"O" in Japanese is something you put in front of a noun to make it more formal or pay respect to it. "Nigiri" is a verb or an adjective that means mush an object smaller. So Onigiri is paying respect to rice grains mushed together
@@FolgersExe I grew up around a ton of German, I'm not perfectly fluent, but I'm at least conversational. We were counting a Dollar Tree and apparently this older German guy came in and was looking for a few things, but spoke next to no English. One of my co-workers overheard and went "I know just the person to solve this problem!" So they marched this poor dude back to me and we spent a couple moments ironing out the variance between his Berlin dialect and my doggerel Pennsylvania Dutch and I acted as a translator between this guy and the store employee. Just one of the fun things you sometimes run into working inventory.
Robin: "You cant count the rest of us among Louisianans." Me, a Louisianan: "I've never been so offended by something I one-hundred percent agree with."
what i wanted is to post a comment to a you-tuber i like and i watch when i am deppresed and the ever increasing pain of school gives me so much stress i get worried ill never be good enough and what happens is i get a lecture on eggs by two random people on the internet.
For flips sake, hit was a JOKE, he meant, if the chicken lays the egg, which contains a chicken, then where did the first chicken come from. Its a joke for God's sake.
"I'm sure Canada is doing just fine" Me, a Canadian, who's friends had an anti-mast rally outside their college dorms: That's where you're wrong buckaroo
@@jayreid2513 I know, I was joking about that. I know that there are stupid people everywhere, but there seems to be a lot in my country. Or they’re just loud (Another VERY American trait)
5:27 I’m lucky to have parents who actually listen to me when I say “you can’t pause an online game,” and say next time, “dinner is in 10 minutes, so finish you game now.”
Day 63 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
Me: *shoots friend to test friendly fire* Everyone else in the army: Me: *opens a window* Everyone else in the ISS: Me: *does something perfectly normal in a certain context* Everyone else who are or are doing something that makes the normal thing dark: I like those dark humor things. I like dark humor. The ppl who do “I like dark humor but” memes don’t like dark humor (most at least)
1:20 actually scared me. Because one time when we had an assignment in physics, someone said they found the answer sheet to our worksheet. Most people, including me used it thinking it was the right answer. Come next class, the teacher was mad at us and proved to us that it wasn’t the real answer sheet
Just think: There's gonna be a whole generation of parents who tell their kids, "Alright, honey, just finish up that round and come down for dinner," when the kids are playing online games.
One day when my kids playing an online game im gonna tell them to pause it and when they say they cant imma start screaming because they arent listening then when they start to get upset about it imma tell them to chill because theyve already lost the round.
@PugWarrior10 it breaks the laws of physics to program without a browser. That’s why edge took so much time to make. The programmers had to use internet explorer
I thought demon was hanyou or youkai. Though hanyou is technically only a halfdemon. But this implies(to me anyway) that the demon part of the word is in 'you'.
I've been watching EmKay for awhile now, and i really like it! All of the voiceover people are all really funny and watching these always makes my day better. Thank you
Parents never said “pause your game” they just said “find a stopping point” which sounds the same but they mean it as find a place where you can be afk. and if we couldn’t they give us a extra minute or two to find a place to be afk. So they understood the idea of being on online games and stuff
In reference to 5:35, my parents learned pretty quickly that instead of saying "pause your game", ask "are you able to pause your game?" and then not get upset if I say "not right now, give me a few minutes". Feels good.
13:00 You laugh but my husband watches a lot of Pokemon Card videos where they price the cards and he has a big bin full of Pokemon cards (which I'm actually concerned about because his dad's a hoarder and I'm afraid of him getting that habit from him.) When I told him that the second our niece asks for Pokemon Cards I'm going to go through all of his cards, sort them by Pokemon and then sort them again by worth (using TCGPlayer, probably) and give her the ones that aren't even worth a dollar (unless he wants one of each, which I would understand) he was like "I rather you didn't!" What the hell would he do with ten Zebstrika cards, huh? He doesn't play the game, he just collects them! And he doesn't even look at them most of the time (unless they're Eevee) so why the attachment? I'm sure the second she does ask for Pokemon Cards my husband will be going through his million cards and give her at least half of them. (Unless my brother in law does that first.) The attachment is kind of annoying to me in case he is going down the same route his father is.
7:39 I taught it's was the hotness of the lightning that makes the air molecules so hot that they will travel away very fast thus making that loud sounds?
ok, to make something clear, I am in a coding class and I can say on my end, I use google way too often. We learn everything in class yet i still have to use google to look it up. These coder memes are accurate.
1:38 Maybe at some point if I have a female friend (I'm male), we both work on a piece of artwork and then post it online twice. One is me holding it and the other is her holding it. Then we wait for the results.
In Lab Experiment, there's an achievement you get by dying to a zombie. The achievement's description says "The zombie wanted brains, but decided to get you instead.". _imagine getting roasted by an achievement._
You can lose it if you choose to use protection and hangout with younger relatives,thus you get to play with legos and lose you’re v-card.Boom,I found the loophole
11:03 My PC is literally as old as me, it gave me so much good time and I felt sad when It couldn't boot up... I booted him up two days earlier and he's doing fine, just a bit slow, but it's a worth price for playing games smoothly
Today I woke to find I had my period and was suffering with cramps for four whole hours. I threw up 2 times and used a hot pad and some medication but after some time the cramps came back. This video was so good that for this whole time I could feel my cramps. Now I am going to binge all the other videos of this channel. Thanks for making my day better 🥲😄
"And thus. Divorce papers were born!"
We aren't even 1 minute in and im dying of laughter
yea
Same, fucken hell my sides became dust
I *deceased*
I do wonder why he's smiling...
Yes and i get the joke
Her: He's probably thinking of other women.
Him: Do people hate emojis because of the Emoji Movie or do they hate the Emoji Movie because of emojis?
Both
@Justin Y. Impersonator don’t judge me Justin. I NEED MORE
Neither.
To me, The whole movie should be in r/cringetopia
What has happend to this comment in 10 minutes
It’s 3am on a Monday i feel wonderful
I woke up at 3am.
9AM for me
@@applebeesbathroom same for me
9:02 A.M. for me
6am on a Monday for me
“No no no, not America, The United States of America.”
[Everyone else in the continent liked that.]
Yes
Yeah
Yep
"united"
@@storkfejot9845 yep
3:56
Robin: "He died from lung cancer in September 200- *demonic eight*
I am still thinking about that
LITREALLY
He went into the 4th demenshn for a sec
that’s the month i was born
I heard it as Yoda
her: hes probably thinking about other girls
him: waterfall and firefly describes themselves
Hold up, She?
(edit: *what the hell did i just do to start an entire rampage? I-* )
Answer now, Bio.
...she... ...him... the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider... unnatural.
@@medicgaming9117
You kinda sounding like that merchant from Aladdin and I dig that.
Onamonopeia
“I’m sure Canada is doing just fine.”
Well actually..
Hows Canada?
yeah how's canada
Certainly has less cases then America
@@alyssaxx50
the trees have come to life, they are taking their revenge...
The moose, *theyre coming.*
There isn’t much time..
The *snow* it’s-
@@camiepotatopattie8754
Russians: WHATS THE SNOW SPEAKING WHAT IS IT SPE-
Karen's be like: Screaming till I pass out
*till everyone else passes out.
Day 163
Karen used Uproar! A critical hit! Foe's Julixn fainted
@@JoPC54 NO JULIXN *WHYYYYYYY*
What am i doing with my life bruh
"O" in Japanese is something you put in front of a noun to make it more formal or pay respect to it.
"Nigiri" is a verb or an adjective that means mush an object smaller.
So Onigiri is paying respect to rice grains mushed together
Thank you for the random information that no one probably asked, very cool, have my like
Thanks
oppai
Nani? SUKEI!
"Men Don't cry!"
What Men cry at: "And Just like that ladies and Gentleman, we have come to the end of another video-"
Correct
@@ehhhhhh1885 connect
Or When you see the Ending of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
What men REALLY cry at:
"so long nerds"
@@aesiro1336 fax
Can we just talk about how flawless his pronounciation of "Guten Tag" was?
Someone in my grade 10 class said that all the time
@@FolgersExe I grew up around a ton of German, I'm not perfectly fluent, but I'm at least conversational. We were counting a Dollar Tree and apparently this older German guy came in and was looking for a few things, but spoke next to no English. One of my co-workers overheard and went "I know just the person to solve this problem!" So they marched this poor dude back to me and we spent a couple moments ironing out the variance between his Berlin dialect and my doggerel Pennsylvania Dutch and I acted as a translator between this guy and the store employee. Just one of the fun things you sometimes run into working inventory.
i know sh-t in german thanks to my mother who went to germany for a week when i was 3
@@JackSilver1410 too long didnt ask
no
good day
(jk btw it was a joke. it was actually good. also guten tag is good day right cuz then if it's not the joke is ruined)
Robin: "You cant count the rest of us among Louisianans."
Me, a Louisianan: "I've never been so offended by something I one-hundred percent agree with."
reality is a hard when you can marry your cousin
As a Louisianan, I can also confirm that those 10% of people are 90% of Louisiana
I agree. And, Mr. Duck, I am at least sure I can say that i am not part of that 90%.
@@Jackson-vr1vf Neither am I
Sadly I also live in Lousiana, but atleast we know damion lives in Lousiana
her: he is probably thinking of other girls
him: the chicken should have came first but how was it born THE EGG!?
what i wanted is to post a comment to a you-tuber i like and i watch when i am deppresed and the ever increasing pain of school gives me so much stress i get worried ill never be good enough and what happens is i get a lecture on eggs by two random people on the internet.
For flips sake, hit was a JOKE, he meant, if the chicken lays the egg, which contains a chicken, then where did the first chicken come from. Its a joke for God's sake.
@@Cameron-vv9fs yeah dude chill
@@Cameron-vv9fs oop-
Child- 😳
@@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly bro, the commenter and the person you are replying to, are the same people. Have a sharp eye before judging someone
3:56
"September of 2000 *EIGHT* "
Yeah, the heck happened there?!
Idk
?????
The intro was just....
How can something be that good?
I love it how anime portrays teens as people who saves the entire world population in the age of 15
If you haven’t saved the entire world population at least twice by the time you’re 18 you didn’t have a childhood
@Uncle Slappy that just means you didn't have a childhood
It's called fantasy
my mum actually understands online games
mum: dinners ready sweety pause your game
me: It's online...
mum: oh ok don't be long
*you and I are not so different.*
She is a legend.
Your mum is the goddess of understanding
The opening thing actually kinda turned into a meme
I've seen it feature in a few other videos; like an SMG4 one from last year
poor poor doom guy
"I'm sure Canada is doing just fine"
Me, a Canadian, who's friends had an anti-mast rally outside their college dorms: That's where you're wrong buckaroo
I’m sorry you guys got stuck with the American tourists still in the country.
@@nategolie3728 nono, they were Canadian. A woman from Windsor also hosted an anti-mask March going to every low-case town to protest
@@jayreid2513 I know, I was joking about that. I know that there are stupid people everywhere, but there seems to be a lot in my country. Or they’re just loud (Another VERY American trait)
@@nategolie3728 they're everywhere, but Americans are very vocal about it
@@jayreid2513 That’s what I just said.
I saw the fanart and literally gasped. I got Unus Annus flashbacks.
SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
Rip
Memento mori 🖤🤍
Ah, what a year that was
Unus Annus = one year
Memento Mori = Remember, you'll die.
5:27 I’m lucky to have parents who actually listen to me when I say “you can’t pause an online game,” and say next time, “dinner is in 10 minutes, so finish you game now.”
Day 63 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
@@jdwmyt
Ngl I almost got the answer.
@@jdwmyt hehehehehe, i liked that :)
I miss r/ihadastroke
Me: *shoots friend to test friendly fire*
Everyone else in the army:
Me: *opens a window*
Everyone else in the ISS:
Me: *does something perfectly normal in a certain context*
Everyone else who are or are doing something that makes the normal thing dark:
I like those dark humor things. I like dark humor. The ppl who do “I like dark humor but” memes don’t like dark humor (most at least)
I was originally feeling sad cause I had my heart broken by a girl, and you made my day please keep doing what your doing :)
Stay safe king
Hope you feel better now😊
Switch to men 🗿
@@skad6521 no 🗿
1:20 actually scared me. Because one time when we had an assignment in physics, someone said they found the answer sheet to our worksheet. Most people, including me used it thinking it was the right answer. Come next class, the teacher was mad at us and proved to us that it wasn’t the real answer sheet
Just think: There's gonna be a whole generation of parents who tell their kids, "Alright, honey, just finish up that round and come down for dinner," when the kids are playing online games.
One day when my kids playing an online game im gonna tell them to pause it and when they say they cant imma start screaming because they arent listening then when they start to get upset about it imma tell them to chill because theyve already lost the round.
This.. This is my generation. I shall be the understanding parent.
Memes: programmer's use google for everything.
The people who programed google: pathetic...
They used bing
@Stiff Pictures and the people who made bing used internet explorer
@@billykaelin6358 nahh it's too slow
@PugWarrior10 it breaks the laws of physics to program without a browser. That’s why edge took so much time to make. The programmers had to use internet explorer
0:05 THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM?!
My biological dad when my mom found out he was cheating: 0:12
oh
uh
3:16 *me trying the dangdest to say “my dad doesnt” but then realizes I do*
As an Australian can confirm that is exactly how it feels visiting Darwin at 4:35
I feel like when Robin was a kid he would donate all his birthday money to charity
0:50
Me, being 11 right now:
me, when i was eight:
*So basically, Life guards thought I was over eighteen-*
oh no-
stay safe out there luv, when i was 11 i was letting men think i was over 18. youll be okay just stay safe.
If you are 11 idk if you should be on UA-cam comments, some bad crap happens in here. I recommend playing with legos. Enjoy them while you can
@@BigYosh We sold my legos ;-;
@@annafurmaniak8981 NOT THE LEGOS
I have only one opinion
"BRING BACK DAMIEN"
Edit: I know that he has a channel (Damien Lee) but I want a cross-over episode of sorts..
Damn it's been a long time since Damien
YES
YES
he has his own channel, are you that lazy?
Same.
7:57 lol right as robin said “we stop” my internet goes down a bar and freezes the vid
Oni: demon
Oni-Chan: demon-Chan?
Onii =/= Oni
@@epsilon-eleven ≠
@@epsilon-eleven and yes.. that’s true
I thought demon was hanyou or youkai. Though hanyou is technically only a halfdemon. But this implies(to me anyway) that the demon part of the word is in 'you'.
Who
I've been watching EmKay for awhile now, and i really like it! All of the voiceover people are all really funny and watching these always makes my day better. Thank you
Kid: mom what's the wifi password?
Mom: 11:19
If you want your parents to stop telling you to pause your online games, then tell them to pause their cooking after asking them for help.
At 11:01 this things eyes are facing forward so that means it's a predator
13:27. HE. GIVES. A. PERFECT. SOLDIER. LAUGH!
"Hi it's your host Robin, and today my brain throbin!"
The PPG narration at the start is such a masterpiece
My parents are cool, they actually play video games and they understand how online games work
3:57 i think emkay had hit puberty in half a second
7:21 You can play with Legos as an adult. We’re called AFOLs.
That thumbnail tho
Boo
AAAH
Boo
Hey!
You sir are the first
Hope he takes my good side
Did Emkay just post twice
in the Same second?
5:32 The trick is that when you need Mom and she is cooking, tell her to pause the food.
Mom learns after that one.
6:46 it's honse the beautiful artificial horse
3:35 : cars vore 😳 sowwy for ruining your childhood
ayo?
Parents never said “pause your game” they just said “find a stopping point” which
sounds the same but they mean it as find a place where you can be afk.
and if we couldn’t they give us a extra minute or two to find a place to be afk.
So they understood the idea of being on online games and stuff
3:56 why does Robin become Yoda for a split second
Emkay be like: i feel like im mising something
Everyone: if u dont remember then its not important
r/madlads be like😭
I am the 10 like
In reference to 5:35, my parents learned pretty quickly that instead of saying "pause your game", ask "are you able to pause your game?" and then not get upset if I say "not right now, give me a few minutes". Feels good.
the laugh you did for the soldier was pretty accurate
2:54 as a game developer, I can say this is true
Among us lobbies be like: start start start start
Yes?
@@Lord_Shitpost77 Yes?
@Shyamkumar Khangembam he cell me
@Shyamkumar Khangembam or aka Star platinum
Not the ones I’ve been in...
12:47 what is this meme format even called, for scientific purpouses, of course.
I'd appreciate the answer too. You know....for quarantine reasons and...all
Artist is Evulchibi.
the gumball part kept me dying from nostalgia and laughter
13:00 You laugh but my husband watches a lot of Pokemon Card videos where they price the cards and he has a big bin full of Pokemon cards (which I'm actually concerned about because his dad's a hoarder and I'm afraid of him getting that habit from him.)
When I told him that the second our niece asks for Pokemon Cards I'm going to go through all of his cards, sort them by Pokemon and then sort them again by worth (using TCGPlayer, probably) and give her the ones that aren't even worth a dollar (unless he wants one of each, which I would understand) he was like "I rather you didn't!"
What the hell would he do with ten Zebstrika cards, huh? He doesn't play the game, he just collects them! And he doesn't even look at them most of the time (unless they're Eevee) so why the attachment?
I'm sure the second she does ask for Pokemon Cards my husband will be going through his million cards and give her at least half of them. (Unless my brother in law does that first.) The attachment is kind of annoying to me in case he is going down the same route his father is.
7:39 I taught it's was the hotness of the lightning that makes the air molecules so hot that they will travel away very fast thus making that loud sounds?
ok, to make something clear, I am in a coding class and I can say on my end, I use google way too often. We learn everything in class yet i still have to use google to look it up. These coder memes are accurate.
petition to make robin narrate more power puff girls
My parents to games:
Jokes on you im into that shiz!
Robin doing the soldier laugh made me happy and sad at the same time :(
That intro voiceover was PERFECT!
America:
Eat, Sleep, WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ( Triple the amount of r's )
Brother
@@naturaliron9726 .o.
@@izukumidoriya3953 .o.
I saw this and thought, wait a minute, that’s not me
@@naturaliron9726 Well, lol, I hope you're having a good day.
6:06 they're...... twins.
..........
Just the intro alone deserves a like, goddam it's so funny.
1:38 Maybe at some point if I have a female friend (I'm male), we both work on a piece of artwork and then post it online twice. One is me holding it and the other is her holding it. Then we wait for the results.
interesting...
7:34 I'm disappointed because that wasn't a reference to that Cars 1 scene with McQueen and Chick Hicks
Day 137 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
I like your name
Am I the only one that noticed Robin's voice like glitch out or something when he says 2008 at 3:55
Oni Chan
Thus I have summoned the NII CHAN
Oni chan means older brother
Yes I know
In Lab Experiment, there's an achievement you get by dying to a zombie. The achievement's description says "The zombie wanted brains, but decided to get you instead.".
_imagine getting roasted by an achievement._
unblocked flash games will never be forgotten
5:41 why does nobody mention his incredibly long arms
Jesus that is so damn unnerving, I'm referring to the cow looking thing...
Its an ancient pig from the Cenezoic (the Ice Age) called the Hell Pig, or scientifically the Daeodon. Just to know
brooo i feel genuine fear. shit looks like a human
@@dimmoire well it is a statue, its gonna be horrific
when your phone is at 1% and then the power is out...
1%? My phone dies at 3%!
4:59 This guy has good taste in games [POSTKNIGHT SUPREMACY]
You can lose it if you choose to use protection and hangout with younger relatives,thus you get to play with legos and lose you’re v-card.Boom,I found the loophole
Idk why but 3:24 had me crying 😂
day 1 of convincing robin to say
"i'm bobin' robin'"
I wish you good luck in your quest
This is the earliest I’ve been for an Emkay vid I’m not complaining
15:39 *Unus Annus is that you?*
One Piece actually takes advantage of that "Oni Giri" pun for the name of one of the MC's signature attacks.
11:03
My PC is literally as old as me, it gave me so much good time and I felt sad when It couldn't boot up... I booted him up two days earlier and he's doing fine, just a bit slow, but it's a worth price for playing games smoothly
11:35 You had one job dear editor
5:00 OOOOOH! I love that game!
Robin: "2 thousand-"
Kermit the frog: "8."
be me, staring at Robin because Netflix didn't make the damn documentary:
Holy Shieeet, finally we have a new but classic content on this channel: Dank Memes
12:47, that got me thinking... *what's this character's name?*
I want to know that too because you know
That school research
On rule 34
Isn't gonna finish by itself
Doomer girl
@@denniskinose2032 Thanks. and to anyone here, or will eventually coma across this section, it exists.
Strangely enough, my mom is the only one that understands the properties of an online game
1 minute in and you already create an iconic meme thanks Robin
Today I woke to find I had my period and was suffering with cramps for four whole hours. I threw up 2 times and used a hot pad and some medication but after some time the cramps came back. This video was so good that for this whole time I could feel my cramps. Now I am going to binge all the other videos of this channel. Thanks for making my day better 🥲😄
13:13
Yesterday reddit gave me a free silver award
So I sorted my home page by new and gave it to the first meme that make me laugh
4:27 I laughed so hard😂
8:51 this voice sounds like the spy of tf2
@Ties de Jong SHUT UP KID YOU ARE HOW OLD? 9
I was born 2008 September, I feel like I’m dead inside after hearing about doc hudson
That fan art makes me hear a ticking clock and the overwhelming need to say "Unus" followed by "Annus"