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K-VON I have the best half Persian story ever! My bio mom didn’t lie but her mother cheated on the man she called dad!!! I have to keep my mouth shut until my $10k inheritance clears (or not). She may have had me removed. Either way….the TRUTH will be TOLD! Figured it out when my boyfriend’s mom called my bio mom’s nose Persian!!! I thought she lied to me about my paternity. NOPE…it’s Rita!!! Book needs to be written. Collaborate? F*** WTFIsWrongWithUs #HardAsHellToLie 🤪
@Solace Creat not to be that guy, but if youve achieved a healthy body (low-average muscles) and healthy amount of fat, and you start losing calories rapidly, your abs (everyone has abs, or else their body would collapse) will show. Which is the origin of this joke: six-packs on skinny guys are like big tits on fat chicks, they don't count.
Why do some women say shit like "as a woman i agree" to male opinions and be like the "quirkier and better than other girls" girl but if a guy agrees to an opinion a girl holds he's a simp and a white knight big yikes
@@Katya_Lastochka why? The colour of someone's skin is not a factor for a good joke. It really depends on the punch line. For example if it's a rape joke and the punch line is on the criminal than no one cares.
@N S Lool, errr, no it wont....the shrinkages will be MAJOR, and don't even get me started on the tangles lol, well except someone salvaged a spray bottle, some coconut oil, and conditioner....which I doubt lool
@@maureenchikeka219 I would have that coconut oil with conditioner spray bottle clutched with both hands while yelling to my husband..."Babe, save the kids! I have the coconut oil and conditioner. Just save the damn kids!" LOL.
NEVER have I heard a comedian harassing such a variant of ethnicities as this, & with accents!! ALL funny!! ALL true!! Breaking down walls & bringing us together. 💗✌🏽
I am middle eastren and full gulf arab and I dont agree. I have very fair hair, yes there might be hair between my eyebrows but its fair, you wouldnt even see it. That concept of all of us being super hairy isnt always true tho. Maybe most idk for sure. But who cares its athe inviroment that makes ppl that way anyway.
One of my close guy friends in college would randomly leave chocolate during the time that most of us had our periods in the house. Since he was closest to me I always wondered if he was just that random or if I was more testy than usual...
All those people in the comment section saying women don't have their periods at the same time .... IT'S A JOKE! IT'S NOT REAL! ART IS A LIE! Now, can you please come to Germany so I can see you live?
This is hilarious honestly! I’m a woman and I was laughing my ass off! Idk why people in the comments are so triggered. Can y’all please learn to take a joke.
This is the best stand up comedy I've seen in a while wow I laughed my ass off that's a true talent over there 🙌🏽😭😂😂😂 and as a middle eastern I'm dead💀😩😂
Kvon, I've learned years ago beauty isn't everything, I have a friend of mine that could have been a model or actress she is so beautiful, has a build you wouldn't believe She is a total beauty, until,....... when you start to get to know her and see her true personality, well, all I can say is beauty isn't everything.
The natural looking women would not look really different, the stylish one would have a hard time, that is true. It was funny (just throw the chocolate !)❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Peace, Love, and Coconut.
Of course women sync they're periods. I get periods seldom, like every 2 to 4 months, and every time my sister visited and had a period, I got it the very next day.
I'm totally convinced that You've masterd a market and are second to none, art is not inferior to life art imitates life. Provoking thought with side splitting laughter; thanks for revitalizing comedy it's no small thing.
Kvon by reading the comments under your videos i realized a lot of people like to argue with you about the jokes. I don't know if they simply don't get them or they just want your attention. In case nobody have told you before it's probably because you're so damn good looking. 😄
it is because they have no sense of humor or were raised by a group of radical professors to find victim status or fault in anything. they are perpetual losers and always wish to tear down others instead of build anything themselves (which is muchhhh harder). i deal with these people nightly in the comedy clubs and more often online where they are anonymous and thrive behind their cowardly interaction! :)
I don’t know why this showed up in my recommendations yesterday, but I’m glad it did! Marking this as the first video I’ve watched of you. I’m now subscribed and in love! 😘
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Oh boy!!!! You're killing me😝
Only 17 likes
You forgot the other parenthesis
K-VON I have the best half Persian story ever! My bio mom didn’t lie but her mother cheated on the man she called dad!!! I have to keep my mouth shut until my $10k inheritance clears (or not). She may have had me removed. Either way….the TRUTH will be TOLD!
Figured it out when my boyfriend’s mom called my bio mom’s nose Persian!!! I thought she lied to me about my paternity. NOPE…it’s Rita!!! Book needs to be written. Collaborate? F***
WTFIsWrongWithUs #HardAsHellToLie 🤪
I've watched this already Kevan.... Just trying to get this vid to 1mill views! Keep up the good work.
“Week 4 we have abs because we’re starving” 😂
I NEED some week four in my life right now LOL
Day 4. Right. Week four was period
iPibb Xtra it’s called hunger abs lol.
Waited for him to say this line.....week 69 and still waiting
@Solace Creat not to be that guy, but if youve achieved a healthy body (low-average muscles) and healthy amount of fat, and you start losing calories rapidly, your abs (everyone has abs, or else their body would collapse) will show.
Which is the origin of this joke: six-packs on skinny guys are like big tits on fat chicks, they don't count.
As a woman, I agree.
ok good. because a lot of people will be posting hate messages under this. u can fight them
Damn right life is hard
Ok lesbian madam
Women have their easy life on the backs of men.
Why do some women say shit like "as a woman i agree" to male opinions and be like the "quirkier and better than other girls" girl but if a guy agrees to an opinion a girl holds he's a simp and a white knight big yikes
see this is how you make fun of people in comedy. no talking shit or *truly* acting better than others, just good ole teasing
that's why so many comedians now are so horrible. well; hope to share this and then we get on more shows !
And how do you tell the difference? I know, if you're white then it's no longer a joke.
???
@@Katya_Lastochka I wasn't offended by anything he said
@@Katya_Lastochka why? The colour of someone's skin is not a factor for a good joke. It really depends on the punch line. For example if it's a rape joke and the punch line is on the criminal than no one cares.
"just look away while i gather berries"
😂😂
this guys funny af &cute
That line had my dying 😂😂😂😂
Been there
LoL what I said 😂😂😂
Is he funny & cute ..or is he funny because he is cute
@@sharlondsilva Got ém.
He really came for all the black women like that 😂
Dredreanime 69 No, just the ones that wear weaves.
@N S Lool, errr, no it wont....the shrinkages will be MAJOR, and don't even get me started on the tangles lol, well except someone salvaged a spray bottle, some coconut oil, and conditioner....which I doubt lool
I'm glad he did. Take that costume off and be you.
you all took this joke way to seriously
@@maureenchikeka219 I would have that coconut oil with conditioner spray bottle clutched with both hands while yelling to my husband..."Babe, save the kids! I have the coconut oil and conditioner. Just save the damn kids!" LOL.
Girls you don't have a choice but to laugh since you accepted the compliment at the start hahaha, though its true.
that's how i hook them up front. big compliment LOL
@@kvoncomedy Oh man that was really hilarious you made my yesterday, thanks. What a hook you made there, perfect LOL!!
How do you know it's true? You are NOT female.
Well, I didn't agree. There are many beautiful men out there. That even us women can't compare to.
@@nofybn7794 because he has eyes? And it's true anyway most women do have a lot of body hair and we do get our periods. Everyone knows that
NEVER have I heard a comedian
harassing such a variant of
ethnicities as this, & with accents!!
ALL funny!! ALL true!!
Breaking down walls &
bringing us together. 💗✌🏽
Try Trevor Noah's standup :)
Love that there's equality in his humor, he came for everyone 😂 we need to get back to this kind of comedy 👏👏
ngl couldnt care less about the equality in the humor. its humor, he could be making fun of my race for 30 minuts straight and ill keep laughing
When a comedian hits topics that others won't, they are even funnier.
So true! This was brilliant.
😂😂😂
I hope he knows that all women don't have their periods at the same week every month lmao it's not like the international period cycle
actually it is. they all synch up. and in a stressful period they will all happen at the exact same time on the 'DOT'
It's true...they do
@@kvoncomedy god I honestly hope you're joking flgjafelgjsfahdkfjsj
do u actually think a comedian would ever tell a joke ??? LOL
@@kvoncomedy unless some who were on the plane were already on there's.
As a teenager you are actually the first comedian i find actually effortlessly funny😂
U rock!
@@kvoncomedy ahh thanks man you definitely rock too
"Unless you're middle eastern"
As a South Asian woman, quite near Middle East, I guarantee that.
Same south asian here and it is very true
I am middle eastren and full gulf arab and I dont agree. I have very fair hair, yes there might be hair between my eyebrows but its fair, you wouldnt even see it. That concept of all of us being super hairy isnt always true tho. Maybe most idk for sure. But who cares its athe inviroment that makes ppl that way anyway.
M.K Steel 😂😂my eyebrows are naturally perfect.. but my moustache would scare all the people.. i grow a moustache within a week😂😂
East asian women tho, probably will be totally fine 😭
I found this generalization not true and kinda offensive tbh
“Oh hell no we going back for that.” - that fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣
"Just throw down some chocolate!" haha yes, those are the kind of men we need
One of my close guy friends in college would randomly leave chocolate during the time that most of us had our periods in the house. Since he was closest to me I always wondered if he was just that random or if I was more testy than usual...
@@angel007sherm Lol.
Only by saying period did I get it
finally! lol
LOL same 😂😂😂
You are too pure for this world.
Me too! And I'm a girl 😂
Roggi it’s not a dirty thing to know about periods lol
Y'all need to learn to take a joke. I'm a black woman and I found the entire video absolutely hilarious
I laughed so much at the weave joke, I had to rewind to hear the rest of the jokes
Weave blew off upon impact. Oh hell nah! 🤣
Unbeweavable!
"... we goin' back fo dat!"
Haha! That was hella funnee!
The black woman impression was priceless 😂😂
I thought this was the plot of lord of the flies 😂
He's so funny, definitely deserves more recognition. He should try AGT or something, would've probably killed it.
He did try agt
They did him dirty
@@couragechibuoyim5780 😢
What's agt?
@@_taxman_America's Got Tallent
“ASSEMBLE A SEARCH PARTY” lmaooooim wheezing.
All those people in the comment section saying women don't have their periods at the same time .... IT'S A JOKE! IT'S NOT REAL! ART IS A LIE!
Now, can you please come to Germany so I can see you live?
sad that u have to explain it. everyone thinks comedians are supposed to give scientific discussions at the university level
It is real. Who are these crazy women saying it's not true. IF ONLY!!!
It is kind of true, if a lot women live in close quarters together we usually sync up 😄
Great point!
@@Katya_Lastochka I AM NOT CRAZY, IT IS NOT TRUE.
I can't be the only one that is low-key crushing on him lol
Omg I feel so attacked about that weave joke 😂😭gosh I want to see him live.
The Week 4 period joke cracked me up . Took me like 10 seconds to figure it out and in those 3 seconds i felt like the dumbest dude in the world
what is it.. i didn't get it
@@yizhou3744 week 4 - period.
Women menstruate every 4 weeks and when they do "they're on their period"
"I will not explain week four, PERIOD!" 😂😂😂😂
I got it after you said just throw down some chocolate 😂
This is hilarious honestly! I’m a woman and I was laughing my ass off! Idk why people in the comments are so triggered. Can y’all please learn to take a joke.
Why do you have to say triggered? So rude. I can take a joke but I am allowed to have feelings.
Go have your feelings somewhere else where you feel safe then.
You neeeeeed more exposure. Your vids should be getting thousands of hits
You are hilarious. Love your humor. I'm half Cypriot and half Egyptian so I get where you are coming from. You could be an actor.
Cuz 400k+ isn’t enough?
@@CarbonJackal13 dammed right it isn't enough!! This guy is good enough for a million.
That week 4 word play punch line was amazing 😂😂
This is the best stand up comedy I've seen in a while wow I laughed my ass off that's a true talent over there 🙌🏽😭😂😂😂 and as a middle eastern I'm dead💀😩😂
Idk how i didnt find you sooner, but im glad i did. Love this😂 def showing it to my fam.
I loved this 😂
Such smart humor. Boi u don’t have to censor ANYTHING keep going what you’re doing ❤️ 🔥
😂😂😂I feel relieved as an Asian woman with minimal body hair and odor
No body odor?? Damn, wish I was an Asian woman. :( At least my daughter is half Asian(Chinese). At least she'll smell only half as bad as me. 😷😁👍
oh hell no we going back for that 😂😭
Hey brother, the first time I've seen this clip ....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU ROCK !!!!!
‘We going back for that, ok?!’ LMAAAOO
The weave joke was hilarious!
Кпбббюэ
Que_Rico boy, shut up; I know women from that region that wear weaves and wigs, and women who aren’t from there that keep their natural hair 🙄
This is hilarious! I have watched it many times over the past days...
ehsan hi
ok. time for a new clip to watch or my new book is on www.GoFundMe.com/GoPersian if u want to read some funny stories
@@kvoncomedy I am also going to share it with my friends.
@@kvoncomedy how many languages can you speak ? Do you speak Hindi
I shouldn't have laughed 😂😂 but I pictured the weave 💨💨💨
Dude, you're hilarious 😂
"We don't talk about week 4, *period*"
👌🏻😂
K-Von is hilarious! I was laughing so hard, I, literally, had tears rolling down my face! So funny! 🤣🤣🤣
No we're going back for my weave! 😂
lol. we gonna find that!
@@kvoncomedy 😂😂😂 that was funny af
I am curently on week 4 and this made my day, thanks
2:20 “Week 4! We don’t talk even have to talk about what happens in week 4! But, that is not a good week for anybody!”
As a moron what happens on week 4?
The fact he described this in a way that makes people laugh is absolutely genius!
KVON you've just hit the nail on the head.. this was so funny and true😂
LMFAO.... loving finding these gems.
K-von is very handsome, and extremely good looking, to be redundant.
You are right and would be good in tautology. 😁🤣
This is his funniest bit! Cracks me up every time!
I'm Kuwaiti originally from Persia..i love you .....you're soooo funny 😂😂 you should visit Kuwait 😍😍 you have a lot of fans here
3:15 I think this guy may be in trouble when he gets home his wife does not look amused and he is laughing his head off !
Haha, week four...I can hear your accent and it's so cute. Lol.
the best comedian and the best public are those who are able to laugh at themselves... Thanks Kvon...
Just throw down some chocolates 😂😂
Kvon, I've learned years ago beauty isn't everything, I have a friend of mine that could have been a model or actress she is so beautiful, has a build you wouldn't believe She is a total beauty, until,....... when you start to get to know her and see her true personality, well, all I can say is beauty isn't everything.
The natural looking women would not look really different, the stylish one would have a hard time, that is true. It was funny (just throw the chocolate !)❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Peace, Love, and Coconut.
The hair removal would be tough. Maybe you are younger....wait till you start getting chin hairs!!!
@@anneb889 ？？？Why would a female human grow chin hairsΣ(っ °Д °;)っ
Thank you Kvon. I got a new Job that makes me very nervous. You make me feel better before work. Thank you
Of course women sync they're periods. I get periods seldom, like every 2 to 4 months, and every time my sister visited and had a period, I got it the very next day.
BUT IT IS NOT THE EXACT DAY EVERY TIME!! That is what he is saying.
Pardon me, How do I get on the 2-4 mo rotation???? I want to living with you so I get fewer periods!!!! Lol 😂
im a dude and i get that shit too, except it aint blood
Just you and your sister
nofy bn uh no he’s not? He said “week 4” not a specific day 🙄
I'm totally convinced that You've masterd a market and are second to none, art is not inferior to life art imitates life. Provoking thought with side splitting laughter; thanks for revitalizing comedy it's no small thing.
Dude thanks for this hilarious video. Going through some tough times with my health and this cheered me the fuck up!! Keep it up brother
hope u feel better, I found him thru shorts video and he is too funny and cute.
Not really into standup but I've been binge watching your stuff, hilarious man keep it up fr.
This guy seems to be effortlessly funny and has a great imagination. He will probably go far.
i love this bit. It is tastefully funny. I really enjoyed it 👍 great work
U est freaking halirous ur one of my favorite stand up comedians & no cursing God job bro God bless ya
"NO JUST THROW DOWN SOME CHOCOLATE" IM DEAD ASF 😂😂😂😂😂
Man I’m glad UA-cam recommended you!! You are hilarious! I’ll be binge watching your channel today haha
Lmfao!!! XD he’s funny and good looking...my type!
“I will not explain week four, period” 😭
Kvon by reading the comments under your videos i realized a lot of people like to argue with you about the jokes. I don't know if they simply don't get them or they just want your attention. In case nobody have told you before it's probably because you're so damn good looking. 😄
it is because they have no sense of humor or were raised by a group of radical professors to find victim status or fault in anything. they are perpetual losers and always wish to tear down others instead of build anything themselves (which is muchhhh harder). i deal with these people nightly in the comedy clubs and more often online where they are anonymous and thrive behind their cowardly interaction! :)
This is so accurate😂😂
I’ve been watching a bunch of these lately, hopefully you get on a bigger/more shows!
We all look like week four in the morning before shower/shave/makeup
the lack of makeup is not that bad, it's more the other 2
Not every morning lol
So we got abs? Dang wondering what morning you have
I watched it three times and laughed so hard. Now I'm on round four reading the comments.
You're hilarious man :))
I imagined a detailed setting.. a full crash site, a helicopter and way more stuff that I am willing to admit! This guy is so good! 🤣
Girl here. I find this hilarious.
I like comedians that dont give a flying f*ck about jokes, a joke is a joke enjoy in it and laugh. 😌
Ahh his freakin accents are amazing lol 😂😂😂😂 makes it 100x more funny lmao
I'm a woman and I laughed harder than I should have while my girlfriend glared at me 😅 What?! It's all good fun hehe
You're 🙄women 😤 and your ☻boyfriend🤔 is girl 😒😒
So funny! His impersonations are really good!
"Every orifice" ;) Oh my, this is so good :D I laughed out loud!
Raw, funny, killed it again. When is his TV cable special?
As a woman I agree with every word he said, and he’s so funny and accurate 😂😭
I don’t know why this showed up in my recommendations yesterday, but I’m glad it did! Marking this as the first video I’ve watched of you. I’m now subscribed and in love! 😘
Says the most sexy man alive.. 😐
Nah week four is crazy💀
Can't believe this hasn't been taken down yet, since it's funny
Hahahahahaha!!! So funny, I had to share with my BF!!!
tank u. bring him to a show www.kvon.tv
I was laughing my head off. You are amazing, glad I found you.😂😂
2:29
*"I wiil not explain week four, period"*
Hello 911? I heard a gunshot down at the local comedy club.
He is the funniest comedian I have ever seen!! And a lot of the stuff he says is kind of true . . .
is it bad i got the jokes immediately when he said week four
The name of his new special: WEEK FOUR
Period.
he's so ridiculously attractive
He said look away while I gather berries please that was so accurate and funny 😂😂😂
thankfully for me, I don't shave at all.. I mean theres nothing to shave Though.. and I don't draw my eyebrows either..
I just loooooooovvveeeeee KVon
Not all women would start looking bad, some are naturally beautiful. Same as the men not all are going to start to look like eye candy. 🤷♀️
Periods and having to maintain eyebrows would be the biggest problem if women are ever stranded. Rest they can handle
I’m good, Got lazer hair removal, bring it.
Give me a bow and I can hunt too. 👍🏼