Imagine being an unfortunate soul that somehow finds themselves sent to the realms of Chaos, miraculously surviving a journey through a garden, thick with toxic air & where even the flowers are trying to kill you, only to come across a house. And on the porch, in a rocking chair is a vision of purest disgust. Folds of rotting, decaying flesh. Maggots seeping out from open sores like waterfalls. The stench of absolute decay. Then, you notice... It's smiling at you. Not an evil smile either. Whatever this unholy abomination is, it's genuinely happy to see you.
@@peterharband326 Grandpappy Nurgs loves all his children. Well, not so much Mortarion at the moment. He spent a lot of time on his garden & is really annoyed about it being burned up.
@@MedievalFolkDance _Oh my, look here! Visitors! I so enjoy entertaining guests. Come child, sit here at my side and tell me of your travels. I’ll have my children prepare a proper meal for you. Home cooked, I assure you. Imperium, you say? Why there are so many planets, my poor memory can’t contain them all. Which was yours? Ahhh, I see. Come, we’ll retire to the kitchen. I’m sure you’ll just love what I have brewing…_
I love that Nurgle has a huge rocking chair on his porch, like I just imagine him sitting in it with a pair of dirty glasses on his face, puffing contendedly from a plague pipe as he rocks and rocks to the sound of buzzing flies. It’s just so absurd, and yet creepy as well.
Hopefully a new ally, could you imagine these two doing an audiobook together, like the Trazyn vs Orokin novel!!! Or the Fabius Bile and Belarus Cawl novel!
Nurgles enthusiasm comes from deliverance from pain. To suffer and be suddenly released from it is elevating and joyful. That novel period of time before adjustment is maintained by the Grandfather. Like the resolution tha makes auto deleters clean their house on the last day and has been seen as a sudden hapiness by others or why the last hour of a long shift is easier the its preceeding, they march happily for the end is nigh and there is light at the end of the tunnel.
There's a trillion little gribblies waiting to devour your flesh living in and on you right this second, as you said, decay is merely the process of repurposing dead biomass. Every curse Nurgle inflicts on the galaxy is another extremely impressive (and their granddad is so proud of them!) little creature just living its best life.
Can you imagine if someone was to make a movie about this? I like all of the factions in warhammer universe, they are all interesting but theres something about the plague marines and nurgle. I almost feel sick when i think about the details, trees that oozes poo? Omg thats just foul and beautiful at the same time, i could never come up with anything more dark and sickly than this. How nurgle hasnt turned every race into rotting miserable puss filled creatures..and i thought orcs where dirty
Nurgle is imo the real power of the universe. Death is a finality no matter how delivered or when it comes, brings power to the Grandfather.. the cycle continues… the rest of the Gods offer spicy ends and servitude but with Nurgle he’s just what he is and loves his followers
Wonderful job. Push your lore videos just like this. Explore interesting overarching topics that allows you to bring in more and more lore ❤ explore excerpts, champions of the galaxy, and most unique monsters 👹
What really doomed them was using DAs name in the channel title. This one will likely do the same, but later because it doesn't practically flag itself.
Nurgle has become the subject of popularity among the meme culture and was associated with the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020 due to being the Chaos God of plagues, diseases and illnesses. Warhammer fans would often make jokes on the Anti-Vaxxer Movement related to Nurgle.
There is some disagreement about Nergal being the oldest. The grandfather title is possibly a misnomer. I think he should be the oldest as well. Lutien has expounded on this and he is the most well researched commentator in my opinion. Much love to you as well,Iterator. I have many and varied sources.❤️
its strange that nurgle doesnt interract with orcs. i thought plauge goes good along with mushrooms or whatever the orc genesis. what are the lore thoughts on alliance?
My spicy hot take on the Great Game is that Nurgle has already won. His victory is inevitable. Even if all sentient life in the galaxy was extinguished, there would still be life, death and rot.
I suppose isha does make the perfect wife for nurgle, as goddess of fertility her children are truly boundless, and as goddess of fertility she cannot hate the life that exists thanks to her self. so even the worst disease, maggot and corpse fly is embraced by her. she is also goddess of harvest, nature, life, growth and healing. everything but the last works in tandem with nurgle. she and he are one in nature. she and he are one in life and death, she and he are one in growth and in harvest. why would she whisper cures into the universe like the eldar claim her to do when her happiness could clearly not be more boundless as wife to nurgle.
1:17:40 looks like a Ganesh to me ........... aaaand ´´they´´ are known for stuff like that , ooou strange consilience BOOOM another bomshel PROVING it was here ,some of it well u know figure your self ehhh what a wonderfuuuul woooooooorld . And the skieeees are bluuuue lala laaa ladida day .....something with rainbow i dont remember lyrics
To Nurgle all diseases physical or mental are fair game since nurgle doesn’t just create plagues that ravage worlds but also dangerous ideas that he can use to control the mortal races of real space as the narrator explains.
You know you are good at voicework when such rancid subject matter equals 2 hours of audio pleasure!!! You and Baldy should team up! I would love for you two to do something with Fabius Bile and Belarius Cawl... Or Trazyn vs. Orokin... I know both stories but you guys could smash those tales id gladly listen to that!
Nurgle is basically plague Jesus. His offer is salvation and hope, which coincidentally is exactly what Christianity offers in essence. So plague Jesus isn't inaccurate. 😂
@@88cloudsin1I believe that his point is that at that speed it matches the normal speed and cadence of speech- however at .75 it’s too slow and sounds as unnatural as the fast pace. It should probably only slightly slower than the original speed of the video.
A beast of nurgle on the planet Gevoudon? OMG GW you have a dark sense of humor!!! tell me, did the Beast of Nurgle on the planet of Gevoudon have a cold wet nose? or some toe beans? Also you don't have to describe the great unclean, we just elected one to the highest office in the land! XE
Imagine being an unfortunate soul that somehow finds themselves sent to the realms of Chaos, miraculously surviving a journey through a garden, thick with toxic air & where even the flowers are trying to kill you, only to come across a house. And on the porch, in a rocking chair is a vision of purest disgust. Folds of rotting, decaying flesh. Maggots seeping out from open sores like waterfalls. The stench of absolute decay. Then, you notice... It's smiling at you. Not an evil smile either. Whatever this unholy abomination is, it's genuinely happy to see you.
Shows you can't always judge a book by it's cover.
@@peterharband326 Grandpappy Nurgs loves all his children. Well, not so much Mortarion at the moment. He spent a lot of time on his garden & is really annoyed about it being burned up.
@@MedievalFolkDance _Oh my, look here! Visitors! I so enjoy entertaining guests. Come child, sit here at my side and tell me of your travels. I’ll have my children prepare a proper meal for you. Home cooked, I assure you. Imperium, you say? Why there are so many planets, my poor memory can’t contain them all. Which was yours? Ahhh, I see. Come, we’ll retire to the kitchen. I’m sure you’ll just love what I have brewing…_
@@TheCorrodedMan That's Poppa Nurgs alright! Nothing but considerate.
Nurgle sounds like a god that has his shit together.
Right?? If I had to choose a Chaos god to follow, it would probably be Nurgle. I just have to get used to all the yuckiness 😅
I love that Nurgle has a huge rocking chair on his porch, like I just imagine him sitting in it with a pair of dirty glasses on his face, puffing contendedly from a plague pipe as he rocks and rocks to the sound of buzzing flies.
It’s just so absurd, and yet creepy as well.
That is why they called him papa
Grandpa Nurgle is most wholesome chaos god. He’s refined, kind and has a taste for gardening 😅
And he cooks too!
I greatly appreciate the images of the nurglings alternated between grotesque and adorable.
59k views on a 2-hour video shows how good this video is. I really appreciate you making this.
Such a young channel and already one of the top Warhammer lore voices. Great content! Baldermort has finally gained some serious competition haha.
Hopefully a new ally, could you imagine these two doing an audiobook together, like the Trazyn vs Orokin novel!!! Or the Fabius Bile and Belarus Cawl novel!
@@qigonglungzthat would be awesome but it would get taken down in a day.
I can recommend "the amber king". Their channel have some really nice voice acting for their primarch videos
@@qigonglungzthe amber king have a great video for traycyn and orichan if you haven't seen it already 😊
Scholars lore is good too if u like this
I don't play WH40K, I don't know much about it, nor have I paid attention much.... but this? Damn! I was immediately sucked in. Fantastic work!
Nurgles enthusiasm comes from deliverance from pain. To suffer and be suddenly released from it is elevating and joyful. That novel period of time before adjustment is maintained by the Grandfather. Like the resolution tha makes auto deleters clean their house on the last day and has been seen as a sudden hapiness by others or why the last hour of a long shift is easier the its preceeding, they march happily for the end is nigh and there is light at the end of the tunnel.
This is the best Nurgle video I've ever seen, bravo
Listening to this while laying in bed and can’t get the image of Winnie the Poo telling me bout nurgle
LOL. That is so true. Great catch.
Winnie started drinking and gambling……. And based on his ‘memoirs’ here…. He’s in a bad way😐😅
"Entropy is all consuming, fed by all struggles against it. Thus, even to hope is to despair. So despair, and in your desperation, find purpose."
this sounds like something Albert Camus would say
everyone experiences sickness in their life, i think thats what makes this guy in particularly terrifying
Decay is the process in which something breaks down and becomes food for the smaller realms. Grandfather indeed. He has a lot of children to feed.
There's a trillion little gribblies waiting to devour your flesh living in and on you right this second, as you said, decay is merely the process of repurposing dead biomass. Every curse Nurgle inflicts on the galaxy is another extremely impressive (and their granddad is so proud of them!) little creature just living its best life.
Nurgle: God of Entropy and therefore, God of Inevitability.
I slept to this last night, absolute joy in his decay
Can you imagine if someone was to make a movie about this? I like all of the factions in warhammer universe, they are all interesting but theres something about the plague marines and nurgle. I almost feel sick when i think about the details, trees that oozes poo? Omg thats just foul and beautiful at the same time, i could never come up with anything more dark and sickly than this. How nurgle hasnt turned every race into rotting miserable puss filled creatures..and i thought orcs where dirty
Nurgle is imo the real power of the universe. Death is a finality no matter how delivered or when it comes, brings power to the Grandfather.. the cycle continues… the rest of the Gods offer spicy ends and servitude but with Nurgle he’s just what he is and loves his followers
Grandpa must have a particularly virulent hate on for the Necrons me thinks.
It isn’t hope. It is contented acceptance.
Hope belongs to Tzeentch.
Hope that you arnt turned into a gibbering chaos spawn
Just geting into warhammer and i got a myphitic blight-hauler as a christmas gift, this felt apt to listen in the background
Wonderful job. Push your lore videos just like this. Explore interesting overarching topics that allows you to bring in more and more lore ❤ explore excerpts, champions of the galaxy, and most unique monsters 👹
Ok. I don’t know much about 40k but I thought I knew the basics but….
This. Is. Terrifying.
You've outdone yourself this time,my man! This is beyond great!
I found NURGLE to be much more disturbing than I previously thought , thank for your narration 👍
Yo fair warning, someone else used Attenborough's voice and got taken down. Either way, good content
I think they just retitled it to scholar lore. I don't any back story though. 😊
@heatrayzvideo3007 they changed the voice too.
I'll fucking fight for this to stay up, best channel ever.
What really doomed them was using DAs name in the channel title. This one will likely do the same, but later because it doesn't practically flag itself.
@@zer00rdieuh huh
2hrs of Nurgle! S-Rank content brah 🙏
Yah bruh bruh
Damn. 2 hours. Can't wait to hear it
“So despair and in your despair find your purpose” never related to such quote like this one .
1:21:45 Nurgling WHAT
Much love G appreciate the vids
Say what you will of the Grandfather, but his little nurgglings are almost worth the cost of admission.
Second fav channel after fall of civilizations
That's a great one.
While the other gods plot,fight and seduce to achieve there goals Nurgle needs only wait and his will is done.
Plagues for the Plague God! Poxes for the Pox Garden!
Nurgle has become the subject of popularity among the meme culture and was associated with the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020 due to being the Chaos God of plagues, diseases and illnesses. Warhammer fans would often make jokes on the Anti-Vaxxer Movement related to Nurgle.
Except COVID was a failure in the Grandfathers eyes and he disavows any part of making it
Heretics 🔥🔥🔥
Somebody got their boosters.
@@TheHaughtyOspreyIt’d be a miracle if the boosted one is still breathing my air.
No refunds vaxxie
Nurgle artwork looks like a cannibal corpse album cover
Burggle Burp Fart Shart. Translation: Well Done MY Child.
There is some disagreement about Nergal being the oldest. The grandfather title is possibly a misnomer. I think he should be the oldest as well. Lutien has expounded on this and he is the most well researched commentator in my opinion. Much love to you as well,Iterator. I have many and varied sources.❤️
This is so good, it can't be legal. Man somebody's gonna be mad. LOL
Finally some good lore to sleep to 😊
Plague Marines: shits on a Dreadnaught
+10 poison damage
Papa Nurgle is pleased
This is a WHK40 lore masterpiece. Thankyou for your efforts.
I love how he sounds 50% benevolent (in a horrifyingly eldritch sort of way) and 50% classic nightmarishly evil and sadistic.
I’d love more videos like this with the other chaos gods
Coming soon ;)
This video is straight up fire! 🔥
Just pull out a tom cruise and keep them hits coming!" The hits!"
its strange that nurgle doesnt interract with orcs. i thought plauge goes good along with mushrooms or whatever the orc genesis. what are the lore thoughts on alliance?
Chaos gods would on average rather avoid gork and mork
When the bad guy low key makes sense...
My spicy hot take on the Great Game is that Nurgle has already won. His victory is inevitable. Even if all sentient life in the galaxy was extinguished, there would still be life, death and rot.
What about the Necrons, and the remaining Ctan? I dunno... Nurgle is pretty cool though.
This big play list will have me listening for a while. Keep this up your channel rocks
oh oh! I put the Cadia video on, for my stepson to sleep to, and this came on.
I think he is asleep now. Gulp!
This stuff is great man.
The moment someone get a dump he was there.
"Nurgling rapists " breaks the enemy morale at time 1:21:51 😅
Your channel is so cool. Thanks for what you do.
Damn, this is so well done.
This is bad ass🍻bless the miracles of the grandfather 🥳
Was this channel under a different name before? I though I was already subscribed.
I think it was called Attenboroguh lore?
Yeah this man is a master narrator and just a treasure to the Anglican culture.
This writing is chefs kiss
Papa Nurgle loves you :)
I suppose isha does make the perfect wife for nurgle, as goddess of fertility her children are truly boundless, and as goddess of fertility she cannot hate the life that exists thanks to her self. so even the worst disease, maggot and corpse fly is embraced by her.
she is also goddess of harvest, nature, life, growth and healing.
everything but the last works in tandem with nurgle.
she and he are one in nature. she and he are one in life and death, she and he are one in growth and in harvest.
why would she whisper cures into the universe like the eldar claim her to do when her happiness could clearly not be more boundless as wife to nurgle.
What text is this from? or was it self created?
Thats some good content, would love the other gods from you too :D
They were called the Dusk Raiders, not twilight raiders.😅
Remember kids Nurgle loves you.
The Nurglings kinda remind me of the grunts from Halo
this was awesome!
I dry heaved during the description of nurgle.
36:37 lol Little mailbox
Winnie the Pooh is getting all philosophical and such...
You needs to slow down the audio slightly.
You can slow down the audio on your end...
Catchup rookie 😂
.75 speed
Agreed .PERIOD... PEOPLE are jus lazy these days smh
@@Dr.eeeeeeeeeeevil Not about being lazy. How many documentaries have you listened to by the narrator?
Nurgle is love, Nurgle is life!
1:17:40 looks like a Ganesh to me ........... aaaand ´´they´´ are known for stuff like that , ooou strange consilience BOOOM another bomshel PROVING it was here ,some of it well u know figure your self ehhh what a wonderfuuuul woooooooorld . And the skieeees are bluuuue lala laaa ladida day .....something with rainbow i dont remember lyrics
Huh. What does Nurgle think about memetics, infohazards and mental diseases?
To Nurgle all diseases physical or mental are fair game since nurgle doesn’t just create plagues that ravage worlds but also dangerous ideas that he can use to control the mortal races of real space as the narrator explains.
@@Technodart5041 Neat, I didn't realize that was his sphere still.
I didn't know asmons editor was a 40k fan
Grandfather Nurgle! 😊
I was Catholic,I think I want to throw my lot in with Nergul now
playback at.75 speed is better. .90 would be perfect..
You really turned up the tempo on the boice for this one
Keep up the good work
Nurgle would love the flood from halo 😂
Praise the grandfather the lord of rebirth!
I identify my religion as a follower of nurgle
ABSULUT GREAT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know you are good at voicework when such rancid subject matter equals 2 hours of audio pleasure!!! You and Baldy should team up! I would love for you two to do something with Fabius Bile and Belarius Cawl... Or Trazyn vs. Orokin... I know both stories but you guys could smash those tales id gladly listen to that!
lol
Pretty sure it's a paid voice actor reading a script. I've heard him elsewhere.
Bro it's A.I are you dumb
@@tsoliot5913lol
Just realized that Nurgle is kinda the hippie of chaos. Groan.
Nurgle is basically plague Jesus. His offer is salvation and hope, which coincidentally is exactly what Christianity offers in essence. So plague Jesus isn't inaccurate. 😂
Nurgle is what I call my left ball, splurgel is my cok
Nuttin like naming them coggenbols
What do you call right ball
I'm sold!
Slow video down to 0.75 you’re welcome 😎
I did it.... it sound more fake . Whsts the point?
@@88cloudsin1 four people agree with me so I guess maybe you just have a hard time figuring it out 🤷🏾
@NewlyDreadedTim so same question again.... WHATS THE POINT?
Whats the point of the point you are trying to make ?
@@88cloudsin1I believe that his point is that at that speed it matches the normal speed and cadence of speech- however at .75 it’s too slow and sounds as unnatural as the fast pace. It should probably only slightly slower than the original speed of the video.
Nurgle has never seen a Female space marine ( that’s been there since the start DEFINITELY)as it will spell the death of it or end
I like how Nurgle has a gordian knot in his navel
A beast of nurgle on the planet Gevoudon? OMG GW you have a dark sense of humor!!! tell me, did the Beast of Nurgle on the planet of Gevoudon have a cold wet nose? or some toe beans? Also you don't have to describe the great unclean, we just elected one to the highest office in the land! XE
A very social faction tbf. Little cuties.
Please make a video on Slaanesh
After watching this I think I need another shower.
Im over halfway finished with this video and i need to take a break for a vomit session. 5 stars
This seems as Nurgle paid you for a good review 😅 great video.
Such is the will of the emperor