@@alexandramiller4932 @@alexandramiller4932 it's not bipolar babe, as someone who has bipolar 1 not a single mental health professional said that this is bipolar, please do your research, cuz we're tired of the misconception That this is how fast we change our emotions or feelings .
Him: *calls me an idiot* Me: *rolls eyes* Bruh.... We can't possibly have two emotionally constipated bastards in the same room. We'd never get anywhere past "you're cute, but an idiot, but you're my idiot" speech
@@harinisrinivasan1563 no problem. One of my closest friends affectionately called me that one time while I was trying to figure out my emotions. I love her for that
The more Kooji posts the more his titles are dangerous and tempting.... Ladies and gentlemen, after "Demon gets possessive" here’s "Yandere ties you up" !! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Bro istg I find these so fun cuz I always respond to the lines and script so I think it's hilarious when the character says "just say something" And I'm like "BRO I'VE BEEN TALKING THE ENTIRE TIME LIKE ⁉ WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO"
sometimes I wonder why I don't have any friends but I suddenly remember " oh yeah, trans kid that listens to an concerning amount of obsessive roleplay to escape my unhealthy relationships"
Duuuude! Did you write this?! I love the psychological split you have here of the classic yandere and, and I don't know what. "I love you. I love you, I love you. I would never love a dork like you." This just tantalizes my curiosity regarding his psychological profile from an academic perspective. I love behavioral puzzles like this guy.
Such an interesting mix between Yan/Tsundere 😅 Yeah, I'm looking pathetic on that chair but I know that he meant that he loves the way I'm tied up to that chair but he doesn't want really admit it ^∆°
Half way through I stop being silent and go on a deranged rant about how lonely I have been and how he needs to untie me so we can cuddle because I need physical affection. Like I just go off to the point where you'd think I was the crazy one.
May I decay like an apple and faster than a banana for liking yandere asmr... especially when there's a tsundere side to it, I like both together as a combo the most and I'm ready to rot like the degenerate I am :)
I'm the only one who really enjoys how his voice changes as his emotions changes? Does that make sense? Lol Btw it's really eargasmic the dynamics of the voice 👌
I,as an Introvert do think having a Yandere boyfriend would be Nice. Why? I can't even Talk or Socialize to anyone and Yandere boyfriends gives their Girlfriend an Attention if they want to- So.. 👁👁👌🏻
Honestly, if someone kidnapped me, as long as I had my dog, Netflix, Crunchyroll, and UA-cam. I am all good, I don't need to see the outside world again.
Me: *listening with my eyes closed for immersion* Kooji: *eleven minutes in* I’m doing this because- *UA-cam ad: Google Career Certificates provides job training on the skills you have!!!!* Me: You’ve got some weird reasoning, but whatever floats your boat my dude
I’ve seen about 30 videos like this in the past 15 hours. *What has my life come to* Math for nerds: I’m Averaging each video to 20 minutes that means we have to multiply 30 x 20 witch is 660 minutes and if you convert that to hours you have 11 hours worth of binging
Him: You are awake, aren't you? Me: BOI- LEMME GET OUT OF HERE- MY MOM GONNA BE SO- Also me: *Noticing that it was Senpai (from FNF) Me: UMM.. CHILL ANYWAYS SOO- Yea Idk if, Senpai was a yandere
Him: I love you x20 (5 seconds later) I could never like an idiot like you! Look at you tied up in the chair and there’s nothing you can do to escape! Your weak Me: you really kin twice- like extremly
Me and my bestie have being doing reactions to asmrs like this and we try to see who can control there blush but also we are trying to see who will win. I am doing so bad and so is she
"I'm a very stable person" 😂 "Do not worry, I am not a cannibal or anything like that" - well I wasnt till you just pointed it out, now I am worrying 😱
![[M4F] [TW] Running From A Yandere [Angry Speaker] [Possessive] [Aggressive] [Swearing] [Yelling]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/036pJ6HsDsY/mqdefault.jpg)
the way this switches between sweet, aloof, and demeaning is just **chef's kiss**
Since I listen to these in the background when drawing I thought they were playing multiple characters and it confused me like fuck X'D
Kooji:Switches from yandere to tsundere and back
Me:Ya'lls I think home boi here is malfunctioning 😟
I was going "Split personality much?"
Ngl I like it😃🤚🏼
@@animefangirl3700 not complaining tho, i kinda like it
@@Nisalmathisendi I mean it's kinda cute? But I would have heart-attack trying to deal with him switching back and forth so much.
I said bipolar much😒
“You are awake aren’t you?”
Me like: 🍿👁👄👁👌
😆
SAME 🤣
Same🤣
Same 🤣
I feel like I heard this from another one of his yandere roleplay video…
Him: "I'm a very stable person"
Also him: *mental parkour*
Oops almost fell 🙄
Some of my friends: *Living normal life*
Me: *LITERALLY LISTENS TO NON HEALTHY YANDERE BOYS THE ENTIRE NIGHT*
And do I regret it?
*Absolutely not :)*
*RELATABLE!*
ME NETHER BUDDY🙂
sameee
You have a Belphie pfp 🥺💖
@@sunflowerhour7948 you have a Luke pfp
Yandere: we could be more than friends
Me: you mean like best friends
This is giving Adrian from miraculous 😀
It does lol😂
✨besties ✨
@@kookiesplayground NOOO you ready mind
@@kookiesplayground she’s just a ✨FrIeNd✨
“I-it’s not like I have feelings for you or...or anything”
*tsundere mode activated*
“I love you“ “your disgusting” WHICH ONE HUHHH
LMAO RIGHT?! like do you love me or not!
Hhhhhhhhhh yep thats soo right 😂😂
"You're" 👁️👄👁️
@@rxcori ✌️👁👄👁✌️
Ah, yes, the bipolar yandere-tsundere
Yesh 👁️👄👁️
IKR
thats not bipolar tho...not even close to it
@@ravelyv it’s a very severe case that is not often shown. Please do your research.
@@alexandramiller4932 @@alexandramiller4932 it's not bipolar babe, as someone who has bipolar 1 not a single mental health professional said that this is bipolar, please do your research, cuz we're tired of the misconception That this is how fast we change our emotions or feelings .
Him: *calls me an idiot*
Me: *rolls eyes* Bruh.... We can't possibly have two emotionally constipated bastards in the same room. We'd never get anywhere past "you're cute, but an idiot, but you're my idiot" speech
@Jack the Husky very nice 😏
Lol that's true 😂
true dat
"emotionally constipated bastard" is gonna be my new favourite roast. Thank you.
@@harinisrinivasan1563 no problem. One of my closest friends affectionately called me that one time while I was trying to figure out my emotions. I love her for that
Can we just appreciate that it’s exactly ✨22 minutes long✨
I know it's so satisfying 👁️👁️
YEAH IT'S SO SATISFYING
*cough cough* 2 months ago 😗 🎶
ikrrr
it's kinda satisfying
Pov: YOU ARE SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND LISTENING TO KOOJI VA
Where are the cameras ?!
Lol same
Are you the ghost in my room?
I mean-
✨Obviously✨
👀how did you know
The more Kooji posts the more his titles are dangerous and tempting....
Ladies and gentlemen, after "Demon gets possessive" here’s "Yandere ties you up" !!
👏👏👏👏👏👏
him: I feel a strong connection with you
me: please disconnect
BABANAJAJS
I swear the fast mood changes are giving me whiplash 😭
DID HE SAY I LOOK DELICIOUS?! HE'S NOT A CANNIBAL BUT...HE'S A HANNIBAL LIKE HELL NAH 😱😱😱
His humming is a blessing
I live for yandere boys 😩
Me too me too 🧍🏾♀️
Same 😀
Same sis, daily conform
Same 😩🖐🏻
Sammmme duds 😣
*First word comes out*
Me: *screams*
Grandma: you okay, Faith?
Me: uhhhhh yeah! Im good *giggles weirdly*
😞😖🤒😞😖🤕
SAME ITS 1 In the morning I woke up my mum she yelled at me to stop listening to this 😀I don’t know how she found out but like 👍 ok
😐
Bro istg I find these so fun cuz I always respond to the lines and script so I think it's hilarious when the character says "just say something" And I'm like "BRO I'VE BEEN TALKING THE ENTIRE TIME LIKE ⁉ WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO"
I’ve never clicked faster.
You and me both
Shhh no one gotta know lol
You and me both😀👍
💀
Shit same.
✨🍋L E M O N S🍋✨
✨🍓S T R A W B E R R Y S ?🍓✨
✨🍒C H E R R Y S🍒✨
✨🍇G R A P E S🍇✨
✨🐀R A T S🐀✨
✨🐸F R O G G Y S🐸✨
'i'M a vERy StaBle PeRsoN' 👁👄👁
I read this comment the exact moment he said it and it was scary
sometimes I wonder why I don't have any friends but I suddenly remember " oh yeah, trans kid that listens to an concerning amount of obsessive roleplay to escape my unhealthy relationships"
PLEASE- YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY WHOLE LIFE IN ONE COMMENT 😭🤚
lowkey me
You wanna chat me up? I might relate.
@@sofiaangeline6677 Yeah from the sound of it we’re abuse survivors.
I'm glad but I shouldn't be that there are people like me...
Me: *wakes up* This isn’t my house! *realises I had a bad dream* Oh....
Kooji Va: *uploads*
Me: 👁👄👁
Duuuude! Did you write this?! I love the psychological split you have here of the classic yandere and, and I don't know what. "I love you. I love you, I love you. I would never love a dork like you." This just tantalizes my curiosity regarding his psychological profile from an academic perspective. I love behavioral puzzles like this guy.
“You are awake, aren’t you?”
Me: 👁👄👁 “uhhhh....” U👄U “Nope...”
Kooji your voice is beautiful 😤😊
Him: I dont want you to ruin your sleep schedule
Me at almost 2am: uhm it's already fucked up and I wake up 5am-
same
**proceeds to sleep at 12 and wake up at 5 and watches unhealthy amounts of asmr videos**
You sleep at 12 well you sleep early
What a great time to have laundry to fold 😌
“I love you I love you I love you I love you I… obviously would never like a dork like you” broski’s malfunctioning on a whole different level
Such an interesting mix between
Yan/Tsundere 😅
Yeah, I'm looking pathetic on that chair but I know that he meant that he loves the way I'm tied up to that chair but he doesn't want really admit it ^∆°
Half way through I stop being silent and go on a deranged rant about how lonely I have been and how he needs to untie me so we can cuddle because I need physical affection. Like I just go off to the point where you'd think I was the crazy one.
May I decay like an apple and faster than a banana for liking yandere asmr... especially when there's a tsundere side to it, I like both together as a combo the most and I'm ready to rot like the degenerate I am :)
“it’s not like i have a thing for you or anything”
me, kidnapped: oh of course, totally, i don’t have the wrong idea. this is fully platonic.
I'm the only one who really enjoys how his voice changes as his emotions changes? Does that make sense? Lol Btw it's really eargasmic the dynamics of the voice 👌
All of my friends: *Sleeping at this hour*
Me: *listening to yandere boys the whole night*
I have no regrets
Same I am glad I am not alone 😅
I love his soft shushing
I,as an Introvert do think having a Yandere boyfriend would be Nice.
Why?
I can't even Talk or Socialize to anyone and Yandere boyfriends gives their Girlfriend an Attention if they want to-
So..
👁👁👌🏻
Bro- same-
Yeah same
I think social anxiety quiet person x yandere would make a great couple, i mean it's just my thought
@@unknown_raven975 Literally me-
Juuuuust be aware that any attempts to have independence from him would end up with you or someone else getting hurt 👀
You. You get it.
Honestly, if someone kidnapped me, as long as I had my dog, Netflix, Crunchyroll, and UA-cam. I am all good, I don't need to see the outside world again.
YOUR YANDERE RPS>>>>
☺️😚
His voice is so relaxing..
I have an unhealthy addiction to yandere boys and i’m not complaining 😩
I love how mans goes from I hate you to we’re soulmates in 30 seconds like bro decide
Ah god what’s it gonna be now? Chains, ropes, handcuffs or what?
Me: *listening with my eyes closed for immersion*
Kooji: *eleven minutes in* I’m doing this because-
*UA-cam ad: Google Career Certificates provides job training on the skills you have!!!!*
Me: You’ve got some weird reasoning, but whatever floats your boat my dude
Oh man that’s exactly what it is. Calming and chill then BOOM a google ad that scares me and yeets me off the bed.
Mine was a BTS ad
One thing all these yandere asmrs are teaching me is to just go with the flow than try to escape. XD
That's so true 😂
I want some yandere boys in my life . 😭 I don’t think I am normal 😭 . Loved it ❤️
Your not only one who want it too
Ooh I think this is a yandere/tsundere hybrid
The moment when u are first
....until u refresh...
(Ngl im first-)
I’ve seen about 30 videos like this in the past 15 hours.
*What has my life come to*
Math for nerds:
I’m Averaging each video to 20 minutes that means we have to multiply 30 x 20 witch is 660 minutes and if you convert that to hours you have 11 hours worth of binging
GAH KOOJI'S YANDERE VIDEOS ARE SO TOP TIER 😫👌💕💞
yes, agree 💃🏻
1. Cannibal
2. Man say me weak, how dar
3. Tsundere, Yandere, Tsundere, Yandere, Tsundere, Yandere, what is this man at this point- a Tsyandere?
Him= You are awake aren't you?
Me= Nah, my eyes just like exercising, so it loooooks like I'm awake. 😃
I ain’t never seen a yandere that doesn’t capture his girl it’s one that always gotta say I’m pathetic 😔
Omg RM what are you doing here?
@@aislynnmel2151 research for the Jin
@@kimnamjoon9386 ayy goodluck man.
Did ya find him?
@@aislynnmel2151 of course
Listening to this with just one earbud bc the other one broke or sum😔
I has happened to me before-
It's pure suffering isn't it?
@@yanishika1388 indeed
Same here gurl or boi
Same but one gone not to be found
"Your just sitting there silently..."
*Im thinking abouf my life choices.*
I’m surprised I’m early.
Now to cower in fear.
Kooji: *uploads*
-take all my money
“I love you I love you I love “ starts picking on you🤠
👁👄👁then starts being aggressively nice
Me: alright this is my shit 🐀
I just wanna say like no lie Kooji never disappoints me like frrrrrr💕💕💕 I love his voice it’s like-🥺🥺🥺
But yea :3 love you so much Kooji❤️
And then my brain exploded and the world turned into a butterfly.
I’m 15 seconds in and I’m already in love
You know I need to find one of these that the person being kidnapped is in love with the Yandre BECAUSE ITS ME
Yess we need to have one where the listener has stockholm syndrome 😌
You: Nice, mean, nice, mean
Me:Pick one sir are you nice or mean!😂
7:43 " you are exactly my type "
me: *proceeds to fold clothes*
Kooji you never disappoint 🖤🖤🖤 I love your acting
how is he both a yandere and taundere at the same time?
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Magic? I think? Maybe? Idk?
I love this. Truly🤩💟
But the fact that the image is Dazai with Chūya’s hand... kept me distracted the whole video xdxd🤡
I was looking for this comment lol
Kooji you never appease to amaze me PLS
1:23 mY GUY DID I GET KIDNAPPED FOR NOTHING?¿?¿
Him "you have terrible dissertation making"
Me you don't have to call me out like that
Why do i enjoy being tide up by a Yandere. 😳💕
Him: You are awake, aren't you?
Me: BOI- LEMME GET OUT OF HERE- MY MOM GONNA BE SO-
Also me: *Noticing that it was Senpai (from FNF)
Me: UMM.. CHILL ANYWAYS SOO-
Yea Idk if, Senpai was a yandere
I LIVED FOR YANDERES. GOODBYE-
Me: looks at this then looks at the other asmrs and clicks on this one 👁👄👁
hey im just a random girl who see this in my recommendations and i feel lonely😀✋
Same😀✋
I'm still terrified of Yanderes but-
I'm here
Because of amazing content and a calming voice
Just realized but- Dazai? That you?
the art in the bg is dazai so like😳😳😳
@@chilli_zai 😳
@@yanishika1388 😳😳😳
It's Dazai with Chuuya's hand
Your voice could put me to sleep.. I'm getting tired just listening to this.
I love when he goes ssssh because it’s so quiet 🥺
YANDERE??? AWOOOGA 💕💞😳✨
Bahahahhahaha the best response
Him: I love you x20 (5 seconds later) I could never like an idiot like you! Look at you tied up in the chair and there’s nothing you can do to escape! Your weak
Me: you really kin twice- like extremly
22 mins of absolute perfection 🥰🥰🥰will there be a part 2?
Solid 8/10 on the Rea uncomfy scale good job 👍
him: ur just a wierdo who wanted this to happen
me: 😚
Is it bad I watch/listen audios like this..for comfort..?
Same
I have a bad obsession with yanderes
honestly they should be scared of me at this point-
Me: *super into the scene*
Him: "I'm doing this because-"
Ad: *BITCOIN*
I never seen a mix between yandere and tsundere 👁👄👁
It's tsunyandere- 😳
What is a tsundere? 🧍♀️
oh my god please do more of these
Me and my bestie have being doing reactions to asmrs like this and we try to see who can control there blush but also we are trying to see who will win. I am doing so bad and so is she
"If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it" :)
this was uploaded on my birthday, thank you :))))))))
I hate being early because there's no funny comment to read :/ but Love Ze audio
Ikr
You can take all of my fear like I want it
"I'm a very stable person" 😂
"Do not worry, I am not a cannibal or anything like that" - well I wasnt till you just pointed it out, now I am worrying 😱
"your awake aren't you"
me : AHH WTF....soo its 2am and yeah im awake
3 minutes in: ah, of course. i finally have a yandere and he's a tsundere
5 more minutes later: i need a tsundere yandere D: i neeeeeeeeeeeeed him
Plsss make a part 2😌💕✨