[SS14] The Dark Hatchery: Prophesies of a Bleak Tomorrow

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @night_44000
    @night_44000 Місяць тому +160

    That seccie chasing a random firesuit down while being washed over by a tidal wave of carps is hilariously stupid. My brother in christ, you will all be consumed by fish.

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +65

      I lost my shit because of that it was so goddamn funny

    • @deer8071
      @deer8071 Місяць тому +21

      I was really confused watching that like wtf did that guy even do???

    • @night_44000
      @night_44000 Місяць тому +28

      @@deer8071 prolly just called the guy shitsec

    • @radil3732
      @radil3732 Місяць тому

      ​@@night_44000swarm of carps < someone calls you shitsec

    • @ji_six
      @ji_six Місяць тому +1

      You know what that means: FISH

  • @Boxmanlivesinabox
    @Boxmanlivesinabox Місяць тому +108

    Cyborg: To storm the keep would take a number beyond reckoning, thousands.
    Armok: Tens of thousands.
    Cyborg: But my lord there is no such force.
    (Ten thousand carp laughing in a welded locker)

  • @AveriV1
    @AveriV1 Місяць тому +98

    our ss14 livrah has posted

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 Місяць тому +22

    The botanist/chef/bartender/service assistant summoning a horde of the most disgusting monsters at will when slightly annoyed.

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Місяць тому +21

    _"YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS."_
    _"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH."_

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 Місяць тому +1

      FISH 🐟

    • @hypeman958
      @hypeman958 12 днів тому

      *lobotomy corp second trumpet starts playing*

  • @ratheruncreativename3252
    @ratheruncreativename3252 Місяць тому +23

    I was thinking, a fish prophecy sounded familiar, and you can see me at 7:30. I told the other botanist, "ah wis nae gonta go down wi'out a fight," drank a Bahama Mama to heal, and instantly died. Rest in peace, Davis Blyant.

  • @whitegorilla1368
    @whitegorilla1368 Місяць тому +72

    FISHOPPS REINCARNATED, WE ARE SO BACK!!
    i didnt know you could emag that, thats cool
    I literally personality switch into a crazy crackhead whenever i put a carp suit on in game and call myself carpman "carpman, fuck yeah" so now i wont be able to do this without being called an armok copycat.. its over..

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +28

      It also lets you create space ticks and flesh beasts btw, both of which are absolutely evil

    • @whitegorilla1368
      @whitegorilla1368 Місяць тому +29

      @@ARMOK. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN STOP MICROWAVING IDS"
      Five hundred space ticks:

  • @LV5_G.R.P.
    @LV5_G.R.P. Місяць тому +15

    Every spaceman lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Carp Nation attacked.

  • @hamburger_eatspie
    @hamburger_eatspie Місяць тому +8

    If I got mauled to death by a dude in a fish costume’s army of carp, I wouldn’t even be mad, I’d be impressed.

  • @Absolucy
    @Absolucy 29 днів тому +4

    glad to see carp shenanigans are a thing in SS14 too
    sincerely, a SS13 carp enjoyer

  • @andrewgreeb916
    @andrewgreeb916 Місяць тому +10

    Your factory reminded me of a round where we got endless hostile animals, we had 4 biomass reclaimers in the morgue chewing bodies that kept piling up, the janitor had to plunge the drain every 30 seconds and the blood and acid puddles kept getting bigger, atmos had overhaul the scrubbers from how much ammonia we had in there. Shame nobody gave us a bio fabricator. :(

  • @thisguydiablo
    @thisguydiablo Місяць тому +27

    A R M O K video on my day off!?! a blessing to be sure.

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +14

      I am doing this to your workplace as we speak

    • @orange8175
      @orange8175 Місяць тому +3

      @@ARMOK. there are bodies... EVERYWHERE!

    • @TRus87
      @TRus87 Місяць тому

      Sounds like @ARMOK. gave you the month off. We believe you @thisguydiablo that it's a coincidence that it was your rostered day off, but will the police?

  • @charlie-e3o1x
    @charlie-e3o1x Місяць тому +27

    there was so much blood on ATS

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +28

      About two weeks ago when I was prepping this there was a bug where the blood on the ATS would spread to the station in massive puddles out of nowhere and people started calling it "The Crimson Rot"

    • @thebadman6169
      @thebadman6169 Місяць тому +5

      @@ARMOK. If puddles can spread between grid theres no bug there, more than 20 units of reagents causes it to spread and puddle can hold like 2500u if my memory serves right, either way shuttles had to be damn soaked.

  • @cogcrewgrey7592
    @cogcrewgrey7592 Місяць тому +3

    Borgs getting assigned a task to kill and grind gorillas is a sort of task I WISH I would get assigned as a borg instead of something like usual.

  • @wraithdino1217
    @wraithdino1217 Місяць тому +18

    certainly funnier than teslaloosing

  • @godgaveyouhands2848
    @godgaveyouhands2848 Місяць тому +10

    Women fear me fish fear me I am alone on this barren earth

  • @Kjackhammer
    @Kjackhammer Місяць тому +8

    I never even knew the bioprinter could be emaged!

  • @firewalkwithjuno5421
    @firewalkwithjuno5421 Місяць тому +2

    The sci and eng heads seem so chill lmao, love that

  • @steffan_3725
    @steffan_3725 Місяць тому +5

    Lord I remember this round when you joined, after you did all your stuff I was talking with rd who was like “who could’ve possibly predicted this”

  • @dappermola1232
    @dappermola1232 Місяць тому +2

    impossible to watch this without cackling

  • @Boxmanlivesinabox
    @Boxmanlivesinabox Місяць тому +41

    Can’t wait for this “bug” to be “fixed”

  • @CommissarRedcat
    @CommissarRedcat Місяць тому +19

    Oh.... QM Lav won't financially recover from this. (lost connection due to internet outage on the later half of the shift so i did missed this)

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +12

      I was so worried you were going to walk into the factory producing evil creatures rather than money

    • @CommissarRedcat
      @CommissarRedcat Місяць тому +7

      I Indeed would have if it wasn't for that meddling internet I was on a cargo shuttle before I lost connection and when you started buying plasma.

  • @RazormoreHoku
    @RazormoreHoku Місяць тому +7

    Please help me budget
    E-mag $50
    Carpsuit $150
    Fucking Gorillas $100,000
    Please help my family cannot greentext :(

  • @imhorse
    @imhorse Місяць тому +10

    Carpler taking notes

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +3

      BRO WHO IS CARPLER WTF

    • @WordUser
      @WordUser Місяць тому +3

      @@ARMOK. Acorn/peash anjer meme

  • @Garrry2121
    @Garrry2121 Місяць тому +4

    The machine requires flesh. Flesh it shall get

  • @JackTheEternal
    @JackTheEternal 13 днів тому

    The prophecy of carp man was a prediction of blood and carnage.

  • @StoneBox_761a
    @StoneBox_761a 14 днів тому

    This guy is a super villian, aim for the stars big man.

  • @4dmost991
    @4dmost991 Місяць тому +4

    Five. Hundred. Carps

  • @Mudsson
    @Mudsson Місяць тому +18

    A carpillion casualties and NanoTransen still won't capitulate and grant carps the rights they deserve. This is life in John NanoTransen's Spessarica.

  • @shamblestf000
    @shamblestf000 Місяць тому +5

    Fish will consume the station.

  • @Sleekflight1
    @Sleekflight1 Місяць тому +3

    Fantastic editing, concept and execution

  • @rosef-ob5mc
    @rosef-ob5mc Місяць тому

    thank you for this im a space carp lover this is amazing.

  • @angrybabbu
    @angrybabbu Місяць тому +4

    Goated SoTC ost. Also what the fuck armok this is amazing

  • @PseudoGuido
    @PseudoGuido Місяць тому +1

    I sure am glad I watched till the end

  • @hamburger_eatspie
    @hamburger_eatspie Місяць тому +1

    9:35 average shift as medical:

  • @Dr.Misclick
    @Dr.Misclick Місяць тому +5

    Armok fans eating good today

  • @K0RT3K
    @K0RT3K Місяць тому +1

    Millions must carp.

  • @NafenX
    @NafenX Місяць тому

    Shadow of the Carplossus

  • @jackgold8199
    @jackgold8199 Місяць тому +1

    I was one of the syndicate refugees that game, got mauled and nobody found my body since it was way too dark

    • @jackgold8199
      @jackgold8199 Місяць тому

      You can see me at the 7:54 mark

  • @Lamadon_Pyreus
    @Lamadon_Pyreus Місяць тому +1

    CARPTIDE STATIONWIDE !!!

  • @Jim-ee6du
    @Jim-ee6du Місяць тому +6

    fishsuit op

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +2

      pls nerf

  • @Schizonibba
    @Schizonibba Місяць тому +2

    Based and carp pilled

  • @bog463
    @bog463 Місяць тому

    Oh hey I was in this round!!
    I’ll never forget how much blood was in ATS and the carp army

  • @sean7221
    @sean7221 Місяць тому

    PRAISE HIM!

  • @harmlesstherobot7181
    @harmlesstherobot7181 18 днів тому

    Syndicarp.
    Nice.

  • @veritius340
    @veritius340 Місяць тому

    You are a menace to the station.

  • @Jordan-i5l
    @Jordan-i5l Місяць тому

    Borg sweat shop is the best

  • @hamburger_eatspie
    @hamburger_eatspie Місяць тому +2

    4:47 the prophfishy*

  • @draconisfiresworn4240
    @draconisfiresworn4240 Місяць тому

    the carpler is real!!

  • @Game_And_Glitch3
    @Game_And_Glitch3 Місяць тому

    Where was this done? Grasshopper???

  • @Antharsis
    @Antharsis Місяць тому

    You can obtain more biomass, faster and for free by usin' specific botany plants with high yield an high potency.

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +1

      Sadly plants have a set 0.5 biomass per plant, and it is much faster to use gorillas. The main issue with it though is you cannot automate plant grinding using borgs

    • @Antharsis
      @Antharsis Місяць тому +2

      @@ARMOK. Each plant has a set amount of biomass it can make in the biogenerator, it isn't a universal 0.5, unless it is a specific edit in the hub from your server, some plants such as Eggplants give 6 biomass at 50 Potency, some other plants even more, also it allows you to cut the middle man (the borgs).

    • @WordUser
      @WordUser Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Antharsis there are 2 biomass things, the one that botany has roundstart that gives you biomass based on potency and nutrient content, and the biocube fabricator that only works using biomass from the biomass reclaimer, which has a set 0.5 yield for all plants regardless of potency, the botany one can't make carp or be emagged, only the biocube fabricator can be emagged.

    • @Antharsis
      @Antharsis Місяць тому

      @@WordUser So I think you're talking about the Biogenerator and the Biocube fabricator, on the server I play, Botany starts with the Biocube fabricator, Round start machines doesn't matter, you can just build them askin' Epi for a board, just like he did with the reclaimers, what I suggest is instead of building reclaimers, you build Biogenerators, put plants inside, recover the biomass from the Biogenerators, put them in the Biocube fabricator, et voilà, you get 3k biomass in under 20 minutes with 10-12 trays.

  • @guillermotux614
    @guillermotux614 Місяць тому +4

    Wich server tho

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +2

      Wizards Den Lizard

    • @guillermotux614
      @guillermotux614 Місяць тому

      Oh no i was banned forever

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому

      @@guillermotux614 appeal it

    • @Cubic_cat
      @Cubic_cat Місяць тому

      ​@@guillermotux614ban evade😊

    • @Cubic_cat
      @Cubic_cat Місяць тому

      ​@@guillermotux614it's really easy

  • @bob_the_first
    @bob_the_first Місяць тому

    i did this and got banned for the carps and killing qm for biomass for 1 week it was worth tho.

  • @deweylewey7820
    @deweylewey7820 Місяць тому

    carpe diem

  • @raku8391
    @raku8391 Місяць тому

    What server is this?

  • @jacobrutzke691
    @jacobrutzke691 Місяць тому

    What station is this?

  • @thebadman6169
    @thebadman6169 Місяць тому +2

    But did you have have DAGD/kill whole station objective?
    🤓Syndie grief, admin ban he! 🤓

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +4

      Look man sometimes bad thing have to happen to the station

  • @fernando47180
    @fernando47180 Місяць тому

    That last edit was lame. Genuinely cant see a reason for it

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому

      The end cards were supposed to pop up out of it. Did they not?

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 Місяць тому

      ​@@ARMOK.I'd have to check on the web version, but at least on mobile, all I see is one card recommendation off to the bottom left some seconds before the jumpscare, and then the jumpscare itself, with the card vanishing.

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +1

      @@fernando47180 I messed something up then, thank you for letting me know!

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 Місяць тому

      @@ARMOK. Well, now I feel bad :/ I'll find a better way of say things next time. Thanks for the video!

  • @Hunter-jf4ld
    @Hunter-jf4ld Місяць тому +1

    Staged

    • @ARMOK.
      @ARMOK.  Місяць тому +1

      Lizards den wizard round replay ID: 67424 read it and weep