Pekora wants a Minecraft pet but ends up killing several hundred animals instead (Hololive)

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

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  • @des_nousagiqop8230
    @des_nousagiqop8230 3 роки тому +3639

    Plot twist:
    Ruka/Luka, the other dolphin who escaped was the one who tipped of the police leading to her arrest.
    Ruka/Luka is currently undergoing PTSD therapy sessions

  • @silver5341
    @silver5341 3 роки тому +2198

    "Life is short"
    And it's even shorter if you are around Pekora

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  3 роки тому +388

      I actually typed in chat "you're the one shortening it"

    • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
      @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 3 роки тому +60

      @@Nekomikuri Lmao

    • @amebee709
      @amebee709 3 роки тому +11

      I heard dying shortens in even more

    • @mxiicro7903
      @mxiicro7903 3 роки тому +4

      @@amebee709 nah bro dying kills you

    • @amebee709
      @amebee709 3 роки тому +7

      @@mxiicro7903 no, it shortens it by 100%

  • @Kazu-don
    @Kazu-don 3 роки тому +3351

    To sumarize:
    ~Rabbit: made one suicide, suffocated one with sand, bonked one
    ~Pillager: took one as a war prisoner and killed his friends in front of him and then left him there
    ~Dolphin: took them to the nether
    Yep, just what I expect of my favourite war criminal

  • @nicholaset3587
    @nicholaset3587 3 роки тому +3772

    gotta love the pekobrain for thinking that a sea creature can survive a hellscape dimension for a few minutes

    • @alexjustalexyt1144
      @alexjustalexyt1144 3 роки тому +264

      I mean minecraft doesn't really make sense in general, when parrots first came out you had to tame them with chocolate chip cookies even tho in reality they are poisonous to parrots

    • @josej543
      @josej543 3 роки тому +124

      @@alexjustalexyt1144 And dolphins are aquatic mammals, they have lungs.

    • @josej543
      @josej543 3 роки тому +142

      But it makes sense because dolphins can die of depression.

    • @Emyrsbeard
      @Emyrsbeard 3 роки тому +12

      peko logic

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 3 роки тому +35

      That's not the logic, bruh..
      Pekora take it to the land because she thought they really can stay outside of the water. Because it's. She bring it so far to the nether because they can stand there.
      BUT she dont know that these dolphins need to go to water for some times.
      She's not stupid. But she sometimes miscalculated some stuff. Because her overconfident thing XD

  • @a6s3
    @a6s3 3 роки тому +2446

    Don't let all these deaths distract you from the fact that this was her last stream as a free woman.

    • @JM_Tushe
      @JM_Tushe 3 роки тому +132

      NGL, I panicked for a moment…

    • @kuroyasha4414
      @kuroyasha4414 3 роки тому +179

      #FREEPEKO

    • @Yenrei
      @Yenrei 3 роки тому +155

      These deaths were homicides, and probably the final straw for said arrest.

    • @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm
      @ahmedbaumusvonderstamm 3 роки тому +50

      You had me in the first half not gonna lie

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 3 роки тому +8

      I'm your last stream as a free woman buster!!

  • @ouacholo8357
    @ouacholo8357 3 роки тому +819

    Ironic how rushia laughed at pekora's misfortune.. when she is just as responsible for many pet's deaths.

    • @Tony-lw5yp
      @Tony-lw5yp 3 роки тому +26

      Except for Konta, that fox managed to escape

    • @El_torlito
      @El_torlito 3 роки тому +2

      can you put a link?

  • @dozynotasimp
    @dozynotasimp 3 роки тому +1592

    "Why is it that everything i touch gets hurt?!"
    *pain-peko*

  • @1na548
    @1na548 3 роки тому +964

    "Help I wanted a pet but accidentally committed genocide!"

    • @IFLDragon
      @IFLDragon 3 роки тому +71

      sounds like an LN I would read

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool 3 роки тому +7

      Sasuga war criminal san

    • @loquendo918
      @loquendo918 3 роки тому +3

      Just pekora things

    • @carlosraruto
      @carlosraruto 3 роки тому +4

      @@IFLDragon There is that one horror comedy manga about a girl who summons a homicidal shark to defeat the demon king but murders all her classmates...

    • @kemritwithgunbutrebornasle4021
      @kemritwithgunbutrebornasle4021 3 роки тому +4

      Hate when that happens

  • @thesonofmrpotatosstepmothe4013
    @thesonofmrpotatosstepmothe4013 3 роки тому +140

    "it's not even taking damage!"
    Famous last word

  • @shxwnt5143
    @shxwnt5143 3 роки тому +210

    All the Nousagi die in front of her own eyes...RIP our Fallen brother's their sacrifice will not be forgotten

    • @081naveengarg7
      @081naveengarg7 3 роки тому

      It was forgotten by pekora in like 5 seconds, so yeah...

  • @Angrenost02
    @Angrenost02 3 роки тому +307

    Gotta love the nousagis for telling Pekora about the time limit only when it's too late

    • @seisoch6969
      @seisoch6969 3 роки тому +21

      They are just enjoying the show

  • @fernandomollermorales4350
    @fernandomollermorales4350 3 роки тому +244

    "Life is short".
    - Pekora.
    "Anyway, i'll murder more animals and any other mob for my war crimes".
    - Also Pekora.

  • @cryxt2645
    @cryxt2645 3 роки тому +134

    "But can it ride a minecart" lmao she just brushes off the death

  • @cry9438
    @cry9438 3 роки тому +130

    There's no Neko Mikuri Pekora video without *BASS BOOSTED PEKORA BGM* in it.

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 3 роки тому +831

    OFFICIAL REPORT:
    Name: Usada Pekora
    Age: 112 years old
    Specie: Rabbit Girl
    Total of crimes committed before: around 511
    ------------- 31.03.2021-------------
    -Brutally murdered 3 Nousagis formerly: two by her bare hands, incited the third one to commit suicide
    First individual was chased to death, the stress and anxiety the Nousagi was feeling while being chased lead to the thought of leaving this world, he ended jumping from a cliff on the Desert, second individual was kidnapped on a boat, on the inside of a cave, Usada Pekora broke the roof of the cave, leading the Nousagi to die squished by rocks, also on the Desert, and last individual was also kidnapped and forcely driven on a boat to a close waterway spot to the Desert where the other crimes happened, this third Nousagi was trapped on a ceiling made of solid sandstone then was slain by an axe
    -Kindapped another lower-class criminal and closed him in a ceiling of sandstone, the person was wielding a crossbow and it attacked Usada Pekora before, Usada Pekora apparently closed him on the building then left the place, the individual was later found dead by isolation and dehydration on the Desert
    -Kidnapped two young dolphins who were on extinction risk on the sea next to the desert, first individual called "Iru", was victim of severe animal abuse, and died dehydrated on another dimension, his body wasn't found because it is suspected that Usada Pekora got rid of the body, second individual, "Ruka", managed to escape from the lead Usada Pekora attached to them, and went to the Oozora Keisatsu Police Division, then it was driven to a water hospital, currently doing okay, his body stills weak but he's receiving psychological treatment
    ------------------------------------
    Usada Pekora was caught on the mother-house of her terrorist group, "Usada Kensetsu", arrested by official Ms. K.C who was infiltrated on the division since 2 months
    Sentence: Usada Pekora has been found guilty of 511 crimes, categorized as "#1" on the War Criminals list of HoloNation, individual will be publically executed tomorrow at 8 p.m JST/GMT+9 time

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  3 роки тому +132

      Damn that's quite detailed haha

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus 3 роки тому +65

      @@Nekomikuri Thank you, wanted to write something lore-like for the clip because loved it a lot, laughed so much with the rabbits XD thanks for the clip Mikuri

    • @creeperthegamer5495
      @creeperthegamer5495 3 роки тому +45

      Someone translate this and send this report to the Oozora Police. (I know Pekora is in jail but not by Officer Subaru)

    • @cc9787
      @cc9787 3 роки тому +24

      I love this and i hate the fact that i cant like this more then once

    • @justinjakedagupan7071
      @justinjakedagupan7071 3 роки тому +12

      I won't read that shit but I'll give you a like for effort 👍

  • @Maurivium
    @Maurivium 3 роки тому +218

    Pekora: Why is it that everything i touch gets hurt?
    *Joseph flashbacks*

  • @thorn_lekoh
    @thorn_lekoh 3 роки тому +265

    Moving npcs and animals around in minecraft seriously is the worst. Even the lead doesn't make it fine since you got all the chances in the world to slam your entity through a wall and suffocate it.

    • @christiancinnabars1402
      @christiancinnabars1402 3 роки тому +28

      And don’t forget the old “turning your boat improperly can have the passenger get embedded into solid rock and die.”
      Who programmed this?

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 3 роки тому +29

      @@christiancinnabars1402 In the words of many programmers; "Java can do almost anything, just not very well."

    • @elamine9094
      @elamine9094 3 роки тому +2

      Mcpe version: getting on a boat with a mob hurts it everytime you get down from it..

    • @NoN-ji5wd
      @NoN-ji5wd 3 роки тому +1

      To make it easier for myself I use both a lead and the Food the animal likes at the same time

    • @govnorelven4036
      @govnorelven4036 3 роки тому

      The railway method is the easiest mode for transporting entities. Requires lots of work tho.

  • @crushingon
    @crushingon 3 роки тому +50

    Did... did she really try to drag a Dolphin around literal hell? Where was she taking it? Surely somewhere with water...

  • @ErebosGR
    @ErebosGR 3 роки тому +46

    4:56 * pekolocation *
    LOL that was genius

  • @nickinq
    @nickinq 3 роки тому +57

    That last part... Now I get why Pekora was arrested lmao

  • @Obi-wankenobiyearsago
    @Obi-wankenobiyearsago 3 роки тому +11

    The fact that her filter makes her always smile makes this so much better. Its like she is in such SHOCK she can't even change the expression on her face.

  • @sansnom5269
    @sansnom5269 3 роки тому +28

    In less than 40 seconds Pekora goes:
    - I feel bad for not having water for you
    - Can I put you in a mine cart?
    - It seems dolphin are invicible, as expected
    - Wait, they are hurting? WHY ??
    - THEY ARE DEAD? WHAT THE HELL!
    Peko brain works in mysterious ways.

  • @HeatBoi
    @HeatBoi 3 роки тому +58

    You’re Editing Style never fails to make me Laugh. Thanks a lot G

  • @JinhoIzanagawa
    @JinhoIzanagawa 3 роки тому +33

    Wait wait wait what? Braincells initiating commit die, Sea creatures put on Nether is surprised that they died, Braincells officially commit not alive

  • @darklordnoodlez9863
    @darklordnoodlez9863 3 роки тому +10

    The fact that she never uses her sad face in time makes it even better

  • @kechan_
    @kechan_ 3 роки тому +13

    Doplhin: *Dying*
    Pekora: "What?! Impossible! Why?"
    Bruh you brought a dolphin to a literal hell.

  • @rankii_hats
    @rankii_hats 3 роки тому +9

    why is it so satisfying to see a "Pain peko" with her happy face " 1:16 "
    and a "Yatta peko" with her sad face " 3:54 "
    and also 4:54

  • @dreaminglee7054
    @dreaminglee7054 3 роки тому +16

    when you're too used to taking life you can't keep one, pain peko,

  • @manuelzx7066
    @manuelzx7066 3 роки тому +13

    Pekora : Is a rabbit-like being
    Also Pekora: doesn't know how to attract rabbits and kills them

    • @thegreatbeavers
      @thegreatbeavers 3 роки тому +2

      Sometime in the future when Pekora see's someone else owns a Rabbit Farm: HOW DID YOU DO IT PEKO?!
      That Someone: I used Carrots to bring them here and they were obedient.
      *PEKORA WITH A DERPY HAPPY FACE FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES*

  • @mileslong3904
    @mileslong3904 3 роки тому +13

    Part of me wants to hug Pekora and tell her it will all be OK. The other part wants to take pleasure in her failures.

  • @DiuLei619
    @DiuLei619 3 роки тому +32

    As we expected from our natural born Pekomedian, she make jokes as she breathe...

  • @BlackPlatino
    @BlackPlatino 3 роки тому +12

    Imagine being a tortured soul wandering endlessly in hell, an endless torture for your crimes in life... And suddenly you see a girl with rabbit ears dragging a dolphin whit a leash trough the burning floor while screaming "I'M GONNA BE YOUR NEW MAMA" in a high pitched voice, and you notice... Your fate was not as bad as you thought it was.

  • @Thyro-balder
    @Thyro-balder 3 роки тому +14

    Angry Pekolocation! You're editing is awesome peko!

  • @moderndayvampire1469
    @moderndayvampire1469 3 роки тому +23

    6th? So there are more after the first three, huh.
    The first rabbit let itself be killed rather than caught by the criminal lol

  • @Reyzha7
    @Reyzha7 3 роки тому +6

    Pekora: "Life is short..."
    Also Pekora: "Let's make them shorter..."

  • @heyguys2002
    @heyguys2002 3 роки тому +8

    Oozora police is going to have a field day with War criminal Pekora.

  • @cry9438
    @cry9438 3 роки тому +3

    08:22 Pekora fake cried naturally as she breathes.

  • @hermesthegreek5247
    @hermesthegreek5247 3 роки тому +4

    I love how perfectly your edits describe Pekora's pure chaotic energy.

  • @GoldyGoldmembers
    @GoldyGoldmembers 3 роки тому +6

    How quickly she forgot about The End.

    • @taranchura2061
      @taranchura2061 3 роки тому +1

      If she use end portal it will become more easier 🤣

  • @michaelmcneill5647
    @michaelmcneill5647 3 роки тому +1

    Pekora: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

  • @im-anon
    @im-anon 3 роки тому +1

    I really appreciate these bass boosted pekobrain moments, gives me a genuine chuckle really😂

  • @Itsappuru
    @Itsappuru 3 роки тому +2

    0:08 Obviously Since Its You Kind Pekora

  • @mausuririn
    @mausuririn Рік тому +1

    The word “pekolocation” is now my favorite word ever.

  • @rrat2445
    @rrat2445 3 роки тому +7

    Pekora would either look stupid on her avatar or cute, nothing else.

  • @simplesecret4170
    @simplesecret4170 3 роки тому +9

    I love the edits and the comedic translations of what pekora is doing XD

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  3 роки тому

      Thanks. It's how I always edit stuff

  • @JAIerr
    @JAIerr 10 місяців тому +1

    LMAO I can't believe that the first video that made me fall into this deep rabbit hole was recommended to me again after years 😂 Sasuga peko, still a war criminal

  • @user-xq4ku5vi2z
    @user-xq4ku5vi2z 3 роки тому +3

    mom explaining why video games made my feet hurt:
    2:04

  • @CyanDumBell_MC
    @CyanDumBell_MC 3 роки тому +2

    he not taking damage
    _dolphin immediately taking damage_

  • @yoh3146
    @yoh3146 3 роки тому +2

    How can a single stream contain so many contents? Usada P-kora that's how.

  • @eatchatsleep
    @eatchatsleep 3 роки тому +11

    She could breed the rabbit first then transport... of coz she thinks differently... pillager is even simpler.. just get bad omen then go miko village XD

  • @tristanjarredfederizo4023
    @tristanjarredfederizo4023 3 роки тому +1

    The rabbits she chased doesn't want a War Crime Rabbit to be their owner

  • @Heavenly_Demon_God
    @Heavenly_Demon_God 2 роки тому +1

    She woukd probably terraform hundreds of miles of land if no one tells her to use lead

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 3 роки тому

    I really love when these videos open and that music is the first thing I hear

  • @Incognitus7
    @Incognitus7 3 роки тому +1

    still waiting on that dope little beat at the end to be released

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  3 роки тому

      ah I don't know if it will I made it myself lol

  • @stevepk
    @stevepk 3 роки тому +2

    3:15 Why this cracks me up every time XD
    4:22 Mobs also don't despawn when riding a boat or minecart, of course, Pekora doesn't know this.

  • @niceguy2832
    @niceguy2832 3 роки тому +2

    your editing is 10/10, my tummy hurts from laughing so much lol

  • @xgoroeditsx
    @xgoroeditsx 2 роки тому +1

    Pekora murders a rabbit: *He was like a father to me, I loved him like a son.* Anyway

  • @genericusername1993
    @genericusername1993 3 роки тому +1

    "WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH GET HURT?"and at that moment Pekora realized that she was the best at commiting war crimes

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 3 роки тому +2

      Her love takes the form of destruction. Dies irae's Reinhard Heydrich?

  • @maldorov6297
    @maldorov6297 3 роки тому +2

    Pekora: wants a minecraft pet. Proceeds to kill everything. Then cooks a dolphin in the nether. Puts up a sign in her house thanking Iru the dolphin for dying

  • @ClockWorksb
    @ClockWorksb Рік тому +1

    The first rabbit committing suicide made me lose my fucking mind

  • @dayved5508
    @dayved5508 3 роки тому +1

    no pet will live in the hands of pekora

  • @thepurplebox380
    @thepurplebox380 3 роки тому +2

    Pekolocation broke me XD

  • @johnnylattarulo6735
    @johnnylattarulo6735 3 роки тому +1

    I love so much Pekora! Thanks for posting and translate in English!

  • @SalvadorTorres-nb2ik
    @SalvadorTorres-nb2ik 3 роки тому

    The whole adventure with her BGM in the background makes it better. I especially loved the parts where she enters third person view.

  • @thegrass7199
    @thegrass7199 3 роки тому +3

    "Why is it everything i touch gets hurt!?"
    Because you're the personification of Death

  • @CinemaSeven
    @CinemaSeven 3 роки тому +2

    The dolphin flopping on the tracks is hilarious.

  • @grgspunk
    @grgspunk 3 роки тому +1

    *USP Tries It™: Bugged Enslavement Mechanics*

  • @ACRocker
    @ACRocker 3 роки тому

    R.I.P all the animals who were hurt during the making of this stream

  • @roy7973
    @roy7973 3 роки тому +2

    6:50 The dolphins just vibing to her bgm

  • @Muffindounut
    @Muffindounut 3 роки тому +2

    Me: [reads the title of the video]
    "Wouldn't expect any less of our lil war criminal"

  • @ChuckNorris-qy4rn
    @ChuckNorris-qy4rn 3 роки тому +1

    Pekora :Pekora also a Rabbit
    Rabbit : nah.. You're a war criminal

  • @marto641
    @marto641 3 роки тому +1

    Out of all the translators your editing is the best one

  • @ironballistics
    @ironballistics 3 роки тому +2

    "THE END" was only the beginning...

  • @TomiLumi
    @TomiLumi 3 роки тому +1

    Life is truly short and fleeting when pekora wants you as a pet

  • @retvrvtete744
    @retvrvtete744 3 роки тому +2

    *life is shorter when there is pekora*

  • @stevej8589
    @stevej8589 3 роки тому +1

    I enjoyed this clip so much i had to make a legendary peko clips folder, and you know what? all my fave Pekora-hime videos are from Neko Mikuri.
    Legendary work, neko mikuri

  • @Scionofgreyhaven
    @Scionofgreyhaven 3 роки тому +1

    She should watch Ritsukin, I'm pretty sure she has like a museum of every capturable creature

  • @aoxgam3r274
    @aoxgam3r274 3 роки тому +4

    3:07 sad pekora noises

  • @dreamy8899
    @dreamy8899 3 роки тому +10

    4:26 that SFX fuckin kills me bro 💀

  • @Terra_Incognita115
    @Terra_Incognita115 2 роки тому +1

    I laughed way too hard at "Pekolocation"

  • @86abaile
    @86abaile 3 роки тому +2

    The list grows ever longer.

  • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
    @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 3 роки тому

    1:38 the rabbit did the gamer dodge, immediately leaped off the boat

  • @user-_o
    @user-_o 3 роки тому +1

    Animals die horrible deaths. Pekora’s character 😃🤣

    • @Nekomikuri
      @Nekomikuri  3 роки тому

      Well that's also how she feels, she doesn't care LOL

  • @javierduarte6694
    @javierduarte6694 3 роки тому

    The best/funniest edits i've ever seen from hololive clips

  • @mononobenofuta
    @mononobenofuta 3 роки тому

    The edit of the video is so perfect to the point where I laughed so much

  • @inksama8
    @inksama8 2 роки тому +1

    Alternative title: 8 and a half minutes of pekora commiting accidental Mass genocide and slowly losing her mental sanity because of it

  • @ledonkly
    @ledonkly 3 роки тому +2

    Lord have mercy if this crazy war criminal spots one of your pets

  • @JizzburnGigaqueer
    @JizzburnGigaqueer 3 роки тому +1

    I have to applaud the brilliance of the "Pekolocation" pun. 👏

  • @w110w0
    @w110w0 3 роки тому

    Can't believe I missed such a quality clip until now. The "pekolocation" got me

  • @tekamida
    @tekamida 3 роки тому +1

    Love the bass boost at 1:37.
    Made me do the haha :)

  • @WaywardVector
    @WaywardVector 3 роки тому +39

    Pekora: “why am I responsible for the death of so many pets?”
    Pewdiepie: *”First time?”*

  • @BioClay88
    @BioClay88 3 роки тому +1

    its not even taking damage
    Thats the best jinx ever xD

  • @seisoch6969
    @seisoch6969 3 роки тому

    Pekoadventures are the best lmao, you never know what will happen next

  • @weldonspivey5708
    @weldonspivey5708 3 роки тому +3

    This made my day. Thank you.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 3 роки тому +1

    "Pekolocation," lol.

  • @speedy8458
    @speedy8458 2 роки тому +1

    Someone even said shes a poacher 💀💀

  • @sunnyboy87423
    @sunnyboy87423 3 роки тому +1

    If you want the rabbit give a carrots

  • @songtham479
    @songtham479 3 роки тому +1

    When you want minecraft pet
    But god said: NO PEKO

  • @internetweirdo6990
    @internetweirdo6990 3 роки тому

    3:06
    That hurt to listen to, even though she wasn't actually like crying, it made me a bit emotional for her.

  • @hchich2528
    @hchich2528 3 роки тому +1

    I legit got major anxiety when Pekora went into the desert cave. I though the sand was going to collapse in...
    Oh. There it is-