Sasha: “A worm picker picks up a worm, looks at their significant other, and says ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm?’ I asked Zeuz. He said no.” Zeuz: “Aw shirt, I’ve been exposed.”
Worm Picker: Fish-bait picker Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, for example gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms (commonly called dew worms and night crawlers).
I died when the stepfather said he found it impossible to believe that we had the same dna as our mother. IT LITERALLY SAID WE WERE ADOPTED IN THIS LIFE!
I love bitlife. I played and my character got pregnant at 16, had a miscarraige, then got pregnant at 17, and got pregnant again at 18, then she died at 22 from a heart attack after choosing to keep the baby. I then played her daughter who was 4 and at the age of 9 the daughter died from a baton that hit her in the belly button.
7:11 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍: Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, such as gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms.
8:17 Vixella:He attacked you with a grenade launcher?! Her character: Dies at 21 Vixella: *Speechless* Everyone: ... Me: Cool. I died at 6 by another 6 year old with the same thing... How the hell did a 6 year old get a grenade launcher?
i searched what a worm picker is on google and this is what it said: "gathers worms to be used as fish bait: walks about grassy areas, such as gardens, parks, golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms."
Another thing you could do that would be super chaotic is when if someone hurts you or rejects you in school, you can report them. Also you can mess with them and even tho you started it (if they retaliate) you can still send them to the principal's office.. its quite hilarious lol I love doing that 😂
"Whats a worm picker is it where you pick up a worm and ask your significant other would you still sove me if i was a worm?"-Vixella I laughed so hard i woke my mum up from her nap 😂
to get notoriety and get in the mafia you have to do a lot of crime and start early, like when you're 8 you can shoplift, then by the time you're 14 you can do murder, but just do several crimes every year then when you're 18 you selec a crime group and pick 'do yard work' (i heard this one has the highest chance to get you accepted)
when i tried this challenge i ended up in prison for 4 years for attacking someone, failed to bribe the guards so got another 4 years, then failed to escape prison so got another 10 years, then when i tried to choose the "worst" gang to join (the most feared gang), THEY KILLED ME! I WAS ONLY 21 YEARS OLD
I LOVE your BitLife videos! I also love when you would build in B&W or inverted! Just an idea when you are back in the Sims zone! No rush - thank you for the videos!
@@adamabockarie lol ok so basically if u know what a front kick is like it's like a front kick but u tilt ur leg at a 45 degree angle so the leg ur kicking with goes a little to the side It's a rly easy to learn kick and it's useful in sparring too Fun fact: a roundhouse kick is one of the most basic licks in taekwondo/martial arts (Don't at me if this information is wrong plz)
im playing bitlife about to watch youtube with my friend and then vixells pops up. Im deffinitley watching you in bitlife! (i clicked it just now and me and my bitlofe friend enjoyed it SO much XD)
"I'm going to complain"
"My parents are divorced"
"Is it cuz I complained?" 😂😂
Relatable 😂
Oof
my parents are divorced and I laughed so hard-
I was actually reading this comment when she said it
@@amesie9384 omg 😭😭😭
“I thought I was gonna lose my job not my life”
-Sasha 2021
2020/21 be like
@@lacievaule5758 lol ikr🤣🤣😶😶😭🥺🥺👁️💧👄💧👁️
@@whoslora0223 the emojis 😭✋
Boss: "I need you to work 4 extra hours without pay"
Vixella: "No"
Boss: *PULLS OUT GRANADE LAUNCHER*
he woke up and chose VIOLENCE
I laughed so hard
"peace was never an option"
- the boss
fr!!!! like when i saw this i was like, WHAT NOW????
At least that wasn’t when you were 10 or 11 and it was cuz they got suspended for like 4 days
HOW DOES HE ATTACK YOU WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER?! He does not like being insulted 😂😂
I just like to imagine that he has a grenade launcher that he keeps close to him incase he gets insulted.
@@pancakesandvanillacream that seems like the rational thing to do
hes the quiet kid in school, ok.
I laughed so much
The quite kid in future
Vixella: Choosing the worst option for everything
Me: The surprise me button, the worst option of all
She's done that though haha
Lol me too
uh
@@kidking6300 don't laugh
@@RosheenQuynh shut up hater
Jim Bob Burger is like the walmart version of Bob Pancakes
LOL
Yep
LMAOO
Bob pancakes !! Omg
LMAOO
DJDJDBSKAKAIAISS
sasha: calls boss a clown
her boss: and i took that personally
Any characther in bitlife: *Exist*
Sasha/Rebel/Savannah: *A T T A C K*
When her boss killed her with a grenade launcher I lost it.
Fr tho 😂
I laughed so hard for a lot of parts
Like calm down, hes anger issues are going to cost him😂
It’s so extra😭😭
I came here from bitlife. My wife choked on an olive 😃 and *DIED*
At least u got the money from ur wife 😌
LOL
FUN HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU GET
What 😃
@@lillithlily She had *BIG MONEY* too 😳 *R.I.P Joana Milkman* (my wife's name)
Sasha: “A worm picker picks up a worm, looks at their significant other, and says ‘Would you still love me if I was a worm?’ I asked Zeuz. He said no.”
Zeuz: “Aw shirt, I’ve been exposed.”
“ OH NO, my dog died... Can I restart?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Sashas sadness when she had to decline the cat the ✨ perfect ✨ cat
Idk about you but I couldn't say no to the perfect cat! Adorable and good, with great health?! YES PLEASE 🥺
sasha: my parents are divorced.
also sasha: *is it because i complained?*
this gets me every time oh my😂
Sasha:he actually went with me ?!?!
he was probably scared to be beaten up lol
Stepfather: It’s impossible that you have the same DNA as you’re mother
Me: it said she was adopted tho...
I was trying to see if anyone thought that too 😂😂😂
5:22 I had to pause and wind back. That is the most brutal rejection I think I've ever heard.
Bit life: Your parents are divorced
Sasha: iS It BeCAuSe i CoMpLAInEd... I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER
LMFAO SAMEEEE
"I'm feeling strong homosexual tendencies. Well I guess I'm gay now" -Sasha
Is that her real name?
@@zs24689 yes
@@isamemario2324 oh I never knew that vixella sounds like a genuine name
Worm Picker: Fish-bait picker Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, for example gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms (commonly called dew worms and night crawlers).
I died when the stepfather said he found it impossible to believe that we had the same dna as our mother. IT LITERALLY SAID WE WERE ADOPTED IN THIS LIFE!
"rebel" is literally the perfect name for this
Boss: I need you to work overtime Rebel
Rebel: no.
Boss: *PULLS OUT GRENADE*
I love bitlife. I played and my character got pregnant at 16, had a miscarraige, then got pregnant at 17, and got pregnant again at 18, then she died at 22 from a heart attack after choosing to keep the baby. I then played her daughter who was 4 and at the age of 9 the daughter died from a baton that hit her in the belly button.
7:11 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍: Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, such as gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms.
Imagine being In court and she’s like
Sir she tickled me to death
Boss:Work 4 extra hours
Rebel:No,you are _clown_
Boss: **Kills her with grande launcher**
Vixella: Only choosing the worst options
Also vixella: *picks the RODEO CLUB*
“My aim is terrible”
lol I have a dirty mind
Me too, me too.
It's all fun and games till your boss gets the grenade launcher.
Who else just randomly started watching her and now its an ever day thing?
Me lolol 📍🌸😂
Yep. Before, I had heard of her, I found a recommended video from her so now I watch her! 😁
@@friendofafriend_1081 Cool 😂
Didn’t we all? 😃
Me.
8:17
Vixella:He attacked you with a grenade launcher?!
Her character: Dies at 21
Vixella: *Speechless*
Everyone: ...
Me: Cool. I died at 6 by another 6 year old with the same thing... How the hell did a 6 year old get a grenade launcher?
i searched what a worm picker is on google and this is what it said: "gathers worms to be used as fish bait: walks about grassy areas, such as gardens, parks, golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms."
Sasha:”Oh yes daddy grump give me all the money”
Me: “wheezing”
“Bite her jaw”
“That’s scary”
“Let’s do it”
Shrimp: Dies
Also shrimp: Somebody gotta come with me
Boss: I want you to work overtime
Worker: No
Boss: Grenade go boom boom 💣
To join the mafia, you need to have experience doing a lot of crime. Usually successfully stealing like 6 cars is enough.
Life Lesson: Don't say no to your boss in case they attack you with a grenade launcher
11:55 - 12:14
I'm sorry but I was literally laughing so hard- 😭✋️
You know what else cures depression besides friends?
Watching Vixella XD
Rebel: NO!! I WILL NOT DO THOSE EXTA HOURS!! CLOWN
Boss: Well say hello to my little FRIEND! *throws grenade*
Sasha: crap
I love when Sasha plays Bitlife. It's one of my favorite games
11:34
"Noo i forgot we had a cat..."
2 seconds later: "High school!"
Another thing you could do that would be super chaotic is when if someone hurts you or rejects you in school, you can report them. Also you can mess with them and even tho you started it (if they retaliate) you can still send them to the principal's office.. its quite hilarious lol I love doing that 😂
“A-and look at that, friends… cure depression”
-Sasha 2021
"Croatia...! That's where my parents are from!" - Sasha
*ME SCREAMING AT THE PHONE IN SERBIAN*
*Game*-Are you sure you want to insult the women?
Vixella- Yes.
Sasha: this is what cheerleaders do to you!
Me a cheerleading captain: 👀🥲
The text: You called him a prick.
My brain: Wait you called him a pickle??
I've become addicted to BitLife after watching your videos! Why is this so fun?
"Whats a worm picker is it where you pick up a worm and ask your significant other would you still sove me if i was a worm?"-Vixella
I laughed so hard i woke my mum up from her nap 😂
A worm picker is a worker who gathers worms. The worms are sold as live fish bait.
12:26 my too 🫠
to get notoriety and get in the mafia you have to do a lot of crime and start early, like when you're 8 you can shoplift, then by the time you're 14 you can do murder, but just do several crimes every year then when you're 18 you selec a crime group and pick 'do yard work' (i heard this one has the highest chance to get you accepted)
“ Oh yes daddy grump give me all the money”. Me: falls off bed. “ mr. The Ogre”. Me: falls off bed again.
Fedir Propowich was still impressed by the roundhouse kick
"You're a clown"
"No, u. 💣💣💣"
“Thats the worst life I have ever had in my life I swear!” - Vixella 2021
everytime i choose something bad or like nasty in bitlife, i end up dying
Your jumper is SO cute!! Daisies are my favourite flowers!!! Loved this video. Laughed so much, really needed it today! Thank you x
This has me wanting to reinstall BitLife on my phone.
Vixella: I round housed kicked someone in the fore head at 11
Me:i pulled someones hair while hitting the back of their head at 11
9:29 theres too much to unpack there..... I'm glad she quickly moved on haha
"not the rancid shrimp" " God I have the flu this is the worst year of my life"
The worm picking industry do be violent in this game.
A curb stomp is when you put someone’s mouth against a curd and then stomps to brake there jaw
"He attacked you with a grenade launcher"
Me: Pfffffftttttt
Makes sense Rebel is an Aquarius
For those wondering a worm picker is someone who collects fish bait
I have never been this early on a video from anyone holy cow 🤣
I love your bitlife videos though. I'm stoked for this
This is a life lesson
Never get plastic surgery from someone with a bad reputation
When you get a bitlife ad: 👁👄👁
0:01 lol
Vixella: 'I'm going to give them 5000 dollars"
Police:' Takes money, But arrest her anyway"
MORE BITLIFE IVE BEEN BINGEING YOURS! 💕
Sasha: Your mom wants to buy you a pet cat named Colt
Me, a Brawl Stars fanatic: *screams in joy*
Sasha: ALL THE THINGS I DID!
Me: JUST SO I COULD CALL U MINEEEEEE😂
"I thought i was gonna lose my job not my life" -Sasha 2021
I lol at her failing driver's test every time
when i tried this challenge i ended up in prison for 4 years for attacking someone, failed to bribe the guards so got another 4 years, then failed to escape prison so got another 10 years, then when i tried to choose the "worst" gang to join (the most feared gang), THEY KILLED ME! I WAS ONLY 21 YEARS OLD
I LOVE your BitLife videos! I also love when you would build in B&W or inverted! Just an idea when you are back in the Sims zone! No rush - thank you for the videos!
Vixella: ''Alright Rita''
''Oh she's from Croatia, thats where my family is from!''
Me: ''IM FROM CROATIA!🤭
_"I thought I was going to lose my job, not my life!!!-"_
_Shasha, 2021.._
"if she roundhouse kicks that's just impressive"
Me who can do a roundhouse kick and thought it was ez: 👁️👄👁️
How does that look like? I’m asking for a friend
@@adamabockarie lol ok so basically if u know what a front kick is like it's like a front kick but u tilt ur leg at a 45 degree angle so the leg ur kicking with goes a little to the side
It's a rly easy to learn kick and it's useful in sparring too
Fun fact: a roundhouse kick is one of the most basic licks in taekwondo/martial arts
(Don't at me if this information is wrong plz)
age 12: you have depression
age 13: you have anxiety
sounds about right
2:12
YOU ATTACKED ME
im playing bitlife about to watch youtube with my friend and then vixells pops up. Im deffinitley watching you in bitlife! (i clicked it just now and me and my bitlofe friend enjoyed it SO much XD)
9:18 *happy of her life descisions*
You should watch The Red Plumbob! They basically show evolutions and stuff of The Sims, The Sims 2, The Sims 3, and The Sims 4!
PLEASE DO MORE BITLIFE THIS WAS SO FUNNY
10:20 I was drinking a soda and it came out my nose dudhjdhd I laughed way to hard at that
1 year old: “This is the worst year of my life” 😂 💀
"Mr...THE OGRE?"
all I can think about is CallMeKevin rn
I came her from BitLife. I was SO LUCKY and became the king. But my enemy pulled out a cannon on me and killed me.
10:12
Savannah: “imma kill ‘im”
Everyone gansta until your pet dies
WE NEED MORE BITLIFE!!!
"He ataked you with a grenade lancher"
What in the middle in the office room just boom💥
8:15
- hey can you put in a few extra hours into work?
- no
- too bad *literally MURDERS you with a FREAKING GRENADE LAUNCHER*
wHAT IS THIS GAME