The Secret Horror of Mario Anatomy

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  • @darkner2390
    @darkner2390 2 роки тому +3867

    Can we talk about how koopas and their shells can be separated, but the same doesn't apply to IRL turtles, since it's literally part of their skeleton?

    • @TrulyBS-QJ
      @TrulyBS-QJ 2 роки тому +89

      where's the realism?

    • @JTeenmining
      @JTeenmining 2 роки тому +168

      Yeah... that is soooo weird... like... for most of my life I thought turtles were like snails except their shells grew... not that dumb considering all the media I've seen about turtles either had them not mention it, or have the turtles able to leave their shells... I think there was even a kid's show where the mc is a turtle and took off his shell... and I mean very early kid's show

    • @chrisflanagan7564
      @chrisflanagan7564 2 роки тому +68

      @@JTeenmining bit confused, snail shells do grow... Do you mean like hermit crabs or something?

    • @indigofenix00
      @indigofenix00 2 роки тому +81

      The funny thing is that there seem to be two distinct kinds of koopas - four-legged turtle-like ones whose shells don't come off (seen mostly in games prior to SMW), and two-legged ones who seem to be more like beaked reptile people who wear shells as clothes. My headcanon is that they are actually two different species who are not even related, though we never see both in the same game, these rules are consistent across the series.

    • @mr.whimsic6902
      @mr.whimsic6902 2 роки тому +35

      Over the Hedge LIED to me

  • @pyragaflare
    @pyragaflare 2 роки тому +1171

    I loved how casual Mario said “horror beyond horrors” after hatching the yoshi egg.

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 2 роки тому +1

      @@BrutallyHonestRevs it's time to let it die unfortunately.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 2 роки тому +10

      Can we all just rage for a moment about the fact the Dorkly Mario would've been at least a million times better than Chris Pratt????

    • @ToonyTalesX
      @ToonyTalesX Рік тому +3

      @@nahor88No

    • @AbsnormalCoolest
      @AbsnormalCoolest 11 місяців тому +2

      @@nahor88tf this gotta do with anything bro

  • @sixtybuzzer8373
    @sixtybuzzer8373 2 роки тому +4767

    Lessoned learned: Never look up ANY character's feet.

    • @shinobipizza
      @shinobipizza 2 роки тому +45

      Hey, it's Marianne!

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 2 роки тому +73

      Except Kirby.

    • @hour236
      @hour236 2 роки тому +65

      Definitely. You'll regret it for sure. It gets weird really fast.

    • @SpadesG
      @SpadesG 2 роки тому +44

      Any character part in general.. 😶

    • @lightbluewaves5526
      @lightbluewaves5526 2 роки тому +62

      As a foot fetishist, you are correct

  • @BlueJourney2719
    @BlueJourney2719 2 роки тому +855

    Fun Fact: Yoshi is actually wearing shoes. Official Nintendo art shows him without his shoes. I just searched it up. So apparently he is born with shoes on.

    • @foxmccloudizsexy
      @foxmccloudizsexy 2 роки тому +60

      I think yoshi born with shoes thing was just had something to do with hardware limitations or laziness by Nintendo and never bother changing the trend. Of course Yoshi has feet, I'm not sure if it's canonical that they are born with it though. The saddle is canonical a shell though.

    • @shannonfoley8515
      @shannonfoley8515 2 роки тому +24

      I can just imagine them putting on their shoes before hatching lol

    • @thomas2390
      @thomas2390 2 роки тому +11

      Why Would Anatomy Work this Way!?

    • @randomrants148
      @randomrants148 2 роки тому +10

      @@foxmccloudizsexy Yeah, that would make since mario's mustache was a mistake and was supposed to be Mario's mouth in super Mario Bros because of the limitation.

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 роки тому +4

      "Give birth now to get a free Yoshi! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Eject a Yoshi in the next five minutes and we'll throw in this pair of old boots absolutely free!"

  • @frostwolf3002
    @frostwolf3002 2 роки тому +6022

    Just for anyone who actually cares, yes Yoshi's DO have canonical feet. They have 3 toes and a spot under the foot. all this was found from a 1998 Super Mario story / activity book.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 роки тому +350

      Did it also explain why they're born with shoes on?^^

    • @MopedOfJustice
      @MopedOfJustice 2 роки тому +94

      But is that canon?

    • @frostwolf3002
      @frostwolf3002 2 роки тому +231

      @Over Starter I think there was a actual Nintendo video where they mentioned this though I think they were very vague on it but at the same time we've seen toads with hair sooo my money is on it being a Hat.

    • @najhoant
      @najhoant 2 роки тому +150

      I also remember a Mario animated series where we see that Toad's mushroom top is actually a hat

    • @frostwolf3002
      @frostwolf3002 2 роки тому +96

      @@hazukichanx408 No that question will probably never get a direct answer. If you asked Nintendo they'd give you a response like "Oh that is a Mystery that even we can't fathom" or some other cryptic nonsense lol It's no different then when people kept asking who the mother of Bowser Jr. was.. (If you never seen the video, Miyamoto just points at himself.)

  • @Akira625
    @Akira625 2 роки тому +448

    I was genuinely surprised when Nintendo revealed that the mushroom caps were actually the top part of the heads of the Toads, I had always thought of them as a kind of turban.

    • @JediDrewsterT
      @JediDrewsterT 2 роки тому +82

      Especially since Toad's cap was a hat in the Super Mario Super Show. He even uses it as a parachute

    • @thedman1754
      @thedman1754 2 роки тому +27

      Yeah, but he can shoot spores out of it in smash.

    • @juliaportes6603
      @juliaportes6603 2 роки тому +25

      Didn't toad take off his mushroom cap off in the TV Series? Or is it like a Mandela effect? Cuz I remember that toads have 3 hair treads on top of their heads...

    • @Akira625
      @Akira625 2 роки тому +18

      @@juliaportes6603 Yeah he actually did that.

    • @robiginal
      @robiginal 2 роки тому +20

      Well Toads ARE mushrooms, it's not like fungi in the wild just occasionally have no caps.

  • @RiCCreate
    @RiCCreate 2 роки тому +1974

    This is more bloody and humorous than Mario in Mortal Kombat. Dorkly you’re starting in the right direction again

    • @Dustrylite
      @Dustrylite 2 роки тому +10

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo i won't

    • @bitten2up
      @bitten2up 2 роки тому

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up spamm

    • @jellymelon643
      @jellymelon643 2 роки тому +3

      weird was my comment here or..? eh whatever then

    • @Diaphat
      @Diaphat 2 роки тому +37

      Please take a break from literal pokedex, Dorkly. PLEASE!

    • @MCAiryn
      @MCAiryn 2 роки тому +23

      @@Diaphat I agree. I don't like the Pokedex entry videos.

  • @rebal180
    @rebal180 2 роки тому +734

    I love how the voice of Yoshi is always just Tony's normal voice. It's like he's speaking directly through Yoshi. Sort of like Seth MacFarlane with Brian.

    • @IckusVickus
      @IckusVickus 2 роки тому +40

      And all I hear is Tails

    • @chronictimewasterdisease
      @chronictimewasterdisease 2 роки тому +12

      @@IckusVickus nah tails has slighty different voice

    • @SSKO2
      @SSKO2 2 роки тому +8

      And mega man and DK at times

    • @rebal180
      @rebal180 2 роки тому +10

      @@SSKO2 Yes he uses his normal voice for quite a few characters actually. Although Megaman doesn't appear that much anymore.

    • @SuperHyperRed
      @SuperHyperRed 2 роки тому +9

      Pretty sure that's Mike Parker. Cause that definitely sounds like him. He also voices Tails from some Dorkly videos and Sonic for Hire

  • @markcrawford5810
    @markcrawford5810 2 роки тому +914

    I genuinely laughed at the line "all the perverts."

    • @companyfunnyvideo5260
      @companyfunnyvideo5260 2 роки тому +20

      İmagine nintendo made this game called: super mario bros: putting yoshi's shoes back

    • @chadgorosaurus4898
      @chadgorosaurus4898 2 роки тому +12

      Bro it's so true

    • @Bob-wr4vg
      @Bob-wr4vg 2 роки тому +17

      I don't even get it man. It's a DINOSAUR. Why would you TAKE TIME TO DRAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT

    • @markcrawford5810
      @markcrawford5810 2 роки тому +17

      @@Bob-wr4vg It's the Internet. Someone will draw something about anything. Doesn't matter the sex, age, species or if it's a real creature, object, concept.

    • @glumanteri
      @glumanteri 2 роки тому +2

      Foot fetish people 😄

  • @ChibipieKagane
    @ChibipieKagane Рік тому +19

    1:15 I like that Yoshi got curious to how Toads would have been born with the mushroom hat heads as part of their bodies, and just forgot the pain he was feeling of literally skinning his feet off.

  • @choboy46
    @choboy46 2 роки тому +613

    I like how they just stop worrying about anything once they start talking about perverts

    • @StoMoComedoPro
      @StoMoComedoPro 2 роки тому +3

      Me too

    • @nicklespale22
      @nicklespale22 2 роки тому +15

      Actually started when they realized toad's hat was his head

    • @m-w-y7325
      @m-w-y7325 2 роки тому +9

      It's just that fucked up obviously, just trying searching for any cartoon with any anatomy part and your gonna wish you hadn't done that.

    • @SpoonAtNoon
      @SpoonAtNoon 2 роки тому +4

      It's like fighting fire with fire
      Or in this case fire with the freaking sun

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 роки тому +2

      Perverts can ruin even a good bleeding.

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 2 роки тому +35

    1:12
    (Spongebob voice): “I didn’t know this was a hat!”
    “It wasn’t…”

  • @patrickslattery4447
    @patrickslattery4447 2 роки тому +107

    The most shocking part of this video is seeing Mario actually *caring* about Yoshi’s well-being.

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 роки тому +11

      They were in Peach's Castle, and she's a notoriously outspoken PETA member. Mario has to keep up a certain act around Yoshi when within range of Peach.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +31

    1:20
    Yoshi : "Is every toad a C-Section ?"
    Mr. Yoshisaur, you do realize that Mushrooms reproduce through Spores, right ???

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 2 роки тому +192

    I did the exact same thing by googling Yoshi's feet without shoes and some appear normal. But this really explains why Yoshis are born with shoes for feet.

    • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
      @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 2 роки тому +5

      Sonic would be very depressed about this

    • @skeletonmemelord7779
      @skeletonmemelord7779 2 роки тому +4

      in all honesty i'd imagine Yoshis having raptor-like feet underneath the shoes. because you know, dinosaur and all that.

    • @MagcargoMan
      @MagcargoMan 2 роки тому +1

      @@skeletonmemelord7779 Well Boshi's clawed toes stick out of his shoes in Super Mario RPG. Those were pretty raptor-like.

    • @foursidekm
      @foursidekm 2 роки тому

      @@skeletonmemelord7779 he does have pretty human-shaped hands though

  • @jacksondesorcy1851
    @jacksondesorcy1851 2 роки тому +153

    I like how when they get to talking about the perverts, they just act like they forgot that Yoshi was LITERALLY BLEEDING OUT and that Toad accidently COMMITTED SUICIDE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!!!

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 2 роки тому +9

      @Jackson Desorcy. It made me chuckle. What would it even funnier is if Yoshi did a Google search on Peach's feet and inadvertently, pissed off Mario.

  • @1BlueYoshi
    @1BlueYoshi 2 роки тому +109

    Boshi from Super Mario RPG has his feet visible, and they are regular sharp-toed lizard feet. Toad's mushroom is definitely part of his head though, that's why all the toads in Mario Odyssey wear hats on top of the mushroom. Maybe they reproduce by spores and so they grow out of the ground? I think it's best not to think about it

    • @indigofenix00
      @indigofenix00 2 роки тому +5

      My theory is that the mushroom is a symbiote or parasite that is bonded with the host species for life, basically like the Pokemon Paras. They are born like humans (maybe even ARE humans whose growth is stunted by the parasite) and the mushroom infects the baby as soon as it is born.

    • @EmperorSeth
      @EmperorSeth 2 роки тому +12

      The Mario Brothers were canonically delivered by a stork, so I'm guessing pregnancy isn't really an issue here.

    • @1BlueYoshi
      @1BlueYoshi 2 роки тому +2

      @@indigofenix00 Wow, I wish I could un-read that!

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG 2 роки тому +4

      IDK, you need to take a look at the super show, toad can take off his mushroom.

    • @callmecharlie4250
      @callmecharlie4250 2 роки тому +5

      @@JamesTDG not canon

  • @LucienYT
    @LucienYT 2 роки тому +52

    "Oh right, all the perverts..."
    If aliens were to ask us what the internet was, I feel like this would be all that would need be said.

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 2 роки тому +1

      They'd have their OWN internet if they were advanced enough to reach us.

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 роки тому +2

      To be honest,that could also apply to "tell us about your species history".

  • @nanananananananananananana9430
    @nanananananananananananana9430 2 роки тому +228

    What's hilarious is that this could easily be done for Pokemon with Pokemon like Machamp and Sawk.

    • @maxstrike3022
      @maxstrike3022 2 роки тому +12

      Sawk's belt is it's intestines, which is why it's black like the poliwag line

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 2 роки тому +7

      @@maxstrike3022 no wonder its defenses suck...

    • @maxstrike3022
      @maxstrike3022 2 роки тому +4

      @@nathanielbass771 it's weak because it eats vegan, hence the weak intestines. Throh eats a carnivore diet which is why it has stronger intestines and is fatter than Sawk. Wanna know about Hitmonchan's "skirt"?

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 2 роки тому +1

      @Nananananananananananananana33 Batman! You made me think of Plague's pokemon animation, "Choose your Partner". Also, why those pokemon? Wouldn't Delphox and those two rabbit pokemon also be at the mercy of those pervs, since they walk on two legs?

    • @nanananananananananananana9430
      @nanananananananananananana9430 2 роки тому +2

      @@sebastiancoar1991 Well, as a bisexual, I do think Machamp got dem muscles and may definitely have its perverts.

  • @CamFBA
    @CamFBA 2 роки тому +20

    00:32 well... That was horrifying

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 2 роки тому +30

    When your questions about Toad anatomy is stronger than the blindingly horrendous pain of ridding your flesh off your feet.

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair, it *is* a mystery almost forty years in the waiting. Enquiring minds wanna know before we die of old age!

  • @Inferno65
    @Inferno65 Рік тому +8

    Actually canonically, the mushroom IS a hat.

    • @gabematthews4532
      @gabematthews4532 Рік тому

      Yeah I’ve seen toad take it off in the cartoon

    • @gligarguy4010
      @gligarguy4010 Рік тому

      No? The non-canon cartoon is the only place that ever happened.

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 Рік тому +3

      @@gligarguy4010 Mario canonicity is so inconsistent, that at this point there's really no good argument for anything in it not being canon.

    • @lucasmatthiessen1570
      @lucasmatthiessen1570 8 місяців тому

      According to Keegan-Michel Key. It’s not a hat. It’s actually a cap.

    • @Inferno65
      @Inferno65 8 місяців тому

      @@lucasmatthiessen1570
      cap
      /kap/
      noun
      "a kind of soft, flat *hat* typically with a visor"

  • @wyattmiranda3484
    @wyattmiranda3484 2 роки тому +100

    It’s always a good day when dorkly uploads

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 2 роки тому +9

    1:23 Maybe since they are mushroom creatures they aren’t born like humans are. Maybe they grow from Spores or something?

  • @Nothingisaroundhere
    @Nothingisaroundhere Рік тому +9

    0:48 I wonder what the thoughts of that Baby Yoshi were when it just got hatched and the first thing it sees is 1: A plumber, 2: someone who has the same species as itself but physically harmed, and 3: a talking fungus who accidentally kills himself.

  • @thatoneyoshiwithwifi2452
    @thatoneyoshiwithwifi2452 2 роки тому +3

    And that's why I always kept my shoes on forever

  • @Lenariet
    @Lenariet 2 роки тому +35

    Darkly Bits are back, and here thought I was gonna sleep without nightmares!
    Also kudos to Yoshi for taking all that serious blood loss like a champ towards the end!

  • @skyender8353
    @skyender8353 2 роки тому +6

    Yoshi: *is in pain*
    Also Yoshi near the end: I'm perfectly fine

  • @NickNackItaliano777
    @NickNackItaliano777 2 роки тому +14

    You would think Mario would have plenty medical equipment somewhere rather than calling an ambulance since he's a doctor 🤣

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 роки тому +4

      Why even think that far? He has literal "get out of death for free" mushrooms. But like hell is he sharing his 1-Up stash with the pipsqueak, apparently.

    • @GreenSonic4975
      @GreenSonic4975 Місяць тому

      Mario and Dr Mario arent the same people

  • @Jakericeiscool
    @Jakericeiscool 2 роки тому +1

    This is like a creepypasta like peach's crown is flesh, toads hat is flash and Yoshi's boots are fresh

  • @RNE1122
    @RNE1122 Рік тому +6

    This is the kind of animation that if I saw as a child I would be traumatized.

  • @mediaknight
    @mediaknight 2 роки тому +2

    “Huh, feet. And brains too, I guess”

  • @elecmagpulse7385
    @elecmagpulse7385 2 роки тому +49

    Technically Yoshi canonically has paws for feet. Kinda weird considering he’s a reptile, but hey, this is the Mario series. Weirder things have happened.

    • @zachcrawford5
      @zachcrawford5 2 роки тому +1

      I don't think dinosaurs were reptiles.

    • @blitzbase
      @blitzbase 2 роки тому +3

      @@zachcrawford5 are you okay in the head?

    • @zachcrawford5
      @zachcrawford5 2 роки тому +1

      @@blitzbase Most dinosaurs appeared to have been warm blooded and many had feathers. These are traits not associated with reptiles -_-

    • @blitzbase
      @blitzbase 2 роки тому

      @@zachcrawford5What has feathers and paws?

    • @zachcrawford5
      @zachcrawford5 2 роки тому +1

      @@blitzbase Okay, what are you on about?

  • @Inactive18302
    @Inactive18302 Рік тому +7

    0:25 “Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?”
    - Sonic

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 Рік тому +3

    The fact they took them off so easily means they had more wrong with their bodies than they thought.

  • @OmegaZyion
    @OmegaZyion 2 роки тому +2

    "Toad, take off your hat and fan Yoshi."
    I know where this is going, and I was not disappointed.

  • @psychopianist630
    @psychopianist630 2 роки тому +8

    The worst part about this is that Mario isn't wearing socks

  • @marcospereira5101
    @marcospereira5101 Рік тому +2

    R.I.P. Toad 1985-2022 Killed by Yoshi.

  • @thejonbrownshow8470
    @thejonbrownshow8470 Рік тому +4

    I love how toad and Yoshi obliviously try to follow Mario's orders without knowing their anatomy😅

  • @Uncle-Jay
    @Uncle-Jay 2 роки тому +1

    Mushrooms grow as a pin and start off with their cap folded down. As the cap grows out, there is a veil under that tears, allowing the mushroom to spread spores. Perhaps Toad folk don't start off with their caps when they are born?

  • @Joesephicus
    @Joesephicus 2 роки тому +17

    Fun fact: In the super Mario brothers super show, Toad can take off his hat, and use it as a parachute

    • @dashy111
      @dashy111 2 роки тому +2

      Really?
      🤨🤨🤨

    • @monobro141
      @monobro141 Рік тому +1

      @@dashy111 yes he did it in the first episode

  • @hipnosreturn2
    @hipnosreturn2 2 роки тому +2

    DR. MARIO ... After the events of the video, Mario quit being a plumber, went to medical school and became Dr. Mario.

  • @g-burtfred1106
    @g-burtfred1106 2 роки тому +8

    I thought Yoshi took a "Luigi" at the beginning of the video. They were just Mario's shoes.

    • @jellymelon643
      @jellymelon643 2 роки тому +1

      lol same

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 роки тому +1

      Given how they must smell after all that running and jumping.. what's the real difference? It's still something stinky and brown covered in the blood of his enemies.

  • @MF100
    @MF100 2 роки тому +1

    I just googled “yoshi feet” and the first thing I see is a yoshi licking another yoshi’s feet

  • @Carium1
    @Carium1 2 роки тому +3

    I always thought toads were just people who fell victim to Ophiocordyceps. In fact, right when he went to take his mushroom off I thought he was gonna start freaking out about how long he was under control for.

  • @birthdayboyblam7900
    @birthdayboyblam7900 9 місяців тому +2

    I love how the flesh under Yoshi’s “Shoes” look like socks

  • @g-burtfred1106
    @g-burtfred1106 2 роки тому +4

    Dorkly could make this segment "Untold Stories of the ER: Mushroom Kingdom."

  • @koolaid33
    @koolaid33 3 місяці тому +2

    Let's be honest, can Toads actually take off their vests? Like, are those part of their anatomy too? Can Goombas take their shoes off? What about Bob-Ombs? Are they just attached to the character?

  • @christopherjakel1049
    @christopherjakel1049 2 роки тому +10

    Mario after this interaction: "A Peach. I woulda love to shava my mustache lika you want me to. But Imma now kinda against the idea."

    • @davidhenry8750
      @davidhenry8750 2 роки тому +1

      (Peach points to her scalp sticking out of her removed crown) *Don't you dare even try testing me today you Sopranos reject* .

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 4 місяці тому

      it would make a disturbing if hilarious video for the various mario species to just "discover" how weird their cartoon physics bodies are XD example, Dry Bones can survive in lava. Chain Chomps are somehow entirely made of metal but require food. Koopas have a detachable shell (would be funny to see a koopa shell store that they're all in line to buy from XD )

  • @RikuMasamune
    @RikuMasamune 2 роки тому +1

    First result under Yoshi... Yoshi Feet. Well, played. Well, played.

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 2 роки тому +62

    The perverts have ruined everything, I remember the good days when people found the correct results for Luigi Pants

    • @OmegaZyion
      @OmegaZyion 2 роки тому +4

      That was like what, the first month Google went live?

  • @ajstouffer6247
    @ajstouffer6247 2 роки тому +1

    The cheapest ambulance available, never change Dorkly Mario.

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 2 роки тому +25

    It really blew my mind (more than Toad removing his hat) that Mario ordering the cheapest ambulance available was the sole reason that Yoshi didn't bleed to death after removing his shoes that were also anatomically his feet.

  • @adamkrasneski3679
    @adamkrasneski3679 2 роки тому +1

    Mario skits >>>>>>>>>> literal poke entries. Welcome back my supposed plumber friend!

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose 2 роки тому +16

    Glad they both agreed on what “Yoshi feet” could possibly be on the internet

  • @Dusk_Mightyena
    @Dusk_Mightyena Рік тому +2

    The same can be said about Pokémon, take raboot for example. Imagine the bunny taking off its “hoodie” only to end up ripping off its entire body’s skin from his neck all the way down to its toes.

  • @wickedchild8501
    @wickedchild8501 Рік тому +4

    I love how this episode starts as body horror and ends as a casual talk about lewd art

  • @Xolcm
    @Xolcm 2 роки тому +1

    Mario: I need the cheapest ambulance you have... no, that's too cheap.

  • @jive238
    @jive238 2 роки тому +3

    After watching this the first thing that came to mind was Boshi, you know that edgy yoshi from mario rpg with his sharp shades, spiked collar/rings and torn up shoes with his clawed toes sticking out.

  • @HKG4
    @HKG4 2 роки тому +2

    I love how in the second half they’re so calm even though Yoshi is probably gonna die of blood loss

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk 2 роки тому +4

    But according to the first Yoshi you rescue, weren't the Yoshi's in Super Mario World trapped in those eggs by Bowser? In other words, you're not birthing them with shoes on, but rather freeing them from that magic captivity.

  • @BeaconLight7
    @BeaconLight7 Рік тому +1

    To be fair, Mario and Luigi were born with their hats on.

  • @thisrandomdude2880
    @thisrandomdude2880 2 роки тому +10

    Ok so, according to Yoshiaki Koizumi (the guy who produced Mario Odyssey), Toads don't wear hats, that's just their heads. On the other hand, in old Mario comics from the 90's, Yoshi's shoes do indeed come off. They got three toes and some paw pad type shit on their underfoot.

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 2 роки тому

      Paw beans? WHY ONLY ONE THO
      And why would a reptile have paws instead of lizard-ish feet anyways? Oh well, who cares? paws are cute.

    • @MrBlitzardo21
      @MrBlitzardo21 2 роки тому +1

      @@WinVisten it's mario series

  • @joeypickering5273
    @joeypickering5273 Рік тому +1

    I like how calm Yoshi is in about 30 seconds of basically tearing his flesh and skin off

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 2 роки тому +12

    That one Mario cartoon tv show: "Am I a joke to you?"
    "Maybe, but you're certainly not canon."

  • @GamezIdiot
    @GamezIdiot Рік тому +2

    For someone who lost the skin on their feet, Yoshi sure didn’t seem to be in too much pain

  • @Mr.Feather130
    @Mr.Feather130 Рік тому +2

    For anyone who are mario experts,yoshi canonically had toes where it's three toes and a spot under them,the yoshi without shoes was shown in some artwork of him from the 90s

  • @seeps9353
    @seeps9353 2 роки тому +1

    At least Sonic didn't show his sweaty blue dogs.

  • @joshcreatorgalaxy8599
    @joshcreatorgalaxy8599 2 роки тому +4

    0:42 Pokémon Egg Logic. Dorkly: “If Pokédex entries were literal” (Volume 21)

  • @underboundsans166
    @underboundsans166 Рік тому +2

    Reminds me of the time I looked up "knuckles no gloves" and I found out his knuckle spikes are just the weird way his hands are shaped

  • @ExiledWolf84
    @ExiledWolf84 2 роки тому +4

    I always assumed that Yoshis have three toes with claws at the end, like Boshi has on Super Mario RPG.
    Being that it's the only actual Nintendo game that shows that detail, that's always what I assumed would be the case.

    • @Nothingisaroundhere
      @Nothingisaroundhere Рік тому +4

      I mean they are Dinosaurs/Lizards.
      In fact now that I realize it, a huge majority of the Mario cast are lizards.

  • @JimmyJoeBob
    @JimmyJoeBob 2 роки тому +1

    I mean, first google result was a legit canon illustration of his feet.

  • @xXHawtyShawtyXx
    @xXHawtyShawtyXx 2 роки тому +16

    It’s nice to see another Mario dorky bit

  • @StinkySeaGoat
    @StinkySeaGoat 2 роки тому +1

    But toad CAN take off his hat and yoshi can take his shoes off….

  • @59master60
    @59master60 2 роки тому +3

    I love how yoshi’s voice actor is Sonic for hire Tails

  • @Fizzie_Fiend
    @Fizzie_Fiend 2 роки тому +2

    I mean. If Yoshi isn't wearing a saddle or anything like a horse and actually has a perfect Seat Shaped shell it'd be reasonably to expect his anatomy to include feet that look like shoes

  • @mettentertainment2.033
    @mettentertainment2.033 2 роки тому +3

    I had to admit: the cutscenes showing Yoshis bloody feet and Toads overhead off are very great pixelartwork

  • @reijigamer
    @reijigamer 2 роки тому +1

    Looks like this Toad isn't the one from the Super Mario Super Show cartoons.

  • @StoMoComedoPro
    @StoMoComedoPro 2 роки тому +17

    0:13 Actually Mario was raised by Yoshi

    • @Skoopbooppoop
      @Skoopbooppoop 9 місяців тому +1

      Not A yoshi
      The egg yoshi not the first yoshi

    • @Somtejesstudios
      @Somtejesstudios 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Skoopbooppoop
      Let's be real, all green Yoshi are pretty much the Main one

    • @kosmokittens
      @kosmokittens 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Somtejesstudios incorrect. In New Yoshi island for the DS/3DS The plot of it shows that there are seven star babies being the main characters that we know today known as Mario, Luigi, peach, Bowser, Wario, donkey Kong, and Yoshi meaning that the star baby Yoshi is the original and considered the one who has a house rather than just living on Yoshi’s Island

    • @DKCfan10
      @DKCfan10 3 місяці тому

      @@kosmokittenshey, someone else who knows about this. I was worried I was the only one.

  • @RJ_Ehlert
    @RJ_Ehlert 2 роки тому +1

    Hey, Toads aren't born with big heads.

  • @bloodystatic4156
    @bloodystatic4156 2 роки тому +7

    Fun fact: When a horse has no hooves, it looks so cursed!

  • @tigresstia325
    @tigresstia325 2 роки тому

    "Did you try looking up Yoshi feet?"
    Me: No! Don't make me do this...

  • @bigguy952
    @bigguy952 2 роки тому +8

    Seeing Yoshi’s reaction was so graphic. Job well done dorkly

  • @SebastianAlvarado-xf1gu
    @SebastianAlvarado-xf1gu 2 місяці тому

    The fact that Yoshi always wears shoes is yet another reason why he is not allowed in the castle

  • @EmperorSeth
    @EmperorSeth 2 роки тому +8

    Mario: Look ... here are two 1-up mushrooms. Let's just let this resolve itself in a few minutes.

  • @Kardfogu
    @Kardfogu 2 роки тому +1

    Back on track again, keep this up!

  • @JHaras
    @JHaras 2 роки тому +30

    According to the SMBSS, the Toad heads were actually hats though. I remember him taking it off by the sink and squeezing water out of it. Also you can see Toad’s head briefly in Adventures of SMB3 at least once.
    Debatable whether canonical, BUT! Toad’s voice from the games originates from SMBSS.
    So at least there’s that. Wow, probably nerdiest comment I’ll ever write. And I want the old Mario figure in Kungsbacka, Sweden back!

    • @MeowthRocket
      @MeowthRocket 2 роки тому

      Thanks to John Stocker!

    • @JHaras
      @JHaras 2 роки тому +2

      @@MeowthRocket What do you know! I didn’t get the English voices as a kid, it was dubbed 🙂

  • @Potato_Pics
    @Potato_Pics Рік тому +1

    In the Mario bros supershow toad used his mushroom top as a parachute

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG 2 роки тому +3

    1:17 *visible confusion* I've watched the super show for both smb3 and smw... I don't remember the mushrooms being part of their anatomy

  • @Mason-on4yx
    @Mason-on4yx Рік тому

    Toad is actually wearing the mushroom as a hat because in the mario show he takes it off and you see he or she is BOLD

  • @pasqualembisceglia1989
    @pasqualembisceglia1989 2 роки тому +10

    Yoshi's shoes and Toad's mushroom cap should stay on permanently like in the game.

  • @goblinounours
    @goblinounours 2 роки тому +1

    Y'know I was expecting more of something like Yoshi having super accurate raptor talons... this is far worse.

  • @shadowki5687
    @shadowki5687 2 роки тому +13

    I just thought Yoshi's shoes were just hooves that looked like shoes...i was a dumb kid ok

  • @SuperStopMotions50
    @SuperStopMotions50 Рік тому

    I like that a minute later Yoshi doesn’t give a sh*t about his ripped off skin.

  • @Beer_Wolf
    @Beer_Wolf 2 роки тому +12

    Toad's shroom head is a hat, going by the old cartoons... 😅

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 2 роки тому

      @Beer Wolf. I was expecting Toad to take off his shroom hat and have a little head; and then both Mario and Yoshi freak out, only for Toad to point out that at least he wasn't bleeding out... 🤣

  • @ComicMakerBoyo
    @ComicMakerBoyo Рік тому +1

    Wait no! Toads mushroom is a hat! It’s in the cartoon he takes it off!

  • @Mr_Astro-Vera
    @Mr_Astro-Vera 2 роки тому +11

    Its been long 1:41

  • @HB-oj1nj
    @HB-oj1nj 2 роки тому +1

    Talked about Creeper Anatomy = Yoshi Anatomy = Toad Anatomy

  • @TheNonameHousehold
    @TheNonameHousehold 2 роки тому +22

    I'm glad that the hats versus head thing ended with paper jam, confirming that they're two separate worlds and in the world of Paper Mario they are indeed hats... but that's not the case for 3D Mario's world 👟😌🍄
    ~Adam

  • @michaelfixedsys7463
    @michaelfixedsys7463 Рік тому +1

    Since all infants in the Mario universe are delivered by stork, you could argue that Birthing doesnt have to work.