The abridged (but very accurate) version of the Survivor: South Pacific finale. Why watch the entire show when you can just skim through the highlights?
Seriously, I don't know how much free time you have on your hands, but I'm sure everyone would LOVE to see many more of these. Fiji's would be great with the water shoes, and HvV. I'd like to see all of the FTCs lol.
@ulongkoror i know what youre talking about, but when people say" strategy" the 1st thing that comes to my mind is Sandra, who only wins because no one thinks shes a threat, which is why she shouldnt win. Its always the lousiest who wins
@LDK447 i dont hate everyone that know how to win challenges,i dont respect anyone that ONLY knows how to win challenges and nothing else.if you put in tom westman or colby donaldson,im sure they could have gone quite far without winning every single challenge.ozzy on the other hand was voted out as soon as he loses one.clearly not fit to be on survivor,if he likes challenges that much then go apply for wipe out
actually his social game was more of"nobody will hate me because i wasnt even there for half of the game so i didnt do anything people can hate me for",which,i guess you can say it works,but not exactly the respected social game.........i think the whole point of impressing a jury should be about,how to vote people off and not have them hate you,but ozzy didnt vote off any of the jury members of course its easy for them to not hate him
At least it KIND OF made sense to bring back Rob and Russell for the last season, since they kind of had a spat/bet going from HvV. Coach and Ozzy, though ... WTF???
@LDK447 well if US and china and russia have a nuclear war one day,they would all be blown up and destroyed,but some smaller weaker neutral countries would survive.its the same idea,let the big guys destroy each other while you slide under the radar,in my opinion is a totally legit strategy.maybe not the most entertaining strategy for the audience but whatever works works right?
@toonervous i really have no idea what you said for the second half of your post,but you do realize,in this season is very much expected that you would merge at 12,why would you make a 5 person alliance??!??coach was smart in pulling in edna as a 6th for his alliance.what good is a 5 people alliance when theres 12 people?what about the leftover person,what if they jump ship?these are all things ozzy should have thought about,he didnt,and look how it costed him.very flawed game
lol i LOVED the see you on all stars line! but seriously cochran was given attention because he was the underdog and he made the right move to stand up for himself against a tribe that had bullied him from day one. upolu got rid of him at 7, savaii would have just done it at 6
dude just cuz he was arrogant in this season doesnt mean he is a clueless idiot, many ppl critisizing ozzy of being arrogant probably would be arrogant on the show too, but they arent self aware. i am sure ozzy isnt self aware and that he was pissed, passion plays a part in this too. now, i respect that you know what you are talking about and you make some valid points, but i dont think these kind of insults are need, CONSTRUCTIVE critisicm is important, ozzy was not good at strategy!
well sorry but its hard to have respect for somebody who treats survivor like its wipe-out,like you can get to the end by winning challenges,ozzy this season(especially near the end) seems to have this illusion that he is entitled to win survivor,and anyone that tries to vote him out are crucifiying jesus or something
First of all I AM SICK OF ALL THE HANTZ STUFF! I DON"T WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN. I enjoyed the first half of survivor South Pacific. The tribe winning back a forth was fun and we haven't seen It in a while. When It got to the merge I found it predictable and boaring.
this is so funny and true... although you should have rubbed in the bit about the lack of survivor locations more... stupid people may not be able to get it... like the producers of the show... after all dont we want to influence them?
i would LOVE to see you play the game so i could laugh at you too, im sorry but dont insult people on the show that actually get far because you could play probably not get far yourself, and it makes you look stupid cuz you think you are an expert at this. dont be arrogant, show respect to the people there, and show some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, ok?
even though it didnt seem like coach knew wut he was doing he played the best game 100 percent cochran gave coach to much credit sayin he masterminded his strategy he didnt do it on purpose but the way he played was playing was genius sophie inmy opinion is the least deserving winner in all of survivor
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"You slayed as many dragons as Rick spoke words."
LOL, "Coach, and the other two..." LMFAO!
Seriously, I don't know how much free time you have on your hands, but I'm sure everyone would LOVE to see many more of these. Fiji's would be great with the water shoes, and HvV. I'd like to see all of the FTCs lol.
this is brilliant!!! just what i was thinking
These videos are the reason I actually watch survivor in the first place. [2]
Make it 2 minutes so we have time to read these 👍
god bless the 0.5x speed (even then i couldn't catch some of them lmao)
@ulongkoror i know what youre talking about, but when people say" strategy" the 1st thing that comes to my mind is Sandra, who only wins because no one thinks shes a threat, which is why she shouldnt win. Its always the lousiest who wins
My new goal in life is to live it with honor, loyalty, integrity, God, Jesus, Mother Mary and knee socks.
@LDK447
i dont hate everyone that know how to win challenges,i dont respect anyone that ONLY knows how to win challenges and nothing else.if you put in tom westman or colby donaldson,im sure they could have gone quite far without winning every single challenge.ozzy on the other hand was voted out as soon as he loses one.clearly not fit to be on survivor,if he likes challenges that much then go apply for wipe out
Now awaiting for Survivor One World :)
I bet "The game is afoot" by Tarzan will be included
actually his social game was more of"nobody will hate me because i wasnt even there for half of the game so i didnt do anything people can hate me for",which,i guess you can say it works,but not exactly the respected social game.........i think the whole point of impressing a jury should be about,how to vote people off and not have them hate you,but ozzy didnt vote off any of the jury members of course its easy for them to not hate him
i love the guy who made this!!!
At least it KIND OF made sense to bring back Rob and Russell for the last season, since they kind of had a spat/bet going from HvV. Coach and Ozzy, though ... WTF???
It was originally supposed to be Ethan Z. and Jenna M., but they didn't want to compete against each other
@LDK447
well if US and china and russia have a nuclear war one day,they would all be blown up and destroyed,but some smaller weaker neutral countries would survive.its the same idea,let the big guys destroy each other while you slide under the radar,in my opinion is a totally legit strategy.maybe not the most entertaining strategy for the audience but whatever works works right?
why is your name brettwatch?
@jonescheungchichung Actually, "slayed", "slew" and "slain" are all correct forms.
oh and, isn't that 1:13 past tense of "slay" is "slew"?
so hilarious and so true. they should play these are at the reunion show and maybe some of these people won't be so far up their own ass.
0:17 Jeff: Amen!
@toonervous
i really have no idea what you said for the second half of your post,but you do realize,in this season is very much expected that you would merge at 12,why would you make a 5 person alliance??!??coach was smart in pulling in edna as a 6th for his alliance.what good is a 5 people alliance when theres 12 people?what about the leftover person,what if they jump ship?these are all things ozzy should have thought about,he didnt,and look how it costed him.very flawed game
EDNA FTW!!!
lol i LOVED the see you on all stars line! but seriously cochran was given attention because he was the underdog and he made the right move to stand up for himself against a tribe that had bullied him from day one. upolu got rid of him at 7, savaii would have just done it at 6
Cochran = troll? Hmm, I'll have to rewatch S23.
@forweg1 I guess he was going for authenticity.
@ulongkoror Ozzy rules dude. You dont have to hate everyone for knowing how to win challenges
dude just cuz he was arrogant in this season doesnt mean he is a clueless idiot, many ppl critisizing ozzy of being arrogant probably would be arrogant on the show too, but they arent self aware. i am sure ozzy isnt self aware and that he was pissed, passion plays a part in this too. now, i respect that you know what you are talking about and you make some valid points, but i dont think these kind of insults are need, CONSTRUCTIVE critisicm is important, ozzy was not good at strategy!
@phillyboy15ify
please tell me you are just trolling......
LOL I love these! Yes or no? Can we talk about god? Yes or no. Can I flip a coin? Yes or no. Can I phone a friend?:|
Lol, I love Whitney's bit
These videos are the reason I actually watch survivor in the first place. Always great, keep up the good work!
@phillyboy15ify
if i was racist wouldnt i hate albert more?
well sorry but its hard to have respect for somebody who treats survivor like its wipe-out,like you can get to the end by winning challenges,ozzy this season(especially near the end) seems to have this illusion that he is entitled to win survivor,and anyone that tries to vote him out are crucifiying jesus or something
First of all I AM SICK OF ALL THE HANTZ STUFF! I DON"T WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN.
I enjoyed the first half of survivor South Pacific. The tribe winning back a forth was fun and we haven't seen It in a while. When It got to the merge I found it predictable and boaring.
this is so funny and true... although you should have rubbed in the bit about the lack of survivor locations more... stupid people may not be able to get it... like the producers of the show... after all dont we want to influence them?
i would LOVE to see you play the game so i could laugh at you too, im sorry but dont insult people on the show that actually get far because you could play probably not get far yourself, and it makes you look stupid cuz you think you are an expert at this. dont be arrogant, show respect to the people there, and show some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, ok?
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What he sait :)
Lol. This is beautiful. Cochran
ozzy is my favourite survivor by far..
even though it didnt seem like coach knew wut he was doing he played the best game 100 percent cochran gave coach to much credit sayin he masterminded his strategy he didnt do it on purpose but the way he played was playing was genius sophie inmy opinion is the least deserving winner in all of survivor