Mostly everyone in the vid: haha Mario has a gun Adriana: you can not hide your sins, I know what you did, but more importantly, the world, will soon know of your misdeeds. You may laugh now, you may strike me down, but one day soon, they will know, what you did to Monty Mole.
6:56 I love how it immediately cuts to the power star after the bird dies cuz it doesn't show the bird die but you know it happens and I find that so funny
I would actually love a speedrunning scene for this game, has fast somewhat floaty movement and run and gun mechanics like doom but with a world and glitches of sm64: perfect speedrun
honestly the different outro card and music and also just like editing and video style in this video is really cool it feels like a mix between Alpharad Deluxe and Alphrad like its a nice middle ground between the very laid back and the super energetic vibes
I like how the first time Jacob only slowly shot the penguin as if he were hesitant but after the first one he just changed. Completely. Showing no mercy upon the penguins
@@austria-hungary7680 I don’t recall the town name, but I’m pretty sure it was Majora’s mask. Maybe Ocarina? I don’t remember for certain. I just know it was on the N64
@@giordanorojas3365 New Super Mario Bros. Deluxe or something like that. The one with Nabbitt. He was on one life 'cuz he refused to play cheap, and Bowser Jr. killed him during Bowser's dying cutscene, when they couldn't move.
Would be kinda cool but I can’t tell if they added the music themselves or if it was already there since it plays again later. And if they did add it themselves I’ve never heard that track before so I wonder how they found it
@@twotonecloudboxing1471 Oh that song was added in. It’s the River Twygz bed theme from Super Paper Mario. Edit: I don’t know wether Alpharad added that in or MixMorris (the creator) added it in, lmao.
@@eddykidplayzytI mean, you can always just google Yoshi's Safari. Anyways, it's a first person shooter on-rails gameplay with a unique plot/story. I'll give you hint; Peach and NO ONE gets kidnapped for once. You can only play the game with the Super Scope controller attachment for the SNES. The same Super Scope is also an item used in Super Smash Bros series.
Fun Fact: Nintendo actually planed to give Mario a gun on the nes, but it was removed to make it more family friendly. If they kept the guns, this is probably what Mario 64 would have looked like
adriana coming into the video adds such a great dynamic to the video, you got super mario shootin up the mushroom kingdom and adriana just yelling "STOP DON'T HURT MONTY MOLE" and i love it so much
The Goomba that literally killed Jacob in the middle of the game's CREDITS must've been karma finally catching up with him I don't know what it was karma for but it was probably for the sins he committed against the Baby Penguin
16:08 I'm gonna be honest, I've never heard Alpharad laugh this hard before since he Falcon Punch'd a certain someone through a fountain. BUT! Can he rocket jump?
19:00 Mario 64 with a gun is respected as an intense speedrunning game with a competitive scene. But as more runners tried their hand, they noticed that this would be the most broken Mario game to date. This, is the history of the Mario 64 Gun% world record
@@AxelBurned You’re tired of Mar- Why would you be tired of it? No one’s really making videos of it. Well you’re tired of it. And this, ohohohh this. This is NOT Mario 64 *cue the princess peach message at the start of the video*
In the end, when the credits rolled, Mario payed the price for every soul he took that day. Remember kids, make sure you’re nowhere near your victims before you blackout because they’ll want revenge.
20:17 That happened to me playing the real game at 119 stars forever. 120th was a castle star, and it was the 8 red coin flying on the other side of the clock room (opposite the sky carpet).
_"It's a me!"_
*_"Run."_*
"Geniva convention? More like Geniva suggestion!"
-prob mario
"Game over!" *gunshot sound*
Pixalcraft is everywhere
*W A H O O !*
Poo
The best part of this vid is that alpha just shoots everything, he doesn’t pick favorites if it can be shot it will be shot
no mercy
You would say that, Dio. You are pure evil, after all.
Correction he shot Monty Mole in front of Adriana
you thought it was Dio,
BUT IT WAS ME, *ORIGINAL COMMENT*
DIOOOOOOOOO
I love how Alpha’s friends just immediately accept that he’s playing Mario with a gun when they join the call
Dude, it's Jacob. I'd be surprised if it wasn't that.
Let’s be honest. It’s not the craziest Mario-related thing he did.
I like how the first thing Adriana saw when joining was Jacob shooting someone
the same group which agreed to play a bitcoin mining version of among us
@@thecharmingone3931 What, in your opinion, is?
6:54 I love how quickly he knows to snipe Klepto.
@luz de luna i agree
@luz de luna that's pretty controversial
@luz de luna NO!!!!!!!!!!!
RIP KLEPTO:
1996-2021
Died a Sudden, Funny, and Horrible Death by Mario with Koopa the Quickscoper’s Sniper Rifle.
He will not be remembered. 🤣
Nothing to do with knowing. Everything to do with _fuck_ _that_ _bird_
Mostly everyone in the vid: haha Mario has a gun
Adriana: you can not hide your sins, I know what you did, but more importantly, the world, will soon know of your misdeeds. You may laugh now, you may strike me down, but one day soon, they will know, what you did to Monty Mole.
mr krabs
Someone had to say it this is revenge for mario party (Jacob remembered that)
@@blazingfrypan415 Monty Mole had it coming for what he did to Shy Guy
@@michaelmorgia1064 mr krabs
@@samuelanderson1672 good comment.
Bowser: dies
Goomba: *“Kill Mode Activated“*
"My name is Goomba. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Rogue Japanese soldiers continue fighting after the Emperor's surrender (1945, colourised)
The boss theme has lyrics now*
@@bwoeYT breh
@@bwoeYT TACTICAL NUKE ACTIVATED
6:57 that's probably the most guttural laugh I've heard come out of Jacob. Cripes
KKKHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA-
KKHEEEEHHEEHHEEHHEHE
BIRD SEASON
Watch Alpharad plu-delu-gold
6:56 I love how it immediately cuts to the power star after the bird dies cuz it doesn't show the bird die but you know it happens and I find that so funny
you know what i realized as well? you can still see the bird flying after it dies. that's just hilarious.
I see Mario is honing his Neutral Special.
True
Joker really taught Mario the way to use his Neutral Special
Well he's master his forward aerial so might as well perfect everything else
Ah, he beat me too it.
For his neutral special he wields a GUN
the summoning salt music! this is the future of speedruns
Came in the Comments for this!
Is zero star possible?
Probably tbh
I forgot the Underdogs knew Alpha
Hi Hopcat!
I would actually love a speedrunning scene for this game, has fast somewhat floaty movement and run and gun mechanics like doom but with a world and glitches of sm64: perfect speedrun
Am I the only one who found Peach’s letter excessively funny
Everyone who liked this comment agreed.
Including me.
I didnt understand it is it an innuendo
@@koren4685 yes
It’s hilarious
Coming Soon: The Legend of Zelda: Glockarina of Time
Y E S
@@dekasandipermana8403 Couldn't even spell Dating right
Majora’s M16
@@dekasandipermana8403AHAH
pretty sure this comment is stolen
I love how all the homies started joining the call when they noticed that jacob was in for like, 3 hours
"After Ben finished drowning" I feel like this was so underappreciated
12:37
Yeah I noticed that too
Yes, yes it was. Alpharad sometimes has gold level material.
@@c.a.m.productions8585 Blah blah must be so fun at parties.
Yeah I died laughing 😂
I haven’t even scrolled yet and I already see 3 comments saying “For his neutral special he wields a gun”
For his neutral special...
he wields a gun
*pow*
SAY GOODBYE
funny smash bros reference
10:50 "Boutta read out his social security like a prophet."
Oh God, I needed that laugh. Actually crying rn
13:11
"Editor's note: FUCK!"
Never related more
I need the time stamp. I forgot
@@johntheechidna1050 13:11 you're welcome
13:12
Alpharad: (Shoots Monty Mole)
“Adriana will remember that”
U earned all those likes.
@@happycamper7265 thank you
honestly the different outro card and music and also just like editing and video style in this video is really cool it feels like a mix between Alpharad Deluxe and Alphrad like its a nice middle ground between the very laid back and the super energetic vibes
Couldn't agree more this is one of if not my favorite alpharad video
6:55 I don’t think I’ve ever heard alpharad laugh harder than when he sniped the eagle omg lmfaooo
It’s a vulture, but yeah
Imagine if Adriana was there for the penguin bit
I actually wish they weny back to show her they could shoot the penguin and the vulture.
@@JohnPerry27 They actually did
@@sotto0331 When, is there a full video somewhere else?
@PUTRA 03 bot
@@justavulpixlol Lol “Privat”
That opening needed no damn commentary.
“If you got a waterproof jacket and I had a cup of water, I would spill a little water on you, so what’s wrong with shooting you?”
I love how this masterpiece was created in a month and Yandere sim is creeping up on the 7 year mark
@@24kFamesofToast 9-10 years now actually
And yes the one made by the creepazoid about an emotionless girl killing rivals and doing nsfw shit in a hs
"I'm-a so sorry, a-little one. Pasta la vista."
-super mario
How did you comment this 2 days ago?
Damn I see you with that badge
members get videos early
@@plipplopproductions4347 he’s a member
They may have seen the video early because they're a member.
Adriana is like the little sister the big brothers like to mess with.
@ocarinaplaya I know...and it’s hilarious 😆
Funniest part is after she joined I was thinking “Good thing she was away for HMC so she didn’t have to see Monty Mole Abuse” and then...well...
Probably helps that she puts on that weird baby voice
@@pitchen Who sent all these *B A B I E S* to fight me?!
I don’t know what’s funnier: sad Adriana or happy Altrive
I like how the first time Jacob only slowly shot the penguin as if he were hesitant but after the first one he just changed. Completely. Showing no mercy upon the penguins
That concludes it, video games do cause violence
That concludes it, video games do cause violence
That concludes it, video games do cause violence
That concludes it, video games do cause violence
Fun fact, at 12:12, the little town that’s seen IS from the Legend of Zelda. It was just reused for this specific level in Mario 64
which town, which game?
@@austria-hungary7680 I don’t recall the town name, but I’m pretty sure it was Majora’s mask. Maybe Ocarina? I don’t remember for certain. I just know it was on the N64
You do realize SM64 is older than both OoT and MM, right?
This game is somehow incredibly high effort and at the same time low quality.
Roblox:
@@obscure_genesis No, no, it's very low quality
@@DrUnfunny except for:
every game made by rolve
every game made by polyhex
BSS
clone tycoon 2 somehow
and a few others i can't think of currently.
@@Tyranitar. like 2 other tycoons. And World Zero
@@rubyrules2 funny enough islands and every other game made by the creator of clone tycoon 2 as well.
This is the second time he’s been killed off camera in a Mario game.
What was the first time?
@@giordanorojas3365 New Super Mario Bros. Deluxe or something like that. The one with Nabbitt. He was on one life 'cuz he refused to play cheap, and Bowser Jr. killed him during Bowser's dying cutscene, when they couldn't move.
@@sanguis77 link plz
@@asparagusoreo3280 Can't post links, but it's 46:06 in "New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe: The Invincible Supercut"
@@strtrm2406 ok
“Violent games don’t make violent people but it’s been 5 seconds and I’m already craving blood” -Alpharad 2021
I couldn’t relate more
He has a gun for Pete’s sake!
(Metaphorically speaking)
@@happycamper7265 i was to lazy to put that part in. and in my opinion its very wrong
Doesn't everyone?
Rip and tear
14:53 I love this so much! I wished there was a section like this in the original game.
Would be kinda cool but I can’t tell if they added the music themselves or if it was already there since it plays again later. And if they did add it themselves I’ve never heard that track before so I wonder how they found it
@@twotonecloudboxing1471 Oh that song was added in. It’s the River Twygz bed theme from Super Paper Mario.
Edit: I don’t know wether Alpharad added that in or MixMorris (the creator) added it in, lmao.
the DS version has a similar room, but not quite so spooky
Why does it exist
Other Nintendo UA-camrs: Bowser’s Fury
Alpharad: It’s-a-me, Gun Mario!
Bowser's really furious
It’s-a-me John Gotti
And im fine with that. i dont want spoilers
“Patrick that’s a gun”
“Yes”
“Patrick that’s a ROOOCKET LAUNCHER”
“Yes”
" *Shigeru thats an M16* "
*DIE GOOMBA*
"Patrick that's an AC-130"
"Patrick that's a subscribe button to Alpharad"
"Yes"
@@MasterMarx He shouldn't warn him to do it. You should really subscribe to Alpharad people.
"You can't shoot the penguins, can you?"
*Awkward silence as Alpharad tries to neglect his sins*
*Alpharad remembered his days in veitnam
*Alpha felt his sins crawling on his back.*
Lol
Your sexuality is your personality so you're boring.
17:18
When you're just strollin' through the castle and you hear:
_I am the big pianta._
“Use a gun. And if that don’t work, use more gun.”
-Engineer
ah, a man of culture as well
@@epicyoshi9515 correction: u both and I are men of culture.
@@epicyoshi9515 indeed I am, Pard'ner
Name AND pic both check out.
@@thelivingglitch1371 That's the idea, stringbean.
Wow, and they called Byleth the “Distance Demon”.
*Min Min stares in the background*
That title then went to Min Min lol
Emphasis on the demon god damn
Meanwhile...
In the background
SEPHIROTH!....
.....SEPHIROTH!..
Yeah that joke died two weeks after Min-Min's release.
'Buzz look an alien!'
'Where!?'
6:57
Completely underrated comment
6:58 is a closer timestamp, and also this comment is excellent
“Editor’s note:
Fuck”
Can you timestamp it
@@dynamicgamesyt3 13:11
@@aritarita8195 it’s a scam they got hacked
My humor is so deteriorated that I actually died laughing at toad from mario saying “It spooked me so I bought a shotgun.” Help me
honestly that's better than rewatching alpha speed through the ice slide in sync with the music more than 5 times
I mean, it is funny, especially out of context
Toad canonically has a shotgun now, and you can't tell me otherwise.
There is no help from me.
*because I’m the same*
RIP
This is basically Yoshi's Safari, but with extra steps.
and no Yoshi.
Obviously, they shot yoshi in the beginning
I’ve never played that game so what the *hell* happens in that game that’s comparable to Mario 64 with gun
@@eddykidplayzytI mean, you can always just google Yoshi's Safari.
Anyways, it's a first person shooter on-rails gameplay with a unique plot/story. I'll give you hint; Peach and NO ONE gets kidnapped for once. You can only play the game with the Super Scope controller attachment for the SNES. The same Super Scope is also an item used in Super Smash Bros series.
@@jared_con "with extra steps, and no yoshi"
*we made sure of it*
U mean and no more yoshi
4:17 The sheer panic in his voice as he pleaded to Alpha's humanity killed me.
Fun Fact: Nintendo actually planed to give Mario a gun on the nes, but it was removed to make it more family friendly. If they kept the guns, this is probably what Mario 64 would have looked like
i cannot tell if this is a shitpost or not
source?
@@lwfawn he made it the fuck up
"Name a character that suffered more."
*The Penguin From Mario 64.*
The pengin
Honestly, if only Alpha knew that the RPG rockets can be bugged and collect stars for you.
He figured it out eventually
Can we talk about the fact that the shots at 2:35 where in sync with the music.
First non bot comment. yeah thats pretty good transition there
Third non bot comment. I hope that wasn’t intentional, because that would be perfect.
8:59 it gets even worse. You can just straight up jump through the fencing there. It doesn't exist. It's a one-sided wall.
Violence is not the answer.
Mario: *ITS THE SOLUTION.*
Violence is not the answer.
It's the question.
And the answer is yes.
@@Akajaro no, its aways yes
@@Akajaro A fellow RT fan I see
@@Akajaro DAMN IT THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY LINE
"It's-a-me, Gun mario"
"Wahoo"
-Jacksflims
When you finally find the live piano in this game:
"I just want to talk to him." **loads gun** "I just wanna talk to him"
10:18 the legendary big Pianta!!! I died with the halo theme.
Your post-game commentary insertion was actually really nice. This is a good video.
yes i liked it
“This game really makes you FEEL like Mario”
-IGN
Underrated comment
9.5/10 It has a little something for everyone
Wait a secon-
7.5 too much water
Legendary comment
10:36 huh so this is that “Super Mario RPG” everyone’s talking about
Thank you.
Oh that’s funny, thanks.
Oh that’s why Geno isn’t in Smash. He’s not a character. He’s *Geno* cide.
Yes piano give rocket launcher and you *do*
@@jackofclubs6229 whats geno cide?
Game developers: We put lava as to where you cannot pass through
Alpharad: Oh no! Anyway.
If he’s going down on the 31st of March, he’s taking everyone down with him
Good comment dear sir
PFFFFFFFFFT-
I just don’t get it
@@babyyoda6392 mario will die soon
@@Rafael-iq5su why
I got hit right in the feels as soon as I heard the first note of the goodbye chao theme
One day Mario decided that jumping on their heads wasn’t enough
“This looks like a power point presentation”
This game must be made by the same person who made the Mario anniversary game title screen
Alpha: *shoots Monty Mole*
Adri: “STOP! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Me: “Come on... you know why.”
He didn't have his happy meal ):
I love how you can feel Alpha's satisfaction as he takes his revenge on Adriana by killing Monty Mole in front of her
Deep mario party lore
adriana coming into the video adds such a great dynamic to the video, you got super mario shootin up the mushroom kingdom and adriana just yelling "STOP DON'T HURT MONTY MOLE" and i love it so much
Hearing her scream when he killed Monty while in the wall killed me lmao
18:41
@@sambishara9300 HAA!!!
My favorite part of this was the character arc Koopa the Quickscoper had. Best writing I have ever seen
Yup
19:47 Eventually, Mario stopped thinking.
"Shoots innocent penguin"
Us: "Ha penguin go slide"
If Mario was American instead of Italian
As an American I can confirm that this is the case
Kalashnikov
@grim_ *Black Rights don't need to say goodbye because they don't have"
Haha funny and original America joke
@@samueld8413 Well I'm actually pro-gun myself I just think the joke is funny & am able to laugh at myself.
man this whole game feels like a PowerPoint presentation and little timmys first blender project
This looks better than anything I could produce at little Timmy’s age. This is a work of art to rival The Creation of Adam.
"...or you'll never jump off these walls again."
The line that snapped me in two.
I love how a lot of the structures just don’t work. The rails and the lava are just placebo
The Goomba that literally killed Jacob in the middle of the game's CREDITS must've been karma finally catching up with him
I don't know what it was karma for but it was probably for the sins he committed against the Baby Penguin
Why hasn't that Goomba killed everyone, then?
@@SteelCrustacean maybe he will
You have always been there for us as a friend, and I feel that only a real one could ever begin to understand that.
Fyrus called it XD
22:52
hello my multidimensional friend, everywhere at once as usual I see
He took the name “Bob-omb Battle field” literally.
not really a battlefield
yeah you wont get the joke
@@lcurry3771 What?
16:08 I'm gonna be honest, I've never heard Alpharad laugh this hard before since he Falcon Punch'd a certain someone through a fountain.
BUT! Can he rocket jump?
I think that was altrive
Imagine you just joined the call and that's the first thing you see 😂
"credits are rolling, and mario is dying"
Which is relevant, cuz he actually died. He is cursed I tell ya!
WELCOME TO KAIZO
"mario is dying and you're laughing!?"
The white room is from 64 DS for those wondering. It had an extra star there.
"The Earth was flat because 3D Platformers didn't exist." - Alpharad
That final goomba was vengeance incarnate, it was vengeance for any cheesing/murdering you did to that game
This radiates a bit of “Alpharad Deluxe” energy and I can get behind that.
No one:
Literally no one:
Alpha: “Let’s making the ending music start as loud as possible while you have your headphones at max volume”
*this- this right here isn’t a game. No it’s a masterpiece and a message.*
Yes
the message for anyone who does not know is if you have a problem use a gun/rocket launcher
@@wildcattuna4657 I thought the message was don’t fuck with a Mario.
@@Kittygamerz that also works
its a buggy mess
4:34
Alpharad: haha. Pengwen: *random music plays*
19:00 Mario 64 with a gun is respected as an intense speedrunning game with a competitive scene. But as more runners tried their hand, they noticed that this would be the most broken Mario game to date. This, is the history of the Mario 64 Gun% world record
18:43 the Best moment in gaming history
I love that instead of regular bowser, we get Giga Bowser for this crazy ass mod. Nice touch
16:02 hearing altrive laugh like this is so funny idk why
Alternate title: Not Mario 64
First thing I said when I saw the title was, "LOOK. I GET IT."
@@AxelBurned You’re tired of Mar- Why would you be tired of it? No one’s really making videos of it. Well you’re tired of it. And this, ohohohh this. This is NOT Mario 64 *cue the princess peach message at the start of the video*
Look, I get it. Your tired of Mario, your tired of all things relating to Mario, well frankly Mario is tired of you.
"Sees notification popup" "ignores"
Me literally few seconds after: wait I realized that was Alpharad
I did the exact same thing
@@loftwild8725 same lmao
Mario is Joker in this one. Literally laughs like a maniac when he feels pain.
Each laugh is a reminder that he's still human.
Don't kinkshame him
@@MellowMellowDude we don’t judge here on the alpharad comment section.
"We live in a society, Luigi."
when i hear that music, all i can think is, "imagine a bus that arrives every 21 frames"
Framerules
Mario: "Thank you so much for playing my game!"
Also Mario: "HOOUGH HOOUGH HOOUGH" *Literally dies*
"Thank you for playing my-"
Gommba: Allow me to introduce myself
Adriana: Leave the clip of you doing that
Alpha: Leaves the clip in
“Everybody liked that”
When Adrian got mad Alpharad and said “better leave this in” that was so funny
I like how the game UA-cam classifies this as Super Mario 3D All-Stars.
This is way better.
Skibidi sigma rizz 🎉 😮 🤕🎨🎹♿️😊
Look, I get it. You're tired of Swear to My Bones.
what is the name of the new outro tho?
I wasn’t 😔
It was the only reason that has made me see his outro
@@cuntcrumbler69 check the description
No :(
"3D games simply didn't exist, until Mario 64!"
*sad star fox noises*
semi 3d
Contra
He specifically says 3D platformers, not just 3D games.
He's still wrong though.
In the end, when the credits rolled, Mario payed the price for every soul he took that day. Remember kids, make sure you’re nowhere near your victims before you blackout because they’ll want revenge.
I can tell he's lost it when his outro is just "Gun :D"
20:17 That happened to me playing the real game at 119 stars forever. 120th was a castle star, and it was the 8 red coin flying on the other side of the clock room (opposite the sky carpet).
17:03 when Adrianna joins the call
"Tic-Tock Clock kinda works for a shooter, I feel."
Not this shooter.