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  • @hannahjane324
    @hannahjane324 6 років тому +2539

    I don’t think I’ve ever related more to the Miranda cosgrove screensaver behind Lucas.

  • @allanat5082
    @allanat5082 6 років тому +2490

    "I HAVE DEPRESSION?!?!??"
    "WHAT DO I DO???!?!?!??1?1?!?!"
    "Sexuality?"
    "I'm turning bisexual"

  • @sadieb27
    @sadieb27 6 років тому +2152

    13:12
    "My 40s are going great- oh, I have gonorrhea".
    "Whatever, I'm pissed, I'm gonna murder someone".
    😂😂😂😂

  • @tarni5313
    @tarni5313 5 років тому +1396

    *gets rejected from the adoption centre*
    because i have a criminal record?
    _judgy_

  • @miaasf._..132
    @miaasf._..132 6 років тому +8399

    PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES

  • @slaaydn6340
    @slaaydn6340 6 років тому +840

    “ MY DAD JUST DIED AND NOW I CANT GO TO CLUB SILICONE BECAUSE IM UGLY”
    and here i was thinking i had struggles..

  • @spitfire126
    @spitfire126 6 років тому +3369

    "My dad died from the flu. I'm gonna skip the funeral cause I'm busy..."
    2 secs later...
    "Now I have the flu!?"
    Karma sucks XD

    • @isla5448
      @isla5448 5 років тому +8

      spitfire126 just wanted to say I was the 300th like :)

    • @m3owness
      @m3owness 5 років тому +2

      haha yeah.. ex dee

    • @HiHi-zu1qq
      @HiHi-zu1qq 5 років тому

      Isla’s Life that’s nice :)

    • @kreyzeegamingadventures4535
      @kreyzeegamingadventures4535 5 років тому

      i died from stroke in the games

    • @aliahferrer7298
      @aliahferrer7298 5 років тому

      Isla’s Life hgtyjnggggfrrtyyyj. Coo🦉🦉🐸🙉🐶🐹🐻🐯🐯🐷🐵🐦🐥🦉🦅🐺🐝🦄🦄🦄🦄🐝🐝🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

  • @lilly9492
    @lilly9492 6 років тому +2330

    “Just because I got another girl pregnant?! Talk about dramatic” 😂

  • @krysjade5483
    @krysjade5483 5 років тому +733

    *gets outta prison*
    *immediately tries to murder again* 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @kaliefink859
    @kaliefink859 6 років тому +1505

    I feel like this app was made for Lucas

    • @claireastolfi1315
      @claireastolfi1315 5 років тому +2

      Yup

    • @nadiagrace9739
      @nadiagrace9739 5 років тому +2

      same tho lmao

    • @weedman421
      @weedman421 5 років тому +5

      This app was made for Fred

    • @amyl6041
      @amyl6041 5 років тому +4

      Does anyone else notice the pic of young Miranda Cosgrove on his screensaver?

  • @DaveDisci
    @DaveDisci 6 років тому +2879

    Life lesson, I guess plastic surgery is the answer to everything.

    • @elizabeth-fy8pc
      @elizabeth-fy8pc 6 років тому +11

      Dave Disci Vlogs now you are officially ready for life

    • @HeyyitzAlyssa
      @HeyyitzAlyssa 6 років тому +26

      Dave Disci Vlogs and sex lol

    • @niebruh
      @niebruh 6 років тому +7

      No pound town is

    • @imseungkwan
      @imseungkwan 6 років тому +5

      Dave Disci Vlogs it boosts your health, happiness and looks

    • @delaneyrose9234
      @delaneyrose9234 6 років тому

      Dave Disci Vlogs and sex cures your depression.

  • @HELLOitsME393
    @HELLOitsME393 6 років тому +2346

    Lucas’s whole life going to shit in this app is me on the daily in RL 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @mckennagleaton5468
      @mckennagleaton5468 6 років тому +16

      HELLOitsME393 don’t get in a fight at a Carrie Underwood concert 😂

    • @julia-oj3wx
      @julia-oj3wx 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @neamhdhlisteanach6720
      @neamhdhlisteanach6720 6 років тому +6

      So you’ve went to jail multiple times and had multiple STIs?

    • @HELLOitsME393
      @HELLOitsME393 6 років тому +8

      Neamhdhlisteanach lmao it’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard 😂😂

    • @sparkle7653
      @sparkle7653 6 років тому +6

      I hate when they botch my penis enlargement surgery 😂

  • @reillyshannon9323
    @reillyshannon9323 5 років тому +501

    “Oh wait she doesn’t have a lot of money. Not my type. 😂😂

  • @igriz2778
    @igriz2778 5 років тому +202

    "I had sex and I smoked my first cigarette my forties are going great.. oop I have gonorrhea"
    LMFAO 💀💀

  • @sydnee4509
    @sydnee4509 6 років тому +945

    *getting a sugar daddy in bitlife*

  • @splash2849
    @splash2849 6 років тому +1625

    *dad dies
    *skips the funeral
    *“I’m too busy”*

  • @celiamae2406
    @celiamae2406 6 років тому +226

    “are you kidding i’m ugly?! i’ve never been ugly in my life. it’s going to be weird not being beautiful, like what! whatever we’ll see what it’s like from the other side.”
    is a full mood

  • @caralyncalabrese8536
    @caralyncalabrese8536 6 років тому +1260

    watching lucas instead of actually doing anything >>>>>

  • @miawilson317
    @miawilson317 6 років тому +559

    I love how Miranda Cosgrove is your computer screen even though you were in an episode of icarly with her 😂

    • @evec6366
      @evec6366 4 роки тому +19

      He changes it in every video lolll

    • @mylove-zj1rc
      @mylove-zj1rc 4 роки тому +10

      I was hoping someone would point that out

    • @yvngboyxo
      @yvngboyxo 4 роки тому +2

      Which episode?

    • @gacha_cookie9310
      @gacha_cookie9310 4 роки тому

      What episode is it?

    • @mylove-zj1rc
      @mylove-zj1rc 4 роки тому +10

      @@gacha_cookie9310 The episode where they show Lucas, and Freddie says he doesn't think his Videos are "All that funny". And fred(lucas) says he just will stop making videos. I'm not sure what season or episode it is, but It is easy to look up.

  • @alovingfeeling9402
    @alovingfeeling9402 5 років тому +577

    Once I had 55 lovers, 10 kids (with all different dads) and then I came out as gay at 70 and got married 🤠😎

  • @queenaguo9524
    @queenaguo9524 6 років тому +332

    Can I just say.... I played the game after the video and it was intense. I had a house, car, husband and two kids? All my bars were 90%- 100%. It really felt like my life and I was really getting attached to my character. But as all my friends and family were dieing off as I was still alive at 106. I was getting really anxious, like my heart was beating really fast and I felt uncomfortable, nothing mattered anymore so I ended my own life just to finish the game. It makes me wonder, is this what you would feel like in real life if you loved that old?

    • @kylerjohnson3639
      @kylerjohnson3639 6 років тому +40

      Queena Guo damn that’s deep.

    • @dylantd9189
      @dylantd9189 6 років тому +20

      But didn't you have any grandkids? Not sure about grandkid interactions in the game, but real life you'd have grand kids and greatgrandkids to love.

    • @Mstephanie789
      @Mstephanie789 6 років тому +4

      yes, everyone experiences loss

    • @miss_laurinah4646
      @miss_laurinah4646 6 років тому +5

      When I'd played, I had 7 children, got married 5 or 6 times and I'd lived up to be 120, but I died after 6 of my children and 5 or 4 of my wifes/husbands dies. I had 5 millions dollar left over when I died. I felt so sad when everyone was dying before me

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 2 роки тому

      Omg

  • @zaniahsims
    @zaniahsims 6 років тому +706

    omg lucas + bitlife?? yes please

  • @turkkayla
    @turkkayla 6 років тому +531

    Lucas is so under rated in the UA-cam community.

    • @justanotherfangirl8927
      @justanotherfangirl8927 6 років тому +5

      Ho👏nest👏lyyy👏 I'm patiently waiting for him to hit 3 mill.

    • @misheerr
      @misheerr 6 років тому +16

      And he basically invented youtubers

  • @ellamorton7930
    @ellamorton7930 5 років тому +75

    “You forced me into a Carrie Underwood concert and now you’re trying to make me date a sixteen year old like what the hell”

  • @abbystouffer
    @abbystouffer 5 років тому +319

    This game just shows you the truth
    *that life is depressing*

  • @IndigoDetry
    @IndigoDetry 6 років тому +715

    “i have depression.... what do i do to fix it?”
    ME

  • @HeyyitzAlyssa
    @HeyyitzAlyssa 6 років тому +356

    “I was a planned pregnancy. Jealous of that”💀😂 lol same lucas same

  • @sierragracedesigns
    @sierragracedesigns 6 років тому +404

    This game is lowkey the sims

    • @gabb5
      @gabb5 6 років тому +3

      The sims for people who like to read

  • @elizabethhamby2628
    @elizabethhamby2628 5 років тому +251

    I have depression?!!
    What do I Do?!?!
    sExUaLiTy?!
    iM bIsExUaL!
    Ps: I think Lucas is addicted to plastic surgery 😂

    • @vickybee_
      @vickybee_ 5 років тому +2

      Oh mah god its me im literally a depressed Bisexual lol (i dont mean to say it Annoyingly lol)

  • @baldfails165
    @baldfails165 5 років тому +93

    Try doing the sugar daddy challenge:
    So basically you go to the dating app and choose the oldest age. Get married, and wait for them to die or kill them. Done

  • @bagofcorn7434
    @bagofcorn7434 6 років тому +528

    *Let me take off my clothes at your establishment*

    • @georgina_5710
      @georgina_5710 5 років тому +3

      Question: how to you use the bold font rather then the normal font?

    • @itsyourgrapemon9598
      @itsyourgrapemon9598 5 років тому +2

      @@georgina_5710 you put * * on both sides on your text. *like this*

    • @georgina_5710
      @georgina_5710 5 років тому +3

      Billie Eyelash thanks so much

    • @georgina_5710
      @georgina_5710 5 років тому +5

      Billie Eyelash *thanks*

    • @rainapinto1344
      @rainapinto1344 5 років тому

      Billie Eyelash omg I love Billie Eilish

  • @Jenna-fc7sy
    @Jenna-fc7sy 6 років тому +275

    "My forties are going great! Oh, I have gonorrhea"

  • @amandacueto739
    @amandacueto739 6 років тому +229

    “Middle school sims adiction” CAN RELATE

  • @suohsgirl4526
    @suohsgirl4526 5 років тому +104

    “Everyone in my family was a mistake according to our parents.”
    I have never related to anything more in my life

  • @rileyhester6408
    @rileyhester6408 5 років тому +53

    me: remember when he was on iCarly
    him: puts miranda cosgrove in the background

  • @slaaydn6340
    @slaaydn6340 6 років тому +135

    Lucas skipping loved ones funeral and only caring about money and plastic surgery is hella mood tho

  • @andrea-zx4hs
    @andrea-zx4hs 6 років тому +320

    I think Lucas is addicted to plastic surgery.

  • @user-lq3ub5yb3v
    @user-lq3ub5yb3v 6 років тому +645

    YOU CAN GET A SUGAR DADDY IN THIS GAME, LUCAS

    • @hxlsxv
      @hxlsxv 6 років тому +9

      WHERE DO I FIND THIS

    • @coolsycamore485
      @coolsycamore485 6 років тому +1

      Love ur pfp

    • @snugglytrait
      @snugglytrait 6 років тому +35

      Hal Severino use the dating app and marry an old, rich guy and wait till he dies

    • @hxlsxv
      @hxlsxv 6 років тому +3

      ella swan thank u queen

    • @joelseymour2422
      @joelseymour2422 6 років тому +5

      Or marry a rich old person and kill them

  • @itsgemmaaaa
    @itsgemmaaaa 5 років тому +29

    I feel like I’m riding an actual rollercoaster watching this

  • @marvelart5358
    @marvelart5358 5 років тому +50

    I played this and at 5 years old i had depression

  • @yarakhalil743
    @yarakhalil743 6 років тому +311

    I only paid attention to my queen Miranda in the background

  • @Aylaahh
    @Aylaahh 6 років тому +143

    “OMG inheritance! Let’s skip the funeral.”
    LMAOO

  • @blackpinkjjang9116
    @blackpinkjjang9116 6 років тому +214

    Sugar Daddy/Baby mode on BitLife WHEN?!

    • @madisoun3758
      @madisoun3758 6 років тому +8

      Hope jjang you can actually be a sugar baby/daddy you just have to go on the dating app and get 80+ or 18-19

    • @blackpinkjjang9116
      @blackpinkjjang9116 6 років тому +1

      madisoun omg yes we stan

    • @madisoun3758
      @madisoun3758 6 років тому +2

      tina lmao when they die

  • @girlmamakait3251
    @girlmamakait3251 5 років тому +9

    I’ve played this game before! I love it

  • @leahdixon2787
    @leahdixon2787 5 років тому +21

    “I know when u look at me your like...ew”
    Relate?😂😂

  • @denilsonjovel7570
    @denilsonjovel7570 6 років тому +318

    After I watched this I played. I was Egyptian Chemical Engineer. I had 5 children, one lover, he cheated, he was a sugar daddy. I died with ovaries cancer at 47. But at least I had a $2 million networth 💅

    • @taylrbarber5560
      @taylrbarber5560 6 років тому +6

      Lol noob,, I once had 11m net worth🤠

    • @guambrady
      @guambrady 6 років тому +10

      Taylr Barber i had a $117M net worth 🤤

    • @denilsonjovel7570
      @denilsonjovel7570 6 років тому +5

      KEEZUS now how the f did you do that. Can you become a celebrity??

    • @guambrady
      @guambrady 6 років тому +12

      DENILSON JOVEL yeah you can become a celebrity, but i won the lottery and it was about $80M, and i was working as a porn director and was making almost a million dollars a year.

    • @yooseul__
      @yooseul__ 5 років тому +12

      DENILSON JOVEL
      Working in the porn industry in BitLife gets you places

  • @icantthinkofaname5240
    @icantthinkofaname5240 6 років тому +102

    The moral of the story is sex and plastic surgery fixes everything!

  • @sebastianmontanez3167
    @sebastianmontanez3167 6 років тому +104

    i love to be welcomed to the chan chan everytimee

  • @63TgCZMGW2
    @63TgCZMGW2 5 років тому +5

    youtube keeps recommending me videos of yours and tbh i havent been disappointed

  • @faithm6013
    @faithm6013 6 років тому +305

    Yaassss sis #early love this chan chan

  • @seanluzdeluna8153
    @seanluzdeluna8153 6 років тому +73

    That little Megan on the computer screen! Ba ha ha HAAAA!!!! LMFAO y'all! 😁😂🤣🤣🤣
    I stan Lucas so hard fot that right now! Ha ha ha! 😁🤣

    • @physicalgrafitti4684
      @physicalgrafitti4684 5 років тому +1

      Bob Smith I know all I could look at was that it was so distracting to the video

    • @seanluzdeluna8153
      @seanluzdeluna8153 5 років тому +1

      Hen Dawg, ikr! Lucas is such a legend! Ha ha ha. 😀😁

  • @mellajones379
    @mellajones379 6 років тому +105

    So I keep looking back at the miranda picture and I keep thinking...didn't you meet Miranda Cosgrove?

    • @2479caro
      @2479caro 6 років тому +2

      Cam's Everydaylife yes he was on icarly

    • @2479caro
      @2479caro 6 років тому +1

      Cam's Everydaylife it was iconic

    • @zoe01038
      @zoe01038 6 років тому

      Caroline I don’t recognise him?

    • @2479caro
      @2479caro 6 років тому +3

      Contortion with Zoe he was on icarly playing Fred as a guest appearance

    • @zoe01038
      @zoe01038 6 років тому

      Oooooohhhh I think I know who he is!

  • @U.dontknow_Amirah
    @U.dontknow_Amirah Рік тому +4

    8:33 pound town. Just left pound town

  • @aprilsmith5847
    @aprilsmith5847 5 років тому +5

    "The sillicon"
    'I CAN"T GO IN CAUSE MY LOOKS ARE LOW?! BICH"
    I died 4:20

  • @Megaslushi34
    @Megaslushi34 6 років тому +37

    LUCAS, this upload schedule is insane. I’m soooooo here for it 🙌🙌🙌

  • @xlilimariex
    @xlilimariex 6 років тому +48

    This was one hell of a rollercoaster ride 😂

  • @mercerg4164
    @mercerg4164 6 років тому +41

    “this is pound town” i’m d y i n g

  • @rottenradish5459
    @rottenradish5459 5 років тому +1

    Rewatching this for the third time, still laughing my ass off. Love your reaction. Please make this a series, I have never been laugh this loud in such a long time hahaha

  • @isladrain5290
    @isladrain5290 5 років тому +16

    I love how after every bad thing he just went straight to plastic surgery 😂💓

  • @EmeraldEyesGrl
    @EmeraldEyesGrl 6 років тому +18

    “Oh my god I’m facing 80 years in prison, FOR A WEDGIE???” LOL dude I just shat myself laughing this is too funny😂

  • @riley7133
    @riley7133 6 років тому +21

    I love that you're started to post more!!

  • @rachelmara434
    @rachelmara434 6 років тому +38

    my 40’s are going great!
    *ive been diagnosed with gonorrhea*

  • @usinkash4663
    @usinkash4663 5 років тому +36

    *sniff*
    “At least there’s Facetune”

  • @saraglover9970
    @saraglover9970 4 роки тому +4

    “this is pound town”
    *lucas silently judging his choice of words*
    “not gonna say that agian”
    *2 minutes later*
    “pound town is over”
    *2 seconds after that*
    “as they say when you kiss the bride; your pound towns are over. now it’s pound town.”
    *rethinks past uses of ‘pound town’ and self loathes for a whole 2 seconds but then gets over it*
    “jUsT mOviNg oN”

  • @lvria1233
    @lvria1233 6 років тому +76

    You better start a gaming chan chan

  • @dulcie5840
    @dulcie5840 6 років тому +45

    I didn’t know I needed this till now

  • @mollyrose910
    @mollyrose910 6 років тому +72

    Last time I was this early , Lucas was 'straight'.

  • @nessa7782
    @nessa7782 6 років тому +2

    Lucas this better be a series I’m leaving it up to you. It’s hilarious

  • @jilly4939
    @jilly4939 5 років тому +1

    finally found a youtuber that i can watch until dttuesday hehe
    lucas ty for providing these wondeful videos lol i loVE yoU

  • @radmaddie9574
    @radmaddie9574 6 років тому +123

    Anyone notice Miranda cosgrove in the background

  • @yep8003
    @yep8003 6 років тому +56

    do Bitlife sugar daddy version

  • @clovercabello7359
    @clovercabello7359 6 років тому +334

    *he reminds me of the Fred Show*

    • @exolaruia8789
      @exolaruia8789 6 років тому +1

      clover cabello tru

    • @vshaiwksbjsowi1165
      @vshaiwksbjsowi1165 6 років тому +38

      He IS Fred🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️keep up lmao (well was fred but ya know what I mean)

    • @3rlca
      @3rlca 6 років тому +9

      άλφα He is fred

    • @3rlca
      @3rlca 6 років тому +6

      clover cabello he is fred

    • @BizzlesBaby
      @BizzlesBaby 5 років тому +9

      dogsnpuppers Woosh

  • @lillypenner785
    @lillypenner785 5 років тому +5

    Man this was so inspirational! ! Thx!!

  • @skibdee
    @skibdee 5 років тому +12

    I wasted a whole ass day (more like days) playing this godforsaken game. Why is it so addictive? lmao

  • @444shrimps
    @444shrimps 6 років тому +54

    Play “dirty sexy teenagers” on Episode

  • @MT2411
    @MT2411 6 років тому +7

    *Lucas always has the most iconic backgrounds on his computer!*

  • @unknow_oh
    @unknow_oh 6 років тому +42

    2:31 Well that happened.

  • @8385emma
    @8385emma 6 років тому +3

    This is the first time ive seen one of your videos and i already subscribed because i was greeted with, "welcome to the chan chan bItCh" You're amazing

  • @bethanythomas9797
    @bethanythomas9797 5 років тому

    I can’t believe this, I used to watch Fred every single day I used to want Judy to get with you and my mum literally hated me watching your videos because your voice was so squeaky and the volume was on 100% 😂😂 having major nostalgia

  • @sarshymcharteris8559
    @sarshymcharteris8559 6 років тому +16

    Omg this made my day, definitely make this a into a series!!!😂😂😂

    • @leighdunhoff3189
      @leighdunhoff3189 5 років тому

      sarshym charteris you know what also made my day on the bus I saw a car with frost on top of it and it said FUCK ME HARD with a dick next to it I laughed silently cause I had no one in my seat but told my friends and we were having the best time ever

  • @JCox305
    @JCox305 6 років тому +107

    Arent u fred from that one show?

  • @finnthefabulous5456
    @finnthefabulous5456 6 років тому +83

    S L A Y.

  • @ellarris6666
    @ellarris6666 4 роки тому +3

    Lucas: long speech on how looks aren’t everything
    Also Lucas: lets go get a boyfriend to get happy

  • @jamied.5612
    @jamied.5612 2 роки тому

    We need Lucas to do a Sims 4 gameplay series. The antics could never be topped!

  • @vilo3334
    @vilo3334 6 років тому +6

    I honestly don’t remember watching this whole video for 15 minutes but I did and I think I enjoyed it

  • @beehivedolls2237
    @beehivedolls2237 6 років тому +17

    I was playing Bitlife before watching this lmao! I love you sooooo much bby ❤️

  • @zhaira9361
    @zhaira9361 6 років тому +45

    *im pergantenant*

  • @loveydovey8420
    @loveydovey8420 5 років тому +1

    My new favorite UA-camr

  • @regina-uo9rg
    @regina-uo9rg 5 років тому +3

    plz make this a series!!😂 i haven’t laughed this hard in a while😭😂

  • @nfvy8111
    @nfvy8111 6 років тому +14

    OMG this game reminds me of another game called “Alter ego.” You should play that!!!

  • @tianalee94
    @tianalee94 6 років тому +23

    when i saw the title i knew this was gonna be the best vid i saw in a minute

  • @maddiebentley1981
    @maddiebentley1981 6 років тому +62

    “i was a planned pregnancy” *JeAlOUs Of ThAt* me too lucas me too

  • @eccentricjaz8506
    @eccentricjaz8506 6 років тому +1

    man i love your content ! 😭🖤

  • @c0rd3lia_summers5
    @c0rd3lia_summers5 5 років тому +1

    I had a dream about Lucas and now I’m obsessed and in love with him 😂❤️

  • @deborahpelcastre
    @deborahpelcastre 6 років тому +11

    "Ima skip the funeral because I'm busy!" 😂😂😂 I died. Please come skip my funeral! Haha

  • @inurscreen894
    @inurscreen894 6 років тому +17

    the reason why i play: to ruin lives so i don’t have to ruin my own

  • @iguguvibiufuvuvububin9280
    @iguguvibiufuvuvububin9280 6 років тому +14

    love the background

    • @jijij90
      @jijij90 6 років тому

      ik super cute

  • @ariellam4916
    @ariellam4916 5 років тому

    This is why we love Lucas.

  • @myles534
    @myles534 5 років тому +14

    My mom just died...
    BUT I GOT AN Inheritance!!!!
    Yasssssss

  • @CassieCarlyleMurrin
    @CassieCarlyleMurrin 6 років тому +63

    *Starting my new bitlife* 😂😂😂