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ABOUT: THE POLITICAL MACHINE 2020
Win the hearts and minds of America’s voters and take the 2020 presidential election by storm in Stardock’s popular political strategy game. Choose a candidate and run against a computer opponent or a candidate controlled by another person over the Internet.
Win the hearts and minds of America’s voters and take the 2020 presidential election by storm in this exciting political strategy game. Candidates include current Democratic front-runners like Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders and Pete Buttigieg, as well as Internet favorites such as Andrew Yang and Tulsi Gabbard. Republican candidates include Donald Trump, George W. Bush and Mitt Romney.
Don’t like any of the current candidates? No problem, just create your own! Or, if you believe everything is going to hell in a handbasket, play as the Giant Meteor and adopt some truly wild ideologies (ban all video games - they’ll rot your brain!).
The Political Machine 2020 features brand new unique ideology trees for candidates, which allows them to play very differently from each other. Throughout the game, you’ll visit Town Halls to gain ideology points that you will be able to spend to own certain issues. For instance, Bernie Sanders has ‘Medicare for All’ as an issue he can own, while Donald Trump can use points to purchase the ‘Build the Wall’ issue.
Each issue is modded on a per-state basis with their voter support based on data in order to allow for an accurate simulation of how those issues will play out in different states. It’s important to win 270 votes in the electoral college, so you’ll need to pay attention to what issues voters care about in the swing states. What plays well in Texas or California might hurt you in Ohio or Florida.
The Political Machine 2020 is a complete rewrite of the original versions of the game with vastly improved graphics and a more sophisticated simulation that combines polling data, voter enthusiasm, and the most recent US census results to deliver a game that is both fun to play for casual players, and realistic enough for political wonks.
Do you think you have what it takes? Take to the campaign trail and show the nation why you should be the next President of the United States of America!
#Graystillplays
#indie
#simulation - Ігри
"If there's one thing I've learned about these political games, it's that as long as you have a sh*t ton of money you, pretty much do whatever you want."
Wow, video games these days are so realistic.
Just like the simulations
Joe Biden beating a millionaire: *Am I a joke to you?*
Unless you’re Bloomberg
@@hatpot1523 Pretty sure Joe is a billionaire.
@@hatpot1523 he is actually a joke to me lmao
"As long as we have money and Viagra we'll be fine"
Thanks Gray, *Thanks*
Miss Ladybug! That’s my retirement plan :/
@@crimsonlight4205 mine to my guy
I have neither. Guess I'm boned.
@@RemyWillard bruh
@@RemyWillard *boned*
“You will lose. There will be tears.”
That was a message for the citizens, huh?
Hey gray, did you know that there are Sims mods that make them cannibals or murders...
Just saying, you might enjoy checking that out.
gray needs so many corrupt mods, and the grill a baby one is right on brand
if i remember correctly he already had a murder Episode from sims 4, but it's disappeared or was take down.
YESSSSSS
Theravada Band: Where? It sounds like so much fun
i downloaded some mods that were kinda like that and turned my sims into cannibal serial killers...
on accident...
This game was just waiting for gray
Gray: I wanna make humans extinct and make it a political thing
Game: we got you fam we also got frog worship for ya
Gray: ONG
Pepsi man how much to drink you?
"If you have a sh*t ton of money you can do whatever you want" Eh that sounds about right
Sounds like a certain sunset orange president
@@Nightingale.Industries you can hear bloomberg and hilary crying in a corner
@@maniv100 and you can see them blowing their noses with forged votes
69 likes, month 4/290
XD
People: die
Satan: welcome to hell!
People: Wait... that wasn’t hell?
Honestly hell with satan is probably better
Hell sounds pretty nice right about now, at least I can hang out with the theys and gays
Yes
Now we need to see the ultimate matchup: Florida Man vs Cheeseburger Freedom Man
They just merge into Cheeseburger
Florida Man
Stop giving him ideas. He's gonna assassinate the whole population of the earth, then he'll dominate the universe
*END ALL HUMANS*
Gray: it’s more of a career choice
Relatable
And worship frogs
@@SoulSlugArts And be happy because you have nothing.
This is afterlife when you die from gray.
People: die and go to hell.
Satan: “Welcome to Hell-“
People: “Thank god! We got away from Gray!”
Satan: “Wait, GrayStillPlays?”
People: “ya.”
Satan: opens gate to heaven “I’m cruel, but you’ve been through enough.”
People: wait so he's your boss?
Satan: yes. Shhhhh he might catch me letting you into heaven!
Didn't Gray get the job where he decides who goes to hell or heaven?
Hit?Sunk! Satan: yep. That’s why your here. Just.. don’t tell anyone.
Plot twist, satan is graystillplays
Honestly anyone who doesnt want to spend eternity with gray is a poopfart
It's about time someone recognizes our rights!!! All shall bow before us!
Don't you just love how in these times of difficulty Gray manages to unify all of us in mass murder?
"As long as you have a sh*t tone of money, you can do whatever you want"
Hold up now, lets not bring Bloomburg into this
Or trump
KDaKool gaming anime reviews trump actually spent the least money in the 2016 campaigns btw
Trump don't use moch of his money. He has enough tax payer money to spend ;)
Bloomberg
"Normally I focus on killing the entire population but for Michigan I imagine the auto industry is important."
wHEN DID THIS FLORIDA OBSESSED MAN DO HIS RESEARCH ON MY HOME STATE???
When did he?!?!
I am going to be honest, Michigan is known country wide for making shitty cars... and Detroit. Detroit is more famous though, it is like a slice of Florida migrated north.
waittt do i know you from wof amino
Sir Duke oh stfu man what does Ohio even have? Fields?
I admit Michigan also sucks and really only has potholes and republican grandpas but come on man be nice
Sir Duke yeah that’s like the whole point but you left out Ohio also has Republican grandpas
Gray: *reading the nuclear winter description*
The music: vibin
Gray: (Ends humanity)
Coronavirus: I helped a lot, you're welcome.
Lol
Hello sir
Well i just peed myself from laughter XD
Yes the cold has helped
This looks as if Gray designed this game him self. LOL
Yeah. It's a mod lmao. The real game is nothing like this.
@@alainaleete9480 I have no idea
If he did, then explain to me why everyone is alive in the beginning, instead of dead.
Who knows maybe he did ?!🔺👁️🔺
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 explain to me why there would be a universe in the first place?
I just love how the game simply admits that there is only two parties and votes don't matter.
That's the electoral college for ya hahaha
3:26 “MUMMY SAYS ITS A STRONG CHIN FOR A STRONG BOY”
Programmers: how much customization do you want?
Creator: YeS
I love how whenever he needs to name his characters he always needs to see how long he can make the name, no matter what it will always be top priority
When it's unlimited though 😂
Title: fixing country's by ending humanity
Coronavirus: am i a joke to you
To gray... yes
Sounds like somthing Floridaman would say!
Well it's a joke to me... Or I assume it is because in constantly laughing about it.
Yes
Coronavirus is a big meme to me I'm sorry to say it but it is
Gray: "It is a sad state of affairs when someone who wants to end all life on the planet is having a crushing victory."
Me: "Well, then..."
I like how he won on the hardest difficulty, the first time, while trying to pick the worst options.
... by pick good options and help America.
Grey: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
Picking good options is the frogs job
Gray and Kevin should do a collab. Their chaotic energy would be unmatchable
Yeassssss
Jim Pickens vs Florida man
@@saxx9088 alternative "god vs satan"
lowercase l or uppercase I? I really am not sure which is which in that scenario
How about gray and josh?
If you were to substitute all the frogs for alligators, this would be a perfect representation of Florida Man.
Thumbnail : showing the USA with the caption "END HUMANS"
How did you predict this?
Nice to see nothing's changed. Gray is still Gray even if theres a plauge. Possibly started by Gray actually
*Maybe started by gray*
Hmmm *press x for dou......bt?*
@@KiroChisa You: Hmmm press x for dou......bt?
X: *stops existing*
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“If you drain the swamp there would be no more Florida!”
What about Shrek?
Hes useless
Burn the heretic! Shrek is love, Shrek is life!
Never heard of Florida Ogre?
@@XXStrong1 Who is the heretic?
Buschmensch Helmut der Zerstörer You! Repent at once, sinner! No one shall speak ill of our lord and savior, Daddy Shrek!
Gray: I’m going to make a world where everyone dies in horrible ways
Area 21 computer:Access granted
"You will lose." more like. "Hold my beer. I'm gonna go spread the religion of our croaks and ribbits."
Lesson of the day:
Pick a good president not a bad one.
So .... pick gray
Hed be Better than every president we've had so far
White Wolf
1. Pick Gray
2. Regret it
3. Re-elect Obama
@@TheDragonCorporation Nah I won't regret it he'll just have a lot of fun screwing people over
I like cheese I am not american, I hate trump, but man I would vote for gray anytime over obama. Imagine the fun!!
"Fixing the country by eliminating humanity."
Corona virus:....hello there
CDC: General Corona!
General Kenobi!
Hey b&%>
DozenthTurmoil beat me to it
@Andrew no u
Game: "You will lose"
Everyone: Not if you play the Gray way!
Cam Pyzewski that is absolutely hilarious so very hilarious🤣🤣
Politics Game: **exists**
Graystillplays: **Evolves Florida Man into a M.O.D.O.K. Kaiju**
Me: Outstanding move.
The Game: Your going to lose, just telling you
Grey: Hold my bud light
BEST COMMENT YET
The budlight that came out of the pub in Florida
@@meredithsosik7724 imagine a day where graystillplays actually read the comments and laughed a lot
Aww. You commented before mine
*Hawaiiman acting weird
Floridaman: “there can be only one” *unsheathes alligator
Gideon Mele Hawaiians: *brings out maxie boy (Max Holloway
Hawaiiman: unsheaths ukelele come at me
Californiaman: *unsheathes fires*
@@shoeitchy7613 wouldn't that be Australia man
@@KiroChisa Nope. He'd pull out a venomous snake or giant spider
“Florida is known as the Japan of the south.”
Since when?
I wanna know what part of Japan they're imitating
@@isaiahf-d846 Apparently Tokyo, because Florida Maniscomingforyourassmotherfu is apparently a giant head the size of Godzilla...
Since now
since gray said it
I remember seeing Joel play this long ago. Cheeseburger Freedom Man lives on.
"Kill all the fish"
Frogs: Yes we shall rule land and pond!
Everyone being like *“Oh no, there’s a global pandemic, let’s stop with the unsensitive jokes for a minute”*
Gray:
That just means it's time for a run of Plague Inc.
@@jayhom5385 I've been playing Plague Inc way too much since this pandemic started, fir some reason it comforts me that not everyone is gonna die???
STOP with the insensitive jokes? Psh, filthy casual.
this is just Gray's normal behavior.
GTAMAN561 we need more of that
Imagine you die and you know you've been a good person and you think you're going to heaven but then you hear, "So we're back to the only game where you can decide whether people enter heaven or go to hell."
I love how gray makes boring games look super fun, literally everyone of his videos are super entertaining.
Ah yes, couldnt be a graystillplayz video without murdering the entire planet
Ending humanity is the only way to help mother earth
Hope you aren't serious. 😅
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 I see you everywhere
Humanity is also the only way Mother Earth can spread to other planets. When we colonize other planets we will bring Mother Earth with us.
when you realize he or she's right *OHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOD INTENSIFIES*
Ecofash. Ecofash everywhere.
You know it's gonna be good when gray spends 5 minutes in the character customisation screen.
6:12 *"darkness and low temperatures are an effective combination in eliminating the human race"*
Canadians: *_am I a joke to you_*
Nah us canadians are part moose, we are very resistant to cold
missingno miner I know it’s still winter weather where I live in Canada
Why are all of Gray's videos so real? At least they are not as Grey as the real world.
“if we can win michigan, we can win the world.”
as a person who lives in michigan...
i fully support this quote.
sounds pretty accurate... doesn’t it? 💀
I have never agreed more
Yea
Yes
But we will never get god dam Toledo
@@miniuniverse5070 we wont if we dont start training an army of Wolverines
"Alright, so we're back to the only game where a former celestial body from California can run for president of the United States of America and bend every law to its astral ideals...."
(Massive Comet is the best candidate, change my mind)
Sometimes, your laugh makes it seem like you don’t know what a word you just read means, but you’re just gonna roll with it.
More apocalyptic presidencies DAMMIT!
Sounds like the current state of the country right now!
"Gonna pick all the dumbest choices"
*picks democratic party*
Ironic
GamingWithCaboose how it seems pretty logical to me
Honestly I think it’s not much of a choice, both parties make dumb choices in our country!
tbh both parties are pretty trash but for some reason republicans are way more into government than democrats which is ironic
Yup thats right
you not draining the swamp and then choosing to worship frogs is HILARIOUS XD
I feel like we need a crossover between you and Spiffing Brit, just to see how much chaos you can cause via exploits! XD
These characters look like Animal crossing characters on drugs
I was gonna say they looked more like Mii characters on LSD- actually, scratch that, on steroids
kill everyone
-Gray in every episode
“I think Michigan relies on the automotive business”
Michiganders: scream in fruit
*After Kill The Fish is announced.*
Gray: "What did the fish do?"
Oh, they know EXACTLY what they did.
Wait a minute dems and reps can agree on something in a game?
Its a MIRACLE
Whit this was released 3 hours ago but you are 4
Game about running a prosperous country: exists
GrayStillPlays:
Let’s end humanity with Starbucks, cocaine, and a *FULL LIQUOR BAR*
I found a picture of my dad with a golden grille on his teeth, some golden chains, and a natty light in his hand. The opportunity to mention this was amazing!
When I saw how large Floridamaniscomingforyourassmotherfu’s head body thing had become, I laughed so hard I farted and it echoed😂😂😂
Stay cool and happy gardening everyone. I know I feel safer knowing Greystillplays isn't in charge of corona 😂😂😂
Globehead Gardener
Yet
@@adman1381 lol oh noooooo
3:57 gave me All Might vibes 😳
8:58 that is 100% accurate
I have not laughed this hard in a long time, thank you
Hey I just wanted to say thank you. This pandemic and the quarantine has been taking a bit of a toll on my mental health, but you're one of the youtubers keeping my positivity up with your ridiculous videos.
So.... I looked at the hair-face. And then I realized that his forehead looks like a frown. I can't unsee this abomination!
Love your content Gray! Thanks for uploading and being hilarious!
Thank you for including Michigan in your campaign to make frogs our overlords
Google Translate: *Laughs in Lawful Evil*
It's sad that one of the few things keeping me sane during quarantine a "obliterating the human species through corrupt yet semi accurate politics" simulation.
4:33 is that Nigel Thornberry?
SMASHING!!
"As long as you have a S&*# ton of money, you can basically do whatever the hell you want"
Yeah, seems about right.
"The cowboy hat can't even fit into all of this, it just looks like my hair is smiling at me"
"Can we make these eyes derp?"
"See this is my actually head, I just happened to have a human head shaped beard"
" can I have red, white and blue hair? Oh sweet baby eagles you absolutely can!"
"Aight imma bring my glasses out here so my red, white and blue hair can see"
"Its floridamaniscomingforyourass against google translate"
"Good god, google translate is starting to go all Canadian on me"
"Too busy making frogs the nee rulers of the planet"
"Doesn't matter who you are, capitalism wins all"
~ gray 2020
It's hilarious how all your games end either with human extinction or a new method of mass torture invented
0:45 There will be tears. 3 mins later yes, yes there is
You know, ending humanity would probably do the world a massive favour.
Gray: We are going to pick all the worse choices
Gray:-chooses the Democratic Party
Everybody in the Democratic Party: Wait a minute!
4:15 he's got spleens eyes
Yes
"You're coming with me Massachusetts, I won't let you go to the dark side!" He says, from the shadows lol
The amount of crackhead energy on this game is the best. I need more, damn it!
The best way of fixing humans is if their are no humans
Basically gray in every one of these vids-
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream of kill all H- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD"
Starting to think we're living in a simulation and the pandemic is just another one of Gray's letsplays.
Gray 2020
“It’s like Giant Meteorism, but with Natty Light.”
**sees title**
*ah yes, perfectly extinct, as all things should be*
6:00 **Alex Jones intensifies**
Oh man a Presidential team of Gray's Florida Man and Jobel's Cheeseburger Freedom Man would bring endless joy to this world
7:40 Applies to me considering I’m getting sued by ambulance chasers.
4:58 looks like they guessed the future for Biden
Yep
4:05 is he a relative of our gud buddy spleens?
The second gray says you’re supposed to do something in the game that might have some kind of benefit somehow, you instantly know that he’s about to throw that all out the window and do whatever the hell he wants.
Gray sets game to impossible, still wins.
Gray: Money and Murder win every time.
“Your mayonnaise can’t stop the end of the world.” This is why Gray is the best.
this game feels like it has an agenda, but for the life of me I can't figure it out
It mocks politics while educating players on policies and politicians.
Only Gray can find a random game, go on the hardest difficulty, TRY to do poorly, and still win.
People: exist
Gray: not for long