Foodfight! - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 19 лип 2015
- The Nostalgia Critic reviews the worst animated movie...EVER!
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They actually used 50$ to make the movie. The rest was spent on cocaine.
They had to keep Charlie Sheen there for that decade somehow
@@admiralyawn3106 yes.
And The Product Placement were 2.00$
That is 49.99 dollars too much
That, and a few hundred premium accounts on pornhub to steal animations from
Food Fight: Featuring Mr. Clean. Because we all remember how delicious his products were.
That would explain this monstrosity.
I would gladly consume every ounce of Mr. Clean Bleach before watching this movie again
I mean Mr clean is a snack
If you watch this movie, then you’d need mr clean to help forget
Well, that's the preferred snack to watch this movie with
If you’re wondering, the reason the movie looks THIS BAD is because the real assets were stolen. What was put to screen is just the “animatics.” Those are essentially lower quality “test” versions, they help visualise what the scene will look like when the final animation is finished. It’s standard industry practice. Once the thievery took place, instead of spending way more money to reanimate the entire thing, they just decided to release it with the animatics.
Early trailers are available on UA-cam, you can see the animation looks miles better.
@Thủy Ly Nguyễn Điền yeah no I was just talking about the visuals, literally everything else is a complete and utter mess.
Yeah the movie probably wouldn’t have been seen as one of the worst if the animation was kept as the original. It still wouldn’t have been that good but it would’ve been a step up.
i just watched the trailer (i think) and the animation looks just as bad
@@Shalayah2010 I don’t think it’s horrible. Definitely not as good as anything Pixar has made but decent enough.
Assuming that's true, it does not excuse them pushing to release the film and not using, I don't know, some semblance of insurance on the production.
For anyone who’s unaware, the opening sequence is a direct reference to Batman Returns, specifically the scene Selina goes back home after death.
It's such a spot-on recreation of the scene, I love it XD
i know is a good opening
I literally watched Batman Returns like a day before and I caught the reference easily
@WEYYYY874 Yeah. "Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot, I'm not married". Lol. That there was a much better performance by nostalgia critic than anything in the horrible movie Foodfight. Some of those animated figures were really scary looking, and not in a "they're supposed to be scary because that's the types of characters they are" way! Wtf was up with that long-neck thing who stuck his head out from under main character's legs!? Or the supposed-to-be Count Chocula who looked incredibly different from him!? Or that farting frog!!? Or the big nose creature who then flew backwards and made big explsion of what blows out of one's nose!!? Or any of the freakin disgusting gross-out humor from characters already gross looking!!? This movie was serious nightmare fuel!!
@@batmanclips213 Yeah, that opening was waaaaay better than the terrible movie n.c. rightfully criticized in this video. See my above reply to @WEYYYY874
Guys, Toy Story's budget was 30 Million.
Let that sink in.
This movie got a negative number.
The Last Airbender got 5%.
Let _THAT_ sink in.
Air bender was easy on the eyes. Relatively
This is what happens when the director has no idea how to make an animated movie.
*....holy shit-*
Lets just sink in boys.
This movie was probably what poor McGucket saw on the other side of the portal.
XD
So true! Except who's "the beast with just one eye"?
Just.......yes.
the truth has been spoken!
Excellent. 12/10.
That wasn't Tim Curry, that was actually Jeff Benett, the voice of Johnny Bravo. That man can do some top notch impressions!
Jeff Benett didn't just do Johnny Bravo. He also voices Dexter's Dad from "Dexter's Laboratory," and the Man With The Yellow Hat from "Curious George" (The show, not the movie. Although he DID voice him in the sequels). With that said, WHAT!?! WHY!?! HOW!?!
Why would do this he better than that
@@Nick-ty9usA job is a job
@@Nick-ty9usWell, at least we can say that Tim Curry didn't soil is career bike touching this movie
From what I found on the LostMediaWiki, a lot of the brand icons that were poorly represented in the film were originally going to be part of the movie, but were scrapped during production. In fact, 20 different food icons were removed from the film. My guess is that the brands looked at the mess that was being made and pulled out, ensuring that the animators would have to do redo even more sequences. Obviously, this would have caused a lot of upset and is probably what led the animators to make the knock-off versions of the icons so repulsive.
Based on interviews I've seen, the animators had basically given up long before it was ever even 'complete'. Kasanoff apparently just kept changing up what he wanted for animation style forcing the animators to scrap everything they had worked on and start over several times.
For the record:
Ice Age came out in 2002 with a budget of 59 million dollars and took 2 years to make.
Paranorman came out in 2012 with a budget of 60 million dollars and took 3 years to make.
Food Fight had 65 million dollars, 10 years to make, and THIS is the product we get.
BlueBird858 its cause AT LEAST 64.5 million dollars when into drugs and alcohol
@@civilianarc9624 they probably only had 1 dollar left in reality
WeLl FoRtNiTe ToOk 8 YeArS tO mAkE aNd ItS nOt ThAt BaD
32:20 What movie is that music from..?? I just have it in the back of my head, but I can´t figure it out :S:S I know it is a movie that I like and that Ive watched a bunch of times, but I can´t figure it out right now... Pleaaaase, someone tell me :S:S
65 mil rolled up and stuck where the sun doesn’t shine. No wonder Charlie Sheen went bananas 🌞
The following animated films had a lower budget than food fight:
Snow White: 1.4 Million
Pinocchio: 2.2 Million
Fantasia: 2.28 Million
Bambi: $858,000
Peter Pan and the Jungle Book: 4 Million
The Secret of Nihm: 7 Million
An American: Tail: 9 Million
The Land Before Time: 12.5 Million
The Little Mermaid: 40 Million
Beauty and the Beast: 25 Million
Aladdin: 28 Million
The Lion King: 45 Million
Toy Story: 30 Million
Chicken Run: 45 Million
Shrek: 60 Million
Wallace and Gromit: 30 Million
Inflation check, for those made before our time.
Snow White: $22092329.94(22 Million)
Pinocchio: $35536026.87 (35 Million)
Fantasia: $36828246.03 (37 Million)
Bambi: $11812129.36 (12 Million)
Peter Pan: $33692036.57 (34 Million)
Jungle Book: $27133339.82 (27 Million)
Nihm: $17409502.01
American Tail: $18548481.28
Land Before Time: $2484269.54
+Kevin Murphy However, are those adjusted for inflation?
+Kevin Murphy Adjust for inflation.
+Kevin Murphy - Like the others said, you must adjust for inflation. Snow White was made nearly 80 years ago. A dollar back then could buy a full meal at a cheap restaurant and still have enough left over for a newspaper.
El Mariachi.
1992.
Made 2 million dollars and got critical acclaim on a $7,000 budget, which is still $12,006 in today's money.
Yellow Submarine (Adjusted for inflation up to 2016): $1,744,284.66
I’d like to appreciate Doug’s incredible method acting for being able to put his head anywhere near spilled pickles and juice on the floor
I KNOW. I see an image of pickle juice and the smell just automatically comes to me. My job is really unfun whenever they forget to recycle the Pickle bucket.
It's official. If you want a Christopher Lloyd performance even scarier than Roger Rabbit, look no further than the zombie-like, dead faced clipboard guy in Foodfight. 😱
Nobody:
People’s arms in this movie: ↗️⤴️⬅️↪️↩️🔄↖️⬆️↘️
Hey reminds me of
⬆️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ B A START
No it’s more like putting bleach in my eyes. It would be more enjoyable
They took notes from Sonic 06. Literally the hand movement's are similar if not the same compared to Sonic 06.
⬆️↖️↙️↘️⬅️⬇️⤵️🔃🔄🔁↪️↘️➡️⬅️⬆️⬆️↙️⬇️
Food fight is the best I bet your opinion
This movie HAS to be a money laundering scheme.
By some Colombian drug dealer.
Jontron explains what happened to this piece o' shit in his review, to put it shortly: the movie was said to come out in 2003, but EVERYTHING about it was stolen, so they spent 10 years TRYING to replicate it
@@TokyoDrift456 Or, more likely, they took the money from the "investors" (cartels), spent it on "animators" (A shell company run by the cartels that's a business in name only and is actually just an empty building registered as a business), where taxes are paid and the money comes out squeaky clean, they keep 5% of the money to hire some novice animators to churn out this garbage, while crafting a fake story about the theft so the awful quality seems plausible to the public and any federal agents suspicious about where the money went.
Like our school's knitting club.
Maybe it's like the Producers. Someone told them they can make more money with a flop than a hit.
The money was used for the animators therapy bills.
25:19: The fuck? Did the guy behind the motion capture have sudden muscle spasms during production or something?
"Perhaps if I do more ballerina twirls the answer will become clear"
Foodfights animation looks like what you would see in a bowling alley
Hell that's an insult to all bowling alleys
Even a bowling alley has better animation then that
I mean have you seen Moonbeams City, those bowling animations are high art
Well that's just rude
To the bowling alley
Bowling alley animations are a masterpiece compared to this movie!
I was eating some chocolate when the movie said "Chicks dig chocolate" and I had to stop for a moment, look at my chocolate and meditate about my entire life
no regrets.
Cata 2805 Chocolate. . . . I don't know if I can forgive you... . . WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE I CAN FORGIVE YOU!
me: *Eats chocolate*
girl: hey, is that chocolate?
me: yeah, why?
girl: i love chocolate *she'd look at me*
me: _T H O T D E T E C T E D_
me: *grabs her and throws her into a tree*
me: *_T H O T E L I M I N A T E D_*
SNIPINGBLAZER Ok then... Good for you buddy
Stella Lupus
sorry for the shitty joke
"Foodfight is the worst animated movie of all time!"
Rapcity Street Kids: Hold my gibberish speaking grandma.
7:15 is the best part!
7:23 "I pooped myself!"/ " Give him an extra grand for that!"
Give him all our money!
When the Emoji movie is starting to look appealing...
THAT, dear sir, is when the filmmakers of this hunk of shit and vomit knew they fucked up.
At least the Emoji Movie has good art/animation and the characters express emotions!
@@anthonycrowley2264 Is THIS how bad animation has gotten?! THE FREAKING EMOJI MOVIE looks better than this, I watched this movie near a child and he CRIED! GAAAAH!
I’m sorry but that’s not possible
@@rjmantis I tried to stop it, but it's a fixed point in time. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Swear to God who ever tried to steal the footage to this movie was doing a public service. This should never be witnessed.
They were probably trying to bury it forever. Too bad it didn't work.
I will go back in time use a shotgun to kill everyone on the food fight team
you'd think that, but apparently it was the near-finished animation, meaning the had to start over. In other words, they're the reason you've seen better visuals in Drake of the 99 Dragons.
They tried to warn us, they tried to save us, but... we didn't listen
Dunno. If the stolen footage had the same script, yes. If the script was stolen too, and this thrns out to be a rush to make up for $65m with a bag of peanuts, something really good might have been lost.
Okay,but Doug Walker's mental breakdown is one of the greatest performances I've ever seen. I actually dropped a tear.
I can forgive you for giving taco bell it's breakfast menu but getting rid of cartoon network shows that can't be forgiven
Or cancelling Firefly.
What Cartoon Network shows did he cancel? Did he cancel Dexter's Laboratory? Ed, Edd n Eddy? The Powerpuff Girls? Courage The Cowardly Dog? Or did he cancel ALL OF THE ABOVE!?!
Who the hell thought Foodfight deserved 1.7 on IMDB? What one critic came out thinking, "Well. At least it was a movie."
They were mostly joke reviews with a 10/10 rating.
Fun Fact, that last part wasn't acting. He was literally going insane and they recorded him to warn everyone else not to see the film.
I’m not surprised
Awesome reference to batman return at the beginning of your foodfight review 👍
Time stamp plz
@@CTOACN the entire opening is a reference of the most famous scene from Batman Returns in which Selina becomes Catwoman
@@bananaleaf5899 nah man, the scene from Batman Returns is just a reference to this
If there was ever a chance of there ever being a Sam and Max animated movie ever made....well.......THIS movie killed it.
As Phantom Strider once said, "This makes "Chicken Little" look like the Mona Lisa!"
"Honey I'm home."
"Oh I forgot I'm not married."
Oofffffffffff
Big mood
Thats a mood
That... doesn't jive with what I know... Sorry to hear that development.
My life
Rumors say that the Nazi's never opened the real Arc of the Covenant in Indiana Jones. Rather, they unknowingly opened Pandora's Box and got a glimpse of this film trying to escape.
Don't worry, Pit will take her down.
Corvus I’m gonna help Pit he’s gonna need it.
@@Allsparkwarrior47 Now that you mention it... (equips Ultima Weapon and mega evolves) Count me in.
Corvus let’s hope this monstrosity never scars anyone ever again.
@@Allsparkwarrior47 Hear. (gives a few hi-potions) you'll probably need these.
26:57 WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC PERSON WROTE THIS MOVIE?!
Actually it was 4 writers so that makes sense
How much did they hit their heads? Because only a dumbass would let a joke THAT dumb slide.
I love how 30:26 is a cheap, quick joke made by a UA-cam channel and it still looks better than a 65-million-dollar big-budget animated movie
That missle and effect was actually from an old app back when black ops 2 was just released or was about to be released I don't exactly remember but I remember using that app you would record something for like 10-15 seconds and it would add that effect of the hellstorm missile over your recording it was a lot of fun
Honestly, "Kickassia," "Suburban Knights," AND "To Boldly Flee" are better than this!
This film: *exists*
Thanos: Now you understand why the universe needs corrected.
Lets go teamup with thanos to wipe out the universe
"Shit if that was the reason i'd gladly hand over the Stones
To be corrected you may.
No wonder he snapped everyone out of existence
@@thebadger622 if that was the reason i would help him as long as i get the reality stone
Foodfight makes The Emoji Movie look like an actual good movie anda that’s saying something
Wow, an actual compliment,
for The Emoji, that’s rare,
don’t know which film,
should be more embarrassed.
Food fight makes the emoji movie look like toy story,and that's saying something
Nah, that doesn’t mean shit. Like comparing to a person’s turd log to a case of Diarrhea Mesh-Mash. They’re both shit but at least you can quickly dispose of a log while you’d have to take gloves together before cleaning the diarrhea mess below you...
Well, the Emoji Movie never exactly LOOKED bad, per se. The animation was pretty good, considering it was mostly emojis with a dash of real world animation. More than could be said for Norm of the North as well. But yeah. Even the writing was worse by both selling out and being massively inappropriate in Foodfight. Maybe people hate The Emoji Movie more because it came from a major animation studio. But keep in mind; Threshold was trying to become the next Pixar with this flop.
@@mirandalyneetestewart3083 Hmmmmmmm, this calls for a coin flip.
Apparently, someone from the film's production came out on Reddit saying the original files were NOT stolen, but instead, the files were intentionally deleted. That is a shame because according to the user, it was good until Larry Kasanoff seized control of the film and turned it into what it is now.
27:59 At first I was racking my brain trying to figure out how a world-class writer like Lawrence Kasanoff got mixed up in this movie.
Then I realized I was thinking about Lawrence Kasdan, and not the guy who wrote Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
"But enough about me, let's kill you!"
I don't care if I get killed in the comments but this is literally the best line I've ever heard in a movie.
911:911 what's your emergency.
Me: someone thought something
from food fight was good!!!
911: we're bringing in the big guns
weirdlystrange2000 OH MY GOD!!!! SEND IN THE SWAT TEAM!!!!! WE NEED TO KILL THEM!! NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
weirdlystrange2000 it was ripped from something else. it's not even original. ironic.
Despite this movie being the giant piece of horse-shit that it is, it does look like Eva Longoria was trying everything she could to save it...
weirdlystrange2000 I don't know but i have the feeling the joker said this line once
TO BE FAIR, ..... Charlie Sheen just delivered the line awkwardly. It would be fat cat-burgler. The rat is fat and steals cats..... or he steals fat cats....... I'm actually not sure. Never mind. That's the writer's fault.
He's a fat, cat-burglar
Asdf Asdf then why isn't he called fat rat burglar
Chance Mckenzie it's supposed to be fat, cat burglar
I think it's either supposed to be ironic or associate with the fact he's stealing kittens.
Asdf Asdf probably was a cat in the stolen copy and it was too much effort to ask Sheen to do it again.
31:42 I only now just noticed the plaid gloves on Tamara. That joke is so subtle. I didn't notice it until 5 or 6 viewings of this over the course of 3 years! Well played!
?
@@jermallkinley279 The villain also has plaid gloves
By the way, Christopher Lloyd playing a villain who moves unnaturally and is actually a non-human being in disguise? All that's missing is Lady X telling Dex "When I took your girlfriend, I talked JUST! LIKE! THIIIIIS!"
maybe the guy that stole the tape in 2002 just didnt want us to suffer but couldnt stop it ten years later
TheFiremanBG he failed and the human race will suffer for the rest of time because someone got high and went insane good bye cruel world... I'm sad because of the animation I'm done now
Maga cronicals..Well,at least he bought us 10 extra years to live our lives normally 😧
TheFiremanBG Theory, he was a time traveler who saw the original movie cut. It was so bad he went back so it wouldn't be made but, as laws of time travel state, changing the past can have unforeseen consequences, in this case the film came out ten years later equally as bad and twice as poorly animated.
Christopher Lloyd's time machine
He almost saved us from this pile of steaming goat shit.. Couldn't you have destroyed the tape. Why.. WHYYY?!
The US Government is currently considering Food Fight as a form of psychological interrogation to be used on enemy spies. Testing is still underway, but early results have been promising.
Even Satan has banned such forms of torture in hell!
+Pixels Abridged
They've been using the wrong film. "Son of the Mask" is even more psychological than "Foodfight!". 8C
Also, in a way, "Foodfight!" is more watchable than "Son of the Mask"......To me, at least.
Pixels Abridged I heard the poor saps they’ve been experimenting this on can’t stop uttering food one-liners
The test was successful.
I bet this scene can make enemy spies talk 17:01
I think that 20 dollars was spent on this move was actual animation
And the rest of it was crack
Honestly, Jar Jar directing this film just gives us more proof that he's a sith lord, only the most evil sith in the galaxy to do this.
30:07
This came out the same year as Wreck it Ralph, Brave, Paranorman, and Hotel Transylvania. Absolutely unforgivable.
Technically it was gonna come out in 2002, where we already had movies like Shrek 2, Monster's Inc, and Ice age.
Peter Germain Well paranorman doesn’t really fit in that category because I believe it’s actually stop motion.
Absolutely unforgivable. It would be very said if it came out the same year as the first Toy Story.
Eh I'm not a fan of those Disney movies anyway and have never seen Paranorman.
While I don't completely agree with that last one, this is unacceptable.
My theory is that the animators, writers, and directors were all drunk and high at the same time when they greenlit and made this monstrosity.
That is now the official theory for how this film was made. They were all on so much lsd, marijuana, crack and various other drugs plus alcohol that they thought this was actually some semblance of good.
You dont need a story. There Is a simple but amazing explanation of how this Is so bad. Because it isnt the original movie. The movie was 75% done when somebody stole the original footage. They redo the film with only 15% of the original budget and in order to even do that they were trought hell to finish it
i think it was all a scam to siphon money out of a studio
“Alright, guys… what about a dog detective voiced by Charlie Sheen?”
“Good idea, Jerry, let’s go green light it”
“We come up with the best ideas when we’re high”
Came back here to say that there’s actually an official workprint of the original storyboards, similar to Thief and the Cobbler.
I call it the Restocked Cut
The footage theft is actually false, Kasanoff intentionally scrapped the original CGI version in favour of Motion capture, there’s a a documentary called Rotten that talks about this, with several original crew members being interviewed
65,000,000 for this film...
There goes the cancer research!
It gave people cancer
@@dirt2906 This movie was cancer research. And it proved that shitty movies can produce cancer. And make Charlie Sheen insane.
This is a crockpot theory but I think perhaps what happened was that the original movie when it was stolen was still not finished yet and when they took 10 years to remake the film they were working with what little money that had left...I actually have evidence that in early trailers to the film while granted nothing fantastic but there was clearly effort put into the animation such as the characters actually emoting
This movie is considered cancer
Zack Van Delinder Prove it!
"If I had a raisin for every time I heard that:... I'd be dead, because I am a dog."
20:47 that aged like milk
0:00: "I am curious to know what this movie is."
0:32: "Uh... Doug, are you ok?"
1:28: "Holy Shit, what is this movie?!"
33:16: "I understand. You too have my sympathies oo"
The guy that stole the footage bought us 10 years they were a true savior, but they could not stop the inevitable horrors to come
If you've seen the trailer, the movie looked SO MUCH BETTER, whoever stole this film just made things worse.
The strange thing is that no one knows who stole the footage because no suspect has been named publicly and not even a hint on who the culprit could've been.
I feel like the film would’ve been decent if the footage was never stolen. The animation was actually okay and the characters had more emotion than just waving their hands and making weird body motions
@@Thats20percentcooler Well the writing would not change so it would still be one of the worst animated movies
@@elijahyes3110 The original cut of Food Fight would have been an unmemorable cash grab that might have rendered studios too scared to make brand tie in movies. Them stealing the footage might have made the Lego movie possible as Food Fight would have released earlier. This might have prevented The Lego Movie from going into production as it was already in development before Food Fight was released. The nature of the movie industry views everything as a trend instead of individual movies making this a disturbing possibility.
Most of the budget probably went to paying the staff to keep them working on this godawful movie.
I would rather kill myself than working on this.
Agree or be in a high school drama (again) or be in prison
17:04 I’m on the floor laughing!! 😂🤣
10:47 The dog actually reminded me of Sam from Sam and Max!
15:50 I lost it!! 😂😂😂😂😂
How Sausage Party was conceived:
Seth Rogan: *takes a hit from a huge blunt while watching food fight* ...I could do that.
"And... and have a 12-year-old write the script."
I'm still baffled by the fact the film did well in the box office. The film is so bad.
I can porn the heck out of it while bluntly mocking religion and all the hipsters will love it for being soooooo progressive and brave!
Alondro77 Thank God I'm not the only one.
You learn to recognize the trend after a while (about 5 minutes) because they're all.... identical alien plant clones! :O WE HAVE TO STOP THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!
Nostalgia Critic’s a true hero. He did what I couldn’t do: watch the entire movie. Literally zoned out 10 minutes into this film
My family and I took it out of the T.V. screen trying 2 watch it, since the 1st few minutes of it were so bad, we didn’t feel like torturing ourselves.😑😂
;w;
I still can't understand how terrible movies like this are even allowed to air
Ruby Rose probably 2 inspire insecure people about their own stories.🙂😂🤨
@@theoverratedchannel6225 it definitely helps
Ruby Rose yep! After these insecure people look at...these things that consider themselves movies, they’ll feel less bad about their own stories, and b inspired 2 show it off 2 the world no matter the hate or criticism they might get.
Yes I know. I didn’t need 2 explain. But I love explaining, so I did!😂😛
18:40 The fact the Lieutenant is voiced by Jeff Bennett (voice of Johnny Bravo) NOT Tim Curry
18:40. That’s not Tim Curry. That’s Jeff Bennett sounding like Tim Curry
I think the reason the budget was high and the animation so crappy was because someone stole the original version and they didn't have time to properly redo it all. Most of the money went into the original version.
ShadowSonic2 the director also sucked
it didn't really suck they had to remake it that's why it's bad
ShadowSonic2 That was just an excuse to cover where the money went and the garbage movie.
Some of the old scenes were used in a trailer. The animation was better there, but still crappy.
It was also made with motion capture technology that wasn't perfected yet. That and the cast.
When he starts screaming “WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT” I think I pissed myself laughing
It was hilarious. XD
17:02
DH_Artist and when he starts confessing lolol
Does it feel NICE?
I made a mistake taking a bit of cereal at that exact moment 😂
Who knew that Elon was a fan?
30:06 Fact: Lawrence Kasanoff, the producer of the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie, actually directed Foodfight.
all of the arm movement in the movies:
⬅️↙️↩️🔂⬆️↖️⤴️🔄⬇️↕️⤵️🔃🔽↗️↔️🔀➡️↘️↪️🔁◀️🔼🔽
And eays go like 😶
I have a feeling a cheat was activated
General Kenobi!
👆👆👇👇👈👉👈👉 B A START.
@@tonythehappynerd7241
General Groovis: You are a bold one.
Obi-Want to have happy: Wait no I’m not, I have hair, and a beard.
Grievous Groovis: Wait no I’m being literal, I was saying you have the guts to jump in while there’s like hundreds of armed Droids in the area and your in the middle of them.
Obi-Want to have happy: Wait but what does guts have to do with this?
Grievous Groovis:………same thing as being bold, it’s not literal.
Obi-Want to have happy: Wait but bold and guts aren’t the same thing.
Obi-Want to have happy: Guts are intestents (misspelling) and bold is were a men is hairless.
Grievous Groovis:…….oh my god, you don’t even know when to be literal and not to be literal?
Obi-Want to have happy: Funny thing is, I was playing with you.
Grievous Groovis:………………..shoot him down…………………
Edit: Not sorry
Anybody else love it when Critic loses it?
It makes the pain hurt less so yea
It’s me.
oscar worthy of his groundbreaking performance
it scares me sometimes tbh
Yup
27:04 The Critic isn't too far off. From what I read, Charlie Sheen hated the movie and gave the bare minimum performance required to fulfill his contract. Hence why everything Dex says is in an emotionless monotone.
13:33 the sad truth is that according to the horror stories about working on this movie the director allegedly made comments about how he was attracted to the female characters in this movie and allegedly made a nsfw rendering of lady x for him self
"You have to wonder if the director had some sort of other sexual agenda on his mind."
Yes. That is exactly what happened. Larry Kassinoff saw that the animators were playing around with one of the assets and making her look sexy. Larry noticed this and got the idea to have them implement more sex jokes than Big Willy Unleashed. A game that's SUPPOSED to be for adults.
Is that a fact? How do you know?
This is what you get from the producer of Mortal Kombat Conquest and Annihilation.
@@aidanoneill3730 he also directed the bobble heads movie, so it wouldn’t surprise me
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@@carterhinke9845
“Enough about me let’s kill you.” Am I the only one who finds that line really fun
Yes. Nothing in this movie comes close to getting a chuckle.
It was better when Cooler said it.
@@ElHarmonyV I dunno if better but, certainly cooler.
It's the only good line in the movie
Best 2 seconds in this entire movie
23:00 is this because of Whose Line is it Anyway? Like… Wayne Brady was playing a game of “World’s Worst” and the topic was pilot, and he mimed taking a bath, doing self-hypnosis, and meditating. And the filmmakers were like, “Let’s animate that.”
I watch that show and have never seen Wayne do that. What episode was it?
fun fact: Tim Curry isn't in this movie, the voice of who he thought was Tim Curry is Johnny Bravo's Jeff Bennett. He also played Dick Hardly in the powerpuff girls and the Joker in the brave and the bold
Don't forget Dexter's Dad from "Dexter's Laboratory," and the Man With The Yellow Hat from "Curious George."
This movie is so bad that even The Joker will be scared of this.
The only good think about the emoji movie is the animation
Hugh Salin even pennywise
Joker probably funded this atrocity
Appendixless Loser I don’t Joker would want to fund this piece of shit
But would he be more scared of that than the irs
For the record, food fight had 10 years and 65 million dollars to work on
To compare the first Toy Story had 4 years and 30 million to work on
And Toy Story came out on a time where technology was worse
That’s right
Toy story had less time, money, and technology
And yet it’s animation stands up great today
While this movie looks worse than early CGI
HAH FOODFIGHT JUST GOT 10 FUCKING TIMES WORSE WITH THIS CONTEXT!
Actually, all of the footage was stolen, and they had to remake it on a smaller budget, so it’s justified.
This movie had a ten year production and this is what we got
Most of that money probably went to Charlie sheen
REBOOT looks better than this movie.
I love how the beginning of the review is just a huge reference to that one scene from Batman Returns when Selina Kyle has a mental breakdown.
I like to think the reason sunshine went blind is because she was tortured into instanity and the entire third act of the movie is just a hallucination from sunshine as she is isn’t saved and Dex moves on and for her it’s a hopeful alternative reality whilst her body and mind are being mutilated
19:06
Me: is this supposed to parody Casablanca?
19:25
Me: oh no they did a parody of Casablanca.
MPHJackson7 Actually they're shamelessly ripping it off. I'm surprised Warner Bros. didn't sue the makers of this movie.
WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!
Did Kyle's mom hijack your keyboard?
17:04
Me watching this movie: bring it on I’m ready
17:02
Me: i lied I was not prepared for......... WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY CHEESE AND CRAKERS IS THAT FUCKING THING
2015. This feels old.
Help me.
Help us
According to the LostMediaWiki , the original concept of Foodfight materialized in 1997, taking five years to complete before its slated 2002 release. Of course, we all know that it would take another eleven years for the film to be remade and re-released in full after the original version was stolen. This means that some people worked on this movie for 16 straight years. Let that sink in.
7:47
“leftover racism from Transformers 2”
Me; There isn’t any, they used it all!
They didn't.
*Me:
You'd think so, Cody, but... did you watch the rest of the video?
There's Skids and Mudflap...
This movie is so bad where it makes The Emoji Movie look like Toy Story
So which one is worse?
The pathetic corporate cash grab that uses product placement with no restraint?
Or
The pathetic corporate cash grab that uses product placement with no restraint, but is has the worst animation you’ll ever see in your life?
Rogue Rainbow both
And it makes Captain Underpants look like the Incredibles.
Toy Story IS a good movie
Brooks Warner what I mean is Foodfight makes the Emoji movie a masterpiece like Toy Story
26:15 and my mind will never be the same again from looking at that monstrosity
What in the name of god and the mother of Mary did Is the creature?
tf is that
The ending with the critic warning the other reviewers gave me chills
This is one long PS2 cutscene.
insult the PS2 again, I dare you
Kingdom fucking Hearts looked better than this!
@@CyberLink70 the original crach fucking bandycoot looked better
James CyberLink kingdom hearts is love
PS1 you mean!
Never forget the pain, Doug.
Critic has done so many good intros, im SURPRISED he hasnt made an entire movie by himself
Careful what you wish for
He did
Damn, that intro went from a Catwoman parody to an ode to How To Basic in 10 seconds flat 😂
I'm really confused in the first scene with the "fat cat burglar" and just kept wondering how those "kittens (of hell)" didn't fall every time the hand gestures went so high and the basket went upside down
The Critic channeled his inner How to Basic in the beginning.
Nostalgia Critic = How to Basic?? Illuminate confirmed
Yes he is very bright
I liked how he channeled his inner Selena Kyle from Batman Returns.
In the words fo the Renegades, it's not How to Basic unless there's an egg.
I have a question, WHY IS THE DOG PROTAGONIST THE MOST NORMAL LOOKING CHARACTER OUT OF EVERYONE?!
19:03
I can stop playing that jingle for some reason.
Sometimes I think my art looks bad and that I can't write dialogue well in my stories
Then I remember that this exists and suddenly I feel a WHOLE lot better
If only I knew of this years ago.
Same
Seeing this movie makes me feel that i'm a good artist.
Relatable
Me too
"Here's some commercials. For the love of God don't make a movie out of them!"
/youtube plays a movie trailer
same here (conjuring 2)
+Oliver Kill me now Hughes same here!
Same movie trailer!
+Twinleaf2623 Channel cool
Hello, you're on the minecraft forums right?
I'm convinced the original was great, stolen at 98% completion, and this was done with the last 2% of their resources.
Someone may have already mentioned this, but I'm 99% sure "Fat Cat Burglar" is called that because he burgles cats, not because he's a cat that burg--WHY AM I DEFENDING ANY PART OF THIS MOVIE?! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!?! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
I’ve seen deviant art that looks better than this
I've seen early Newgrounds animations that get blammed that look better than this. And somehow sound better, despite being silent.
I've seen overwatch porn better than this
Come to think of it, Foodfight is pretty much Deviantart: The Movie
The music video from money for nothing looks better, and it’s from 1985
Username Goes Here yeah but a part of deviant art actually has really good art
When you're 60 do a nostalgia critic on nostalgia critic
Wonder how that would work.
Now that you mention it, will anyone still be doing this until they're 60? I know 60 year old youtubers exist but will they stay around that long?
@@peelslowly28 Am I the only one who's curious as to how that would work? 🤔
@@Corvus__ He already did one, he did an episode on The Show Must Go On.
@@Ze_eT Send me a link?
15:59 And I thought the Team Fortress UA-cam videos had the weirdest animation.
You just insulted even the oldest TF2 videos.
@@mrhelitosis7564 lol
@@mrhelitosis7564 But some of its animation was at least bad in a good way
@@mrhelitosis7564cry lolololololololololol
Bruh, TF2 animation looks amazing nowadays.
Imagine yourself: just an everyday mutant shopkeep trying to sell some goods to make a living. When suddenly, I. M. Meen comes in and tries to force some shitty product into your shelves.