Spongebob with a Gun
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- Опубліковано 11 бер 2021
- Are you ready, kids?
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“What am I?”
“Texas?”
“No, a narc”
That honestly killed me
Texas smash?
Narc smash
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
Same XD
We're gonna do what we do in Texas
I can’t believe they not only did the “Squidward red mist” creepypasta, but had it be explained as a overdose on ketamine
1. An*
2. Yes
Squidward didn't kill himself!
You mean Squidward’s Suicide?
@@steamtasticvagabond474 they’re the same thing
@@LethalAether He was about to tho, he has the gun on his bed right next to him. Spongebob was just faster
"Is he going to walk into the ocean and drown himself?" Asked the man looking at a fish
Well most fish can’t survive in a brine lake, which is what the bikini bottom equivalent of water is. So yeah… technically Jacob could’ve been right about that.
ok but my question is how is there an ocean in the ocean?
@@bcndooz3294 it’s most likely just a giant brine lake.
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
Spongebob almost drowned in one episode
"I think that's a bad ending world record..."
*"LETS GO!"*
kfad2 pfp pog
Wrong! I hold that record of getting the bad ending in under 0.3 seconds.
I like how the only enemies are Larry and his cronies and Mr. Krabs’ true form.
Maybe, we were the real enemies?
The real enemies were the friends along the way.
@@finnconnelly9983 the friends we killed along the way...
And MrK's true form is *the GIANT enemy **_CRAB_*
-*beatboxspongebobtheme.mp3
The real enemies were the enemies we made along the way.
This brings a whole new meaning to Spongebob: Sponge on the run.
True
Lol
Lmao
Ha
@UCy4dTDrDciaKtxfMPPu2AcQ shut up
"There is no easy way to transition from that game to a sponser"
*challenge accepted*
You know, unlike me, those fish had some serious aim to hit me behind a rock! I bet they used SkillShare to 'get gud.' (sponser segment officially starts here)
@Jaime Monzon Bautista wow, that comment was pretty smart, I bet you used SkillShares "how to be smart" guide *insert sponsor part*
@@Domestic_Abuse wow, this bit is really funny, I bet you would have had to learn comedy for years... or USE CODE ALPHARAD TO LEARN COMEDY ON SKILLSHARE IN JUST A SHORT COURSE!
Bruh 69 lololollololol
Now on Skillshare, learn how to install a hack client!
"dang sucks to be out of ammo before you kill someone huh? Well if only I had skillshare to learn how to count the shots, oh wait, I do"
"Isnt that the old folks home"
"Not for long"
I'm cackling dude
"Isn't that the old person's home?"
"Well, not for long."
*It's becoming a funeral home*
r/CursedComments lol
@@Gracovitz r/ihavereddit
@@PoorPescado r/thisisasubredditforpeoplewhosayr/ihaveredditforseeingsomeonementionasubreddit
"Sonic strapped with an M16."
so, Shadow the hedgehog?
Yes
But fps and everyone has a gun...
But actually good
“Spongebob... died in a drug bust...”
I love how hurt he sounded when he said that. I feel like our childhoods died a little in that drug bust too.
"ketamine debt"
Alpharad, if you didn't know yet, there's a game called "Mister Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine", and the speedruns for it are absolutely bonkers.
Botto again? I can't even read Japanese.
@Tito Rosalim ?
It's a bot no no site, don't click it
And a secule, when you comit tax evasion
(Idk if I wrote that right I'm spanish)
Suddenly, squidward became a lot nicer
"Don't come to the krusty crab tomorrow"
he’s dead
@@BusinessRat0 R/Wooosh
I made a Squidward Mii gunner. It’s not very toxic either, so your statement stands correct.
@@Radiator_07 shut up
"Hes getting rid of the body"
We look foward to your future
No evidence, no crime.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTUUUUUURRRRRRRRRE!!
We will watch your career with great interest
@@shuhaname9791 EXCACTLY
@Huge breasts ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ 😱😱😱OMG NO WAY HOLD ON YOU WANT MY HAND? TO BAD BOTH HANDS NEEDED FOR GAMING(ironic voice btw)
Knowing Squidward’s Suicide, Spongebob killing him was a mercy.
UA-cam: Yeah, this game is *Spongebob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated*
Lol ikr
"It's only a matter of time before Sonic is strapped with an M16."
I do believe fan-favourite character Shadow the Hedgehog has already beaten him in THAT race.
“Where’s that DAMN fourth chaos emerald??”
“THIS IS WHO I AM!”
REALLY, TWO BOTS
Well, it could be worse...
I've seen comment sections with four bots
It wasn't pretty
@@blazarre7251 who are bots
“For his neutral special he wields a gun”
The most obvious comment anyone could do
First that's the most obvious
Ima like it anyways
Is everyone gonna have a neutral special like that?
When you are the 69th like 😎😎😎
Yes
*observatory theme from Majora's Mask plays*
"Isn't this the end of Skyward Sword?"
"Yes"
thank you at least someone recognized
Finally, someone spoke up.
4:50 that kid just saw SpongeBob kill a god.
The critically acclaimed sequel everyone asked for, but nobody wanted
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on UA-cam, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear nin
@@AxxLAfriku ok, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away, so remember, share, share, share. And trolls, don’t get blocked!
@@AxxLAfriku I STRONGLY DISAGREE you have less than 3 million
@@AxxLAfriku go get a life
@@AxxLAfriku you really do like self promoting. You copy and paste it as well.
Looks like its Spongebob's turn to play his clarinet solo
e
@@w1ndforc39 e
@@fcg3215 e
piematioensd
W H O O P S I E S ! T H A T W A S N ‘ T M Y C L A R I N E T
"these guns are authentic" "so is yours" made me spit out my water holy fuck man
Alpharad : Is literally playing spongebob with a mother for saken gun
UA-cam: Is this spongebob battle for bikini bottom rehydrated?
"Isn't that the old person's home"
"Not for long"
BRUH. I couldn't stop laughing but holy moly that's dark
Just another day on the Alpharad channel.
“Isn’t that the old people’s home?” *_Well now it’s a morgue_*
Alpha only fastforwarded about a day
holy shit that's dark but really funny
i remember a "true" story about a nursing home company that wanted to branch out into the cemetart business. they planned on placing the cemetary right behind the nursing home... the city government that was really conservative and anti-regulations actually stepped up and stopped them from doing it because omg of course!!!
666th like
Oliver Domke *I-*
5:42
That was a real as fuck reaction to shooting bubble buddy unexpectedly.
6:33 As someone currently in Texas I am scared.
"Patrick that's a gun."
"Yes"
That's pretty *Jarring*
patrick came to the realization and hes tired of everyones crap
Woopsie that wasn't my clarinet
Wasn't ready for this one, Alpha.
Who was? Let's be honest
Ok checkmark
I was ready for the guns and spongebob
Jar
in squidwards eyes... is that fucking among us?
2:21 how did Spongebob get blood on his hands by shooting a gun?
Because a bomb fell from a cave grown of the AR-15 of a Mason jar branch
2:10 honestly, the drop of the music just killed me
Like how spongeboy me bob killed squidward
"Oh god what have we done..."
"Wait you can loot him"
Hands down best interaction ever
Why is your profile pic Alpha? That's some shady shit
@@henrywisniewski7881 that’s showbiz baby
“Sonic strapped with an m16” i mean there was a whole game where shadow had hella guns so I wouldn’t be surprised
We already had Shadow with an MP5.
@@stevenbobbybills What about an MP4? Or MP3?
@@hessxpress I dunno, he wields a lot of things, one of them is a Katana, ( No seriously he really did use a katana ), but I'm not sure he wields any specific guns
@@hessxpress you want a laugh track with that?
@@isaiahlozano5301 the SMG is supposed to be a HK MP5, there's a higher resolution model of it in the infamous "pump action MP5" cutscene where he pumps the handguard instead of pulling the charging handle.
‘if you go to the krusty krab and shoot the guy there, he’s gonna go “my leg”’
*MY LEG*
"Time is the only thing stopping me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16"
Jacob... that already happened
I kinda wanted him to loot Neptune. I wonder what everyone's loot is
You can download it for free in the description.
Some are
*Divorce papers
*Striped sweater
*Neptune's trident
*Money
*2 gold doubloons
*Chum stick
*Drivers licence
*Eviction notice
I got his trident
“I thought Ben was about to drown again”
ALPHA YOU SON OF A
This game needs a song of healing
“What’s stopping you from shooting him?”
“my paycheck”
You get my like
2:43 I can’t stand Patrick post 2004 movie, yet the echo made the moment feel as haunting as it was morbidly hilarious.
“This is Naughty Dogs storytelling”
Well yes but yes
Okay but... is this TLOU 1 or 2 storytelling?
@@pyrocinematics6649 Spongebob didn't forgive Mr Krab in the end
Imagine feeling guilty for murdering someone only because they had drip
Relatable
This says a lot about society
@@Justcatc wait does that mean you murdered somebody?
@@bcndooz3294 maybe 👀
@TaxPro Bangalore ummm
5:05
"Is he just, gonna walk over to the ocean and drown himself"
He says as said NPC is a fish and already in the ocean
It happened in the show sooooo
I love at the last seconds he shoots the snail and the question “did you really just shoot your own pet snail?” And the end credits right after, instead of saying “subscribe!” It says just yes 10:30
My favorite Spongebob arc was the one where he learned about the 2nd Amendment
I don’t care if it’s “recycling content” or “not original” I need you to speed run this game
He did
@@angelman906 when, i need it
3:39 "I ain't seen nothin'"
This is what happens after the show gets canceled and the Krusty Krab closes down.
8:26
What you see vs. what she sees.
Not even a krabby patty could quench Spongebob’s thirst for revenge.
“I thought Ben was about to drown again” KILLED ME after Mario
"time is the only thing stopping me from seeing sonic strapped with an M16"
-Alpharad Mar 12, 2021
Spongebob indeed has a gun, but Squidward's expression shows more pain than any weapon can inflict.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.
Mr.Krabs basically told spongebob “execute order 66”
9:37 the rock
“Mr. Crabs, Plankton won’t be bothering us again.”
Alpharad: Plays sponge glock square pants
UA-cam: Yep seems like *SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom* to me
I love how he claims there was no easy way to transition to a Skillshare ad-read after performing a drug bust on Larry, when he is the same person who did a NordVPN ad-read after getting caught murdering Desbug in Among Us.
" there's got to be a secret in here"
Finds skeleton
Developer: What if next, we have Zelda with a gun?
Zelda: Bullets of the wild.
L I N K with a G U N
The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Gun
The Glock of Time
death of the wild
Skyward Shotgun
8:30
"What you see vs what she sees"
2:36 when you wake up and choose violence
As soon as the lady started to clip through the wall the vid buffered at 7:50
Have you ever wondered... “What if Spongebob had a gun?”
Yes.
E
"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead with a gun!"
-an actual deadass quote from Sonic the Hedgehog, 2005
From where?
@@velvetbutterfly Sonic the Hedgehog, 2005.
@@velvetbutterfly shadow the hedgehog, either the first stage or the highway chase
Pocket_Ghost Sonic The Hedgehog is from 2006 so I know it can't be that, so I'm wanting to know which game or comic you meant
@@velvetbutterfly no, the game shadow the hedgehog. From 2005
“And for his Neutral Special he wields a GUN” can classify this video very well
I honestly thought that Sponge Glock Square Pants was going to shoot himself at the end of the game.
It had that energy
Why did the jellyfish die like a runescape character.
LMAO
Why did I hear the runsescape death sound
This is the true successor to Mr krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies.
One way to cure an addiction
9:46 lol not skyward sword, the music is the Astral Observatory from Majora’s Mask...but points for saying a Legend of Zelda game
True
5:30 just realised he made a minecraft hurt sound
“Time is the only thing preventing me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16.”
So...the Shadow the Hedgehog game where you can assassinate the president?
7:00 the best joke in the world
“Spongebob died in a drug bust” was the last thing I expected to hear today
1:53
that actually references a mr krabs ketamine addiction game (i assume)
For his neutral-special, he wields the most unoriginal joke.
A *gun*
@@The_Void_Constellation no. *you*
@@cy-bernet-ix maybe I am gun
@@The_Void_Constellation maybe the real gun was the friends we made along the way
forward airieal
“Time is the only thing preventing me from seeing Sonic strapped with an M16”
*Nobody tell him about the Shadow the Hedgehog game*
6:40 you really don’t I still have the scars
1:40 that impression was immaculate
"patrick that's a bazooka"
"Yes"
"You need a jar-"
*Exploding sound*
For everyone wanting a Sonic but with a gun game, it already exists.
It’s called Shadow the Hedgehog
2:25 squidward suicide to squidward murdered
3:23 severely underrated joke lmao
Mr krabs overdose on ketamine is gone forever now..
Crap just remembered the word I ment to say...cancelled
"Sonic strapped with a m16"
It's called shadow the hedgehog.
Teacher: Final test
The quiet kid: Final day
Everyone in the classroom: 5:23
"Thieving Bilge rat"
And a danger ping sound...
2 LoL references within 3 seconds of each other? Never thought I'd see it Alpha.
5:58
There are 0 LoL references
"Time is the only thing preventing me seeing sonic strapped with a M16"
I don’t like how well animated this is.
0:47 that jellyfish just fell to its knees, dropped onto its hands, and then collapsed. He died so dramatically.
0:20 too late this guy already went back in time and made Shadow the Hedgehog
I'll give it a week before he can beat it in like 10 minutes
I died at "is this what our parents thought gta was?"
I love both the content that you've been putting out on both channels and have been obsessed with your music. Keep up the good work man.
Sonic strapped with a gun is already real. Shadow the hedgehog.
8:40
"YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!"
The best parts about watching an Alpharad video
1. Not knowing if a sound effect was edited in
2. Not knowing if they actually predicted something or just went back and recorded after they saw it
There actually was a game that I played a very long time ago for the Nintendo GameCube, where Shadow from Sonic uses guns to kill police and stuff. That’s literally all I can remember.
I feel like we're one viral video away from these games making the nightly news at this point.
The mission objectives in this are actually wild.