Family Guy Asian Jokes Part 1
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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Stop making asian jokes only black and Italians Joke
@@bluredstoneiii5594 what? why are black and italian jokes fine, but not asian?
@@roc-noK beacuse me asian
@@bluredstoneiii5594 alright then
In Asia, we push the ears of the rabbit forward to make it look Western
Rabbit already looks western. Meta, I know 😙
@leishimi ngangbam By still a western 👀
@leishimi ngangbam Pretty much. It varies, of course 😗
I’ll have the Carrots and Lettuce
Gimme callot, gimme rettuce
"HERE COMES A BLACK GUY"! 😂
😂😳
😂😂👌
HAHAHA NIGGA
@@zenithchan1646 stop racism brotha.
@@jatinchoudhary4108 no racism here until you brought it up
"I just want to yell at customers when they come in the door" Same 😂😂
i lost it when the black guy come in 😂😂😂
This yelling at entering customers thing doesn't happen in England. Nearest equivalent is the customers at the fish and chips shop yelling at the cook what fish they want when there's a queue.
Yes I was a I bit surprised when this happened to me in Tokyo and Osaka 😂 the chefs just yell at everyone
@@majinmj1663 I worked as a waitress in Japan and we had to say this. It's quite normal to me.
HERECOMESABLACKGUY!
"Irassaimasu"
"Hajimemashita"
"Here comes the black guy"
Roll over for laughing 😂😂
The German version went something like this:
"Hiroshima-saaaan!"
"Nagasaki-saaaan!"
"Hier kommt ein schwarzer Maaaaann!"
@@superevilscientistgamer5939 that last part its the same?
@@luanlinhares1707 Not quite. The German one, translated, means "Here comes a black guy". If it were "Here comes the black guy", the German version would go "Hier kommt der schwarze Mann!"
It's still funny, though.
I died🤣🤣🤣
Parah men
The "GIVE ME CALLOT, GIVE ME RETTUCE"
caught me so off guard
YO SAME 😂
First time I seen that clip and I was not ready 😂
The pronunciation always crack me😂😂😂😂
Give me carrot! Give me lettuce!
"They all hate each other for some reason" Is spot on
But it's obvious to anyone who knows history,
White people: *Nervous Sweating*
It’s just a competition. Lmao.
@@user-jh8ow5ns5o media only shows what people want to watch so actually it's not about the media we asian always hated each other even when there was no internet
@@nakulninama9347 I'm Asian and I work with Vietnamese, Flilpinos, Chinese and Koreans and Japanese and we all get along for the most part.
The Asian rabbit is actually quite funny.
Gimme carrot, Gimme lettuce
I’m Asian and I approve this joke and the stereotypical Chinese music that the bartender sung
Deron Every *rettuce
I fucking died lol
Gimme callot,gimme rettuce 😭😂
The Asian rabbit thing also applies to cats
My dog applies to this too
And dogs
Animal lovers here.
But rabbits have the buck teeth
@@AaronCataract hell yea, but have you see the Mexicans they got teeth made out of beans 🌮 🌯
Yo, that Asian stand up comedian joke was freaking ruthless. Good shit.
"You stay out of my store, I remember all your faces!" }X-D
Racism inception.
“What they doing?what they stealing? Who wit me?”
🤣🤣
K 🇰🇷 R E A !!
"Do they just eat the regular food?"
"No, no the opposite"
Yeah we felt and seen that🤦🏻♂️
Yet everyone always goes to Chinese buffets and sushi places.
@@Halcon_Sierreno bruh he’s referring to what caused covid
Bats , dogs , rabbits , cats , mfs weird asl
@@Halcon_Sierreno Those are americanized dishes. Real asian food is bugs, silkworm larva, dogs, cats, hooves, poisonous fish, barbed boney fish, fish left out in the sun, it's like the olympics of eating all the smelliest and most inedible things... part of the reason being Asia's harsh geologic history whereas Europe and North America were under ice for a long period of time. The extra factors amped up the competition of flora and fauna.
But they can read..write..
And they are making more..😅
0:05
“How much signal I need to cut across 8 lane? None? I turn now. Good luck everybody else.”
Damn she savage
That is so relatable.
thats driving in real life on highways. Every time its excited to find out wether i srrive at my destination alive.
I’m still trying to figure how, if we just use 1 long signal to cut across 8 lane.
I am Indonesia and this type woman is Bar-bar
You don't need to quote it when you already put the timestamp.
My Ethics professor tried showing this clip to the classroom cause we were on the topic of Asian Portrayal in mainstream media. She was saying how offensive this show is. Everyone in class couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. She got mad at us
She shouldn’t really be mad it’s a joke people make racist jokes so there is no reason for her to get but hurt about it.
She's a bitch
Lmao
Lemme guess....leftist white professor?
But it's true, mainstream media doesn't portray Asians in a positive light. They are never the heroes or romantic leads. With BLM now, I see blacks are getting more positive exposure. I see more black people in commercials than whites now. Same thing should be happening with Asians.
I love how the lady says good luck everybody else when she knows everyone will be dead in a explosion fire
That’s my favorite part as an Asian Woman😂
A explosion fire
It’s almost like that’s the entire joke
Shut it
Its called population control
1:38 every anime tsundere in the nutshell Lol
lol
This universe brian still the same
Lmao I'm Asian and I love when people joke about Asian stereotypes
Do they still call you slope?
They destroy us Irish at every chance , and it’s some funny shit
Most of my friends were either Viet or Filipino and they were some of the most racist people I've ever met lol
I wish more people could see this instead of impolitely blurting “HATE CRIME!!!!! HATE CRIME!!!!!!”
Minority joke doesn’t always = racism
I am black and I love n word jokes
Gimme callot.. gimme rettuce...
I lost it when the rabbit spoke 😂😂
L's and r's are hard to pronounce in some asian countries. I only know japan being one.
😂😂😂
690 likes lmao
The rabbit
Dude that Japanese is surprisingly good
I wonder if they got the original voice actors to do it
Im pretty sure peter, brian and stewie were seth himself. Dude is hella talented.
Quagmire and Brian's Japnese is as natural as native's one, but it's almost impossible to understand other character's Japanese if we don't have subtitles.
Tbh I understood everything they said.
And it was so funny.
@@psychobreak730 Peter and Stewie's Japanese doesn't make sence to me though I'm a native Japanese speaker.
"YOU STAY OUT OF MY STO'! ALL YOU STAY OUT MY STO', I REMEMBER YOU *FACE!* " 🤣 He went up there just to say THAT?!
Me when I caught some people stealing from the store I worked at LOL
Oml💀 Dude said "STAY OUT OF MY STORE, I REMEMBER YOUR FACE"😂😂 I'm wheezing
😂
*I REMEMBER YOU FACE
I am surprised Family Guy has not been canceled. I'm glad it's immune to cancel culture
Seths a liberal so its okay
What show has been cancelled for cracking jokes?
@@vinnybrown1122 the one that made a Taylor swift joke
@Arlene M. You say that but there’s an entire episode dedicated to Stewie getting pregnant with Brian’s babies deviant style.
@@nascarfan88ta Family Guy has gone off the air multiple times but then brought back because Fox realized the shows they were trying to replace Family Guy with sucked. They’ve even made self-aware jokes about being canceled on the show.
As a native Japanese myself, I enjoyed all of them! But that multiverse scene... I’m not offended or anything, it’s just too clingy to hear those quasi-Japanese lol. You know, the same kind of cringe when you hear a really bad singer trying to perform a cappella.
I mean, it's still Family Guy after all but I'm surprised not _all_ Asian jokes presented here are cringe
Nice to see people like the joke and not get offended my guy
@XDranzer000 You have good ears! Meg and Lois’s accent is very good actually, but grammar and vocabulary are way off. That makes things weirder lol. Quagmire’s line is spot on.
It sounds like anime to me
And as far as i know
Anime also has a type of quasi-japanese (depends on the show ofc)
No stop asian jokes
1:02 all weebs be like 😂😂😂
@Stolen Memes Most people use weeb, so no one uses weeabos anymore
Liked
😂
@Stolen Memes obsolete
@@FiqFake157
Weeb and Weaboo are different watch FilthyFrank
1:56 that laugh tho
That wasn't a laugh...
@@steampunkcollections2613 its an engine failing
That raugh thow
Don’t think it’s a laugh, but it’s the funniest part of the video for sure
In Japan Culture hit a Wemon this happens but only little the rest is rape 44 days in Hell
0:28 that caught me off guard lmao
0:58
"I just want to yell at customers when the walk in"
The personal motto of every retail worker
STAY OUT MY STORE
I remember you face
@@microtransactions2661 Black people booing in the background
ALL OF YOU STAY OUT OF MY STORE, I REMEMBER YOUR FACE
It’s funny because it’s true 😂
WHAT THEY DOING WHAT THEY STEARING WHO WITH ME
" no, no..the opposite " :)))
That did not age so well
@@user-dw6uk9kz9q It aged extremely well.
@@user-dw6uk9kz9q aged like fine wine wtf are you talking about lol
@@fleeplayTV 🦠
Our regular food are defferent from each country..
That Asian family guy scene hits different after watching so many anime and “cultured anime” even though there’s still subtitles.
0:45 Ever since I saw this, I do it to my cats, never fails to make me laugh.
It's really fun when you do that with a Siamese cat and in your best over-the-top fake accent start singing the Siamese Cat Song from the OG version of Lady and the Tramp. Or get it to sing and quote all of Yul Brynner as King Mongkut's songs and lines in The King and I. Or the long-since-censored Old Growltiger's Last Stand from the original 1983 performance of Cats. Anything that plays with your kitty being Siamese.
Prob y u only have cats to entertain u... lmao
what. seth voiced his own japanese lines.... i’m just floored man. this guy just is capable of more than anyone could ever expect.
He only said like 5 lines in Japanese. What exactly is so impressive about learning 5 sentences of a foreign language?
@@banner100 When I compare to most of my fellow Americans who are absolutely incapable of speaking anything more than English, I’m impressed! Not only are a lot of my classmates incapable, but utterly unwilling to learn. Not that there’s anything wrong with being incapable by itself. And if they learn, it’s usually not an Asian language. This is coming from someone who grew up in a multilingual Asian family and learned English as a third language.👍 That’s my perspective, at least.
@@Kata_Rin Willingness to at least learn which is fantastic. Great story friend :)
@@Kata_RinStill, when the international *lingua franca* is English, does it really matter what language people speak? At least which language to different people groups speak to each other?
As a asian female I can confirm this
Yeah, that seems about right for me as well...
I have a bad feeling about this reply section in a couple of weeks
@@MSami-fe6uj stop
@@hunterngavinmom you jinx it you son of bıtch
Did you watch this video/post this comment while driving?
1:33
Why he sound like Sanji I'm dead 😂
1:33 that's PINK GUY
The Asian rabbit joke made me laugh too hard and I'm Asian lmao
Nobody cares if you’re Asian.
2:08 lmaoo i present you asian
0:45 i lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏
GIMMIE CARROT!
GIMMIE LETTUCE!
Gimme callot! Gimme rettuce!
1:36 Quagmire's "Goodye" is just 👌
"Give me callot!"
"Give me Rettuce!"
lmao that rabbit killed me
Me too
1:48 that NK news host was very unexpected lol XDDD.
OMG🤣 YOURE RIGHT!
As an Asian,
This is hilarious and funny at the same time
1:20 Meg, Brian, and Quagmire speak good Japanese, really.
OH MY GOD 0:38 LOLLLLL
Lowkey want to see if that is actually possible with a rabbit now lol
2:21 Like bats amirite 🤣
Im Asian and I approve this
Based
i second this
Why do I love it when the target of a joke normally finds it hilarious and takes it in stride? Especially when it's of this nature?
@Persephone[Percy]no that's not hating thats accepting cuz its funny
Thank you President of Asia
Japanese Quagmire took me TF out 😂😭
Even though he’s already part Asian.
Giggity….GIGGITY……GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Got to love how they always make jokes about China, Japan and sometimes Korea, no where else in Asia lol
Cause in the US, India and the Middle East is not seen as Asia.
Japan, Korea and China: Asian jokes
India: Indian jokes
Big brain time
@@fran9201 what about the other countries they never mention in asia
it's simple because they want to joke about Eastern Asians not South East Asians
The East Asian people and culture are just so prevalent we forget about the other Asians. The Filipinos, Thai, Pacific Islanders etc that lose out due to affirmative action get swept under the rug.
1:23 to 1:45.
Most accurate depiction of shonen anime EVAR.
1:55
I like how when Peter draws back to land a punch, his elbow punches the wall behind him first. XD
😂 I just noticed that 😂😂😂
The rabbit one had me in stitches because I wasn't expecting the rabbit to get in on the stereotype
That’s the thing I love about Family Guy… They insult everyone equally. 🤣🤣
I am surprised they didn’t make a joke serving Brian for dinner when they were in the Asian dimension
Edit: Whoops I got my cultures wrong sorry. But I am surprised they didn’t add the scene where Mr. Washy Washy asks if they r gonna eat Brian for dinner.
Ahaha that’s true
Lol I think that's supposed to be more like a Chinese thang. but I could be wrong
It's actually Chinese that commonly eat dogs, not Japanese
@@jeremyyudiarta8757
Same thing
@@zenmaster8826 lmao
1:54 Asian Peter punched Lois without even looking at her
Because Lois brought his food too late, and his dick wasn’t erected no more.
0:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm Japanese and this is hilarious
no u not japanese
u fake Japanese "weeb"
@@thesorrow96 do you have a problem with weebs?
1:28 japanese people did that to sacrafice themselves if they did something wrong
I fsr learned that in history class
0:05 Lao
0:20 Chinese
0:48 Japanese
1:02 Another Japanese
1:10 Still Japanese(8 of them)
2:06 Singaporean :))
No, 0:20 is Korean. "Kim Lee-sung" is a Korean name.
@@Devil-nt2zo im not good at EA
0.05 Is indonesian , when indonesian Old Hag Is The King of Road , They turn Signal To left But they Turn Right. How hillarious
@@randomlokalvideos2750 hmmm, normal
@@randomlokalvideos2750 but thx for the info
I hate how the last one is so true
1:17 as a Japanese that whole scene was the most messed up sht I've ever seen in my life, I can't believe this exists XD
This is so funny! lol
I'm black but the stand up asian comedian is just on point. and it was the funniest scene from family guy fr.
“Gimme callot! Gimme rettuce!”
Dead.
LMAO the "They all hate each other for some reason" part is so true
Irish, Brits and Scots don't like each other either.
@@lamarravery4094 Well they were the same country and conquered 25% of the world by themselves so it worked out
Not really
Do they just eat the regular food? 😂😂😂
No no the opposite
no its corona time
That’s so funny
@@subv1089 shut up
😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:30 You stay out my store, all you stay out my store, I remember you face!
I died laughing at this.
The Asian Lady driver joke is so perfect. Especially given the Lady who drowned herself by backing the Tesla into the pool😅
0:20 felt
I can obviously tell this guy is Korean.
My dad was in a US army engineering unit in Korea in the 1970s. Said that Korean drivers had no sense of self preservation whatsoever. They had to escort all the army 18 wheelers when moving equipment. Not because it was an oversized load, but just to prevent Korean drivers from throwing themselves and their vehicles under the big-rig as it made right and left turns.
They were usually successful, but Koreans are hard working and determined. A few did make it past the escorts to get flattened to varying degrees by the 18 wheeler. He said nobody got killed on the ones he was with, but several cars ended up destroyed.
Thailand also has crazy careless drivers, so many times I have seen them drive out of side road into a busy speeding multi lane road without even looking to see if anything is coming.
1:40 Tsunderes in a nutshell
"What they're doing! What they're stealing!" Lol
0:22 Well, at least it's not Kim Il Sung.
“ here comes a black guyyy”
That entire stupid sequence followed by Brian saying "well I think I've seen enough" actually made me bust out laughing. That is one of the more funny clips I've seen from this show
1:16 This had me dying
Same thing for Meg
"Also, there'll be different varieties that will all hate each other for some reason."
😆 I love that!
1:06 “here comes a black guyyyy” 🤣😂🤣😂
is it possible to like and dislike a video at the same time
The rabbit part is such gold
Denny Hamlin sent me
My man made a tweet with the first clip about Larson passing him in the last lap at Dega and NASCAR gave him sensitivity training
Hamlin being a socialized prick again
me: “mom can we have anime”
mom: “no we have anime at home”
anime at home: 1:17
"Do they eat just like, regular food?"
"No, no the opposite."
The regular food eats THEM.
That asian multiverse version of family guy is best :D
Black guy come to sushi shop really got me😂😂😂
Yeah, we don't eat that shit. 😖
@@natethan2204 yea u eat fried chicken
@@natethan2204 Don't speak for all of us. I love sushi lmfao
Be honest I always like asian jokes in family guy that's beyond hilarious
1:55 that laugh tho 💀
Wow, this show is like the most cancellable thing and I love it!
I like family guy they make fun of every race weather its Hispanics Asian black etc.. But the show is for people who don't get offended and can take a joke
@@Jamalwa9 ya people get so offended at every little thing nowadays and its so annoying lol
Wait til you find out about South Park..
0:47 that tune he was singing is the beginning beat to the song turning Japanese 😂
I’m ded... at the end when he was like, “nah nah... the opposite.” Thats truthful
0:18 this guy has balls of steel
1:11 can someone explain this joke
That's asain family unfortunately
Its a joke about WWII, its saying this is what could have happened if the usa never dropped the bombs and Japan took over the country
“Tiny penis but extremely efficient”
As an Asian I can relate KkeishJjajsjsjsjssjs💀😂😭
As an asian I feel very weak, NEED MORE JOKES other then me.
Non asian culture is very different. You'll feel uncomfortable for sure. But also you need to adapt with them. Asians were quite Isolated and they became the most different race.
I can feel you. I used to feel the same then I tried to change my asian mindset as much as possible. Now I feel much more comfort and normal. Asians need to bring some change in their culture.
They portrayed Japanese culture very well 😂😂
"Tananananananananaaaaa"
*GIMME CALLOT, GIMME RETTUCE*
These jokes are so good theyre still true today...
0:05 so true, in April, two Chinese girls scratched my bumber with their Fiat 500.
1:38 gotta love the tsunderes
As a Asian-American; I approve all this clips
Weird seeing this recommended today after the shootings in Atlanta last night.
Why is it weird?
@@not_your_average_joe if you don’t understand immediately, then I’m not sure me explaining it will help you any.
@@Snerts just explain it
@@ihave113subscribers2 There was a mass shooting in Atlanta where a racist white dude went on a shooting spree and killed a lot of Asian women. The next morning this was recommended to me. It was a weird coincidence. Not that complicated.
@@Snerts oh.. Well that's pretty fucked up.. Cheers for sharing
The turn signal one is my favorite. 😂😂😂