@@thesilverprincess Yes, but that's the very bare minimum we should expect from a partner. But we live in a world where just the tiniest show of respect is suddenly an act of heroism. Oh he doesn't want to rape me, so he's the perfect man? No.
@@klatskyn Raping her wouldn't be the only alternative outcome in that situation though...he could have said "well, I wanna have sex now and you don't so I guess we'll part ways here and I'll find someone who does wanna have sex now" I feel like that's probably what she thought might happen. If sex isn't a big priority for you it's reassuring to find out that's not an issue with your partner, because if it's a big priority for them but not you the relationship's not gonna work out and you both need to look elsewhere
It's so cute that she didn't recognize minesweeper, still to be fair I didn't figure out how to actually play that game until I actually tried after I already past 20 years old.
Honestly, i felt even more bad when the game decided to get rid of the child... However, knowing, how this person's life has drastically changed over some years, i believe it is for the best. : D
My compliments to Vixella for being one of the few youtubers who actually know how to play Bitlife. Most youtubers who make videos about the game just keep pressing the age up button over and over and get surprised when they have bad relationships with everyone and low stats.
It's funny how she's freaking out on the mine sweeper game, but there's a literally an explanation on what she should do at the top of the game screen...
@@mads9313 They have it set up in kind of a confusing way, yeah. The "Mines flagged" number goes up when you place a flag, even if there isn't a mine underneath it, but the game doesn't end until all the mines are flagged and all the safe squares are cleared. So like at 9:07, Vixella is stuck in the game because she has the top left square flagged (which is empty) and the lowermost square surrounded by 1s unflagged (which has a mine), but it still says 3/3 because she's placed 3 flags. Hope this helps!
Vix Ella: “YOU TRIPLE CHINNED IDIOT!! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I STAB YOU WITH MY UMBRELLA!!!” Sasha: “Oh wow. Such an insult.” Me: **comes out from under my bed** “Is the scary 14 year old done yelling yet?”
i've said it before and i'll say it again: your daily uploads are so appreciated! Thank you for taking the time and effort to upload frequently. Love you and stay safe everyone!!
Gloom when her relationship with her dog is at 90%: oh no! My relationship with my dog is so low! Vixella when her relationship with her dog is at 0%: oh no my relationship with my dog is not great
i just wanted to say, u make me happy, i come strait to ur channel when in sad or upset. you have helped me get through times where i was very vulnerable. i just wanted to say, tysm and i appreciate you. you are flipping amazing and the best/funniest person i have ever met!
The best gift to give in BitLife is a Bitizenship. It maxes out your relationship with parents and other family members, it makes your significant other propose to you on the spot, (no matter how long you’ve been together), and makes your friends and even enemies want to become Best Friends. Sometimes I’ll have a situation like you did with Precious where a friend becomes my enemy for no reason, and I just give them a Bitizenship, and BOOM, we’re Best Friends.
2:10 this is really funny to me bc i had a pitbull named Bailey, then i got a boston terrier (Ella) and everyone thought Ella was Bailey's puppy. Sadly, We had to put Bailey down, but i just thought it was funny to me bc the dog is a boston and named Bailey..
Vixella: “Your boyfriend proposed to you with a diamond ring, AT STARBUCKS?! *Holds up coffee* “MY MAN.” *Realizes she has to hit surprise me* Oh,wait, Nooooo.” part made me laugh so hard
Hi there. :D 8:50 This game is called minesweeper. (At start click randomly.) These numbers shows how many mines are around (8 squares). You have to click on safe squares and flag mines. I hope this helped. Have a great day! (:
Sasha: * is deployed * Me: Oooh~ Minesweeper~ Sasha: I don't know what I'm supposed to do! Am I supposed to dessert my post? What am I supposed to do?! Me: Hasn't she played Minesweeper before?😅
If you join any if the military careers in Bitlife you need to learn how to play Minesweeper. The numbers tell you how many mines are around it. The number 1 means that tile touches only 1 mine. 2 means it touches 2 mines. 3 touches 3 mines. Ect. Mines can touch the numbers on the top, bottom, left, right, and diagonally.
“oh no! i have no friends.”
“just like in real life.”
her 1.43 million subscribers: 🧍🏽♀️
Her UA-camr friends and personal friends: 🕴
Man id wish shed notice me....OH WELL 🗿
I don’t need friends, they disappoint me
ArE wE pOtAtOeS nOw
@@emmaal6004 *insert that pose*
She's like I'm not ready to lose my virginity, her boyfriend's like okay and she's like "OMG he's the one!" We have such low standards tbh.
Honestly it’s nice when somebody respects your wishes
@@thesilverprincess Yes, but that's the very bare minimum we should expect from a partner. But we live in a world where just the tiniest show of respect is suddenly an act of heroism. Oh he doesn't want to rape me, so he's the perfect man? No.
@@klatskyn PERIODT 💅🏾✨
@@klatskyn preach
@@klatskyn Raping her wouldn't be the only alternative outcome in that situation though...he could have said "well, I wanna have sex now and you don't so I guess we'll part ways here and I'll find someone who does wanna have sex now" I feel like that's probably what she thought might happen. If sex isn't a big priority for you it's reassuring to find out that's not an issue with your partner, because if it's a big priority for them but not you the relationship's not gonna work out and you both need to look elsewhere
"oh we're seventeen! we're getting up there" i feel attacked for recently turning 17 and having a crisis over my age
deadass
no 17 is a great age you get to be the dancing queen young and sweet only 17-
I didn’t like your comment but it’s cuz 69
@@mishuroblox4672 respect
Very relatable
"How did you die?" "Minesweeper"
It's so cute that she didn't recognize minesweeper, still to be fair I didn't figure out how to actually play that game until I actually tried after I already past 20 years old.
Lol I died so many times from that to! I didnt understand how to do it
am i the only one who also felt bad when she broke up with her fiance after he proposed at Starbucks😭
Donut ring
I screamed
Honestly, i felt even more bad when the game decided to get rid of the child... However, knowing, how this person's life has drastically changed over some years, i believe it is for the best. : D
I also felt bad 😭
@@bread1956 , no, coffee box ring
Sasha + BitLife challenges = ✨iconic✨
Vixella is iconic ♡︎
@@AS-jc4js Periodt❤️
Bitlife:A nice friend?
Vix:No
Bitlife:A crazy friend then?
Vix:Sure 👌
My compliments to Vixella for being one of the few youtubers who actually know how to play Bitlife. Most youtubers who make videos about the game just keep pressing the age up button over and over and get surprised when they have bad relationships with everyone and low stats.
It's funny how she's freaking out on the mine sweeper game, but there's a literally an explanation on what she should do at the top of the game screen...
I always read that and still don't get it 💀
@@mads9313 They have it set up in kind of a confusing way, yeah. The "Mines flagged" number goes up when you place a flag, even if there isn't a mine underneath it, but the game doesn't end until all the mines are flagged and all the safe squares are cleared. So like at 9:07, Vixella is stuck in the game because she has the top left square flagged (which is empty) and the lowermost square surrounded by 1s unflagged (which has a mine), but it still says 3/3 because she's placed 3 flags. Hope this helps!
Can we just appreciate vixellas hard work and consistent uploads
Yeah! she said she was posting a video everyday this month, im so happy!
Yup
sure Maki-roll
"What did I ever do to you?!"
Maybe it's because you called him platypus. Just saying.
**6 years old**
Sasha: "where's puberty we need it."
i'm laughing so hard on Vixella playing mini-Minesweeper :D That is a 90's game gurllll
Ohhh, how do ya play? :0
Vix Ella: “YOU TRIPLE CHINNED IDIOT!! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I STAB YOU WITH MY UMBRELLA!!!”
Sasha: “Oh wow. Such an insult.”
Me: **comes out from under my bed** “Is the scary 14 year old done yelling yet?”
"the rules are simple:
I click age up and- nothing happens."
same, I get older and older but my anxiety is just not going away
If Vixellas boyfriend doenst eventually propose to her in a Starbucks shes gonna say no
Now he knows exactly what to do 😂
I thought she didn’t want to get married?
@@arcticashley5271 Yeah she doesn’t just a little joke :D
@@msepiphqny I figured
what if someone made a movie out of whatever the surprise me bitlife button chose... tbh i’d watch it
I’d what it too
Same
It sounds interesting
And tge movue could be called "Suprise me" or sum along those lines
the amount of betrayal i felt in this video
“17 years old has not been good to me at all”
Me: being 17 and life isn’t being good to me
My mind: well same girl
Who the heck disliked she’s a queen-
Edit: omg ty for the likes it the most I’ve ever got (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃❤️ take this heart for who liked :>
Fr haters
She just posted
Dislike bots
😩
Vixella: in list in the military!!
Me : lifts the chocolate rabbit I’m eating in to a salute singing “in the navy”
i've said it before and i'll say it again: your daily uploads are so appreciated! Thank you for taking the time and effort to upload frequently. Love you and stay safe everyone!!
Daily appreciation of Sasha's beautiful hair!!!
I love coming to Sasha every day after school so she can cure my boredom and make me smile! 😀
U only have 9 comments on her channel
Just because I only have nine comments doesn’t mean I don’t watch her every day. 🙄
@@brandis1933 yeah ingore that idiot 💕 they literally make no sense
"and my father didn't even like Cesar" 😂😂😂😂😂 damn, actually laughed at that one
When she plays that game in life 1 and I scream minesweeper....
I have been waiting for this day to come
I miss your BitLife vids
I can’t wait for this to be a disaster 😂
yes
3:53 I was legitimately CRACKING UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂
new title: letting bitlife get my hopes up with a promising future for it to crash and burn
Gloom when her relationship with her dog is at 90%: oh no! My relationship with my dog is so low!
Vixella when her relationship with her dog is at 0%: oh no my relationship with my dog is not great
The ‘hey y’all’ is all I need to make me smile
i feel like my life is controled by a "surprise me" button
Yeess! Another BitLife!!
i just wanted to say, u make me happy, i come strait to ur channel when in sad or upset. you have helped me get through times where i was very vulnerable. i just wanted to say, tysm and i appreciate you. you are flipping amazing and the best/funniest person i have ever met!
💗💗💗
@@Vixella omg I’m about to cry I can’t believe you responded omg omg
🤡🤡🤡
when she broke up with alvaro i was devastated
The mine thing is minesweeper. You have to clear all the boxes that don't have mines and flag the 3 that do to pass it.
Vixella: when is puberty?! I need it
Me: no one has ever uttered those words
The best gift to give in BitLife is a Bitizenship. It maxes out your relationship with parents and other family members, it makes your significant other propose to you on the spot, (no matter how long you’ve been together), and makes your friends and even enemies want to become Best Friends. Sometimes I’ll have a situation like you did with Precious where a friend becomes my enemy for no reason, and I just give them a Bitizenship, and BOOM, we’re Best Friends.
Ahhh it’s so nice to hey the “hey y’all” that always puts a smile on my face ❤️❤️
Hear the “hey y’all”, not hey
I don’t know why I was waiting for this for so long
Her videos make me laugh so hard you don‘t even know.
Vixella: WHAT THE H*LL PRECIOUS? Me: *spits all over my tablet in laughter*
Dying by mine definitely fits the “surprise me” theme... 💣💥
15:45 i was so unprepared for that i nearly spat out my drink. 😭
Omg thank you for bringing back bitlife
I loved ur sims vids but im so happy that ur doing more stuff and branching out in a nice way
Her: I have no friends
Her 1.3 million subs: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
I feel this is why I never choose surprise me in BitLife
He was so good it cured her depression
2:19 when u called ur dog an “It”
Yay bitlife!!! Been a min since she's done one of these 😌❤
7:03 Me in my class when there’s two cute people
2:10 this is really funny to me bc i had a pitbull named Bailey, then i got a boston terrier (Ella) and everyone thought Ella was Bailey's puppy. Sadly, We had to put Bailey down, but i just thought it was funny to me bc the dog is a boston and named Bailey..
Vixella: “Your boyfriend proposed to you with a diamond ring, AT STARBUCKS?! *Holds up coffee* “MY MAN.” *Realizes she has to hit surprise me* Oh,wait, Nooooo.” part made me laugh so hard
1:29 I think you mean "Snitches end up in ditches." Paul Bettany said it best!
Hi
The father and husband purposefully got rid of you so they could be together. Change my mind. 😂
“when’s puberty? i need it.”
-vixella, 2021
Hi there. :D
8:50 This game is called minesweeper. (At start click randomly.) These numbers shows how many mines are around (8 squares). You have to click on safe squares and flag mines. I hope this helped.
Have a great day! (:
Please do more bitlife this is hilarious
This video was so funny to watch, I was so invested😂
We want more Sasha, if it's possible, your reactions are too funny❤
Sasha: * is deployed *
Me: Oooh~ Minesweeper~
Sasha: I don't know what I'm supposed to do! Am I supposed to dessert my post? What am I supposed to do?!
Me: Hasn't she played Minesweeper before?😅
I've played minesweeper before. I don't understand minesweeper.
Vixella: I have no friends *ages up Vixella: Yeah a new friend
Vixella: They left a six years old ... TROUBLEMAKER !!! 10:35
Me : Wait What
“…and my father hated Caesar.”
Bwahahahaha
Keep doing BitLife, yesss!
Sasha: My happiness is so bad.
Me: At least they aren't as bad as your looks... *laughs uncontrollably*
WHEN SHE BROKE UP WITH ALVERO I WAS SO MAD I HATED THE PARENTS LMAO 💀
"surprise me"
oh no here we go again
not me re-watching all of your bitlife vids and re-downloading the app e_e These are always so funny!
you are the best to watch when im feeling sick cause u are so sweet and calm and always make me laugh when i dont feel good
Sasha playing BitLife is the best
I want someone to take me out
Friend: with a 🏑 or on a date
Me: "Surprise me "
Everything happened so fast in the second go I’m crying lmao
I just know- every time it’s a bit life video, it’ll be chaotic
She is alright with arguing with her parents but she's not ok with breaking up. wow i am speechless.
vixella: we're going out with perry
vixella agien: perry the platypus
me: laughs
5:06 she sounds like the person on google maps... lollll
Bitlife be doing you dirty 😂😂
WE LOVE YOU VIXELLA
YESSSSSSSS I MISSED BITLIFE SO MUCH!!! Thank you bestie!! 🥺🥺
OH MY GOSHNESS I NEVER THOUGHT THIS GAME WAS GONNA BE PLAYED THANK YOUU
The BitLife parents really didn’t think it through when they called her brother Master Ella
okay, but when I tell you that I laughed MORE THAN I HAVE ALL WEEK --
Thank you, this was awesome
Definitely make more of these bitlife videos!
1:48
that last name tho 👏👏👏
Midoriya and Iida are the only ones that make canonical sense
Omg love the bit life videos
Ly Sasha ❤❤❤
"whoops! forgot I was a minor!" 🤣
If you join any if the military careers in Bitlife you need to learn how to play Minesweeper. The numbers tell you how many mines are around it. The number 1 means that tile touches only 1 mine. 2 means it touches 2 mines. 3 touches 3 mines. Ect. Mines can touch the numbers on the top, bottom, left, right, and diagonally.
i've watched three of your videos and i already love all of them- 😃
Who needs self promotion when the game does it for you. 😂
Shrimp toast crunch 😂 it really is up to date!
"Oh no I have no friends!"
"Just like real life..."
Us: GURL WHAT ARE WE ROACHES
We’re fans,not friends
Yes
However much we all want to be her friend we have to accept that we’re just fans
0:11 April 27th! That's my birthday! Lol
"well i guess im not pregnant anymore"😭😭😭😭😂
Waited for this so long. Finally !!!!
Okay but can we talk about that hoodie? SO CUTEEEEEE
I feel so heartbroken rn so I binge watch your videos cause you make me feel better
Yes we love that non Sims content 💓
**Not hating the Sims**