    • @kqzo
      @kqzo 4 роки тому +2

      i made it my notification sound

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 роки тому +7

      YOU FUCKING BNOP

    • @stiky5972
      @stiky5972 3 роки тому

      Sounds Russian for some reason

  • @CattoRayTube
    @CattoRayTube 5 років тому +2540

    Clint, you're getting your channels muddled; this isn't LGR Foods.

    • @vaS-Co
      @vaS-Co 5 років тому +6

      ahaahahahah

    • @hjalfi
      @hjalfi 5 років тому +11

      @Max Pain "Peanut butter and jam is HIIIIIIIIIIDEEOUS!"

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 5 років тому +2

      I just learned of that channel

    • @txcforever
      @txcforever 5 років тому +1

      Why don't I know about this?

    • @AuroraNemoia
      @AuroraNemoia 5 років тому

      @Max Pain with free penut butter included

  • @thomasgraf1986
    @thomasgraf1986 5 років тому +577

    A grown man smearing peanut butter and chocolate syrup on a twenty year old children's keyboard for a living. This is the best timeline.

  • @Evanski
    @Evanski 5 років тому +516

    "Yeah this sucks
    Lets try some Duke Nukem 3D
    *Also fun preschool software* "

    • @TheKiruNias
      @TheKiruNias 5 років тому +24

      Hey, I played a lot of it before school, so technically true.))

  • @breadand_circuses
    @breadand_circuses 5 років тому +1955

    don't 👏 call 👏 yourself 👏 a 👏 gamer 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 lube 👏 your 👏 keyboard 👏with 👏 gamer 👏 butter

    • @CLK944
      @CLK944 5 років тому +88

      And use BNOP

    • @sneezingcactus5681
      @sneezingcactus5681 5 років тому +6

      Gamer butter?

    • @breadand_circuses
      @breadand_circuses 5 років тому +44

      @@sneezingcactus5681 yes it's butter only epic gamers can eat

    • @vinson3725
      @vinson3725 5 років тому +16

      But I don't want to ruin my 8 physical, 16 logical 1.99GHz Intel (R) Pentium Core I8 (R) laptop!

    • @emilysmith5121
      @emilysmith5121 5 років тому +6

      Showoff. Just say 'keyboard'. Not trying to be mean 😄

  • @BeaJumpup
    @BeaJumpup 5 років тому +694

    I just spent 20 minutes watching a grown man using a toddler keyboard

    • @computer_dude
      @computer_dude 5 років тому +18

      And intentionally spilling food in it. And playing games.

    • @Featherogue
      @Featherogue 5 років тому +11

      same and i wouldnt change a thing

    • @wishywashy9947
      @wishywashy9947 4 роки тому +2

      Caitlyn I agree with this sentiment.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +1

      @Enclave Officer Z841 since old era people seem outsmart than currrent our time now aka present

  • @citrusjuicebox
    @citrusjuicebox 5 років тому +302

    A E S T H E T I C O F C H I L D R E N
    Sounds like an Engrish marketing gem.

    • @PandaXs1
      @PandaXs1 5 років тому +1

      sounds like a robert miles tribute album

  • @MrHack4never
    @MrHack4never 5 років тому +240

    That thumbnail looks like one of those clickbait lifehack compilations

    • @chibichabot9293
      @chibichabot9293 5 років тому +19

      MrHack4never apply peanut butter to the keyboard, this sacrifice appeases the keyboard Gods and increases your WPM

    • @WannabeMarysue
      @WannabeMarysue 5 років тому +11

      I FOUND A NEW ASMR? PEANUT BUTTER ON THE KEYBOARD! ASMR TOUCHING, TAPPING KEYS, SOFT VOICE 2019 (KNIFE WARNING)

  • @yorkshireplumbing
    @yorkshireplumbing 5 років тому +506

    hehehe, their website has a little javascript at the bottom to say "Last updated ..." on today's date... I thought that was quite cheeky.

  • @gesuyarou6149
    @gesuyarou6149 5 років тому +248

    Ah LGR, the only channel where you get to see someone spread peanut butter on a keyboard

    • @camwoodstock
      @camwoodstock 5 років тому +7

      And it's the only channel that then ups the ante when it continues functioning...
      And it's entertaining the entire time.

    • @morals6797
      @morals6797 5 років тому +2

      I know this is an old comment, but: ua-cam.com/video/NFnoDBEkZms/v-deo.html 0:50

    • @a-surfin-bird8182
      @a-surfin-bird8182 4 роки тому

      No I think how to basic does this all the time

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 років тому +118

    Wow. This looks pretty legit and I love the story behind it! The owners seem really nice to be honest, and I love how they actually had to learn how to do it and started their own company. Of course, in that situation I’d rather just teach my children how to use a keyboard and now computers work from a young age like my dad taught me though. I was brought up using a few old laptops to play games off of floppy discs and CD-R’s, and that meant I knew not to mash buttons and delete everything like a giant idiot. However I still got the keyboard massively dirty like the idiot I was, so maybe that peanut-butter proofing would’ve been useful.

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 3 роки тому +7

      I mean yeah but this feels like it's more for peace of mind that if the child's mother is cleaning or something and the kid gets his hands on the computer she doesn't have to worry about the kid deleting data or screwing it up and mom has to wait for dad to get home after work to drop that nuke on him.

  • @jonhyetienne6919
    @jonhyetienne6919 5 років тому +291

    WASD or ESDF?
    BNOP!

    • @user-yd2cu2sw6i
      @user-yd2cu2sw6i 5 років тому +4

      IJKL

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 5 років тому +11

      ESDF? Electrostatic discharge frankfurters?

    • @PsionicMonk
      @PsionicMonk 5 років тому +3

      Good ol' BNOP

    • @satan2583
      @satan2583 5 років тому +2

      EoSD layout be like *flandre scarlet wants to know your location*

    • @Luka-Noctiluka
      @Luka-Noctiluka 5 років тому +3

      @@satan2583 That wasn't funny and was a forced touhou joke.

  • @benjabby
    @benjabby 5 років тому +595

    I have a penchant for products created by ordinary people who after failing to find a professional solution to a problem they encounter, take it upon themselves to make one for anyone else that might have the same problem. They always feel like they have a lot more "heart" to them, even if they aren't particularly great products

    • @Bob3519
      @Bob3519 5 років тому +23

      I think you just described KickStarter! ; )

    • @em0t3p
      @em0t3p 5 років тому +5

      America!

  • @UltraCboy
    @UltraCboy 5 років тому +196

    Mental note, if I’m gonna sell something with some weirdly specific claim, don’t send it to Clint.

    • @matthieumeewis
      @matthieumeewis 5 років тому +20

      or do... for our enjoyment

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 5 років тому +18

      I mean, what's the point of making weirdly specific claims if you don't expect people to test them?

    • @user-hardbrain
      @user-hardbrain 5 років тому +6

      I remember LGR getting a sexy mouse saying never use it in direct sunlight. :))

  • @mooniejohnson
    @mooniejohnson 5 років тому +125

    “Kids Cut Teeth On Keyboards” is probably one of the worst ways they could have written that article title...
    (I know what they meant, but still.)

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 5 років тому +28

      I didn't know what it meant at first and was taking it literally

    • @siddharthnandi3995
      @siddharthnandi3995 3 роки тому

      What does it mean?

    • @meowmocha12
      @meowmocha12 Рік тому

      Well, it's a keyboard for kids five and under. Some of those children might actually put their teeth on them. You're just minding your own business, turn around, and find out that your toddler is chewing and licking the keyboard for no earthly reason.

  • @TracksWithDax
    @TracksWithDax 5 років тому +55

    14:18 that Stewie impression was spot-on

  • @M101K3
    @M101K3 5 років тому +80

    "Sticking my fingers into a dessert and playing games" - Best Raspberry Pi advert, ever.

  • @Ladderthief1
    @Ladderthief1 5 років тому +357

    So what did you do today?
    99% of people: "Put in 8 hours of backbreaking, mind-numbing labor."
    Clint: "I played Duke Nukem then spread peanut butter all over a child's keyboard."

    • @jnerdsblog
      @jnerdsblog 5 років тому +10

      and now I'm depressed

    • @Ladderthief1
      @Ladderthief1 5 років тому +5

      @@jnerdsblog What's wrong?

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 5 років тому +44

      Ladderthief1 You must have reminded him of labor, the soul crushing reality of having to work for a corporation so you can marginally afford necessities. Trading youth and health for money and later trading money for health. Then we die and most of us leave no lasting legacy. Even our kids forget us. Okay, that's all I have, have a wonderful day! I just made a fresh batch of Kool-Aid and can't wait. It's black cherry!

    • @Ladderthief1
      @Ladderthief1 5 років тому +10

      @@fatherfintanstack8810 Ooh nice! Kool-Aid is like Jell-O, there's always room for it.

    • @NathanChisholm041
      @NathanChisholm041 5 років тому +3

      Sounds legit!!

  • @jamesdeen8158
    @jamesdeen8158 5 років тому +183

    LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WEBSITE OH MY LORD
    LAST UPDATED: 2/16/2019

    • @EuropeanMapper
      @EuropeanMapper 5 років тому +11

      LAST UPDATED: 7 June 2019

    • @armorgeddon
      @armorgeddon 4 роки тому +17

      It's down now. :-(

    • @armorgeddon
      @armorgeddon 4 роки тому

      What?

    • @rxgtv
      @rxgtv 4 роки тому

      Whats the website?

    • @ubahnlexi
      @ubahnlexi 4 роки тому +9

      The website's down. It pops up with a "buy this domain" page.

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 5 років тому +193

    What kind of monster doesn't use Crunchy Peanut Butter on their keyboards?

    • @LGR
      @LGR  5 років тому +68

      The awesome crunchy peanut butter is for eating. The smooth stuff is for wasting by smearing.

    • @subg9165
      @subg9165 5 років тому +4

      i like both

    • @QuixoteBadger
      @QuixoteBadger 5 років тому +13

      The same kind of monster that doesn't even eat the keyboard!

    • @matthieumeewis
      @matthieumeewis 5 років тому +2

      @LGR Now we're talking

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 років тому +4

      @@LGR tha'ts a good answer.

  • @JohnSmith-nj9qo
    @JohnSmith-nj9qo 5 років тому +44

    I love the old school 90's web page. Comic Sans and bright yellow backgrounds galore. XD

  • @cm5g
    @cm5g 4 роки тому +146

    Kids: D-Pad
    Boys: Arrow Keys
    Men: WASD
    Legends: BNOP

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +6

      True legends: QAOP

    • @tl1882
      @tl1882 4 роки тому +3

      Waluigi: Telekinesis

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 4 роки тому +2

      Time Lords: J-Mouse

    • @marinacelada3246
      @marinacelada3246 3 роки тому +1

      Some kind of Demigods: QWOP.

    • @cat1554
      @cat1554 3 роки тому +1

      Me, a Dvorak user: ",AOE"

  • @flmalegre
    @flmalegre 5 років тому +89

    After looking at the thumbnail:
    "guys, I think he's losing it, the magic smoke has finally gotten to his brain"

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +403

    Hey guys and welcome Back, to Peanut Butter Gamer!

    • @Windows-du7id
      @Windows-du7id 5 років тому +5

      Bryce McKenzie 😂

    • @doomstasche5768
      @doomstasche5768 5 років тому +16

      LGR is a Real Peanut Butter Gamer, lol.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 5 років тому +9

      Imagine that crossover

    • @mrkitty777
      @mrkitty777 5 років тому +2

      My precious....🙄

    • @MyFanMadeFilms
      @MyFanMadeFilms 5 років тому +1

      He smeared PBG all over that keyboard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mmm... yes... good... very goood

  • @itsmemrnukki
    @itsmemrnukki 5 років тому +227

    Peanut butter proof keyboard?! Why don't we have that technology today?!

    • @mizu_the_floatzel
      @mizu_the_floatzel 5 років тому +2

      I know right xO

    • @tylernilson7021
      @tylernilson7021 5 років тому +27

      The technology for butter-proof keyboards was lost along with the aqueduct when the Huns sacked Rome in the 5th century A.D.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 5 років тому +3

      Same reason we don't have planes made entirely of the same material as the black box. The cons outweigh the benefits.

    • @itsmemrnukki
      @itsmemrnukki 5 років тому +1

      @@SheepUndefined I didn't expect a serious reply to an obviously non-serious comment.

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin 5 років тому +2

      I have a washable Logitech, it's ok. Came with a little brush too.

  • @CutieRingoJoy
    @CutieRingoJoy 5 років тому +45

    Peanut butter 12:12
    Chocolate Syrup 13:52
    Milk 14:24
    Washing the keyboard 16:34

  • @Takedownairsoft1
    @Takedownairsoft1 5 років тому +58

    The my first keyboard also comes with the all new my first person shooter

  • @tycho7006
    @tycho7006 5 років тому +145

    To quote Duke Nukem himself:
    What a mess.

  • @suborbitalprocess
    @suborbitalprocess 5 років тому +148

    12:35 it's like an f'ed up Bob Ross video
    "Okay, we're just gonna smear a bit of peanut butter on the space bar. It'll be our little secret"

    • @Maobum
      @Maobum 5 років тому +4

      Happy little accident.

    • @-PVL93-
      @-PVL93- 3 роки тому +1

      RUINED

  • @sixteenohtwo
    @sixteenohtwo 5 років тому +62

    So that's why they're called Sticky Keys.

    • @dava_arvarabi
      @dava_arvarabi 5 років тому +4

      Ba dum tss

    • @DJ_Macphisto
      @DJ_Macphisto 5 років тому +2

      I thought they were called sticky keys for a different reason... 😉

    • @theadorableshortcake
      @theadorableshortcake 5 років тому

      DrSylvestreMatuschka Stop it there are children

  • @myang12003
    @myang12003 5 років тому +337

    You can play doom with a toddler keyboard.
    Interesting.

    • @videotoblin
      @videotoblin 5 років тому +27

      *knee deep in the peanut butter*

    • @undefishin
      @undefishin 4 роки тому

      @Guilherme Fernandes AUTTP ATHDTC UTTPC uttp and anti- groups died years ago why are you still in them

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 4 роки тому

      @@undefishin why are you commenting on an old video

    • @undefishin
      @undefishin 4 роки тому

      i wasn't referring to the video lmao

    • @Weath3rreport
      @Weath3rreport 4 роки тому

      @@rafalswiniarski3866 I'm asking the same question to you?

  • @AtasiProductions
    @AtasiProductions 5 років тому +44

    Introducing the all new Reese's puffs edition of my first keyboard

    • @TuesdaysArt
      @TuesdaysArt 4 роки тому +4

      Peanut butter, chocolate
      Great when separate
      But when they're combined
      They make morning time epic

  • @forklauncher
    @forklauncher 5 років тому +131

    "-Why are you watching a guy smear peanut butter, chocolate syrup and milk on a keyboard and play Duke Nukem?"
    "-Because I've lost control of my life."
    Alternative joke:
    Boy, I've heard of PeanutButterGamer, but this is just ridiculous!

  • @mikewhy709
    @mikewhy709 5 років тому +38

    You know, the famous mnemonic, "X is for Christmas Dinner".

  • @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial
    @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial 5 років тому +383

    I think the Peanut Butter test needs to be a recurring bit. Looks like a nice product for what it’s meant to be, god knows my kid loves smashing my laptop as I use it, would make a nice tool today

    • @Undeadly.
      @Undeadly. 5 років тому +47

      *But will it peanut butter*

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 5 років тому +26

      Undeadly *but will it also sundae*

    • @jamble7k
      @jamble7k 5 років тому +4

      model m plus peanut butter, chocolate sauce and milk?

    • @bamahornplayer
      @bamahornplayer 5 років тому +5

      Undeadly “Let’s talk about that” *cue GMM theme song*

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 5 років тому

      Drink a Beer and Play a Game my niece would love this!

  • @nicholasrossi5465
    @nicholasrossi5465 5 років тому +67

    You smearing peanut butter on this thing and laughing maniacally was oddly soothing.

  • @xapil1349
    @xapil1349 5 років тому +21

    “Let’s try some Duke Nukem 3D, also fun pre school software” probably my favorite LGR quote so far.

  • @CardboardSliver
    @CardboardSliver 5 років тому +361

    RIP peanut butter
    2019-2019
    You were probably delicious.

    • @TheSkypetube
      @TheSkypetube 5 років тому +6

      I still think it's Gif not jif

    • @bearnaib
      @bearnaib 5 років тому +4

      I guess his *Jelly* wife is very sad.

    • @arxsaur
      @arxsaur 5 років тому +2

      Cardboard silver!

    • @ThoosieJP
      @ThoosieJP 5 років тому +4

      2018-2019 it usually takes a little longer than you think to get food on store shelves.

    • @bobux-machine3958
      @bobux-machine3958 5 років тому +3

      SLIVER IS THAT YOU

  • @heldtogetherwithtape
    @heldtogetherwithtape 5 років тому +169

    This episode of LGR Foods got weird

    • @videotoblin
      @videotoblin 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, plastic isn't very tasty, unless you have Pica...

  • @BinBintheRiceCake
    @BinBintheRiceCake 5 років тому +53

    The squeaking sound is kind of a cute touch

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 років тому +16

    YOU MADMAN! No one would use a keyboard that dirty! The idea is, it survives the milk spill and then gets cleaned before it’s used, because as I know from when I was a 5 year old, spilling a drink on a keyboard kills it effectively as it‘s never the same again, but the milk can’t get in than the keyboard would survive.

    • @tedwardkoch
      @tedwardkoch 3 роки тому

      This was just for a test, and fortunately it didn't blow up so, relax (but please, don't watch ASMR).

  • @Katrielle_Going_To_Quebec
    @Katrielle_Going_To_Quebec 5 років тому +141

    *Rise up gamer boys it's time to get your own, gamer girl peanut butter*

  • @kacperw587
    @kacperw587 5 років тому +49

    BNOP is my favourite layout. Especially if it's covered in peanut butter.

    • @lyoselli
      @lyoselli 5 років тому +5

      of course, it stands for BeaNut Ond Putter

  • @Markimark151
    @Markimark151 5 років тому +44

    These keyboards are cool for kindergarten class, I remember similar keyboards for the Apple iMac that were colorful and were durable enough for little kids.

  • @vwestlife
    @vwestlife 5 років тому +323

    Choosy moms choose .GIF.

    • @alastair852
      @alastair852 5 років тому +7

      VWestlife booooooo!!

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 5 років тому +13

      this is like the only thing that makes me irrational. i know the inventor says it's pronounced "jif" but i don't want to say it that way. No. :(

    • @KyosukeShigeru
      @KyosukeShigeru 5 років тому +1

      Delicious!

    • @MyFanMadeFilms
      @MyFanMadeFilms 5 років тому +5

      CHOOSY MOMS GET MY FIST UP THEIR SHITZ MAKER

    • @InsanePsychoRabbit
      @InsanePsychoRabbit 5 років тому +5

      THANK YOU for using the correct pronunciation of .gif

  • @fluffysheap
    @fluffysheap 5 років тому +30

    I'm here to kick ass and smear peanut butter everywhere... and I'm all out of one of these things

  • @AAMEERAHMARIANO
    @AAMEERAHMARIANO 5 років тому +15

    Me, in 98 with five years old, if I listened to this voice of the games abc, I could have nightmares 🤣🤣🤣 I loved this video. Please, continue uploading the classic.

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 5 років тому +31

    Peanut butter chocolate keyboard keyboard would have been a great idea for a candybar back in the 90s.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 років тому

      And nowadays with the retro tech nostalgia becoming mainstream.

  • @IsmailofeRegime
    @IsmailofeRegime 5 років тому +259

    You're not a child anymore Clint. You must face life as a grown man. Instead of smearing peanut butter on a kid's toy, do manly things like drunkenly vomit all over your professional gaming keyboard and wake up a day later enraged at what you did.

    • @username-wx3xk
      @username-wx3xk 5 років тому +9

      Ismail not manly that’s just rlly sad. Are you ok ?

    • @taben9jake
      @taben9jake 5 років тому +39

      @@username-wx3xk Vomit is one of the most manly fluids a body can produce, right up there with acidic bile, and Stanky sweat

    • @Esdeath_0001
      @Esdeath_0001 5 років тому +12

      Make sure it's streamed on twitch to be viewed in a clip for all eternity

    • @leaffen9616
      @leaffen9616 5 років тому +2

      A real man doesn't drink though, that's for dumbasses.

    • @RyTrapp0
      @RyTrapp0 5 років тому +16

      You guys really don't have to destroy decent jokes for the sake of moral grandstanding - no one cares

  • @Combicon
    @Combicon 5 років тому +66

    bringing a new meaning to the term stickykeys.

  • @vinson3725
    @vinson3725 5 років тому +66

    And my phone (Nokia 3310)
    is tsunami proof!

  • @forgeman6967
    @forgeman6967 5 років тому +16

    14:26 at this point you are basically making a keyboard sundae right now

  • @BinBintheRiceCake
    @BinBintheRiceCake 5 років тому +58

    LGR going Bob Ross on that keyboard with peanut butter, and chocolate sauces of paints with milk colors

  • @ACrownofFlowers
    @ACrownofFlowers 5 років тому +23

    This is really how it is sometimes if you have cerebral palsy and you go to play your games like me. Lol. I'm always knocking stuff over.

  • @jalbert653
    @jalbert653 5 років тому +389

    I think you just invented a new disturbing fetish.

    • @fullmetaljacket7
      @fullmetaljacket7 5 років тому +61

      1 guy 1 keyboard

    • @atomicspacewizard
      @atomicspacewizard 5 років тому +11

      Very legal and very cool

    • @MiloKuroshiro
      @MiloKuroshiro 5 років тому +42

      Hahaha... "New"...

    • @lilacbabyfur3540
      @lilacbabyfur3540 5 років тому +16

      No no no it will become a new trend on youtube. "Put peanut butter on random things to see if it would still work"

    • @FantomLightning
      @FantomLightning 5 років тому +7

      Honestly I would let Clint smear just about anything onto me he wanted....

  • @PhilStrahl
    @PhilStrahl 5 років тому +44

    I would have gone with “X - Xebra” ;)

  • @cupcakethesabertooth6802
    @cupcakethesabertooth6802 4 роки тому +20

    8:42
    *"A for alligator"* that made me laugh more than it should

  • @Y3TT1_
    @Y3TT1_ 5 років тому +63

    that was cool pre school software. lets try duke nukem 3d!

    • @zymosan99
      @zymosan99 5 років тому +6

      which too is preschool software!

  • @FloppydriveMaestro
    @FloppydriveMaestro 5 років тому +248

    If it was qwerty it may have been a good way for kids to learn typing. Shame

    • @FloppydriveMaestro
      @FloppydriveMaestro 5 років тому +51

      @@enniopaone No but why teach them the keys in the wrong order. If you start them with this then move them to a proper keyboard they will just have to start again from scratch.

    • @christopherhaynes8633
      @christopherhaynes8633 5 років тому +36

      @@FloppydriveMaestro At that age they are learning the alphabet still

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 5 років тому +31

      Probably better to learn the alphabet in order than blind type.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 років тому

      @@enniopaone I started using computers around 4 years old, when I was about 5-6 I already had a computer at home and it didn't take me long to stop searching for the keys I needed to use... I hated typing lessons. For me it was easier to type without using asdf. And besides, if you use another layout, you get confused. In my case I use ABNT2 (Brazil), and certain typing software didn't recognise additional keys.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 5 років тому +3

      @@christopherhaynes8633 Not really, I started reading around age 4-5. Depends on the kid.

  • @KasumiRINA
    @KasumiRINA 5 років тому +203

    2:02 wait, disassembling something, learning from it, and producing your own product? That's... not how I describe "ignorant"! XD

    • @MrYoyoshi9
      @MrYoyoshi9 5 років тому +75

      Well they were ignorant of the very basics of how it worked that's why they had to disassemble it, ignorant is lacking knowledge not being dumb

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 5 років тому +26

      Ignorance is not knowing something. Knowing how to acquire the knowledge you want does not eliminate said ignorance until you put the learning process into action. (I would not have chosen that particular example either, but I wasn't consulted before his interview.)

    • @realityveil6151
      @realityveil6151 5 років тому +24

      That used to be the baseline for ignorant. Now the common denominator is SOOOOOOOOOOOO much lower. You should check out with documentary called Idiocracy.

    • @Trusteft
      @Trusteft 5 років тому +5

      @RealityVeil documentary and prophecy.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 5 років тому +6

      I still stand by my definition of ignoramuses! Ignorant people wouldn't know what to do once they disassembled something. My friends once tried to fix our friend's printer, so they took it apart, assembled it back, and figure out it must have had many "extra" parts inside, which were now lying around the room after they finished "fixing" it. xD Suffice to say it never worked again. Not THAT's true ignorance. The state before you reverse engineer something is more like ... just not having experience with that particular blueprint.

  • @Nymo
    @Nymo 5 років тому +20

    The keyboard with all the food on it totally looked like some kind of Nickelodeon Double Dare challenge.

  • @ArcadeStunfisk
    @ArcadeStunfisk 5 років тому +90

    Broke: "Brexit means Brexit."
    Woke: "Peanut butter-proof means peanut butter-proof."

  • @Freako
    @Freako 5 років тому +300

    *Clint smears peanut butter on a learning toy keyboard*
    Thanks A LOT, Clint. Now I have ASMR.

    • @goobertrain8060
      @goobertrain8060 5 років тому +2

      Oh it's you

    • @catherineholmes8423
      @catherineholmes8423 5 років тому

      Freako did you make that last of us hentai

    • @X1Daring2
      @X1Daring2 5 років тому +1

      Lol xD ikr?

    • @Flobbie
      @Flobbie 5 років тому

      Freako when you gonna release that Leela Create-A-Skater?

    • @diobrando2575
      @diobrando2575 5 років тому

      IamMe look up freakorama on newgrounds.

  • @yeleyfan18
    @yeleyfan18 5 років тому +33

    The ultimate LGR Oddwear/LGR Foods crossover.

  • @sptony2718
    @sptony2718 5 років тому +22

    Peanutbutter Jelly Keyboard Sandwich:
    1 jar of Peanut Butter
    1 Jar of Jelly
    2 My First Keyboards...

  • @ambient2153
    @ambient2153 5 років тому +12

    ah yes, my favorite game to play in preschool.
    Duke Nukem 3D

  • @maukator9907
    @maukator9907 5 років тому +11

    Ah, yes. Finally. A Keyboard that i can use whilst eating the contents of an entire jar of peanut butter without utensils.

  • @A_Player
    @A_Player 5 років тому +100

    12:05
    Oh no... Watching this makes me feel wrong. Very wrong.

    • @z3roo0
      @z3roo0 5 років тому +1

      12:09 would be better time stamp

    • @dvdkolk
      @dvdkolk 5 років тому

      yeah, all kinds of wrong, ALL THE WRONG!

  • @coffee115
    @coffee115 5 років тому +118

    Peanut butter and QWERTY sandwich.

    • @michele97593
      @michele97593 5 років тому +2

      you thought that would get tons of likes

    • @davidlee9074
      @davidlee9074 5 років тому +26

      That would be ABCDEF sandwich.

  • @Marichii1
    @Marichii1 5 років тому +32

    ah. well. it's, uh, certainly peanut butter proof
    now i REALLY want some peanut butter

  • @Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head
    @Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head 5 років тому +5

    "Can you play Duke 3D on a My First Keyboard with chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and milk?"
    I nominate this for GDQ 2020 donation challenge run

  • @c4rt00nk1d
    @c4rt00nk1d 5 років тому +5

    I can't wait for Peanut Butter Chocolate Syrup Milk Speedruns on the My First Keyboard

  • @Sunbask
    @Sunbask 5 років тому +10

    Honestly this would be an amazing product for my grandmother with low vision. It’s also in ABC format which would help! Thanks for the video

  • @CosmicKangaroo
    @CosmicKangaroo 5 років тому +114

    1960: IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE FLYING CARS
    2019: GUY SPREADS PEANUT BUTTER OVER KEYBOARD

    • @lukasperuzovic1429
      @lukasperuzovic1429 5 років тому +21

      Were living in 2019, Clint is in 3219

    • @CosmicKangaroo
      @CosmicKangaroo 5 років тому +3

      @@lukasperuzovic1429 a true phophet of mankind

    • @quackmasterson5128
      @quackmasterson5128 5 років тому +1

      DON'T MOCK US THIS IS MORE DIRE THAN FLYING AUTOMOBILES

  • @runvnc208
    @runvnc208 5 років тому +8

    Kidtech should come out with a 2019 USB version and hire Clint to be in the commercial. Or just use this video.

  • @banesrb
    @banesrb 5 років тому +29

    Don't you hate when you have peanut butter all over the keyboard?

    • @germancheese2801
      @germancheese2801 4 роки тому +2

      aaaaaaa i hate when that happens, it happens way too much, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @jacobw1780
      @jacobw1780 4 роки тому

      opposite of on backwards

  • @guilibleworm1237
    @guilibleworm1237 5 років тому +19

    nobody:
    Lgr:today were gonna run doom on a vending machine

  • @lilacbabyfur3540
    @lilacbabyfur3540 5 років тому +6

    Love your enthusiasm LGR! Still watching your videos 2 years later. I wonder if they will make a MOUSE like that

  • @Kae6502
    @Kae6502 5 років тому +7

    The two people who developed this keyboard are awesome. This a great product. It's well made, it achieves the goals it was designed for, and it passes the LGR peanut butter, syrup, and milk challenge (try that with a modern tablet computer. I dare you) . They deserve an award. Completely seal the case, make it Bluetooth, and it will still be a useful product today.Thank you LGR.

  • @2AMSOUL
    @2AMSOUL 5 років тому +42

    kids need to play doom

  • @jamesdeen8158
    @jamesdeen8158 5 років тому +5

    Really impressed with the fact they had a custom IC produced for this

  • @PeepsMichael
    @PeepsMichael 5 років тому +11

    What am I doing with my life. I’m watching a grown man playing with a children’s keyboard covered with peanut butter, chocolate syrup and milk.

  • @emperorfaiz
    @emperorfaiz 5 років тому +8

    Can't wait to play competitive CS:GO with this.

  • @bubblegumplastic
    @bubblegumplastic 5 років тому +21

    "Don't try this at home... Ahh I'm at home what am I doing." Lmao

  • @bloody_mate2272
    @bloody_mate2272 5 років тому +49

    _laughs_
    Clint, why?

  • @renasance2
    @renasance2 5 років тому +3

    Wow, I actually remember playing with this as a 5-year-old in 1999.
    It was a hand-me-down from an older cousin.

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 5 років тому +3

    Give 'em props -- it does what it says on the tin! And I find it amusing that you've used membrane keyboards far worse, from companies that presumably knew what they were doing from the word go, instead of a couple who had to learn as they went. XD That peanut butter/chocolate sauce/milk test was hilarious and kind of awesome in its own way. If only modern keyboards were that hardy!

  • @ELYSIANNY
    @ELYSIANNY 5 років тому +13

    The Maynard family should have just used Gamer Gear Dust-Off gamer spray!!

  • @oldmandandan
    @oldmandandan 5 років тому +12

    All that real estate inside the keyboard!! Just waiting for a raspberry pi inside!

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 5 років тому

      pacmandandan For what?

  • @Bacon420
    @Bacon420 5 років тому +16

    These things are terrifying. I'm way happier my first keyboard was a Vic 20.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 5 років тому +27

    Oh man, that Model-M keyboard is incredibly sexy and I’d love to buy one myself.

  • @devjock
    @devjock 5 років тому +6

    Well, it doesn't have a shift key, so how else would we get sticky keys? :D
    That BNOP layout is hilarious btw. True gamer right there.

  • @MarkyShaw
    @MarkyShaw 5 років тому +15

    Damn. $99 for a kid keyboard? That's insane!

    • @debsreno911
      @debsreno911 5 років тому +2

      I know right, luckily they lowered the price cuz with that price no way it would have sold very many if any at all.

    • @4jp
      @4jp 5 років тому

      Not really. At least back then. The 1990s were still a time of overpriced everything computer related. You could find some cheaper peripherals, but most stuff was right around the $100 price range. A cheap 14.4 modem (internal) was $100 in 1994.

  • @itsmemrnukki
    @itsmemrnukki 5 років тому +18

    I like how you can make PBJ sandwiches on a keyboard

  • @Digithalis
    @Digithalis 5 років тому +39

    wow..this is a great keyboard also for grandmas and grandpas ! :-)

    • @CyberneticEden
      @CyberneticEden 5 років тому +8

      That really depends if that grandparent did or didn't learn how to type on a typewriter, which most likely would have existed during their time. I'd be really worried if they were from before the typewriter's invention.

    • @williamclapp9694
      @williamclapp9694 5 років тому +4

      @@CyberneticEden Yeah, since my grandfather was taught how to type on a typewriter in highschool which helped him not have to deal with the actual fighting in the Korean War, though my grandma never learned how to type as a secretary as they used shorthand and I saw her book for it and yeah, it is confusing.

    • @badgerlordpatrick6493
      @badgerlordpatrick6493 5 років тому

      Does it work with the Grampy Aught Six? The one that types in 400 point font and has a meatloaf for a cursor? From Compy?

  • @theprofesser9797
    @theprofesser9797 4 роки тому +6

    Love hearing these “we had no knowledge but learned how to make it from scratch” stories

  • @huleeyaxerssius7
    @huleeyaxerssius7 4 роки тому +2

    From the wayback machine, the last most recent archive of the site was the 27th of december last year, and after that on the 28th of febuary this year the site went down, at least it is there still to see. And watched the video again, as i hadn't seen it since when it was posted too, and like some others have said, i'd call it a BNOP sundae with how it ended up. Not sure it'd taste that good though.