**Me, one of the very few Sonic mains and a very dedicated/loyal member of the fandom** "Smash is the best 3D Sonic game in decades." **I'm crying because he's right.**
I’d like to imagine all the characters are in one room listening to him roast them, and every time there’s a good roast the next one in line is laughing out loud until it’s his turn.
Interestingly enough, Sonic the hedgehog is the second most popular videogame franchise represented in smash. Check the numbers. Mario is the only one that beats it with 650,000,000 coppies of games. Sonic has 350,000,000. Pokemon is third at 300,000,000.
Yeah pretty much every Sonic game in the 2010’s is trash except for Generations, I love the 90s games but I think the 2000s were the best decade for Sonic
I’m in the wtf (with the f standing for flip flops because apparently comments with bad words can get a UA-camr demonetized even though it’s not the UA-camrs fault) that is Florida, so idk your perspective, but do you ever get offended from memes about that?
"Palutenas guidence is the only reason to pick Palutena." So there's no reason to pick her? You have to pick Pit and palutenas temple for the guidance to happen. Honestly that's the best roast this video!
"Ivysaur is the worst Gen 1 starter" Sounds like something a Charizard fan who knows that Charmander is actually the biggest mistake if you pick it in Gen 1 would say, because while the Venusaur line isn't interesting, it is the single best pick.
@Chaz I liked the pitch of his voice better in Melee and Brawl. It seems it's gotten higher in Smash 4 and Ultimate. I hate how he sounds when he gets hurt/attacked because it sounds painful. I main Lucas by the way.
I agree with that statement and I feel I am that one person who people call a weeb because all I play are jrpgs and a couple other video games *cough* and I main joker
As a Kid Icarus fan and aPit main, I came here knowing that he was going decimate my boy. I think the worst part about it the roast that made me take psychic damage is that he’s 100% correct. Well played.
Hero: Your reveal got overshadowed by two animals from the petting zoo. Banjo-Kazooie: *Your* reveal got overshadowed by an overweight skeleton. Terry: Who are you again? Byleth: The only people who are happy for you to be here are the shared content video creators. Min-Min: Don’t quit your day job ramen lady. No seriously, *don’t.* Steve: Everyone was excited for you to be in the game until people realized how annoying you are to fight. Alex: Even the narrator isn’t happy your here. Sephiroth: Your more well known for the Aerith memes than as a character. Pyra and Mythra: Hey, shared content! Found two more for you! Sora: Sakurai can’t even afford to go on vacation now just because of how much money he had to spend just to get you in.
"Why couldn't we get a real starter, like Decidueye?" *In an alternate universe* "Decidueye looks like Robin Hood after mortality sets in. Why can't we get a real starter, like Incineroar?"
Wait! Simon is 22 years old!!!!!? That dude looks like a 45 year old rejected He-Man character that gets hired for at local kids parties and pretend he’s He-Man.
"Sheik may be one of the most irrelevant characters in the game. People play random more often than they play Sheik." *Procedes to say how people would rather play Shiek than Zelda in the literal next sentence.*
WARNING ⚠️ The following video is over exaggerated. Most opinions shared aren’t accurate to my thoughts and feelings. So don’t drown me in Fire Emblem characters, okay?
logirogl Warning, I know exactly where this message came from, he really dislikes Pink Gold Peach and sucks at Mario Kart Wii, so go tell Nathaniel Bandy who you think I’m talking about, okay? Lol
*Holds pictures of Isabelle and Sandbag* "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture" Choc: "They're the same picture"
Wich one? Boring Plant? Cool character with cool moves and cool mechanics and cool meter and cool hitboxes, did I mention how cool the character is? Or was it the annoying down special one that always broke your shield? Maybe the one that has ridiculous smashattack hitboxes, but everything else is shit? Or maybe *SANS?*
People only say this because they get bodied by toptiers so they tell people who main toptiers this and then toptier mains will pick up a lowtier thinking they can do good and *suck* lmao. [itsa joke]
Yoshi is my secondary main (after greninja) and I used to main him. He is my favorite character in all of video games. Like he was way to harsh on Yoshi. *Visible sadness*
It happened to me when he went to Pit. I was expecting him to coment about Pit's stupidity or his iliteracy or some other quiirk of him but then he talked about the whole franchise
I feel like the dark pit one was more confusing, if he said that a edge lord or a goth kid to make a evil version of pit would make more sense since he wasn’t a villain and a 8 year old would do waaaaaaaay worse than just color em black
Levels of Marth: Lucina: Marth Marth: Female Marth Ike: Gorilla Marth Older Ike: Top Tier Gorilla Marth Shulk: Literally Who Marth Corrin: Dragon Marth Robin: Magic Marth Roy: Fire Marth Chrom: Dad Marth Roy: Not a Marth, he’s just the best Alt.
Guy: **roasts mario** Me: Eh it’s fine. Guy: **roasts MK,* *King Dedede* and *Kirby* along with *Inkling* Me: **STANDS UP ON TABLE** YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH
My roast game is weak but show me what you’ve got.
I’m offended.
Lucas lost his brains cells along with his family
Paulatena is trash.
you can do mario combos with an NES controller
The Ice Climbers roast was on point. I am hurteth.
"I'd prefer to have a plant than ivysaur in the game."
sakurai: i gotchu bro
thats how we got hero
Ha! He says he'd rather have a plant than Ivysaur, but then says he'd rather have a Goomba than a plant! Make ya mind up!
за советскую РОССИЮ!
PLANT GANG.
“We want waluigi”
Sakarai: hmmm sur- ACTUALLY fuck that Ima add like 1mil more fire emblem characters
If you main random, he either didn't roast you at all, or roasted you 73 times
Schrödinger’s main
how the heck do you main random
props to anyone who does and is good
_Pick your poison_
True
Wait, is that counting all 3 of the Pokémon trainer’s Pokémon?
*”I Liked him better when he was Mario’s Double Jump”*
That one caught me off guard
Super mario bros wii mario could basically double jump because of yoshis flutter
Just checking
I hate that one. Yoshi is my favorite character. I never sacrifice Yoshi in Super Mario games.
True that though
@@theintruder8736 yoshi is the weenie hut jr. of the mario franchise, which is basically just the Paris Hilton of casual games
"Yeah sonic is good at running, his franchise into the ground."
Damn.
"Smash is the best 3d sonic game thats come out in over a decade."
DAMN.
even though i low sonic it hard to argue with his assesment
love*
death.
E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E
Smash isn’t even 3D that’s how bad his franchise is
**Me, one of the very few Sonic mains and a very dedicated/loyal member of the fandom**
"Smash is the best 3D Sonic game in decades."
**I'm crying because he's right.**
🤣 🤣 🤣
I agree. I love Sonic, and then he just low-key gonna drop dis bomb.
Sonic is more of a good memory to me. I always played Sonic adventure two when I was younger. But the movie made his reputation worse 😂
@@iamcat873 then there is sonic and mario at the olympic games on the wii-
Should I bring up sonic generations and sonic colors
"People play random more than they play Sheik"
Yesterday I was playing random and I got Shiek
As a person who mains Sheik this hurts on an emotional level
*illuminati music*
Like your marble races 😉
For some reason, I get Shiek the most often when I play random.
ok i wasnt wearing my glasses but
I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT READ SHREK INSTEAD OF SHEIK
Me: *Laughing at the roasts*
Choctopus: *Roasts my main*
Me: *Stops smiling*
*laughs in Samus main*
@@Weldedhodag same
Mine wasn’t that bad he said jokers the weebiest character
Some Random Dude I main him to
@@kristaex pathetic
I’d like to imagine all the characters are in one room listening to him roast them, and every time there’s a good roast the next one in line is laughing out loud until it’s his turn.
Except maybe all samuses ans dr mario
Marth laughs in Japanese
Also Marth: hurt.mp4
Right lol
I reckon I made a great vid- okay why is the entire smash roster outside my door?😰
"Im desperately waiting for more mii fighter costumes so i dont have to be reminded that im playing one of them"
Sans:
i've been searching for this
@@inminded5552 nice
Akoya
*Nobody cared about who I was*
_Until I put on the mask_
OHHH! SICK BURN!!!
“Your going to have a bad time”
Marth: **gets roasted about being a clone**
Lucina: **gets roasted about being a clone**
Me: seems fair.
Both: *confused screaming*
Marth:speaks Japanese
Lucina:speaks English
Marth: you smell like crap!!!
Lucina: you smell like cheese
Marth:*speaks English* no u
Ben Wilkins because all Asians look the same lol
He also called Lucina's design lazy... After copying his concept of roast for the last character
I mean it’s fair but technically Marth came first so he not a clone
*"I'd insult Samus but I wouldn't want to upset all four of you Samus mains"*
_that hurted more than I anticipated_
that roast didnt age well
"Boohoo let me play Lifelight on the worlds smallest violen"
I feel you bro
lmao... This man said hurted
@@killedb4ucme WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. our feelings are hurted and you are being mean.
"I don't want to offend all four of you"
"I liked him better when he was Mario's double jump"
I'm a Ganon main, but goddamn these caught me off guard.
"Smash is the best 3d Sonic game in a decade"
DAAAAMN
Top 10 roasts that cannot be defeated
True tho
“My roast are weak” he says 😂
Lel
@TheBoltMaster Ultimate is better
Roasting characters. Ness mains: Aw shit, here we go again.
Endshine as a ness main I literally said that lol
;-;
Haavahaahahhaa foreal I really feel it
Before I see it
**sigh**
“Marth is just female Lucina”
“Lucina is a copy of Marth”
Ok, that makes sense.
Yes
Hayden H but which came first
Correction he said..
“Marth is just female Lucina”
@@discipleofshaun5252 lol
I'd have said "Marth is the most '80s anime fighter here." "Lucina is Marth for beginners.", and those would still be more inspired roasts.
This man was RUTHLESS. I'm pretty sure some of these characters need bandages for how bad choctopus roasted them.
Everyone: This dude is roasting our mains!?
Me: This dude is playing on a single joycon!?
I'm suprised he didn't say OK!
when your playing as ness
don't press pk? fire a single time and dont worry im with ya
I am a ness main and I am proud what you said
I'm a ness main too
I see no problem, i know they're small but i like them. They are pretty good
“Yeah, Sonic is good at running. His franchise into the ground!”
*Damn*
Interestingly enough, Sonic the hedgehog is the second most popular videogame franchise represented in smash. Check the numbers. Mario is the only one that beats it with 650,000,000 coppies of games. Sonic has 350,000,000. Pokemon is third at 300,000,000.
Sonic isn't call Mario's rival for nothing, lol.
Yeah pretty much every Sonic game in the 2010’s is trash except for Generations, I love the 90s games but I think the 2000s were the best decade for Sonic
@@2000sKingdomHeartzHimefujo Colors, Fire & Ice, Mania. Those were all good 2010s games, proving that point wrong.
Isaac Accomando nope
"Marth is the female Lucina" -Choc, 2019
Lol
Tech Gamer my baby brother and sister both think that Marth is a girl
@@jordonroy6574 first tought was that he's a female
Seventeen Shots At first I tought lucina was a boy (In her first game when she disguised as marth)
I read your comment, and thought nothing of it.
*then I heard it and rethought my existence*
Pit’s ability to fly is as amazing as his ability to read. Oh wait…
Pit: *I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO REEE-EE-EEAAADDD*
These are all invalid as you're using a sideways joycon
He's doing that for a reason
Lol
This is true
Yeah
Nice
"I would insult samus but i wouldn't want to upset all 4 of you samus mains."
And I took that personally.
i took that hysterically :]
Oh I'm sorry. 3 more people to go
Same😂
Wait wat does he mean by that
@@actuallyaboutthat...2522 nobody really mains samus.
"Toon link is link if his parents were cousins"
Me, in Alabama: Oh....
I hate this so much 😂
OH MY GOD BRO LITERALLY SAME
That's insest
Same here bro
I’m in the wtf (with the f standing for flip flops because apparently comments with bad words can get a UA-camr demonetized even though it’s not the UA-camrs fault) that is Florida, so idk your perspective, but do you ever get offended from memes about that?
"Palutenas guidence is the only reason to pick Palutena."
So there's no reason to pick her? You have to pick Pit and palutenas temple for the guidance to happen. Honestly that's the best roast this video!
That is one of the only reasons I main pit. it is also why palutenas temple is my favorite stage.
"Shulk looks like the leader of a failed K-Pop group."
I DIED
@@justinzhang3720
* proceeds to drag myself the hospital *
Its true
@@galaxymew5138 did you drag yourself to the hospital on time?
Justin Zhang How If he’s in the graveyard
@@AchillesRightNow
Yee
"Duck Hunt didn't even have a character name"
*laughs in European Version*
duck hunt dog and duck hunt duck are their names
for me
duck hunt duo
duck hunt duo
Duck hunt duo is the european name
3:32
"marth is just female lucina"
"Lucina is just a copy and pasted marth"
Yes
I like how he actually said “Marth is FEMALE Lucina” lol
What the hell
they copy pasted marth's face and changed the eyes a little
LOL
3:33
"Ivysaur is the worst Gen 1 starter"
Sounds like something a Charizard fan who knows that Charmander is actually the biggest mistake if you pick it in Gen 1 would say, because while the Venusaur line isn't interesting, it is the single best pick.
FACTS
"Toon Link is Link if his parents were cousins"
damn I was not expecting that
Same
yeah
Will i read this right when he said this
“People play random more then they play Sheik”
God, he couldn’t be more right.
I have played as Shiek... Once. 😂
Whoops. Sorry for offending Sheik mains. Thx for the likes
Sometimes I play her
@Claire Laws sorry for upseting all seven of you smash 4 veteran's.
True but I’m best with sheik over any other character 😹 she’s one of my mains
"Smash is the best 3D Sonic game that has come out in over a decade."
Never have I heard something so true in my life.
👏👏👏👏Bravo
If Sonic Generations came out in 2009 instead of 2011, this statement wouldn't even be hyperbole. It would have been true.
(throws phone out the window)
At least Sonic as a better fans than him
FACT. THIS MANS WORDS ARE 100% TRUE
“Ness is one of the few characters that makes me wish that there was an option to turn off character voices” and I took that personally. -a Ness main
Yeah, it does get annoying
@Chaz I liked the pitch of his voice better in Melee and Brawl. It seems it's gotten higher in Smash 4 and Ultimate. I hate how he sounds when he gets hurt/attacked because it sounds painful. I main Lucas by the way.
"Joker is easily the weeb-iest character on the roster."
*Never before have I been so offended by something that I 100% agree with.*
I agree with that statement and I feel I am that one person who people call a weeb because all I play are jrpgs and a couple other video games
*cough*
and I main joker
@@kikio6408 it's my description, and yes, I main Joker and Sephiroth 😂
@@copybook2482 me to
XD yah
fr
"inkling looks like they smell like fish 247"
*well, yeah, THEY'RE SQUIDS*
Actually they smell like calamari
@@justinzhang3720 bruh XD
Justin Zhang Omg why😅
_w o o m y_
Kiuids
“Toon Link looks like what happens if Link’s parents were cousins.”
Me: *pauses video for three seconds*
Did he really just say that?
Exactly lol that hurt
Outstanding Move
*ALABAMA 100*
*ARKANSAS 100*
@@infamouscoffee4934 no damn it, Arkansas is the cousin fucking state, Alabama is siblings. I want my arkansan representation damn it
@@darcidious99 Yeah. Us Alabamians can't fuck both our siblings and our cousins; that'd be too much work.
I like how at 4:30 you hear him laugh a little while roasting Pit
“Palutenas guidance is the only reason to ever pick palutena”
The sad thing is you actually need pit for that, which makes palutena useless
Yea
Another useless goddess
*Side B*
TonyExists ELECTROSHOCK
*kid icarus character just left the chat*
"Yeaah Sonic's Good at Running.... His own franchise into the ground"
I don't care what universe you're from that's gotta hurt
I main sonic. And Pac man. And king dedede. I stopped laughing three times.
This Comment Seems like The One That Would Have 100+ Replies but, It has 2
@@gachashorty5149 yeah..
@@hazzesanimations8212 Well Now It Has 4
@@gachashorty5149 make that 5.
"Palutena's guidance is the only reason to pick palutena". You can't even trigger it as palutena
Yeah
I think that might be the point.....
@@Ghostfan37 eh idk
Easily the weakest roast, he clearly couldn't think of anything bad enough or even funny enough, not that I blame him...
Pits voicelines for palutena
As a Kid Icarus fan and aPit main, I came here knowing that he was going decimate my boy. I think the worst part about it the roast that made me take psychic damage is that he’s 100% correct.
Well played.
*shows R.O.B.*
Choctopus: WHO?
R.O.B.: you know, that one robot that magically made it's way into Mario kart DS
Oh I thought it was a Wally rip off
that used to be a robot for the NES and only picked up gyros
When you K.O a Toon Link just say "Toon in next time, Link in the description."
lmfao
I SPIT MY DRINK DUD
Aiden Shumaker dead 💀😂
(T_T)
Thank god I laughed 5 seconds before I got my drink, that's very funny
"i liked him better when he was used as a double jump"
*TRIGGERED*
REEEEEEEEEEE I WILL UNSUBSCRIBE FROM HERE
I main the character ,but ngl, I was expecting him to say that
but Yoshi committed tax fraud...
@@Bloon-Crusher shhhh
I got so triggered at that part
“Alph looks like a rejected rugrats design”
As someone who watched rugrats, *I agree*
I- I’ve never realized that Rosa kinda does attack like a dolphin...
She just dives at you...
MarchingArts So does Luigi doesn’t he?
Huh, guess you could say she's wet. Yeah no need to show me the exit I'll suit myself out.
@@tigersfan00 yea- no- ..... I dont remeber lmao.
What do you me... OH MY GOD DUDE
and it's *beautiful*
Chrom, because we needed another fire emblem character
Byleth: Allow me to introduce myself
bylith is my main so he didn't roast my main...
Wait what
"I'm sorry, who?"
As a R.O.B. main, I am happy that was a small roast.
I'm also a R.O.B main
Who tf plays rob in 2019?
It was a small roast cuz hes not important
Im too Rob main
@@camihiena It's short to show how far he's gotten in Smash after his patch.
Hero: Your reveal got overshadowed by two animals from the petting zoo.
Banjo-Kazooie: *Your* reveal got overshadowed by an overweight skeleton.
Terry: Who are you again?
Byleth: The only people who are happy for you to be here are the shared content video creators.
Min-Min: Don’t quit your day job ramen lady. No seriously, *don’t.*
Steve: Everyone was excited for you to be in the game until people realized how annoying you are to fight.
Alex: Even the narrator isn’t happy your here.
Sephiroth: Your more well known for the Aerith memes than as a character.
Pyra and Mythra: Hey, shared content! Found two more for you!
Sora: Sakurai can’t even afford to go on vacation now just because of how much money he had to spend just to get you in.
what about Kazuya?
@@j-dudestudios7509 Exactly.
*"Marth is just female Lucina."*
You really hit that one out of the park.
Why
69 likes plz nobody like
Then "lucina is a copy paste marth" hmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmm
Wait a Female Lucina? I thought Lucina was already a female
MARTH IS A BOY DANG IT
"Peach's IQ is lower than the turnips she pulls out of the ground."
DAMN.
As a peach main that hurt my soul 🥺
@@artificalqueen8982 lmfao same
@@artificalqueen8982 😭
Kyle Phipps, that roast got my hatred towards Princess Peach on fire!!
Peach main here. And yeah, that one STUNG.
0:23 Mario
0:37 DK
0:49 Link
0:59 Samus
1:01 Dark Samus
1:06 Yoshi
1:14 Kirby
1:21 Fox
1:27 Pikachu
1:31 Luigi
1:38 Ness
"Mewtwo is a glorified test tube baby" that's just, actual fact
Eldritch Exploited Mewtwo is the Frieza’s escaped love child after he shoved a dragon ball up his own arse
@@savien6401 no. He is literally a test tube baby.
@@mranxiety9995 I like savien's theory though
And it's still a roast
"Why couldn't we get a real starter, like Decidueye?"
*In an alternate universe*
"Decidueye looks like Robin Hood after mortality sets in. Why can't we get a real starter, like Incineroar?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA imagine this actually happened o_o
Lmao
Decidueye _was_ originally supposed to be in Smash.
Primarina over here crying in the corner.
The Incineroar roast is actually the one I agree with most since he's my least favourite character in the game
Wait! Simon is 22 years old!!!!!? That dude looks like a 45 year old rejected He-Man character that gets hired for at local kids parties and pretend he’s He-Man.
Shybaka289 lmao
To be fair, he was cursed by Drac and had to reincarnate him to kill him again.
He really does though...
He looks like a grungy homeless Prince Charming from Shrek
He looks like a cracked version of prince charming from shrek
“Marth is just a *female* Lucina”
Either he messed up the sentence or made the roast of the century
When you're a Hero or Banjo Main so you haven't been roasted yet.
Luca-Robert Stewart do Random
well at least somebody knows what dragon quest is
Nice logic so you dont be sad and laughing at other characters
* AWESOMEMAN * the hero? Who’s she?
@@quirkyqwertyto1055 Ok that one was godly
Choc: “joker is easily the weebiest character.”
Weebs: “never have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with.”
The funny thing is my sister mains hiM
U forgot the funny
no
I fucken agree
Choc: “robin looks like the dude that would have an anime body pillow”
Me: “oh he might be talking about me”
"Sheik may be one of the most irrelevant characters in the game. People play random more often than they play Sheik."
*Procedes to say how people would rather play Shiek than Zelda in the literal next sentence.*
WARNING ⚠️ The following video is over exaggerated. Most opinions shared aren’t accurate to my thoughts and feelings. So don’t drown me in Fire Emblem characters, okay?
logirogl Warning, I know exactly where this message came from, he really dislikes Pink Gold Peach and sucks at Mario Kart Wii, so go tell Nathaniel Bandy who you think I’m talking about, okay?
Lol
Zelda is actually my favorite in Ultimate
That just proves that people play random more than shiek OR Zelda!
My favorite now is Lucina
"Mewtwo is a glorified test tube baby" that was fucking beautiful
*Holds pictures of Isabelle and Sandbag*
"Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture"
Choc: "They're the same picture"
"Lucario is just boneless goku"
Are you sure thats not a complement?
Greninja is just boneless Naruto.
He doesn't walk. He runs.
*Naruto music intensifies*
Little Mac is just boneless Saitama
Cloud is just boneless Ichigo.
@@astupidphase Yoshi is just boneless Riptor
“Roasting your smash ultimate main”
Me who mains a dlc character that came out after this vid was made: *smug intensifies*
Who?
Wich one? Boring Plant? Cool character with cool moves and cool mechanics and cool meter and cool hitboxes, did I mention how cool the character is? Or was it the annoying down special one that always broke your shield? Maybe the one that has ridiculous smashattack hitboxes, but everything else is shit? Or maybe
*SANS?*
No no no Steve
main Banjo and Kazooie . So im chilling
@@dede_hdd5035 ._.
"Joker is easily the weebiest character on the roster."
*Last surprise intensifies*
"I'm sorry, who?"
Not even mad. R.O.B.'s obscurity is what makes people underestimate him anyway.
IG-88 now everyone agreed that he is good
Yeah but, Everyone wouldn't exist if it weren't for him
Imagine thinking a character named rob will play fair
“Marth is just female Lucina”.
Lucina is more manly than Marth theres a problem here.
wtf
Haven't heard that one before
Probably one of my favorite lines in this whole video 😛
Me replaying the clip like 5 times trying to see if it was just me hearing that
"I'd prefer an actual plant to Ivysaur"
Sakurai: Curls up another finger on monkey's paw
That's not our son anymore! don't let him inside!
Guy at the door: wah... WaH... WAHHHHHHH
Imagine making your first DLC character piranha plant like wtf
@@ultimatexecutioner8260 not only was he my first DLC fighter he is my main😁
"Villager's haircut brought to you by a bowl and a pair of scissors"
*waits 6 minutes so see how he roasts my main , R.O.B.*
Choctopus: "Im sorry who?"
Me: *Visible frustration*
Pizza Wonderer R.O.B. is G.O.D.
Pizza Wonderer right?
@@SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch wait you like him... Ha ha ha you have jokes
Khadijah Bea He is one of my mains. I mainly use him for his B Jetpack thing.. same with Greninja, I just cannot get up once I’m in the air
@@SaucyCheeseburgerwithRanch my favorite is my Mii fighter
"No one knows who Pit is"
Me, who loved Kid Icarus Uprising: *Weeps*
I'm pretty sure more than a million people have played Kid Icarus Uprising
*weeps with you*
@@yoisakikiss *weeps AT you*
kid icarus is a dead series thats in smash only bc Sakurai's favorite bc he made uprising
@@faydef7932 okay, and? Doesn't mean I can't like it.
Playing a top tier doesn't make you good
big yoshi that’s why I play a high tier
MoltenMachine dude u r 2k IQ
I know it because seriously I main a D tier that is dark pit. Like if you main dark pit
@@paogr3021 dark pit is not... D tier
People only say this because they get bodied by toptiers so they tell people who main toptiers this and then toptier mains will pick up a lowtier thinking they can do good and *suck* lmao.
[itsa joke]
Mii fighters (includes all three of them): you like yourself too much
Random: you can't decide a main
“Roast my main”
Ness and Little Mac mains: ...
The Rosalina one was legit nice, because of the dolphin insult
as a ness main I can relate
As a Mac main, that wasn't too bad
Ness sucks but little Mac is beastly
@@zackjones08 Ness Gang, If someone breathed on Little Mac he'd never be able to recover
Any projectile character:
Everyone: Stop spamming
Except my link, I might as well be playing one button melee
@@MARSHT0MP404 sounds like an interesting battle to have lol
Travis Gardner lmao I play dark pit as a main so I love when enemies cast projectiles
@@grrumakemeangry I play normal pit...
“I liked Yoshi better when he was Mario’s double jump.”
I don’t even play Yoshi and that still hurt.
it didnt hurt me its the facts
I love yoshi in mario games, so it hurts a lot hearing that
Yoshi is my secondary main (after greninja) and I used to main him. He is my favorite character in all of video games. Like he was way to harsh on Yoshi. *Visible sadness*
@@theobamiumchronicles2838 you like lizards a lot dont you 😈
@@aymanaboufarise4346 he is a dinosaur. And Greninja is a frog. Also I dropped Greninja and started playing Olimar.
Who else mains R.O.B. and spent like ten minutes looking for him and realized all he said was,”Who”
50% Marth and 50% Ganondorf is the most accurate description of Ike
Considering marth is an absolute pest to fight and ganondorf is the epitome of slow but powerful, that’s actually a compliment.
He might not be the best, but does your main fight for their friends?
Crqzy Anime he fights his friends for their sake
@@RosegoIdFox No they fight for their universe
This post was made by the Kirby gang
I don’t get the Marth part tho
Greninja's only personally trait is that it could hang itself with it's own tongue
Last time I checked that isn’t a personality trait but aight
Ethan Zane I mean it can also technically mega evolve with the stone and stuff just by having a bond with its trainer but ok
I don’t want to roast the fire emblem characters because I don’t like repeating myself
Hahaha that’s good
i don't get it.
Jeneaka Boothman what he means is they are all the same
Jeneaka Boothman Because most Fire Emblem characters are clones of other Fire Emblem characters.
Thanks for giving a roast to robin
You thought that Big Mac you had last week was the worst thing you've ever seen?
*Meet Little Mac.*
“Lucas guaranteed eats glue. No wonder Nintendo is yet to localize his games” -Choctopus 2019
Atleast we have emulators.
Imamanboy 777
And a dedicated fanbase to translate the entire game for us
To deal with the death of his family
Plot twist: his mother didn't die, she left him because he was such a failure
Eating glue won't bring Claus back
“Ridley is just a discount Xenomorph.”.
Those are brave words for someone in range of Skewer’s sweet spot
Yes
Ridleys design and name was inspired by the alien franchise sooooooo
brave words for someone at the ledge
@@alexanderthegrrrreat6727 very brave words
Rember when Ridley was wanted as much as waluigi now that he's in litterly no one cares kinda hard to belive
“Looks like he spends he Saturday nights reading”
Robin: Yes
I know, like that ain't even wrong though.
He’ll start reading during battle if you find the right position
“Idk how you can hunt ghosts but you look like you wet the bed”
6-year-old me: I can relate...
Yoshi was only good as Mario’s double jump. Ironically, that’s the best part about his recovery at all.
Never get tired of dropping Yoshi for Mario to be able to reach a platform
“As a (your character here) main, I am deeply offended.”
Ryu
Samus
Inkling
Ridley
Palutena/Pit
When you're busy laughing at all the roasts of the other characters but then he gets to your main and you flip
It happened to me when he went to Pit. I was expecting him to coment about Pit's stupidity or his iliteracy or some other quiirk of him but then he talked about the whole franchise
I feel like the dark pit one was more confusing, if he said that a edge lord or a goth kid to make a evil version of pit would make more sense since he wasn’t a villain and a 8 year old would do waaaaaaaay worse than just color em black
I didn’t like the Mii gunner roast
Me who mains every character:why you gotta do me like this 😥
What's the difference between Mr Game & Watch and Lucina?
One is completely flat, and the other is Mr Game & Watch
FATALITY
Oh god I am a Mr game and watch main
death by roast everybody
im screamin g
THERE BOTH FUCKIN FLAT
It’s all fun and games until they get onto your main
Good thing I'm a chrom main
No one deserves to hear someone call your main Adam Sandler.
Tbh, i dont really have a "proper" main because i choose any character to fight with, whether i havent used them or just for fun
His roast was so incredibly inaccurate it was almost funny.
@@metaknight1410 I feel you, meta knight is actually pretty strong, at least he is fred savage tier...
Levels of Marth:
Lucina: Marth
Marth: Female Marth
Ike: Gorilla Marth
Older Ike: Top Tier Gorilla Marth
Shulk: Literally Who Marth
Corrin: Dragon Marth
Robin: Magic Marth
Roy: Fire Marth
Chrom: Dad Marth
Roy: Not a Marth, he’s just the best Alt.
Levels of Marth:
Marth
Flat marth
Fire Marth
Flat Marths Dad Marth
Buff Marth
Wizard Marth
Dragon Marth
Cloud: Spiky-Haired Marth
Joker: Marth but with a knife
Fox: Furry Marth
Falco: Marth but bird and personally prefers the air
Wolf: Edgy Furry Marth
Lucas 1106 Roy the koopaling
Mario: Marth who is scared of himself
How about that DLC character, Thief Marth? 😝
“Young link needed to find out how to time travel”
Sheik and Zelda existing both at once 😗😗😗
I told a Ness main to stop spamming PK Fire. He laughed.
O K
Me: *gets triggered*
PK FIRE PK FIRE PK FIRE
@@purkle200 U NO LEIK MY ONE PUNCH MAC WHEN I'M MAD!!! STAHP!
When I got smash ultimate for Christmas I was playing it with my brother all night when we got Ness.... let’s just say I made a big mistake
Guy: **roasts mario**
Me: Eh it’s fine.
Guy: **roasts MK,* *King Dedede*
and *Kirby* along with *Inkling*
Me: **STANDS UP ON TABLE**
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH
YOU TALKIN MAD SHIT FOR SOMEONE IN CRUSADING DISTANCE
Feesh
same
It's time for a swell battle, NOW GO!!
Here's a new roast:
Min Mins ARMS are longer than the list of people who still play Arms
Bruh that's nothing. Even Kirby's arms are longer than the list of people that still play arms.
@@applecookie5333 Ooh good one
I'm pretty sure an armless person's arms are longer
Kirby is the living embodiment of the song get back up again hes so annoying to fight
@@ffourstarss how is kirby annoying to fight
Coctopus: roasts everyone's main
Me who don't have a main: I have no weaknesses
"Villagers haircut brought to you by a bowl and a pair of scissors."
Me, a Villaget main, who has the same haircut as him:
*hm*
XD XD XD
Villaget?
I read this as he said it.
How do you comb/brush it?
"Pk fire is like nails to a chalk board"
Extremely relatable
Lucas.
PK.
Freeze.
Either that or a complete meme
@@liamanderson7082 frick
I main Lucas but sometimes I play Ness, and my favorite thing to do is spam "PK Fire!" 'cause my sisters hate his voice. Also PK Fire is good so
As a ness secondary main, its why i use it so sparingly. It's also just such an annoying move, so i feel bad if i spam it
Everyone:*laughing at the roasts*
He gets to their main
Everyone: *sad noises intensifies*
The only reason he's in the game is so we don't hate sakuri
actually all he said about mine is that he eats glue
A walmart sheik...
i laughed at my mains bayo but when he said that street fighter was a sinking ship i freaked say that again and youl be answering to my chun li
i main steve and pikachu and when did pikachu go fat???
My man roasted all the characters while using a half controller☠️☠️☠️