Yeah that was the wrong call. Olena sucked such a mean cock that she got Luthor Tyrell to nix all the families plans and demand to marry her lol. Plus as an old broad she can give a true "gummer". Huge mistake!
@@oOoCassandraSteeloOo I think we speak for everyone that Tywin Lannister's voice should be enough to satisfy anyone's cravings. ... and for his age he does not look half-bad neither in a swimsuit ._.
Truly following in GRRM’s footsteps, Glimbus refuses to finish his magnum opus pisstakes, instead creating side content that, while interesting, ISN’T THE SEASON 6 OR 5 PISSTAKES
I also want S3/4 piss takes, more light needs shed on the earlier seasons and how they're very-very far from perfect... The more I re-watch the more and more I keep on finding, like a loose thread just pull on it and pretty soon the entire fucking sweater is undone and there's a pool of yarn 🥴
@@stefanfilipovits21 Remember: "the best" does not mean good. And with the final season we have destroyed any character who might've had a chance to have a better story.
I respect TF out of a guy who is so willing to admit he'd smash both grey worm and ramsey bolton in the same 20 seconds. You are amazing AF for making me laugh for an entire 7 mins!
Pffft Grey worm is such a soft boi, he’d constantly be asking if he’s doing ok and then get all angsty about it afterwards before telling you how you just don’t understand Radiohead on the same level as he does
the breathiness of this video is amazing. It's like I can physically feel each frustrated sigh. amazing. glidus number one game of thrones content creator of all time. objectively correct list.
100% convinced you were gonna say "This character is Welsh" for the Night King but kept laughing at the joke. And Unless you tell me otherwise I will go to my grave thinking that
This is the kind of thoughtful and in depth textual analysis that I've come not only to expect from this channel, but to love and crave near-insatiably.
this would be a perfect drinking game if you take a shot every time glombus says in disbelief "this character is a [dog/horse/dragon/child/etc]" and take two for Lyanna
ME: *Waiting for the next pisstake, not all these side projects* GLIDUS: “I know, I know, for many of you out there, only one of those projects matters. I am sorry for you. They ALL matter to me.”
If you're committed to doing anything but pisstakes, I have an idea for you : why not a video ranking every POV characters on the basis of how consistently entertaining/interesting their chapters are ? (which character has the best pov chapters basically)
Jon, Tyrion, Jaime, Barristan, Victarion and Theon are the most interesting to me. Arya, Bran, Sansa, Brienne, Catelyn, Sam, Davos, Aeron, Cersei, and Eddard were all somewhere in the middle. The least are probably Dany, Arianne, Quentyn and Arys (man I just find Dorne so slow). In regards to Prologue/Epilogue characters I’d say: Kevan > Varamyr > Chett > Merrett > Cressen > Will > Pate I would be curious to hear Glimbo’s list
@@megamovieman101 i'm interested as to what made you put Victarion that high. I definitely wouldn't have put him above Cersei or Ned. Bran is dead last for me along with Dany. their chapters just stopped being interesting to me after book one, with maybe a few exceptions. The Dorne plot I kinda liked, maybe because I watched GOT up to season 5 first and compared to the show's Dorne plot, the book one was solid gold lol. Also I don't remember any of Quentyn's chapters except for his last, which was hilarious And Jaime would defo my fave here.
Passing on Osha? She’s the woman who oozes more sensuality than everyone else in the serie. Not necessarily the most good looking but you can believe she is up to “wild things”
It’s that face. Natalia Tena is one of the most beautiful women on the show but in an unconventional way. Theon didn’t stand a chance against her and then she used the haze to help the boys escape
@@MalloryNewcomb that s right, Tena’s face is beautiful in an unconventional way, but it’s also the vibes she gives. Body language, stare and feminine swagger.
I can't believe you passed on Osha :o But respectable list. I'm patiently awaiting the next Viserys erotic fanfic on your second channel to celebrate this milestone :)
@@mothercommunism9739 There's a bunch of fan theories that a bunch of characters are in fact horses or have turned into horses. They were documented in a collab done recently where he had various GoT YT'ers guess which theories were real or fake.
The "What the fu*k is this?" at Lommy made me chuckle...during a meeting. I had to play it off with a fake cough and everything. ...so, thanks for that.
The awkward long silence between the direwolf considerations! LMFAO. I’m not sure why I avoided this video for so long. I guess I thought it was a guy thing and it wouldn’t be funny for a girl like me. This actually became my favorite video. Fuckin hilarious. And why did I agree with like 99% of these?
Dude, I was shocked when you said 69k subscribers, I thought you had like half a million, considering that this is far the best and the funniest GOT content in UA-cam. I’ll go to a patreon now, you’re awesome, don’t stop!!!
The fact that we live in a world in which Glidus willingly Passes on Barristan Mother Fucking Selmy, but Smashes both Cersei and The Mountain; two admittedly physically attractive characters, both of whom would have you killed in completely different, horrible ways, is tragic.
"talking about character at their oldest"
still chooses smash for Melisandre
😂
Just keep the sex choker on!
I mean who wouldn't
Didn't read the terms and conditions there 😂
I mean, all she has to do is keep the gem on
mad lad
The force with which he said Smash for Margaery and Oberyn is one of the most relatable things to ever leave Lord Glimbus' mouth
I can totally imagine this setting the engine for MargaeryxOberyn fanfic
lmao
@@MalloryNewcomb Hi, this is unrelated to your reply but I have (almost) the same last name as you. E on the end superiority
@@AtunSheiFilms i like your content
"I could get my brother and Oberyn, if that would help?"
Oberyn: smash
The mountain agrees
I was looking for this 😂 *wheezes until death follows*
still too soon
More of a smoosh but I'll allow it.
I'm sorry Glidus, but Tywin is a smash, if only for Charles Dance's voice.
SMASH
SMASHING THAT LIKE BUTTON
“YOURE MY DAUGHTER”
So is Tyrion, Peter Dinklage is a snack
AGREED😔
*shakes Glidus violently* WHY DID HOU NOT TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY "THIS CHARACTER IS A DOG" WHEN IT WAS THE HOUND'S TURN AHHHHH
This character is a horse... and a dog. ... ... smash.
Because he's clearly a horse
The horse joke not good enough
Passing on Olena Tyrell? Whatever, it's your call, but you're missing out on someone who has *honed* *their* *craft,* proudly.
Another question for the philosophers?
The only way to play Your sister's bethrothed.
@@MalloryNewcomb Balzac wrote a book about that
A sword swallower through and through!
Yeah that was the wrong call. Olena sucked such a mean cock that she got Luthor Tyrell to nix all the families plans and demand to marry her lol. Plus as an old broad she can give a true "gummer". Huge mistake!
The double smash shout on Margaery and Oberyn really did it for me lol
Had to play that back a few times ‘cause I couldn’t see who was after Oberyn I was laughing so hard 😂
SMASH! SMAASSHHH! But seriously, smashes all day.
The tension i felt during the pause after "this character is a dog..." Surprised me
Me too
Same. ^^
I kept expecting him to say smash to one of the direwolves
He did smash Drogon tho
YOU REALLY PASSED ON CHARLES DANCE? Glidus, we need to have words.
Seriously, my thoughts exactly. He would smash this one dude for his voice, but not Charles Dance?
DID YOU HEAR CHARLES DANCE TALK? :D
@@oOoCassandraSteeloOo I think we speak for everyone that Tywin Lannister's voice should be enough to satisfy anyone's cravings.
... and for his age he does not look half-bad neither in a swimsuit ._.
@@michielwerring5846 Keeps himself in impeccable shape! It is known.
He’s too shy
Madness, madness and stupidity!
Truly following in GRRM’s footsteps, Glimbus refuses to finish his magnum opus pisstakes, instead creating side content that, while interesting, ISN’T THE SEASON 6 OR 5 PISSTAKES
I second this
Im going to title my suicide note: "WAITING FOR WINDS"
trully cannot wait for season 5 pisstake on Stannis death or him burning his daughter omg
I just want the Viserys GOT review 😔
I also want S3/4 piss takes, more light needs shed on the earlier seasons and how they're very-very far from perfect... The more I re-watch the more and more I keep on finding, like a loose thread just pull on it and pretty soon the entire fucking sweater is undone and there's a pool of yarn 🥴
Bran isn't a character, he's a plot device.
But he has “the best story”
🙄
@@stefanfilipovits21 Remember: "the best" does not mean good. And with the final season we have destroyed any character who might've had a chance to have a better story.
I can never tell whether people are talking about bran as in the cripple, or bron as in tyrions bodyguard because people always spell them both bran
He *was* a character.
Then he became a lousy plot device.
This character is a tree
says not into dad energy, still says smash to ned stark lmao
Literally the one true (thematic) daddy of the series
@@magnus75damkier just like cat is the mom and so he said yeah but felt weird about it
and Stannis, the daddiest character of them all
DILFs!!!
And Tormund lmao…
This man is so committed to not make the No One piss take and I fully respect it
Yay I gave you the 69th like
SMASH
“They ALL matter to me”
Forget pisstakes, I want GoT review.
I mean do you want to rewatch that episode?
The slightly-too-long pause for animals, children and dragons cracks me up every time
Did my guy really just pass on Barristan fuckin’ Selmy?!
passin' where he should've been smashin'
@@lordsnarkgrumpkinslayer9865 Barristan serves with pride
Well the showrunners did so anything's possible.
@@stefanfilipovits21 Barristan passed on Glidus, he is of the true steel.
@@StormShadowHarris ZING!
I respect TF out of a guy who is so willing to admit he'd smash both grey worm and ramsey bolton in the same 20 seconds. You are amazing AF for making me laugh for an entire 7 mins!
Yeah... smash to both a guy with no cock and a guy who cuts off cocks.... odd view into his preferences lol
This character is a beetle
Olsen Lanister: SMAäAß
love how he passed for Theon, but Greyworm is so fucking hot he smashed anyway
I mean Greyworm makes it work. It is known.
It's because he'd be smashing Greyworm, but he'd want to be smashed by Theon
@@andromidius It is known
Pffft Grey worm is such a soft boi, he’d constantly be asking if he’s doing ok and then get all angsty about it afterwards before telling you how you just don’t understand Radiohead on the same level as he does
He doesn’t discriminate against eunuchs.
I’m more mad that he passed on Osha
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If Big Barry The Bold isn’t a smash, we aren’t watching the same show
For real, more like Barristan the sexy
@@stefanfilipovits21
Bruh when he started taking his armor off my Wall melted. No homo tho
You know what they say. Warrior on the streets, terrible in the sheets. Solid pass.
Rumor says he prefers the sewer entrance
Barry the Bold died in that hallway because he tripped mid fight over his enormous cock. Guy's a stallion. Smash ALL DAY!
the "smash smash smash smash" at Viserys is very relatable lolol
whenever he comes across a child or an animal i breathe a sigh of relief as he ends up making the right choice after taking a moment to answer
although he smashed Drogon but not Ghost... i demand a recount
Only one slip up but we all make misstakes in the heat of passion
Those pauses tho.
He did smash Drogo the horse
@@kmshana94A true D&D player at heart
the breathiness of this video is amazing. It's like I can physically feel each frustrated sigh. amazing. glidus number one game of thrones content creator of all time. objectively correct list.
Not to mention the tension in those pauses.
"This character is a child....
...
......
...pass."
Wonderful voicing with little words and much breathing.
@@callmecatalyst *boils milk and pours it on your keyboard*
“HOOOOOAAAAGH”
-Gligar
‘He looks so English’
Literally over half the cast: ‘U wot m8’
SHAHJAJA he was such a smash thooo
The desperate horniness of the Oberyn smash is the biggest mood in the entire video xD
I appreciate the "what the fuck's a Lommy?" reference.
Taking a page out of Martin's book, I see. Not focusing on your main series, while distracting us with sex. Well played.
Not gonna lie, I can respect the Catelyn Smash
Lol that’s why he gave it… out of respect. 🤪
I agree, although I can’t respect the Tyrion pass
Look, I can’t put my finger on it, but I just KNOW she’s an absolute freak in bed.
Especially the book version
GLIDUS, YOU'VE MADE US AAAAANGRY, GLIDUS!!!
We wanty pissy take Glidum!
@@johnlienhart2717 no we want smash tywin ._.
I'm glad we're all in agreement that Viserys was the hottest Targaryen.
OMG I'M NO MORE ALONE IN THE VISERYS THIRST CLUB 😭😭😭🎉
Bloodraven: Am I a joke to you?
Bro forgot Maester Aemon existed
I Mean, Emilia Clarke is right there
Rhaenyra and Daenerys: “are we jokes to you?”
Excuse you how was “smash but only his voice” not the verdict on Roose and Tywin but it was on the bank guy?!?
Roose and Tywin are fine if you want Dominance & Control, that’s all they convey with their voice. Tycho has an elegant, seductive & sensual voice.
They’re both so fine even without the voice i would never pass
He has no idea what happens when the Roose is Loose.
100% convinced you were gonna say "This character is Welsh" for the Night King but kept laughing at the joke. And Unless you tell me otherwise I will go to my grave thinking that
Glümbüs, what dark force compelled you to pass on Chadmure?!
But you made up for it by triple-smashing Viserys, so all is well.
A woman of culture demanding explanation for the passing of “Chadmure”
Big E deserves better
This is the kind of thoughtful and in depth textual analysis that I've come not only to expect from this channel, but to love and crave near-insatiably.
I was about 90% sure you would say smash on all the animal characters 🤣
he did for a couple of them lol one of direwolves and one of the dragons i think
@@camillosteuss he’s a lion clearlt
The most enthusiastic smash for Oberyn is the truest statement I've heard
this would be a perfect drinking game if you take a shot every time glombus says in disbelief "this character is a [dog/horse/dragon/child/etc]"
and take two for Lyanna
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart Glidus, for smashing at least one of the dragons. I was incredibly close to un-subscribing.
You had me at illyn Payne “I feel he would be gentle” 😂😂 💀
When he passed on Tywin, Kevin and little finger i audibly gasped.
EXACTLY
this has been the longest 7 minutes in my life
also cant believe you missed saying "this character is the one true king" at Stannis smh
My favorite comment of them all
I'm a straight 20 year old male and you made me discover that I would smash Roose and now I do not know how to feel
Don't we all wanna smash Roose Bolton?
@@unratutox1543 it is that voice man. Dude could read the season 8 script and make it interesting
We all want that ancient vampire cock, it's natural
Roose bolton? You are into psychopaths lol
Salladhor "But Glidus you don't know how persuaisive I can be".
3:40 - "I don't know if he even could. Out of respect, pass."
Meanwhile, Grey Worm.
ME:
*Waiting for the next pisstake, not all these side projects*
GLIDUS:
“I know, I know, for many of you out there, only one of those projects matters. I am sorry for you. They ALL matter to me.”
But I mean, no lavish coffee table book... so, there's that
Me waiting for the third part of the Price of Life and Death theory: 💀💀💀
I hear Glidus is writing the pisstake for Wild Cards, next...
Less is not none
You may earn the only downvote of your life for passing on Tywin
Facts
This this is what George would’ve wanted
"This character is a dragon...?
...Smash!" Is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
If you're committed to doing anything but pisstakes, I have an idea for you : why not a video ranking every POV characters on the basis of how consistently entertaining/interesting their chapters are ? (which character has the best pov chapters basically)
This would be hilarious I hope he does a few of these and then never makes anymore
Second this!
God that sounds boring
Jon, Tyrion, Jaime, Barristan, Victarion and Theon are the most interesting to me.
Arya, Bran, Sansa, Brienne, Catelyn, Sam, Davos, Aeron, Cersei, and Eddard were all somewhere in the middle.
The least are probably Dany, Arianne, Quentyn and Arys (man I just find Dorne so slow).
In regards to Prologue/Epilogue characters I’d say:
Kevan > Varamyr > Chett > Merrett > Cressen > Will > Pate
I would be curious to hear Glimbo’s list
@@megamovieman101 i'm interested as to what made you put Victarion that high. I definitely wouldn't have put him above Cersei or Ned.
Bran is dead last for me along with Dany. their chapters just stopped being interesting to me after book one, with maybe a few exceptions.
The Dorne plot I kinda liked, maybe because I watched GOT up to season 5 first and compared to the show's Dorne plot, the book one was solid gold lol. Also I don't remember any of Quentyn's chapters except for his last, which was hilarious
And Jaime would defo my fave here.
Passing on Osha? She’s the woman who oozes more sensuality than everyone else in the serie. Not necessarily the most good looking but you can believe she is up to “wild things”
It’s that face. Natalia Tena is one of the most beautiful women on the show but in an unconventional way.
Theon didn’t stand a chance against her and then she used the haze to help the boys escape
@@MalloryNewcomb that s right, Tena’s face is beautiful in an unconventional way, but it’s also the vibes she gives. Body language, stare and feminine swagger.
Bruh I thought I was nuts. Always found her among the most attractive women on the show.
Yeah no way I’d pass on her - she’s gorgeous.
She's hot, it might not be so "in your face" hot as an unwashed Wildling always in rags, but she is.
This character is a dRAgOn- Smash.
I was waiting for it tbh
This characters a dragon . . . Smash
I can't believe you passed on Osha :o
But respectable list. I'm patiently awaiting the next Viserys erotic fanfic on your second channel to celebrate this milestone :)
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YO DID YOU JUST PASS ON EDMURE “BIG E” TULLY?
Glimbus I thought we had something.
My favourite thing about Glidus videos is the chaotic bisexual energy
So many smashable dads you passed, you need a second member to help you differentiate the smashable old dudes from the passable ones
About Ser Robert Strong: This character is an undead zombie of a sadistic monster (who I already smashed)
You finally reached double funny numbers, congrats Glidus
When you got to the Night King you should've said, "Why is Rhaegar on here twice?"
I like how Margaery Tyrrell made you go full cave man
"I feel like he'd be gentle-"
Barely half second passes,
"Pass"
... You got something you wanna tell us Glimbus?
Glimbo's smashing characters like Cousin Olson's smashing beetles.
Love how no one is pointing out the audible moans every time he's gotta think about it.
Any man who passes Tywin Lannister is no true man >: (((
"This character is a child"
*Long pause*
Me: Don't you dare say Smash
Glidus: Pass
Me: *Sigh of Relief*
Ilyn Payne: 👁️👄👁️
Glidus: “He’d be gentle”
Passed on Tyrion? Bruh, Peter Dinklage is a handsome man no matter how awful his character is from S5 and on
I've read too many scenes of Tyrion finishing in three thrusts to want to get in on that
Pass
Tywin Lannister is always a smash
5:57 i love the reference joke :D "what the fucks a lommy?"
"This character is a horse" damn that a sneaky joke absolutely hilarious
mate i'm so slow can you explain the joke
@@mothercommunism9739 There's a bunch of fan theories that a bunch of characters are in fact horses or have turned into horses. They were documented in a collab done recently where he had various GoT YT'ers guess which theories were real or fake.
@@ifly6 damn that's crazy.. anyway thanks!
@@ifly6 OHHH SNAP LMAOO thought like them bitches carry the show so hard they got called horses🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
The "What the fu*k is this?" at Lommy made me chuckle...during a meeting. I had to play it off with a fake cough and everything.
...so, thanks for that.
Love your content
Says pass for Theon because of his... problem. But still chose to Smash Greyworm
So many clear smashes went to pass what in the world…
Bobby B is a smash at any time. Gods he was thicc then
Thoros of Myr is a smash
The awkward long silence between the direwolf considerations! LMFAO. I’m not sure why I avoided this video for so long. I guess I thought it was a guy thing and it wouldn’t be funny for a girl like me. This actually became my favorite video. Fuckin hilarious. And why did I agree with like 99% of these?
Wow Littlefinger, Edd and the Waif REALLY confused him, he seemed VERY uncertain with passing them
Surprised he passed on Edd for some reason. Edd was the guy that was Jon’s successor right?
Yep, Edd’s very underrated. But I think Show Edd’s asexual so maybe he’d appreciate the fact that Glidus passed on him lol
He passed on littlefinger because he's mine
Respect for Stannis smash even if you're not into dad energy
THIRTY SECONDS IN AND ALREADY CRIMES. BENJEN STARK IS A SMASH
Glidus I have so many disagreements
Stannis the one true smash!
If you pass now they will call you the UA-camr who passed.
This smash is his by right
With Ser Ponce I was kind of hopping you'd say "This character is azor ahai"
The only person more enthusiastic about smashing Oberyn than Glidus was Ser Gregor
nailed the breathing into the mic during every decision all of these videos do. love it.
"I feel like he'd be gentle... pass."
Olenna was so good the dude wanted her instead of her sister
Yeah, but that was like... 60 years ago 😂
It’s somehow the most high effort low effort content
Dude, I was shocked when you said 69k subscribers, I thought you had like half a million, considering that this is far the best and the funniest GOT content in UA-cam. I’ll go to a patreon now, you’re awesome, don’t stop!!!
I like how you have to specify the child and dog characters and then you take an accusatory pause
the pauses after "this character is a dog/dragon/child" are devious lol
I never thought anyone could make me smile for 7 minutes straight...
Thanks man!
my man did not just pass on Tywin
Thank you for the sustenance Lord Glimbus
The delayed pass on Ghost. 😅
Glimbus is truly channeling GRRM, by doing literally anything other than finish the series.
How the fuck you gonna pass tywin AND liddlefimbers *AND* Bobby B!?!
Edit: was really hoping you'd say "this character is rhaegar" for NK.
The fact that we live in a world in which Glidus willingly Passes on Barristan Mother Fucking Selmy, but Smashes both Cersei and The Mountain; two admittedly physically attractive characters, both of whom would have you killed in completely different, horrible ways, is tragic.
5:57 - "WTF is this?" 💀
"He killed my friend, Lommy."
Anyone one of us would take our chances with Pod the Rod.
My new favorite video of yours for sure
That agonized SMAAASH on Margaery. Same.
"i feel like he'd be gentle" 😭