5:30 ~ "Ha ha ha! Mom, I'm thirsty. Can I have some Nestlé Pure Life water?" (un-Earthly howl) "Thanks, mom!" I love it when screams, howls, and laughs are tuned to exaggerate the host's reaction. XD
"I don't like the creepy crawlies" You're Australian, Jack, nobody blames you. I'm lucky enough to live in Texas, where only two species of spider are venomous enough to be a threat, and none of the spiders in my apartment are them.
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Lol the scorpion/tick hybrid monstrosity is a Pseudoscorpion. They're typically found in moist areas, like bathrooms. Pretty harmless despite their horrifying look
10:08 is actually a pseudoscorpion! They’re absolutely lovely little arachnid friends as they evolved to look very akin to their distant scorpion cousins.
1:56, Imagine kicking this and then you just hear a bunch of Mario coin sounds as they all fall and hit the ground, not sure if it would be satisfying or terrifying
As you swing you leg hard at the tree you hear coin sounds from… somewhere, you can’t remember what it was called but it had something to do with saving princess from a turtle. Then suddenly the coin disappear as you touch them, then you hear someone saying “yah-hoo!” As it gets louder until you suddenly see him, it’s Mario.
@3:31 Ladybugs do this for survival. They can sense that dangerous weather is going to last for an extended time, such as a harsh winter, and they find places to hide and sleep until it is over. If they can not find anywhere to hide, they gather together and form into cuddle groups with those on the outside essentially sacrificing themselves so that those inside can carry on the species.
Wait a damn second, i realized that according to christianity every person in the world started with Adan and Eve, that means all the people in the world is a part of the family, and according to that logic, almost everyone did incest
8:44 The Japanese flying squid (Todarodes pacificus) has been observed to cover distances as long as 30m (98 ft) to escape predators So yes, squid can fly. (Side note: looking at these creatures flying looks like something that would be on r/blursedimages)
I can definitely tell you seeing a cicada emerging is scarier than any necromorph. This comes from someone whose played all three dead space games AND have seen about 50 cicadas in one location at a time.
The "tick-scorpion hybrid" is a pseudoscorpion, and I actually saw one in my bathroom yesterday. I believe they eat mites and stuff so they're actually a good thing
@@o5-18 Lol, it is mostly used for joint problems. It can reduce swelling and pain from arthritis and old injuries. It can help with swollen tendons and promote blood flow. There are even studies that suggest it might help with diseases of the central nervous system including Parkinson's and Alzheimer's disease. Again provided you aren't allergic.
@@stephanginther9051 Yes, only problem is repeated exposure could make you allergic- even deathly allergic- with no warning. One lady actually died that way.
2:03 I did some light research and I think this is the wishing tree in some part of the U.K. If I’m correct then the tree is long dead, considering the. coins were hammered into the tree in the 19th century so I don’t think this tree lasted long until it died of copper poisoning. The tradition has been seeing a resurgence in Scotland but people have been told to not do this as it kills trees. Oh and if you’re wandering why they did this was done because people though it could help them wish help against an illness, hell even apparently Queen Victoria visited this tree. Again I did light research so I might be wrong about the history thing and it resurgence so if anyone knows then feel free to correct me.
"5:06" Your right! It's from planet 4546b, an alien planet that houses many fauna including bleeders! That one prolly came from Zone 0! A very cold part of the planet. (This is from the game subnautica)
EmKay: Thats a new Momo! Me knowing new and old creepypastas: Dude thats if Smile dog is real and ready to transform infront of the camera into his real form
Interesting thing about the makeup job on Jack Nicholson as the Joker you saw there. The reason his face looks like that is because he actually had to wear a brace inside his mouth that contorted his face into that smile and held it there. It was, in fact, incredibly painful to wear.
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The “tick/scorpion lovechild” was a pseudoscorpion! They eat small insects and organic matter, they’ve also been known to use flies and beetles for transportation. And they have silk, like some sort of weird spider
1. 0:41 How in the hell did they get their hands on a Godzilla costume form the 80s?! I'm kinda jealous. 2. 2:56 Smile Dog has returned! 3. 4:59 That is, in fact, from Earth. This planet is fucking weird. 4. 6:53 Yikes. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. 5. 8:36 That is either a giant squid or a colossal squid. Yes, there are TWO species of big-ass, kraken-ass-looking squids swimming in the depths of the ocean. Sweet dreams.
9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 327th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
Therapist: "Donald Trumpkin pie isn't real, he can't hurt you."
Donald Trumpkin pie: 9:25
why
Cute pfp
Donald trumpkin pie
@@nastya-mq8tn bruh no one cares about pornography
:O is your pfp the genderfluid flag?? even if it isn’t, i love it :D
EmKay: "That's the new Momo"
Me: "That's smile.jpg"
I KNOW! It was smile dog!
The OG creepy smiler
When is it? Never mind it’s at 3:00
Jack was just...
SPREADING THE WORD
yo what da dog doin
My therapist: SCP Bell peper isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
SCP Bell peper: 0:00
That's a fucking bell pepper
Not a tomato
@@timothykock6799 thanks dude i edited it
@@kungfukennywenny thanks
@@agent_w. it could also be called paprika, SCP Paprika has a more snappy name lol
he called smile dog "the new Momo"
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
same
He's just showing his true colors
Yes
yes
@Roblox dude me too
'Eat your vegetables."
"You are what you eat."
_Sees the pepper with half a face._
😱
Why are you smiling though
@@lmgdogewowl2474 oh
I’d let a vegetable steal my face
oh thx god thx that im still a ww2 nazi fire tank
@@isappycracks w h a t
5:30 ~
"Ha ha ha! Mom, I'm thirsty. Can I have some Nestlé Pure Life water?"
(un-Earthly howl)
"Thanks, mom!"
I love it when screams, howls, and laughs are tuned to exaggerate the host's reaction. XD
Fun fact: there are actually some species of squid that DO fly, or glide at least, so maybe its the birds copying them.
*THIS IS MORE THEN ODDLY TEREIFYING*
Absolutely the fuck not I don’t like calamari anymore
Still waiting for the jk
So do they just helicopter away or smthn?
r/reallyoddlyterrifying
"I don't like the creepy crawlies"
You're Australian, Jack, nobody blames you. I'm lucky enough to live in Texas, where only two species of spider are venomous enough to be a threat, and none of the spiders in my apartment are them.
And I’m lucky enough to live in Canada, where you need to wear jackets in the middle of summer
I'm lucky enough to live in Japan but be in holiday in England , where it is too cold for my good
hah I live in the UK 😎
I live in Florida 🥲
There are scorpions though, but yeah
I could never handle Australia-
Apparently huskies in the dark equals creepypasta Smile Dog
It is the Smile Dog pic :3
@@MyLadyPanda interesting
That’s exactly what I was thinking
YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT
I was going to write that
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Jack: squids can't fly
Minecraft: imma end this man's whole career
Ooooooh the Xbox 360 squids... nostalgic
They can fly, they just need a pad that’s sort of like a cannon.
@@brockbracken318 all they need is being on an early version of Minecraft
Jack himself is already oddly terrifying in those intros
The butt crack that smiles back
@@caca-mq4ex s h u t
@@YourLocalEldritchHorror that dont have eyes o_o
just think you put that in uranus and is alive
@@isappycracks The fuck you say That was the most confusing set of words that I ever heard
@@YourLocalEldritchHorror no like just think about that going alive in uranus
“Seriously brain, if you could just make sense for me, that would be great, thanks”
No truer words have been said.
I guess im the first reply
Lol the scorpion/tick hybrid monstrosity is a Pseudoscorpion. They're typically found in moist areas, like bathrooms. Pretty harmless despite their horrifying look
Yea they are way too scary for a scorpion that dosent have its deadly weapon
What’s cool about them is that they have poison claws. Thankfully it’s not enough to harm a human
I feel like that photo of the husky in the dark was the motivation for the original Smiledog.
saw that part at 12am, i cant sleep.
Also that shits scarier then smile dog
I like huskies
No it is the new momo
agreed
yes and I can't get rid of it.
6:43 SCP-001 has been activated. OP is now a living blob.
At least the guy at 11:49 was smart enough to stay indoors when it started.
"COME INSIDE"
Don't know about you guys but I don't remember the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse looking like this.
*well ever since goofy turned to drugs, donald left in search of a better life, and minnie broke up with him and took pluto hes gone a bit insane*
It’s Play School.
No seriously, that’s literally the next line of the Play School song.
IT'S PLAY SCHOOL.
(Australian sorry)
OPEN WIDE
@Just Dope why are you recommending me music?
The tree full of coins is called a wish tree and seems to be a thing in Scotland and England. Some of them are for fertility, others good luck.
10:08 is actually a pseudoscorpion! They’re absolutely lovely little arachnid friends as they evolved to look very akin to their distant scorpion cousins.
I found one in an old book once, I was so confused, had to google what it was.
@@kattkopia they’re interesting little creatures, for sure!
Lexi: _"Oh,... how nice."_ *[GRABS LIGHTER]*
@@lennyface8195 noooooooooooo!! They eat the icky bugs!! They’re good bois!!
@@Devoided_life I know; trust me, I've seen them at Yosemite. Lexi just has a habit of _'burning'_ posts/memes involving bugs.
7:25 He looks like the creepy uncle that pays for lunch and then follows you into the men's room.
3:06 Jack: "that's the new momo"
My ancient fucken ass: *"THAT'S SMILE DOG YOU NITWIT"*
same
wait here
GUYS SHADOW426 KNOW A CREEPYPASTA THAT EVERYONE THAT HAS A BRAIN KNOW
see nobody cares
@@isappycracks wow you must have so much fun by yourself, lord knows people don't hang out with you willingly
@@lShadow426l if you call cry to sleep and trying to kill myself every 10 minutes fun so i dont have fun like joe
@@isappycracks Lol, holy shit dude if you're going to try and insult someone learn how to type the language they're using.
"mom can i drink some water?"
*SCP noises*
"thanks"
1:56,
Imagine kicking this and then you just hear a bunch of Mario coin sounds as they all fall and hit the ground, not sure if it would be satisfying or terrifying
Lol
As you swing you leg hard at the tree you hear coin sounds from… somewhere, you can’t remember what it was called but it had something to do with saving princess from a turtle. Then suddenly the coin disappear as you touch them, then you hear someone saying “yah-hoo!” As it gets louder until you suddenly see him, it’s Mario.
Mario immediately falls from said tree, flattening you to the point where you shortly disintegrate into the number 100.
9:07 took me a bit to realize, that is literally one of the 2 defaults maps in garry mod, i think is called flattywood.
It is
Flatgrass
0:36 the look on Timmy and Tommy’s face says it all.
@Just Dope oh wow a comment bot
@@Pixelman0 just ignore, it's just looking for attention
@3:31
Ladybugs do this for survival. They can sense that dangerous weather is going to last for an extended time, such as a harsh winter, and they find places to hide and sleep until it is over. If they can not find anywhere to hide, they gather together and form into cuddle groups with those on the outside essentially sacrificing themselves so that those inside can carry on the species.
"Money doesn't grow on trees!"
The tree:
The bark:
the japanese soldier in your house :
11:50 i actually laughed so hard i almost woke up my entire family.
10:33 - I can’t stop laughing at this part! “OH, I’M MINTING!” 🤣😂🤣
"Hey everyone, it's me, Jack, the guy who smokes crack"
I forgot what I was watching when I saw intro lol
Forgor💀
I always do that Lmao
Sometimes an ad will come on or I just randomly forget
I can see why lol
I forgor💀
3:42 Ladybugs tend to group together by the thousands when it gets cold outside.
Jack is the definition of r/Oddlyterrifying
Yes
Exactly what I was just thinking
Wait a damn second, i realized that according to christianity every person in the world started with Adan and Eve, that means all the people in the world is a part of the family, and according to that logic, almost everyone did incest
When she finds all the handcuffs and whips and asks you what you need them for: 11:50
"See, money does grow on trees!"
1:59
3:42 That's... basically a ladybug orgy, IIRC.
10:08 Oh, that's a pseudoscorpion. They're harmless to humans.
6:01, that is the most powerful scream I have never heard
*6:01
@@IndigoVoidigo thankyou
@@IndigoVoidigo thank you
Got 4 strokes-
Knowing you recorded a screem for that pie warms my heart. Dedication.
fun fact about ladybugs: they bite. aaaand it is surprisingly painful
Well babies bite back
@@MW-sz4qm I hate when they bite. Harder to kill.
@@MW-sz4qm or did you mean baby ladybugs?
@@Kr_xstal No I was joking about how babies eat ladybugs
@@MW-sz4qm oh my bad
2:39 this guy would hold cups in the most secure way possible
"Squids don't fly"
Flying squid species: welp
Squid: *immediately starts levitating*
me : i think i need to stop eating white rocks im seeing squids flying
3:42 the ladybugs are packing for winter, they just maintain body heat like that
7:12
when you and your group gave a terrible last minute presentation with no breakfast and only 2 hours of sleep but at least its finally over
i love how jack can say the dumbest shit and that becomes the theme around the stuff he says in each video lmao
8:44
The Japanese flying squid (Todarodes pacificus) has been observed to cover distances as long as 30m (98 ft) to escape predators
So yes, squid can fly.
(Side note: looking at these creatures flying looks like something that would be on r/blursedimages)
I can definitely tell you seeing a cicada emerging is scarier than any necromorph.
This comes from someone whose played all three dead space games AND have seen about 50 cicadas in one location at a time.
fun fact: we still do not know how eels reproduce as they don't have the organs to do so
Nah man they just spawns
Actually they do have sex organs! And scientists have seen eels reproduce in captivity, but their mating habits in the wild are still a mystery
@@everylaurenislemons interesting!!!
Didn't they find out in A cure for wellness that eating human flesh=reproduce?
@@caca-mq4ex Reporting
9:41 it's the pool rooms 😳
The "tick-scorpion hybrid" is a pseudoscorpion, and I actually saw one in my bathroom yesterday. I believe they eat mites and stuff so they're actually a good thing
Jack: THAT IS THE NEW MOMO. Smile Dog: am I joke to you you
7:59 Think that's scary ? How about an actual Joker Shark ? Yes, a shark with a Joker-like grin.
Fun fact, if you aren't allergic to bee venom, it can actually bee used as a medicine.
sorry about the extra 'e', I couldn't resist.
I will make you look at 096 for that bee used as medicine
@@o5-18 Lol, it is mostly used for joint problems. It can reduce swelling and pain from arthritis and old injuries. It can help with swollen tendons and promote blood flow. There are even studies that suggest it might help with diseases of the central nervous system including Parkinson's and Alzheimer's disease. Again provided you aren't allergic.
@@stephanginther9051 Yes, only problem is repeated exposure could make you allergic- even deathly allergic- with no warning. One lady actually died that way.
2:03 I did some light research and I think this is the wishing tree in some part of the U.K. If I’m correct then the tree is long dead, considering the. coins were hammered into the tree in the 19th century so I don’t think this tree lasted long until it died of copper poisoning. The tradition has been seeing a resurgence in Scotland but people have been told to not do this as it kills trees.
Oh and if you’re wandering why they did this was done because people though it could help them wish help against an illness, hell even apparently Queen Victoria visited this tree. Again I did light research so I might be wrong about the history thing and it resurgence so if anyone knows then feel free to correct me.
That sand sculpture with the lion is the equivalent of Madagascar on crack. XD
"5:06" Your right! It's from planet 4546b, an alien planet that houses many fauna including bleeders! That one prolly came from Zone 0! A very cold part of the planet.
(This is from the game subnautica)
3:04 "That's the new Momo!" Boi that's literally Smile Dog
Yes
"And im jack, the butt crack that smiles back" XDDD
The pure life water with the noises for the mom was my favorite part..it was a really rough day that really helped thanks so much
EmKay: Thats a new Momo!
Me knowing new and old creepypastas: Dude thats if Smile dog is real and ready to transform infront of the camera into his real form
3:00 That isn't momo, that's smile dog
9:07 That's gm_flatgrass, jack, you uncultured swine!
Ye
Interesting thing about the makeup job on Jack Nicholson as the Joker you saw there. The reason his face looks like that is because he actually had to wear a brace inside his mouth that contorted his face into that smile and held it there.
It was, in fact, incredibly painful to wear.
0:57 Why the hell do I love this bit so much XD
Come inside! Lol
10:06 this is a Pseudo-Scorpion, a venomous species of arachnids, they live inside trees wood, and the funny thing is that they just walk backwarss
"You had me nope at eels....." I spit my water all over the place when I heard that......
6:43 welp. I guess the SCP foundation forgot to warn everyone that the world is ending
"Stop trying to be something you're not."
Ha, I'va been in this human skin for 18 years now, nobody has noticed...
Oop-
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@caca。 why?
Trust me nobody will know the post is invisible to anyone not from our species
@@caca-mq4ex ಠ_ಠ
"Imagine the pimp-slapping power of of that thing"
-Emkay
0:35
“Pikachu ski mask isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
Pikachu ski mask:
Pika Glalie
Husky isn’t new terrifying… it’s literally smile dog the creepypasta
your profile picture is cool
Literally everyone here has texted this.
2:24, that is a cicada! They are glorious and that transformation is amazing!
"Imagine the pimp slapping power of this hand?"
The “tick/scorpion lovechild” was a pseudoscorpion! They eat small insects and organic matter, they’ve also been known to use flies and beetles for transportation. And they have silk, like some sort of weird spider
6:40 Jack casually automatically reading military time as if it was in 12h system 😳
As someone who is taught to do this, is it special or something?
@@thats_totes_yeet_yo5281 dunno, same
he does live somewhere that uses both in daily life
Fun fact this is how they got the blair witch cover for the 2014 movie, and the 2018 game
0:52 He looks like a well done cat in the hat.
at 8:05 my brain just went ARE YOU REAAAAAADYYYYY
6:46 So... Apparently we're closer from Im The Grim Reaper's universe reality than I would have ever expected.
10:06
That would be a pseudoscorpion
Harmless and, in my opinion, adorable
*why do you fear Johnny?*
*are you afraid of being H Ė Ł T H Ÿ*
Yes.
idk man, i might not even think twice before eating the bell peper, IF it has a curse i won't eat it though
@@Liechtenstein_real *ÄRĘ ŸØŪ ĀFRÂĮD¿*
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@@attachelicopter6597
you should be
👁👄👁
🦵🦵
I am very, very happy that my favorite EmKay narrator plays Dead Space. Applause for this man.
I'm high on L and this vídeo start almost killed me, literally
Lol I'm on Ambien and the whole video feels like it was made by spamming autocomplete
@@joy-wire hahahahahahahahha I stopped on that nursery shit almost got a bad trip
"that's the new momo"
someone's clearly never been around when smile dog was a thing
If I had to guess, I'd say the ladybugs are forming a cluster like that because the plane is full of aphids, which they eat.
Therapist: tomato face isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Tomato face: 0:00
What do moose call god?
The Moosiah
Would've been better if it was a cow joke, missed opportunity.
@@ColorInversion ...shut up...
5:30 I laughed my arse off at this one, and I don't know why.
At 9:13 it's one of the starter maps on Garry's mod
I can see a nuke being place there
I hear you mate. I am highly phobic towards almost all creepy crawlies (including shrimps and lobsters) and allergic to most as well.
1. 0:41 How in the hell did they get their hands on a Godzilla costume form the 80s?! I'm kinda jealous.
2. 2:56 Smile Dog has returned!
3. 4:59 That is, in fact, from Earth. This planet is fucking weird.
4. 6:53 Yikes. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
5. 8:36 That is either a giant squid or a colossal squid. Yes, there are TWO species of big-ass, kraken-ass-looking squids swimming in the depths of the ocean. Sweet dreams.
I read Karen-looking ass 🤣🤣🤣
@@yanderecat9620 LMFAO!
Kraken is karen now
@@ColorInversion Hey! That's offensive to the krakens!
jack at 8:42 when u said squids dont fly, they actually kinda do fly i hope this made u even more creeped out
Squids absolutely have appendages to fly aircraft!
Squid: has beak
Octopus: also has beak
Why: How else would they eat?
I cant 😂 this is amazing and the intro 🤣 👍
6:44 jack: it's a red sky
me an intellectual: scp-001 when day breaks
1:22 thats the kinda image that gets worse the longer u look at it
"Sit your face down and put a smile on your butt" might well be one of the greatest opening lines I've ever heard.
2:12 that's a wishing tree it's a traditional thing in parts of England.
Jack: doesn’t understand what the redditor meant with the tree
*my brain watching this* :money doesn’t grow on trees
9 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 327th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
:o
I don't think that Lexi is coming back, mate.
Damn
this is a good list
@@georgefeser6483 Why!?
1:33 That has the same animation style as Fran bow
5:13 forbidden butt plug
Ohhhh noooo
oh shit
Ewww the buttplug
"you are what you eat"
Russians in 1910: **Uhhhh, is it just me, or i am fading?**
So this is where that image came from 3:00
You know what I am talking about