Choosing The WORST Option for EVERYTHING in Bitlife

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  • @autumn3264
    @autumn3264 3 роки тому +1664

    "I'm going to complain"
    "My parents are divorced"
    "Is it cuz I complained?" 😂😂

    • @amesie9384
      @amesie9384 3 роки тому +26

      Relatable 😂

    • @Am3lia77
      @Am3lia77 3 роки тому +8

      Oof

    • @bri4845
      @bri4845 3 роки тому +11

      my parents are divorced and I laughed so hard-

    • @jaydenbaker9319
      @jaydenbaker9319 3 роки тому +2

      I was actually reading this comment when she said it

    • @cadencetrudeau574
      @cadencetrudeau574 3 роки тому +2

      @@amesie9384 omg 😭😭😭

  • @papicoochielips2006
    @papicoochielips2006 3 роки тому +1075

    “I thought I was gonna lose my job not my life”
    -Sasha 2021

    • @lacievaule5758
      @lacievaule5758 3 роки тому +19

      2020/21 be like

    • @whoslora0223
      @whoslora0223 3 роки тому +7

      @@lacievaule5758 lol ikr🤣🤣😶😶😭🥺🥺👁️💧👄💧👁️

    • @weirdosworld7973
      @weirdosworld7973 3 роки тому +5

      @@whoslora0223 the emojis 😭✋

  • @kaitlans5261
    @kaitlans5261 3 роки тому +471

    Boss: "I need you to work 4 extra hours without pay"
    Vixella: "No"
    Boss: *PULLS OUT GRANADE LAUNCHER*

    • @weirdosworld7973
      @weirdosworld7973 3 роки тому +35

      he woke up and chose VIOLENCE

    • @ariannaadams2508
      @ariannaadams2508 3 роки тому +17

      I laughed so hard

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 2 роки тому +16

      "peace was never an option"
      - the boss

    • @jazzminmccullar8266
      @jazzminmccullar8266 2 роки тому +7

      fr!!!! like when i saw this i was like, WHAT NOW????

    • @Joseekins
      @Joseekins 2 роки тому +2

      At least that wasn’t when you were 10 or 11 and it was cuz they got suspended for like 4 days

  • @itsyourgirl_jada
    @itsyourgirl_jada 3 роки тому +688

    HOW DOES HE ATTACK YOU WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER?! He does not like being insulted 😂😂

    • @pancakesandvanillacream
      @pancakesandvanillacream 3 роки тому +61

      I just like to imagine that he has a grenade launcher that he keeps close to him incase he gets insulted.

    • @itsyourgirl_jada
      @itsyourgirl_jada 3 роки тому +22

      @@pancakesandvanillacream that seems like the rational thing to do

    • @kineishashivralea928
      @kineishashivralea928 3 роки тому +20

      hes the quiet kid in school, ok.

    • @ariannaadams2508
      @ariannaadams2508 3 роки тому +7

      I laughed so much

    • @achoch
      @achoch 2 роки тому +1

      The quite kid in future

  • @iluvpenguins0871
    @iluvpenguins0871 3 роки тому +454

    Vixella: Choosing the worst option for everything
    Me: The surprise me button, the worst option of all

  • @jaltsu9283
    @jaltsu9283 3 роки тому +645

    Jim Bob Burger is like the walmart version of Bob Pancakes

  • @taylor1989atwtmvtvftvralps
    @taylor1989atwtmvtvftvralps 3 роки тому +91

    sasha: calls boss a clown
    her boss: and i took that personally

  • @_xxsagecagexx_2088
    @_xxsagecagexx_2088 3 роки тому +172

    Any characther in bitlife: *Exist*
    Sasha/Rebel/Savannah: *A T T A C K*

  • @glamafonic
    @glamafonic 3 роки тому +242

    When her boss killed her with a grenade launcher I lost it.

    • @yaemiko1213
      @yaemiko1213 3 роки тому +6

      Fr tho 😂

    • @ariannaadams2508
      @ariannaadams2508 3 роки тому +6

      I laughed so hard for a lot of parts

    • @joshg7120
      @joshg7120 3 роки тому +6

      Like calm down, hes anger issues are going to cost him😂

    • @user-vy2hz6fl6x
      @user-vy2hz6fl6x 2 роки тому +2

      It’s so extra😭😭

  • @Cansoupy
    @Cansoupy 3 роки тому +832

    I came here from bitlife. My wife choked on an olive 😃 and *DIED*

    • @lillithlily
      @lillithlily 3 роки тому +71

      At least u got the money from ur wife 😌

    • @simblox6335
      @simblox6335 3 роки тому +26

      LOL

    • @Jezabella2002
      @Jezabella2002 3 роки тому +40

      FUN HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET

    • @macronfrog8360
      @macronfrog8360 3 роки тому +15

      What 😃

    • @Cansoupy
      @Cansoupy 3 роки тому +60

      @@lillithlily She had *BIG MONEY* too 😳 *R.I.P Joana Milkman* (my wife's name)

  • @sprinklebun139
    @sprinklebun139 3 роки тому +151

    Sasha: “A worm picker picks up a worm, looks at their significant other, and says ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm?’ I asked Zeuz. He said no.”
    Zeuz: “Aw shirt, I’ve been exposed.”

  • @mossyhyacinth444
    @mossyhyacinth444 3 роки тому +82

    “ OH NO, my dog died... Can I restart?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annabelfarmer1247
    @annabelfarmer1247 3 роки тому +105

    Sashas sadness when she had to decline the cat the ✨ perfect ✨ cat

    • @kyripiro224
      @kyripiro224 2 роки тому +3

      Idk about you but I couldn't say no to the perfect cat! Adorable and good, with great health?! YES PLEASE 🥺

  • @krazyk35
    @krazyk35 3 роки тому +53

    sasha: my parents are divorced.
    also sasha: *is it because i complained?*
    this gets me every time oh my😂

  • @alisab7963
    @alisab7963 3 роки тому +47

    Sasha:he actually went with me ?!?!
    he was probably scared to be beaten up lol

  • @leahbarnes3347
    @leahbarnes3347 3 роки тому +30

    Stepfather: It’s impossible that you have the same DNA as you’re mother
    Me: it said she was adopted tho...

    • @simluv.7483
      @simluv.7483 3 роки тому +3

      I was trying to see if anyone thought that too 😂😂😂

  • @Kingsly9802
    @Kingsly9802 3 роки тому +9

    5:22 I had to pause and wind back. That is the most brutal rejection I think I've ever heard.

  • @Milena-fn9mu
    @Milena-fn9mu 3 роки тому +34

    Bit life: Your parents are divorced
    Sasha: iS It BeCAuSe i CoMpLAInEd... I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER

  • @isamemario2324
    @isamemario2324 3 роки тому +39

    "I'm feeling strong homosexual tendencies. Well I guess I'm gay now" -Sasha

    • @zs24689
      @zs24689 2 роки тому +2

      Is that her real name?

    • @isamemario2324
      @isamemario2324 2 роки тому +2

      @@zs24689 yes

    • @zs24689
      @zs24689 2 роки тому +3

      @@isamemario2324 oh I never knew that vixella sounds like a genuine name

  • @nicolawhiston6656
    @nicolawhiston6656 Рік тому +1

    Worm Picker: Fish-bait picker Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, for example gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms (commonly called dew worms and night crawlers).

  • @popsiq101
    @popsiq101 3 роки тому +18

    I died when the stepfather said he found it impossible to believe that we had the same dna as our mother. IT LITERALLY SAID WE WERE ADOPTED IN THIS LIFE!

  • @lizziemementomori8142
    @lizziemementomori8142 3 роки тому +27

    "rebel" is literally the perfect name for this

  • @hahahaha.-_
    @hahahaha.-_ Рік тому +2

    Boss: I need you to work overtime Rebel
    Rebel: no.
    Boss: *PULLS OUT GRENADE*

  • @riannjohnson6906
    @riannjohnson6906 3 роки тому +7

    I love bitlife. I played and my character got pregnant at 16, had a miscarraige, then got pregnant at 17, and got pregnant again at 18, then she died at 22 from a heart attack after choosing to keep the baby. I then played her daughter who was 4 and at the age of 9 the daughter died from a baton that hit her in the belly button.

  • @edit._011_
    @edit._011_ 3 роки тому +2

    7:11 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍: Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, such as gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms.

  • @mysticbandit1596
    @mysticbandit1596 3 роки тому +18

    Imagine being In court and she’s like
    Sir she tickled me to death

  • @reverie_44
    @reverie_44 2 роки тому +4

    Boss:Work 4 extra hours
    Rebel:No,you are _clown_
    Boss: **Kills her with grande launcher**

  • @merryavant
    @merryavant Рік тому +3

    Vixella: Only choosing the worst options
    Also vixella: *picks the RODEO CLUB*

  • @PandaPerson-nd2rj
    @PandaPerson-nd2rj 3 роки тому +16

    “My aim is terrible”
    lol I have a dirty mind

  • @ramezhachicho1777
    @ramezhachicho1777 3 роки тому +5

    It's all fun and games till your boss gets the grenade launcher.

  • @sasha3470
    @sasha3470 3 роки тому +49

    Who else just randomly started watching her and now its an ever day thing?

    • @AliRaeYT
      @AliRaeYT 2 роки тому

      Me lolol 📍🌸😂

    • @friendofafriend_1081
      @friendofafriend_1081 2 роки тому +1

      Yep. Before, I had heard of her, I found a recommended video from her so now I watch her! 😁

    • @AliRaeYT
      @AliRaeYT 2 роки тому

      @@friendofafriend_1081 Cool 😂

    • @merryavant
      @merryavant 2 роки тому

      Didn’t we all? 😃

    • @NoX0661
      @NoX0661 2 роки тому

      Me.

  • @analiasilva9650
    @analiasilva9650 3 роки тому +4

    8:17
    Vixella:He attacked you with a grenade launcher?!
    Her character: Dies at 21
    Vixella: *Speechless*
    Everyone: ...
    Me: Cool. I died at 6 by another 6 year old with the same thing... How the hell did a 6 year old get a grenade launcher?

  • @GaintColHawk
    @GaintColHawk 3 роки тому +3

    i searched what a worm picker is on google and this is what it said: "gathers worms to be used as fish bait: walks about grassy areas, such as gardens, parks, golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms."

  • @brianna8236
    @brianna8236 3 роки тому +6

    Sasha:”Oh yes daddy grump give me all the money”
    Me: “wheezing”

  • @sarah-h
    @sarah-h 2 роки тому +3

    “Bite her jaw”
    “That’s scary”
    “Let’s do it”

  • @nightxgeorge.
    @nightxgeorge. 3 роки тому +2

    Shrimp: Dies
    Also shrimp: Somebody gotta come with me

  • @pswitch2629
    @pswitch2629 2 роки тому +2

    Boss: I want you to work overtime
    Worker: No
    Boss: Grenade go boom boom 💣

  • @MangarooKangaroo
    @MangarooKangaroo 3 роки тому +3

    To join the mafia, you need to have experience doing a lot of crime. Usually successfully stealing like 6 cars is enough.

  • @shannonking8298
    @shannonking8298 2 роки тому +5

    Life Lesson: Don't say no to your boss in case they attack you with a grenade launcher

  • @Lozinlimbo
    @Lozinlimbo 3 роки тому +4

    11:55 - 12:14
    I'm sorry but I was literally laughing so hard- 😭✋️

  • @zthegirlwholikeshpandpjo2860
    @zthegirlwholikeshpandpjo2860 3 роки тому +6

    You know what else cures depression besides friends?
    Watching Vixella XD

  • @isabellemorneau3299
    @isabellemorneau3299 3 роки тому +3

    Rebel: NO!! I WILL NOT DO THOSE EXTA HOURS!! CLOWN
    Boss: Well say hello to my little FRIEND! *throws grenade*
    Sasha: crap

  • @iamchristiang2
    @iamchristiang2 3 роки тому +5

    I love when Sasha plays Bitlife. It's one of my favorite games

  • @MycatKids
    @MycatKids 2 роки тому

    11:34
    "Noo i forgot we had a cat..."
    2 seconds later: "High school!"

  • @michaelabudd95
    @michaelabudd95 3 роки тому +2

    Another thing you could do that would be super chaotic is when if someone hurts you or rejects you in school, you can report them. Also you can mess with them and even tho you started it (if they retaliate) you can still send them to the principal's office.. its quite hilarious lol I love doing that 😂

  • @HappyJewelryPlace
    @HappyJewelryPlace 2 роки тому +3

    “A-and look at that, friends… cure depression”
    -Sasha 2021

  • @whimsyquince
    @whimsyquince 3 роки тому +4

    "Croatia...! That's where my parents are from!" - Sasha
    *ME SCREAMING AT THE PHONE IN SERBIAN*

  • @dexterzside8824
    @dexterzside8824 3 роки тому +4

    *Game*-Are you sure you want to insult the women?
    Vixella- Yes.

  • @sophiasaenz1107
    @sophiasaenz1107 2 роки тому +2

    Sasha: this is what cheerleaders do to you!
    Me a cheerleading captain: 👀🥲

  • @kitkat_karl
    @kitkat_karl 2 роки тому +2

    The text: You called him a prick.
    My brain: Wait you called him a pickle??

  • @Ninterra
    @Ninterra 3 роки тому +3

    I've become addicted to BitLife after watching your videos! Why is this so fun?

  • @MiA_G25
    @MiA_G25 2 роки тому +2

    "Whats a worm picker is it where you pick up a worm and ask your significant other would you still sove me if i was a worm?"-Vixella
    I laughed so hard i woke my mum up from her nap 😂

  • @narutolover4694
    @narutolover4694 2 роки тому +1

    A worm picker is a worker who gathers worms. The worms are sold as live fish bait.

  • @natasagnjatovic
    @natasagnjatovic 9 місяців тому +1

    12:26 my too 🫠

  • @SuperUmizoomi
    @SuperUmizoomi 3 роки тому

    to get notoriety and get in the mafia you have to do a lot of crime and start early, like when you're 8 you can shoplift, then by the time you're 14 you can do murder, but just do several crimes every year then when you're 18 you selec a crime group and pick 'do yard work' (i heard this one has the highest chance to get you accepted)

  • @sophia_lms
    @sophia_lms 3 роки тому +2

    “ Oh yes daddy grump give me all the money”. Me: falls off bed. “ mr. The Ogre”. Me: falls off bed again.

  • @annaderbiomull
    @annaderbiomull 3 роки тому +3

    Fedir Propowich was still impressed by the roundhouse kick

  • @biancapopescu9450
    @biancapopescu9450 3 роки тому +4

    "You're a clown"
    "No, u. 💣💣💣"

  • @justmiley22
    @justmiley22 2 роки тому +3

    “Thats the worst life I have ever had in my life I swear!” - Vixella 2021

  • @namrata4515
    @namrata4515 3 роки тому +6

    everytime i choose something bad or like nasty in bitlife, i end up dying

  • @Harriet1984
    @Harriet1984 3 роки тому +2

    Your jumper is SO cute!! Daisies are my favourite flowers!!! Loved this video. Laughed so much, really needed it today! Thank you x

  • @WLotus
    @WLotus 3 роки тому +8

    This has me wanting to reinstall BitLife on my phone.

  • @bananagamerdemon1494
    @bananagamerdemon1494 3 роки тому +3

    Vixella: I round housed kicked someone in the fore head at 11
    Me:i pulled someones hair while hitting the back of their head at 11

  • @LunarSystemKai
    @LunarSystemKai 3 роки тому +2

    9:29 theres too much to unpack there..... I'm glad she quickly moved on haha

  • @_.IDI0T._.
    @_.IDI0T._. 2 роки тому +1

    "not the rancid shrimp" " God I have the flu this is the worst year of my life"

  • @bexolina
    @bexolina 3 роки тому +5

    The worm picking industry do be violent in this game.

  • @EmmaNay-d2l
    @EmmaNay-d2l Рік тому +1

    A curb stomp is when you put someone’s mouth against a curd and then stomps to brake there jaw

  • @matthewoneal9657
    @matthewoneal9657 3 роки тому +5

    "He attacked you with a grenade launcher"

  • @lilacbrooke3315
    @lilacbrooke3315 2 роки тому +2

    Makes sense Rebel is an Aquarius

  • @amberzech2659
    @amberzech2659 Рік тому +1

    For those wondering a worm picker is someone who collects fish bait

  • @aimee1113
    @aimee1113 3 роки тому +11

    I have never been this early on a video from anyone holy cow 🤣
    I love your bitlife videos though. I'm stoked for this

  • @illlovedd
    @illlovedd 2 роки тому +1

    This is a life lesson
    Never get plastic surgery from someone with a bad reputation

  • @itsebnypatrick6067
    @itsebnypatrick6067 2 роки тому +4

    When you get a bitlife ad: 👁👄👁

  • @LaineeLaughsComedyAndArtsy
    @LaineeLaughsComedyAndArtsy 2 роки тому +2

    0:01 lol

  • @Frog_lover12345
    @Frog_lover12345 Рік тому +1

    Vixella: 'I'm going to give them 5000 dollars"
    Police:' Takes money, But arrest her anyway"

  • @bumblebadette817
    @bumblebadette817 3 роки тому +1

    MORE BITLIFE IVE BEEN BINGEING YOURS! 💕

  • @cybergothic_
    @cybergothic_ 3 роки тому +3

    Sasha: Your mom wants to buy you a pet cat named Colt
    Me, a Brawl Stars fanatic: *screams in joy*

  • @allenfamilly845
    @allenfamilly845 Рік тому +2

    Sasha: ALL THE THINGS I DID!
    Me: JUST SO I COULD CALL U MINEEEEEE😂

  • @Yuki-mz9oj
    @Yuki-mz9oj 3 роки тому +3

    "I thought i was gonna lose my job not my life" -Sasha 2021

  • @meganmichaels9510
    @meganmichaels9510 3 роки тому +3

    I lol at her failing driver's test every time

  • @halimashaheen2762
    @halimashaheen2762 3 роки тому +1

    when i tried this challenge i ended up in prison for 4 years for attacking someone, failed to bribe the guards so got another 4 years, then failed to escape prison so got another 10 years, then when i tried to choose the "worst" gang to join (the most feared gang), THEY KILLED ME! I WAS ONLY 21 YEARS OLD

  • @katielindgren95
    @katielindgren95 3 роки тому

    I LOVE your BitLife videos! I also love when you would build in B&W or inverted! Just an idea when you are back in the Sims zone! No rush - thank you for the videos!

  • @anamarijapoljak1684
    @anamarijapoljak1684 2 роки тому +1

    Vixella: ''Alright Rita''
    ''Oh she's from Croatia, thats where my family is from!''
    Me: ''IM FROM CROATIA!🤭

  • @cherrytomatoes2613
    @cherrytomatoes2613 2 роки тому +3

    _"I thought I was going to lose my job, not my life!!!-"_
    _Shasha, 2021.._

  • @ojasvik8002
    @ojasvik8002 3 роки тому +6

    "if she roundhouse kicks that's just impressive"
    Me who can do a roundhouse kick and thought it was ez: 👁️👄👁️

    • @adamabockarie
      @adamabockarie 3 роки тому

      How does that look like? I’m asking for a friend

    • @ojasvik8002
      @ojasvik8002 3 роки тому +1

      @@adamabockarie lol ok so basically if u know what a front kick is like it's like a front kick but u tilt ur leg at a 45 degree angle so the leg ur kicking with goes a little to the side
      It's a rly easy to learn kick and it's useful in sparring too
      Fun fact: a roundhouse kick is one of the most basic licks in taekwondo/martial arts
      (Don't at me if this information is wrong plz)

  • @taylor1989atwtmvtvftvralps
    @taylor1989atwtmvtvftvralps 3 роки тому +2

    age 12: you have depression
    age 13: you have anxiety
    sounds about right

  • @jj-tf3fo
    @jj-tf3fo 3 роки тому

    2:12
    YOU ATTACKED ME

  • @sophia_exists
    @sophia_exists 3 роки тому +1

    im playing bitlife about to watch youtube with my friend and then vixells pops up. Im deffinitley watching you in bitlife! (i clicked it just now and me and my bitlofe friend enjoyed it SO much XD)

  • @DilucsSecretAdmirer0
    @DilucsSecretAdmirer0 3 роки тому

    9:18 *happy of her life descisions*

  • @dyehhshshsbsbbs7768
    @dyehhshshsbsbbs7768 3 роки тому +1

    You should watch The Red Plumbob! They basically show evolutions and stuff of The Sims, The Sims 2, The Sims 3, and The Sims 4!

  • @violet_magicc701
    @violet_magicc701 3 роки тому

    PLEASE DO MORE BITLIFE THIS WAS SO FUNNY

  • @atomicworm7138
    @atomicworm7138 3 роки тому

    10:20 I was drinking a soda and it came out my nose dudhjdhd I laughed way to hard at that

  • @queenitalia8760
    @queenitalia8760 2 роки тому +1

    1 year old: “This is the worst year of my life” 😂 💀

  • @SleepyKwee
    @SleepyKwee 2 роки тому +1

    "Mr...THE OGRE?"
    all I can think about is CallMeKevin rn

  • @Leah_xxxx
    @Leah_xxxx 2 роки тому +1

    I came her from BitLife. I was SO LUCKY and became the king. But my enemy pulled out a cannon on me and killed me.

  • @starlight4065
    @starlight4065 23 дні тому

    10:12
    Savannah: “imma kill ‘im”

  • @Kamab0koo
    @Kamab0koo 3 роки тому +1

    Everyone gansta until your pet dies

  • @itseves9614
    @itseves9614 2 роки тому +1

    WE NEED MORE BITLIFE!!!

  • @Negr0lover728
    @Negr0lover728 3 роки тому

    "He ataked you with a grenade lancher"
    What in the middle in the office room just boom💥
    8:15

  • @TheSillyPotato
    @TheSillyPotato 3 роки тому

    - hey can you put in a few extra hours into work?
    - no
    - too bad *literally MURDERS you with a FREAKING GRENADE LAUNCHER*
    wHAT IS THIS GAME