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XDD I laughed when he said his words separately in each words. He sounds so robotic it's weird- Okay. What is happening? I am worried for his health. Why- 😂
There's a twist to a yandere...they want you to spend 100% your time around them and will kill ANYONE who tries to take that in any shape or form..even hanging out with friends too many times is forbidden at least that's what I've been told. Lol
This is for all the people how to escape a yandere step 1: when you wake up in a strange Place Do Not freak out and stay put Step 2: when the yandere ask if you love them say yes and say you love them in a happy and joyful voice and also smile Step 3: once you have gain their trust and know everything about the place you're in try to escape but without them knowing Step 4: if you get caught do not worry just say you wanted to see the outside because you were starting to get sick from being inside Stop 5: if they believe you then that is good then make another plan to escape but this time don't leave any evidence Step 6: when you escaped call the police immediately and make sure to stay out of sight Step 7: and if all else fails just try to stay alive Thank you for wasting your time reading my comment :3 1 Edit: okay so it seems like some of you have questions and the others are just saying oh I will stay with him/her that’s called Stockholm because we are human we can’t just have one person in our lives because we are social creatures we need other people. Also for those who’s been asking if you feel the steps you’re screwed there’s no escaping think of another plan or you know lie a lot and make sure they can’t read your emotions what so ever.
Our character : "i love you" Him : really? I i feel like i wanted to cry Me : so he really buys it lma- Him : you think you are gonna fool me huh? Me : oh shit he knows our agenda ._.
That just sounds so... Professional..? High quality and acting, I mean. I can hear that effort you've put in this video! So please, don't struggle with these series, if you need to make yourself to write and record it. So the series would finish perfectly. (Yup, a pretty selfish wish, I think) You did great!
Let me say something here If I haven't spoken in a day There is something wrong with me And if I haven't spoken in months And I've been replaced by someone I swear I never shut up XD
I know that you don't like doing these kinds of videos, but the script is very well-written and everyone appreciates the hard work you put into it! Major kudos to you for being a good sport about this :)
0:45 you got me My Lolita dresses,capes,shoes and hair stuff? I love the big dresses!! oh and we can't forget COSPLAY SUPPLIES!! ( I'm don't have any money and both those things are really expensive)
Him:*agressively whispers how much he loves me* Me:where are your video games and ramen also candy and mochi Him:says the EXACT day i last looked at him* Me:did i even askkkk????
Awe..people..people don’t always get love so when they feel a connection towards someone, they obsess over it... ❣️💌I SHALL SAVE MY YANDERE CHILDREN💌❣️
Pastel Miles So relatable it hurts- And yeah. I think some people don't mind having yandere relationships because they don't have anyone that values them, or anyone important to them, and they're very, very love deprived, or depressed and seeks love and affection...
"Is there something you don't like about me? Anything at all? A simple detail?" Me: *Yea, You keep forgetting to add the spices to all the food you cook....*
JESUS CHRIST!! I was so into the little story going on, then all the sudden... "HI I'M TIFFANY!" That ad scared the crap outta me! I don't want groupon!
If I'm not lonely I wouldn't listen to this kind of video..so far away from reality,what a lovely place to be..Thx for making this Kooji,sorry if we make you uncomfortable though..
HOLY---- I'M EARLY???? I love your voice and gosh it fits with the yandere character so much :( thank you for another great roleplay, love you 💕💕 I actually just got home from watching the asian games closing ceremony and BOY! am i tired:( this rlly helps 😔❤
Never ask me for anything ever again >:(
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>:(
what’s your twitch?
😂
Everyone is here!
sowwy...
{\__/}
(OwO)
U. U
I didn't ask though...
Him: let me know anything you could desire
Me: I want ramen
Him: go outside?
Me: no I want ramen....
len kagamine same 😂
I expected bananas O.o
This so relatable it hurts
len kagamine
Ergh...same. I have been deprived of noodles. People say they have too much salt or something. ;-;
XDD I laughed when he said his words separately in each words. He sounds so robotic it's weird-
Okay. What is happening? I am worried for his health. Why- 😂
Waitttt so he cooks my meals, gives me all the love in the world, loves hugs. I'm staying with this man forever.
Couldn't agree more
Same, that's the advantage of Yandere boyfriends
Staying with a man forever that could snap in a matter of seconds. Best way to live a life 😂
The downside is all these yandere's want you pregnant, so uh you'll be a broodmare...
There's a twist to a yandere...they want you to spend 100% your time around them and will kill ANYONE who tries to take that in any shape or form..even hanging out with friends too many times is forbidden at least that's what I've been told. Lol
"I won't ruin your beautiful hair.."
Me: *stops filing nails* you better not or I'll cut you with them scissors
Ittle Skittle that’s a whole mood right there.
All I thought was Grell 😂😂
@@allissah5522 Same 😂
Omg
SammEEE
14:00 *Me:* aw he's kind of cute...
15:08 *Me:* what the hECK JUST HAPPENED
Agree😂
Ducky duckgirl xD
Jesus I'm spooked 😂
Ducky duckgirl TRUE!!!!!
i was happily crying then now
Im crushed😂😂😂
Lol same
This is for all the people how to escape a yandere
step 1: when you wake up in a strange Place Do Not freak out and stay put
Step 2: when the yandere ask if you love them say yes and say you love them in a happy and joyful voice and also smile
Step 3: once you have gain their trust and know everything about the place you're in try to escape but without them knowing
Step 4: if you get caught do not worry just say you wanted to see the outside because you were starting to get sick from being inside
Stop 5: if they believe you then that is good then make another plan to escape but this time don't leave any evidence
Step 6: when you escaped call the police immediately and make sure to stay out of sight
Step 7: and if all else fails just try to stay alive
Thank you for wasting your time reading my comment :3
1 Edit: okay so it seems like some of you have questions and the others are just saying oh I will stay with him/her that’s called Stockholm because we are human we can’t just have one person in our lives because we are social creatures we need other people.
Also for those who’s been asking if you feel the steps you’re screwed there’s no escaping think of another plan or you know lie a lot and make sure they can’t read your emotions what so ever.
Creation Imaganation you have!!
Creation Imaganation yeah
RoseIsDreaming :3 oh
RoseIsDreaming :3 SAMEEE!!!
But what if I actually love the yandere?:0 hypothetical speaking of course
Our character : "i love you"
Him : really? I i feel like i wanted to cry
Me : so he really buys it lma-
Him : you think you are gonna fool me huh?
Me : oh shit he knows our agenda ._.
Lol
a normal fangirl 😂🤣🤣
Ladies and kids he got us ;-;
_•ARMY 95•_ WE HAVE BEEn CaUGhT
Ladies and gentlemen, he got us.
Yandere: I just need to cut your hair
Me, a curly haired girl: Now you listen here- I’ve spent a long time trying to grow this out, I’ll fight you.
I have curly hair too but I need a haircut, bring it on boy
Oh my god , me too it takes like forever to grow 🤣🤣
Same
Same plus mine is already like super short
Me with my long wavy hair i haven't cut in years: ._.
Me whispers: i need meme
Him: you...you love me too?
Close enough😂
Cecania cc , 😂😂😂😂😂
I CAN’T STOP WHEEZING😂😂
That's more of a joke
Oh you're such a clown 🤡 😂
I said, " Banana ooh na na." Then he said that... ( ☉д⊙)
This was so creepy alexa play spooky scary skeletons
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
@@crowslung1688 haha nice but don't take it too far to the point she's upset about it 😊
NICE!!!
-_-
Alexa JC Lmao, poor you.
“No no no no no no no no”
Me: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYSYEYSYEYSYRYSES
YES
Your profile picture is the best😶😶
Karma ;)
Lol
*M o o d*
*Also Karma-*
I love your profile photo
*Mom yelling at me to get off my phone*
Me: wait a second
IT'S 18 MINS LONG SORRY MOM
Actually its 18:26
Charlie Fairhurst you mean 18:29
@@yasumi-chan954 ya XD
Him: Let me know anything you desire...
Me: Can I have a waffle?
Him: *keeps talking*
Me: Can I please have a waffle!?!
I'm currently playing that one video on repeat.
CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE
DAYUM WHERES MY WAFFLE
The most nerve-wracking thing is waiting for a asmr yandere video to start. Are they gonna yell are they just gonna try to be chill who knows
Such beauty
Such grace
I have a weird look on my face
Kawaii Potato Weeb
You are brilliant. XDD
Karma is precious lol
*M O O D*
Hi POTATOKARMA
XDDDD DISH SOAP XDDDD
This^^
✨Perfection✨
Kooji, your sacrifice will be appreciated... poor boy. You’ve done well.
**headpats**
We love you Kooji please don't be mad at us we also really appreciate you ❤️❤️
That just sounds so... Professional..? High quality and acting, I mean. I can hear that effort you've put in this video! So please, don't struggle with these series, if you need to make yourself to write and record it. So the series would finish perfectly. (Yup, a pretty selfish wish, I think) You did great!
Poor Kooji that had to deal with all the fangirls asking for another yandere video 💔
i cried a little bit
Me too man :(
I did too
Same, i feel sad about him...but i love him
When he was just like “You... love me too? I'm going to cry“
I was like “no dont cry or else I'm going to cry tooooo“
I didn't
I like how his yandere voice has gotten more psychotic and frantic😆
Oh Kooji I thought the yandere videos ended, but it's still you so I like it 😂
Actually the fan girls couldn't stop asking him to do another yandere vid. So he did so they can stop.😂poor him~
😯
'I just miss Your voice so much, Darling' --dang.
'havent said anything for months.,' DAAAAAAANNGGG 😯
Ddaeng
I can't even shut up for a minute.. but a month!?
@@a_j_all_day7382 literally same 😂😂
Him: I just miss your voice so much Darling you haven't spoken for a month
Me *thinks* but I'm mute?!
Let me say something here
If I haven't spoken in a day
There is something wrong with me
And if I haven't spoken in months
And I've been replaced by someone
I swear I never shut up XD
When the bf got serious after we said I love you I panicked XD
I wish we actually do love him :(
Tbh he's the best boyfriend plus no cheating ☠️
@@vend2702 FRR😤😤
I showed this to my friend and she said I need Jesus.
mistake number25 I did the same but instead she told me I had Satan inside
Lmmfao
@@Lia_s. AlL HaIl SaTaN
@@egg3143 I Hail
*GET THEM OUT OF MY GODDAMN SIGHT*
18 MINUTES? BLESS
I know that you don't like doing these kinds of videos, but the script is very well-written and everyone appreciates the hard work you put into it! Major kudos to you for being a good sport about this :)
Yah boyfriend: I'll never harm you darling~
Me:You already hurt me by chopping my hair
*hISsssSS*
no
one
touches
my
HAAAIRRRRRRRR
RoseIsDreaming :3 you’r saying if wrong it’s haaar
Lelll
*Touches your hair*
@@8Censored8 *cuts hair*
@@avoidance927 *throws with knife* no cuty cuty hisssss
0:45 you got me My Lolita dresses,capes,shoes and hair stuff? I love the big dresses!! oh and we can't forget COSPLAY SUPPLIES!!
( I'm don't have any money and both those things are really expensive)
thank you some one finnaly spoke about that lolita and cosplay stuff there so expsnive
“I’m. Just. Too. Lucky. To. Have. You.”
Okayyyyy....
WHY ARE YOU SWITCHING TO DIFFERENT EARS IM SCREAMING
I love your profile picture
Victor x yuri!!
@@a_j_all_day7382 YESSS
My phone doesnt do that type of thing so it was normal audio for me ;-;
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!! 💜💙
*slams door open*
DID I MAKE IT IN TIME!
*Jumps on bed* HELL YEAH!
Edit: Thank you for so much likes!😊❤💖💞
Lilly The Bunny{Demon, shy, Caring, Mostly Awkward} Slams door open?
@@pearioboyio6438 yep
*as you jumped in the bed you didn't notice your phone was laying there and you accidentally cracked it*
StarlightKitty Playz damn
You didn't close the door?! O-O
hi im in love
coco crunch Hi in love, how're ya (spongebob voice)
Who isn't?
@@tokumika9743 OMG I WAS GONNA SAY THAT I SAID IT TO MYSELF
hi im scared
@@ruthm342 but I'm in love a yandere daddy can take me any day
*The cutest yandere bf hngggggg*
This just makes me worried, god damn i wanna hug him and tell him everything is okay, even if he kidnapped me id be more worried about him than me!
*OwO yush*
aaahh i love your vids man keep them up c:
I did NOT expect that switch in tone from happy to monotonous and cold at “forgiving” like DAMN
Keep up the great work btw ^^
him: 'I cooked ALL your favourite meals, and yet you haven't tried any of them'
I legit cried when I heard this. All that food, wasted! TT^TT
15:08 That turned from cute to scary really quickly....
When I got that notification grabbed my headphones and god did I miss this voice
"You'll be punished until you're good again"
*Internet connexion goes off*
That's the punishment 😭
4:50
*Someone's* been counting...
....?
Him: “So nice and silky.”
Me: *bold of you to assume I have silky hair*
Same
My hair's a mess that's why I always tie it up
“Don’t ever say you love me if you DONT mean it. Only monsters mess with emotions”
Me: IM SORRY DONT PUNISH ME T^T
Hey you still lonely and listening to asmr’s? It’s been 2 years ✋😫🤚
@@possiblyavian-3820 PLS BAHAHAHAHAA
@@possiblyavian-3820 I MEAN I HAVENT BEEN LISTENING TO THAT MUCH BUT IS THIS A SIGN THAT I SHOULD GO BACK TO IT AGAIN?!?!?!
@@yenk1ve YESS YOU SHOULD ITS MANDATORY NOW 💅😩🤌
@@possiblyavian-3820 BAHAHAHA
French yandere grandma is back
Me: -Trying to gain his trust-
“I love you..”
Him: “You love me? That is absolutely wonderful!!! I can’t let you go now!”
Me: Shit Plan B, PLAN B
“8 days 4 hours and 37 minutes” Σ(▼□▼メ) h-how do you remember that??? I don’t even remember what I ate for lunch?!??
Wat???????!!! Confusion
Don't. You. Dare. Lay a finger on my hair!, I want to make it long like Sailor moon!
*so nice and silky*
*Ｓ Ｉ Ｌ Ｋ Ｙ*
"Only monsters play with emotion"
- says the monster that playing with MY emotions
*_gay screeching_* why have i just found out about this channel
Him:*agressively whispers how much he loves me*
Me:where are your video games and ramen also candy and mochi
Him:says the EXACT day i last looked at him*
Me:did i even askkkk????
I know my ex was a “monster” cause she lied to me about loving me for a very good amount of time the end was just so relatable for me
Yandere: want to go outside
Me:I want my BTS hoodie
Yandere: go outside?
Me: *MY HOODIE*
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS
Awe..people..people don’t always get love so when they feel a connection towards someone, they obsess over it... ❣️💌I SHALL SAVE MY YANDERE CHILDREN💌❣️
Pastel Miles
So relatable it hurts-
And yeah. I think some people don't mind having yandere relationships because they don't have anyone that values them, or anyone important to them, and they're very, very love deprived, or depressed and seeks love and affection...
When you’re nice to the guy in the back of the classroom😂😂
Aaa I loved the ear switching parts!
Him: “I don’t want to let go, I might suffocate you.”
Me: “Where are your arms, my neck?”
You buy me everything I wanted? Your my sugar daddy
*Him: Let me know anything you could desire*
_Me: McDonald's._
*Him: Hmm? Go outside?*
_Me: jUsT giVe mE sOmE mCdOnALd'S aaaAAAAAAAAAAA_
Yandere? I’m here.
but..
but your a ferret
i’m confused
system malfunction
Video : or 2....I’m scaring the hell out of you
Me: yeah you kinda are
I didnt know leafy came back and started to do asmr vids haha
Stock homes syndrome 101
Lol stock homes
"Is there something you don't like about me? Anything at all? A simple detail?"
Me: *Yea, You keep forgetting to add the spices to all the food you cook....*
"Why are you being bad"
+sweats+ D A DDY
LMAOO 😂
Him: nothing will tear us apart
Me: except death.
Him: Well except that ye-- wait
Me:
*jumps off of a toaster*
I loved the last video in the series, but now I am genuinely scared.
Daaamn this feels too right. I need help
Don't touch my hair °^°
Don't 🤺worry 🤺I 🤺will🤺protect 🤺you🤺
That was honestly amazing- towards the end I honestly got the creeps you’re such a good actor I respect you now
"I understand that you were always a picky eater"
How did you know?!
Ah, yes. The good stuff.
Am I the only one who would literally fall in love with a yandere cuz killing for someone is so h o t
JESUS CHRIST!! I was so into the little story going on, then all the sudden... "HI I'M TIFFANY!" That ad scared the crap outta me! I don't want groupon!
Him: I'm only asking for a little sign...
Me: *being who I am* (GIVE 🆙)
“You haven’t spoken in months”
me, a preferably non-verbal person: *thumbs up*
If I was ever kidnapped by a yandere I'd say i love them and give them affection because I get really badly touch starved
i need a gay yandere boyfriend for me
Nonoononononononooonononononononononoonononononoonononono u you will regret it nonoononono
@@joeyneko5421 deerweed don't listen to him hes lieing do it (😂)
God no
Hunny DO IT WHO FUCKING CARES!
*NO YOU DON’T*
I had my volume all the way up and I got an OLD SPICE AD AND MY FREAKIN EARS EXPLOODED HNGHH
I got an ear full of hardees 🐔🐔🐤
I never thought another one of these would appear on his channel. XD
Me: Woah.. Yandere Boyfriends do pray tho..
Also Me: Never heard of that before..
The thing I like the most on this video is the change of the mode while he talk. It is so sudden that make me chill, I like the interpretation :D
If I'm not lonely I wouldn't listen to this kind of video..so far away from reality,what a lovely place to be..Thx for making this Kooji,sorry if we make you uncomfortable though..
Him:„you haven't spoken for months”
My normal conversations:„why do you cook bacon and bake cookies?”
Next we’ll get a grandma asmr!?
Yes please
yes I need one
@@sadhorseintherain6553;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Fuck yes gilf!
YOSH! Mine moved bcuz she's too old to stay ;-;
Me: ......
Him: let me hear you
Me: .......
Him: please
Me:.....
Him: .... your just shy
Me: ......
Him:haha your so funny
Me: .......
*in France's voice* oHONHONHONHONHON
YASSSSS!!! I WAS WAITING FOR THAT!!
*SHOOKTH*
that's strange
he is kinda cute
i can live with it
oHM *Y GOD*
Yandere: I'll get you a warm blanket
And it was all going smoothly until...
*AD Plays*
It ruined the mood :'{
Chills went down my spine when he said “forgiving”
10:30 if you didn't me *el tacos* DONT TALK TO ME!!!!!
"I didnt want to disappoint anyone"
You are the definition of not disappointing
*hears humming*
Bruh I can’t hear that shi.
*turns up headphones*
Hm.....
*waits*
......
......
......
*AHHHHH! YOURE AWAKE ARENT YOU-!*
JeSuS fuCkiNg-
HOLY---- I'M EARLY???? I love your voice and gosh it fits with the yandere character so much :( thank you for another great roleplay, love you 💕💕
I actually just got home from watching the asian games closing ceremony and BOY! am i tired:( this rlly helps 😔❤
Him:Ima get a warm blanket
Ad:Hi!Im Skyler! Me:StoPpP
yandere's always make me feel important- like yeah big scary but like I feel so loved-