Cumtown - Malcum in The Middle

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  • Опубліковано 2 лис 2024

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  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 Рік тому +254

    "You know, maybe it was a dream i had" is an all time way to avoid getting caught lying 😂

    • @calvinhobbes7032
      @calvinhobbes7032 10 місяців тому +11

      It was true though that’s what’s fucked up

  • @mycoolhandgiveit
    @mycoolhandgiveit Рік тому +235

    It's amazing that they can make the same 3-5 jokes over and over again episode after episode and its still funny

  • @Eire_Go_Deo
    @Eire_Go_Deo 2 роки тому +575

    “Malcolm.. do…. You… think….. I’m…. A…. Ni…” - that absolutely killed me 😂😂😂

  • @gilbertfry5539
    @gilbertfry5539 2 роки тому +215

    "I'm the black wheelchair kid?"
    "Yeah but you don't even get to be black"

  • @jack_rabbit
    @jack_rabbit 2 роки тому +374

    the mom voice nick keeps doing is so fucking good, every time

    • @AVerySillySausage
      @AVerySillySausage 2 роки тому +48

      So much of the comedy of cum town rests on the impressions being just good enough that you actually picture the characters/people he is impersonating saying the ridiculous shit they say.

    • @Divergent-ym3py
      @Divergent-ym3py Рік тому

      @@AVerySillySausage so much do the comedy on cumtown rests on Nick

    • @04mdsimps
      @04mdsimps Рік тому +38

      @@AVerySillySausage “they” meaning just nick

    • @anthonytrevino3191
      @anthonytrevino3191 Рік тому +13

      @@04mdsimps clearly the main act. Very multi-faceted and just gay enough

    • @dontletmebrown
      @dontletmebrown Місяць тому +2

      and it's POSITIVE

  • @brunomendoza3132
    @brunomendoza3132 Рік тому +57

    2:56 when she call Hall the f slur fucking kills me everytime and literally speaking when I am driving and this bit pops up. One I will die due to this and will due happy

    • @GayTier1Operator
      @GayTier1Operator 6 місяців тому +1

      it is legitimately one of the funniest things ever idk why

    • @mhead1117
      @mhead1117 6 місяців тому +4

      No way u just said f slur 😂

    • @brunomendoza3132
      @brunomendoza3132 5 місяців тому

      ​@@mhead1117 then say it

    • @GayTier1Operator
      @GayTier1Operator 5 місяців тому

      idk if it’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard, but it is easily the hardest i’ve ever laughed for no reason. over and over again

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 5 місяців тому

      ​@@brunomendoza3132what he's creative ma he's you know funny like a clown

  • @Mr.Dr.Profpatrick
    @Mr.Dr.Profpatrick 2 роки тому +280

    This is awesome. It’s even better that Nick is just eating and doing the bit in between bites

    • @mitchellmccallum9778
      @mitchellmccallum9778 Рік тому +8

      Nick was right or atleast prescient, Frankie basically gets by shilling products on instagram and has a post in 2021 trying to get his baby to eat a Ridgewallet hoping he'll confuse it for an Arrowroot.

  • @ldobbs2384
    @ldobbs2384 3 роки тому +172

    '...Philadelphia, Atlanta, I'm gay...'
    😂😂😂

    • @woottastic
      @woottastic 2 роки тому +21

      I've been to Penis, Arizona, all the way to Tacoma

  • @Screwby_Jones6200
    @Screwby_Jones6200 2 роки тому +90

    Stav thinks hes every other character but he definitly is Craig (the fat guy with cats) an gets no strange.

    • @YouTube-tied
      @YouTube-tied 5 місяців тому +4

      He gets no familiar either.

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 8 місяців тому +16

    Lois' anger always made my lower gut tingle and flutter with some strange feeling when I watched Malcum in the Middul as a children

  • @askew88tm88
    @askew88tm88 2 роки тому +112

    Hal, quit Chris Benoit-ing the family.

    • @bagingospringo4396
      @bagingospringo4396 2 роки тому +2

      MALCOM! DID YOU BUY ANOTHER BOW FLEX, AND HANG DEWIE WITH IT???

  • @profoundwanderer1441
    @profoundwanderer1441 3 роки тому +320

    Damn they did Cranston dirty.
    😂

    • @SoleZelf
      @SoleZelf 2 роки тому +76

      Have you seen the show ? That’s what his character is.

    • @marksism4292
      @marksism4292 2 роки тому +73

      ​@@SoleZelf think he means that they neglected to mention his insane rollerblading skills

    • @thegarge7476
      @thegarge7476 Рік тому

      @@marksism4292 nothing's more impressive than a retard on rollerblades

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Рік тому +7

      @@marksism4292 they weren’t talking about Adams dad though

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Рік тому +2

      @@paulcarmi8130 "WHY IS THERE A DOG IN THAT ROOM? UNLOCK THIS DOOR!"

  • @olbigheavy
    @olbigheavy Рік тому +29

    I miss my friends so much

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 3 роки тому +107

    Muniz looks like a mix between Seth Myers, wee man and some dude I know

  • @Subhumanslug
    @Subhumanslug 2 роки тому +148

    RIP Cumtown. You guys had a good run.

    • @andrewrutherford9255
      @andrewrutherford9255 2 роки тому +66

      You guys had a gay run*

    • @zachhagan6239
      @zachhagan6239 2 роки тому +71

      Yeah right, what did they have a good run transplant?

    • @mr.niceguy3583
      @mr.niceguy3583 2 роки тому +1

      What happened?

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 2 роки тому +11

      @@mr.niceguy3583 Show ended, Adam and Nick now do The Adam Friedland Show.

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 2 роки тому +13

      @@mr.niceguy3583 What is going on?

  • @carlanderton3rd
    @carlanderton3rd Рік тому +17

    4:13 "I'd like to take a Paige out of that book if you know what I mean... and I'd like to turn the Paige... over... and...

  • @dogdog6815
    @dogdog6815 3 роки тому +45

    There may or may not have been a president from New Hampshire, but Stavros is president of New Hamshire

  • @ashleybohen821
    @ashleybohen821 2 роки тому +48

    Singlehandedly the funniest thing I've ever listened to.

    • @nah656
      @nah656 Місяць тому +1

      Single handle

    • @turbomunch
      @turbomunch 5 днів тому

      Single handle

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 2 роки тому +46

    seriously one of the funniest things they’ve done

    • @thebootyconsumer5141
      @thebootyconsumer5141 Рік тому

      Just behind the Houston Holocaust museum

    • @breezyhillproductions349
      @breezyhillproductions349 Рік тому +1

      Also the Mr. Feeny/Ben Shapiro, robocop batman showgirls, gay jackass, Regis Philbin Who Wants to Cum ect...

  • @_Aaron_G_
    @_Aaron_G_ 3 роки тому +423

    Loving the title dude, mostly because I'm gay.

  • @bookaufman9643
    @bookaufman9643 2 роки тому +44

    I think that all of you are Craig Feldspar. The dude who worked at the store with Malcolm's mom and had the unrequited crush.

    • @Eire_Go_Deo
      @Eire_Go_Deo 2 роки тому +8

      Defo a relative of STAV.

  • @p810-n2b
    @p810-n2b 2 роки тому +103

    Not the biggest, but 7:15 is actually one of my favorite Stav laughs

  • @myREALnameISiAM
    @myREALnameISiAM 2 роки тому +41

    That classic punchline, 'James K Polk'

  • @ThePartyboy1331
    @ThePartyboy1331 Місяць тому +3

    "I think Reese was in the capitol riots"

  • @DoritoWorldOrder
    @DoritoWorldOrder Рік тому +13

    It's great to hear Nick laugh.

  • @blaise1016
    @blaise1016 2 роки тому +51

    Man I haven't laughed this hard in a long time lmao true Kings thank you for the upload!

  • @operationskuldd
    @operationskuldd Рік тому +14

    2:57 i got fucking chest pain cause i was laughing so hard.

  • @Urine666Deity
    @Urine666Deity Рік тому +24

    "I'd like to pull mike pence down and grape her" is such an underrated line

  • @tristan65607
    @tristan65607 2 роки тому +108

    might be the best bit they’ve ever done

    • @liammeharry
      @liammeharry 2 роки тому +13

      Thursday boots

    • @mrjth10000
      @mrjth10000 2 роки тому +11

      No, "if I could Change the world" caused me physical harm I laughed so hard

    • @Aaron19987
      @Aaron19987 2 роки тому +8

      John wick thinking he’s black is probably top for me

    • @nairbas392
      @nairbas392 2 роки тому +8

      Gay Italian mobsters is up there too

    • @primaljoker3040
      @primaljoker3040 2 роки тому +2

      Elmo learning about comprise

  • @MrNotVeryBright
    @MrNotVeryBright 3 роки тому +49

    Hope you enjoyed the 0.05 cents you made from the 6 ads on this vid.

  • @DeepinMaiYass
    @DeepinMaiYass 3 роки тому +18

    Gods doing your work

  • @pablovalerio1020
    @pablovalerio1020 3 роки тому +56

    Adam is stevie 😂

    • @Soloman_Gumball
      @Soloman_Gumball 2 роки тому +13

      Naw, he's the weird kid with mittens in Dewey's class.

    • @Moloch187
      @Moloch187 2 роки тому +5

      @@Soloman_Gumball Adam is Craig and Dabney also.

  • @dukelorange007
    @dukelorange007 7 місяців тому +5

    Nick riffs best with a mouth full of food.

  • @axelstars6419
    @axelstars6419 3 роки тому +58

    You do gods work

    • @Southlakesown
      @Southlakesown 3 роки тому +7

      You do gays work*

    • @axelstars6419
      @axelstars6419 3 роки тому +2

      @@Southlakesown damn

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray Рік тому +1

      @@Southlakesown this show was propaganda of the homosexual military industrial complex

  • @gocubsgo721
    @gocubsgo721 2 роки тому +32

    Had to stop working cuz I was laughing too hard. Holy shit guys 😂

  • @vrozombie3004
    @vrozombie3004 3 роки тому +22

    “U gotta find the line”

    • @LeGronk
      @LeGronk 7 місяців тому

      one of the best bits here is as Nick is saying this Adam chimes in with "pull mike pence down" and Nick loses it

  • @coolplace101
    @coolplace101 2 роки тому +10

    One of my favorite bits ever

  • @Davon85J
    @Davon85J Рік тому +20

    I don’t think Stav has ever laughed harder than at this bit 😂

    • @ifunnychef
      @ifunnychef Рік тому

      The cumtown pimps and players presents: to kill a mockingbird, from memory

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Рік тому +6

      He had a hearty, staged laugh at "I hope you're enjoying my as, Batman, because now you're gay!"

    • @dakotafawson1223
      @dakotafawson1223 Рік тому +4

      @@Tunkkis His biggest laugh ever is from the CIA Recruitment Video

    • @zekeiwa5837
      @zekeiwa5837 11 місяців тому +1

      Nick sniping Adam or during the Jordan Peterson bit are some of the hardest Stav laughs

  • @jacobmoyer2991
    @jacobmoyer2991 Рік тому +4

    Goddamn I wish I could hear this for the first time again

  • @blodus4521
    @blodus4521 2 роки тому +15

    Malcolm's mom is Adam's dad

  • @johnoster4098
    @johnoster4098 2 роки тому +29

    3:00 that pig squeal of a laugh just got me so good

  • @kylewinborn
    @kylewinborn Рік тому +8

    snacking Nick has some sort of interesting bliss/contentment about him

  • @JoseCruz-hc3je
    @JoseCruz-hc3je Рік тому +7

    2:38 summed it all up

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv Рік тому +7

    god i love this show

  • @farlan2935
    @farlan2935 2 роки тому +6

    of course the first word of the video is Stav thinking about cereal

  • @joeyslap426
    @joeyslap426 2 роки тому +3

    Clicking on this solely for the title

  • @johnnyawooga8503
    @johnnyawooga8503 5 місяців тому +2

    5:43 is my favorite part

  • @VlntSczo
    @VlntSczo Рік тому +3

    It’s so funny if you liked malcom in the middle back in the day

  • @carlanderton3rd
    @carlanderton3rd 2 роки тому +11

    9:45 holy shit lol

  • @Marchusaurelius
    @Marchusaurelius 14 днів тому

    People may not admit it but Adam is on fire in this one

  • @whatupinvaders198
    @whatupinvaders198 Рік тому +4

    Malcum in the middle is way more enjoyable if you view it as the story of walter whites secret family

  • @Alcranky
    @Alcranky Рік тому +20

    If there's one thing I DON'T miss about cumtown it's listening to them loudly eat chips directly into the microphone

    • @Zedsdead83
      @Zedsdead83 Рік тому

      I wanna jump into the video and front kick those chips thru his face lol.

    • @jackvacuum619
      @jackvacuum619 Рік тому +6

      You’re wrong. Also, I’m gay.

  • @micahclawrence
    @micahclawrence 2 роки тому +11

    No love for Francis? He was my favorite

    • @markr4619
      @markr4619 2 роки тому +4

      i know because im gay and he was my favorite

    • @eddiedingle767
      @eddiedingle767 Рік тому +2

      They forgot baby Jamie too

    • @Ryan.Schutt
      @Ryan.Schutt Рік тому +2

      No love for a kitty croissant?

  • @coldpopcast
    @coldpopcast 3 роки тому +11

    I'll have one Bustacino please

  • @godlee6099
    @godlee6099 3 роки тому +13

    Cum collectivizin

  • @Urine666Deity
    @Urine666Deity 3 роки тому +31

    somethings wrong with deweys body

    • @ThousandIslandStares
      @ThousandIslandStares  3 роки тому +24

      im pretty sure that he looks like that in the show but what do i know im actually gay

    • @Urine666Deity
      @Urine666Deity 3 роки тому +18

      @@ThousandIslandStares i googled him youre right, i forgot he had polio i am also a fogat

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 2 роки тому +2

      There was a show that was like, a knockoff of Malcolm in the Middle (called The Middle) where the youngest son was a mutant too. It's wild. Guy's like 40

    • @XenomorphLV426
      @XenomorphLV426 2 роки тому

      NAH

    • @guitarguy3221
      @guitarguy3221 Рік тому

      ​​@@Urine666Deity slow ride blow ride idk forgot how that song goes

  • @bugglemagnum6213
    @bugglemagnum6213 Рік тому +2

    1:43 Suggid Anthony diggins

  • @kingkev6338
    @kingkev6338 Рік тому +3

    Random epiphany…. Everybody Hates Chris is just black Malcolm in the middle

  • @AGPMandavel
    @AGPMandavel 3 роки тому +14

    Stab couldn’t handle this one

  • @catherinepeluso
    @catherinepeluso 5 місяців тому +1

    This is really funny

  • @evenbiggerafricanguy3079
    @evenbiggerafricanguy3079 2 роки тому +11

    Steven seagull is actually an Indian guy just spamming content.

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 2 роки тому +1

      Just like the fat actor. That's wild, man~

    • @shaftmonkey
      @shaftmonkey 8 місяців тому +1

      Hell yes

  • @slimeprivilege
    @slimeprivilege 2 роки тому +12

    damn i miss this. its like revisiting old friends 🥲

  • @alexjohnson6069
    @alexjohnson6069 Рік тому +3

    Sponsored by ridgewallet

  • @malcolmalexander3352
    @malcolmalexander3352 2 роки тому +1

    It feels like they are talking to me

  • @JohnDoe-qh5xg
    @JohnDoe-qh5xg Рік тому +4

    I do these bits constantly to myself in my head due to severe isolation as a kid I'm mentally ill shits cool and all but the worst part is I don't find myself funny.
    *The Brenda Schaub Syndrome*
    Ba dum tshh....
    Jersey

  • @Ossyboyen22
    @Ossyboyen22 2 роки тому +7

    Actual disgusting crunching, 10-year old stuff. As a gay man Im appalled.

    • @bashfurt
      @bashfurt Рік тому +2

      What crunching got to do with it

  • @carminecox7521
    @carminecox7521 2 роки тому +8

    Does anyone have a source on Reece doing January 6th? I couldn’t find anything about right wing politics on google.

    • @Slop_Dogg
      @Slop_Dogg 2 роки тому +1

      he was beheaded by some other guys in the riot when he tried to get first dibs on sniffing AOC’s chair. it was really sad

    • @carminecox7521
      @carminecox7521 2 роки тому +4

      @@Slop_Dogg He died like he lived.

    • @metroidcum
      @metroidcum 2 роки тому

      he was the guy who tazed himself in the balls

  • @seanmellor412
    @seanmellor412 Рік тому +1

    James K Polk.

  • @treytison1444
    @treytison1444 2 роки тому +3

    How high were they this episode?

  • @raffcom2
    @raffcom2 Рік тому +1

    Uh, oh , eh , ah I'm gay ?!

  • @hectorvilleda151
    @hectorvilleda151 2 роки тому +3

    Great bid, also I am gay.

  • @anthonytrevino3191
    @anthonytrevino3191 Рік тому +3

    9:45 only heard so many clips but Nick is practically belligerent m/can’t contain himself and stav has to be voice of reason?! Lol Jesus, way too gay for me

    • @quagmoe7879
      @quagmoe7879 Рік тому +1

      Exactly why the show is better now without Stav. Nick has free-reign to go wild with the jokes.

  • @XenomorphLV426
    @XenomorphLV426 2 роки тому +1

    What did i stumble upon. 🌈

  • @einnaoeilifu2648
    @einnaoeilifu2648 2 роки тому +10

    I lost it at 6:50 wtf man😆😆😆

  • @nicholascastro4175
    @nicholascastro4175 2 місяці тому

    🎵life is unfair

  • @bagingospringo4396
    @bagingospringo4396 2 роки тому +5

    What ep is this? Did they have to remove up to ep 26 or whatever because of the tool time intro??

  • @kurt2552
    @kurt2552 Рік тому

    i laughed so hard at this i farted

  • @TruStoogeDrew.
    @TruStoogeDrew. Рік тому

    Fuck yeah dude

  • @evansevansevans1
    @evansevansevans1 7 місяців тому +2

    I can’t handle mouth sounds, or any kind of crunching and eating sounds from anyone around me.
    Nick munching whatever the fuck he was made me happy. That means I’m gay I guess?

  • @godlee6099
    @godlee6099 3 роки тому +8

    Cum Collectimatizim

  • @m3llowrush
    @m3llowrush 7 місяців тому +1

    what episode this from?

  • @moretoastedthanatoasterstr9773

    Wish they stayed on Steven longer do......you......think......im......a..ni.....fa also I'm gay

  • @goose_esooge
    @goose_esooge Рік тому

    I don no - I don no who told him to do thad

  • @austinsavage5962
    @austinsavage5962 4 місяці тому

    I like how half this show was gay jokes and stav laughing but the other half was where are they now and whats the deal with these guys

  • @MutedGrowl
    @MutedGrowl 2 роки тому +3

    The eating bit is so gross

  • @micahclawrence
    @micahclawrence 2 роки тому +1

    2:30

  • @bsm6776
    @bsm6776 Рік тому

    2:57

  • @dinkules
    @dinkules 4 місяці тому

    What is this fuckin oneyplays humor

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 4 місяці тому +3

      Oneyplays but funny

    • @RobertSoul123
      @RobertSoul123 29 днів тому

      @@thecaptain6520 Eh, it's _more_ funny than Oneyplays, but neither are all that funny

  • @spicyapplesauce1868
    @spicyapplesauce1868 2 роки тому +4

    I hate when they chew on to the mic

    • @OnTheDLum
      @OnTheDLum 2 роки тому +12

      I hate when people hate stuff in the comments.

  • @funk3nst3in
    @funk3nst3in 2 роки тому +7

    i like the cranston/walter white on the roof that exhibits the actors newest/most popular work then the dewey/sullivan in the corner just to emphasize the fact that neither adam, stav, or nick haven't or will NEVER reach that level of fame

  • @mikemartin5073
    @mikemartin5073 2 роки тому

    This vid was a bust

  • @sosagoowap9821
    @sosagoowap9821 Рік тому +1

    This is like the weak Costco version of mssp

  • @Talisman09
    @Talisman09 3 роки тому +44

    These guys literally use the typical dialogue of three 10 year olds sometimes. Between that and Stav's grotesque laugh, I can't see me persevering with this shite for much longer 🤷

    • @dontclick7332
      @dontclick7332 3 роки тому +100

      Best part about it

    • @md.shihabsharar8753
      @md.shihabsharar8753 3 роки тому +27

      You just ain't gay yet cowboy.

    • @dogdog6815
      @dogdog6815 3 роки тому +36

      U were like "im going to listen to this radio show about cum, I hope this doesn't fall below my intellectual standards"

    • @lorblauh
      @lorblauh 3 роки тому +47

      I assumed that's the whole point? That's the niche. The gay niche.

    • @rickdeckard8002
      @rickdeckard8002 3 роки тому +81

      Try being gayer

  • @mylatahiri2572
    @mylatahiri2572 2 роки тому +2

    Insufferable

  • @shutthefupdonny
    @shutthefupdonny Рік тому +9

    How about Malcom on the Bottom and he’s s gay twink.

    • @reubenc0039
      @reubenc0039 Місяць тому

      That was malcom and the producer in between takes no doubt

  • @wolfypilot
    @wolfypilot 2 роки тому +3

    This rules

  • @Jinsei-r2l
    @Jinsei-r2l 6 місяців тому

    3:00