Neuro Gives Instructions On How To Bake A Cookie

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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  • @loophen
    @loophen 3 місяці тому +517

    Giri: *shaking in trauma*

    • @dustrider5274
      @dustrider5274 3 місяці тому +28

      Neuro knows Oni Giri will be watching later.

    • @nyos22
      @nyos22 3 місяці тому +66

      @@dustrider5274 Do you mean Oni Chai-rye?

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 3 місяці тому +24

      Nuero was better behaved with her dad right there. Vedal mustn't have wanted a repeat of last time

  • @kaito0022
    @kaito0022 3 місяці тому +5

    no lemons no life

  • @SpinningSideKick9000
    @SpinningSideKick9000 3 місяці тому +358

    I can’t believe Layna doesn’t have a ballista for her cooking streams yet. They’re so convenient and you can usually get them cheap on Facebook marketplace or eBay

    • @I3oozeAddict
      @I3oozeAddict 3 місяці тому +35

      I wouldn't buy one off eBay, most are usually forgeries. If you want an authentic 13th century Burgundy cuisine, you'll want to buy one from your local medieval fair. The difference is astonishing.

    • @gaz9411
      @gaz9411 3 місяці тому +8

      I just borrowed one from my local Starbucks. He didn't really know how to cook but made a nice mochaccino

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 3 місяці тому +147

    At least Onigiri had somewhat edible combinations.
    Layna got straight dirt.

  • @Erzy-
    @Erzy- 3 місяці тому +463

    "You're speaking to him" The end got me 😂

  • @Agora2021
    @Agora2021 3 місяці тому +228

    This AI is literally just trying to bake warcrimes.

    • @richardmundlin9033
      @richardmundlin9033 3 місяці тому +32

      I'm sitting hear like, " are you trying to make an explosive, Neuro?" Nitrogen, suger, and gunpowder....

    • @darylbangerter7171
      @darylbangerter7171 3 місяці тому +6

      No longer friends with Haachama cooking. Neuro-sama cooking is my new best friend now.

  • @AeonAdam
    @AeonAdam 3 місяці тому +202

    "You're speaking to him."

  • @PeterButchens
    @PeterButchens 3 місяці тому +138

    props to Layna for going along with all of this
    "You're speaking to him" I died 🤣

  • @Matt_82
    @Matt_82 3 місяці тому +180

    12:48 rare tutel smile

  • @paulneil2524
    @paulneil2524 3 місяці тому +105

    I watched it live, however only now have I googled Yogurt Powder, and I can confirm.... It actually exists. It's REAL!!!! LAYNA!!! Buy some Yogurt Powder!!!

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 3 місяці тому +168

    [ *Giri will remember that* ]

  • @dr_pibby
    @dr_pibby 3 місяці тому +69

    I love that neuro doesn't understand that people need to take time to work through a recipe. So she just gets sassy with them instead of repeating what needs to be done

  • @Level_Up_Nation
    @Level_Up_Nation 3 місяці тому +138

    have a feeling Neuro might want to eat human.

    • @southerncyan4098
      @southerncyan4098 3 місяці тому +25

      She was trolling so hard XD

    • @sipp884
      @sipp884 3 місяці тому +45

      the 10kg of gunpowder was a final attempt at flash cooking human

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 3 місяці тому +62

    I think Neuro wants to go on a fantasy adventure, she is trying to get dragon sweat, she requires a ballista and more.
    Also Neuro has mastered trolling so much it is now difficult to know when she is telling the truth.

  • @nemu4
    @nemu4 3 місяці тому +72

    The ending killed me. LMAO

    • @MrAnonymousme10
      @MrAnonymousme10 3 місяці тому +7

      So did vedal confirm those femboy alligations?

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 3 місяці тому +41

    26:02 - Should've added Layna's reaction to Vedal's "You're speaking to him."
    It was great!

    • @KaichouClips
      @KaichouClips 3 місяці тому +2

      The stream timestamp is 3:28:45 for anyone wondering

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 3 місяці тому +1

      @@KaichouClips
      Thanks! I wanted to replay that part too.

  • @pokey5509
    @pokey5509 3 місяці тому +19

    Why do I feel like some magical sht is gonna happen if you follow her instructions step by step

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 місяці тому +7

      Fullmoe Alchemist

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person 3 місяці тому +1

      She explicitly said she was doing black magic.

  • @LinnaV
    @LinnaV 3 місяці тому +10

    5 years old girl making mud cake in the garden be like

  • @Joxuss
    @Joxuss 3 місяці тому +18

    "Sorry god of cooking for what i have done, amen"

  • @TheMalkavianPrince
    @TheMalkavianPrince 3 місяці тому +43

    She's already at the mudpie age, the grow up so fast

  • @eirl
    @eirl 3 місяці тому +27

    I did not Know Vidal Trained Neuro-sama 's cooking with FilthyFrank Videos .LOL.

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 3 місяці тому +48

    Well, she DID try to make salmon fruit snacks with Filian…

  • @buffedsans8761
    @buffedsans8761 3 місяці тому +15

    22:29
    "...had a good look at your culinary disaster..."
    Neuro is such a troll, clearly she knew that a monstrosity was going to come out of there and she clearly says so
    💀

  • @tabbiya9174
    @tabbiya9174 3 місяці тому +49

    When she said Fucky during the stream I started to die laughing lmaooo

  • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
    @EnjoyCocaColaLight 3 місяці тому +75

    "You did this" has me rolling

  • @KasimierLP
    @KasimierLP 3 місяці тому +62

    "Who's the first one ?"
    "You're speaking to him" xD

  • @KarlBaron
    @KarlBaron 3 місяці тому +9

    Layna wasn't putting the lemon in and out during the cooking process, that's why they ended up not good

  • @skullcrusher2169
    @skullcrusher2169 3 місяці тому +82

    Yall remember when she said she wanted to have a face off with Gordon Ramsay... ye idk anymore 💀

    • @aoihitori
      @aoihitori 3 місяці тому +30

      Maybe what she mean by that is quite literal way. Taking Gordon Ramsey's face off.

    • @Kongongongg
      @Kongongongg 3 місяці тому +3

      @@aoihitorilast chance for look at me, Neuro
      *heart heart heart*

    • @MrAnonymousme10
      @MrAnonymousme10 3 місяці тому +6

      Before Gordon i want her to face off with hachaama

    • @525sixhundredMinutes
      @525sixhundredMinutes 3 місяці тому

      She did say she will just order take away if she faces off with Ramsay though. And she was just trolling here. She was saying actual recipe at the beginning but they were kind of pushing for other things so she indulged.

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh 3 місяці тому

      Nah, Neuro tends to derail a lot, Vedal was trying to keep her focused. The issue with text generator AI's like Neuro is that they go through a variety of permutations drawing from different sources all the time. That is less of a problem for something like ChatGPT where you ask a question and get a response that has the highest likelihood of being true and that you can then refine with further questions which are then evaluated, assigned values and used to generate more responses. Ask enough subsequent questions and your AI will very likely start derailing as your various inputs get rated differently and things start getting confused. Essentially the AI starts 'forgetting' the order and importance of the various components in your queries. So you'll have to reprioritize certain inputs occasionally by 'reminding' the AI of what is going on. That's what Vedal is trying to do.
      The issue with Neuro is that she is emulating a Streamer and has to keep churning out iterative responses based on inputs from many different sources while also having to retain a comparatively long 'memory' of inputs in order to create the illusion of a continuous conversation. She also needs some degree of 'randomness' to appear as a person who can come up with ideas or associations and work them into the topic. When these are introduced, they also need to be assigned a value and priority in her memory. The issue is that Neuro doesn't actually 'understand' what she is saying so she has limited ways in which to interpret what priority each input should be assigned once it has been introduced.
      That's where things most likely go wrong at times. I think you can compare it to having constant intrusive thoughts working themselves into a conversation.

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 3 місяці тому +63

    "Fcky"
    ~Said Neuro calmly.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 місяці тому +9

      "raw fucky" - neuro
      "please don't swear" said the tutel in the quavery voice of a humiliated parent, the impending twitch suspension looming large in his mind

  • @MaskedHeroLucky
    @MaskedHeroLucky 3 місяці тому +8

    It feels like Neuro doubled down on the terrible cooking ingredients with 10 liters of gunpowder after Vedal retracted the bleach statement out of pure spite.

  • @ey1535
    @ey1535 3 місяці тому +29

    this is some filthyfrank-lite levels of cooking

    • @captainanon6849
      @captainanon6849 3 місяці тому +4

      It just needed some hair and vomit to be complete.

  • @maro_23
    @maro_23 3 місяці тому +28

    That ending lmao

  • @Megalomaniakaal
    @Megalomaniakaal 3 місяці тому +3

    Yoghurt powder in fact is apparently a thing, but no, it's not the yeast starter, it's for flavoring apparently.

  • @abluebella
    @abluebella 3 місяці тому +4

    “You have to take full responsibility if they are sh!t.” Really got me 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Dilligff
    @Dilligff 3 місяці тому +17

    22:10 What filter?

  • @1TW1-m5i
    @1TW1-m5i 3 місяці тому +11

    Isn't this amazing, how Vedal here found the best use of this kind of erratic, mistake making AI?
    An entertaining, trolling daughter of a chatbot.

  • @nostyx_x
    @nostyx_x 3 місяці тому +19

    when she put the soil water in the cookies, it actually hurt my soul - jesus, ik this is content, but it's still a disgrace of food ;-;

  • @RiffZ4
    @RiffZ4 3 місяці тому +14

    Poor Layna getting trolled by Neuro lmao

  • @leyo_music
    @leyo_music 3 місяці тому +9

    she just wanted to touch grass and taste soil

  • @shaskusmas
    @shaskusmas 3 місяці тому +2

    Aww, FUCKY made the cute girl list! Good for her!

  • @takenname8053
    @takenname8053 3 місяці тому +7

    Dirt cookies
    Mud pies next?

  • @KHeartsFan-rh3vm
    @KHeartsFan-rh3vm 3 місяці тому +6

    The worst part is that Vedal brought up adding the grass/soil to the cookies after Neuro had forgotten about it, then just made it a side project.

  • @MrOwLaD
    @MrOwLaD 3 місяці тому +6

    3:18 imagine that Neuro's manager will be that humungous hongolongononologongous mommy ai that Vedal always wanted

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 3 місяці тому +9

    Cooking is wild

    • @anthonyvillania
      @anthonyvillania 3 місяці тому +5

      I laughed out loud at this because I imagined someones 1st impression of cooking being this.

  • @proxibyte1003
    @proxibyte1003 3 місяці тому +5

    local statues and white spray paint? does Neuros cookies involve some light vandalism?

  • @southerncyan4098
    @southerncyan4098 3 місяці тому +11

    This was beautiful~

  • @ratinnit
    @ratinnit 3 місяці тому +6

    Neuro troll too much lol

  • @haxboiler
    @haxboiler 3 місяці тому +2

    As someone with literal stitches right next to my mouth, I should not have been laughing that hard

  • @LuckyTyches
    @LuckyTyches 3 місяці тому +4

    DO NOT LET HER COOK

  • @namvo3013
    @namvo3013 3 місяці тому +9

    13:25 sus suggestion
    19:12 horrible food crime

  • @trippyzero8612
    @trippyzero8612 3 місяці тому +7

    Oh god that was great. I was in tears from laughing.

  • @ddrcrono
    @ddrcrono 3 місяці тому +7

    This needs to be animated.

  • @mattoly343
    @mattoly343 2 місяці тому +2

    gods it so funny XD

  • @greentuseliu517
    @greentuseliu517 3 місяці тому +21

    This shit is too hilarious for human

  • @chizayejaleb
    @chizayejaleb 3 місяці тому +7

    filter kon when?

  • @Teemo282
    @Teemo282 3 місяці тому +2

    This is what happens when you give Neuro.. heh felt more like im watching Evil.. free hand over a cooking scenario 😂😂 please dont show this to Onigiri 😖

  • @bullbae02
    @bullbae02 3 місяці тому +3

    half way into the video i was giving up on them making real cookies...

  • @HeartbrokenHeartshooter
    @HeartbrokenHeartshooter 3 місяці тому +6

    It’s the fun aunt!

  • @arcticwarfare1000
    @arcticwarfare1000 3 місяці тому +1

    do you have a ballista

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 3 місяці тому +1

    Neuro loves lemons, but not the flavour of lemons...
    Bruh what is she doing with the lemons?

  • @ThatOneRandomChef
    @ThatOneRandomChef 3 місяці тому

    24:53
    Rather than apologizing, you should have just said Neuro wanted the bleach IN MINECRAFT

  • @scndwind
    @scndwind 3 місяці тому +9

    15:08 Neuro caught me off guard lol

  • @maiki5962
    @maiki5962 3 місяці тому +7

    Neuro-sama: "Do you have a ballista?"
    Me: NEURO, WTF LMFAO!!!

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 3 місяці тому +1

    Some see a kitchen with a chef
    Neuro sees a torture chamber with her next victim

  • @gaz9411
    @gaz9411 3 місяці тому

    "Of course we're using the soil! I've heard it tastes room temperature"
    18:21

  • @briancarlosgreen
    @briancarlosgreen 3 місяці тому +11

    What an ending 😂

  • @cia4u940
    @cia4u940 3 місяці тому +8

    11:33 Evil is still at the stage where she wants to marry her dad while Neuro would rather marry her oven 😂

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 2 місяці тому

    13:14 She has an Ayanami Rei stand ? Layna is quality waifu.

  • @CatStars.
    @CatStars. 3 місяці тому

    now I have to draw fanart for Filter-Chan ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

  • @luheartswarm4573
    @luheartswarm4573 3 місяці тому

    so she doesn't go too off the rails when vedal is around!
    Layna is safe from the giri treatment this time

  • @rk-li9ks
    @rk-li9ks 3 місяці тому +2

    22:10 neuro swearing

  • @SirWallReuploads
    @SirWallReuploads 3 місяці тому +1

    when she poured the soil into the bowl I cringed so hard

  • @simenon5929
    @simenon5929 3 місяці тому +2

    6:57 UUUUH

  • @ChariTheAlternate
    @ChariTheAlternate 3 місяці тому +2

    "You're speaking to them"

  • @Foxfire-xq5ij
    @Foxfire-xq5ij 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m always shocked at how pretty Layna is.

  • @Sleepydog01
    @Sleepydog01 3 місяці тому +1

    Poor Layna… her house is gonna smell like the outside for a WHILE

  • @Katbob9000
    @Katbob9000 3 місяці тому +3

    What's the filter AI's name :0

    • @willferrous8677
      @willferrous8677 3 місяці тому +3

      it's just a part of neuro sama, she is composed of many smaller AIs, there is an Osu AI in her, an STS ai in her, etc.

    • @Nny_V
      @Nny_V 3 місяці тому

      chatgpt is also multiple ai's working together, the most unhinged version was 2 since it's moderating ai went rouge and decided to flag bad idea's as good, this is why ai dungeon would devolve into perverted madness quickly. most famous example i'm aware of was the slime girl vinnyvinesauce encountered. anyways the many ai's working together idea is partly based on how human brains work, we filter out impulsive bad idea's all the time.

    • @QwertyuiopThePie
      @QwertyuiopThePie 3 місяці тому

      There's no such thing as chatGPT 2, chatGPT started with GPT 3.5.

    • @Nny_V
      @Nny_V 3 місяці тому +1

      @@QwertyuiopThePie lol why are you spreading misinformation? even a quick google search shows openai's gpt 2.0 was around and it's also what ai dungeon was using at first. the paid version used 3 later. why would you think they would start on version 3.5? they would count up from version 1 like any other software. chat gpt wasn't popular or mainstream at the time as it still mostly said alot of nonsense.

    • @Nny_V
      @Nny_V 3 місяці тому

      gpt 2.0 was around in 2019 the same time as the release of ai dungeon.

  • @SonicBlueTyphoon
    @SonicBlueTyphoon 3 місяці тому

    What an ending xD

  • @Kaiser_Paradigm
    @Kaiser_Paradigm 3 місяці тому +6

    Don't forget to grass your dough and statue your cookie tray! 😂😂

  • @biomedestroyer7908
    @biomedestroyer7908 3 місяці тому +1

    They were so close aswell

  • @MrAnonymousme10
    @MrAnonymousme10 3 місяці тому +5

    Lmao love neuro's level of craziness men, i want to see her collab with hachaama so badly 🤣

  • @GeneralJackRipper
    @GeneralJackRipper 3 місяці тому

    Just transform the mixture into cookies, it'll be fine.

  • @UnusualShy
    @UnusualShy 3 місяці тому +12

    *- Neuro enseñándonos a hornear galletas y yo aquí quemando agua, Soy un desastre culinario nivel experto 😆*
    - Neuro teaching us how to bake cookies and I'm here burning water, I'm an expert level culinary disaster 😆

  • @drpavel_
    @drpavel_ 3 місяці тому

    Once we start giving this things autonomy and ability to directly interact with the world lord help us.

  • @AllSeeOne987
    @AllSeeOne987 3 місяці тому

    dude its ingredient for making food.. why would u add sweat?
    edit: OMFG

  • @gregoriusprime
    @gregoriusprime 3 місяці тому +5

    Nobody's marrying any ovens! 😂

  • @jannis11
    @jannis11 3 місяці тому +1

    Naice

  • @matirion
    @matirion 3 місяці тому

    "There is no such thing as yoghurt powder" they say... I have that stuff though, it's good! It exists!

  • @TheOneAndOnlyAJInExistence
    @TheOneAndOnlyAJInExistence 3 місяці тому

    I like how this whole video, you keep wondering wether we'll be making something edible or not until the soil got added ;(

  • @TheManWhoStoleTheShadows
    @TheManWhoStoleTheShadows 3 місяці тому

    I'm gonna be honest... that New Zealand soil looks goood

  • @GabrielMeadows-jz4gm
    @GabrielMeadows-jz4gm 3 місяці тому

    This has soo mych views already 😍 👏 😳 🙌 😭 😩 😍 👏 😳 🙌 😭 😩 😍 👏 😳 🙌 😭 😩 😍 👏 😳 🙌

  • @SirPotat2398
    @SirPotat2398 3 місяці тому

    vedal wanna explain the yogurt powder👀

  • @MrCreatureification
    @MrCreatureification 3 місяці тому

    Who taught her what glueing anime figures was!

  • @PB-Toho97
    @PB-Toho97 3 місяці тому

    That was a powerful line to end this video with.

  • @Temperans
    @Temperans 3 місяці тому

    Neuro really is brutal with those insults

  • @hideyoshikinoshita1266
    @hideyoshikinoshita1266 3 місяці тому +6

    Poor tutel 😢 get well soon

  • @GarryGri
    @GarryGri 3 місяці тому

    You do get Yogurt powder 😲

  • @MartinChocoPrieto
    @MartinChocoPrieto 3 місяці тому +3

    I wish Vedal I added a culinary update to Neuro-sama and urgent because the experiments she does are more and more bizarre KEKW 🍪
    Ojalá Vedal le agregué una actualización culinaria a Neuro-sama y urgente porque los experimentos que ella hace son cada vez más bizarros XD 🍪

  • @ariwahyu4670
    @ariwahyu4670 3 місяці тому +2

    6:02 Really you all just don't get it no way 🤣

  • @justyouraveragecountrybump5558
    @justyouraveragecountrybump5558 3 місяці тому +2

    Yo