That seccie chasing a random firesuit down while being washed over by a tidal wave of carps is hilariously stupid. My brother in christ, you will all be consumed by fish.
Cyborg: To storm the keep would take a number beyond reckoning, thousands. Armok: Tens of thousands. Cyborg: But my lord there is no such force. (Ten thousand carp laughing in a welded locker)
I was thinking, a fish prophecy sounded familiar, and you can see me at 7:30. I told the other botanist, "ah wis nae gonta go down wi'out a fight," drank a Bahama Mama to heal, and instantly died. Rest in peace, Davis Blyant.
FISHOPPS REINCARNATED, WE ARE SO BACK!! i didnt know you could emag that, thats cool I literally personality switch into a crazy crackhead whenever i put a carp suit on in game and call myself carpman "carpman, fuck yeah" so now i wont be able to do this without being called an armok copycat.. its over..
Your factory reminded me of a round where we got endless hostile animals, we had 4 biomass reclaimers in the morgue chewing bodies that kept piling up, the janitor had to plunge the drain every 30 seconds and the blood and acid puddles kept getting bigger, atmos had overhaul the scrubbers from how much ammonia we had in there. Shame nobody gave us a bio fabricator. :(
Sounds like @ARMOK. gave you the month off. We believe you @thisguydiablo that it's a coincidence that it was your rostered day off, but will the police?
About two weeks ago when I was prepping this there was a bug where the blood on the ATS would spread to the station in massive puddles out of nowhere and people started calling it "The Crimson Rot"
@@ARMOK. If puddles can spread between grid theres no bug there, more than 20 units of reagents causes it to spread and puddle can hold like 2500u if my memory serves right, either way shuttles had to be damn soaked.
Tried this months ago myself and a fucking Dragon showed up with their own carp and I was like "we're fine, this is good" then Dragon goes "YOU AINT A REAL CARP" and the PC carp bit me up. Thankfully I was admin revived on trade station with just "find your own way back" cuz I made a stink about player carps and dragons "making my item useless".
Sadly plants have a set 0.5 biomass per plant, and it is much faster to use gorillas. The main issue with it though is you cannot automate plant grinding using borgs
@@ARMOK. Each plant has a set amount of biomass it can make in the biogenerator, it isn't a universal 0.5, unless it is a specific edit in the hub from your server, some plants such as Eggplants give 6 biomass at 50 Potency, some other plants even more, also it allows you to cut the middle man (the borgs).
@@Antharsis there are 2 biomass things, the one that botany has roundstart that gives you biomass based on potency and nutrient content, and the biocube fabricator that only works using biomass from the biomass reclaimer, which has a set 0.5 yield for all plants regardless of potency, the botany one can't make carp or be emagged, only the biocube fabricator can be emagged.
@@WordUser So I think you're talking about the Biogenerator and the Biocube fabricator, on the server I play, Botany starts with the Biocube fabricator, Round start machines doesn't matter, you can just build them askin' Epi for a board, just like he did with the reclaimers, what I suggest is instead of building reclaimers, you build Biogenerators, put plants inside, recover the biomass from the Biogenerators, put them in the Biocube fabricator, et voilà, you get 3k biomass in under 20 minutes with 10-12 trays.
@@ARMOK.I'd have to check on the web version, but at least on mobile, all I see is one card recommendation off to the bottom left some seconds before the jumpscare, and then the jumpscare itself, with the card vanishing.
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That seccie chasing a random firesuit down while being washed over by a tidal wave of carps is hilariously stupid. My brother in christ, you will all be consumed by fish.
I lost my shit because of that it was so goddamn funny
I was really confused watching that like wtf did that guy even do???
@@deergoths prolly just called the guy shitsec
@@night_44000swarm of carps < someone calls you shitsec
You know what that means: FISH
Cyborg: To storm the keep would take a number beyond reckoning, thousands.
Armok: Tens of thousands.
Cyborg: But my lord there is no such force.
(Ten thousand carp laughing in a welded locker)
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_"YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS."_
_"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH."_
FISH 🐟
*lobotomy corp second trumpet starts playing*
insert 5 billion sound cues of *FISH*
the stench draws in a bear
our ss14 livrah has posted
I was just thinking that
The botanist/chef/bartender/service assistant summoning a horde of the most disgusting monsters at will when slightly annoyed.
Every spaceman lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Carp Nation attacked.
I was thinking, a fish prophecy sounded familiar, and you can see me at 7:30. I told the other botanist, "ah wis nae gonta go down wi'out a fight," drank a Bahama Mama to heal, and instantly died. Rest in peace, Davis Blyant.
FISHOPPS REINCARNATED, WE ARE SO BACK!!
i didnt know you could emag that, thats cool
I literally personality switch into a crazy crackhead whenever i put a carp suit on in game and call myself carpman "carpman, fuck yeah" so now i wont be able to do this without being called an armok copycat.. its over..
It also lets you create space ticks and flesh beasts btw, both of which are absolutely evil
@@ARMOK. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN STOP MICROWAVING IDS"
Five hundred space ticks:
glad to see carp shenanigans are a thing in SS14 too
sincerely, a SS13 carp enjoyer
Your factory reminded me of a round where we got endless hostile animals, we had 4 biomass reclaimers in the morgue chewing bodies that kept piling up, the janitor had to plunge the drain every 30 seconds and the blood and acid puddles kept getting bigger, atmos had overhaul the scrubbers from how much ammonia we had in there. Shame nobody gave us a bio fabricator. :(
A R M O K video on my day off!?! a blessing to be sure.
I am doing this to your workplace as we speak
@@ARMOK. there are bodies... EVERYWHERE!
Sounds like @ARMOK. gave you the month off. We believe you @thisguydiablo that it's a coincidence that it was your rostered day off, but will the police?
there was so much blood on ATS
About two weeks ago when I was prepping this there was a bug where the blood on the ATS would spread to the station in massive puddles out of nowhere and people started calling it "The Crimson Rot"
@@ARMOK. If puddles can spread between grid theres no bug there, more than 20 units of reagents causes it to spread and puddle can hold like 2500u if my memory serves right, either way shuttles had to be damn soaked.
Borgs getting assigned a task to kill and grind gorillas is a sort of task I WISH I would get assigned as a borg instead of something like usual.
Can’t wait for this “bug” to be “fixed”
If I got mauled to death by a dude in a fish costume’s army of carp, I wouldn’t even be mad, I’d be impressed.
Carpler taking notes
BRO WHO IS CARPLER WTF
@@ARMOK. Acorn/peash anjer meme
I never even knew the bioprinter could be emaged!
The sci and eng heads seem so chill lmao, love that
certainly funnier than teslaloosing
Women fear me fish fear me I am alone on this barren earth
Lord I remember this round when you joined, after you did all your stuff I was talking with rd who was like “who could’ve possibly predicted this”
Oh.... QM Lav won't financially recover from this. (lost connection due to internet outage on the later half of the shift so i did missed this)
I was so worried you were going to walk into the factory producing evil creatures rather than money
I Indeed would have if it wasn't for that meddling internet I was on a cargo shuttle before I lost connection and when you started buying plasma.
Please help me budget
E-mag $50
Carpsuit $150
Fucking Gorillas $100,000
Please help my family cannot greentext :(
The machine requires flesh. Flesh it shall get
A carpillion casualties and NanoTransen still won't capitulate and grant carps the rights they deserve. This is life in John NanoTransen's Spessarica.
impossible to watch this without cackling
Fantastic editing, concept and execution
The prophecy of carp man was a prediction of blood and carnage.
Five. Hundred. Carps
I sure am glad I watched till the end
This guy is a super villian, aim for the stars big man.
9:35 average shift as medical:
Armok fans eating good today
thank you for this im a space carp lover this is amazing.
Fish will consume the station.
Goated SoTC ost. Also what the fuck armok this is amazing
Millions must carp.
fishsuit op
pls nerf
Based and carp pilled
CARPTIDE STATIONWIDE !!!
I was one of the syndicate refugees that game, got mauled and nobody found my body since it was way too dark
You can see me at the 7:54 mark
Shadow of the Carplossus
Oh hey I was in this round!!
I’ll never forget how much blood was in ATS and the carp army
PRAISE HIM!
Syndicarp.
Nice.
4:47 the prophfishy*
You are a menace to the station.
Borg sweat shop is the best
Tried this months ago myself and a fucking Dragon showed up with their own carp and I was like "we're fine, this is good" then Dragon goes "YOU AINT A REAL CARP" and the PC carp bit me up.
Thankfully I was admin revived on trade station with just "find your own way back" cuz I made a stink about player carps and dragons "making my item useless".
the carpler is real!!
Wich server tho
Wizards Den Lizard
Oh no i was banned forever
@@guillermotux614 appeal it
@@guillermotux614ban evade😊
@@guillermotux614it's really easy
Where was this done? Grasshopper???
Lizard
You can obtain more biomass, faster and for free by usin' specific botany plants with high yield an high potency.
Sadly plants have a set 0.5 biomass per plant, and it is much faster to use gorillas. The main issue with it though is you cannot automate plant grinding using borgs
@@ARMOK. Each plant has a set amount of biomass it can make in the biogenerator, it isn't a universal 0.5, unless it is a specific edit in the hub from your server, some plants such as Eggplants give 6 biomass at 50 Potency, some other plants even more, also it allows you to cut the middle man (the borgs).
@@Antharsis there are 2 biomass things, the one that botany has roundstart that gives you biomass based on potency and nutrient content, and the biocube fabricator that only works using biomass from the biomass reclaimer, which has a set 0.5 yield for all plants regardless of potency, the botany one can't make carp or be emagged, only the biocube fabricator can be emagged.
@@WordUser So I think you're talking about the Biogenerator and the Biocube fabricator, on the server I play, Botany starts with the Biocube fabricator, Round start machines doesn't matter, you can just build them askin' Epi for a board, just like he did with the reclaimers, what I suggest is instead of building reclaimers, you build Biogenerators, put plants inside, recover the biomass from the Biogenerators, put them in the Biocube fabricator, et voilà, you get 3k biomass in under 20 minutes with 10-12 trays.
carpe diem
The problem is that everyone in your country is a pdf file.
Brother what does this have to do with me or the video and also wtf
What station is this?
Core
What server is this?
Lizard
i did this and got banned for the carps and killing qm for biomass for 1 week it was worth tho.
But did you have have DAGD/kill whole station objective?
🤓Syndie grief, admin ban he! 🤓
Look man sometimes bad thing have to happen to the station
That last edit was lame. Genuinely cant see a reason for it
The end cards were supposed to pop up out of it. Did they not?
@@ARMOK.I'd have to check on the web version, but at least on mobile, all I see is one card recommendation off to the bottom left some seconds before the jumpscare, and then the jumpscare itself, with the card vanishing.
@@fernando47180 I messed something up then, thank you for letting me know!
@@ARMOK. Well, now I feel bad :/ I'll find a better way of say things next time. Thanks for the video!
Staged
Lizards den wizard round replay ID: 67424 read it and weep