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  • @xxkingskittlesx6923
    @xxkingskittlesx6923 4 роки тому +2709

    As a Chris this is extremely uncomfortable us Chris’s don’t claim him

    • @thatonedudethatremindsthet1575
      @thatonedudethatremindsthet1575 4 роки тому +108

      As someone from the fnaf fandom this is so uncomfortable

    • @chr1s544
      @chr1s544 4 роки тому +230

      That dude betrayed the Chris group he shall be banished

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 роки тому +81

      *that Chris is a bunch of Piss-*

    • @WooW1738
      @WooW1738 4 роки тому +42

      but what kind of Chris? Christopher or Christian?

    • @silentprincess2032
      @silentprincess2032 4 роки тому +30

      @@WooW1738 chrisothy?

  • @januaryravelo4342
    @januaryravelo4342 4 роки тому +2876

    After that, Chris' grandma became his sleep paralysis demon.

    • @X0734-z8z
      @X0734-z8z 4 роки тому +162

      Ahhh yes, to make it better. The grandma would appear with a box full of cookies and then, she would start to slowly eat them while Chris is paralyzed

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +61

      @@X0734-z8z why did this terrify me

    • @X0734-z8z
      @X0734-z8z 4 роки тому +71

      @@randompromises1038 i'm pretty good at imagining creepy things and making (most of the time) detailed pictures of them. But man sometimes i go beyond and scare myself

    • @LuisValentinee
      @LuisValentinee 4 роки тому +21

      On the meat bone

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +17

      @@LuisValentinee bone the meat on

  • @himikoyumenotheultimatedet3411
    @himikoyumenotheultimatedet3411 4 роки тому +6427

    I'm sure the grandma is disappointed in this guy.

  • @1-555-FUSHIGURO
    @1-555-FUSHIGURO 4 роки тому +1091

    I genuinely feel bad for Emma, like seriously, who does that bs 💀

  • @thefloofbirb8489
    @thefloofbirb8489 4 роки тому +126

    I know this is really insignificant, but i have autism and slight dyslexia, so Pegasus putting a red line where tge sentence hes reading starts is so helpful and i don’t see that barely anywhere else-
    So thank you Pegasus for such a small thing 💖

  • @dayanivanov
    @dayanivanov 4 роки тому +1691

    "I don't even care about you anyways"
    *proceeds to call 349 times*

    • @Sauc1nn
      @Sauc1nn 4 роки тому +50

      Too true. Not all men are like this

    • @BunniesSakura45
      @BunniesSakura45 4 роки тому +33

      Happened to my sister 3 days ago

    • @NadDew
      @NadDew 4 роки тому +22

      Some people doesn't want want being dumped in a relationship even if they not interested
      My guess he will dump her if she returns to him

    • @anzu927
      @anzu927 4 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @brickedup0
      @brickedup0 4 роки тому +4

      you have 349 likes

  • @DNDEXC3000
    @DNDEXC3000 4 роки тому +1478

    When he said "Finding your lost dad"
    That hit home

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 4 роки тому +29

      And he got my carton of skim milk, just what I needed

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/v-deo.html😱

    • @Aurakin
      @Aurakin 4 роки тому +15

      Ever since than, I am a skinny dude because I haven’t drank milk for years now

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 4 роки тому +11

      dad still hasn't came back to give me my carton of milk :((((((

    • @xx-qr7jh
      @xx-qr7jh 4 роки тому +3

      That didn't hit close to home but far my intentions are to sending my dad roaches or finding the ones I sent him in mail years ago

  • @iwantcake7703
    @iwantcake7703 4 роки тому +732

    Pegasus: "Before someone dislikes this video.."
    Me: *sees exactly one dislike*

    • @lolzterritory7762
      @lolzterritory7762 4 роки тому +4

      That was me

    • @piss5000
      @piss5000 4 роки тому +20

      @@lolzterritory7762 Lmao, your name is probably Chris (not saying that you're the person in the video)

    • @noibat7034
      @noibat7034 4 роки тому +6

      Probably Chris and his 40 alts

    • @lolzterritory7762
      @lolzterritory7762 4 роки тому +4

      @MemeAzim Likes MSM And Brawl Stars lol chill bro that wasn't me

    • @piss5000
      @piss5000 4 роки тому

      @@lolzterritory7762 Lol

  • @earlthegamer7429
    @earlthegamer7429 4 роки тому +777

    “Veterans” keep judging him about his gameplay but look at him. He already has full diamonds tools and probably has more in the chest.

    • @jelo1360
      @jelo1360 4 роки тому +26

      Legend says he’s still mining for diamonds

    • @bihko4928
      @bihko4928 4 роки тому +49

      I've been playing Minecraft for 7 years and I'm guessing he's barely starting to play it! Honestly, he's doing better than me when I first started! :3

    • @junio0o768
      @junio0o768 4 роки тому +18

      @@bihko4928 yea i literally just started mining stone and immediately died to phantoms lmao

    • @distant9346
      @distant9346 4 роки тому +17

      I've been played mc since the pocket edition demo was out and yet I've still never found diamonds or been to the end.

    • @junio0o768
      @junio0o768 4 роки тому +9

      @@distant9346 congrats on that wierd accomplishment i guess

  • @kahuna_6424
    @kahuna_6424 4 роки тому +157

    As a ryan, i would like to personally apologize for allowing that creep to be around. He is a Disgrace to our name

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 4 роки тому +4

      teehee, all im imagining is a secret society of ryans...have a nice day

    • @yesness7579
      @yesness7579 4 роки тому +1

      @@gvtterslag y e s

    • @kahuna_6424
      @kahuna_6424 4 роки тому +1

      @@gvtterslag what do you think we are?

    • @Moxhs8
      @Moxhs8 3 роки тому +4

      @@kahuna_6424 ryan

    • @kahuna_6424
      @kahuna_6424 3 роки тому +1

      @@Moxhs8 ???

  • @user-xn6ii1ev9c
    @user-xn6ii1ev9c 4 роки тому +616

    My grandmother died recently and this is so heartbreaking.. how can people use a person's death for such thing?

  • @MadoMacid
    @MadoMacid 4 роки тому +2320

    Chris: I’m sad ;/
    Emma: you ok?
    Chris: my grandma died and I want to see *it*
    Emma: *being a normal person* let’s pretend I didn’t hear that

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/v-deo.html🏃

    • @seigdurchkampf818
      @seigdurchkampf818 4 роки тому +1

      Chris is from family guy

    • @shmkyuri
      @shmkyuri 4 роки тому +56

      @@_username pls stop. This is spamming

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose 4 роки тому +44

      @@_username dude, stop using other people's platform to grow your channel.

  • @SirStrider
    @SirStrider 4 роки тому +893

    The fact that Chris would bring his deceased grandmother to try and get....
    It's absolutely disgusting to me

  • @Ok-oo1ns
    @Ok-oo1ns 4 роки тому +227

    "Hey, my grandma, grandpa, father, dog and mother died.... I've known you for whole 2 days, You've been with me through my darkest times..."
    *"SEND NOODS NOW!!"*

  • @eyesyt7571
    @eyesyt7571 4 роки тому +125

    I was like " I'm glad I'm not named Chris, oh wait..."

  • @Kinkoms
    @Kinkoms 4 роки тому +559

    "we are desperate for something... *Chicken Nuggets*..."
    I felt that.

    • @loool0222
      @loool0222 4 роки тому

      Obese?

    • @yesbutno07
      @yesbutno07 4 роки тому +4

      I'm desperate for MnM's but they don't sell them where I live :(

    • @user-ct6rk9zq6h
      @user-ct6rk9zq6h 4 роки тому +2

      @@yesbutno07 :(

    • @Mellow502
      @Mellow502 4 роки тому +2

      Im desperate
      *JUST DESPERATE*

    • @nwut
      @nwut 4 роки тому +1

      @@yesbutno07 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @user-vb6yf5ht7j
    @user-vb6yf5ht7j 4 роки тому +1427

    Nothing like a Pegasus vid to make my day better :D

  • @carsonprescott5590
    @carsonprescott5590 4 роки тому +1187

    I came here to see if people would talk about his house he’s building

    • @akariou1191
      @akariou1191 4 роки тому +104

      I'm so confused on what he's building lol

    • @dailydoseofoofs5721
      @dailydoseofoofs5721 4 роки тому +56

      Shall we discuss it?

    • @shwingcrimson8202
      @shwingcrimson8202 4 роки тому +62

      Maybe a storage unit?

    • @bxbbletae1268
      @bxbbletae1268 4 роки тому +30

      @@shwingcrimson8202 I thought sooo.

    • @synishere
      @synishere 4 роки тому +65

      Forget the fact it's made of dirt and cobblestone, why is it 2 blocks high on some parts?

  • @evaf0310
    @evaf0310 4 роки тому +55

    "Wanna go to the movies?"
    "no, sorry"
    Nice Guys "And I took that personally.

    • @acronym.4328
      @acronym.4328 3 роки тому +3

      *Girl rejects nice guy's offer to see a movie, she regrets it*

  • @Oli_rats
    @Oli_rats 4 роки тому +53

    "Finding your lost Dad"
    Ah yes, Midoriya needs to do that still

  • @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
    @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger 4 роки тому +514

    Here's a little lesson in simpery
    This is going down in treachery
    If you want to be a simp number one
    You have to be desperate on the run!

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 4 роки тому +67

      Just follow my moves and simp around make sure your dad doesn't hear you make a sound

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/v-deo.html💖

    • @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
      @IlDottore_SecondHarbinger 4 роки тому +30

      @@kaobiugwu435 *epic instrumental*

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 4 роки тому +3

      just be a kid

    • @IBL15
      @IBL15 4 роки тому +27

      @@_username damn you are desperate for views

  • @kryyoz
    @kryyoz 4 роки тому +417

    Grandma is steaming from the afterlife. She’s gonna throw cookies at him. 👁👄👁

  • @Oddity2994
    @Oddity2994 4 роки тому +449

    As a Ryan: we don't claim him.
    Edit: I am no longer a Ryan I do not have the power to claim anyone

  • @kurama3304
    @kurama3304 4 роки тому +62

    POV your trying to find angerd miecraft verterans

  • @CosmicPelt
    @CosmicPelt 4 роки тому +29

    This is the minecraft gameplay they've been crying about? hell I've got minecraft since I was 9 and honestly I encourage you being you and not listening to these butthurt people, I really wanna see the finished build ngl.

    • @6Bruh9
      @6Bruh9 4 роки тому +2

      FACTS

    • @gracemoreno6778
      @gracemoreno6778 3 роки тому +4

      It was kinda bad ngl but even veterans start as beginners

  • @marrow2747
    @marrow2747 4 роки тому +440

    Yes my grandma died I was wondering could I maybe be the president of the United states

  • @CartoonyPirate
    @CartoonyPirate 4 роки тому +225

    "So that was guy number 1"
    Everyone: There's another??

  • @deonambrose
    @deonambrose 4 роки тому +419

    Chris needs to rethink his entire life right now. 😂

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 4 роки тому +34

      Seriously though. Imagine using a relative’s death just because you want to see n(oo)des, like what kind of messed up stuff is that??
      (Censoring just in case Susan decides to delete my comment).

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose 4 роки тому +3

      @@Rekter ohhhh Facts!!

    • @red_five3325
      @red_five3325 4 роки тому +9

      @@Rekter kinda makes you wonder if:
      A) his grandmother really is dead.
      B) (if she is dead) Chris had something to do with her death.

    • @Rekter
      @Rekter 4 роки тому +6

      @@red_five3325
      Woah, B would make this situation 100x more creepier and messed up than it already is.

    • @glock2649
      @glock2649 4 роки тому +1

      Bro I see you everywhere

  • @snickersnee6047
    @snickersnee6047 4 роки тому +236

    Me: Good thing I'm not named Chris
    Pegasus: we're moving onto Ryan
    Me: shit

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 4 роки тому +16

      Ryans toy review

    • @ver146
      @ver146 4 роки тому +13

      @@ilike_racecars *suprise egg suprise*

    • @yesness7579
      @yesness7579 4 роки тому +7

      @@ilike_racecars I hate it when people do that my name is obviously Ryan and when people cant say shit during an argument they call me ryan's toys review like its funny

    • @ilike_racecars
      @ilike_racecars 3 роки тому +6

      @@yesness7579 im sorry ryan kim

    • @That_Black_Nerd
      @That_Black_Nerd 3 роки тому

      I a Chris

  • @marbleade
    @marbleade 4 роки тому +4

    As someone who went through these kinds of things ( + sexual touch and rp )
    this is just the most uncomfortable thing and it just brings chills to my spine just hearing or seeing this.

  • @johnd3421
    @johnd3421 4 роки тому +433

    Damn using a relative's death for clout is despicable

  • @channel_no_longer_active
    @channel_no_longer_active 4 роки тому +432

    Chris: My grandma died
    Emma: Im sorry to hear that
    Chris: Now send me some pics
    Emma: 😑

    • @himmel8901
      @himmel8901 4 роки тому +3

      lmao

    • @que408
      @que408 4 роки тому +3

      LMAO

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 4 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @SirStrider
      @SirStrider 4 роки тому +4

      "Ok plz take your self pity festival away and quit being such a desperate loser, and somewhere out there, your grandma is shaking her head in disappointment"
      -probably what Emma would've said

    • @Sleepy-TM
      @Sleepy-TM 4 роки тому

      Me looking at unlimited amount of pics on incognito:

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl 4 роки тому +66

    I can see the grandma just shaking her head in disappointment.

    • @eyden1562
      @eyden1562 2 роки тому

      If she hadn't died, she'll want to after seeing the cringe her grandson is releasing on the world. 🤦‍♀️ Lol

  • @wheateneye
    @wheateneye 4 роки тому +29

    Chris and grandma are not going to the same afterlife

  • @AceVXI
    @AceVXI 4 роки тому +60

    Idm being desperate for some chicken nuggets 😊😊

  • @chrisawesome3091
    @chrisawesome3091 4 роки тому +326

    This is awkward...
    Edit: I swear, not all Chris’ are like this

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 роки тому +36

      don't worry, he's subhuman, and doesn't count

    • @vukiaro4951
      @vukiaro4951 4 роки тому +9

      Ik Chris Afton is not like that

    • @Sauc1nn
      @Sauc1nn 4 роки тому +37

      He isn't even a Chris. He's an impostor

    • @chrisawesome3091
      @chrisawesome3091 4 роки тому +7

      @@Sauc1nn lol

    • @tangy_tangerines
      @tangy_tangerines 4 роки тому +5

      @@Sauc1nn vote Creepy Chris out in the video hes imposter

  • @UltimateInkling
    @UltimateInkling 4 роки тому +48

    Pegasus: "The freaking butter cream biscuit cookies" 😂😂😂

    • @Sauc1nn
      @Sauc1nn 4 роки тому +5

      "The forbidden desert"

  • @omnissiahGaspar
    @omnissiahGaspar 4 роки тому +236

    Geez... Oh my goodness, I may be an atheist, but these 'nice guys' need some Jesus...

    • @shuoyt3
      @shuoyt3 4 роки тому +10

      agreed

    • @vukiaro4951
      @vukiaro4951 4 роки тому +8

      Ik he can go to Ph

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 4 роки тому +7

      as a christian these guys dont need even jesus they are going down with Mr. S

    • @junio0o768
      @junio0o768 4 роки тому +2

      Geezus

    • @jakecordina563
      @jakecordina563 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t want to spend any time with these massive simps

  • @snickerpoodles
    @snickerpoodles 4 роки тому +23

    "Our main man Chris"
    *my dad would like to speak with this man for shaming the Chris name*

    • @LEEYAHP
      @LEEYAHP 4 роки тому

      So does mine

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 2 роки тому +1

    "You are no longer nice." Exactly. Even if you're doing nice things, if your intent behind them is to manipulate then that does not make you a nice _person._

  • @richiemondie5970
    @richiemondie5970 4 роки тому +105

    im desperate to be notice by pegasus

    • @eggplant7008
      @eggplant7008 4 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @BoredSai95
      @BoredSai95 4 роки тому

      Same here im part of the 6 seconds ago gang

    • @user-vb6yf5ht7j
      @user-vb6yf5ht7j 4 роки тому +1

      You are the chosen one XD

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому

      LMAOOOOOOOOO WTF??
      ua-cam.com/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/v-deo.html

    • @starREI_jumii
      @starREI_jumii 4 роки тому +2

      You got noticed! :D

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 4 роки тому +187

    Joke of the day:
    how can you tell the difference between a can of soup and a can of baked beans?
    *read the label*

  • @tobyinnit5337
    @tobyinnit5337 4 роки тому +156

    Lit im 6 seconds late
    Anyway.
    Video: *starts*
    Pegasus: *talking about random food,Happiness,Money and more random things*
    Also Pegasus: *finding your lost dad*
    My dad rn: *leaving to go to the supermarket*
    Edit: ITS BEEN 4 MINS AND I HAVE MORE THAN 20 LIKES ALREADY-

    • @Malokyte
      @Malokyte 4 роки тому +3

      *I hope I find my lost dad one day.*

    • @starREI_jumii
      @starREI_jumii 4 роки тому +2

      I cant find my dad cuz he not in this world

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 4 роки тому +2

      Oh I remember my dad goin to the supermarket 24 hrs ago

    • @tobyinnit5337
      @tobyinnit5337 4 роки тому +2

      @@kaobiugwu435 oh really? Same!

    • @tobyinnit5337
      @tobyinnit5337 4 роки тому +6

      @@starREI_jumii thats sad! :( , im sorry for ur loss

  • @sparrowtheskywing8715
    @sparrowtheskywing8715 3 роки тому +4

    Ryan reminds me of a “friend” I used to have. Take away the fact that Ryan has a crush on the girl and it represents the friendship identically. Even the part where Ryan tries to call her on anonymous numbers. That segment brought back a lot of memories.

  • @woterrequired7827
    @woterrequired7827 3 роки тому +2

    God, this reminded me of something that happened to me a few months back.
    While I was waiting for my school’s doors to open, I was talking to this kid, who I will call R, I had never met before, along with someone from my class, didn’t think much of it.
    I talked to him one more time after that, then I texted him because he seemed like a pretty chill dude, where he said he liked me. Mind you, I had only known him for two days at the time. I politely turned him down, which caused him to try and give me a sob story about him not wanting to lose me as a friend because I rejected him, didn’t work, I stopped talking to him after.
    A few weeks later, I got a boyfriend, who we will call C, told me about R threatening him, saying he’d “regret dating his friend”, despite me not thinking of him as a friend.
    I then texted him asking why he was being so aggressive towards C, and he said he just wanted to protect me, and because he still liked me. I simply told him not to talk to C that way, because it was pointless to do so.
    After that, he rambled about how C had been an asshole to him, and had attitude, supposedly throwing a fruit cup at his face.(which was confirmed to be an exaggeration)
    Thankfully, he left our school a few weeks ago. He had also apparently had a girlfriend a day before he met me, they had broken up due to him only dating her because of some bet, he had also apparently touched her a lot without consent, and always asked out random girls, using the sob story and nice guy tactic to try and get them.

  • @Evren_
    @Evren_ 4 роки тому +69

    that is horrible, give me netherite and my lost dad now

  • @erenjaeger9342
    @erenjaeger9342 4 роки тому +77

    Me after watching this:
    Everyday we stray further from god.

  • @BoredSai95
    @BoredSai95 4 роки тому +95

    Wow about 11 seconds ago
    Also nobody has to do this in any relationships - -
    It kinda sounds like something like predators would do not saying dees duds are predators tho just saying

  • @duckytheduckster0
    @duckytheduckster0 4 роки тому +15

    I'd probably ask her out early os as well, but, I wouldn't do it to just rush things, I would do it to avoid the friendzone as much as possible, and if she says no, then I'll take it and just try to be friends with her for a year or so and then possibly try again, if there even is such a thing, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone "trying again".

    • @oka5969
      @oka5969 4 роки тому +2

      probs don't try again. if she didn't like you back now, there's a very, very low chance she'll like you after a year, plus maybe she'll think you were her friend only to ask you out again. It would be hard but you'd have to move on.
      Edit: typo

  • @majinsyd9541
    @majinsyd9541 4 роки тому +7

    It just makes me laugh that he is just sitting there after sending the message
    He sees: Emma took a screenshot
    Then her little bitmoji just pops off the screen

  • @卡里穆
    @卡里穆 4 роки тому +52

    Yeah imagine

    • @zaradkytlico8737
      @zaradkytlico8737 4 роки тому +6

      Just asking is your profile kakegurui if it is ilove that anime too 😊

    • @fortnitecondom
      @fortnitecondom 4 роки тому +2

      @@zaradkytlico8737 it is yumeko in the manga

    • @anya8407
      @anya8407 4 роки тому

      I love your pfp

    • @KraiPenKonThai
      @KraiPenKonThai 4 роки тому

      Just imagine it now lol

    • @卡里穆
      @卡里穆 4 роки тому

      @@dubiousdecline8286 nope

  • @morganaa1978
    @morganaa1978 4 роки тому +39

    This is the video people got mad at? People are acting like they haven’t been new to a game before

    • @ravinx9979
      @ravinx9979 4 роки тому +11

      I guess so, I was going through every video and found it. And I agree! As long as he’s having fun, that’s all that matters

    • @morganaa1978
      @morganaa1978 4 роки тому +4

      @@ravinx9979 people should understand that

    • @6Bruh9
      @6Bruh9 4 роки тому +1

      @@ravinx9979 I f*cking agree with that.
      Some people are weird.

    • @PB-N-Jenny
      @PB-N-Jenny 4 роки тому

      Some people are just blinded by the meta, they think the best and most efficient way is the only way and thus think they for some reason have to force that shit on other people even in such a simplistic concept of a game (just build survive and maybe kill the two bosses if you're feelin like a challenge)

  • @mk-jb7xs
    @mk-jb7xs 4 роки тому +24

    I actually am desperate to play minecraft with pegasus....
    :(

    • @mk-jb7xs
      @mk-jb7xs 4 роки тому

      @Daniel Martinez hahaha :D

  • @randomdudewholikesmusic1640
    @randomdudewholikesmusic1640 4 роки тому +2

    Pegasus: Lawful Good
    Optimus: Neutral Good
    Birdman, sensitive soci3ty: Chaotic Good

  • @Oil_Yummers
    @Oil_Yummers 2 роки тому +2

    Bruh Chris's Grandma gonna revive herself, take chris out of her will, then go back to heaven

  • @James-di8is
    @James-di8is 4 роки тому +12

    "they're all interested in one thing"
    y'all know what it is
    IT EEEZ WHAT IT EEEZ
    Idk why I said that... I just always wanted to say that.

  • @grape_lamonade
    @grape_lamonade 4 роки тому +21

    Crazy I was just watching an r/niceguys

    • @georgia8830
      @georgia8830 4 роки тому +1

      Same! What channel? I was watching EmKay

  • @Eeee-xl4xb
    @Eeee-xl4xb 4 роки тому +7

    How to ruin a friendship 101

  • @PaperCattos
    @PaperCattos 4 роки тому +22

    Been seeing comments about the gameplay, you need to chill. Minecraft is a sandbox game, them Peg do whatever he wants

    • @6Bruh9
      @6Bruh9 4 роки тому

      Dude literally, I've seen 10 of those and are very recent.

    • @PB-N-Jenny
      @PB-N-Jenny 4 роки тому

      @dzero that's even worse when the joke goes over people's heads because then they have to apologize because of how serious the other comments are of that topic, it makes the serious ones about his minecraft gameplay even worse

    • @lupommyt7348
      @lupommyt7348 4 роки тому

      @dzero I swear if this is a rickroll

    • @adyan4010
      @adyan4010 3 роки тому

      wtf?it's just a background vid

  • @dionysus4013
    @dionysus4013 3 роки тому +1

    how to ruin a friendship 101 (diy) (no consultation fee)

  • @justanotherrefrigerator
    @justanotherrefrigerator 4 роки тому +24

    Imagine Being This Weird

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 4 роки тому

      I cant I'm incapable of doing so

    • @starREI_jumii
      @starREI_jumii 4 роки тому

      Cant

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/v-deo.html⚰️

    • @lolzterritory7762
      @lolzterritory7762 4 роки тому

      Kids these days smh

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr 4 роки тому +4

      @@lolzterritory7762 kIdS aRe sTuPid
      boomer logic right there

  • @fortnitecondom
    @fortnitecondom 4 роки тому +4

    The lady parts

  • @Jongottliebmd
    @Jongottliebmd 4 роки тому +15

    I’m very sad humans are develvimg

    • @RaraZeCat
      @RaraZeCat 4 роки тому +1

      Devolving*
      But anyways you guys will become a mostly Bionic species... but then again if that happens... you get invaded by the Empire...

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 4 роки тому +1

      No one is safe from stupidity I'm sure that when we become a level 3 society in 50XX well take our human ignorance to other planets and species, sending this universe into a spiraling hellhole that nothing same can escape

  • @lidallyhim
    @lidallyhim 3 роки тому +2

    I got an ad at an amazing time
    Chris: I’ve just been really depressed Emma
    *HEY ITS ME YOUR DRY SKIN*

  • @sentientfossil
    @sentientfossil 3 роки тому +1

    "I"m your host! Chis, McLean!"

  • @gx2music
    @gx2music 4 роки тому +8

    “Ryan” - you just lost the internet. 😂😂😂

  • @xTANNA3
    @xTANNA3 4 роки тому +215

    Yeah imagine being desperate for likes for a comment

  • @yukokurosakaki5121
    @yukokurosakaki5121 4 роки тому +37

    “We’re moving on to Ryan”
    Ah cmon. Scrubby is one of my favorite UA-camrs.

  • @skitttles.exe.
    @skitttles.exe. 2 роки тому

    I have been literally binge-watching all the videos of pegasus for like 2 days straight. yes, it may look like I don't have a life but I'm just having it in de background. anyways luv ur vids and hoping to finish watching all of em in a few days lol xD

  • @CynicalCopycat
    @CynicalCopycat 4 роки тому +1

    When the only reason you're nice to people is to gain something, like sex, it's not being nice- it's being predatory and manipulative.

  • @juan9353
    @juan9353 4 роки тому +41

    I'm desperate for highground

    • @jayeezus
      @jayeezus 4 роки тому +2

      Well you didn't have the high ground when you fought Vader

    • @lolzterritory7762
      @lolzterritory7762 4 роки тому

      No

    • @siriusk1453
      @siriusk1453 4 роки тому +3

      Sometimes you need a low ground, General Kenobi
      .
      .
      .
      Learnt from Technoblade

    • @MATOGAST.
      @MATOGAST. 4 роки тому +2

      Blood for the blood god

    • @masonsaccount
      @masonsaccount 4 роки тому

      Obi Wan Kenobi as a jedi you have moral highground

  • @alxndrmzksm8387
    @alxndrmzksm8387 4 роки тому +9

    Good thing I'm named Alexander, stuff like this rarely happen to Alexanders:

  • @garydickson
    @garydickson 4 роки тому +4

    I wonder how this scenario went in Chris's head before texting her lmao 🤣 😂

  • @ahjahlilulaamadeus3632
    @ahjahlilulaamadeus3632 4 роки тому +2

    I lost my rat recently. Poor girl passed away weeks ago but I wouldn't use her death like that. I've lost relatives and classmates over the years as I've grown up, and I've never used their deaths for something so desperate. He wants *THAT* stuff, he can go to some 18+ site on the web or go to a club and hook up with someone. Not as difficult as he's making it out to be.

  • @KuromiTheLastRakkyo
    @KuromiTheLastRakkyo 2 роки тому +1

    I was gonna say I feel like the Ryan in this video is a dude from my school, but he mentioned 18-24 and I was like “Oh nvm”

  • @mccloud9915
    @mccloud9915 4 роки тому +30

    Pegasus can you teach your fans to stop doing the "edit: thx for the likes" plz

    • @ZooWeeMama709
      @ZooWeeMama709 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly, it's very annoying

    • @spear127
      @spear127 4 роки тому +1

      @@ZooWeeMama709 IKR

    • @dooda9566
      @dooda9566 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr
      Edit:thx for the like

    • @Is_kitten
      @Is_kitten 4 роки тому

      @@dooda9566 like*

  • @Cruscker
    @Cruscker 4 роки тому +9

    Im only disparate for ad revenue and ill do unspeakable things to get there

    • @ah3595
      @ah3595 4 роки тому

      Is that why you have 499 comments

    • @bleach7343
      @bleach7343 4 роки тому +1

      You should also be obsessed with a dictionary so you can look up "desperate" and know how to spell it

    • @stanczyka2407
      @stanczyka2407 4 роки тому

      Here’s the child and here is the body bag

  • @cheerios948
    @cheerios948 4 роки тому +58

    WHERES MY NOTIFICATION-
    edit: nvm i just got it

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 4 роки тому +1

      I chugged sum O.J. when the video showed up in my notifications

    • @sausageimp1994
      @sausageimp1994 4 роки тому +1

      UA-cam poopie, and ill get videos in my recommended that ive already watched

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 4 роки тому

      UA-cam noti succs

    • @sarastories8074
      @sarastories8074 4 роки тому +2

      Don't shame youtube!! He's slow :((

    • @_username
      @_username 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5JU7QsSJv1Q/v-deo.html☠️

  • @demirmoustafa9749
    @demirmoustafa9749 3 роки тому

    You are the best ytber I've seen, best sarcasm, lots of uploads, restores my faith in humanity

  • @dontask9000
    @dontask9000 4 роки тому +1

    I feel that the best way to get to go out with someone is being friends with them first and hanging out with them as friends because then you learn more about them and eventually it might turn into a real relationship. My parents actually started out as friends and eventually fell in love that way.

  • @twiddlegbf
    @twiddlegbf 4 роки тому +17

    god damn chris hurts my heart. he has a long time friend and he brings it out of nowhere. you could've done it my man

    • @UnderclockFGC
      @UnderclockFGC 4 роки тому

      How did he mess it up that bad lol

    • @twiddlegbf
      @twiddlegbf 4 роки тому

      @@UnderclockFGC exactly. there's no way he could've lost that but somehow he did. now there's no chance he's ever getting banged.

    • @UnderclockFGC
      @UnderclockFGC 4 роки тому

      @@twiddlegbf true

  • @RenShinomiya121
    @RenShinomiya121 3 роки тому +4

    "You're the only person I'd only ask because you're amazing and you never flip your shit on me"
    Pretty sure she's going to flip her shit on him after that.

  • @jranimations5955
    @jranimations5955 4 роки тому +4

    People say I’m nice but I don’t think I am. I think I’m just too quiet to say anything wrong.

  • @thatonezeldaguy250
    @thatonezeldaguy250 3 роки тому +2

    Ah yes, the lady parts

  • @ComradeCommissarYuri
    @ComradeCommissarYuri 4 роки тому +18

    Someone text me saying
    “Can you not”
    “Answer your phone?!?”
    I’d say sure I won’t answer to their calls 😂

  • @two-bittin-pot2987
    @two-bittin-pot2987 4 роки тому +4

    “buttercream biscuit cookies”. u sir, are a friggin genius 👏

  • @4ourTimber
    @4ourTimber 4 роки тому +5

    Liking someone is easy, getting them to like you back thats the hard part.

  • @Patrick..Bateman
    @Patrick..Bateman 4 роки тому +1

    As a girl who this has actually happened to i can confirm this is really annoying, it makes us hate you. But because im only 13 i really dont want a relationship and he wanted an relationship but heres what happened, keep in mind this has been going on since march of this year, the most recent time its happened is 12th of december 2020. Basically anytime this guy talks to me lets pretend hes called adam, basically adam always starts the sentance of with "hey (my name)" and i obviously reply with hi because i dont want to be mean even tho i know whats about to happen, he says he wants to become closer and im like " were FRIENDS we are already close" and adam over here doesnt get the picture and is like "ok I like you (my name) please give me chance" and the first thing i always say is im sorry i dont feel the same nicely so he gets the gist but of course thats too hard and adam will go "please i really think we'd be good" and at this point im getting annoyed and i say no im sorry but STILL not getting it he spams please and i say quote on quote "no." and block him. Anyways one time adam tried to guilt trip meinto going out with me he said "look im in a really bad place and i need someone to be with" forgetting that OH he had someone to be with until he left them for another girl who didnt like him and rejected him, and then went back to his ex who is really smart and said no, and now im the poor girl whos getting tortured so i straight up said to him "im sorry that your going through a hard time but like i said before i just think of you as a friend sorry" AND HE WONT SHUT UP. Sorry for the rant i just want to let boys like adam know that your really annoying and no girls like you for that. annnnnnd done. bruh this took so much time to type. Oh also his mum said im too good for him which is pretty pog, if your reading this adam, know that i want you to stop texting me and theres a reason why i block you every time you ask me out, BECAUSE IVE TOLD YOU I DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP BRUH. anywaysssss uh i dont know how to end this rant so uhmmm... bye i guess idk?

  • @Shrando
    @Shrando 3 роки тому +2

    The most annoying thing is that they keep using the wrong “you’re”

    • @spiderworld384
      @spiderworld384 3 роки тому

      Didn’t know anyone cared about that but me

  • @alexrangel4355
    @alexrangel4355 4 роки тому +6

    Chris was like,"sapnu puas" * note:filp your phone *

  • @the-the-the-the-the-the-the
    @the-the-the-the-the-the-the 4 роки тому +4

    Yeah bro, my dog just died right now, but could i have a sneek peek of that pegasus nsfw material?

  • @NuhUh......
    @NuhUh...... 4 роки тому +4

    1:38-2:06 POGGERS!

  • @catawsome7325
    @catawsome7325 3 роки тому

    Love the minecraft gameplay so far can’t wait till to see how far u get

  • @blaize1625
    @blaize1625 4 роки тому +1

    His grandma didn’t want that

  • @LazyWaterZ-YT
    @LazyWaterZ-YT 4 роки тому +4

    Pegasus: are there any Ryans in the audience?
    Me: **slowly looks at my friend with the same name**

  • @therealjohannesroos9482
    @therealjohannesroos9482 4 роки тому +8

    I imagine Chris as the Chris from Mr Beast and that really isnt plesant

    • @Notmayonez
      @Notmayonez 4 роки тому +1

      Uh, maybe try to remember that Chris is married, that could help.

    • @joeyjoestar1064
      @joeyjoestar1064 4 роки тому

      I imagined Chris Griffin, and honestly, it fits

  • @Xibalba_FGC
    @Xibalba_FGC 4 роки тому +4

    Tell me Chris isn’t the Ice King but worse
    “My penguin, he’s very very sick. Soo, what time does your shift end?” -Ice King

  • @deadaccount7303
    @deadaccount7303 4 роки тому +4

    Grandma: *Dies*
    Chris: Oh no!
    Chris: Anyways

  • @britann9539
    @britann9539 4 роки тому +4

    LOL I Love when normal dudes get exposed to what the creepy dudes say and do... Its so funny. We been dealing with this kinda spurgy behaviour since we were 13 😂

  • @Tenike8
    @Tenike8 4 роки тому +3

    As a Chris, I can speak for the rest of us when I say that we do not claim him, see him as one of our own or acknowledge him as a fellow Chris in any way shape or form.