Making the World's Purest Cookie

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    In this video, we attempt to make the world's purest cookie and to see how it compares to a regular cookie. In my opinion, it has to be better, because it's pure.
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  • @NileBlue
    @NileBlue  11 місяців тому +40630

    I forgot to mention it in the video, but we did not pull a vacuum in the oven! It is just vacuum sealed and some air gets pushed out when it's closed. I think pulling a vacuum would have murdered the cookie.

  • @Deeply_Unhinged_Goblin
    @Deeply_Unhinged_Goblin 11 місяців тому +15401

    The cameraman coaching Nile through basic baking practices was truly the blind leading the blind.

    • @HansMaximum
      @HansMaximum 11 місяців тому +827

      Truly one of the baking videos on UA-cam.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 11 місяців тому +301

      @HansMaximum Some might even call it one of the baking videos of all time!

    • @DarkCelestialConsciousness
      @DarkCelestialConsciousness 9 місяців тому +41

      Lmfao op. But ya he should get a Guinness for worlds first lab cookie XP

    • @PunkIAm
      @PunkIAm 9 місяців тому +43

      That is why they would go with science degrees instead of culinary ones

    • @TheOfficialTab
      @TheOfficialTab 9 місяців тому +62

      Like watching a human explain to an alien how desserts work.

  • @arlenburton9490
    @arlenburton9490 11 місяців тому +74385

    Watching two men who have never baked a cookie bake a $5k cookie is an experience

    • @marvin19966
      @marvin19966 11 місяців тому +2881

      you are a men watcher

    • @nox6438
      @nox6438 11 місяців тому +2660

      @@marvin19966 we watch men indeed

    • @kayburcky7146
      @kayburcky7146 11 місяців тому +1398

      ​@@nox6438i watch men watch men in the comments, we are not the same

    • @ergile172
      @ergile172 11 місяців тому +900

      nah the camera guy definitely baked cookies before

    • @nox6438
      @nox6438 11 місяців тому +233

      @@kayburcky7146 i watch men that watch men watch men in the comments, we are doppelgängers

  • @7thsluglord363
    @7thsluglord363 2 місяці тому +2765

    An alien attempts to blend in with human society by crafting a native favorite recipe, the kuukee

    • @Jwaukechon
      @Jwaukechon 2 місяці тому +8

      Lol

    • @youdeservethis
      @youdeservethis 2 місяці тому +71

      Now I must eeeeet the kuukee and swalloh. Dam it swalloh. Blen in.

    • @arli5438
      @arli5438 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@youdeservethis😂😂

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio Місяць тому +3

      All of these comments are gold

    • @a.e.3984
      @a.e.3984 Місяць тому +10

      How much could it cost, 5000 Earth Money?
      (P. S. I know USD isn't universal Earth money, personally I live in an Euro country and I've never even been to the US)

  • @literallycharlie8144
    @literallycharlie8144 2 місяці тому +458

    As a baker this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Two men bake the most expensive cookie on the planet, freaking out because it’s cracking on the edges

    • @joshuecanary
      @joshuecanary Місяць тому +5

      do you have any insights on why it tasted bad?

    • @lovelessamphitheater4287
      @lovelessamphitheater4287 Місяць тому

      Yeah me too I wanna know too

    • @lizardobalagtasjr.
      @lizardobalagtasjr. 27 днів тому +13

      probably the purity of ingredients kills the flavor mostly

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea 19 днів тому +14

      ​@@lizardobalagtasjr.Also they did nearly every f****** step wrong

    • @nugget9190
      @nugget9190 16 днів тому +22

      @@joshuecanarybecause half the ingrediants literally said 'DO NOT EAT/ NOT FOR HUMAN EATING' so that probaly helped alot.

  • @alexclairmont
    @alexclairmont 10 місяців тому +7019

    This feels like a skit where two aliens try to do something really ordinary and basic to try and fit in with humans and many shenanigans ensue lmaooo I love it

    • @Almighty_1
      @Almighty_1 10 місяців тому +102

      Not knowing ANYTHING about cooking and baking at their age is depressing

    • @madtownn7889
      @madtownn7889 10 місяців тому +273

      ​@@Almighty_1yeah but their alchemy offsets the depressing parts

    • @gooseinatuxedo
      @gooseinatuxedo 9 місяців тому +50

      ​@@Almighty_1I think you need to turn your empathy down a bit

    • @Almighty_1
      @Almighty_1 9 місяців тому +58

      @@gooseinatuxedo I don't think you understand the meaning of empathy

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 9 місяців тому +98

      ​@@Almighty_1I've been cooking my whole life and can easily eyeball the ingredients and cooking times of a stir fry, but I'd probably be just as confused at baking

  • @Robin-pn6bh
    @Robin-pn6bh 11 місяців тому +11227

    Him calmly handling substances that could easily kill him but panicking about making a cookie is absolutely hilarious

    • @leanna5733
      @leanna5733 11 місяців тому +70

      Fr😭

    • @evelyncarsten6660
      @evelyncarsten6660 11 місяців тому +271

      Not all the substances that could kill him cost $5000 lmao

    • @SomeRanDumbDude
      @SomeRanDumbDude 11 місяців тому +174

      No kidding , if I’m not mistaken he distilled mercury (that may have been Cody’sLab) but I’ve seen him distill stuff that would kill him and his parents whole subdivision in their garage … but watching them so out of their element is vary fun … I recommend the toilet paper moonshine video

    • @medali5615
      @medali5615 11 місяців тому +34

      ​@@evelyncarsten6660i'd rather lose 5k than burn my face

    • @energy360msp9
      @energy360msp9 11 місяців тому +2

      @@evelyncarsten6660 the person is talking ab other videos not this one

  • @elementaldemon4624
    @elementaldemon4624 3 місяці тому +1869

    in their effort to make the purest cookie they forgot the purest ingredient of all. love.

  • @tentedeagle5401
    @tentedeagle5401 Місяць тому +236

    Hearing Nile freak out about the cracking is the funniest thing I've ever heard

    • @SuperiorGT7
      @SuperiorGT7 Місяць тому

      ,lol

    • @bloob11
      @bloob11 Місяць тому +5

      it's definitely a science reaction

    • @avokka
      @avokka Місяць тому +2

      I understand his reaction tbh, any reaction is noteworthy in chemistry

  • @lettersnstuff
    @lettersnstuff 11 місяців тому +13609

    Nigel: *turns gloves into grape soda*
    also Nigel: *has never seen cookie dough*

    • @SdSd.01
      @SdSd.01 11 місяців тому +73

      Isnt it supposed to be nile

    • @Altronic-
      @Altronic- 11 місяців тому +585

      @@SdSd.01 nigel is his real name

    • @SdSd.01
      @SdSd.01 11 місяців тому +198

      Oh ok this is my second time watching so sorry

    • @CSpottsGaming
      @CSpottsGaming 11 місяців тому +290

      ​@@SdSd.01 You're good, I've watched him many times and also didn't know his real name until looking at comments on this video.

    • @chocolatlait
      @chocolatlait 11 місяців тому +151

      How has he never seen cookie dough 😭

  • @mattgolman
    @mattgolman 11 місяців тому +6305

    I love that Nigel apparently didn't think to try baking a normal cookie first to try the process. He just jumped straight to an inedible $2k lab grade cookie.

    • @sinenomine7405
      @sinenomine7405 11 місяців тому +17

      Nigel? 😂

    • @BelindaShort
      @BelindaShort 11 місяців тому +381

      @@sinenomine7405 That's his name

    • @RPRosen-ki2fk
      @RPRosen-ki2fk 11 місяців тому +533

      You're so right. He also had access to an EXPERT CONSULTANT, Nana would have set him straight. Grandmothers everywhere are cringing.

    • @coco864
      @coco864 11 місяців тому +41

      ​@@sinenomine7405 did you just lost some braincell bro ?

    • @TheGuyCalledX
      @TheGuyCalledX 11 місяців тому +179

      Using a vacuum oven when the whole point of baking soda is to create bubbles 🤦

  • @brianbuddy2ACP
    @brianbuddy2ACP 2 місяці тому +725

    Ultra Pure Chocolate: "Not for human consumption"
    Also Ultra Pure Chocolate: "Baking Chocolate"

    • @ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed
      @ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed Місяць тому +21

      Im guessing the label means not to eat it without putting it into something else. Dont just eat it out the package? Im grasping hairs here. I have no idea.

    • @Nimacas
      @Nimacas Місяць тому

      The reference material was made for Science, to anaylse. But it should be safe to eat, just not intended for it. I saw a documentation of the facility that sells the ref materials, and I think to remember they said that so they dont need some health certificates or so. @@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed

    • @pemanilnoob587
      @pemanilnoob587 Місяць тому +13

      It’s not pure
      It’s made for science use stuff
      The channel how to cook that made a video on this stuff

    • @sydurgraham7760
      @sydurgraham7760 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqedI think the idea is that when food companies are creating products, they use the products like these to create what would be the "purest form" of the product, so that they can test it for things like caloric content and have a model for what the product is supposed to be like.

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne Місяць тому +8

      ​@@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed no thats not what it means.. it just means the seller does not want to have to deal with the food and drug administration

  • @DBUCKS1988
    @DBUCKS1988 3 місяці тому +425

    "this doesn't taste like it has a soul in it" is such a culinary insult.
    These 2 have some awesome quotes throughout their videos.

  • @dylanjonesSD
    @dylanjonesSD 11 місяців тому +5795

    I can’t believe Nile didn’t practice baking a normal set of cookies first

    • @RAWproducions
      @RAWproducions 11 місяців тому +460

      It would’ve ruined the whole video. Watching them stumble through it is hilarious.

    • @val_val_
      @val_val_ 11 місяців тому +182

      Exactly my thought. You would think he would test first with flower THAT'S NOT FUCKING 1000$

    • @alanpeter5527
      @alanpeter5527 11 місяців тому +108

      @@val_val_ ah yes flower🌻

    • @val_val_
      @val_val_ 11 місяців тому +67

      @@alanpeter5527 yes of course, everyone knows that you bake cookies with some good flowers lol

    • @fiachrahackett
      @fiachrahackett 11 місяців тому +72

      Absolutely needs to be a control cookie, thats like basic science.

  • @matthewlobel2421
    @matthewlobel2421 11 місяців тому +6106

    Can you synthesize grape soda from rubber gloves?
    Nile: Yeah, easily!
    Can you make a chocolate chip cookie?
    Nile: hell nah that shits hard

    • @KZG.Silent_Scribe
      @KZG.Silent_Scribe 11 місяців тому +112

      Harder than making hot sauce from gloves??

    • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
      @GAMINGOBRIEN69 11 місяців тому +8

      True

    • @cyka6blat989
      @cyka6blat989 11 місяців тому +6

      Best comment

    • @Dexanimus
      @Dexanimus 11 місяців тому +79

      Step one: boil water
      Nile: "what am i a chemist?"

    • @NarkySawtooth.
      @NarkySawtooth. 11 місяців тому +28

      You say that, but during the grape soda bit I kept thinking "Oh, he's just synthesizing this one component and knows that grape soda is, like, a lot more than it."
      And then he didn't.
      Oops.

  • @xWatcher47x
    @xWatcher47x 3 місяці тому +199

    the ammount of times that i could tell neither of you had ever made cookies in your lives was astonishing

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 Місяць тому +8

      I think camera man has slightly more experience 😂

  • @murilograciano7511
    @murilograciano7511 Місяць тому +56

    The Alchemist freaking out with his humunculus cookie cracking is peak comedy...

  • @heikaikki4824
    @heikaikki4824 10 місяців тому +7753

    I love how Nile can turn gloves into hot sauce and paint into soda, but not cookie dough into a cookie.

  • @darkentheday9655
    @darkentheday9655 11 місяців тому +4508

    Man, the fact that he didn't try to bake regular cookies before making this one just to know the process is wild.

    • @schlieffenman957
      @schlieffenman957 11 місяців тому +254

      Should've done that as a control, just to make sure it wasn't his lab equipment or something that ruined the taste instead of the purity of the cookie.

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 11 місяців тому +133

      It was irking the shit out of me especially considering how much those ingredients are

    • @krh6239
      @krh6239 11 місяців тому +32

      Hurts my soul

    • @assmaster420
      @assmaster420 11 місяців тому +92

      fur reals, oh no its cracking oh no,,,,,,has he never even ate a real cookie?

    • @ArtZ00
      @ArtZ00 11 місяців тому +52

      You're expecting too much of this guy... Nile red in the other hand

  • @fluffernaut9905
    @fluffernaut9905 Місяць тому +142

    This is really quite remarkable:
    My Mother is a Baker,
    My Father is a Research Chemist,
    Both were impressed by how bad this experiment was done.
    My mother because of the lack of a defined baking procedure for the cookie, the fact that you didnt watch a single video of how to shape a cookie on a pan, and the fact you made 1 single huge cookie instead of spreading the cookie dough to multiple cookies.
    My father from you lack of accuracy and how you handled the ingredients. You threw them around, dumped them, and "shot from the hip" when measuing for Vanilla extract and more things i dont understand.
    But i was just happy i got to see the shook and rattled look on their faces.

    • @trekkiejunk
      @trekkiejunk 15 днів тому +3

      I'm surprised that your dad, the ''research chemist'' didn't also tell you that none of the ingredients were actually pure, and the only thing this video shows you is ''Young guy makes cookie for first time." Those ingredients are simply control samples used to test lab equipment. They have not be certified ''pure," and the idea of this being the world's purest cookie is just 100% wrong.

    • @fluffernaut9905
      @fluffernaut9905 14 днів тому +1

      @@trekkiejunk yeah that's something I don't know. I'm just happy, I should have taken a picture of their faces. It. Was. _Perfect._

    • @RubALamp
      @RubALamp 11 днів тому

      @@trekkiejunkbeing a pedant is just the best, right?

  • @Kittenquest
    @Kittenquest Місяць тому +140

    Nile making a cookie shape instead of rolling it into a ball and freaking out when it started cracking. 😂
    Such a beautiful project.

  • @ames_virosa
    @ames_virosa 11 місяців тому +11645

    I’m glad that Nile has a cameraman who guides him through the human experience

    • @XianMMD
      @XianMMD 11 місяців тому +257

      yea. god bless for cameraman!

    • @FrozenFzt-qy2nd
      @FrozenFzt-qy2nd 11 місяців тому +88

      Mispelled Experience with Experiment

    • @defectivepikachu4582
      @defectivepikachu4582 11 місяців тому +172

      the design is very human

    • @X420Niko
      @X420Niko 11 місяців тому +1

      @@lukeobrien3460 No, you are wrong!

    • @crimsonscriticalcorner9048
      @crimsonscriticalcorner9048 11 місяців тому +92

      Yeah he has to constantly remind Nile how to be human

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 11 місяців тому +4780

    Nile is the epitome of never setting foot outside of a lab. No way he doesn't know that cookies naturally has cracks 😭

    • @rileymerson8781
      @rileymerson8781 11 місяців тому +443

      Nile has me literally rethinking the phrase:
      “Cooking is art, baking is chemistry”

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 11 місяців тому +120

      Dude other people in the comments were questioning it too…… like were people raised on mars?!!

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee 11 місяців тому +134

      And seeing him make the cookie into a cookie shape before baking was beyond painful. You are meant to just make a ball and as the butter melts, so does the cookie and then it spreads out into the cookie shape. After allowing it to cool, the butter solidifies and subsequently so does the cookie.

    • @Znivs5
      @Znivs5 11 місяців тому +26

      @@Ripa-Moramee to be fair he wasn't using butter

    • @Ripa-Moramee
      @Ripa-Moramee 11 місяців тому +66

      @@Znivs5 the coconut oil replaces this. Notice how the coconut oil was hard and he had to heat it up to melt it so he could get it out of the container? It works (kinda) the same way. It's a substitute. A vegan one, if you think about it.

  • @user-vi5vn1gm6p
    @user-vi5vn1gm6p Місяць тому +36

    “Jesse, we need to cook the purest cookie”
    -Nigelberg

  • @mustafamalik4211
    @mustafamalik4211 Місяць тому +19

    Label: 'Not for human consumption'
    Nile: Thank you for the suggestion

  • @retiredbeard
    @retiredbeard 11 місяців тому +3893

    Purity is the first thing that comes to mind when think about cookies.

    • @esquizofreniasobrenatural
      @esquizofreniasobrenatural 11 місяців тому +113

      ​@Don't Read My Profile Picture i can't read

    • @obvra
      @obvra 11 місяців тому +34

      ​@@esquizofreniasobrenatural damn 😪

    • @graeme.davidson
      @graeme.davidson 11 місяців тому +41

      Of course, cookies and cocaine you have to have purity.

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 11 місяців тому

      @@DontReadMyProfilePicture.18 ua-cam.com/video/-jnyB3o3jk8/v-deo.html

    • @OPOS-el7tj
      @OPOS-el7tj 11 місяців тому

      ​@@obvra based username

  • @MethosTR
    @MethosTR 11 місяців тому +7155

    The fact that Nile is more comfortable with making super dangerous stuff like Chromyl Chloride than baking cookies is just hilarious.

    • @user-gu9yq5sj7c
      @user-gu9yq5sj7c 11 місяців тому +87

      I think a lot of people don't or haven't baked a cookie. It's not as common as people think. Especially in a culture of some people hardly cooking at all and just eating lots of prepackaged foods, fast food, or junk food.

    • @kingmorgan5047
      @kingmorgan5047 11 місяців тому +176

      "I've never seen cookie dough before" immediately had me going "yes, that can happen when you've only recently arrived on Earth" because i have extreme difficulty believing anyone could live long enough to get a college education without ever seeing cookies being baked or ads for pre-mixed dough or something like that.

    • @omarsayed993
      @omarsayed993 11 місяців тому +28

      ​@@kingmorgan5047not everyone lives in America, not everyone has cookies in their culture

    • @arturnicaciodeandrade9861
      @arturnicaciodeandrade9861 11 місяців тому +60

      ​@@omarsayed993 most people on youtube has seen or eating cookies though. I'm brazilian, not one of the cultures within my country bake cookies, yet I still know what they are somewhat know how to make them.

    • @dontcallmenate2274
      @dontcallmenate2274 11 місяців тому +32

      @@omarsayed993 Nile is Canadian.

  • @WhaIHuhWhatDoYouMean
    @WhaIHuhWhatDoYouMean Місяць тому +25

    Glad to know this is the first time Nile has ever seen a cookie

  • @shanefoster5305
    @shanefoster5305 Місяць тому +12

    For your next $5000 cookie, you are not supposed to make a paddy out of the cookie dough. You make a ball and the butter with sugar melts it into a flat cookie. It cracked because it was flat and dried out too fast.

  • @warm_egg_salad5953
    @warm_egg_salad5953 11 місяців тому +3996

    As the son of a baker, it's hilarious to see someone so panicked about a cookie craking during baking. You did good for your first time making a cookie.

    • @Theoneandonlyenelie
      @Theoneandonlyenelie 11 місяців тому +344

      I’m like, “what kind of non-cracked cookies does he eat?”

    • @MrHeadcrab
      @MrHeadcrab 11 місяців тому +154

      it's so funny seeing this experienced chemist being so clueless at something i'm familiar with

    • @kartr9545
      @kartr9545 11 місяців тому +68

      Well think of the differences then. You are familiar with making cookies, and he knows how to make bombs easily in his lab.

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 11 місяців тому +137

      @@kartr9545 Yeah, exactly. When a homemade bomb "has a crack in it", it can be extremely dangerous, so his natural instinct was to panic when cracks formed on the cookie.

    • @prapanthebachelorette6803
      @prapanthebachelorette6803 11 місяців тому +10

      @@BakaTaco understandably so

  • @parkerfiskar3589
    @parkerfiskar3589 11 місяців тому +6654

    Nigel can turn gloves into grape soda but ordinary baking is completely beyond him 😂😂

    • @choiyatlam2552
      @choiyatlam2552 11 місяців тому +357

      He used vanillin to make hot sauce, but have not idea how to use it normally.

    • @lileazy8916
      @lileazy8916 11 місяців тому +141

      He can also make cherry soda with paint thinner

    • @Ziyanani
      @Ziyanani 11 місяців тому +74

      I knoe really? I want to watch him in the kitchen trying to figure out my old grannie's cookie recipe, which is a list of ingredients and a prayer that it turns out ok, no measurements, no method just 'put these things together and maybe cookies'

    • @sparking023
      @sparking023 11 місяців тому +78

      it's especially funny when a baking in specific is pretty much a chemistry experiment. you have exact quantities, orders of mixing and time of reaction

    • @tezzanoia
      @tezzanoia 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Ziyanani lmao, sounds like one of these recipes my autistic ass would look at and go "guess no cookies for me then" xD

  • @michaszalast6094
    @michaszalast6094 2 місяці тому +13

    I like how at first point you show that cooking process is almost the same as if you would do chemistry, but then we realise, that cooking is more than this. pretty informative episode that proves, that cooking is done by heart, not by the measurements

    • @elizabethhicks4181
      @elizabethhicks4181 Місяць тому +1

      That said baking is extremely accurate and precise. Small deviations can drastically change the product.
      It’s just that a lot of flavor isn’t just the ingredient itself, but the process to make it and the contaminants in it, funnily enough.

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 Місяць тому

      ​@@elizabethhicks4181I would argue that much of baking is about learning how to fix the small deviations.

  • @2much4thought
    @2much4thought 3 місяці тому +20

    This is absolutely ABSURD and I love it! 😂 Given how much fun they were having I choose to believe that they added the most important and purest ingredient of all, proteomics grade love ❤

  • @sirshadowlama
    @sirshadowlama 11 місяців тому +2995

    It's hilarious how Nigel can disappear for months on end, then reappear out of nowhere and start talking about pure cookies

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 11 місяців тому +8

      It's not disappearing if it's expected and consistent with his history, it's literally routine. The opposite of disappearing.

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 11 місяців тому +31

      ...and have us hanging on his every word.

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 11 місяців тому +44

      “Not suitable for human consution” *i think i should eat it

    • @gandalphf2026
      @gandalphf2026 11 місяців тому +6

      This is his IRL cookie clicker arc

    • @ricky.888
      @ricky.888 11 місяців тому +1

      why else would you return

  • @annafraser6894
    @annafraser6894 11 місяців тому +48296

    you can tell where nile goes from chemist to cook because his confidence immediately plummets

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 11 місяців тому +3602

      "IT'S CRACKING WE GOTTA GET IT OUT OF THERE"

    • @gilded_lady
      @gilded_lady 11 місяців тому +2052

      Which is hilarious, because the precision of baking goes well with the precision of chemistry.

    • @Odysseus1999
      @Odysseus1999 11 місяців тому +473

      The worst baker ever lol

    • @annafraser6894
      @annafraser6894 11 місяців тому +837

      low-key I wonder if the "failure" is just his inability to cook

    • @cannedheat2264
      @cannedheat2264 11 місяців тому +274

      Cooking is a form of chemistry lmao

  • @nataliehogue1276
    @nataliehogue1276 2 місяці тому +10

    Watching Nigel cook always has me screaming at the TV like a sports game

  • @louisx1x
    @louisx1x 3 місяці тому +8

    Im a science teacher and i think your projects are just sooooo cool! God i could use a lab like yours for my own projects. Keep up the good work.

  • @pangolian
    @pangolian 11 місяців тому +4135

    For some reason, I doubt that Nile has ever actually baked cookies before.

    • @Nae_Ayy
      @Nae_Ayy 11 місяців тому +808

      Dude's literally sweating because the cookie is cracking

    • @MrBrutalMachinee
      @MrBrutalMachinee 11 місяців тому +238

      For some reason, I think that he should learn true cookie baking now and follow granmas recipes till death

    • @H3llsHero
      @H3llsHero 11 місяців тому +434

      Based on his reaction, I'm pretty sure he's never even seen a cookie before now

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 11 місяців тому +89

      Yeah, when the dough started thickening, and he added the chips so methodically, that pretty much clinched it.

    • @tiarkrezar
      @tiarkrezar 11 місяців тому +198

      I felt more anxiety watching him struggle with basic baking skills than I ever have seeing him handle dangerous chemicals.

  • @tacotuttle
    @tacotuttle 11 місяців тому +1620

    Imagine being hungry for a snack and opening Nigel’s fridge and you see 2 jars of pee, chocolate not for human consumption, and “egg powder” not for human consumption

    • @OmerKing916
      @OmerKing916 11 місяців тому +65

      Jarate

    • @mrnice4434
      @mrnice4434 11 місяців тому +38

      Yeah just drink the piss at least that was in a human at some time ;P

    • @cbtillery135
      @cbtillery135 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@OmerKing916 *jarate

    • @OmerKing916
      @OmerKing916 11 місяців тому +1

      @@cbtillery135 thanks

    • @segala7853
      @segala7853 11 місяців тому

      Looking for a nibble in a fuckin lab

  • @Thatonepersonfrom
    @Thatonepersonfrom 2 місяці тому +10

    This reminds me how cheese that’s too pure is considered bad because there’s not enough impurities to crate holes within the cheese

    • @trekkiejunk
      @trekkiejunk 15 днів тому

      Except none of Nile's ingredients were even remotely pure. He should have known this, but those lab packets are merely control samples. They are highly tested for content, with the intention of being used to test lab equipment. As a scientist himself, it makes me doubt his ability, knowing that he thought each ingredient was supposed to be ''the purest example possible for each ingredient.''

    • @buttnuts2599
      @buttnuts2599 12 днів тому

      ​@@trekkiejunkit's just a silly video.

  • @charlottes_joyride
    @charlottes_joyride 3 місяці тому +2

    Love the calm pace in this video, wish more content were like this! Fun video!

  • @titaniumblood408
    @titaniumblood408 11 місяців тому +2865

    That's what happens when you synthesize the love out of the recipe

    • @thoracicformula
      @thoracicformula 11 місяців тому +166

      Imagine Nile as a child making his mother a cookie: "Mom, I wanted to create the perfect cookie for you. I pursued this idea of perfection through the purity of ingredients, drawing from my chemistry knowledge. But in doing so, I realized that the perfect cookie isn't just about the purest ingredients. Cooking is an art, and it's the balance of different flavors and textures that makes a dish truly enjoyable. The cookie I made might not have turned out as I had imagined. But through this journey, I've learned something invaluable: that the essence of cooking lies not just in the ingredients we use but in the love, creativity, and balance we put into it. I promise you that my next cookie will be baked with all of this in mind. I may have stumbled on this attempt, but I'm excited to try again and make a cookie that's truly special, not just in its ingredients, but in its essence."

    • @emilyimbruglio3483
      @emilyimbruglio3483 11 місяців тому +69

      Love is an impurity!

    • @SJ-co6nk
      @SJ-co6nk 11 місяців тому +29

      You replace the love of cooking with the love of SCIENCE!!!

    • @AlyssaSoftPaw
      @AlyssaSoftPaw 11 місяців тому +35

      @@thoracicformula actually i think baking is more about emotion. i have my grandmas snickerdoodle recipe and it doesn't taste anything like hers unless you are beyond furious at someone. we call them spite cookies.

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan 11 місяців тому +6

      @@thoracicformula "That's cool, honey, can I taste it?"

  • @haniyasu8236
    @haniyasu8236 11 місяців тому +1740

    Nile treats his cookie the way we all would treat radioactive samples, and he treats his radioactive samples the way we treat cookies. He is truly a real chemist.

    • @chickenmanfy
      @chickenmanfy 11 місяців тому +29

      He eats radioactive samples???? (this is a joke don't stab me)

    • @Eldante87
      @Eldante87 11 місяців тому +29

      ​@@chickenmanfy well i guess he eats some of them maybe💀

    • @Ndiyafhi
      @Ndiyafhi 11 місяців тому +23

      @@Eldante87this isn’t a joke, pls stab me

    • @XTSonic
      @XTSonic 11 місяців тому +45

      He seems more disgusted by the cookie than he does by what's dubbed the worst smelling liquid in the world.

    • @araara7139
      @araara7139 10 місяців тому +6

      @@chickenmanfy he drank cheery soda which was made by paint thinner and carbon tetrachloride which is internationally banned 💀

  • @bluexeyedxpassion
    @bluexeyedxpassion 3 місяці тому +7

    you could always do use heavy cream, a resealable container and a lot of shaking. my 8th grade science teacher did this as a science experiment. It won't be the "purest" but its super fun to see the change from liquid to solid.

  • @raincole5713
    @raincole5713 Місяць тому +6

    I dont understand how these two seem to have never experienced a cookie happening before

  • @GoGoX1
    @GoGoX1 11 місяців тому +4603

    This feels like watching "scientist who has never seen or heard of a cookie is tasked with making one" for 28 minutes. loved every second of it

    • @cretinousmartyr3522
      @cretinousmartyr3522 11 місяців тому +129

      Ohh yeah that's exactly it, I think they could've made better cookies with lab stuff and lab grade stuff if he brought his grandma or at least someones grandma, it had to do with the people and experience in baking. The sugar and flour probably needed to be ground down to be finer, probably needed a lot more of that vanilla powder, and should've sampled the ingredients side by side with their regular quality as well as the whole cookie. Could've milked this into a 2 hr video man. Maybe that'll be the next one and this will be the infamous video that spawns an (actually good tasting) pure cookie video.

    • @muenstercheese
      @muenstercheese 11 місяців тому +28

      aliens invading earth be like:

    • @An_Attempt
      @An_Attempt 11 місяців тому +3

      That appears to be the case.

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 11 місяців тому +49

      I like all of the comments pointing out that Nigel behaves as if he's never seen a cookie in his life.

    • @schmingbeefin4473
      @schmingbeefin4473 11 місяців тому +28

      "I actually don't know what cookie dough looks like." I think you're correct.

  • @FishSkeleton-
    @FishSkeleton- 11 місяців тому +2360

    I adore that they're prepared to spend thousands of dollars on these ingredients but they're seemingly unwilling/ incapable of watching a five minute cookie baking video to get an idea of what they're doing.

    • @pewpewpandas9203
      @pewpewpandas9203 10 місяців тому +140

      Yet he looks up a video of distilling vanilla extract to determine the chemical composition. XD

    • @kashy101
      @kashy101 10 місяців тому

      dorks

    • @mwater_moon2865
      @mwater_moon2865 10 місяців тому +12

      Sadly, if they followed scientific procedures they would have make several batches, and hopefully figured out in that time that the coconut oil/butter needs to be SOLID since the physics they skiped (creaming the fat and sugar adds air, and butter at least, melting it will change it's crystalline structure to where it WON'T go back to what it should be) affected the taste.

    • @alexanderelderhorst2107
      @alexanderelderhorst2107 10 місяців тому +2

      @@mwater_moon2865 That's a good point, I was annoyed that they melted the coconut too.

    • @rubenvasquez8592
      @rubenvasquez8592 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mwater_moon2865it would be amazing to see them try to make profiteroles with their just having the ingredients and proportions but no steps 😂

  • @ImpastaLarry
    @ImpastaLarry Місяць тому +3

    Man as someone who cooks and bakes yall did a really good job for yall first time baking. XDDD loved it

  • @willthornberry4146
    @willthornberry4146 Місяць тому +2

    Love your videos big fan, but everybody rewatch the first seven seconds. That is the greatest intro Ive ever seen you make. A very savy hand point sir.

  • @garbagecan755
    @garbagecan755 11 місяців тому +3651

    It absolutely FASCINATES me how similar Chemistry and Cooking are and yet Nile is just completely out of his element the second it becomes food.

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 11 місяців тому +188

      This video is hilarious compared to how ridiculously high quality his chocolate was

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 11 місяців тому +19

      Like Dr. Stone

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@gemhunter498 was it?

    • @radicaldradcliffe4201
      @radicaldradcliffe4201 11 місяців тому +43

      @Sean Brogan Yeah those pure reference samples are ridiculously expensive

    • @mistakay9019
      @mistakay9019 11 місяців тому +5

      I think one of the things that differ is that cooking is very nuanced

  • @PeytonPearson
    @PeytonPearson 11 місяців тому +3947

    Sometimes Nigel does or says things that make me curious as to if he's ever existed outside of a laboratory environment.

    • @K.Arashi
      @K.Arashi 11 місяців тому +412

      i wouldn't be surprised to find out that he was grown in a lab rather than birthed

    • @OneCrazedSniper1
      @OneCrazedSniper1 11 місяців тому +20

      @@K.Arashi born lmao

    • @7nfiniti
      @7nfiniti 11 місяців тому +377

      “i’ve never actually seen cookie dough before”

    • @desu38
      @desu38 11 місяців тому +306

      "There are cracks in the cookie!"

    • @jonnyogood
      @jonnyogood 11 місяців тому +184

      Forms uncooked dough into cookie shape instead just making a ball.

  • @casualcanuck04
    @casualcanuck04 3 місяці тому +25

    Am I the only one thinking that this video proves that no matter how expensive your ingredients and cookware are, good food is made with love and care.

  • @conorbaird9409
    @conorbaird9409 Місяць тому +2

    This is what I love about UA-cam. Super fun watch!

  • @spaghettiwizard2551
    @spaghettiwizard2551 11 місяців тому +3173

    The fact that Nile knows how to clean up, properly dispose of, and how to neutralize an abundance of different chemicals, but doesn't know cookies tend to have natural cracks when baked is hilarious

    • @THEBIGGUY5000
      @THEBIGGUY5000 11 місяців тому +46

      You forgot that the cookie does not need to be smacked by a glass rod 😂

    • @martyjehovah
      @martyjehovah 11 місяців тому +48

      It really did seem like he believed he needed to stab a hole in the center of the cookie with his glass rod at 19:15 , and not until his camera operator friend asked "why would you do that?" did it seem occur to him that was a ridiculous thought. You could literally see in his eyes the exact moment when he remembers that cookies don't usually have a hole in the center and that there was no logical reasoning behind his thought that he needed to stab a hole in the cookie.

    • @ellis51773
      @ellis51773 11 місяців тому +30

      @@martyjehovahhe was probably remembering his grandmother baking for him as a child and watching her stab the cake to check how done it was. Instinctually applied, incorrectly

  • @DeathClawz
    @DeathClawz 11 місяців тому +1317

    What I've learned from this video is that FDA approved bug parts in our food is what gives everything it's flavor 👍

    • @ikawba00
      @ikawba00 11 місяців тому +45

      And i have tried cooked bug. It is an official snack in France. The legs are like chewy chips. Not trying to gross anyone out though. Yes bugs are edible if cooked and processed properly.

    • @DeathClawz
      @DeathClawz 11 місяців тому +18

      @@ikawba00 Yeah I've seen a few different things made with bugs with most being a candy, so I haven't tried them. I couldn't imagine that I'd like sucking on a cricket lol

    • @ScorpionClaws789
      @ScorpionClaws789 11 місяців тому +35

      You say that as a joke, but that's actually kind of true? Not bug parts specifically, but impurities are components of flavor, and completely pure reference ingredients would taste pretty shit.

    • @TheMusicalFruit
      @TheMusicalFruit 11 місяців тому +14

      I'm not sure I can enjoy my cookie if it doesn't have at least a little mammalian feces in it.

    • @kenny995
      @kenny995 11 місяців тому +4

      And vanilla, he forgot the vanilla flavoring

  • @danielhulan3058
    @danielhulan3058 2 дні тому

    Gosh you are literally a genius and your having this much trouble baking a cookie. I love it.

  • @SkylabBeats
    @SkylabBeats 2 місяці тому +8

    3:35 ah, the age old debate of decent gaming pc versus whole egg powder

  • @aliendragon17
    @aliendragon17 11 місяців тому +1183

    NileRed: Uses witchcraft to transmute plastic gloves into grape soda
    NileBlue: "What does cookie dough look like?"

    • @Bananabanana347
      @Bananabanana347 11 місяців тому +12

      Those are two very separate skills.

    • @sapphire4310
      @sapphire4310 11 місяців тому +9

      I love how this comment is right below the one you copied lmao

  • @DanNguyen-oc3xr
    @DanNguyen-oc3xr 11 місяців тому +4956

    We need a sequel where you just normally bake a cookie now.

    • @dabiga2315
      @dabiga2315 11 місяців тому +634

      "Baking an Impure Cookie"

    • @Chris-rg6nm
      @Chris-rg6nm 11 місяців тому +202

      Yeah there was no control. Use the same ingredients form the store.

    • @swinehorde9118
      @swinehorde9118 11 місяців тому +37

      @@dabiga2315 ThInK Of tHe fLaVoUrS!

    • @jeffpayne4697
      @jeffpayne4697 11 місяців тому +81

      I watched this guy absolutely butcher one cookie why would you want to watch him butcher another😢

    • @TheHatmanMC
      @TheHatmanMC 11 місяців тому +114

      He needs to do it with his Grandma so that it for sure gets the soul that a cookie needs. Also, use her recipe which is the same recipe he used here, for consistency.

  • @swayamjitsahu8964
    @swayamjitsahu8964 3 місяці тому +1

    Watching this MAN doing the chemistry and changing anything to something else or make it pure I was like
    FOR THE SCIENCE BABY!!!!🎉

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi Місяць тому +3

    *Package:* Not for human consumption.
    *Nile:* Oh no. Anyway...

  • @nopenottoday4190
    @nopenottoday4190 11 місяців тому +2014

    As a baker, Nile’s questioning of the cookie cracking had me stressed 😭

    • @All.Natural.Dirt.
      @All.Natural.Dirt. 11 місяців тому +183

      Same, just yelling at my phone "it's fine!"

    • @SaltyMayo
      @SaltyMayo 11 місяців тому +135

      I was SCREAMING. That's just baking, baby!

    • @mrthanos2404
      @mrthanos2404 11 місяців тому +196

      He sounded so genuinely concerned that he confused me, I was like, isn’t it supposed to cracked, what cookies does he eat that have no cracks.

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 11 місяців тому +65

      That’s how the cookie crumbles 😂

    • @Catgoddess1401
      @Catgoddess1401 11 місяців тому +69

      Not to mention that that was 100% dark chocolate, I'm honestly surprised it didn't turn out super bitter

  • @dashiellgillingham4579
    @dashiellgillingham4579 6 місяців тому +3591

    I was skeptical the claim that Nileblue had “never seen cookie dough” but then I saw them try to press individual chocolate chips into the surface and I suddenly believed him.

    • @rehmsmeyer
      @rehmsmeyer 5 місяців тому +256

      He also presmashed the cookie into the cookie shape which it's what tipped me off.

    • @bootymuncher420
      @bootymuncher420 5 місяців тому

      ​@@rehmsmeyer should have made it into a ball shape

    • @D.TheCreator
      @D.TheCreator 5 місяців тому +202

      when he started panicking about it cracking on its edges

    • @Sir_Newkirk
      @Sir_Newkirk 4 місяці тому +31

      He also at one point in time did not know chocolate came from cocoa fruit.

    • @LucaviHartley
      @LucaviHartley 4 місяці тому +17

      So basically Nileblue should study food science

  • @charliefowler4874
    @charliefowler4874 8 днів тому

    You need an acid to react with the bicarbonate, like cream of tartar. Grandma’s cookie recipe uses the acid in brown sugar to react and provide leavening.

  • @HoverlyHonezt
    @HoverlyHonezt 2 місяці тому +1

    It is fascinating (and enjoyable) to watch the face I associate with "wow, chemistry is crazy" question what cookie dough looks like. Please make a video of you baking cookies with "Grandma Nile"

  • @Sir-Reborn
    @Sir-Reborn 11 місяців тому +1873

    Disclaimer: I have no predisposed knowledge in this, I'm not a chemistry major, but out of curiosity I did some research and I'm going to try to diagnose what went wrong based on both a chemistry / baking POV. References available at the end.
    This is besides the primary point of it probably being bad because the ingredients he used were for research and documenting if anything, and not for actual baking. Some of the ingredients may have been in there for years
    *Issue 1 with vanillin:*
    I believe you diluted the vanillin far too much, and added far too little. *[1], [2], [3]*
    Vanillin itself has some solubility issues, "Solubility of vanillin in ethanol (375.81 mg/mL), methanol (632.94 mg/mL), and water (30 mg/mL)." *[2]* I'm not sure what % ethanol you used, but optimally you should have used 95% ethanol to first dissolve the vanillin, and then added water to then dilute the vanillin-ethanol solution. The final solution should be something like: 35% ethanol, 60% water, and 5% vanillin (depending on how much vanillin you're adding)
    This isn't very relevant in your experiment, as the amount of ethanol you used (200ml) was waaaaay too much. Using the ethanol dilution ratio above (375.81 mg/mL) *[2]*, you only needed 3.46ml of ethanol to dilute 1.3g of vanillin [1.3g = 1300mg vanillin] [1300mg vanillin / 375mg/ml ethanol = 3.46ml]
    *issue 2 with the vanillin mixture* (just expanding on this since you pointed out the lack of any vanilla flavoring)
    • Generally, real vanilla extract is desired by bakers over imitation vanilla made from vanillin. Looking into this, it appears that vanilla pods contain some of 246 compounds; 78 of which are considered odor-active (including vanillin) *[1].* Also, this isn't much of a 'reference' but a supposed flavor-chemist pointed out on Reddit also pointed out that vanillin by itself isn't very strong, and Is very one-dimensional or "one-note" *[3]*
    *Issue 4: oil / sugar mixture*
    As others have pointed out, the sugar/fat mixture should have been mixed thoroughly, until a cream-like consistency is formed. It's not just a simple matter of "dissolve the sugar in oil". In fact, sugar doesn't like to dissolve in fat/oil in the first place, which is why when you poured out the sugar/oil solution, the camera could clearly see many sugar crystals left behind in the beaker.
    The purpose of this varies, but the main reason why is because you're also adding air into the mixture. The sugar crystals doesn't really "dissolve" when creating the buttercream mixture; however, they do melt when baking, leaving behind pockets of air where the sugar crystals used to be during the baking process. Some amount of air is also incorporated during the mixing process itself. The end result being a fluffier, less dense cookie.
    *Issue 5: cooling*
    This goes off the "oil/sugar mixture" issue above. It's fine to melt coconut oil, or butter during the mixing process. But you should generally cool the mixture in a fridge after you're finished making the dough. This is so that the coconut oil can re-solidify. Otherwise, the air pockets I spoke of above would just be immediately filled with the dough again. The cookie dough would also spread much more than it should during the baking process if it's not chilled
    *Misconception 1: wheat flour*
    This isn't really an "issue," more that it is a misconception due to using "pure wheat flour". Wheat flour contains whole wheat grains, meaning it contains the endosperm, Bran, and germ of the grain. This flour is much more nutritious due to the Protein and fiber content. White flour, incontrast, strictly uses the soft endosperm of the grain, and has a much milder taste
    The issue with wheat flour is that the Bran and germ of the grain causes a much more rough, "grainy" texture. White flour suits cookies more because it has a softer texture, and makes a much fluffier cookie. Using wheat flour is "fine" for cookies if you're trying to be healthy, but even then usually it's used as a mixture of wheat flour + white flour.
    *Possible issue 6: chocolate / sugar*
    I'm not sure if the bakers chocolate was "semi-sweet", "bittersweet" or "unsweetened". All of them are considered "bakers chocolate" but contain different amounts of sugar and cocoa.
    • semi-sweet contains 60% cocoa, and has more sugar
    • bittersweet contains 70% cocoa, and has less sugar
    • unsweetened has no sugar [4]
    Depending on which was used, you would have to compensate by adding more sugar to the cookie.
    Visually, It also looks like you added too little chocolate. But it's hard to tell just from the camera
    *References*
    [1] Zhang S, Mueller C. Comparative analysis of volatiles in traditionally cured Bourbon and Ugandan vanilla bean ( Vanilla planifolia ) extracts. J Agric Food Chem. 2012 Oct 24;60(42):10433-44. doi: 10.1021/jf302615s. Epub 2012 Oct 11. PMID: 23020223. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23020223/
    [2] González, Cecilia & Mustafa, Natali & Wilson, Erica & Verpoorte, Rob & Choi, Young. (2017). Application of natural deep eutectic solvents for the “green”extraction of vanillin from vanilla pods. Flavour and Fragrance Journal. 33. 10.1002/ffj.3425. www.researchgate.net/figure/Amount-of-vanillin-extracted-from-vanilla-pods-using-methanol-ethanol-and-NADES-The_fig1_320217923
    [3] www.reddit.com/r/foodscience/comments/jqfq8s/-/gbmqxop
    [4] www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Baker-s-100-Pure-Unsweetened-Chocolate-Baking-Bar/6000153706425

    • @euchale
      @euchale 11 місяців тому +226

      Commenting on this so it gets further pushed up.
      Only thing Iike to add, maybe use more salt as that can intensify the flavor

    • @ik2966
      @ik2966 11 місяців тому +29

      Wow

    • @karlmuster263
      @karlmuster263 11 місяців тому +118

      I guess NileRed was under-qualified for this as a food scientist. I imagine they could achieve what they sought out to do with the right consultant. They also neglected a huge part of science, experimentation and peer review.

    • @pajacas
      @pajacas 11 місяців тому

    • @ScAr_wlvrne
      @ScAr_wlvrne 11 місяців тому +134

      I love the references 😂
      1: study
      2: study
      3: Reddit
      4: Walmart

  • @ToxicAtom
    @ToxicAtom 11 місяців тому +1546

    This feels like watching a 5 year old bake cookies with his dad but the 5 year old is somehow also a chemist with an adult vocabulary

    • @cgguto
      @cgguto 11 місяців тому +49

      So he's just Dexter from Dexter's laboratory lmao

    • @refuto6006
      @refuto6006 11 місяців тому +20

      Young sheldon

    • @ToxicAtom
      @ToxicAtom 11 місяців тому +2

      @guto dexter had a much different demeanor than your average 5-year-old

    • @maineguide6975
      @maineguide6975 11 місяців тому

      @@cgguto Poindexter

    • @Sky_Guy
      @Sky_Guy 11 місяців тому

      Calvin and Hobbes.

  • @Redstonefox7245
    @Redstonefox7245 Місяць тому +1

    I recently went on a trip to Costa Rica and whilst on a tour I got to try to freshly roasted cacao beans and they really do taste like dollar store dark chocolate

  • @briangoldberg4439
    @briangoldberg4439 15 днів тому

    this was hilarious and absolutely made my day thank you

  • @ActionPhilip
    @ActionPhilip 11 місяців тому +670

    Nile was so preoccupied with the chemistry that he forgot the love.

    • @thebadshave503
      @thebadshave503 11 місяців тому +52

      Instructions unclear, there was no Love on the composition sheet.

    • @tomasjosefvela1
      @tomasjosefvela1 11 місяців тому +5

      AWE!!! Great point, really good point...

    • @twobladedswordsandmauls2120
      @twobladedswordsandmauls2120 11 місяців тому +10

      Find him a bottle of Proteomics grade love and I'm sure he would have included it.

    • @msteerie
      @msteerie 11 місяців тому +8

      sadly can't buy lab grade love or he would have included it

    • @Scroolewse
      @Scroolewse 11 місяців тому

      he also probably forgot the chemistry. man did 0 research lmao

  • @nathanderhake839
    @nathanderhake839 8 місяців тому +4572

    Can we take a moment to realize Nile has a minifridge consisting of a singular muffin, thousands of dollars of ultrapure baking stuff, and pee.

    • @CapnBlud
      @CapnBlud 7 місяців тому +70

      As the ones said,
      "L, I am pee. Say it. Discover."

    • @Sp33dD3m0n
      @Sp33dD3m0n 7 місяців тому +12

      Maybe for a future video? 😂

    • @JohnDoe-fw9ty
      @JohnDoe-fw9ty 7 місяців тому +22

      This mans life is on a whole other level

    • @timsawyer9231
      @timsawyer9231 7 місяців тому +14

      I mean, what else would you keep in a minifridge?

    • @KewleLiamYT
      @KewleLiamYT 7 місяців тому +8

      i thought it said pet not pee😭

  • @RayYoWTF
    @RayYoWTF 3 місяці тому

    This brilliant man that can solve equations with ease, turn gloves into soda but doesn’t know what cookie dough looks like or how to bake. Never change. ❤😂

  • @andrewbeck7744
    @andrewbeck7744 5 місяців тому +4856

    I feel like as a scientist he should have made a control batch of cookies from his grandma’s recipe before attempting this.

    • @michielvansteenhoven7255
      @michielvansteenhoven7255 5 місяців тому +220

      yeah that would have been a good idea! I honestly think he just fucked up making the cookie and it wasn't necessarily the ingredients.

    • @Caronage_
      @Caronage_ 4 місяці тому +10

      for real

    • @dradeel
      @dradeel 4 місяці тому +91

      There's not too many ways he could have f-ed up just adding the ingredients together, unless all the equipment were contaminated in ways he as a chemist would make sure they wouldn't. Even if the ratios were wrong, things should still have tasted okay with fresh raw ingredients. It seems more likely that the insane lab grade purification of the ingredients stripped them of all moisture and complex natural aromas and left them extremely musty stale and ... woody. That said, it's hard to see how vanillin and sugar could not still taste of sweet vanilla essence, even if the flour, egg powder and chocolate would be entirely dead and tasteless. He should have tasted the ingredients.

    • @Cerioth
      @Cerioth 4 місяці тому +29

      @@dradeel Funnily enough, the ingredients weren't actually lab purified. Those ingredients are expensive because the contaminants are extremely well measured so that you know exactly what's in there, allowing you to test to see if your own scanning machine is functioning properly.

    • @elegy8187
      @elegy8187 4 місяці тому +22

      @@michielvansteenhoven7255 nah the recipe was fine, it was definitely the ingredients. the flour he used was over 10 years old

  • @QuirkeyJr
    @QuirkeyJr 11 місяців тому +2394

    This is everything I imagined a scientist trying to bake would be like

    • @user-gu9yq5sj7c
      @user-gu9yq5sj7c 11 місяців тому +21

      Nah, I think most scientists would act like regular people when cooking or at home.

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 11 місяців тому +50

      ​@@user-gu9yq5sj7ci think its more to the joke idea that scientists are hyper nerds about everything, not just about science

    • @bagathplays27
      @bagathplays27 11 місяців тому +21

      @@user-gu9yq5sj7c I dunno man I have been told by my partner that apparently measuring milk in a measuring jug by the meniscus isn't "how normal people cook" I just do it because that's how I'm used to measuring liquids

    • @lylukk
      @lylukk 11 місяців тому +2

      they do say that baking is a science

    • @strategicfooyouagencyfirst8197
      @strategicfooyouagencyfirst8197 11 місяців тому +3

      Brother, there is nothing 100% pure in this world. The last time my buddy went to the chemical store to buy a bottle of impurities, it was only 99.99% pure.

  • @launchinglizard9903
    @launchinglizard9903 3 місяці тому

    i love how i watch this right after a video talking about the standard ingredients, which are to base off of and specifically are not meant for human consumption due to them being on shelves for years on end. Maybe the cookie was the friends we made along the way.

  • @jormun7633
    @jormun7633 Місяць тому

    Veritasium actually did an episode on the institute of standards and all the stuff that you can get from there. if i remember correctly its not about that the stuff is the most pure but more of a controlled batches where they get the most common products and mix it in a giant blender till it becomes the most neutral/common/standard thing to compare to.

  • @tomfitzsimmons7263
    @tomfitzsimmons7263 11 місяців тому +2004

    I love how Nile genuinely seems more worried about the cookie cracking than he has ever seemed doing any experiment

    • @nacly4654
      @nacly4654 11 місяців тому +143

      Nigel when the food he made isn't perfectly uniform in shape, color, texture and taste:
      "I think this is ruined, so I'll just have to start over."

    • @onradioactivewaves
      @onradioactivewaves 11 місяців тому +36

      Don't know, ive seen a few " I have this substance, and I *REEAAALLY* want to burn it" type videos.

    • @LaEmporoar
      @LaEmporoar 11 місяців тому +118

      Ive been convinced that Nile has literally never seen a cookie in his life before

    • @MrFadjule
      @MrFadjule 11 місяців тому +14

      he got pretty OCD about the superconductor having cracks in it too (which involved a fair amount of baking, and he legit bought an (($$$)) oven just for it)

  • @miah2011
    @miah2011 11 місяців тому +1438

    im a pastry chef and this was absolutely hilarious to watch, especially nile freaking out about the cracks.

    • @roborat
      @roborat 11 місяців тому +73

      I'm just a normal person who has baked a d I was dying at the freak out about cracks

    • @Next605
      @Next605 11 місяців тому +34

      lmao yes! as bakers we've made atrocities compared to the cute little clump nile made

    • @phtmBlue
      @phtmBlue 11 місяців тому +6

      He was saving the cookie

    • @AzillaKiami
      @AzillaKiami 11 місяців тому +9

      Alchemy from Cookie Clickers.... The prophecies are commencing. He even got a boost from grandma.
      Stop him before it is too late. Dont let the demons emerge.

    • @Cedar_Wolf
      @Cedar_Wolf 11 місяців тому +6

      The dude spent over $3000 on ingredients and didn't try making an actual batch of cookies with ingredients from his local grocery store.
      $3000 is like half to a quarter of the price of a used car.

  • @freddierhodes8201
    @freddierhodes8201 10 днів тому +1

    I'm late, but a correction about NIST SRMs: its not that they're pure or perfect, but that they're normal and standardised. They're designed to have imperfections, but they tell you just how many impurities there are and what kind, so you can calibrate your testing equpiment. These aren't the purest cookies ever, they're the most normal they can possibly be.

  • @ddmmyyyy3917
    @ddmmyyyy3917 2 місяці тому

    What a beautiful video! The next video can be "Making an uncrackable cookie". By the way at 22:31 did you remember that most of the ingredients weren't supposed to be eated?

  • @joebob5336
    @joebob5336 11 місяців тому +1310

    As a baker, watching the sugar be combined with melted fat was truly a pain upon my soul. This cookie is pure but my heart is no longer

    • @jakobneirinck
      @jakobneirinck 11 місяців тому +11

      What’s wrong with that? Should it be mixed with egg first?

    • @sagerobot
      @sagerobot 11 місяців тому +96

      @@jakobneirinck the sugar and coconut should have been mixed and then melted together.

    • @beheroot
      @beheroot 11 місяців тому +24

      as an absolutly not even home-cook i felt the same ;D i learned hard way that suggar DONT mix with fat...at least not that way :P

    • @letao12
      @letao12 11 місяців тому +7

      I'm curious, can you explain why sugar shouldn't be combined with melted fat?

    • @traviskrebs7551
      @traviskrebs7551 11 місяців тому +50

      @@letao12 oil and water does not mix in general, however if you mix non-melted butter(oil) with sugar it creates space in the oil to hold the egg, milk, and other liquid ingredients(water). By melting the oil you made it a liquid and the sugar can’t make space for the water.

  • @dylanevans9
    @dylanevans9 11 місяців тому +1753

    This is what I actually thought “making it from scratch” meant as a kid

    • @coolieolulu
      @coolieolulu 11 місяців тому +28

      100% same

    • @andrewmackay907
      @andrewmackay907 11 місяців тому +96

      to truely create a cookie from scratch, you 1st must create the universe

    • @lightningmcqueen1717
      @lightningmcqueen1717 11 місяців тому +6

      @@BartekJuszczak all except the egg which is pretty neat to see it still worked as a powder

    • @Bonhomme7h
      @Bonhomme7h 11 місяців тому +14

      For a second, I naively thought he would try to make flour and sugar and... from lab ingredients 🥲

    • @jockdouglass3824
      @jockdouglass3824 11 місяців тому

      ​@@andrewmackay907 I know what I must do

  • @michaelspiteri2013
    @michaelspiteri2013 3 місяці тому +1

    Your voice soothes me

  • @sacheie1
    @sacheie1 Місяць тому +2

    Now we need @ExtractionsAndIre to spend 11 months making an actually tasty cookie - but only half a milligram yield

  • @cerassplays6196
    @cerassplays6196 11 місяців тому +1276

    Once he realizes baking is just chemistry, the empire begins

  • @katmarie7818
    @katmarie7818 7 місяців тому +3895

    Watching this as a baker is both fascinating and horrifying at the same time

    • @lofaiskov
      @lofaiskov 6 місяців тому +159

      As someone who consistently bakes cookies this was a rollercoaster for sure

    • @halo253578
      @halo253578 6 місяців тому +59

      I don't even really bake, but this was a wild ride for sure

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 6 місяців тому +21

      no the impurity and yeast make it tasty

    • @jameelamuhammad4250
      @jameelamuhammad4250 6 місяців тому +30

      i was so upset that he didn’t make two balls and bake them as balls😭

    • @robinmartincic289
      @robinmartincic289 6 місяців тому +18

      It was physically painful when he pulled it out too early and the cameraman didn't help my pain :')

  • @Fantalover-gt9ww
    @Fantalover-gt9ww 3 місяці тому

    Congrats on 2 Million subs!

  • @emilydegiovine9644
    @emilydegiovine9644 9 днів тому

    This took ‘baking is a chemistry’ to a whole new level!

  • @arjunyg4655
    @arjunyg4655 11 місяців тому +731

    I don’t understand how Nigel didn’t think to bake a normal cookie even once in his life before trying to make this video.

    • @housemana
      @housemana 11 місяців тому +6

      the fact that you don't understand why he specifically did what he did, just shows your ignorance.... not his. look at all the comments. look at all the engagement. do you think any of this was "accidental"? Nile is not just a person. There's a whole team behind the scenes here. Think on a broader level, because your ego here really let you down. you feel superior to the actor in this video, but really, it's you that got tricked into engaging.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 11 місяців тому +41

      Yeah, and it would serve as a great control test as well. He's a chemist and reads research papers, but didn't show much scientific thinking in this one...

    • @beastpatriots9569
      @beastpatriots9569 11 місяців тому +86

      @@housemana bro what

    • @K..C
      @K..C 11 місяців тому +71

      @@housemana You looked way too far into this brother. I'm pretty sure his team consists of like 5 people including him and the cameraman.
      "Think on a broader level, because your ego here really let you down. you feel superior to the actor in this video, but really, it's you that got tricked into engaging."
      Bro passing High School English with an A+ for that one

    • @restart_life.
      @restart_life. 11 місяців тому +29

      @@housemana bro... its not that deep...

  • @4jayco
    @4jayco 11 місяців тому +1018

    This feels like an episode of Jimmy Neutron where he would try to make cookies better than his mom with chemistry and realizes nothing beats homemade cookies

    • @VeryRGOTI
      @VeryRGOTI 11 місяців тому +21

      i wonder if such an episode exists

    • @Okarabouzouklis
      @Okarabouzouklis 11 місяців тому +2

      LOL

    • @hipjoeroflmto4764
      @hipjoeroflmto4764 11 місяців тому +10

      When the ai is good egnough store this idea to generate the video

    • @EvilApple567
      @EvilApple567 11 місяців тому +5

      Love is the most scrumptious chemical there is, and it always comes pure

    • @nightmarerex2035
      @nightmarerex2035 11 місяців тому

      @@EvilApple567 which is why they are taking the "human" out of everything. peaople can STOP it by REFUSING to work for FREE at self-checkout but see most peaople trendies just eating it up are there any fucking TRAILBLAZERS left in this world?!?

  • @Dinjoralo.
    @Dinjoralo. Місяць тому

    I'm pretty sure the reason standard reference materials exist is for calibrating food production machinery.

  • @alanunruh7310
    @alanunruh7310 Місяць тому +1

    I think cracking was due to egg. Egg is the binding agent. Helps hold together. So maybe the powder egg isn't as good as fresh

  • @littlewolfblue1389
    @littlewolfblue1389 11 місяців тому +841

    How could someone spend so much money on making a cookie and do SO little research on what it looks like ot bake a normal cookie. I am blown away on so many levels. Well played.

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 11 місяців тому +41

      I don't understand what it is about chemists being so bad at cooking. I used to think lowly of myself any my style of cooking cus of all the cooking chemistry stuff I ran into but since then I'm convinced that they're entirely different skill sets. I don't even bake that much and so many parts of this video were so painful to watch because it's clear he has absolutely no idea what he's doing. You'd think with thousands of dollars spent on this and so much time that he would but he just doesn't.
      At first glance it seems like Explosions&Fire is the more cowboy unprofessional channel but over time I'm coming to understand that he seems to do more research on his projects or at least understand the material better than Nile.

    • @iughseduhifuihsdguihqwvjyu6489
      @iughseduhifuihsdguihqwvjyu6489 11 місяців тому +3

      @@DanteTorn I mean I don't think that's a very bold statement to say. Any skillset you'll use in a lab will either be completely different or be applied very differently compared to in a kitchen. Cooking is chemistry in the same way keeping a pool clean is, it's not a lab skill.

    • @iughseduhifuihsdguihqwvjyu6489
      @iughseduhifuihsdguihqwvjyu6489 11 місяців тому +6

      @@DanteTorn Either way the fact he didn't know what cookie dough looked like or how to bake a cookie at all was still stupid on his part, I agree

    • @JohnLeePettimoreIII
      @JohnLeePettimoreIII 11 місяців тому +2

      @@DanteTorn one of my ex's (wonderful woman) is a PhD chemist and loves baking and cake decorating. and her baked goods are delicious!

    • @chrislawson1233
      @chrislawson1233 11 місяців тому

      Sounds more like an engineer than a chemist

  • @kyellebantog7720
    @kyellebantog7720 11 місяців тому +1036

    If you've ever baked cookies, this'll feel like hell 💀

    • @jeremyglover5541
      @jeremyglover5541 11 місяців тому +43

      I hated every minute of it!! lol

    • @torrluv
      @torrluv 11 місяців тому +27

      It's actually EXCRUCIATING

    • @nkanyezihlatshwayo3601
      @nkanyezihlatshwayo3601 11 місяців тому +7

      bruh i know 😂 esp. at the end, like cover it and wait!!

    • @czechmix221
      @czechmix221 11 місяців тому

      Nile can’t cook for shit

    • @chewy6220
      @chewy6220 11 місяців тому

      It does

  • @ChaplainPhantasm
    @ChaplainPhantasm 29 днів тому +1

    My man just made the most complicated piece of Hardtack imaginable.

  • @thechickhouse2985
    @thechickhouse2985 Місяць тому

    As someone who bakes regularly, cracking is completely normal. Some chocolate chip cookie recipes like to crack a little when baking, especially the recipes that have been passed down within families. The older recipes like to crack but they are the best

  • @AceSenpaiiii
    @AceSenpaiiii 4 місяці тому +1965

    This feels like I'm watching someone from the future trying to bake for the 1st time an ancient recipe known as 'the cookie'

  • @black_rainbow5471
    @black_rainbow5471 11 місяців тому +1421

    Fun fact: Nile is confused about baking a cookie, because he normally only eats chemistry

    • @Emulleator
      @Emulleator 11 місяців тому +56

      his usual food is all made from random stuff like gloves or paint thinner, not actual ingredients

    • @excaliburcrusadegaming3534
      @excaliburcrusadegaming3534 11 місяців тому +1

      You're So right about that, And it's hilarious cause I only realized it when I read your comment.

  • @CRIS_IS_ON_INFINITE_EARTHS
    @CRIS_IS_ON_INFINITE_EARTHS Місяць тому

    Holydamn y'all are hilarious, I love this channel🤣

  • @ellingtongriffin5521
    @ellingtongriffin5521 Місяць тому

    The result gives off the same energy as a Try Guys Without a Recipe episode, despite this very much having a suuuuuuper precise recipe