Cumtown: candyland

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 63

  • @SonicSnail95
    @SonicSnail95 Рік тому +343

    Nick: *faced with ever more evidence that he is Lord Licorice* "That's not me."

  • @DarthInsomnis
    @DarthInsomnis 2 роки тому +346

    Funniest shit is that Lord Licorice literally sounds like Nick doing the voice

  • @LonelySkreeb
    @LonelySkreeb Рік тому +7

    "that terrible word"
    lol. just say it

  • @CantStopJelqking
    @CantStopJelqking 2 роки тому +171

    Stav turns gay really quick when food is involved

    • @Barbro247
      @Barbro247 Рік тому

      Yaggay

    • @nicholaskrivda5321
      @nicholaskrivda5321 Рік тому +4

      I turn into a foodie real quick when being gay is involved

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 10 місяців тому

      You can't imagine the sick, depraved shit he'd do for one bite of your egg mcmuffen.

  • @nikoscastellanos3323
    @nikoscastellanos3323 Рік тому +206

    adam does really sneak in little gems like, "if the penis was food" goddamn

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 10 місяців тому +5

      And obviously Nick naturally yawns after

  • @sethpoopu3855
    @sethpoopu3855 Рік тому +93

    Nick actually having an exact cartoon parallel brings so much gay exctasy to my aids and syphilis riddled brain

  • @interestinginformation9542
    @interestinginformation9542 Рік тому +50

    Why the fuck would I want to watch soccer while listening to this I want to see the Candy Land characters and the movie

    • @andrewstephens2687
      @andrewstephens2687 Рік тому

      Yeah but the soccer makes it gayer

    • @dboyagod
      @dboyagod Рік тому +16

      Cuz it’s too much work. And they’re Chinese (from Vietnam)

  • @Ultreezy
    @Ultreezy Рік тому +47

    I used to imagine I actually lived in Candyland but it was called Gayland

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce Рік тому +7

      you could make so much money selling this idea to hasbro

    • @meantime69
      @meantime69 Рік тому +3

      I live there, too. Im on Oil Check Ave...
      Also, gay am I..

  • @chuckplainview4085
    @chuckplainview4085 Рік тому +68

    Candy is what made him a toothless monster in the first place

  • @maxwellfrost9701
    @maxwellfrost9701 4 місяці тому +5

    Stav saying "thank god" after learning candyland gets saved felt too honest

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 Місяць тому

      He needed to be sure the Thousand Islands were preserved

  • @jacob-2271
    @jacob-2271 2 роки тому +50

    Such a good thumbnail. Looks less like a bot made it compared to the other ones you've done

  • @_D_E_N_N_I_S_
    @_D_E_N_N_I_S_ 2 роки тому +45

    When Adam said “you lookalika man” would have been a perfect time for the Ian drop.

  • @TubbyWonka
    @TubbyWonka 2 місяці тому +3

    Lord Licorice yelling at the little candy adams really cemented Stav's thesis

  • @klauslgeiger
    @klauslgeiger Рік тому +21

    Stav, aka the molasses monster's name is gloppy,

  • @hughlion1817
    @hughlion1817 Рік тому +30

    Missed opportunity from Nick to edit the html on the page before stav noticed so it would actually say "gooky gumdrop" xD

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Рік тому +5

      This guy Inspect Elements.

    • @johannory3710
      @johannory3710 6 місяців тому

      That would never happen because you know how even that would be too much effort

  • @undeniablyfunk5497
    @undeniablyfunk5497 Рік тому +12

    And they never landed on gramma nutt

  • @nines8269
    @nines8269 2 роки тому +36

    Is nick doing horse again it sure sounds like he's back on smack

    • @SuspiciousGanymede
      @SuspiciousGanymede 2 роки тому +25

      Just balls deep in a K-hole, coming up with more split personalities to entertain us with.

    • @nines8269
      @nines8269 2 роки тому +4

      @@SuspiciousGanymede just how I like it!

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 Рік тому +5

    9:20 This went from 0 to 100 so fast

  • @Stutteringjohnfan2015
    @Stutteringjohnfan2015 Рік тому +6

    You opened the memory vault from my childhood lol

  • @LeGronk
    @LeGronk 5 місяців тому

    10:21

  • @MarcosElMalo2
    @MarcosElMalo2 Рік тому +2

    I didn’t even know her-ish.

  • @chroniclesofnigeria1358
    @chroniclesofnigeria1358 5 місяців тому

    movie idea - Candyland the board game, but Lord Licorice trying to ban candy is actually just a metaphorm For him refusing to acknowledge his stage 4 non Hodgkins lymphoma as a result of untreated HIV becoming AIDS.

  • @_mnl_
    @_mnl_ 10 місяців тому +1

    i like black licorice too

  • @jackvester843
    @jackvester843 2 роки тому +3

    What episode number is this?

  • @BrentlyTV
    @BrentlyTV Рік тому

    Is it this the chomos vs the gays

  • @Tunkkis
    @Tunkkis Рік тому +4

    What the hell is "Italian ice"?

    • @samdenson8852
      @samdenson8852 Рік тому +15

      Better snow cone

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Рік тому

      @@samdenson8852 And what is a snow cone?

    • @ihateheelflips
      @ihateheelflips Рік тому

      @@Tunkkis shitty shaved ice

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Рік тому +1

      @@ihateheelflips And what is shaved ice? Just little chips of ice to eat?

    • @funnymankenny
      @funnymankenny Рік тому +17

      @@Tunkkis where are you from that even the idea of crushed ice and flavored syrup is an incomprehensible concept

  • @mosthole
    @mosthole 10 місяців тому +3

    these are the kinds of topics im here for

  • @PoonScurvy
    @PoonScurvy Рік тому +19

    Nick is Lord Licorice