This week, we talk about the best prank you could ever pull, crying Pokemon, the iDubbz fiasco, and growling boys. like, comment & subscribe if you want! #veryreallygood #kurtisconner
this just in: the black death, one of the deadliest plagues to date, actually had only FIVE victims! update: the total deaths from the black death have risen to a total of seven! stay safe out there.
What pisses me of is that the all the "feminits are problematic" guys are always acting like if a man respect woman they do it for pusSy. They suck. (Im not a native speaker sorry if i have mistakes:))
Yeah ngl, as an Internet Thot™ myself, OnlyFans has helped me pay my bills so many times. It completely shocked me how many influencers I liked previously that I ended up deciding I no longer wanted to invest time in because they shat on Ian for his girlfriend's decisions and made it seem like someone who does sex work is worth less than anyone else. I understand that some people are just jumping onto the simp meme, but there are others (ie AtoZy) who I just lost all respect for. Like y'all, it's 2020. We're supposed to be supportive of sex workers. Thank you so much Kurtis for being so open-minded and standing up for us and our partners ❤❤
you're delusional. "we're supposed to be supportive of sex workers" so we're supposed to encourage misogyny, men being gross and using women, and turning womens bodies into nothing but a commodity? your brainwashing and forcing people to have no morale or standards is CREEPYYYYYYY. Stop it. also atozy literally never said anything mean or harsh, i'm sorry not everyone agrees with you. you can do what you want nobody is saying you can't lol. but you're delusional and you are living in a fantasy world while blinding yourself to the sexist, male pandering, woman degrading realities. and again, atozy was very polite actually and never said "yeah his gf is worthless haha kill her" like you're pretending. "its 2020, lets support misogyny even more uwu". shut. up. thank you!! this recent wave of blind liberal feminism has got to stop. it's not feminist in the slightest, everything would be fine if you weirdos would stop trying to force everyone to buy your money obsessed lies.
@@BoglimWrangler666 Ummmm you realize it's not just women who are sex workers..? Theres also men..? And very horny women who pay men as well?? Not to mention the mass amount of LGBTQI+ representation in sex work community. Also if you're soOo concerned about people being "turned into commodities" then just hate the work force in general. If you work at mcdonalds, walmart, forever 21, literally ANYWHERE you are being bought and paid for your service. At least with sex work you get better hours and get treated better than working in retail. You sound like someone whos either insanely ignorant and doesnt know what there talking about or a bitter old lady. Either way you're out of touch and you need a hit of reality dear.
"with sex work you get better hours and get treated better than working in retail" you're joking right? please take off your pink sunglasses and face reality, millions of women are exploited in porn industry, forced to be prostitutes from early age, raped on camera, even killed. Most of women are brought to porn and sex industry against their will and you can't really speak for all "sex workers" because sending nudes to people for money is a privilege. I hope you and other people will understand it eventually.
@@ayzhank5381 woah woah woah ok if you think all sex workers are being raped and doing it against their will than YOU are delusional. Sex workers are consenting adults with a job. The people who are forced to have sex for money arent "sex workers", their captive victims being held against their will, that's not a profession. What you're talking about is illegal and comeplety evil and should be stopped completely, but it isnt "sex work".
a guy could really say "yeah maybe women should have equal rights" and someone would say simp. Don't argue and say we have equal rights and protections, we don't
the thing about the idubbbz situation that annoys me the most is that people are trying to justify the hate by saying that his girlfriend is an awful person which might be fair but it wasn't about that in the first place and now they're just trying to find a reason for their sexism like alright, criticize her for whatever she has done, fair enough, but don't go ahead and call idubbbz out for supporting his girlfriend and then be like "yeah but she's also a bad person" because we all know that's not why the whole drama started
Someone seriously needs to animate the bits he creates during his podcasts!! I know it’s pretty difficult to animate things, but just throwing the idea out there!
I want a shirt that says, “That’s not how you cook a steak!!” I would wear that!! Just so people would ask me, and then I could say, “Idk!! I thought you knew!!” Lol
I've been playing a lot of Stardew Valley lately. I got it for the switch and the game came out a while ago so I'm kind of late to the game (hah) but I'm loving it. If you haven't played it you should, it's only like $15
I enjoyed taping up my bathroom to prepare to paint it while listening to this episode. Have you seen the movie Clue? It's based on the boardgame and a cult classic, we have similar tastes I think you'd like it.
The people calling iDubbz a wimp are the kind if people that think a man should be in control of his woman. Also those growls in that tiktok just sound like they're very congested
oh my god that 11 year old steak kid is literally my cousin he's been talking about sous vide and starting arguments of "what kind of steak is the best one" LMAOOO
this just in: the black death, one of the deadliest plagues to date, actually had only FIVE victims!
update: the total deaths from the black death have risen to a total of seven! stay safe out there.
gabbo i swear you’re in every comment section
@@martha-orng i'm magic~
guy: *respects women and treats them as equals*
the internet: SIMP ALERTTT
What pisses me of is that the all the "feminits are problematic" guys are always acting like if a man respect woman they do it for pusSy. They suck.
(Im not a native speaker sorry if i have mistakes:))
Thats exactly what u said. Fuck i lost my brain cause of quarantine😔😔
when u get called a simp but ur a girl appreciating other girls:
all y’all got the wrong definition of simp!!!
Squirrels
In
My
Pants
PREACH the Gospel!
Cami Tripp you’ve unlocked memories I forgot I had .
And thats on 2 Guys n the Parque
THANK YOU
harry styles been real quiet since jenna’s photoshoot😳
i will forever be grateful for those pictures
I really just need Kurtis to film his review of fine line, is that too much to ask.
@@uhoh2307 yes!!!!
wait what are you talking about? i'm lost
@@Rose-mz7ry twitter.com/kurtisconner/status/1247402369287172099
A doctor could cure a woman’s cancer and he’d be called a simp
lmao but its also sad
exactly! like this whole “simp” thing is stupid to me
Helping a woman? Simp
Yeah ngl, as an Internet Thot™ myself, OnlyFans has helped me pay my bills so many times. It completely shocked me how many influencers I liked previously that I ended up deciding I no longer wanted to invest time in because they shat on Ian for his girlfriend's decisions and made it seem like someone who does sex work is worth less than anyone else. I understand that some people are just jumping onto the simp meme, but there are others (ie AtoZy) who I just lost all respect for. Like y'all, it's 2020. We're supposed to be supportive of sex workers. Thank you so much Kurtis for being so open-minded and standing up for us and our partners ❤❤
you're delusional. "we're supposed to be supportive of sex workers" so we're supposed to encourage misogyny, men being gross and using women, and turning womens bodies into nothing but a commodity? your brainwashing and forcing people to have no morale or standards is CREEPYYYYYYY. Stop it. also atozy literally never said anything mean or harsh, i'm sorry not everyone agrees with you. you can do what you want nobody is saying you can't lol. but you're delusional and you are living in a fantasy world while blinding yourself to the sexist, male pandering, woman degrading realities. and again, atozy was very polite actually and never said "yeah his gf is worthless haha kill her" like you're pretending. "its 2020, lets support misogyny even more uwu". shut. up. thank you!! this recent wave of blind liberal feminism has got to stop. it's not feminist in the slightest, everything would be fine if you weirdos would stop trying to force everyone to buy your money obsessed lies.
@@BoglimWrangler666
Ummmm you realize it's not just women who are sex workers..? Theres also men..? And very horny women who pay men as well?? Not to mention the mass amount of LGBTQI+ representation in sex work community.
Also if you're soOo concerned about people being "turned into commodities" then just hate the work force in general. If you work at mcdonalds, walmart, forever 21, literally ANYWHERE you are being bought and paid for your service. At least with sex work you get better hours and get treated better than working in retail.
You sound like someone whos either insanely ignorant and doesnt know what there talking about or a bitter old lady. Either way you're out of touch and you need a hit of reality dear.
"with sex work you get better hours and get treated better than working in retail" you're joking right? please take off your pink sunglasses and face reality, millions of women are exploited in porn industry, forced to be prostitutes from early age, raped on camera, even killed. Most of women are brought to porn and sex industry against their will and you can't really speak for all "sex workers" because sending nudes to people for money is a privilege. I hope you and other people will understand it eventually.
Look I agree with on most things but Atozy was just joking .
@@ayzhank5381 woah woah woah ok if you think all sex workers are being raped and doing it against their will than YOU are delusional. Sex workers are consenting adults with a job. The people who are forced to have sex for money arent "sex workers", their captive victims being held against their will, that's not a profession.
What you're talking about is illegal and comeplety evil and should be stopped completely, but it isnt "sex work".
kurtis ranting about people forming their own boundaries within their own relationships in regards to sex work is music to my ears
This is what I listen to during online school now I guess
a guy could really say "yeah maybe women should have equal rights" and someone would say simp. Don't argue and say we have equal rights and protections, we don't
as a kurtistown citizen with an onlyfans page and a loving partner of 3 years i'm just here to say thanks for being dope about sex work
We stan
Keep vibing fam
kurtistown supports sex work my dude! good for u
as an aspiring stripper with an accepting girlfriend, i agree
I feel so validated watching your podcasts. Phonetically pronouncing weird words is what my inner monologue looks like 100% of the time.
Words/phrases that Kurtis owns:
1. Dude
2. Pardon
3. Fuckin’
4. Yikes
5. My guy
6. (burps)
7. Hey man don’t do that
“👏🏽folks “
kurtis' is honestly the only podcast i would listen to
dude i was crying when he said "could you imagine if someone asked you for your best blue whale sound" lmao
when you find cheeto dust on your scalp and your first instinct is to EAT IT? how relatable 😻😻
gabbo I thought you said cheetah 😳
@@iamarat7667 im not sure which is worse, eating cheeto dust or CHEETAH DUST off your scalp
best part of having a gamer bf is always having a snack around
thank youuu!! i'm not the only person that thinks the whole simp thing is stupid when people are just being nice.
Lol I'm 9 months pregnant and I am not due in a safe time
Hanna Mueller congratulations!!! i hope everything works out for u! good luck to u and ur baby
oof good luck
if I was your baby I'd flex my birthday so much
Renan Andrade “I was born during a global pandemic”
My cousin's baby was born during the pandemic in Boston and they're all alright, good luck to you too!
my cat slept on my hand the whole podcast
My cat slept on my stomach :)
My cat died
Julien Dagher that’s adorable
mr small that’s adorable
mr small yeah they do that
I hope we can meet kurtis’ new doctor friend! he seems very nice :)
Yes, get them to feature!
What if Kurtis just dumped his comedy career and becomes a full time gamer
id hate that
dont give him any ideas
the thing about the idubbbz situation that annoys me the most is that people are trying to justify the hate by saying that his girlfriend is an awful person which might be fair but it wasn't about that in the first place and now they're just trying to find a reason for their sexism
like alright, criticize her for whatever she has done, fair enough, but don't go ahead and call idubbbz out for supporting his girlfriend and then be like "yeah but she's also a bad person" because we all know that's not why the whole drama started
"aooOOOOOooo"
just blue whale tingz 😻😻😻😳🐋
Teehee
I'm doing online school 🤷♀️ I'm still gonna watch this instead of doing my tasks 👀😬😬😬
kurtis those pictures jenna took of you were so beautiful you are the only man who deserves rights
As a cis straight man, I would vote that if any one of us deserves rights, its Kurtis
no one:
not a soul:
literally not one person:
kurtis: welcome back to veryreallygoodpodcast
coronavirus: *happening*
kurtis: *makes mountain dew puns*
doctor: “you have 38 minutes and 48 seconds left to live”
me:
some girl was making her cookies round w a cookie cutter and EVERYONE was so mad at her like. she wanted round cookies?? im sorry??
what are u talking about lmao
Panic! AtMyBrain 28:00 it’s kind of the same idea
Mm there’s nothing like Kurtis vehemently defending women 😤😤 a true king
Tasmanian devil has been real quiet since that tik tok
I love the episode series!! analytics can make you feel discouraged but its so entertaining
hi I freakin loved ur latest ig pic I think I'm gonna paint it
Omg yes do it! It would be a great painting! He a faerie
Imagine getting homework from not only school but from Kurtis 😫
Just kidding. This is probably the only homework I’ll actually do.
The absolute horror in his face when the growling video started to loop 😂😂
You're super respectful to women and I appreciate it a lot!!! :)
« who are you though? » made my whole night thank you
How the times have changed,,,
someone growling before: “ew cringey! gross! furry!”
someone growling now: “sO hOt oMfG!! sO sExY!!”
no i still believe it’s cringey #iMnOtLiKeOtHeRgIrLs
u could do dumb buzzfeed quizzes or tier lists. or even do a pod with jenna if she’s comfortable
I continuously yelled for Kurtis to stop when he played the growl compilation... I'M SO UNCOMFY
one of the growling boys had a "saturdays for the boys" poster in the background ..... makes sense
*lowkey this was just an excuse for Kurtis to show us his growl*
i was doing hw to this n hw has never been this entertaining, thanks krutboy
You know what they say about guys with short podcasts
I think that girl also made the “hey mamas” tiktoks 🤢
So nice to hear a mature take on the idubbz situation
call kurtis a simp all you want but i’m a simp for kurtis and kurtistown 🥺
I've finally heard the best canadian say "eh". I can die peacefully now.
I love everything you’re doing including your standup. It’s helping keep me sane during this fucking plague.
the growls sound like frogs im gonna cry
i absolutely love you and all you’re videos including the episode videos so much so thank you sm for posting and providing me entertainment
this podcast is the only thing keeping me going through social distancing
When are you going to have Jenna as a guest on the pod??
plagoo, oh, the plagoo killed seven peepeelee.. the plagoo killed seven peeohple
Someone seriously needs to animate the bits he creates during his podcasts!! I know it’s pretty difficult to animate things, but just throwing the idea out there!
The growling tiktok really reminds me of my 1 1/2 y/o who is currently obsessed with leopard noises and does them all day
i mean, factually, at least 7 people died of the plague
nobody
kurtis on his girlfriend's posts: wowwowowwowwowwowwow
Play stardew valley, it’s a good one. Also, due to the pandemic my mom waited on hold for 7 hours and they never answered.
I want a shirt that says, “That’s not how you cook a steak!!” I would wear that!! Just so people would ask me, and then I could say, “Idk!! I thought you knew!!” Lol
These are honestly so relaxing and I love listening to them.
YOUR STORY LIPSYNCING TO LIAM PAYNE HAD ME CRYING LAUGHING
thank you for another great episode :) i'm so grateful for your hard work
your voice is literally so soothing i can’t😔✋
I don’t know what to Mountain Dew about this pandemic.....
These growling noises are so disgusting lol I prefer the “meow” boy 1000%
I live for these. All you content really makes me happy. I hope your doing well. I'm doing safe hope you are too.
i don’t know if this is just how the podcast usually goes but i’m pretty sure kurtis is going slowly insane someone get him some bang energy
i was honestly having a shitty day,, had a fucking sleep paralysis and this genuinely saved my day??? i love u
Kurtis, if you like the 1975, you should definitely listen to The Japanese House. she’s AMAZING!
Simp is an AAVE term that slipped into internet culture like tea and wig :/
Lyric Campbell AAVE?
Lyric Campbell african american vernacular english- a term that comes from the black communities in america :) hope that helped 💚
exactly.
thank GOD we're in quarantine in kurtis town, I couldn't handle being stuck in any other place that wasn't the best town on earth (kurtis town)
"-itis" (medical term) means inflammation. You have inflammation of the Epic Gamer
Eyeitis, Idk why I thought of that first
I hate when people make these types of names eyetits
emia meaning presence in blood
1:53 - 1:58 almost made me spit out my water 😭😂
the growling segment was HILARIOUs thank you Kurtis.
Duuude my favorite alcoholic beverage is vaawdogka! That's so cool
I did the exact same sound as Kurtis at the blue whale part lmao highlight of my week
misogynistic dudebro twitter using the word "simp" as a rebuttal is to kpop twitter's fancams
oh kurtis i watched the animal crossing stream yesterday bc I missed the actual stream- pls play Minecraft
Raamina Khan yes Minecraft pleaseee 🥺🥺
you know whats worse than those pokémon sounds? the sounds that ghasts make
the music at the intro really soothes my soul
Trust me bois, once that extra greeting disappears the world hit different
are we getting 2 da point where girls are starting to say “bois”
Kurtis can you address those 'real fairy' tiktoks?
That Liam Payne video never fails to amaze me how funny it is
I've been playing a lot of Stardew Valley lately. I got it for the switch and the game came out a while ago so I'm kind of late to the game (hah) but I'm loving it. If you haven't played it you should, it's only like $15
Tik tok boys growling do be sounding like my dad when I was younger trying to play scare me 😬
Funny South African thing: in Afrikaans we use the word ‘kak’ which literally means ‘shit’
Curtis Conner; destroying the news paper industry single handedly since ever.
the girl version on that growling video was the tiktok lesbians "hey mamas" video
31:10 LMAOOOO LISTEN TO THISSS
The MEOW's were just incredible lmao
31:37 meow
plssss make tier lists on the podcast or on stream, i would watch that all day
2:05 made me spit out my drink 😭😭
I was just looking at Pokémon on tumblr and you mentioned caterpie lol
I enjoyed taping up my bathroom to prepare to paint it while listening to this episode. Have you seen the movie Clue? It's based on the boardgame and a cult classic, we have similar tastes I think you'd like it.
do buzzfeed quizzes on the next podcast >:(
Kurtis: makes a joke
Kurtis 2 seconds later: that’s so fucking stupid
Kurtis: how many did the plague kill? 5?
The Black Death: am i a joke to you?
The people calling iDubbz a wimp are the kind if people that think a man should be in control of his woman.
Also those growls in that tiktok just sound like they're very congested
oh my god that 11 year old steak kid is literally my cousin he's been talking about sous vide and starting arguments of "what kind of steak is the best one" LMAOOO
liam is so funny without trying I cant even
Those goddman straight boys stealing the lesbian growl