@@moondiamond9340 I didn’t know people would take this seriously but I was only joking around. But yes you are right, this kind of behaviour is not only unhealthy but very displeasing too💕💕
For real, but I have my husbandos, Kdrama actors, these ASMR Yandere actors, and Kpop idols for me to be inside my imagination and I feel safe...even if it's not IRL I still feel comfort- * cries in uwu *
Please i just need a yandere audio where the listener is completely fine with being kidnapped. Like they are so obedient that even the yandere is confused at first but the listener is just sitting there like "naw dude, this is fine. Old life kinda sucked anyways so this is pretty chill"
Him : I'm doing this to protect you Me : Sir, I just wanted to go to the kitchen to get some food, what are you trying to protect me from? gAiNiNg WeIgHt¿?
Jesus...I dunno what's scarier: the fact that the heartbeat made me think that for a split second I was having a heart attack or that Kooji made most 'professional' voice actors who play Yanderes sound tame in comparison to this.
That's the entire reason I love listening to him! This may make me sound manic,but he is the only asmrtist that can make me uncomfortable. And I know that sounds odd,but it's uncomfortable in a good way.
Yandere: "I am in complete control" My submissive ass: "Sir yes sir" Also way to hit me right in the abandonment issues with the bit about you thinking it's too good to be true. Like damn you didn't have to call me out on my insecurities
Him: (makes us soup) Me: (crying tears of joy) Also him: o..oh my mistake I guess you aren't that hungry (takes away soup) Me: n..no😢😖 (reaches out to take soup realises that my arms and legs are tied)
I know yanderes are supposed to be bad and toxic, but ... hell, so much effort - stalking, kidnapping, taking care of the other person, all of these sweet words - those are genuine feelings here! He cares like no one ever did ;-; Pls, i am lonely.
i think it's kinda funny that i can be totally relaxed listening to these asmr's they actually help me focus and relax while i draw my angst art. i can't tell if thats a good thing or not
Him: "comfort, affection, love........I have everything for you (gets all up close)....and it's all free" My dumbass: what....did I have to pay like 1.99 too receive all that before?....damn imma be piling up in debt
"A lot of love and affection in it. It makes everything taste better!" THE FUCK IS HE PUTTING IN MY FOOD?! That halting speech pattern is very hard to pull off and make it sound natural/believable instead of awkward or forced. Kudos to you sir for making it work.
Wow! I almost forgot how great of a VA you truly are haven’t listened to you since 2019 happen to come across your UA-cam again certainly realistic without being overly dramatic it’s a thumbs up from me.
it's my first time when i CRY WHILE LISTENING ASMR, his words are so warm. my boyfriend is cold right now so this asmr has helped me a lot... thanks :)
Him: “ it’s my job to have everything you need, comfort affection love” Me: 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗!!!!!!!!!! 😌🥖🍙🍣🍚🍡🍘🥟🍜🥗🍔🍿🍨🍦🍩🍪🍭🧋🧁🍥🌮🌯🍛🍱🍲🍛🥨🥙🍗🍟
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I AM *OBSESSED* WITH YANDERE’S IT’S NOT HEALTHY-
Shhhh it’s okay it’s okay you don’t have to be afraid 😃
Fantasy & roleplaying is just fine :)
It’s all good, as long as you keep it to fantasy. It becomes unhealthy if you find this type of behavior irl.
@@moondiamond9340 I didn’t know people would take this seriously but I was only joking around. But yes you are right, this kind of behaviour is not only unhealthy but very displeasing too💕💕
@@Shinsane-ul7kd lol I did think you were joking for a sec I just had to put that out there, just in case
Funny how this Yandere gives me more affection than my family and friends...
I might as well stay, y'know
D-do you guys want a hug?
@@nothankyou4269, but actually yes. I want one
I'm sending you guys lots of love right now! Hope tou feel better
For real, but I have my husbandos, Kdrama actors, these ASMR Yandere actors, and Kpop idols for me to be inside my imagination and I feel safe...even if it's not IRL I still feel comfort- * cries in uwu *
That's what I was thinking 🧍
Please i just need a yandere audio where the listener is completely fine with being kidnapped. Like they are so obedient that even the yandere is confused at first but the listener is just sitting there like "naw dude, this is fine. Old life kinda sucked anyways so this is pretty chill"
Or even the listener is just paranoid and is actually tying to run away, they just have panic attack.... too much projection?
I actually found something like that, but Its not made by this creator.
@@creepertornados2434 Where!?
@@morriganex I can get you the link
@@morriganex ua-cam.com/video/S5Nebj_5qYU/v-deo.html there you go
Him: *ripping sound*
Me: OH MY GOD DID HE BREAK OUR BONES-
Omg no baby he was taking off tape
you read killing stalking huh
Broke our ankles
@@sm0llqueen289 Starts singing killing me softly 😃
@@Ash-hq1eh oop-
Him : Where do you think you are going
Me : To get food
Him : That's not where you need to go
Me : Sir I'm hungry 💧👄💧
I just need to go pee and you tied me to a chair 👁💧👄💧👁
like we just want to get food 👁💧👄💧👁
I will kill for food so you best be taking me to get some damn food sir
👁👄👁
@Lonely_Vanesa ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ exactly!!
That's a mood- 😭
Me : * Reads title *
Also me: I'm in danger - 👁👄👁
👉🏻👈🏻
PLSS i got this some sort of attraction to being kidnapped and yanderes 😃⁉ very weird and unhealthy but this is so attractive i cant 😩
@@gjhuaei4474 same its just 😩
"You will thank me one day."
*I will thank you one day. the day that i get stockholm syndrome*
PLEASE. MY EXACT THOUGHTS
😆😆😆
FR
Me not watching his UA-cam videos in three weeks
Kooji: “Your not trying to get away from me right?”
Me: N-nooooooo
Same
"Wanna know my secret ingredient?"
some sort of drug to knock me out?
"Love and affection"
Yeah it's probably a drug to knock me out. :/
"I am in total control"
Me,a top: *Wanna say that again?*
@@redacted665 oof-
Yeah
yeah with guys like this it's all about the DRUGS AND ITS SO SAD DONT DO DRUGS GUYS ITS NOT HEALTHY UNLESS PRESCRIBED TO YOU
Him : I'm doing this to protect you
Me : Sir, I just wanted to go to the kitchen to get some food, what are you trying to protect me from? gAiNiNg WeIgHt¿?
Too late for that lmao 🤣
@@sai-chan4805 mood
I never gain weight 😎
@@F0rk__ good for you :"(
@@F0rk__ Same
"your hair is getting alil long.. "
Shrieks in ✨afro✨
Screams in ✨box braids✨
@@jayjaylively5478 cries in ✨bald✨
(Cries in ✨Pixie cut✨ that's close to a ✨buzz cut✨)
Screams in ✨short hair✨
cries in cury hair that’s always ✨shrinking✨
nobody:
npcs when you go somewhere other than where your objective is: 0:05
*Y u p*
Jesus...I dunno what's scarier: the fact that the heartbeat made me think that for a split second I was having a heart attack or that Kooji made most 'professional' voice actors who play Yanderes sound tame in comparison to this.
That's the entire reason I love listening to him! This may make me sound manic,but he is the only asmrtist that can make me uncomfortable. And I know that sounds odd,but it's uncomfortable in a good way.
The one with the sadist? *Oh my god-*
@@redacted665 well damn👀
*Me watching anime*
UA-cam: “Koo-“
Me: YOU WANNA SEE SOME REAL SPEED??!?!?😌🤝
🏃♀️💨
what anime were you watching ^^?
@@elenamaniscalco Tonikawa UwU
🙊
Me being homeschooled so I don’t have to do that much:😌
🍀✨LUCKYYYYYYY✨🍀
@@minaashido9121 why are you here
lucky djsjrjejej
@@minaashido9121 I know right but sometimes it gets boring
Top 10 luckiest Person to be alive..
yandere: “don’t cry so much..”
me: “understandable, have a great day.”
Yandere: SHHHHHH you don’t have to look so scared
Me: Homie your trying to kidnap me 😐
edit: yall finna make me cry 🥺 thank you the likes
LMAOOO 😭✋
PLS I CANNOT 😩🤚
WHY DOES THE HOMIE PART MAKE ME LAUGH- 😂
LOL 😂
PFFFFFT LMAO
when he put the tape on *our* mouth i thought he snapped our neck at first
At the beginning, I didn't know what he was doing and was freaking out. Thought he was tearing our skin off or something.
it literally sounds like it-
I am just obsessed with yandere boys🏃🏻♥️✨
same...
@@mikaelahyakuya307 😂
@@angieyonaga2087 angie hi!!
@@mikaelahyakuya307 🙋♀️
same
Yandere: "I am in complete control"
My submissive ass: "Sir yes sir"
Also way to hit me right in the abandonment issues with the bit about you thinking it's too good to be true. Like damn you didn't have to call me out on my insecurities
Honest mood
:,> stop calling me out like that-
Oml same 😭🤚
Him: you made a silly mistake
Me: i am one
Wait.. o.o
0.0
Hold on......WAIT A MINUTE-
I’m ...... confused..??
@@elisabethmiller2098 If she's a mistake and the listener got told to she made a silly mistake. That means it's this person's mom-
O-o
Me: I'll watch a Roleplay vid as a joke
Me now: *obsessed*
sir why did you lock the door
@ᴍɪᴋᴀɴ ᴛsᴜᴍɪᴋɪ MIKAN- PLS😭
me talking to a guy friend
Yandere cute, sgecy, man,: SURPRISE SHAWTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Him: “You feel like you can’t be any safer”
Me: *Sir- you kidnapped me*
him: camunication is the key to a sucsessful relationship
bruh my mouth is taped and im not aloud to go anywhere
Him: Let us communicate
Also him: Communication? Don’t know her
Idk why, but my obsession of yandere x listener asmr has been growing a lot in me-
Same sis, same😭
Same
Ayoooo same im actually scared
What if the secret ingredient to the krabby patty recipe is love and affection o_o that's why planktons food is bad !? Boom.
This is...kinda random but cool theory nonetheless.
oh I thought the secret ingredient was salt-
OR THE KETCHUP ISNT REALLY KETCHUP
It's crab
Its recycled fish people !!!
Him: (makes us soup)
Me: (crying tears of joy)
Also him: o..oh my mistake I guess you aren't that hungry (takes away soup)
Me: n..no😢😖 (reaches out to take soup realises that my arms and legs are tied)
I felt that way to 😢
I broke up with my boyfriend a while ago. THIS made me feel fine. WHO NEEDS A RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU HAVE THIS KIND IF CONTENT
Fr tho
I don’t need no one except for this
is it wrong if i try to switch realities so i can get railed by a yandere
Nah just take precautions because... well you know *Y a n d e r e*
THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE ENFORCES BY THE YANDERE LAW POLICE
Nah me too, sis. Dw
Nah I do it but it never happens
And for our sake
I wasn’t here
I didn’t say this
You didn’t see this comment
And I didn’t see yours
Ok?
Mk!
PLS🏃
I know yanderes are supposed to be bad and toxic, but ... hell, so much effort - stalking, kidnapping, taking care of the other person, all of these sweet words - those are genuine feelings here! He cares like no one ever did ;-; Pls, i am lonely.
I hear ya. They put more effort in to please you more than friends and family
The second I heard “wherever you are, I am as well” my mind immediately went to ‘Every step you take I’ll be watching you’
i think it's kinda funny that i can be totally relaxed listening to these asmr's they actually help me focus and relax while i draw my angst art. i can't tell if thats a good thing or not
My class can wait 😀🤚🏼
sure it can 😃🤚
I'm in class
Sho can 😭
Yes it can bestie 🤠
"i just wanna cuddle you up till i fall alseep..."
please *sobs*
9:02 "if I could, I'd make all of your favorite foods,"
My response: "yeah but you don't know how to cook SHI-"
Sheesh
at first I was like "mmm yandere boy captures me"
as a joke
but bro- I dont think it's a joke anymore
It's scary how quick I would give in to a yandere
Title: yandere
Me: I'm in 😃🤚
Him: Don’t cry..
Me: AM NOT CRYING AM LIVING MY DREAMS.😭🤚
Literally me
I would not mind being tortured or kidnapped by this man, he treats us better than anyone in my life at least. :D
Lmaoooo
Same.
haha we have a lot of issues
speak for yourself 🤣🤣🤣 sounds like loosen screws
dunno about torture but kidnapping is fine to me
Am I the only one who just looks through the comments while listening to boyfriend asmr.. the comments are so entertaining, I love this community 😌
no, no your not my NB a66 be doing that to like it’s really entertaining
Omg yes same ofc who doesn’t?
You are most definitely not the only one
nope😂
same, it cracks me up🤣🤣🤣
Yanderes creep me out but I am invested into the story
It feels so real when I'm in the dark with headphones… 😭
Want a hug？
@@galaxytele148 yes pls 🥺
13:42 HE DONE SOUNDS LIKE A OPPERATOR AT THE PHONE COMPANY 😂😂😂😂😂 I CANT RN 😂🤚🏻
can we just appreciate the godly constructed vibrations in this man's voice. what a gift it's so sweet yet husky and comforting wow
Him: "comfort, affection, love........I have everything for you (gets all up close)....and it's all free"
My dumbass: what....did I have to pay like 1.99 too receive all that before?....damn imma be piling up in debt
no way he said it right as i was reading that comment 😭
"A lot of love and affection in it. It makes everything taste better!"
THE FUCK IS HE PUTTING IN MY FOOD?!
That halting speech pattern is very hard to pull off and make it sound natural/believable instead of awkward or forced. Kudos to you sir for making it work.
Him : I can feel your heart beat
No one :
No one at all :
Me : 🎶Listen to my heart beat beat beat🎶
Love your videos❤❤
OMG 😂
I started thinking Russian roulette by Red Velvet
bahaha now my head is playing that song on repeat 😃😌
🎶Saying do you love me me me🎶 lol 😂
@@-helloitsmekamille YESS
Him: Where do you think you are going....
Me: To the bathroom???
Him:That's not where you don't need to be....
Me: BRUV I NEED TO TAKE A PISSED 🤨😤
Him- your hair is getting a little long
Me- don’t fu*king cut my hair-
Him- I’m not really that good at cutting hair but-
me- DONT FU*KING CUT MY HAIR
Ha good I have no hair
LMAOOOO
I spent years to grow this😭
Where's that part?
Me: Dude i have a bob cut! HOW MUCH SHORTER DO YOU WANT IT?!?!?
The sub in me is shaking!
What are you doing here
@@ILikeSmileyFaces I- uh- got lost here... would you mind showing me the way to UA
@@Wilted833 ...
“Of course.. you would never try to get away from me...” HAHAHA WHATT NO OFC NOT
Him: I've seen you talk to a few of your friends
Me:I don't have friends
*Tapes listener's mouth*
Communication is the KEY
I thought I was going to listen to everything but his voice is so beautiful and soft that I fell asleep
0-0
Sameeeee
Him:We deserve a happy ending
Me:So I’m getting food and a bf aight 😇
Caught you again Namjoonie😃
@@Ash-hq1eh and I oop
Wow! I almost forgot how great of a VA you truly are haven’t listened to you since 2019 happen to come across your UA-cam again certainly realistic without being overly dramatic it’s a thumbs up from me.
Thank you very much 😊
Me: *sees the video on the notifications* Yes please.
I swear I keep hearing him say "mom" and i don't know how to feel
Sangwoo vibes ☠️✨
@@almir4182 i knew i was gonna see this when i looked at the replies lmao
@@hayleyscomet3447 (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) heheh
@@almir4182 spain without s 😓
Does that mean...HE KIDNAPPED HIS MOM??!?!?!
it's my first time when i CRY WHILE LISTENING ASMR, his words are so warm. my boyfriend is cold right now so this asmr has helped me a lot... thanks :)
Kooji uploaded another yandere video, this made my day
I once listened to a Yandere turn me into a doll-
Now I am scared of them- but I'm still here
I remember that one
@@beccataylor1245 are you also traumatized??😂
@ Yani Shika I know I am! That one scared the living shit out of me 😂
@@gracecampbell6232 welcome to the club
@@yanishika1388 oh god yes, i thought that black butler episode was bad, BEING THE VICTIM IS SO MUCH WORSE
"Where do you think you're going?" Me going to the kitchen to get snacks while watching this👁👄👁
Holy cow the quality is just off the charts
"Your hair is getting a little long..."
Me, who just finished buzzing my head: 🙃
*Me suddenly hears his voice*
Me: WOAAA!! HE SOUND LIKE ANIME DUB! ✋😩..
I think im addicted😃🔫
Him:where are you going?
Me: bathroom
Him:that’s not where you’re supposed to go
😭😭💔
Him:I can get you anything you want
Me:I.....want......FREEDOM
I found it
I found my will to live
👏👏👏😤☝
Yes 👌
hey, lol
*explodes*
Not me pretending my pillow is him 😂
YES CLASS JS ENDED
IM LIKE AN HOUR LATE BUT IM SCREAMING IN A PARKING LOT RN
This listener addiction isn’t healthy for me🧍♂️
Him: “ it’s my job to have everything you need, comfort affection love”
Me:
𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗𝗗!!!!!!!!!! 😌🥖🍙🍣🍚🍡🍘🥟🍜🥗🍔🍿🍨🍦🍩🍪🍭🧋🧁🍥🌮🌯🍛🍱🍲🍛🥨🥙🍗🍟
I now need a part 2.
Mind you, my bedroom door is opened so my mum can walk in anytime☠️⚰️
Me: Is he Ayato or something? Lol
WAIT LMAO I JUST REALIZED THIS VIDEO WAS RECENT ASF 9 HOURS AGO?! 😭 LEMME GO TOUCH GRASS😭
I want a boyfriend but im scared to have one...
Same
I want one as well but I just can't find one, even asked out my best friend but he rejected me :(
Same
MY LIFE HAS A MEANING AGAIN
I got an add in the middle of this and I seriously thought for a second that he suddenly started playing the drums 😂😂🤣🤣
God I swear this was revolutionary for me ❤ 🙏
It’s so amazing please make a part 2 please please!!! ❤️🥺
IM OBSESSED YOU DONT UNDERSTAND-
My friends: how obsessed are you with yandere’s
Me: yes 👁👄👁
Her:👁👄👁
26 seconds ago!
Btw I love this channel and your vids are the best!
🥰 sending hugs and love 🥰
When he said "dont worry" i continue with "i'll be gentle" coz he sounds like V from DMC5
do i become the yandere if i'm obsessed with yanderes-
I came immediately~
came to the video early.. or...
IAMHERE
*All might vibes*
Kageyama what are you doing in this comment section 😳
this is the 50th yandere video I have watched tonight. *FUUUU-*
When you say you're not good at cutting hair, i swear i was screaming for life🥲🥲🥲
the heartbeat sounds make me happy
I’m dieing of laughter until I didn’t get soup I sat there sadly
"I add a lot of love and affection to it"
Me: "throws up " ew
Mmmm more unhealthy relationship goals 😀✨ flex tape can’t fix my standards for psychotic men
yandere kooji is back