It is considered you not following your duties as thats your job to stop people from breaking stuff too. Ofc thats absolutely ridiculous ans shouldnt be allowed but thats just how it is
@@Killroy007 The thing is, non related jobs like clerks shouldn't have to follow the duties of the manager, isn't the manager supposed to stop people from breaking things?
I've already mentioned this once, but I'll never stop saying it, *when I was a kid, cleaning the lint filter was the coolest thing.* It just sticks to itself! Magic! Sorcery, I tell you! How do people not discover this?
hospital food worker here: that post about the patient getting oranges with a clearly marked citrus allergy enrages me to no end. you can absolutely get fired for that where i work. first thing we do when we build a tray is check for allergies. also, our specific system would even let you submit that ticket without a warning because it checks for allergies in items. with ours, you'd get a notification that says that it "doesn't work with the dietary requirements" and you'd need a nurses initials to send it through. maybe that hospital needs new technology because that should never be allowed to happen!!!!!!!
6:43 Life pro tip #1: use a safety pin on one side of the hoodie string, that makes it easier to feed through the hood! 11:04 Life pro tip #2: acetone (or nail polish remover) helps remove stickers and glue!
I want to add an addendum to pro-tip 2: If the sticker and glue is on a plastic item or varnished wood, it is highly recommended to use rubbing alcohol or non-acetone nail polish remover instead. Acetone melts most plastics, i.e. plastic cups, external hard drive covers, a table top, tv/computer screens, etc.
1:43 Well... that is not "annoy the homeless, to make sure hey don't hang around." That is a direct hazardous violation of safety to the public, with malice intent . Everyone involved in this should be sacked.
Don't worry I've called wooosh medics! here they are! they'll tell you why the joke doesn't make sense to revive you from laughter. Wooosh medics: a child can't fly you don't understand physics dude. You okay now?
@@reviewerofcomments oh really? Could you please tell me, and Im serious, I'm not tryna be mean, I genuinely want to know how launch children at impossibly high speeds
Lexi earlier in the video: I only have two types of socks, cute athletic ones & thick winter ones. Lexi at the end: Life is too short to worry about having matching socks. Now, while I agree that mismatching socks are better than matching ones, please Lexi, please tell us you don't wear one normal sock & one thick sock. That sounds way too uncomfortable. I'm getting second hand bad vibes from imagining that feeling for 10+ hours a day.
Lexi, to put the strings back in hoodies or whatever is similar, get a large safety pin - narrow enough to get into the gap but quite strong. Put the lace on the pin, close it, and start pushing it through. You can keep pushing the fabric over the pin until it's gathered up till it's nearly covered, catch hold of the front end of the pin and pull the garment back off it. Keep going until it comes out the other end. Also to prevent this from happening in the first place, tie a thick enough knot in the lace to stop it being able to end up inside the garment.
*Satan: Huh? Your name's not on our list.* *People who make fake PNGs: Of course not. Because i don't belong here!* *Satan: *Leading them to the EXTRA hell**
@@14shrak what, it is illegal to make employees pay, they should make the customer pay or just let it go. retail workers arent paid enough for this shit
9:50 For some extra infuriation on this post, OP later updated that the one person who knew the codes came in hours later and refused to give the codes to the students and recommended they PROP THEIR DOORS OPEN until they get around to setting up thumbprint scans for all of them.
WTF, they shouldn't have to be required to give up their thumbprints to enter their apartment! Let alone they just changed the locks without notice and without making sure that the tenants can access their rooms... 🤦♂️
@@Guest-lk4ws trans man,my good sir. Lexi is a trans man (male to female) Edit:got reminded that trans man is female to male And Lexi is a trans woman (Wtf did my 2 am mind thought of?)
12:35 Really frustrates me when teachers do this. I've experienced something like this before and I RESENTED my teacher for it. Their logic is that: drawing = not focusing, when usually drawing actually helps me focus. I remember my teacher pulling me aside in class and telling me to stop drawing on my papers, of course I didn't listen, but it was really discouraging and made me feel like my art wasn't good enough and not worth making even if it brought me happiness. I'm so glad I didn't listen to her though because when I got to middle school I learned that my teachers actually LIKED seeing my drawings. One teacher would actually pay me in our schools currency for drawing and keeping him entertained while grading. I'm glad I didn't listen, I've improved so much since I was in her class and I couldn't have done that without doing exactly what she told me not to.
god i love it when lexi narrates. and everyone being so supportive is so nice. it gives me hope for myself. that even though i dont sound like the gender i wanna be, i still deserve support like she does. stay strong and transphobes stay mad xoxo
"Casio, find a product designer that isn't an under developed fork" You know Lexi was absolutely ecstatic to use that insult in the same video she learned it in...
That hospital one, is actually a pretty easy mistake to make depending on how the ward does it's meal rounds. I am a student nurse and last year I accidentally gave someone who is allergic to ginger a spoonful of ginger cake when on placement, thankfully she was alright and there was no harm done but I will never not feel guilty about giving her that even if she told me herself that she was fine.
As someone who uses GIMP all the time, I relate to the thumbnail a lot. The trick to knowing which ones are real is if the background is white when you highlight it, but becomes transparent when you click it then it's real. But if it looks transparent as soon as you highlight it, it's almost certainly fake.
I like to think that Jack, Lexi, Damien and Robin all live next to each other in apartments, and they just go to each other's apartments as they please because they all have keys to all 4 apartments
You know that feeling when you repeat on a level on a game and you wanna break something? I get that feeling when i break chopsticks and I JUST WANT TO BREAK THE TABLE IN HALF.
*This was the last time the EmKay team heard from Lexi. We searched for her for days to no avail. We assumed her dead. Seven years later we discovered that she had been abducted by the IRS for mistakenly filing a false tax return. We do not know her exact location. but we do know she is indeed alive and would like to appeal to the IRS that she be released. Lexi did not do what she did on purpose and like any other human being she deserves freedom and leniency for her misunderstanding of the United States tax laws. We miss you Lexi. You hope you are safe. We will not stop fighting until you are released.* edit: the moment this popped up was at 2:25
As someone who wants to transition (Male to Female) I really look up to Lexi as a role model (why shouldn't chaotic cuties look up to other Chaotic cuties hehe)
It takes a lot even just to come out with that! I hope you find what’s right for you and I’m proud of you for being able to speak up about who you are, random stranger on the internet!
6:47 hello Lexi! I recommend you put a safety pin on one end of the string, and out it through the hole in the hood. Since the safety pin is sturdy, it will be easier to find and you can push it along, while still being attached to the string. Hope this helped 💕
@@reduxdev ITS LITERALLY EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS. OUT OF ALL THE ARGUMENTS YOU COULD MAKE YOU CHOOSE ONE THAT MAKES NO SENSE. SHE/HER IS LITERALLY A VALID PRONOUN WHAT THE HELL BRO
@@reduxdev To reject a person's pronouns in favor of your own determination for their pronouns is literally disrespect. At actually-easily-reached limits, it can even qualify as bigotry...whether misogyny or misandry or transphobia or some other more-specific bigotry depends on specific context. ---- The only method by which a person can reject a person's gender identity and preferred pronouns without it inherently being bigotry in action is to present a system that is neither discriminatory, nor disrespectful, nor bigoted that categorizes gender in a way that the person whose gender identity is being rejected can be shown incorrect. And yet, even if we assume that such a hurdle could be met, the person denying the gender then has to prove their case that person whose gender they are denying is wrong. --- Let's take a simple case. Even if everyone commenting on this video were to acknowledge as Divine Immutable Truth the bullshit notion that "Gender equals Sex equals Genitalia", for you to call Lexi "a man, not a woman" requires you to prove that Lexi possesses male genitalia as required by the aforementioned Divine Immutable Truth. And, all the offense, I'm fairly certain that you would utterly fail to meet even this barest standard of evidence during what is the absolute best-case scenario for your claim.
Regarding the "Close Door Button" in most elevators, it's disabled because the button actually violates the "Americans With Disabilities Act" passed in 1990 requires all elevators must remain open for at least 3 seconds before closing to allow enough time for someone with a wheelchair enough time to enter without the door closing on them. The button however can be overridden and used by any fireman with a key to bypass the lockout, though it'd probably take longer to get and use the key than to wait for the elevator door to shut.
I mean, if the elevator stays open for longer than 3 seconds already they can just make the button smart and have a counter or a mechanism to make it stay open. Though I'm sure that'd cost more money than a fake button so probably not happening.
I don't get this. It's literally one simple line of code to make sure the button only works after the door's been open for three seconds already. Any intern can do it!
@@Nova-bv5qb still just a tiny bit of code. Would look a little something like this in C++: bool fireman_override = 0 [...] if (fireman_override == 1*) {close_doors();} else {wait(3**); close_doors();} *meaning active/engaged **meaning three seconds
The boss who makes a person pay for something just because someone else broke it during their shift needs a reality check and a little bit of common sense knocked into him.
4:56 “Happiness is found in things that make you happy” Ah yes, The floor here is made out of floor. Ah yes, Robin, Jack and Lexi are amazing narrators. Ah yes, Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Ah yes, you have read this comment.
13:28 nope the kid isn't made out of adamantium (wolverine) or Vibranium (Captain America shield) its just that for some reason Americans think drywall is a good building material
2:22 I will never understand why the US requires you to do your own taxes. For us in NZ, the tax is deducted from your paychecks automatically, and any returns you're owed are also processed automatically.
I'm so glad Lexi thinks about saving small plastic containers for small screws. I'm a novice tinkerer and have kept my mom's old weekly pill things for screws whenever she changed to a different one
@@radonnawisdom6723 their name is Emanuel Kayden whi has a cat, a pet robin, his old Jack's from his childhood and his mailman is damien who comes by occasionally
Fun fact: most box cutters have a removable plastic piece at the back which has a groove in it meant to be used to perfectly snap the blade at the lines.
@@HeckYouEpically Wait did you go around the comment section to find people called her she just so you could say "him"? That's kinda pathetic get a life. :\
6:42 Okay, so the way you prevent it is by safety pinning or tying the string ends together _before_ putting it in the dryer. The way to fix it _after_ it happens is to take a safety pin (for ease of use the largest/longest one that will fit inside the hoodie's string hole), attach the pin to _one_ end of the string, and then put the safety pin inside the hole. Then you just scrunch the fabric around the safety pin and scrunch-walk the pin until you get to the other hoodie hole. Super tedious and time consuming but it's relatively easy.
I'm so mad at that teacher for crossing out that cute little possum sketch! Just let them draw! This isn't a job where they have to be professional, it's school!
@@reduxdev no? She’s a girl She was born male but because of different brain and body balance, she felt more like a girl so transitioned into it. You can either open up and accept it, or at least respect lexis opinio, or you can be insecure and leave
@@reduxdev you literally spend your day to say false statements about somebody who has no idea you exist and is way more loved and known than you. You're pathetic.
@@reduxdev neither do you... have you ever seen actual biologists study the way being trans works? obviously not. i highly doubt you’ve passed 6th grade science, by your lack of education. stop acting like you know everything, because you clearly do not.
3:39 Things like these are why I am grateful for my parents. They taught me this when I was, like, eight. Never shall I leave a lint filter uncleaned. Occasionally I will wash mine with soap, because it helps I guess. 6:45 OTHER IMPORTANT THING! I know a trick for the hoodie thing! Put the string through a paperclip. Make sure it's secure. Then start putting it in the hood. Scrunch up the fabric around it as you go. That'll make it easier to pull through. Works with all sorts of drawstring things
So, I know this will get buried, BUT! I have a solution for the thing at 6:41. What you do is you either get a Bobby pin, or safety pin, or something like that. Then use it like you are threading a needle, and push it through the hole of your hoodie. Then push the pin as far through as you can, scrunching up the fabric. Then grab the end of the pin, and un scrunch the are behind it. Then Repeat, Until you get the the other side. I hope this helps someone. (This might be unclear, sorry) (Fun fact, I used this hack for a cosplay of Damien from mean girls, because I had a blue hoodie, but the string was long gone.)
Sometimes I feel guilty for preparing Christmas lights early in December, but then I remember. Thanksgiving isn't a thing where I live nor is it a thing in my culture. Darn you, America!!! /s
We love christmas in our country. We dont do halloween or celebrate the genocide of indigenous people (uh i mean thanksgiving) so we put up christmas lights early
Holy crap that hospital one made me so angry, I would’ve gone full on KAREN MODE at them. I’m not very lenient with hospitals, if they give me crap service I will make it very clear. Once I was told to wait a little while longer repeatedly for 6 hours at a hospital and they only got back to me when I packed up my stuff and started walking out the door.
The cute doodle rat being marked out infuriates me. I was someone who would doodle/write notes all over my tests and assignments, especially if it was for a class with a teacher I liked. One of my favorite doodles was the grim reaper from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy on some geography homework. I genuinely would've been heartbroken if my doodle was crossed out, let alone gotten a point taken off for drawing it in the first place. OP, you get 10 extra points in my heart for your cute doodle rat.
It's probably to promote being neat and professional. Unless you're in elementary school, you probably shouldn't be doodling on actual class materials and homework. Imagine submitting a work report or something as an adult with scribbles all over it.
If I was the teacher, I'd throw out the whole assignment. You treat your work like scrap paper, it goes in the garbage. Have some f*cking professionalism.
@@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 It wouldn't be any of their business, if it's school, maybe they would talk to the parent responsible for the little shit stain. At some point it's a health risk. When you are on education, I would suspect they would call you out, but otherwise nothing. As for papers and asigents, I'll bet you still can't deliver a crumpled up mess, or ripped pages.
If you want to re-thread hoodie strings, take a safety pin and attach it to one end of the string, then feed it through by scrunching the fabric around the safety pin, then holding the safety pin and pushing the fabric down (does that makes sense?) until you get all the way around
@@isappycracks Aww, you sweet summer child.. No, trans does not mean trains. It means, someone that doesn't identify as their birth gender! So for example, if you were born female but identify as male, that's transgender, and vice versa if you're born male but identify as female! Hope this helps :>
Get it the first 15cms in by pushing the safety pin with a chopstick ;-) Even further if you have knitting needles, and you can pull it through the last few cms if you have a crochet hook.
@@ViiKing_ very true. When you make the mistake of pulling a cord out of clothing one too many times it's interesting how quickly you turn into MacGyver 😅 Necessity is the mother of invention.
6:46 Lexi, I've had this happen. You run a piece of wire through the hood, hook on the drawstring, then pull it back on through. And then you tie a knot in it with the two ends the next time you wash it so it can't be pulled back out again. 11:50 Oh my goodness, I do the same thing with little containers. That's how you recycle, baby!
3:38 What makes me so sad is that I've heard people say you don't need to clean out the lint filter that much, and they just have to figure it out one way or another
7:15 I know what’s going on here. It’s from Nike (I recognize the color/size coding, I work with those too). Nike are scumb bags and will constantly tell retailers to “fix” the price when they tell you to. Otherwise…..well, expect “problems”. Don’t blame the retail. Blame Nike for this one.
Tip for putting the string back into a hoodie: take some wire (preferably some softer wire, like floral wire), and make it like a sewing needle; the drawstring kept in the wire by the knot, then twist the wire to make it like a long sewing needle. Then shove the wire into the needle, and begin shoving the wire through the drawstring vein, til the wire comes out the other hole. And triple knot your drawstrings, helps ensure it doesn’t come out.
I've had the same thing happen to me. After done with a test or assignment and I doodled on the very back part, which was blank. I got it back and that one teacher crossed it out and put a not saying to not do it again. I do not remember if i heeded her dumb warning or not. But it is mega dumb regardless of my art being bad
8:50 is even worse because every Eric Dowdle puzzle is cut in seven different ways. They can't help with missing pieces, they can only send a new puzzle
This was the last time the EmKay team heard from Lexi. We searched for her for days to no avail. We assumed her dead. Seven years later we discovered that she had been abducted by the IRS for mistakenly filing a false tax return. We do not know her exact location, but we do know that she is indeed alive & would like to appeal to the IRS that she be released. Lexi did not do what she did on purpose & like any other human being she deserves freedom & leniency for her misunderstanding of the United States tax laws. We miss you Lexi. We hope you are safe. We will not stop fighting until you are released.
So many years ago I did some food drive work for the local charity (sorting food cans, toys, necessities, etc.) and would request to handle all "corn related matters." This eventually led to them calling me Corn Man, and even wearing a blanket like a cape and fulfilling my great purpose of stacking corn cans (I was a dumb kid, but you talking about corn man made me remember this)
If making an employee pay for stuff customers break isn't illegal it needs to be made so immediately.
It is considered you not following your duties as thats your job to stop people from breaking stuff too.
Ofc thats absolutely ridiculous ans shouldnt be allowed but thats just how it is
@@Killroy007 The thing is, non related jobs like clerks shouldn't have to follow the duties of the manager, isn't the manager supposed to stop people from breaking things?
@@aadarshroy3216 no that’s security
@@aadarshroy3216 it differs on what your contract states.
Which is why its so important to read as to what they are wishing to assign you to.
You break it you buy it, if the customer is not caught, the store is insured.
Whoever edited this deserves a raise. As does Lexi, for putting up with the mildly infuriating stuff.
@Gепshlп Iмраст 🅥 bot ka gago
Why does everyone down here have a a
@@ktn00b70 what
@@heyimhere7048 answer his question
@@familyguyvore ok
I've already mentioned this once, but I'll never stop saying it, *when I was a kid, cleaning the lint filter was the coolest thing.* It just sticks to itself! Magic! Sorcery, I tell you! How do people not discover this?
Thats just your mom
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SAME IT WAS THE BEST OMG
I STILL DO
@@Unnamed922 ohhhhhh snap. Such a funny guy.
When I do it, I like to have a little minigame to see if I can get it all out in 1 go
hospital food worker here: that post about the patient getting oranges with a clearly marked citrus allergy enrages me to no end. you can absolutely get fired for that where i work. first thing we do when we build a tray is check for allergies. also, our specific system would even let you submit that ticket without a warning because it checks for allergies in items. with ours, you'd get a notification that says that it "doesn't work with the dietary requirements" and you'd need a nurses initials to send it through. maybe that hospital needs new technology because that should never be allowed to happen!!!!!!!
6:43 Life pro tip #1: use a safety pin on one side of the hoodie string, that makes it easier to feed through the hood!
11:04 Life pro tip #2: acetone (or nail polish remover) helps remove stickers and glue!
I want to add an addendum to pro-tip 2: If the sticker and glue is on a plastic item or varnished wood, it is highly recommended to use rubbing alcohol or non-acetone nail polish remover instead. Acetone melts most plastics, i.e. plastic cups, external hard drive covers, a table top, tv/computer screens, etc.
Shouting out the safety pin method
Thank you for this information, I will use this all the time
1:43 Well... that is not "annoy the homeless, to make sure hey don't hang around." That is a direct hazardous violation of safety to the public, with malice intent . Everyone involved in this should be sacked.
"but, the second thought was, flying child missle." I don't know why, but I absolutely fucking died.
Don't worry I've called wooosh medics! here they are! they'll tell you why the joke doesn't make sense to revive you from laughter.
Wooosh medics: a child can't fly you don't understand physics dude.
You okay now?
@@aadarshroy3216 nope, I've now died from more laughter in death, so now I'm in extra hell
@@aadarshroy3216 incorrect, i've made several children go flying.
@@reviewerofcomments oh really? Could you please tell me, and Im serious, I'm not tryna be mean, I genuinely want to know how launch children at impossibly high speeds
@@TehGrmB33p3r cannon
"That went from zero to Chicago real quick."
-Lexi
liked the comment for the username
Commented because of pfp.
And I hope it went from Chicago to 911 emergency services. That looks DANGEROUS! wonder why those 2 were commiting crimes in public.
But that was Palestine or Lebanon
@@agnez1184 silence robot
2:26 "We miss you Lexi. You hope you are safe"
r/mildlyterifying as this whole frame!!! I've got goosebumps from and immediate music twist lmfao!!!
Lexi earlier in the video: I only have two types of socks, cute athletic ones & thick winter ones.
Lexi at the end: Life is too short to worry about having matching socks.
Now, while I agree that mismatching socks are better than matching ones, please Lexi, please tell us you don't wear one normal sock & one thick sock.
That sounds way too uncomfortable. I'm getting second hand bad vibes from imagining that feeling for 10+ hours a day.
ok, she said two TYPES she most likely has different socks of each type that have different patterns for example...but thats just my guess
i was searching for this comment thank you
OK WHO IS LEXI
@@M_ZOnO the voice in the video
@@cheezyvr7497 bruh i always thought it was a male. but got confused cuz tgere were so many shes in this videos sorry lol.
Lexi, to put the strings back in hoodies or whatever is similar, get a large safety pin - narrow enough to get into the gap but quite strong. Put the lace on the pin, close it, and start pushing it through. You can keep pushing the fabric over the pin until it's gathered up till it's nearly covered, catch hold of the front end of the pin and pull the garment back off it. Keep going until it comes out the other end.
Also to prevent this from happening in the first place, tie a thick enough knot in the lace to stop it being able to end up inside the garment.
Exactly what I was thinking. Two pieces of good advice.
well that sounds a lot easier than what used to do
I tend to remove the strings on purpose, too many times getting them yanked by other people...
All of this. Commenting and upcoming because someone needs this (as well as Lexi)
What a helpful comment. Like the dozen other comments saying the exact same thing
2:24 I imagine if another narrator took Lexi's place and read all the other posts so it would seem like Lexi was actually taken away 😂
Perfect
THEY SHOULD'VE DONE THAT THAT WOULD'VE BEEN AMAZING
I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE OMG
I was actually thinking that would happen but then Lexi remained as the narrator.
I think that lexi was taken away after the recording, and it was added in when lexi was being edited
*Satan: Huh? Your name's not on our list.*
*People who make fake PNGs: Of course not. Because i don't belong here!*
*Satan: *Leading them to the EXTRA hell**
Satan: **Shrieks in fear**
Satan II: names not on the list, into the void you go
they've got a special boiler room for fake transparent PNGs.
@@agnez1184 Your going to extra hell too
Take him to extra extra hell
Lexi makes the best insults, like "you incompetent rutabaga" and "you underdeveloped fork"
4:51 OMFG I DIDN'T KNOW LEXI HAD AN S/O AHHHHHHHHH
THE EMKAY LORE IS EVOLVING!
ME TOOOOO
FYI: super illegal to force employees to buy something a customer broke. Report his ass.
no
@@14shrak what, it is illegal to make employees pay, they should make the customer pay or just let it go. retail workers arent paid enough for this shit
@@gothkurata no
@@14shrak k troll
@@gothkurata took you a month to find out
9:50 For some extra infuriation on this post, OP later updated that the one person who knew the codes came in hours later and refused to give the codes to the students and recommended they PROP THEIR DOORS OPEN until they get around to setting up thumbprint scans for all of them.
Wth! That has to be illegal right?
WTF, they shouldn't have to be required to give up their thumbprints to enter their apartment!
Let alone they just changed the locks without notice and without making sure that the tenants can access their rooms... 🤦♂️
I love Lexi’s voice, she sounds so calm and happy
Is it a girl?? It doesn't really sound like it i thought lexi was a boy lol
@@Guest-lk4ws trans man,my good sir.
Lexi is a trans man (male to female)
Edit:got reminded that trans man is female to male
And Lexi is a trans woman
(Wtf did my 2 am mind thought of?)
@@Kazulir wtf
@@Guest-lk4ws you don't know what a trans person is,mate?
@@Kazulir Sounds like some sort of gender switch, weird
12:35
Really frustrates me when teachers do this.
I've experienced something like this before and I RESENTED my teacher for it. Their logic is that: drawing = not focusing, when usually drawing actually helps me focus.
I remember my teacher pulling me aside in class and telling me to stop drawing on my papers, of course I didn't listen, but it was really discouraging and made me feel like my art wasn't good enough and not worth making even if it brought me happiness. I'm so glad I didn't listen to her though because when I got to middle school I learned that my teachers actually LIKED seeing my drawings. One teacher would actually pay me in our schools currency for drawing and keeping him entertained while grading. I'm glad I didn't listen, I've improved so much since I was in her class and I couldn't have done that without doing exactly what she told me not to.
god i love it when lexi narrates. and everyone being so supportive is so nice. it gives me hope for myself. that even though i dont sound like the gender i wanna be, i still deserve support like she does.
stay strong and transphobes stay mad xoxo
AGREED AND HEE VOICE IS ALSO SOO QOOTYING I LOVE LISTENING TO HER
HER*
I like how on some of these posts Lexi seems genuinely apologetic to the people who posted here, she’s literally the best I can’t 😔✋‼️
That's how you know she had to deal with all of those things once in her life oh God 😭
Cool pfp :)
She?
@@A_Lone_HELLDIVER Lexi is transgender thier pronouns are she/her
@@a.u.t.057 but hes a dude
"Casio, find a product designer that isn't an under developed fork"
You know Lexi was absolutely ecstatic to use that insult in the same video she learned it in...
That hospital one, is actually a pretty easy mistake to make depending on how the ward does it's meal rounds. I am a student nurse and last year I accidentally gave someone who is allergic to ginger a spoonful of ginger cake when on placement, thankfully she was alright and there was no harm done but I will never not feel guilty about giving her that even if she told me herself that she was fine.
Yeah don't feed people things without checking the allergy first.
I love how Lexi always apologizes. She’s so kind!
As someone who uses GIMP all the time, I relate to the thumbnail a lot. The trick to knowing which ones are real is if the background is white when you highlight it, but becomes transparent when you click it then it's real. But if it looks transparent as soon as you highlight it, it's almost certainly fake.
based FOSS user
I like to think that Jack, Lexi, Damien and Robin all live next to each other in apartments, and they just go to each other's apartments as they please because they all have keys to all 4 apartments
Well Robin and Zach (from EZPZ) do live together so you have that.
Like Friends or Seinfeld
When broken chopsticks makes you break down crying, you know it's been a bad day.
You know that feeling when you repeat on a level on a game and you wanna break something? I get that feeling when i break chopsticks and I JUST WANT TO BREAK THE TABLE IN HALF.
Are you okay?
@@mega289 yes
@@mega289 no, thanks for asking.
@@mega289 probably not
*This was the last time the EmKay team heard from Lexi. We searched for her for days to no avail. We assumed her dead. Seven years later we discovered that she had been abducted by the IRS for mistakenly filing a false tax return. We do not know her exact location. but we do know she is indeed alive and would like to appeal to the IRS that she be released. Lexi did not do what she did on purpose and like any other human being she deserves freedom and leniency for her misunderstanding of the United States tax laws. We miss you Lexi. You hope you are safe. We will not stop fighting until you are released.*
edit: the moment this popped up was at 2:25
I WAS ACTUALLY SCARED FOR LEXI WHEN THAT PART CAME HOLY BIOLOGICAL FOOD WASTE
he's a man, not a woman
i Need context
@@reduxdev no shes not man
@@reduxdev who r talking about
1:16 "that went from 0 to Chicago really quickly" 💀
As someone who wants to transition (Male to Female) I really look up to Lexi as a role model (why shouldn't chaotic cuties look up to other Chaotic cuties hehe)
I have so much respect for you and I hope you are doing good!
@@Autumn_frog thank you so much ♥️
I’m proud of you for finding your identity! Do whatever makes you happy
It takes a lot even just to come out with that! I hope you find what’s right for you and I’m proud of you for being able to speak up about who you are, random stranger on the internet!
Proud of you random stranger! Be yourself!
I literally saw the notification and my "Lexi-sense" started tingling, idk I just knew she was gonna be narrating this video😂
It's like that tho
It's the title.
@@agnez1184 thanks!
No one cares.
@@agnez1184 *WHAT THE FU-*
same, probably because of the title
the child getting blasted off using a cannon, with thanos twerking was golden.
Twanos
Timestamp please
Nvm found it 13:37
6:47 hello Lexi! I recommend you put a safety pin on one end of the string, and out it through the hole in the hood. Since the safety pin is sturdy, it will be easier to find and you can push it along, while still being attached to the string. Hope this helped 💕
“That went from 0 to Chicago” is crazy😭
"that went from zero to Chicago very quickly" is my new favorite quote
Lexi helped me realize I'm nonbinary, glad I could see her again in this video! ❤
he's a man, not a woman. that's how genders, biology and pronouns work
@@reduxdev May I ask what knowledge you personally have about Lexi to declare your sentiment so adamantly?
@@reduxdev ITS LITERALLY EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS. OUT OF ALL THE ARGUMENTS YOU COULD MAKE YOU CHOOSE ONE THAT MAKES NO SENSE. SHE/HER IS LITERALLY A VALID PRONOUN WHAT THE HELL BRO
@@reduxdev To reject a person's pronouns in favor of your own determination for their pronouns is literally disrespect.
At actually-easily-reached limits, it can even qualify as bigotry...whether misogyny or misandry or transphobia or some other more-specific bigotry depends on specific context.
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The only method by which a person can reject a person's gender identity and preferred pronouns without it inherently being bigotry in action is to present a system that is neither discriminatory, nor disrespectful, nor bigoted that categorizes gender in a way that the person whose gender identity is being rejected can be shown incorrect.
And yet, even if we assume that such a hurdle could be met, the person denying the gender then has to prove their case that person whose gender they are denying is wrong.
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Let's take a simple case. Even if everyone commenting on this video were to acknowledge as Divine Immutable Truth the bullshit notion that "Gender equals Sex equals Genitalia", for you to call Lexi "a man, not a woman" requires you to prove that Lexi possesses male genitalia as required by the aforementioned Divine Immutable Truth.
And, all the offense, I'm fairly certain that you would utterly fail to meet even this barest standard of evidence during what is the absolute best-case scenario for your claim.
@@reduxdev lmao you're so pathetic replying to everyone who mentions Lexi
Regarding the "Close Door Button" in most elevators, it's disabled because the button actually violates the "Americans With Disabilities Act" passed in 1990 requires all elevators must remain open for at least 3 seconds before closing to allow enough time for someone with a wheelchair enough time to enter without the door closing on them. The button however can be overridden and used by any fireman with a key to bypass the lockout, though it'd probably take longer to get and use the key than to wait for the elevator door to shut.
I mean, if the elevator stays open for longer than 3 seconds already they can just make the button smart and have a counter or a mechanism to make it stay open. Though I'm sure that'd cost more money than a fake button so probably not happening.
I don't get this. It's literally one simple line of code to make sure the button only works after the door's been open for three seconds already. Any intern can do it!
@@LRM12o8 But then the fireman exception.
@@Nova-bv5qb still just a tiny bit of code. Would look a little something like this in C++:
bool fireman_override = 0
[...]
if (fireman_override == 1*) {close_doors();}
else {wait(3**); close_doors();}
*meaning active/engaged
**meaning three seconds
The boss who makes a person pay for something just because someone else broke it during their shift needs a reality check and a little bit of common sense knocked into him.
The bots 😭
It's also against the law in most states in the US.
@@agnez1184 bro go away
and he also needs a fist knocked into him
"Life is to important to have matching socks" is my new motto
*useful tip for images: if you want to see if an image is actually transparent drag the image to see if its transparent or not*
4:56
“Happiness is found in things that make you happy”
Ah yes, The floor here is made out of floor.
Ah yes, Robin, Jack and Lexi are amazing narrators.
Ah yes, Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
Ah yes, you have read this comment.
Ah yes, And you breathe everytime you breathe
People die if they are killed
@@DragonKing-mj2rk bro i thought they just respawn just like minecraft. I need to apologize to my old friends mom
@@ghosteclipce1225 don't worry bro, it happens.
@@NyxTheNerd thanks bro😥
13:28 nope the kid isn't made out of adamantium (wolverine) or Vibranium (Captain America shield) its just that for some reason Americans think drywall is a good building material
olaf looks traumatized. he's seen some stuff.
silence bot.
2:22 I will never understand why the US requires you to do your own taxes. For us in NZ, the tax is deducted from your paychecks automatically, and any returns you're owed are also processed automatically.
I'm so glad Lexi thinks about saving small plastic containers for small screws. I'm a novice tinkerer and have kept my mom's old weekly pill things for screws whenever she changed to a different one
you wanna know whats mildly infuriating, lexi not hosting more episodes
@@agnez1184 no :)
@@agnez1184no. No. NO.
I thought there was only one person controlling this channel, and that their voices change drastically sometimes
lmao
@Will Oak 🍁 They are speaking the language of the gods
my brother watched this before me and he said that robin was making weird voices each time
There is only one narrator.
They are an amazing voice actor and have multiple personality disorder
@@radonnawisdom6723 their name is Emanuel Kayden whi has a cat, a pet robin, his old Jack's from his childhood and his mailman is damien who comes by occasionally
7:20 I actually learned about this in my Econ class that Kohl’s just slaps a new price on anything and calls it a “sale”
Fun fact: most box cutters have a removable plastic piece at the back which has a groove in it meant to be used to perfectly snap the blade at the lines.
13:55:
Lexi earlier in the video: explains how she only ever buys 2 types of socks so she never has to deal with mismatched ones
12:54 and that calculator usually costs about £100 as well. Yikes on the quality control
Omg I love lexis voice its so pleasing to hear you go girl
Man*
@@HeckYouEpically she's a trans woman
@@HeckYouEpically Wait did you go around the comment section to find people called her she just so you could say "him"? That's kinda pathetic get a life. :\
@@pitchclip1354 no i just saw many people making the same mistake
@@HeckYouEpically Except it's not a mistake, as Lexi, is in fact, a woman. :)
6:42 Okay, so the way you prevent it is by safety pinning or tying the string ends together _before_ putting it in the dryer.
The way to fix it _after_ it happens is to take a safety pin (for ease of use the largest/longest one that will fit inside the hoodie's string hole), attach the pin to _one_ end of the string, and then put the safety pin inside the hole. Then you just scrunch the fabric around the safety pin and scrunch-walk the pin until you get to the other hoodie hole. Super tedious and time consuming but it's relatively easy.
Alternative to the safety pin method if one is not available is a paper clip.
Scrunch-walk is **chef's kiss**
Or just pull them out yourself, because they're annoying and useless 😈
I'm so mad at that teacher for crossing out that cute little possum sketch! Just let them draw! This isn't a job where they have to be professional, it's school!
Someone giver her a raise for having to endure this.
"But you know what's never infuriating? Me!" Best accidental 5 second skip of my life
Lexi's been an AI this whole time, she's never been physically here.
Lexi’s is the best narrorator! She always makes me happy.
he's a man, that's not how genders and biology works
@UC1dSl3gbTxobfgCSKm77zLw she's... trans...
@@reduxdev no? She’s a girl
She was born male but because of different brain and body balance, she felt more like a girl so transitioned into it.
You can either open up and accept it, or at least respect lexis opinio, or you can be insecure and leave
@@reduxdev you literally spend your day to say false statements about somebody who has no idea you exist and is way more loved and known than you. You're pathetic.
@@reduxdev neither do you... have you ever seen actual biologists study the way being trans works? obviously not. i highly doubt you’ve passed 6th grade science, by your lack of education. stop acting like you know everything, because you clearly do not.
3:39 Things like these are why I am grateful for my parents. They taught me this when I was, like, eight. Never shall I leave a lint filter uncleaned. Occasionally I will wash mine with soap, because it helps I guess.
6:45 OTHER IMPORTANT THING! I know a trick for the hoodie thing! Put the string through a paperclip. Make sure it's secure. Then start putting it in the hood. Scrunch up the fabric around it as you go. That'll make it easier to pull through. Works with all sorts of drawstring things
So, I know this will get buried, BUT! I have a solution for the thing at 6:41. What you do is you either get a Bobby pin, or safety pin, or something like that. Then use it like you are threading a needle, and push it through the hole of your hoodie. Then push the pin as far through as you can, scrunching up the fabric. Then grab the end of the pin, and un scrunch the are behind it. Then Repeat, Until you get the the other side. I hope this helps someone.
(This might be unclear, sorry)
(Fun fact, I used this hack for a cosplay of Damien from mean girls, because I had a blue hoodie, but the string was long gone.)
Sometimes I feel guilty for preparing Christmas lights early in December, but then I remember.
Thanksgiving isn't a thing where I live nor is it a thing in my culture.
Darn you, America!!! /s
Where I live you literally start seeing Christmas decorations in late October because we don't celebrate Halloween as well, lol
Thanksgiving is in November, so December is fine, but if I were doing it I'd wait until 2 weeks before and take down 2 weeks after at most
We love christmas in our country. We dont do halloween or celebrate the genocide of indigenous people (uh i mean thanksgiving) so we put up christmas lights early
We need more people like lexi! Shes awsome!
Lexi is a girl?
@@cleoisdancin4583 yeah she is a trans woman
I love lexi so much!! She's the best!! 🤩
Wait, what ?
@Gепshlп Iмраст 🅥 no Rick rolls for me today
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wait is lexi a trans or a girl with voice changer?
@@giangiulio._ she’s trans and uses she/her pronuons
Holy crap that hospital one made me so angry, I would’ve gone full on KAREN MODE at them. I’m not very lenient with hospitals, if they give me crap service I will make it very clear. Once I was told to wait a little while longer repeatedly for 6 hours at a hospital and they only got back to me when I packed up my stuff and started walking out the door.
2:24 This. This is why Emkay editors are awesome and they deserve praise~♥
The cute doodle rat being marked out infuriates me. I was someone who would doodle/write notes all over my tests and assignments, especially if it was for a class with a teacher I liked. One of my favorite doodles was the grim reaper from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy on some geography homework. I genuinely would've been heartbroken if my doodle was crossed out, let alone gotten a point taken off for drawing it in the first place. OP, you get 10 extra points in my heart for your cute doodle rat.
Glad they can't deduct points for untidy assignments where I'm from. As long as your answers are actually legible.
It's probably to promote being neat and professional. Unless you're in elementary school, you probably shouldn't be doodling on actual class materials and homework. Imagine submitting a work report or something as an adult with scribbles all over it.
@@insaincaldo are they also okay with you coming to class without bathing for weeks, as long as you show up?
If I was the teacher, I'd throw out the whole assignment. You treat your work like scrap paper, it goes in the garbage.
Have some f*cking professionalism.
@@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 It wouldn't be any of their business, if it's school, maybe they would talk to the parent responsible for the little shit stain. At some point it's a health risk. When you are on education, I would suspect they would call you out, but otherwise nothing. As for papers and asigents, I'll bet you still can't deliver a crumpled up mess, or ripped pages.
If you want to re-thread hoodie strings, take a safety pin and attach it to one end of the string, then feed it through by scrunching the fabric around the safety pin, then holding the safety pin and pushing the fabric down (does that makes sense?) until you get all the way around
It gives me so much serotonin to just hear lexis voice and at 2:27 we get people using pronouns correctly
I actually didn't know she was a women when I first started to whach Emkay :)
@@-nameless--uc9zw he isnt
@@captain_rex_yt4490 she is.
@@captain_rex_yt4490 shes trans
@@gloxed that means that “she” is a guy
11:55 I remember there was this one person in my school who put a sharpener into an empty Tic-Tac box
Lmfao we did that once too
Thank you, editor, for letting me know of Lexi's pronouns. I had absolutely no idea :DD
@@isappycracks trainsgender 😍
@@xloisx4603 I'm questioning if I'm traingander 😍
@@isappycracks Aww, you sweet summer child.. No, trans does not mean trains. It means, someone that doesn't identify as their birth gender! So for example, if you were born female but identify as male, that's transgender, and vice versa if you're born male but identify as female! Hope this helps :>
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6:47 it's actually really easy, all you need is to attach a safety pin to the end of the string and just kinda shift it through the hole
Get it the first 15cms in by pushing the safety pin with a chopstick ;-)
Even further if you have knitting needles, and you can pull it through the last few cms if you have a crochet hook.
@@Kenz87 or if you have some wire, just bend one end to a hook and hook the thing through all the way
@@ViiKing_ very true. When you make the mistake of pulling a cord out of clothing one too many times it's interesting how quickly you turn into MacGyver 😅
Necessity is the mother of invention.
@@Kenz87 everyone should have a MacGyver in their life and usually that MacGyver is oneself
6:46 Lexi, I've had this happen. You run a piece of wire through the hood, hook on the drawstring, then pull it back on through. And then you tie a knot in it with the two ends the next time you wash it so it can't be pulled back out again.
11:50 Oh my goodness, I do the same thing with little containers. That's how you recycle, baby!
Honestly thanks for the advice! Favorite hoodie string feel off and now I’ll be able to fix it. :)
Or use a safety pin and attach it to the string and walk the safety pin through the channel on the garment
3:38 What makes me so sad is that I've heard people say you don't need to clean out the lint filter that much, and they just have to figure it out one way or another
Lexi is so wholesome, love her
your upload schedule is when my school starts
but its still really cool that usally i get to come home to an emkay video
“olaf 2, spoiler, he melts”
he finally gets his own movie… but………. yea
7:15 I know what’s going on here. It’s from Nike (I recognize the color/size coding, I work with those too). Nike are scumb bags and will constantly tell retailers to “fix” the price when they tell you to. Otherwise…..well, expect “problems”.
Don’t blame the retail. Blame Nike for this one.
thats why dont Buy stuff from Nike Kids
I use tiny tic tac boxes for tiny things i make for my thousands of unused dolls
The emkay team sent a mic to Lexi to the IRIS dungeon to record this video
I had to pause for the IRS jokes, I'm not disappointed
12:20
Placing glazed terracotta in Minecraft be like:
5:20, Shouldn’t “Male Chicken” be called Rooster? Also, Rooster isn’t commonly eaten..
It’s gendered portion sizes, not gender of the animal
Lexi: life is too important to have matching socks
Also Lexi, 5 minutes ago: I only have two kinds of socks
Tip for putting the string back into a hoodie: take some wire (preferably some softer wire, like floral wire), and make it like a sewing needle; the drawstring kept in the wire by the knot, then twist the wire to make it like a long sewing needle. Then shove the wire into the needle, and begin shoving the wire through the drawstring vein, til the wire comes out the other hole.
And triple knot your drawstrings, helps ensure it doesn’t come out.
Whoever creates fake pngs needs to "disappear" after an "unfortunate accident"
Agreed
Agreed times two
agreed times three
Agreed times 3.14159265
I've had the same thing happen to me. After done with a test or assignment and I doodled on the very back part, which was blank. I got it back and that one teacher crossed it out and put a not saying to not do it again.
I do not remember if i heeded her dumb warning or not. But it is mega dumb regardless of my art being bad
2:26 rip Lexi she shall be missed
Why is no one talking about:
“That went from zero to Chicago really quickly”
8:50 is even worse because every Eric Dowdle puzzle is cut in seven different ways. They can't help with missing pieces, they can only send a new puzzle
Lexi is somehow both chaotic good and lawful evil at the same time and I love em' for it :3 keep going strong, Lexi!
She is awesome!
Once i heard Lexi's voice at the start i got so excited, i love when she's the narrator- She's amazing 👀💅
He*
@@HeckYouEpically *She
A FUCKING MICROWAVE *
@@HeckYouEpically she
@@thedogwithrabbitears penis bearer = man
Fake transparent pngs are my arch nemesis
8:57. Not too long ago I went to Perkins and I saw "Beef Stroganoff" as a choice, one: it didn't look as advertised. two: it was literally tasteless.
7:32 this reminds me of that "peas and carrot" image where it was some mixed veggies with just one carrot in a sea of peas lmao
Lexi is the definition of quality over quantity
I hope Lexi is fine, when I saw the advice I start feeling worried
My good wishes for her
Him*
@@HeckYouEpically Trans women are women, cry about it
@@BinglesP ok (cries about it)
@@HeckYouEpically do you happen to identify as uneducated and ignorant?
@@joergenhj8492 identify as man actually
Lexi: “Turn him into a doughnut”
Me: *immediately thinks of Sir Nighteye*
I’m sorry... 💀
your name says the truth now the get out of here and go play with the kids know what? dont play with the kids
This was the last time the EmKay team heard from Lexi. We searched for her for days to no avail. We assumed her dead.
Seven years later we discovered that she had been abducted by the IRS for mistakenly filing a false tax return. We do not know her exact location, but we do know that she is indeed alive & would like to appeal to the IRS that she be released.
Lexi did not do what she did on purpose & like any other human being she deserves freedom & leniency for her misunderstanding of the United States tax laws.
We miss you Lexi. We hope you are safe. We will not stop fighting until you are released.
So many years ago I did some food drive work for the local charity (sorting food cans, toys, necessities, etc.) and would request to handle all "corn related matters." This eventually led to them calling me Corn Man, and even wearing a blanket like a cape and fulfilling my great purpose of stacking corn cans (I was a dumb kid, but you talking about corn man made me remember this)
2:34 was that tree on fire???
Yeah
yea