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  • Опубліковано 6 сер 2016
  • Bad...BAD kitty! The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2003's live adapatation of The Cat in the Hat.
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  • @thequarkchronicles2486
    @thequarkchronicles2486 7 років тому +4758

    "By having grown-up humor, you make it more childish. By modernizing the dialogue, you make it more dated. And by changing the source material, you show how much you DON'T respect what's already perfect."
    I love this.

    •  7 років тому +156

      Third part is a main reason the Mario bros. movie failed, I think.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому +24

      Vriska Serket so true

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому +21

      Pokémaniac Guquiz pretty much

    • @willmanthorpe8437
      @willmanthorpe8437 7 років тому +78

      But the chart says
      📉

    • @torri776
      @torri776 7 років тому +70

      That's a beautiful quote, that insults a BAD movie.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 7 років тому +4362

    "You're FIIIIRRREDA!"
    A grown man.
    A grown man wrote that line, knowing it would be seen by the public.

  • @raven3067
    @raven3067 2 роки тому +469

    *"Good art doesn't come from focus groups and statistics. It comes from people who share how they see things in their own unique way."*
    -Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic

    • @riccardoolago
      @riccardoolago 11 місяців тому +18

      "Well, the chart says..."
      -Analyst 1

    • @marygonzalez2472
      @marygonzalez2472 11 місяців тому +14

      @@riccardoolago I'm not asking the charts, I'm asking you.

    • @riccardoolago
      @riccardoolago 11 місяців тому +12

      @@marygonzalez2472 "Well, the chart says..."

    • @marygonzalez2472
      @marygonzalez2472 11 місяців тому +14

      @@riccardoolago YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH ENTERTAINMENT!

    • @riccardoolago
      @riccardoolago 11 місяців тому +10

      @@marygonzalez2472 "But the chart, says..."

  • @HorrorAndMusicalFan9666
    @HorrorAndMusicalFan9666 3 роки тому +106

    How Mike Myers acted like in the movie?
    95% Austin Powers
    5% the cat in the hat

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Рік тому

      Austin Powers were retarded movies. The first one was the only tolerable one

  • @47Cartoonguy
    @47Cartoonguy 7 років тому +1916

    "i wish i had a different mom"
    "sometimes i wish the same thing"
    that line was really poorly written

    • @brandonthompson8640
      @brandonthompson8640 7 років тому +362

      it makes it sound like the mother wants a different mom too.

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 7 років тому +11

      Me too...like she was out of control and her brother was a control freak.

    • @godrickthegolden7893
      @godrickthegolden7893 7 років тому +87

      47Cartoonguy well the chart says

    • @noided_x2963
      @noided_x2963 7 років тому +94

      47Cartoonguy so......the mom also wishes she that has a different mother?

    • @bugtussle5720
      @bugtussle5720 7 років тому +21

      mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen I think it meant she wants a different son. The Mom's Mom is never brought up as far as I know.

  • @CaptainDoesMinecraf1
    @CaptainDoesMinecraf1 7 років тому +3273

    Well the chart says

  • @kell2967
    @kell2967 3 роки тому +354

    My dad never let me watch sponge bob as a kid bc he saw one episode, and it had an adult joke, yet he let me watch this movie over and over again, to a point where it’s now nostalgic to me...

    • @unwelldanny7108
      @unwelldanny7108 3 роки тому +25

      He probably saw a post-movie episode...

    • @cerabond7650
      @cerabond7650 2 роки тому +21

      I weep for you.

    • @Retrodove101
      @Retrodove101 Рік тому +42

      SpongeBob is mature and sophisticated compare to Mike Myer’s Cat in the Hat. I’m sorry you had a rough childhood.

    • @azazelgrigori9244
      @azazelgrigori9244 Рік тому +9

      I need to know. What episode?

    • @Mister_Oddity
      @Mister_Oddity Рік тому +11

      Was your dad insane

  • @arizonatsunami
    @arizonatsunami Рік тому +116

    In my opinion this is the single greatest Nostalgia Critic episode Doug has made. You can tell he has such passion for his rage.

  • @silentartist4982
    @silentartist4982 6 років тому +1172

    Hey fun fact: I heard Suess's wife was so disgusted with this movie that she prohibited Hollywood from making any live action movies off her husbands stories

    • @keithnicolas3097
      @keithnicolas3097 6 років тому +37

      Silent Artist oh yeah why do i see. The grinch coming up

    • @gabrieltallent8080
      @gabrieltallent8080 5 років тому +22

      And somehow it was all downhill from there

    • @owynpeschke3797
      @owynpeschke3797 5 років тому +45

      Silent Artist god bless her soul

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 5 років тому +6

      Silent Artist, Yep. :)

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 5 років тому +15

      not all great artists' spouses put the work of their lost beloved one over easy money... Majel Rodenberry did let Kevin Sorbo make a crappy series out off her husband's notes ("Andromeda")

  • @faolan1686
    @faolan1686 6 років тому +1032

    "You're everything that's wrong with entertainment"
    "But the *chart* says."

  • @thatocelot879
    @thatocelot879 3 роки тому +258

    "When did Marge Simpson mutate with Alfred E. Newman?"
    On a similar but unrelated topic, both Things are voiced by Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer Simpson.

  • @rogue7723
    @rogue7723 3 роки тому +441

    What's scary about this movie aside from the imagery is the fact that _Universal Studios_ still has some merchandise of this.

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 2 роки тому +22

      Really? I went to Universal months ago and only saw regular Cat merch, I almost asked about the 2003 film, but they probably would've banned us.

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, I find it scarier that any merchandise of this disgrace to dumpster fires sold ANY merch...

    • @mariobabbo3497
      @mariobabbo3497 Рік тому +8

      Even many viewers were strongly offended how many adult jokes were in this movie.

    • @The-Great-Bukini
      @The-Great-Bukini Рік тому +5

      Last year at my local comic book store i saw an old toy from the movie on display. It was a remote controlled S.L.O.W. And it had the cat in it. Which looked more like the one from the books.

    • @apollorock3r244
      @apollorock3r244 Рік тому +4

      It’s even weirder given that Warner Bros. is now in charge of movies based on Dr. Seuss.

  • @viktors5507
    @viktors5507 7 років тому +5177

    This movie was so bad that Seuss' wife forbid Universal to do any other live action movie from his books. can't blame her...

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 7 років тому +227

      wait really?

    • @BenJPics9925
      @BenJPics9925 7 років тому +265

      +tjlnintendo True story.

    • @deadchannel4792
      @deadchannel4792 7 років тому +180

      The truest of souless never listen. And Universal is one of them.

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 7 років тому +259

      Yep! Then they just went to CGI and Seuss kept spinning >_

    • @GuyWithThePie
      @GuyWithThePie 7 років тому +110

      tarrker Apparently she likes the CGI adaptations from what I've heard.

  • @jalencampbell8807
    @jalencampbell8807 4 роки тому +3654

    What did Mr Krabs say in that one Spongebob episode?
    Mr Krabs: The children? I don’t care about the children, I just care about their parent’s money. Ah, the fact that their feeble minds are easily manipulated by cheap playgrounds and talentless clowns is no skin off my nose.
    That’s the producers of this movie.

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 4 роки тому +128

      Holy crap that's 100% accurate.

    • @AnthonymarioOrozco
      @AnthonymarioOrozco 4 роки тому +38

      Merchant Ziro ikr

    • @jalencampbell8807
      @jalencampbell8807 4 роки тому +64

      Merchant Ziro It’s almost as if Mr Krabs helped produce this crap.

    • @grantcole1898
      @grantcole1898 3 роки тому +68

      Survival of the fittest, SpongeBob. Survival of the fittest.

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 3 роки тому +24

      @@grantcole1898 It was his hat Mr Krabs. He was number one

  • @rayzain7686
    @rayzain7686 2 роки тому +69

    Poor Sues, he may be a children’s writer, but he is still one of the best writers of all times. May he Rest In Peace… And we can all agree with Critic.

    • @GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps
      @GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps 8 місяців тому

      Fun fact dr seuss hated kids. Not a joke.

    • @rayzain7686
      @rayzain7686 8 місяців тому

      @@GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps I don’t know why but I found that kinda funny, even though I shouldn’t. Even getting a theme park section for kids in Universal studios is kinda comical.

    • @GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps
      @GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps 8 місяців тому

      @@rayzain7686 i know but is it bad that i think that this is better than the lorax. At least this follows the basics of the orginal. The lorax 2012 can go die in a hole.

    • @rayzain7686
      @rayzain7686 8 місяців тому

      @@GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps Yeah same, I kinda like the cat in the hat more due to nostalgia.

    • @GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps
      @GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps 8 місяців тому +1

      @@rayzain7686 and the lorax movie betrays the book and kills its dog and burys it in detroit.

  • @ricucci-hillmusic
    @ricucci-hillmusic Рік тому +47

    I may be an outlier here... but I actually like this movie more as an adult. I know it is by no means a good Dr. Seuss movie, but the almost meanspiritedness of it gets me chuckling. This feels like an adult swim version of the story and it actually a quite a fun ride now as an adult in a way it wasn't as a kid.

    • @matityaloran9157
      @matityaloran9157 6 місяців тому +11

      It would have worked better as a parody of the Cat in the Hat than a direct adaptation

    • @user-eo5sn9yt1u
      @user-eo5sn9yt1u 5 місяців тому +3

      It does feel like a robot chicken sketch.

    • @tyrukid
      @tyrukid 4 місяці тому

      Thats Funny 4:13

    • @tyrukid
      @tyrukid 4 місяці тому

      I watch it when i was 10 years old the most or 8 actually

    • @awesomeplushproductions
      @awesomeplushproductions 4 місяці тому +3

      @@matityaloran9157that’s how I feel about it. If you look at it not thinking about Dr Seuss it’s unironically hilarious, but if you look at it as an actual Seuss film it’s freaking awful

  • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
    @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 7 років тому +2109

    "but the chart says"
    I think this is how DC movies are made

    • @Weda_Bretajune
      @Weda_Bretajune 7 років тому +76

      well the chart says...

    • @OverLorD768
      @OverLorD768 7 років тому +81

      "People don't know what's best for them and if you will give them the same crap they'll just keep asking for the same crap".
      And that's how Marvel movies are made.

    • @Flamestar320
      @Flamestar320 7 років тому +24

      Nope, the chart is used for Michael Bay movies.

    • @mr.meeseeks8567
      @mr.meeseeks8567 7 років тому +1

      Lmao! simple minds like you make me feel better.

    • @mattmason7321
      @mattmason7321 7 років тому +23

      Honestly, the DC movies are so far from what the cooperate studio would actually creatively do with them it's not even funny. That's why they do the butcher edits at the last minute to try and force turn something well made into one of their cookie cut cash ins. Compare Watchmen and BvS theatrical cuts to their director's cuts, they aren't even the same movies.

  • @carnage2512
    @carnage2512 4 роки тому +513

    "Why does he look like a cat?"
    ".....Because he's a cat...."

    • @jasminschmalzl
      @jasminschmalzl 3 роки тому +19

      That's me while babysitting. Sometimes I hate kiddos so much

    • @sullysquid674
      @sullysquid674 3 роки тому +5

      his face was just like --- nostalgia.critic.exe has stop functioning -------

    • @jestershat66
      @jestershat66 3 роки тому +2

      No
      The original cat looks like an alien

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 роки тому +1

      @@jestershat66 But he still resembles a cat, doesn't he?

  • @JesusMartinez-rr2ry
    @JesusMartinez-rr2ry 3 роки тому +158

    My Favorite Moments Shortcuts:
    4:12 YOU'RE FIRED!!!
    4:21 Not Caring Meter
    4:49 Coraline
    5:19 Stephen Hawking
    5:41 I wish I have a different mom
    7:26 The introduction of your worst nightmare
    7:53 Ran out of Rhyme
    16:12 Uh Oh!
    16:24 The Count counted Eight Times Dr. Seuss Rolled in his grave
    16:40 Worst Switch-Up Ever!
    19:29 Does anyone knows what that stands for?
    19:39 The Count Returns
    20:05 Shoehorned Advertising
    20:47 New Dr. Seuss Logo
    22:09 Painful and stupid

    • @haileyelliott3676
      @haileyelliott3676 Рік тому +5

      Super hydrolic instantaneous transporter:
      S.H.I.T

    • @jordanwelch6972
      @jordanwelch6972 Рік тому +5

      @@haileyelliott3676 NINE! That's NINE TIMES Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave! HA! HA! HA!

    • @MaxBunny7902
      @MaxBunny7902 Рік тому

      "Dirty hoe!"
      "Eight times Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave!"
      "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter."
      "Nine times!"
      You're telling me Dr. Seuss didn't roll in his grave during the piñata scene?

  • @your_name_here2158
    @your_name_here2158 Рік тому +47

    I'm not sure who plays Evilina but she is beautiful. Also she does a good job with the expressions and reactions in these skits.

  • @waitssharpe7491
    @waitssharpe7491 6 років тому +2174

    When this video has more character development than the actual movie

    • @hailanluu2169
      @hailanluu2169 5 років тому +90

      and better jokes

    • @obiwanhighgroundkenobi
      @obiwanhighgroundkenobi 5 років тому +21

      666 likes huh? Would be a shame if someone, LIKED IT

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +9

      True

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 4 роки тому +18

      Well, except for the muppet Count Dracula that pops up stating how many times Dr. Seus rolled in his grave every time a dirty joke is brought up in the film.

    • @gersonbercian3654
      @gersonbercian3654 4 роки тому +1

      Stonks

  • @Elfos64
    @Elfos64 5 років тому +729

    I once heard someone say that "even if they dug up Dr. Seuss's body, strung it up in a tree and beat it like a piñata, they still wouldn't have been as disrespectful to his memory as this film". I agree.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 4 роки тому +23

      I once heard that hyperbole is only cute in fiction, but in reality it is usually 10x worse. I agree.

    • @Keanuthelegend
      @Keanuthelegend 4 роки тому +14

      Troy Wright I once heard that “trying to make yourself sound smart by using semi-complex sentence structure and vernacular while also spinning a persons joke on themselves only makes you look like a dick for no reason, especially if said person didn’t do or say anything wrong and you’re just trying to find a reason to assert authority in a situation that doesn’t require you to assert authority.” I agree.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 роки тому +4

      Except it shows all of the themes of the book. The book isn't big enough to make into a full length feature film, so they use the IDEAS shown in the book and translate it into the film.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 4 роки тому +7

      @@Keanuthelegend hyperbole/jokes are funny only in fiction.

    • @bbolin5626
      @bbolin5626 4 роки тому +7

      HappyLarry polar express was also a small book but the new scenes integrated better in the movie than this.

  • @cliffordjackson5604
    @cliffordjackson5604 2 роки тому +47

    Critic's final monologue hit me right in the feels. Sitting here like, "Preach it brother!"

  • @hayleyrobetoy147
    @hayleyrobetoy147 3 роки тому +177

    As a kid, I was scared of Mike Myers on The Cat in the Hat DVD case and never got to watch it. Thank the Lord I didn't watch it. My childhood was saved.

    • @willbiesen8031
      @willbiesen8031 2 роки тому +7

      Aw man, lucky.

    • @ollye4513
      @ollye4513 2 роки тому +4

      I found it funny some strange reason

    • @amazingkidsstudios109
      @amazingkidsstudios109 2 роки тому +3

      I found in my attic once, in a dvd box.

    • @jag92949
      @jag92949 2 роки тому +3

      You should have matched the Mike Myers in “Halloween” instead.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Рік тому +2

      Did you hide it behind the shelf, too?

  • @327Soccer
    @327Soccer 3 роки тому +837

    16:43 For those unaware, due to copyright issues, they had to remove what makes this scene even more crazy than what can now be shown. When Cat gets hit in the nether region, he hallucinates himself swinging on a swing in a dress to the tune of Easy by Commodores while a unicorn whinnies in the background.

    • @omegacolossus
      @omegacolossus 3 роки тому +104

      Now it’s just seems like poorly edited screaming.

    • @ignorant1126
      @ignorant1126 3 роки тому +54

      Ohh I was wondering why they didn't show the actual clip

    • @KC-zi7pw
      @KC-zi7pw 2 роки тому +75

      Don’t worry we all remembered what happened. Never forget.

    • @WanderingRonin509
      @WanderingRonin509 2 роки тому +23

      Yeah I was wondering why it didn't show I remember watching this on a reaction channel and seeing this joke then I watched here and it was cut out and I was like.....what? Wait did my phone glitch went back and went yeah nope it was edited out

    • @jabarithegoldenlucario8841
      @jabarithegoldenlucario8841 2 роки тому +17

      Oh I know that scene. I saw it on the DVD I have for this movie.

  • @d.lan3y
    @d.lan3y 5 років тому +573

    Seuss books knew how to talk to us like children but treat us like humans who could understand, learn, think, and feel. That's why we loved them so much. They didn't talk down to us.

    • @burningeclipse2700
      @burningeclipse2700 5 років тому +17

      Seuss's books should not be adapted to the big screen at ALL

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 4 роки тому +9

      Most of these books shouldn’t be adapted to the big screen like “A Wrinkle in Time”.

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 4 роки тому +3

      Well... It's complicated.

    • @sarahwoods2017
      @sarahwoods2017 4 роки тому +2

      You put this perfectly

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 3 роки тому +1

      500th like!

  • @Yohanan552
    @Yohanan552 Рік тому +16

    That existential crisis you have after the "hit in the nuts" scene was gold

  • @dawg4546
    @dawg4546 3 роки тому +68

    You gotta give credit to Doug Walker and to the other cast as well for watching these so we don't have too. Because to be honest, this movie is the pain that's literally a lain on which they didnt fall asleep too unlike everyone else would've.

    • @darthmummy7889
      @darthmummy7889 2 роки тому +1

      Why do you idiots hate on this film like u love the original dr sues books the cat in the hat is a classic and funny as i swear by this film it’s brilliant

    • @thatoneguy5343
      @thatoneguy5343 2 роки тому +2

      @@darthmummy7889 What. The. F***???

    • @awesomeplushproductions
      @awesomeplushproductions 6 місяців тому

      I feel like this film could literally kill somebody if watched it

  • @giuseppeianniello1998
    @giuseppeianniello1998 3 роки тому +786

    The Horrible Cat Movie Trilogy:
    1. The Cat in The Hat (2003)
    2. Catwoman (2004)
    3. Cats (2019)

    • @g-man1745
      @g-man1745 3 роки тому +41

      Mother of God. It all makes sense now.

    • @DairyBastardGOW1
      @DairyBastardGOW1 3 роки тому +16

      So thats what happened with that scene in the middle. He got hit in the jellicle balls

    • @AnimeLover-lr3qx
      @AnimeLover-lr3qx 2 роки тому +7

      I know this is old, but in my opinion Cats wasn't so bad!

    • @robogod5433
      @robogod5433 2 роки тому +11

      @@AnimeLover-lr3qx I think that it was the character design that threw people off. It’s kinda creepy. Not saying I did like the one however, just a hunch

    • @LiquidArmProduction
      @LiquidArmProduction 2 роки тому +3

      Does the trilogy get better as it goes along? I still haven’t seen Cats (2019)

  • @boisegameshowguy
    @boisegameshowguy 5 років тому +1271

    I just read today that after this version of “The Cat in the Hat” premiered, Dr. Seuss’ widow actually imposed a BAN on further live action films based on his work.
    Good call, ma’am

    • @georgehutter339
      @georgehutter339 5 років тому +72

      I agree that was the best idea in the history of ever because they made this a drug trip and a half

    • @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy
      @PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy 5 років тому +28

      Tho the recent animated ones aren’t that great either

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 5 років тому +19

      @@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy the power of legal loopholes!

    • @BenJPics9925
      @BenJPics9925 5 років тому +40

      Well unfortunately, she died a month or so after 2018's The Grinch came out so it looks like Hollywood can probably do what they want with Suess's Books again.

    • @boisegameshowguy
      @boisegameshowguy 5 років тому +19

      Ben Johnson If they screw up Oh the places you’ll go, I will avoid it like I avoid gas station sushi 🍣

  • @jamesdigennaro6705
    @jamesdigennaro6705 3 роки тому +29

    That last bit is relevant considering that Seuss is getting cancelled.

    • @towelkit4651
      @towelkit4651 3 роки тому +6

      Jokes on the SJWS --- -Dr Suess sales are skyrocketting xD

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 2 роки тому +3

      How do you cancel someone who is dead? He's long gone. Witch hunt over.

    • @staC-wh6ik
      @staC-wh6ik 2 роки тому +1

      @@towelkit4651 What SJWs? LMAO it was Dr Seuss' book company who decided to pull off sales some rather unknown Dr. Seuss' book with "racially insenstive" depictions. Get over with this "cancel culture" scare.

    • @LooneyCartoonMan
      @LooneyCartoonMan 2 роки тому

      How stupid and privileged are you? Dr. Seuss is not cancelled because his company called Dr. Seuss Enterprises have removed 6 obsure works of his which you might never heard of for having racial stereotypes which are And to Think That I Saw It at Mulberry Street, McElligot's Pool, If I Ran the Zoo, On Beyond Zebra, Scrambled Eggs Super and The Cat's Quizzer. What news I talked about is the same thing with Fox News brainwashed people of believing The Muppet franchise is getting "cancelled" because some episodes of The Muppet Show have a political correctness disclaimer on Disney+, Mr. Potato Head getting "cancelled" because the franchise has been renamed into Potato Head while going gender-neutral while still having Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head with redesigns, Pepe Le Pew getting "cancelled" because he got removed from Space Jam: A New Legacy after Charles M. Blow (columnist of The New York Times) tweeted three reasons of why he said Pepe Le Pew "normalized" rape culture in a column he created called Six Seuss Books Bore a Bias (which he also said Speedy Gonzales is a Hispanic stereotype and Mammy Two-Shoes from Tom and Jerry is an African-American stereotype) despite he is not a rapist himself and finally Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs getting "cancelled" after two people said the problem of Snow White's Enchanted Wish is Prince Charming kissing Snow White without consent which that was stupid for them by saying that.

    • @LooneyCartoonMan
      @LooneyCartoonMan 2 роки тому

      @@staC-wh6ik Don't worry, he is privileged and why he Joe Biden as Hitler in his profile picture.

  • @cerabond7650
    @cerabond7650 2 роки тому +66

    I think I finally realized what makes Twitter users so batshit insane...
    They grew up with movies like these.
    *Simple as that.*

    • @smiththeinspiringanimator7042
      @smiththeinspiringanimator7042 Рік тому +3

      Okay,I never been on Twitter before...

    • @smiththeinspiringanimator7042
      @smiththeinspiringanimator7042 Рік тому +1

      So I'm not really sure.

    • @AshParth560
      @AshParth560 9 місяців тому +1

      @@smiththeinspiringanimator7042 If ya wanna know, I wouldn't worry since it's gotten more dumb these days, plus being called X nowadays.
      Even why I've deleted my account a couple of weeks ago so yeah, ya not missing out much but psychos and crybabies in every corner.

    • @onision_archive
      @onision_archive 9 місяців тому +2

      finally someone who gets it

    • @TMF979Resurge
      @TMF979Resurge 2 місяці тому

      So the next time you need an media influence to blame.
      Just give The reins of Dr. Seuss to the most talentless half of Hollywood.
      And watch them render your children insane.

  • @dionaeamuscipula6649
    @dionaeamuscipula6649 7 років тому +2807

    I just started watching Nostalgia Critic. I don't know what the hell is going on, but I like it

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  7 років тому +372

      +Jeremy Leer
      Welcome!

    • @dionaeamuscipula6649
      @dionaeamuscipula6649 7 років тому +68

      :)

    • @briansetters1304
      @briansetters1304 7 років тому +113

      Jeremy Leer Trust me, it'll get weird, the things he reviews will make you cringe, but you'll get a laugh outta it.

    • @woddles6710
      @woddles6710 7 років тому +47

      Jeremy Leer He's like the movie version of JonTron

    • @atomicgamer1069
      @atomicgamer1069 7 років тому +24

      dude i feel you i just started watching today.

  • @Obsessor23
    @Obsessor23 7 років тому +297

    Suess' widow actually declared that there are to be no more live-action movies based on the works of Dr. Seuss, she hated Cat in the Hat so much.

  • @freeziac
    @freeziac 2 роки тому +43

    I've watched this review multiple times, and I love Doug's reasoning every single time. It's incredibly deep and nuanced, and can pretty much apply to any bad movie now and in the future.

  • @excitablepack7076
    @excitablepack7076 2 роки тому +7

    “Good art doesn’t come from focus groups and statistics, It comes from people who share how they see things in their own unique way.”
    - Nostalgia critic 2013

  • @ryanlesner4716
    @ryanlesner4716 4 роки тому +683

    " If your house is messy you're fired."
    Hmmmm a wrongful termination lawsuit sounds like a lot of fun.

    • @willmanthorpe8437
      @willmanthorpe8437 4 роки тому +40

      Bold of you to assume there is law in the world of The Cat in the Hat.

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 4 роки тому +25

      @@willmanthorpe8437 Why else does the cat clean everything up at the end? He is concealing his crimes. He is whipping down the crime scene.

    • @willmanthorpe8437
      @willmanthorpe8437 4 роки тому +15

      @@ryanlesner4716 he cleans up the house because he knows that if he doesn't, a couple of guys in cheap clip on ties will be at his door with nail-laiden baseball bats. He fears how cheap hitmen can be to hire.

    • @ryanlesner4716
      @ryanlesner4716 4 роки тому +1

      @@willmanthorpe8437 The guys from pulp fiction then...

    • @Em_Elizabeth
      @Em_Elizabeth 3 роки тому +8

      My mom only let us watch this movie in the Spanish dub (to make the viewing experience "educational") and after the movie ended she said, "The only thing you learned from this was how to say 'you're fired' (despedido) in Spanish!"

  • @herrerasaurstudios7028
    @herrerasaurstudios7028 4 роки тому +658

    "Better than the last name we had: Super Hydrolic Instantaneous Transporter"
    "Oh! You mean this movie!"

    • @danofsteel785
      @danofsteel785 4 роки тому +45

      9! That's 9 times Dr. Seuss rolls in his grave! AH AH AH AH!

    • @unfunnyman241
      @unfunnyman241 3 роки тому +13

      Ha ha what a funny and original joke

    • @konnorfoxworth9632
      @konnorfoxworth9632 3 роки тому +22

      Sugar Honey Iced Tea from Madagascar was better tho.

    • @SilverSting420
      @SilverSting420 3 роки тому +10

      @@konnorfoxworth9632 I've heard that phrase so many times but I'm only just figuring out what it means. Man, I'm stupid.

    • @claireglover1391
      @claireglover1391 3 роки тому +9

      DR. Sueis under his grave: My wife and I disowned this movie and all of the rest of the other adaptations. JUST STICK TO THE BOOKS!

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 2 роки тому +26

    If I become a director, I would make a Dr Seuss movie that was respectful to the source material.

  • @awesomeplushproductions
    @awesomeplushproductions 5 місяців тому +4

    You know, I feel like some of the jokes might have worked if it wasn’t about a Dr Seuss book

  • @jessebrucepinkman9834
    @jessebrucepinkman9834 4 роки тому +2568

    Wrong the Cat in the Hat is one of the greatest horror movies ever.

  • @theraginginfernape9496
    @theraginginfernape9496 4 роки тому +465

    Animated Dr Seuss: Lovely, funny and actually faithful to source
    Live action: Poop, butts, CG people. Also banned after the very next movie

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 4 роки тому +24

      The live action Grinch isn’t that bad.

    • @charliesketchman4337
      @charliesketchman4337 4 роки тому +9

      irkenus The animated and live action are equally bad

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 роки тому +22

      Charlie Sketchman The ORIGINAL animated ones, the 2D ones are good. The 3D ones...not so much.

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 роки тому +10

      Wonder how Critic would react to Green Eggs and Ham on Netflix

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 роки тому +2

      That'd be interesting.

  • @slashermaster28
    @slashermaster28 2 роки тому +11

    Each time I watch one of these reviews now, I think of how interesting it would be to see Doug make an editorial on Green Eggs and Ham. The title could be 'Where Green Eggs and Ham Went Right' or something along those lines.

  • @patrickd.397
    @patrickd.397 Рік тому +24

    Some of my favorite NC episodes are the ones where he takes time at the end to explain why the subject is a good example of how NOT to do a thing in fiction. It’s like a creative writing class that I snuck into and didn’t pay for.

  • @NashTheBlade
    @NashTheBlade 5 років тому +493

    One thing to note....Mike Myers was FORCED to play in this movie....So yeah, we had a missed opportunity for an "under contract" joke here from the Critic of old

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 років тому +13

      He did those?

    • @JustinCoasters
      @JustinCoasters 5 років тому

      Cause the Dieter movie he wrote wasn’t good

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 5 років тому +3

      It made me think even Seth McFarlane would`ve been a possible candidate for the Cat in the Hat because HE`S known for humor like that but the execs went with Mike Myers just because.

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 4 роки тому

      I’m also surprised Doug didn’t make a joke about the Piñata in the background with the cat’s likeness. It reminds me of the scene from Spawn where the Violator has his own car freshener. How that’s possible is never explained.

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 4 роки тому

      @@shadowspider9t was even so that they decided to have The Cat laugh over and over throughout the film mostly because Shrek laughs at his own jokes, as for this film, the took it too literally.
      "Hey, you know when Mike Myers voiced Shrek? Every bit of humor and in-jokes made that film a huge success so lets see what he could do with THIS film! But don`t forget to add in pop culture references because no one else does it better than Mike Myers!"

  • @wiibrockster
    @wiibrockster 6 років тому +333

    Even The Simpsons made fun of this movie. Homer played The "Fat" in the hat and when he died he said "I'm scared of nothing not even hellfires just don't let me played by Mike Myers"

  • @smiththeinspiringanimator7042
    @smiththeinspiringanimator7042 Рік тому +17

    6:38 And that movie has a beautiful soundtrack!
    Edit: Trust me if you seen the movie you would know what I'm talking about and trust me when they played the ending credits music I actually cry every time.

  • @mika9383
    @mika9383 3 роки тому +15

    For as bad as the Grinch is, I will give it credit that it least it tried to have coherent story to compensate for all its inadaquencies, even if it's not told well it's there. Plus, the adult jokes in there compared to the Cat in the Hat were toned down at least and were kept to a minimum, and were used sparingly throughout the film. On top of that, it did at least tried to be faithful to the book andthe cartoon in some places like they were trying to adhere to the spirit of the book like the part where he goes to Whoville and steal Christmas and where he learns a lesson about Christmas not coming from a store, even if it's not done or told well it was there.

  • @GingerSnape46
    @GingerSnape46 5 років тому +676

    Universal did this
    Hoping they'd make a billion.
    But if Seuss were alive
    Then this movie would kill him.

    • @Nicolas-pf8vp
      @Nicolas-pf8vp 5 років тому +14

      *clap clap clap*

    • @thesaxophonist343
      @thesaxophonist343 5 років тому +9

      Oh this killed him again

    • @La-Machina
      @La-Machina 5 років тому

      Qgain

    • @boisegameshowguy
      @boisegameshowguy 5 років тому +1

      20:05 If they included that toilet, using my pants would suddenly not be embarrassing at all.

    • @clarkmorgan4199
      @clarkmorgan4199 5 років тому +2

      And DreamWorks did this because of they made Shrek!

  • @randomdude-4353
    @randomdude-4353 4 роки тому +187

    "D I R T Y H O E ! "
    -Mike Myers

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 4 роки тому +12

      I’m sorry, baby, I love you!

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 4 роки тому +15

      “Eight! That’s eight times Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave! Ah-ah-ah!”

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 3 роки тому +4

      Time to die!

    • @TheDocOfFlop
      @TheDocOfFlop 3 роки тому

      😑

    • @jastrongames790
      @jastrongames790 3 роки тому

      *was using a hoe to make ground for my melons* HEY, YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

  • @Em0yama
    @Em0yama 11 місяців тому +10

    This is one of the best if not THE BEST Nostalgia Critic review so far. He doesn't just review the movie, he exposes the problems with every bad adaptation of a kids book and gives us a deep meaning of what they trurly are meant to be

  • @trial_with_an_error9687
    @trial_with_an_error9687 7 років тому +1800

    Who else thinks sequel month should make a return?

    • @GentPix
      @GentPix 7 років тому +15

      Yeah, it should!

    • @coltonm3888
      @coltonm3888 7 років тому +6

      Hell yeah, that'd be awesome.

    • @ianofwater5188
      @ianofwater5188 7 років тому +11

      yeeees. Or a reboot/remade-month

    • @epicmiatello
      @epicmiatello 7 років тому

      Yes

    • @MichaelAnthonyPresents
      @MichaelAnthonyPresents 7 років тому +9

      Yes and Inspector Gadget 2 should be one of the reviews cause that movie is one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen

  • @spider-alpha2042
    @spider-alpha2042 7 років тому +743

    that speech by critic is actually great

    • @chayce3205
      @chayce3205 6 років тому +54

      ToolCoolKid when doug.. I mean critic goes into his little rant and or speeches they're all really good.
      I can't think of a single bad one.

    • @kishinpower3317
      @kishinpower3317 6 років тому +22

      ToolCoolKid to bad he was wrong about this movie fading from our memories

    • @christiancrusader9374
      @christiancrusader9374 6 років тому +22

      kishin Power but it didn't leave an impact like the book

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 6 років тому +6

      Caleb Brazeau it left an impact both ways: the movie how NOT to make a dr suess movie, and the book was already explained

    • @christiancrusader9374
      @christiancrusader9374 6 років тому +1

      ilopominecrafter i meant it didn't leave nearly as big as an impression as the book

  • @markponce6211
    @markponce6211 2 роки тому +9

    And the original animated version had the characters speaking German and writing random letters and numbers on random things in the house.

  • @Sherneo_Blightshade
    @Sherneo_Blightshade Рік тому +6

    16:43 *Rest in peace: Context*
    Thanks, copyright.

  • @Rodan16
    @Rodan16 4 роки тому +846

    Came here from the Cats trailer. Looks like Mike Myers isn't the worst cat after all.

  • @twilyx3604
    @twilyx3604 5 років тому +648

    Audrey Gisel the wife of Dr. Seuss himself said that she hated this movie so much. That there would be no more live action adaptations of the properties of Dr. Seuss. Thank the lord.

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG 5 років тому +13

      But the corporations had enough, they don't want this "ban" in place, so had her killed.

    • @cowmoo5596
      @cowmoo5596 4 роки тому +9

      @@AnonymousFrogNG Now this is a conspiracy I can get behind

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 4 роки тому +1

      @@AnonymousFrogNGs it was mostly the producer`s fault.

    • @i.d.p.dhandsomejack3914
      @i.d.p.dhandsomejack3914 4 роки тому

      Twilyx360 I'm imagining that Eveline as gaige from Borderlands and nostalgia critic as Leon from the remake of Resident evil 2

    • @drixyjude9874
      @drixyjude9874 4 роки тому +1

      Twilyx360 and mike Myers hated it too

  • @Tor-Erik
    @Tor-Erik 2 роки тому +5

    Poor Dr. Seuss,
    this cat fell flat.
    His widow wanted it family-friendly,
    but Universal denied that.

    • @nathanielpatterson-rc9dq
      @nathanielpatterson-rc9dq 10 місяців тому +2

      Then Audrey Geisel, who didn't like what the film had in store, decided there shouldn't be live-action adaptations anymore.

    • @Tor-Erik
      @Tor-Erik 10 місяців тому +2

      Cat in the Hat, weak and flat.
      This excuse of a movie is such a brat.

  • @mrhelitosis7564
    @mrhelitosis7564 2 роки тому +8

    People at age 5: This is the greatest film ever
    People at 13 or higher: This is the worst film ever

  • @jaycraw6978
    @jaycraw6978 4 роки тому +1063

    My mom never let me watch this movie as a kid...
    Now I understand...

    • @camwintlenewell6448
      @camwintlenewell6448 3 роки тому +91

      That’s a good parent

    • @allystitcheskurta
      @allystitcheskurta 3 роки тому +25

      Same. I was also scared of him as a kid. He was just so freaky looking.

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 3 роки тому +6

      @@nathanharris6450 is that luke Skywalker's wife?

    • @IllustrationMCJng
      @IllustrationMCJng 3 роки тому +10

      I think i actually had nightmares of this movie when i was a kid. **Shudders**

    • @jaycraw6978
      @jaycraw6978 3 роки тому +3

      @@nathanharris6450 ayyyyyy!!!!!!

  • @camthebcvlogger_9204
    @camthebcvlogger_9204 7 років тому +142

    So wait, does that mean that Cat broke the 4th wall before Deadpool did.

    • @tisynk
      @tisynk 7 років тому +30

      CamtheBCVlogger _ a lot of characters did

    • @karilari8057
      @karilari8057 7 років тому +6

      +CamtheBCVlogger _ well, at least Deadpool did the first 4th wall break inside of a 4th wall break...I think

    • @camthebcvlogger_9204
      @camthebcvlogger_9204 7 років тому

      Kari Lari that is true

    • @camthebcvlogger_9204
      @camthebcvlogger_9204 7 років тому +3

      Protonimus Prime yes it does

    • @georgecoomber5071
      @georgecoomber5071 7 років тому +1

      fancy mcwiggles bob joe but she-hulk did it first

  • @JohnSmithIlIlIlIl
    @JohnSmithIlIlIlIl Рік тому +12

    I love this episode! I hope the actress playing Evilina is doing well.

  • @coldnosefingers4295
    @coldnosefingers4295 Рік тому +28

    10:57: “Pedo smile” and “happy-I-shit-my-pants” 😆

  • @redcandlejm3155
    @redcandlejm3155 7 років тому +327

    Jim Carrey did seem like he was trying to emulate the original Grinch performance but Myers' performance here just seems like a flimsy parody of the original Cat

    • @netraft_4435
      @netraft_4435 7 років тому +21

      He sounded like someone combined a Jewish mom, a cat, and mike Myers

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 7 років тому +20

      You thought Mike Myers was scary in Halloween, you haven't seen this shit yet.

    • @heropon12l9
      @heropon12l9 7 років тому +30

      i agree. Jim Carreys truly did capture the essence of the grinch's character. his performance makes the film a guilty pleasure of mine

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 7 років тому +16

      Seriously, he's just so *awkward* in that suit. He seems like a third-rate kid's birthday party clown who never watching himself in a mirror to see what his motions actually looked like to an audience. He's just Mike Myers doing Mike Myers schtick, but in a really bulky and unexpressive costume.

    • @bananajoe3461
      @bananajoe3461 7 років тому +2

      its sad. I love Wayne's world and the Austin Powers trilogy

  • @mariekano9730
    @mariekano9730 5 років тому +449

    Man Jim Carey as the grinch was amazing. He owned that movie

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 років тому +55

      Marina Syndulla Yeah he did. Because Jim Carrey is such a force of personality, and his voice for the Grinch was great too, even if it came across as a semi-Sean Connery type voice, he still made it his own. Although, the designs for the Who's, didn't look right at all, they looked kinda weird. But the dog and the little girl were cute. And, the message was STILL the same as in the original book and the classic animated movie. And, let's NOT forget that they ACTUALLY gave us a reason as to WHY The Grinch hated Christmas! They knew they didn't have to, but did anyways, and did it in a way that made sense. Plus, he's Jim Carrey, he could make almost anything work, dude/ma'am.

    • @darkangel9104
      @darkangel9104 4 роки тому +6

      Same is my childhood movie

    • @iggelpiggelshow6856
      @iggelpiggelshow6856 4 роки тому +9

      Hi am from 2019 and am hare to tell you that Jim Carey is back in the new sonic the hedgehog movie playing as egg man

    • @itstimeforplaytimewithmakl9685
      @itstimeforplaytimewithmakl9685 4 роки тому +2

      Ya he rocked that movie it was *soooo good!*

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 4 роки тому +2

      @@shawnfields2757 dr eggman Jim carrey

  • @sammuelcruz4169
    @sammuelcruz4169 3 роки тому +8

    I like it how Zubub A.K.A Devil calls critic just to say “What?!” When Critic said Mike Myers was not as funny as everyone used to think he was. 😂

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 10 місяців тому +1

      I find mike myers to be hilarious! I love him as shrek and austin powers!

  • @leonardosomma4196
    @leonardosomma4196 2 роки тому +7

    "In the gricnh, everyone looked like a demon possessed hungry hungry hippo!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my favourite Doug Walker line ever! And that's saying alot!

  • @whitesabbath6581
    @whitesabbath6581 3 роки тому +301

    R.I.P. Kelly Preston
    (1962-2020)

    • @watchforever1724
      @watchforever1724 3 роки тому +15

      Damn I had no idea she passed away

    • @rikkilouisebugglez1
      @rikkilouisebugglez1 3 роки тому +6

      whos kelly preston

    • @Einar730
      @Einar730 3 роки тому +25

      @@rikkilouisebugglez1 The actress who play the mom in this movie, and i think she was married to travolta

    • @rikkilouisebugglez1
      @rikkilouisebugglez1 3 роки тому +4

      @@Einar730 oh. Thx

    • @Dino23968
      @Dino23968 3 роки тому +11

      Her performance in this movie was literally one of the only few good points of the movie itself

  • @ariannatuttle8170
    @ariannatuttle8170 5 років тому +467

    They removed the part of the movie where the cat is in a dress on a swing with a unicorn from the review. Probably copyright issues but after watching this review so many times it was super confusing for a second. 😅

    • @jeremyriley1238
      @jeremyriley1238 4 роки тому +23

      Could be, since I saw a clip with the "happy place" and it seems the song used was copyrighted.

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 4 роки тому +18

      They could have left it in, though, as this IS a critique.

    • @nicole.-.3
      @nicole.-.3 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah I was so confused
      I come back to this review sometimes because I really like it and it was super weird when the scene didn't happened xD

    • @MasonSoloMcFly
      @MasonSoloMcFly 4 роки тому +11

      No wonder why I noticed it was gone. It all makes sense now

    • @mr.mondomacho6815
      @mr.mondomacho6815 4 роки тому +19

      Thanks UA-cam, removing funny parts and stuff in videos from many channels due to copyright laws. The way UA-cam addresses this is so stupid, it’s downright nauseating. This is why people prefer Hulu, Netflix and even Amazon Video over UA-cam as a streaming service.

  • @martinhodges572
    @martinhodges572 3 роки тому +5

    Okay, let's be fair here, some of the scenes in this film were hilarious.
    "I'll get you, and I'll make it look like a bloody accident!"
    "You're not just wrong, you're stupid."
    "A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea," but I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the 12-year-old drive!""

  • @thomasshaxon479
    @thomasshaxon479 2 роки тому +9

    I like the message that children's books are timeless

    • @benjaminrosloff4518
      @benjaminrosloff4518 7 місяців тому

      I agree with you, reading the books by Dr. Seuss is better than seeing the films based on the books.

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 4 роки тому +256

    I'll agree, Jim Carrey was actually DECENT as the Grinch, he did a good job

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 Рік тому +34

      “Decent?” No, he was great as he always is

    • @charliecomer6001
      @charliecomer6001 Рік тому +24

      ​@@nsasupporter7557 at least he was consistent with what Seuss offered, to an extent

    • @CantRead1
      @CantRead1 10 місяців тому +17

      He literally carried the Grinch.

    • @masedaace5473
      @masedaace5473 9 місяців тому +11

      He did what he could given the circumstances. That's just the magic of Jim Carrey. I hope he has a good retirement.

    • @nathanblevins9870
      @nathanblevins9870 8 місяців тому +7

      He had a thing that this film did not had.
      It called effort

  • @proteus2103
    @proteus2103 4 роки тому +324

    "This isn't Doctor Seuss! This isn't even pre-med school Mr. Seuss!"

    • @chaddoesthings6298
      @chaddoesthings6298 4 роки тому +14

      I get it's r/wosh funne joke but Dr Seuss was never a doctor or went to medical school,he's only called dr because his mom wanted him to be a doctor,seuss was his mother's maiden name also

    • @joey1723
      @joey1723 4 роки тому +4

      @@chaddoesthings6298 Oh wow, didn't know that! Thanks for the info

    • @miguelmercer2377
      @miguelmercer2377 4 роки тому +1

      @@chaddoesthings6298 cool

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 4 роки тому +1

      Its not even adult content war cartoon seuss

    • @martinhodges572
      @martinhodges572 4 роки тому +2

      This is just...
      GRAND METROPOLIS!

  • @ultimatealdo1922
    @ultimatealdo1922 9 місяців тому +2

    Trivia: the trees you see in the mother of all messes are based off the Lorax

  • @shmoopy3528
    @shmoopy3528 3 роки тому +12

    22:37 Peter Jackson fortunately understood this when making LotR

  • @m3gAm37aLmAnX
    @m3gAm37aLmAnX 5 років тому +228

    Rachel: "Mr. Critic, is that what happens when Pepe Le Peu makes whoopie with Ronald McDonald?"
    Critic: "Yes, yes it is..."
    Rachel: "I'm afraid..."
    Critic: "We all are..."

    • @matt-ss7nt
      @matt-ss7nt 5 років тому +2

      i have not slept after seeing him i can hear his laugh in my nightmares

    • @thescreenslaver8520
      @thescreenslaver8520 5 років тому +1

      MegaMetalManX
      We were then and we are now

  • @user-qo6dh2ot4h
    @user-qo6dh2ot4h 7 років тому +233

    This is the best film adaptation of Stephen King's It to date

  • @gabrielalmond3363
    @gabrielalmond3363 3 роки тому +9

    1. Instead of going to just stare at the sun I would’ve just taken a visit to dr. Seuss’ grave and just I’m sorry
    2. What you said about people forgetting these movies is actually pretty true because before I saw this video I completely forgot that this movie even existed

  • @jacksonmonk6525
    @jacksonmonk6525 3 роки тому +14

    Everything about this review Kinda reminds me of how everyone hates Teen Titans Go

  • @ToonfieldAnimations
    @ToonfieldAnimations 5 років тому +306

    Did... did they really have to cut out the "getting hit in the balls so hard he ended up on a swing with a dress" because of copyright infringement??

    • @dubbingcollapse9966
      @dubbingcollapse9966 4 роки тому +46

      Right?! I rewatched it today and directly recognized this is missing.
      I thought my phone would play it wrong.

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein 4 роки тому +12

      Probably because of the song they played during that scene in the movie.

    • @rilluma
      @rilluma 4 роки тому +10

      hey you can see the cut. i remember that part

    • @nonamej1591
      @nonamej1591 4 роки тому +4

      I thought it was cause of the song that played on that scene

    • @thomascunningham7807
      @thomascunningham7807 4 роки тому +1

      Toonfield Animations yeah I saw that 2

  • @a1z158
    @a1z158 4 роки тому +231

    The thing about Seuss was that he understood that the extremes most children's material push are actually aren't practical and that moderation is usually the best option.

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 4 роки тому +13

      A1Z1 “But the chart says-“

    • @electri-citywatts
      @electri-citywatts 4 роки тому +8

      @@estheay3611 im not asking the chart im asking you *turns of chart*

  • @henryisthere
    @henryisthere 3 роки тому +5

    Omg! I loved the “We’ve got to have money!” Tony Jay clip and then the Cha-Ching clip! Great touch!

  • @collinsnider4179
    @collinsnider4179 2 роки тому +9

    To be honest, that guy catching the girl as she falls may be the only decent scene in the whole movie 20:53

  • @prussiangermansoldier2987
    @prussiangermansoldier2987 4 роки тому +226

    Cats trailer: *looks like hell*
    Cat in the hat: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

    • @valenzuelasstudios1838
      @valenzuelasstudios1838 4 роки тому +6

      I understand your Kung Fu Panda reference.
      Who looks more disgusting
      Cat in the Hat vs. Cats

    • @CXR-gk4lw
      @CXR-gk4lw 4 роки тому +2

      the cat in tHE HAT even if the Cats movie is crap, your own movie has bull who scat. The movie of yours literally has adult jokes, and mostly appeals to main stream rather than being fath full to Dr. Seuss.

    • @CXR-gk4lw
      @CXR-gk4lw 4 роки тому +2

      the cat in tHE HAT b r u h have you even seen the penis joke in the movie. That’s how low your movie is. It’s not as bad as the Cats movie, definitely not, but I think even the emoji movie is better than yours.

  • @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824
    @izaacgoudreaureloaded6824 4 роки тому +382

    14:49 “Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.”
    We all cringed

    • @Bostonterrierslol
      @Bostonterrierslol 4 роки тому +22

      Izaac Goudreau Reloaded I want to cut his fingers off

    • @onefastrax5431
      @onefastrax5431 4 роки тому +9

      @@Bostonterrierslol at least his tail was

    • @cupidmanna8951
      @cupidmanna8951 4 роки тому +2

      Yep...

    • @Mcsquizzy7
      @Mcsquizzy7 4 роки тому +2

      U

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms 4 роки тому +13

      Actually, what's cringe isn't the joke itself. If nobody laughed, it would have just ended and everyone would have forgotten it. It's that it gets dragged out in a total of six - yes, six - finger snaps.

  • @bloodystatic4156
    @bloodystatic4156 8 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact: I went to Volo Auto Museam and guess what I saw on display? It was the Cat in the Hat suit that Mike Meyers wore in the live-action Cat In The Hat movie!

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 4 місяці тому

      I saw it too last year and not going to lie, even without Mike Myers in the costume, just looking at it, the Cat is still creepy. 😬

  • @MegaMario5671
    @MegaMario5671 Рік тому +3

    4:21 Actors in the not caring meter from bottom to top:
    Keanu Reeves as Neo in The Matrix Revolutions
    Tommy Lee Jones as Harvey Dent/Two-Face in Batman Forever
    Dennis Hopper as King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.
    Russell Crowe as Javert in Les Misérables
    Halle Berry as Patience Phillips/Catwoman in Catwoman
    Jeremy Irons as Mage Profion in Dungeons & Dragons

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue 4 роки тому +2341

    That hand sanitizer factory is everyone’s candy store now.

  • @Alext-wx7hr
    @Alext-wx7hr 6 років тому +545

    “But the chart says” 😂

    • @iamgay128
      @iamgay128 6 років тому +16

      WHO TURNED OFF THE CHART?! DID YOU TURN OFF THE CHART?!

    • @MobCrusher
      @MobCrusher 6 років тому +4

      Lone Wolf YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH ENTERTAINMENT!!! 😂

    • @themarylandgoatman4475
      @themarylandgoatman4475 5 років тому +1

      @@MobCrusher well the chart says...

    • @thomasjefferson7535
      @thomasjefferson7535 5 років тому +1

      You no what (animate chart to horrible scenes)

    • @shawnfields2757
      @shawnfields2757 5 років тому +1

      The Goatman I'm not asking the charts, I'm asking YOU!!!

  • @bboof2624
    @bboof2624 11 місяців тому +3

    Unfortunately, Mike Myers is NOT the scariest black and white cat-man
    James cordon holds that’s title in Cats

  • @SephonDK
    @SephonDK Місяць тому +3

    NC's jokes can be hit and miss, but the "But the chart says" gag is iconic.

  • @restingsadface
    @restingsadface 7 років тому +458

    For a while I thought that
    Mike Myers and Michael Myers were the same person 😂
    Edited: wow thanks for the likes (:

    • @legosimonify
      @legosimonify 7 років тому +14

      do you think that it would of ironic if mike myers was played by micheal myers

    • @legosimonify
      @legosimonify 7 років тому +2

      or the other way around sorry i got them mixed up they have the same names

    • @dannigro8794
      @dannigro8794 7 років тому +26

      Jinx. Was.Here. Michael Myers would've made a better Cat in the Hat.

    • @legosimonify
      @legosimonify 7 років тому +2

      Dan Nigro yea that could of made the cat in the hat less creepy in this movie

    • @jayo1212
      @jayo1212 7 років тому +7

      Mike Myers really needs to do a Halloween spoof!

  • @vallytine
    @vallytine 7 років тому +408

    I personally think the kid's snappiness at his mom is justified.
    She wants to send him to fucking military school. That's hell.

    • @vallytine
      @vallytine 7 років тому +9

      Try hyperbole? As for troy I guess I stand corrected.

    • @goldengifts3830
      @goldengifts3830 7 років тому

      Valerie Aust true..

    • @mr.cyclops6081
      @mr.cyclops6081 7 років тому

      Valerie Aust you have a point

    • @ellakaale
      @ellakaale 7 років тому +2

      Valerie Aust well the chart says

    • @carlosrosado6130
      @carlosrosado6130 7 років тому +7

      Ella Kaale *stops you before you finish and slams your head into the concrete*

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 2 роки тому +31

    "They don't need to be changed, they don't need to be fixed."
    Cancel Culture in 2021: *rly?*

    • @LooneyCartoonMan
      @LooneyCartoonMan 2 роки тому +3

      There is no such thing as Cancel Culture attacking Dr. Seuss, it's because 6 obsure works of Seuss are removed from publication for having racial stereotypes by Dr. Seuss Enterprises, Inc. (Company of Dr. Seuss and his estate) and those are And to Think I Saw It at Mulberry Street, McElligot's Pool, If I Ran the Zoo, On Beyond Zebra, Scrambled Eggs Super and The Cat's Quizzer.

  • @DreFromMaine8472
    @DreFromMaine8472 2 роки тому +2

    "We've GOT to have.......MONEEEYYYY!" "Chi-CHING!" LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

  • @aidandevine5228
    @aidandevine5228 5 років тому +412

    16:40 "Oh they finally hanged him that's nice."

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 4 роки тому +13

      Oh that would be wishful thinking.😏

    • @t.m.83
      @t.m.83 4 роки тому +5

      A man can dream Aidan, a man can dream.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 4 роки тому +15

      He cut out the part where he transports to a dreamland because of the music, from his original review upload

    • @BestTimes8812
      @BestTimes8812 4 роки тому +3

      @@troywright359 I thought this was different? They could have played the clip but without the music, that part of the video doesn't make sense anymore if you haven't seen that one clip.

    • @juliacortez5516
      @juliacortez5516 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @itspronounceddie8129
    @itspronounceddie8129 7 років тому +534

    the acting in this video is better than the acting in the actual movie.

    • @amagespigott437
      @amagespigott437 6 років тому +21

      Lala Awesome of course it is, and it's purposeful, critics episodes were purposefully budget. It just fit with the humour.

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 6 років тому +1

      The latin american Dub of this movie managed to t east make this movie a "So bad you laugh" movie. the dub actors had charisma actually

    • @trippcory
      @trippcory 6 років тому +1

      Say what you will about the later sketches, but the early ones I thought were actually pretty funny, especially in here

    • @levinix5792
      @levinix5792 6 років тому +1

      Lala Awesome Agreed, Critic gave one of the best speeches I have ever heard.

    • @nikopteros1659
      @nikopteros1659 6 років тому

      and that isn't saying much

  • @KrispyRodent
    @KrispyRodent 11 місяців тому +2

    6 years later and these videos are still feel like they could have been posted yesterday.
    Truly timeless.

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 2 роки тому +2

    To quote Morticia Addams from the 1993 film..."Oh no...he lives."

  • @KeeferJ
    @KeeferJ 4 роки тому +681

    23:12-24:13 That is one of the most beautiful speeches the Nostalgia Critic ever says that insults a bad movie. And he's right; stories like The Cat in the Hat had well thought morals, beautiful drawings and funny stories had helped shape our childhoods and given us great entertainment and I agree with him when he said when Dr. Seuss got it right, he got it right. And to be honest, The Grinch is the only live action adaptation that I like because it stayed true to the book, despite it having some adult jokes, but the thing I loved most is that Jim Carrey was funny and outstanding in this, whereas The Cat in the Hat doesn't stay true to the original story and has too much adult humor.

    • @ivantheriddler4873
      @ivantheriddler4873 3 роки тому +25

      Agreed

    • @jay-2004
      @jay-2004 3 роки тому +36

      Even Dr Seuss’s widow approved the Grinch movie, unlike this garbage

    • @KeeferJ
      @KeeferJ 3 роки тому +4

      @@jay-2004 Did she?

    • @jay-2004
      @jay-2004 3 роки тому +13

      @@KeeferJ yep! You can search up. And trust me, if she didn’t, we wouldn’t and shouldn’t got Cat in the Hat

    • @jay-2004
      @jay-2004 3 роки тому +12

      @@KeeferJ I think she approved the Grinch, because despite some of its flaws, it still stay a bit faithful to the source material