Y'all will take the most out of context scenarios and be like "this is why we need to bring back bullying." Bro you are not in school, anymore, shutup. 😂
My favorite part was at the end when Patches says he's committed to getting good and sharing his progress with us and then his gameplay shows him accidentally hitting a bumper and getting launched into the Shadow Realm.
Okay, what I’m getting from this Fortnite mod is they did not shrink the hitbox for the smaller model. It looks like he didn’t even touch the bumper to send him careening to a building!
What do you mean she made an amazing change, she went from the fat kid to not the fat kid. That's something that should be celebrated, right Illymation😏
Just shows how much of a G he is. Havent heard of him before, but because of this Drama i actually started watching some of his stuff and hes genuinely a good UA-camr.
@@_ANDRE. Literally same the first 3 videos of his I seen where from this drama but the way he actually investigates things beyond a single google search makes his content so god damn good. Plus you know, being reasonable and logic based is always a nice plus.
Thank you Diesel, this video gave me so much inspiration to achieve my own goals and beat the odds. Seeing you get bullied about being so cancerous to that game and then become a pro instead of striking all of our channels for revenge is truly something. You do Dhar manns job for him💖
why is this one of the funniest random ass recommended videos ive seen in a minute. Its only hilarious to me because my partner and I played baby run and it was the funniest shit we've ever played
To be fair, it’s true. But you can’t tell me you didn’t get at least somewhat frustrated with his atrocious gameplay. He failed the first jump several times. That’s gamer journalist levels right there. 😂😂😂
I bet that Diesel Patches was the kid that tried to fit the triangle into the square hole. Honestly, It wouldn’t surprise me if he still hasn’t figured that shit out yet!!!!!
While what you did is not forgivable, I can commend your grind to try and better yourself. Thank you for instead of just saying sorry and doing nothing apologizing AND doing better, we need people with more resolve like you in the world.
man I am like five layers deep into the drama about the drama about the drama of the drama and I don't even know what's going on any more but if you have a livestream of you playing this game I'd watch it
Thanks for trying to improve your gameplay and because of that it helped motivate me to improve my relationship with my dad. I'll start talking to him now.
Thank you diesel, today has been kinda shit and rough and I felt so tired and alone and this video put a smile on my face, even for just a few moments, It helps me get through this crappy thing we call life.
Ngl I feel them the whole time watching that, but at the the same time that's not the reason I watch your videos. So nobody should be upset. Unless they themselves are projecting their own failures and insecurities on to you
I know it took a lot of strength to address this. I know I'm gonna get shit for this, but I have faith that every word you said was genuine and I will continue to watch your content.
Bro sounded like Cartmen when he said fuck you guys
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
fuck you guys, I'm going home.
screw you guys, im going hooooooooome
Sure thing, what’d you have in mind
He sounded nothing like that
this is why bullying works well done everyone
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
No bullying suppresses people's actual selves.
@@MrPillowStudios And some "actual selves" are undesirable to the rest of humanity.
@@ScrubbaDubDubThis sounds like projecting, not gonna lie.
Y'all will take the most out of context scenarios and be like "this is why we need to bring back bullying." Bro you are not in school, anymore, shutup. 😂
My favorite part was at the end when Patches says he's committed to getting good and sharing his progress with us and then his gameplay shows him accidentally hitting a bumper and getting launched into the Shadow Realm.
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
It, among many other moments in the video, was quite comical and gave me a chuckle.
Okay, what I’m getting from this Fortnite mod is they did not shrink the hitbox for the smaller model. It looks like he didn’t even touch the bumper to send him careening to a building!
I appreciate you taking responsibility for your actions, ethanol stitches.
ethanol stitches is wild 😭
What😭💀
We don’t forgive you
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
Someone take away his xbox bruh 😭😭😭
Oh hell nah
we don't trust you
Then get out of here
No sigh in the beginning
This is a good apology video.
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
Nah, the sigh is the crucial necessity you need.
@@p-__ Your like Braxton Payne on a Goons video
He's missing the Ukelele tho
THERES ONLY ONE BEER LEFT!
It’s okay glorious king I love you.
👀
Pornbot + simp?! No f-ing way
Brutal, now women have entered the competition to who would avoid making Diesel be virgin at 40
Doing tricks on it
You are my sunshine! My only sunshine! We love you my glorious black king!
"While my awesome gameplay is going on in the background"
**fucking dies**
DUDE I JUST COMMENTED THE SAME THING BUT WORDED DIFFERENTLY AND JUST NOW SEE YOUR COMMENT
He owned up and changed more than Illymation did in 2 weeks lmao
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
What do you mean she made an amazing change, she went from the fat kid to not the fat kid. That's something that should be celebrated, right Illymation😏
I've seen toddlers own up to things faster than her.
@@ultradeathboynow that’s some meatriding if i ever see it
@@debuGNIt was clearly sarcasm
It was even funnier to see TBYS comment on the video not for the main idea of the vid itself, but the background gameplay happening.
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
Just shows how much of a G he is. Havent heard of him before, but because of this Drama i actually started watching some of his stuff and hes genuinely a good UA-camr.
@@p-__184.9135.12
@@_ANDRE. Literally same the first 3 videos of his I seen where from this drama but the way he actually investigates things beyond a single google search makes his content so god damn good. Plus you know, being reasonable and logic based is always a nice plus.
I wasn’t expecting him. Idk why it was funny
Better apology than 80% of youtube
The fact that this is better than 99% of actual apologies on youtube really speaks for itself
This whole video made me die laughing 😭
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
the sad spongebob music in the background had me dying 🤣
Seriously, I was wheezing at some of those roast comments being read in Diesel's monotone voice.
Rest in peace king
And he continues to miss the fucking platforms in the gameplay background while reading how much he fucking sucks for missing the platforms 😭💀
0:30 *OH SHIT THAT'S ME!!!*
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
@@p-__you are his farts
We are ashamed of you
Lmao yeah
youare flart
Thank you Diesel, this video gave me so much inspiration to achieve my own goals and beat the odds. Seeing you get bullied about being so cancerous to that game and then become a pro instead of striking all of our channels for revenge is truly something. You do Dhar manns job for him💖
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
REAL
Word 🔥
why is this one of the funniest random ass recommended videos ive seen in a minute. Its only hilarious to me because my partner and I played baby run and it was the funniest shit we've ever played
My farts are better than Diesel’s farts 💨
Diesel is not beating the bad at video games allegations
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
Bad at Fortnite gorilla parkour allegations*
Which is arguably worse.
@@p-__ i believe it
@@Fck_the_atfI can excuse the rocket league footage, but baby gorilla parkour run? Jeez Diesel 😂
he just needs family guy and subway surfers in the corners to boost his skill
Much needed. Your gameplay caused my entire family to not love me for liking your videos.
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
@@p-__proof?
@@p-__ i need to smell them to make sure
@@p-__make a video we need to compare
@@uuoc Based diesel fanbase is more unhinged than the bot comments
the irony is my name before I changed it to landmn was cabbagepatch and it was inspired by you lmao
this getting out of hand.. now there are two of them
My farts are better than Diesel’s farts 💨
@@p-__ what kind of sentence is that😭😭😭
"If you're bad at videogames, you're bad at life." - SsethTzeentach
I need that gorilla game.
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
Why lol but I assume it's a creator game in fortnite you can probably find. Also wtf I didn't know you watched Diesel Patches.
@@wealthybone2990 I have been a fan for years
If you do gameplay can you purposefully fall off the platform so people think I’m not that awful?
@@Memology101 Somehow I didn't know but that's cool and I'm glad, well I hope you have a great day.
Truely one of the apologies of all time
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
That ain't no apology, he told us to go f ourselves.
But I loved it nonetheless.
This is the best youtube apology
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
@@p-__ prove it
1:18 holy crap that’s me!
my farts are better than diesels farts
Nice work
Honey, wake up! New Diesel Patches drop 😱
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
@@p-__let’s see if your right
Drop into the void
yea he dropped from the platform
LMFAOO had me scared for a sec 😭
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
@@p-__My farts are better than yours
gasoline plots never fails to fill me with his delightfully glazed cream
2:35 mf really said "I'm only human after all" 💀
It’s okay glorious king I love you
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
@@p-__Proof?
You are my sunshine
@@opinionatortv6457my only sunshine…
@@opinionatortv6457My only sunshine *LeBron fades onto the screen*
Everybody has poor performance sometimes, it’s nothing to be ashamed of
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
@@p-__that's true (I'm smelling them under your floorboards)
To be fair, it’s true. But you can’t tell me you didn’t get at least somewhat frustrated with his atrocious gameplay. He failed the first jump several times. That’s gamer journalist levels right there. 😂😂😂
Saul?!?!
I love this channel lol
Thank you for making me laugh every video, no matter how crazy life gets
I bet that Diesel Patches was the kid that tried to fit the triangle into the square hole. Honestly, It wouldn’t surprise me if he still hasn’t figured that shit out yet!!!!!
3:06 why didn’t you just go right😭
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
@@p-__ Very reasonable and thought out reply 👍
He's still training
came for the apology stayed for the baby fortnite Parkour
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
“While this awesome gameplay is going on in the background…”
(*dies immediately)
i dont forgive you wiesal hatches unless u oil up
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
🥵🥵🥵
🥵🥵🥵
The gameplay looks me running from my dads belt when i learned to walk
1:31 BRO😭
Finally someone who takes responsibility
Lmaoo didn't expect my comment to show up but I'm glad it motivated you! 😂
The fact he didn't even finish the stage in this video smh 😔
While what you did is not forgivable, I can commend your grind to try and better yourself. Thank you for instead of just saying sorry and doing nothing apologizing AND doing better, we need people with more resolve like you in the world.
1:12 "super awesome gameplay" 😂😂
Your gameplay reminds me of that Game Journalist who got stuck at the Cuphead tutorial.
The way the baby hit the wall at the end 💀
Welcome to the gaming community.
Diesel we aren't even a minute in and you immediately miss the easiest jump of your life.
Waiting for Papa Diesel's Ukele Apology video next.
That leap of faith at the last second was a fine cherry on top
i was happy that this would finally be a good youtuber apology video, then you bombed at the ending jesus
My farts are better than Diesel’s farts 💨
I'll be praying for you 🙏
Diesel ain't getting out of the bad at video games allegations 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
man I am like five layers deep into the drama about the drama about the drama of the drama and I don't even know what's going on any more but if you have a livestream of you playing this game I'd watch it
I don’t think i’ll be able to watch any of your videos the same again after learning this. Really let me down man.
Bruh this has always been a running gag and you even left for milk after it once 💀 glad to see you have improved your gaming knowledge
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
You've earned a sub
The channel you covered getting in on the hate is comedy gold
Thanks for trying to improve your gameplay and because of that it helped motivate me to improve my relationship with my dad. I'll start talking to him now.
Glad you learned how to actually land on some of the platforms and not the water in the game
3:02 No you won't
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
0:45 bro still can't land on the platform
Diesel you always get me to the finish line when watching your videos so I only hope with my support you can get there too
i love how this is indirect commentary on illymination
DADDY DIESEL CAN'T HANDLE CRITICISM. SMH right now.
I agree with them , just play google dinosaur game at this point
“While this awesome gameplay is going on in the background”
*falls to his death*
Truly inspiring stuff. Im proud of you dp.
31 views 59 sec? Fell off
Your gameplay is even more painful to watch considering you're trying this time
Bro I was thinking this when I watched it but I never commented or realized it became this big of a deal, this is hilarious
Thank you diesel, today has been kinda shit and rough and I felt so tired and alone and this video put a smile on my face, even for just a few moments, It helps me get through this crappy thing we call life.
Y'all getting mad over gameplay😭
This is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
Diesel making a better apology video than every apology video on this platform combined
Happy how this channel is not dead anymore. And it’s great to see everyone seems very nice in this community xd
petroleum bandages is my favorite furry streamer 🙏🙏
I thought diesel patches had pulled a tnickle…
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
might be the best youtube apology video of all time
The internet will clown on anyone at this point
To Diesel Patches, if you want a real challenge. Play Pizza Tower.
Trust me, things go from 0 to 100 really fast!
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
No fortnite baby gorilla obby is the peak of the gaming industry
I love how Diesel Patches just says f u and plays the same game in the background 😂
Edit: 2:24 YO WTF?
one of the most DIABOLICAL diesel videos i have ever seen
for some reason this showed up on my recommendation, I never watched the guy but nice work fellas
Haha, Daddy Diesel Patches can’t play for shit XD 😂😂😂😂😂😮😮😮😮😅😅😅😅😅
(This physically hurt to write)
My farts are better than Diesel's farts
My wife divorced me because of the gameplay
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
was wondering when this video was gonna be made.
Ngl I feel them the whole time watching that, but at the the same time that's not the reason I watch your videos. So nobody should be upset. Unless they themselves are projecting their own failures and insecurities on to you
1 view in 17 seconds bro fell off
What are you down syn-
2 hrs and only 21 likes 😬 bro never took off
Yup ... fell right off the platform (again)
128 likes in 48 seconds. Fell off.
My farts are better than Diesel's farts.
Yeah he fell of the platform like 35747447 times
Imagine if all those hate comments are Ilymations fans that she sent to you
I know it took a lot of strength to address this. I know I'm gonna get shit for this, but I have faith that every word you said was genuine and I will continue to watch your content.
My farts are better than Diesel's gameplay.
No MY farts are better than Diesel's gameplay
No mine is!
1 view u fell of
Man I love watching the videos for the info
Well played with the jump at the end😂😂
my god, finally a UA-camr that will work to fix his skill issue
good for you Diesel
Glad to see your trying to improve,
I still have cancer though
3:03 you're trolling at this point diesel 😂😂
This is one of the best opologies ever
The apology video we didn't ask for, but it was the apology video we needed.
Its always the audience that the biggest opps