"i havent even got to take her to a nice restaurant yet" the idea of cobra walking into ruth chris with his dog collar on and some methed out scallywag on his arm is pure comedy. "sir we'd like a jug of your finest mead"
He had the patience of a Shaolin monk, hearing her our and keeping a positive demeanour. People shit on American cops but Australian cops wouldn't handled that anywhere near as kindly!
@@alyssarichardson2544yeah for real, tried getting help from some cops because i almost got ran over by a bus that closed the doors and left the stop as i got to the door and because i wasnt perfectly calm they decided to be condescending and give me a fine for "offensive language" for calling them fuckin useless for telling me i shouldnt have been near the bus anyway
@@rooster5572 yeah that was when i was a teenager, pretty much only use them as tools now, taught the crackhead near my place to keep her drama inside her house and off the street with enough police visits
The woman cop I thought was Jessica‘s friend because she looks like a homeless person but apparently that was the police it took me maybe a minute to realize that that was the police talking to her because holy shit she doesn’t look like a police officer. 😅
Do the trolls also have family who cancel their birthday dinners or have them detained by the police on Christmas because they’re too much of a drunken embarrassment?
God I really hate that he's started up with the "BUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT." He hasn't said it much in a while I guess finding his boglina really has him feeling himself. Looking like a whole ass regarded Boglim version of Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park.
ahhh...... well ya see, when ya, if ya, ahhh, yes the troles, of course, they're just, if youlook and, and, and FEEL you'll understand the, ah, SENSUALITY of the, ah, ah, MEEEEeeeeeaaaaaddd. it's hard to get across a bad Goldblum impression hahah
It would be a boglim on boglim slobberknocker. They'd be shrieking and attacking each other with whatever while both trying to record it, then be innocent tards when 5-0 busts in
@@brotherardash1960 Josh may be a dick, but I can’t imagine him hitting a woman. He even waited until Warlord tried to fight him before laying a finger on him
I know that it's just the standard lolcow temperament/autism, but it never ceases to make me laugh that lolcow sagas play out like TV episodes. Puff saga? Over, won't be mentioned again, we've moved on. Jessica is this week's episode
I bet Josh loves the fact that trolls would call any job he works at, it's the perfect little excuse for him not to go out and work. There is a solution to that though, and that'd be for him to pretty much get off the internet. But of course, why would he go out and get a job when he has the pay pigs?
Honestly, his content would be so much better if he got a job and no one called it. Josh is at his most entertaining when he’s going outside and interacting with people. Now days he’s too paranoid to go outside, plus the Tiktards pay him for nothing so he has no reason to go outside.
Would you hire him though? :) Because I wouldn't even trust him to work as a dishwasher at my joint. It may sound harsh, but I think there are certain cases where people let themselves deteriorate to the point where they are no longer suitable for employment. Especially when it comes to trust and responsibility, or the lack thereof. His oppositional defiant disorder, alcoholism, and lack of impulse control & hygiene have completely hijacked his life to the point of? No return? The only way I can see him back at work is through some kind of program like Jobcore etc. Josh needs _a lot_ of rehabilitation before I can see anyone take the chance of hiring him.
Exactly. He always cries about how his trolls are “making fun of an autistic person with Aspergers”… yet he thinks it’s funny that one of his supporters has a sick kid? Wtf is funny about that?
Jessica was given the money to fly out to Josh by paypigs. She didn’t she kept the money. Josh is afraid of women anyway. He could fly her out but he is afraid
How much money did she make? I know from her GoFundMe she only made like $30 so did someone else pay her the 300 and such and such to make the round-trip bus ride
@@shawnbass-ig2bv yeah I genuinely believe that. He’s so out of touch with reality the more I watch his videos. But he’ll speak on real life topics like he’s a life coach.
Man, you can really tell how little he actually knows about Jessica. "She drinks, she has a mouth, and she has UA-cam trolls". If Jessica and Cobes do end up ending their dry spells, Josh will more than likely ghost her afterwards
Just like gothie, josh beat his little bogner on cam while talking to her and then ruined it between him and her on purpose because he didn't need her anymore he got what he wanted
Cobes vs. NAL in the ultimate war of attrition. NAL taking money to go see the boy without any intention of following through, and Cobes using that insincere attraction to brag and chase clout without any intention of courting her or putting in any effort. Hard to say which one is doing the other one dirtier
I basically will wake up, grab coffee, and watch these videos lol. It gives me “saturday morning cartoons” feelings while also reminding me not to drink super often.
ok but it's still the trolls' fault for calling the cops. I've been watching Josh for over a decade, and the thought of interfering with his life or the lives of people around him has never once crossed my mind. it's not hard to watch him and not be a dick.
@@JohnCena2011Agreed, I think most of us are hands-off and would never cow tip. Providing personal info and antagonizing critics doesn't help, though. It comes off as a challenge.
100% agree I tried telling her myself numerous time to stop exposing their relationship. So she doesn't get hit by trolls. She is just as stubborn as Josh I really dislike the stupid shit people are doing@@JohnCena2011
I like how he stopped himself before saying "girlfriend." Also I'm not sure how he thinks he is going to take her to a nice restaurant when he never has money. He'd probably invite her over and order Wendy's or offer her a 3-day old burger he left on the counter
And here I am, just patiently waiting for mice to create a permanent home in that bail of wood chips by the door, for the next two years.. And its like, hey, ya know?
"Cobras decent dude, he hates sickos. Im not the same person i was in my parents basement." I feel like this implies he used to be a sicko....i mean, that seems right.
A year or two ago he might still have been able to land a pity job from a landscaper pushing a lawnmower or something but I seriously doubt anyone would hire him for anything as he is now. What little social skills he had to begin with have wilted from sitting in that chair watching Alt-Lite UA-camrs and huffing.
Yeesh, he was an extra cranky toddler this time around. “My youtoob troles are just jealous that their dad won’t bring them to a water park and help them go down the slide at age 33 dood.”
See the only thing I can't stand is when people send unpaid for/ non tipped food to him and Jessica. I was a delivery driver for like 2 years and when you get these fake deliveries you're missing out on money. I live in New England where pay is usually higher snd even then I was making $6 an hour and my life depended on the tips. If the trolls wanna send weird food stuff at least pay for it and tip the driver for being dragged into the shit. It fucks the drivers over with their already under paying job
"IIII hope my UA-cam troles reeeeead between the liiiiines and help me get rid of this demented hose beeeeast because IIII prefer the company of duster and my dryyyy spell, toooobz..."
In Josh's Infinite Wisdom he still hasn't figured out that whatever information he puts on the internet will be used against ham and he will give a reaction. Looks like he's doing to learn the same lesson over and over. TMDWU
It is like watching a rat in a maze who keeps going after the cheese with the eletric shock nodes hooked up to it. The rat in the maze learns not to touch the cheese with the nodes and go for the slightly harder to reach cheese. Meanwhile the Boglim is down here nibbling on that block of cheese hooked up to the juice! Each time it zaps him he says, G'Damn it!!!!! And then goes right back for another nibble.....G'Damnit!!!!!!! 😂😂🤣😅
his hair keeps getting worse and worse literally the worst thing you can do to yourself while you’re balding is dying your hair a dark color i feel so bad for the woman that had to dye his decaying scalp
How is it revenge p if it's already in public sites all over the place. And why do his toes look like dirty grapes on a moldy loaf of bread. Also noticed he didn't add disease free to the list
''Well, what are you doing with your life?'' - He asks, sitting in filth, scouting a half-bald head, filthy clothes, and rotting teeth -- in another day of drinking, complaining, and waiting for money to show up in his account via whatever lazy, unoriginal scheme he's concocted in the last 48 hours.
Yes, Josh, it’s hilarious that someone’s daughter has Turner’s Syndrome. 🙄🙄 I had to double back and listen to that part again because I couldn’t believe that the bog was actually saying that.
That was legit shocking, but not surprising. If Josh feels wronged nothing’s off the table. Siccing his trolls on Gothic Dee, telling Swampy’s mom that he should have gotten off the internet, laughing at an innocent kid’s incurable condition. Glad he drops these reminders of his character from time to time.
@hinglemccringleberry76 Right! And his new white knights have the audacity to defend him. I really don't think many ppl realize his true nature. The boy's completely out of control w/ his delusions of grandeur, drinking, screaming at all hours of the night, making concoctions that are SURE to unalive him eventually.. add making fun of other regarded ppl and laughing about it to the list.
I've known a few Turner girls. They all have jobs and families and shower regularly and can hang out and have fun with the rest of us. In other words; way ahead of Josh.
Ain't no way his feet are as wide as his swollen head. Wallace and Gromit lookin feet. Bobby's World lookin feet. How do you even fall over lookin feet.
*It's better to have bogged and lost than to have never Boglim'd at all.*
😂😂😂
My grandfather told me this before he passed
Thank you for passing down your Bogology wisdom. I shall teach my son and thus he will teach his son and so on and so forth!
@@45noopYour grandpa was a real homeboy MDTWU. Sorry he biffed it RIP Homeboy Grandfather.
"It's better to have bogged and lost than to never have bogged at all" - Captain Jean-Luc Regard of the USS Boglimprise
“I’ve matured into a young adult” - The boy is about to be 33 years old
🤣❗
Young adult. 33 going on 65
He's still young dood people can live to 125. Ozzy still has 30+ years TWMDU
Liver is 120 years young. TWU toobz
he might mean he finally turned 18 mentally and upgraded from 16. he's a young adult\teenager in the mind....
“Like what the fuck are you doing with your life” - man who hasn’t left his apartment in over a month
Also a dude that gulped down 4 bottles of Vodka rather quickly
Dude would have to be sober to leave the house
“Trolls, sickos, trolls, sickos, mead, DoorDash, trolls, dating advice, trolls, sickos” repeat x5 and you’ve got a recent cobra stream
"and im like, babe, you need to learn how to ignore my trolls. you know.."
The boglim loop
Not just recent, every stream from the last 2 years
@@livegoer182literally all he talks about is his youtube trolls. his most common loop
My youtube troles my youtube troles my youtube troles my youtube troles......Ad Nauseam.
Trolls, he will tell you one more time to leave Jessica alone. Then loop it for months.
We only have this 1 chance. And all the other chances after this
If we screw this up, he’ll toddler pout at us even harder
His Puff squashers look swollen 🦎
"i havent even got to take her to a nice restaurant yet" the idea of cobra walking into ruth chris with his dog collar on and some methed out scallywag on his arm is pure comedy. "sir we'd like a jug of your finest mead"
Even Jarsh considers NaL a compromise
that would be true rock'n'roll tho
I’d pay at least tree fiddy to see that on ppv
@Roscoe_P_Goldchainhe thinks olive garden is a nice restaurant 😂
The idea of someone thinking Ruth’s Chris is a nice restaurant is hilarious
He has an entire fantasy existence mapped out with some woman he's never met & never will 😂
Cobra does that A LOT
It's completely unsurprising considering he already planned out his clocktower barbie mansion when he was still in high school.
@@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY what always got me was the clocktower design.
@@FezMooseLive and 4 miles, 20 acres. And that he really wants a stinky, ugly old antique car that I'm pretty sure Ed Gein also drove in the 50s.
@@DioBrandoWRYYYYYYIt’s simple, trole-all he has to do to fulfill all of his wildest dreams is hit the Powerball (odds are 1-in-292 million).
That police officer has great psychological first aid. Offering actual self therapy options that unfortunately fall on bogclogged ears.
Casper PD are all trolls dood, you see how they harass the king with their "Fake Wellness Checks" as cobes puts it.
He had the patience of a Shaolin monk, hearing her our and keeping a positive demeanour.
People shit on American cops but Australian cops wouldn't handled that anywhere near as kindly!
@@alyssarichardson2544yeah for real, tried getting help from some cops because i almost got ran over by a bus that closed the doors and left the stop as i got to the door and because i wasnt perfectly calm they decided to be condescending and give me a fine for "offensive language" for calling them fuckin useless for telling me i shouldnt have been near the bus anyway
@@oledonkeynutzmcgee5320Lesson learned relatively painlessly. Police are not your friends exist only to make sure YOU follow the rules.
@@rooster5572 yeah that was when i was a teenager, pretty much only use them as tools now, taught the crackhead near my place to keep her drama inside her house and off the street with enough police visits
those poor cops. getting called for nothing is one thing but having to argue with these two dimwits about their online drama is just rough
The woman cop I thought was Jessica‘s friend because she looks like a homeless person but apparently that was the police it took me maybe a minute to realize that that was the police talking to her because holy shit she doesn’t look like a police officer. 😅
what else is there to do in Casper? Respond to a drunk father/son fight during a blizzard at the Loaf and Jug?
@@BangBangBang. to be fair, that was Cheyanne
Revenge pee is the worst kind of pee
Revenge P and BS toppings are a crime! I back-traced it!
His apartment is so radioactive he grew a sixth toe.
Oh God I can't stop laughing, I just now noticed it
Actual lol 😂
Not me counting his TOES 🤮
Revenge pee is a crime
Chickpeas will cost ya though
I love "alive" makes the list everytime.
He’s more enamored with the idea of someone liking him than the person herself…
Zactlyyyy, tooobz
Well, the person is NaL so I can understand why even the boglim doesn't really want his little cobra to be touched.
typical narc
@@artur6912 what does NaL stand for?
@@bobshield3686 naked and laughing, the name of Jeshhhika channel.
His foot is more wide than a fucking surfboard, holy hell.
Platypus foot
@@xboxpoe751 it’s uncomfortably flat. It weirds me out
Looks like hobbit feet
He's devolving into his final form before he burrows under ground to find Puff.
Bogfoot
Cobra got that Chernobyl elephants foot
got that "DASVEDANYA" aura
Someone get a geiger counter to Casper Wyoming immediately
A little Corium with his Copium this morning
Gout coming in very nicely
Hobbit foot
That conversation between Jessica and the cops sounds exactly like the conversations between the cops and Cyraxx
I love how he has to specify "Human" just in case there is any confusion.
"can you put me on a list" would fookin love too ma'am.
"Cobra gets all the chicks!" Says the man on a SIX YEAR dry spell!!
His wands can fix that spell, but he is being modest
@@SmilingLavenderFields-ns5uh I'm glad our bad boy demon lord, master warlock is being modest and humble.
Obviously
Tactical soap WORKS, trole.
My thoughts exactly 😂
Yep, ALL the chicks.....
Swelling feet is a sign of good health! TWU
heart failure saga incoming.
I have congestive heart failure and this one of the symptoms
My nan has diabetes and her feet swell
beetus
@@storytimewithunclekumaran5004 beetus indeed
Bog stompers looking extra seasoned today.
"My UA-cam trolls don't have a family who would take them to a water park" I really love the assumptions he makes about others.
Him going yearly to a waterpark as a 33yo with no kids is creepy af
It's true.. my family doesn't love me enough (28 year old man trole btw) to treat me to the water park. Cobra rules my sad and pathetic life.
Do the trolls also have family who cancel their birthday dinners or have them detained by the police on Christmas because they’re too much of a drunken embarrassment?
@@Jst.a.Normal.Bottle.of.Mustard it's creepy for adults to have fun? Weird take. It's creepy because it's him doing it.
@TheWonkster yeah adults are allowed to have fun, i just hope that cobes showered up properly before getting in that water. 😮
God I really hate that he's started up with the "BUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT." He hasn't said it much in a while I guess finding his boglina really has him feeling himself. Looking like a whole ass regarded Boglim version of Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park.
He’s watching Terrance Pop again.
He also starting using for other words .
@@Pagan_Fears Ugh I was hoping he hadn't started that again. The Terrence Pop responce videos were awful.
Guess he finally got over the lips comment.
ahhh...... well ya see, when ya, if ya, ahhh, yes the troles, of course, they're just, if youlook and, and, and FEEL you'll understand the, ah, SENSUALITY of the, ah, ah, MEEEEeeeeeaaaaaddd.
it's hard to get across a bad Goldblum impression hahah
I imagine jessica and josh eating Wendy’s double bacon pretzel bun burgers sipping on bog juice listening to Ozzy like two pea heads in a pod
Balling up the burgers and feeding each other like they're sharing an apple.
Complaining about the troles and how they're just jealous that he's a Gothic bad boy internet rockstar master bog brew maker that smells good
Can't forget the tactical soap 😂
@@JohnClamthe visual this gave is everything. Good old fashioned slop swap is romantic
"You can't handle the fact all these chicks want Cobra"
Those two getting together is a domestic violence case waiting to happen…
Yea, she’d abuse him. She’s way worse than he is.
It would be a boglim on boglim slobberknocker. They'd be shrieking and attacking each other with whatever while both trying to record it, then be innocent tards when 5-0 busts in
@@brotherardash1960 Josh may be a dick, but I can’t imagine him hitting a woman. He even waited until Warlord tried to fight him before laying a finger on him
@@JustDatBoi He wanted to mutilate Scotty's sister with a knife just over an argument. He's looking for a reason to attack
@@brotherardash1960rip homeboy scotty
"It is criminal at the heart of hearts of all things" 2:28 she's a poet just like josh
He got them Bilbo Baggins steppas
"Sad-FEET!"
So badass and goth. A Casper Wyoming original steppas.
Bilbo Boggins
@@Niedfyr noice one ☝️
I know that it's just the standard lolcow temperament/autism, but it never ceases to make me laugh that lolcow sagas play out like TV episodes. Puff saga? Over, won't be mentioned again, we've moved on. Jessica is this week's episode
I bet Josh loves the fact that trolls would call any job he works at, it's the perfect little excuse for him not to go out and work. There is a solution to that though, and that'd be for him to pretty much get off the internet. But of course, why would he go out and get a job when he has the pay pigs?
Honestly, his content would be so much better if he got a job and no one called it.
Josh is at his most entertaining when he’s going outside and interacting with people. Now days he’s too paranoid to go outside, plus the Tiktards pay him for nothing so he has no reason to go outside.
Giving Cobra an excuse to be a welfare mooch isn't required, but it is preeshiated
Would you hire him though? :) Because I wouldn't even trust him to work as a dishwasher at my joint.
It may sound harsh, but I think there are certain cases where people let themselves deteriorate to the point where they are no longer suitable for employment. Especially when it comes to trust and responsibility, or the lack thereof.
His oppositional defiant disorder, alcoholism, and lack of impulse control & hygiene have completely hijacked his life to the point of? No return?
The only way I can see him back at work is through some kind of program like Jobcore etc.
Josh needs _a lot_ of rehabilitation before I can see anyone take the chance of hiring him.
@@ArcticXun-936 I wouldn't hire him either, but I'm sure another fast food place would hire him to wipe down tables. That's about it though
He wouldn’t even have to get off, just shut up and work in a field or something and you’d be fine
Next he'll be saying the troles jealously harassed Puff into leaving.
😂😂😂😂😂
Remember when he thought Summer was ugly so he kept mentioning breaking up when they just started seeing each other? Now look at our boy lmao
Well he keeps saying that he was rejected by every girl he ever liked which makes the ones that dated him merely placeholders in his mind.
Josh has no business commenting on anybody’s appearance.
The ones that were denied him are the only important ones
@@neganstains5745 ALL women are placeholders to Narcissists, even regarded ones like Jorp
@@brotherardash1960too true... WHY SKYGOD, why did he have to cheat on Stephanie?
Josh's idea of a nice restaurant is Wendy's slop, only the finest for the Boglette.
A table for 2 by the toilets.
@@AllOuttaBubblegum123 in case it needs unclogged by hand, and he could spring into action to show his date what a hero he can be
And nothing finer to pair it With than a nice tall glass of poop mead
At around 11:33 is why we should never feel sorry for jerp sanduex
Jerp sanduex 😂😂
exactly
Jerp sanduex is it. That's the pinnacle
Exactly. He always cries about how his trolls are “making fun of an autistic person with Aspergers”… yet he thinks it’s funny that one of his supporters has a sick kid? Wtf is funny about that?
Jessica was given the money to fly out to Josh by paypigs. She didn’t she kept the money. Josh is afraid of women anyway. He could fly her out but he is afraid
👏
How much money did she make? I know from her GoFundMe she only made like $30 so did someone else pay her the 300 and such and such to make the round-trip bus ride
@@EmoBunny69she wanted $1400 for a $300 ticket...
@@adventuresofamadman9992 yeahhhh…I saw that. Idk who she thought would believe that shite. 🤦🏽♀️
No way cobra has the capacity to navigate an airport even small Wyoming ones.
I don’t even think he likes Jessica, he’s just stoked that someone is interested in him so he’s gonna milk this attention dry.
Yeah I think he just likes the idea of someone liking him and jorp is afraid of woman, he doesn't want any actual human interaction
@@shawnbass-ig2bv yeah I genuinely believe that. He’s so out of touch with reality the more I watch his videos. But he’ll speak on real life topics like he’s a life coach.
If he only knew enough to keep his personal life personal.
He does, I think he lowkey enjoys the trolling. Without it, he’d be completely irrelevant with no views.
@parisite99 I don't think he can think that deep honestly, he's poking and hoping ask the way
He's just softcore cyraxx at this point. Engage infinite troll loop.
Softcore cyraxx 😂 ☠️
Accurate 100% Hahahaha
I'm just picturing Josh going down a waterslide, wearing his dog collar, Ozzy shirt and jacket, with his arms crossed pouting 😂
none of you will get to slide down slides on thanksgiving
That Hobbit foot is swelling at an astonishing rate!!!!!
"What are you doing with your life?" While drinking a beer,unshowered, mid rant,early in the morning. Getting life advice from a lifeless boglum TMDWU
It's incredible how I haven't watched anything about Josh for 4 months and absolutely nothing has changed
I remember from one of the snake bones podcasts some said he's morphing in Sam Losco from trailer park boys
Lmfaoo fucking caveman
Not even close he's nothing like Sam, Sam was actually cool and funny
Man, you can really tell how little he actually knows about Jessica. "She drinks, she has a mouth, and she has UA-cam trolls". If Jessica and Cobes do end up ending their dry spells, Josh will more than likely ghost her afterwards
NAL has a corn-cam side hustle.. Lol. She's on a dry spell as much as Josh is sober.
Let’s just hope they don’t procreate 😂
Just like gothie, josh beat his little bogner on cam while talking to her and then ruined it between him and her on purpose because he didn't need her anymore he got what he wanted
Cobes getting with that chick would be the biggest mistake hes ever made. He'll end up in jail.
Ikr
Cops politely telling the lady she needs to just log off
that mead has to be just fucking rancid
Cobes vs. NAL in the ultimate war of attrition. NAL taking money to go see the boy without any intention of following through, and Cobes using that insincere attraction to brag and chase clout without any intention of courting her or putting in any effort. Hard to say which one is doing the other one dirtier
This guy works too hard
Ol' Joshy six toes
I had to do a double take, wtf
@@thestraydogim counting again
No freaking way 😂😂
I did have to count them
Cobras majik is immeasurable
@@alexdoodt @thestraydog Nah it's just the webbing that makes it look like 6 tooties
3:47 "This is mainly why I don't date" Yeah that and you're a shut in sitting in front of a computer all day
9:33 If only my family took me to the waterpark on thanksgiving I wouldn't be a sad miserable cobra troll
He's laid the frick back in this one chillin like a rockstar villain you know what I mean jelly bean
Hearing a grown woman say “Revenge P” to a cop made me laugh harder than it should’ve…
Boglim foot looking like Wings swollen ankles had a love baby with DSP's gout foot TWU
He is so unbothered it's like when he was with summer and he didn't care if it didn't work out
I basically will wake up, grab coffee, and watch these videos lol.
It gives me “saturday morning cartoons” feelings while also reminding me not to drink super often.
HOLY SHIT. He's figured out the "better not x/y/z BOY" meme! THIS IS INSANE!
...he'll probably forget a week from now though
I don't think publishing your onlyfans is considered revenge porn
Eew gross 😂
Reposting something which you, yourself posted online for public consumption is most definitely not a crime
People told her to keep things private with Josh. Now it's come to the cops coming round
ok but it's still the trolls' fault for calling the cops. I've been watching Josh for over a decade, and the thought of interfering with his life or the lives of people around him has never once crossed my mind. it's not hard to watch him and not be a dick.
@@JohnCena2011Agreed, I think most of us are hands-off and would never cow tip. Providing personal info and antagonizing critics doesn't help, though. It comes off as a challenge.
100% agree
I tried telling her myself numerous time to stop exposing their relationship.
So she doesn't get hit by trolls.
She is just as stubborn as Josh
I really dislike the stupid shit people are doing@@JohnCena2011
I like how he stopped himself before saying "girlfriend." Also I'm not sure how he thinks he is going to take her to a nice restaurant when he never has money. He'd probably invite her over and order Wendy's or offer her a 3-day old burger he left on the counter
Let’s go live baby and wait for a sauce sandwich
They could have tuna, beef, cheddar noodles from the microwave, washed down with some non alcoholic chocolate jalapeño meeeed.
Don't underestimate the pay pigs
And a glass of big juice to pair it with
Trouble in Paradise!
What's the trouble?! Where's the paradise?
he'll never understand his undeserved ego is a big reason why people screw with him
And here I am, just patiently waiting for mice to create a permanent home in that bail of wood chips by the door, for the next two years.. And its like, hey, ya know?
'...and their kids come out, more autistic than I do...'
Pure genius, here. Alcohol -soaked brain coming in nicely, toobs.
Don't forget the duster holes
"Cobras decent dude, he hates sickos. Im not the same person i was in my parents basement."
I feel like this implies he used to be a sicko....i mean, that seems right.
He is such a regard, he acts like he cares, but he doesn't care about anything but himself, what he says an does are two different things
Theres no fucking way he believes that “ lots of chicks” want him😂😂
I'd pay $50 to see a livestream of cobes taking jessica out to a nice restaurant
Red lobster*
Wendy's
Loaf and jug, parking lot.
Benihana
Elephant Foot Bog getting a regular job would never happen. That means no more free food from the government and door dash.
A year or two ago he might still have been able to land a pity job from a landscaper pushing a lawnmower or something but I seriously doubt anyone would hire him for anything as he is now.
What little social skills he had to begin with have wilted from sitting in that chair watching Alt-Lite UA-camrs and huffing.
I didn't know having your cam girl shenanigans being shared was "revenge Pee"
I had really bad day at work today but looking at the bog boy makes me feel better
He rules your life 🧙♂️
Yea right trole. We all know it's 9 am and the day hasn't even started. Yes we all live on central time.
He owns your pathetic life and you love it.
Yeesh, he was an extra cranky toddler this time around.
“My youtoob troles are just jealous that their dad won’t bring them to a water park and help them go down the slide at age 33 dood.”
Oh man, how come Cobra gets all these chicks and I don’t!?
Jessica is a prize right? 😅🥴
Maybe bkz, you don't have flat foot or toof decay like our special boi.
Well, I think we all know the answer to that: tactical soap. 😂
Because you don't smell good trole
See the only thing I can't stand is when people send unpaid for/ non tipped food to him and Jessica. I was a delivery driver for like 2 years and when you get these fake deliveries you're missing out on money. I live in New England where pay is usually higher snd even then I was making $6 an hour and my life depended on the tips. If the trolls wanna send weird food stuff at least pay for it and tip the driver for being dragged into the shit. It fucks the drivers over with their already under paying job
Not everyone was born knowing how food service works.
@@JoyDavidsonnobody needs to be. Order food once and you should be able to figure out how it works. Unless you're regarded.
Boglim looks rough 😂😅🤣🤣
He looks younger than ever. You're just jealous you're not as youthful as he is.
Send more bottom shelf vodka stat
Josh is a UA-cam troll too but the kind that lives under a bridge and collects social security.
Lol yeah a literal troll😅
Jessica is only crazy about Josh because his tactical soap, ah the smell of grease and BO.
The fact he believes that girl is WILD!
So mote it be
Their union will be the best content in years. This must happen.
she asked for 7k to make the trip.
Jessica? Cute?
Yeah... Okay, pal.
He’s so afraid of her it’s amazing. Trust your instincts little Bog.
"IIII hope my UA-cam troles reeeeead between the liiiiines and help me get rid of this demented hose beeeeast because IIII prefer the company of duster and my dryyyy spell, toooobz..."
Honestly, this looks like a man that has cut down on his drinking ! TMDWU!
He's totally incapable of viewing his trolls as distinct entities with different agendas. To him the trolls are a hivemind.
his stupidity is starting to piss me off...
“I’ve matured into a young adult.”
Jorp Sandeaux, 2024
In Josh's Infinite Wisdom he still hasn't figured out that whatever information he puts on the internet will be used against ham and he will give a reaction. Looks like he's doing to learn the same lesson over and over. TMDWU
It is like watching a rat in a maze who keeps going after the cheese with the eletric shock nodes hooked up to it. The rat in the maze learns not to touch the cheese with the nodes and go for the slightly harder to reach cheese. Meanwhile the Boglim is down here nibbling on that block of cheese hooked up to the juice! Each time it zaps him he says, G'Damn it!!!!! And then goes right back for another nibble.....G'Damnit!!!!!!! 😂😂🤣😅
He's really is a broken record. Crying about the same thing every day
Ive never been more "say the line, bart!" Then the second he started on "shes old enough..."
"Trolls are gonna try to do anything they can to scare Jessica away" Lmfaooooo the irony.. Jessica literally scared Josh off
his hair keeps getting worse and worse literally the worst thing you can do to yourself while you’re balding is dying your hair a dark color i feel so bad for the woman that had to dye his decaying scalp
The boglime boosie fade
@@commandercody4682 😭😭😭
He has matured....into a young adult..
Things that don't exist, for 500 Alex. *Daily Double sounds and blinking lights intensify*
How is it revenge p if it's already in public sites all over the place.
And why do his toes look like dirty grapes on a moldy loaf of bread.
Also noticed he didn't add disease free to the list
''Well, what are you doing with your life?''
- He asks, sitting in filth, scouting a half-bald head, filthy clothes, and rotting teeth -- in another day of drinking, complaining, and waiting for money to show up in his account via whatever lazy, unoriginal scheme he's concocted in the last 48 hours.
Yes, Josh, it’s hilarious that someone’s daughter has Turner’s Syndrome. 🙄🙄 I had to double back and listen to that part again because I couldn’t believe that the bog was actually saying that.
That was legit shocking, but not surprising. If Josh feels wronged nothing’s off the table. Siccing his trolls on Gothic Dee, telling Swampy’s mom that he should have gotten off the internet, laughing at an innocent kid’s incurable condition.
Glad he drops these reminders of his character from time to time.
@hinglemccringleberry76 Right! And his new white knights have the audacity to defend him. I really don't think many ppl realize his true nature.
The boy's completely out of control w/ his delusions of grandeur, drinking, screaming at all hours of the night, making concoctions that are SURE to unalive him eventually.. add making fun of other regarded ppl and laughing about it to the list.
I've known a few Turner girls. They all have jobs and families and shower regularly and can hang out and have fun with the rest of us.
In other words; way ahead of Josh.
To be fair you can’t shit on this guy constantly and expect him to be sympathetic.
@@datchicrayhe never was sympathetic, josh has always been awful
Ain't no way his feet are as wide as his swollen head. Wallace and Gromit lookin feet. Bobby's World lookin feet. How do you even fall over lookin feet.
His foots almost as bloated as his head.