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  • @bethahnee
    @bethahnee 4 роки тому +3735

    “my depression is so high right now that i will absolutely sell something to a sentient ball of spiders”
    that just about sums up working retail

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 4 роки тому +92

      "sentient ball of spiders"
      Four words that should never appear together.

    • @stewersbretegen6104
      @stewersbretegen6104 4 роки тому +17

      gray get an auto clicker for the many click projects

    • @seanniver5418
      @seanniver5418 4 роки тому +8

      Bethany Sums up bad restaurant jobs too lol.

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 4 роки тому +4

      I thought you were smoking on that pfp but it's a cat isn't it

    • @Azalea_rose
      @Azalea_rose 4 роки тому +8

      This is why i extremely pity and praise anyone in customer service they endure the worst type of suffering nonstop human interaction

  • @HeavyShores
    @HeavyShores 4 роки тому +2873

    Gray: Wants to die instantly
    Death: No! This isn’t how your supposed to play the game!

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 роки тому +44

      Gray: yes of course it is....

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +103

      Death: Stop calling me! I'm not interested! *shivers in a corner*
      *looks at the window where a dark figure appears*
      Death: Oh no... Not again!
      Gray: Let me in, you bastard! I know that you are in there!

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 4 роки тому +40

      When not even death wants you.

    • @kenidur
      @kenidur 4 роки тому +6

      1:He was mostly cheerful 2:HE WAS NOT ANNOYED

    • @kenidur
      @kenidur 4 роки тому +4

      *But still a like*

  • @MrArtVein
    @MrArtVein 4 роки тому +423

    "If we set the alarm we get +2 depression."
    11/10 for realism 🏆🏆🏆

  • @EonityLuna
    @EonityLuna 4 роки тому +91

    4:58 "I QUIT THIS SH- *AAA* FOREVER!"
    Gotta love how Gray uses random sound effects to censor swearing.

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 4 роки тому +1948

    Gray: "Talk To Strangers is a game that promises 36 endings of sadness and depression."
    Me: And naturally, ol' Gray will find the 37th. 😀

    • @deadboy783
      @deadboy783 4 роки тому +39

      So true I can already see a series out of this just like with air marty

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 роки тому +9

      of course he will

    • @waymoretheoutlaw5895
      @waymoretheoutlaw5895 4 роки тому +7

      I wanna like it, but you're at 69... noice

    • @cjtippetts9842
      @cjtippetts9842 4 роки тому +2

      @@waymoretheoutlaw5895 someone ruined the 69:(

    • @waymoretheoutlaw5895
      @waymoretheoutlaw5895 4 роки тому +3

      @@cjtippetts9842 we gotta keep liking this comment and get it up 469 now lol

  • @andromedaphoenix
    @andromedaphoenix 4 роки тому +595

    "Anyway folks i think I've killed enough people for today"
    Who are you and what did you do to Gray?

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 4 роки тому +16

      i was looking for this comment....

    • @Tookyatoast
      @Tookyatoast 4 роки тому +3

      It was sangwoo but I got him back don’t worry

  • @adamdavenport8009
    @adamdavenport8009 4 роки тому +369

    Gray: I think every customer is a good customer... even you!
    Boss: Stfu!
    Me: Now if THAT'S your attitude, how do you expect your employees to take their work seriously?
    Gray: *joins weird spider hybrid cult thingy*
    Me: Well, nevermind then.

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +16

      Well i image that the Mc will go and eat his boss face with his new spider army, i just have a feeling about this....

    • @tealeavesarethebestleaves8556
      @tealeavesarethebestleaves8556 4 роки тому +3

      I like your comment. I just don’t want to get rid of your 169 likes.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 роки тому +3

      @@bluebeka2458 this correctly only true husband 2

  • @Desk_Devil
    @Desk_Devil 4 роки тому +543

    Gray: “The game is probably like ‘Alright man you’re up!’ And their like, ‘oh that’s cool, who’s the gameplayer? It’s GrayStillPlays.’ And their’re like, ‘fuuuuu!!!!”
    Me: Gray I think every game acts like this when hearing that you’re gonna play there game

    • @jorandginger
      @jorandginger 4 роки тому +1

      Avishi I just read this as it played in the video XD

    • @dizzy7291
      @dizzy7291 4 роки тому

      How’s Q-Tip

    • @Desk_Devil
      @Desk_Devil 4 роки тому +2

      Andrew Powers 😂 that’s soo cool!!

    • @Desk_Devil
      @Desk_Devil 4 роки тому

      Ratatouille Who? He’s pretty good. How are you?

    • @phoenix7580
      @phoenix7580 4 роки тому +3

      *their*

  • @GizmoTheUmbreon
    @GizmoTheUmbreon 4 роки тому +562

    “I think I’ve killed enough people today” gray, are you feeling okay?

  • @baconninja4481
    @baconninja4481 4 роки тому +251

    That’s how people usually feel when they are NPC’s in games being played by Gray

    • @bombonpacheco615
      @bombonpacheco615 4 роки тому +1

      True

    • @moom8963
      @moom8963 4 роки тому

      True

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 роки тому +6

      it his florida man nature after all

    • @baconninja4481
      @baconninja4481 4 роки тому

      Copy cats

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +4

      Mc: A new player, nice! Wait.... Is that Gray? In how many ways i gona die today.... *has a instant mental breakdown*

  • @bibblydibbly9739
    @bibblydibbly9739 4 роки тому +1844

    Hey Grey!! Question, what is the origin on "Stay foxy and much love" for your outro?

    • @ct1593
      @ct1593 4 роки тому +172

      I also need to know

    • @ArmundJay
      @ArmundJay 4 роки тому +146

      This is very important

    • @MrDontaDarkeo
      @MrDontaDarkeo 4 роки тому +148

      gray fox?

    • @debram.4635
      @debram.4635 4 роки тому +191

      I always wondered about that. Grey Fox sounds too normal for a deviant brain like Grey's. I hope it's gotta good backstory

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 4 роки тому +344

      @@debram.4635 Nah, man. It's just a regular psychopath story. Well, it began when Grey started killing people online, hunting those who know his backstory and telling other peo

  • @KKC97
    @KKC97 4 роки тому +61

    "It's like 'ah it's graystillplays ' and they're like 'FFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!'"
    I need more of this game.

  • @theguestinator4489
    @theguestinator4489 4 роки тому +321

    No one: ...
    Gray: LETS TALK TO STRANGERS

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 роки тому +1

      and sadness

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +1

      *all the serial killers rushed to hide*

  • @shawn_7413
    @shawn_7413 4 роки тому +73

    "I got like the middle seat too!" 😆 Things only Gray would be excited over.

  • @agr0nianTV
    @agr0nianTV 4 роки тому +38

    The title screen is perfect.
    This game is great it has some nice writing and the art is really good too!

    • @lauramays9296
      @lauramays9296 4 роки тому +2

      I agree! I really liked the art and writing! It makes me want to play it! ^°^

  • @k.d.1050
    @k.d.1050 4 роки тому +170

    My Mom: "Don't you dare talk to strangers."
    Me: "BUT....Gray talks to strangers!" 😒

    • @k.d.1050
      @k.d.1050 4 роки тому +3

      Been there done that, Sugar Tits. I didn't earn the name Tequila Katie for nothing.

    • @angelmxllk
      @angelmxllk 4 роки тому

      K. D. *you snapped out of nowhere like that-*

    • @allencassidy3970
      @allencassidy3970 4 роки тому

      K.D? lol more like _K.O!_

  • @ladyi1995
    @ladyi1995 4 роки тому +37

    “Flesh furniture” is what I’m calling leather couches from now on.

  • @jamiemelott4151
    @jamiemelott4151 4 роки тому +103

    Alright, so we’re back here with the only channel that makes me feel better about my own sadomasochistic tendencies, it’s Graystillplays.
    Play video, dammit!

  • @Beausboys
    @Beausboys 4 роки тому +225

    Me: Reads title
    Also me: visible confusion

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 роки тому

      hmm maybe thats the halucinogens you're on

    • @JAMON523
      @JAMON523 4 роки тому +16

      Oh, so you're new to the channel?

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 роки тому

      *smirks hell no

    • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
      @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 4 роки тому +3

      It's funny cause this became instantly invalid after like 15 minutes cause Gray always changes the thumbnail

    • @Beausboys
      @Beausboys 4 роки тому +1

      JAMON523 no

  • @theoffensivelemon2515
    @theoffensivelemon2515 4 роки тому +15

    Game: Sell as many products as you can!
    Gray: *S P I D E R B A L L*

  • @avatar00987
    @avatar00987 4 роки тому +90

    The title explains everything

  • @bluebeka2458
    @bluebeka2458 4 роки тому +2

    13:52 Mc: End my sufferince now, please.
    Death: Woah, that's not how it works.
    Mc: *gives up on life and goes home to cry*

  • @zeroburn315
    @zeroburn315 4 роки тому +13

    I figured that Death would be happier to see Gray, he's put Death's kids through college, after all.

  • @cara478
    @cara478 4 роки тому +15

    Gray: it's like a sad stress ball!
    The ball: *smiling*

  • @bitofapickle
    @bitofapickle 4 роки тому +7

    6:47 nice reference to Papa Emeritus 2 from the band Ghost

  • @chickenwithecoli4444
    @chickenwithecoli4444 4 роки тому +16

    Thanos: I am inevitable
    Gray: I am -inevitable- dead

  • @drunkrdm
    @drunkrdm 4 роки тому +14

    " i told my mom i wanted to be a spider when i grew up"
    well.. ok then...

  • @christinareed7819
    @christinareed7819 4 роки тому +22

    I love how you always do the most chaotic thing possible, you sir are a legend

  • @ChonkyCats
    @ChonkyCats 4 роки тому +3

    1:44
    No bell prize deserves a Nobel prize

  • @OlwenRichards
    @OlwenRichards 4 роки тому +8

    Whooooh I’ve been waiting all day in boredom and pain for this video, to make me feel way better

  • @sadeevans9537
    @sadeevans9537 4 роки тому +73

    The game: Supposed to talk to stranger and avoid death
    Gray: Let try and die in under 10 mins. He probably will find soem secret ending🥰🥰🥰

  • @Wolfiezzz2
    @Wolfiezzz2 4 роки тому +84

    "I repeatedly murdered my coworkers at my new job"
    -Florida man
    Edit - 72 likes?!?! Thank you so much i appreciate it

  • @Skepperly
    @Skepperly 4 роки тому +8

    6:55 got murdered by the front man of Ghost B.C. haha

  • @johnnyhernandez1804
    @johnnyhernandez1804 4 роки тому +6

    The reason Death is so nice to gray in this game is because he is scared of him from his Sims videos.

  • @ladyofthemasque
    @ladyofthemasque 4 роки тому +30

    It actually says "I did not came for you" when talking to Death at the cemetery. ...I did not CAME... riiiiight...

  • @HeavenlyiceDream
    @HeavenlyiceDream 4 роки тому +25

    "I think i killed enough people"
    never thought I would hear Gray say this

    • @Moongazer88
      @Moongazer88 4 роки тому

      Yeah, its pretty much normally I want to kill more people or like in the middle.

  • @slyninja2298
    @slyninja2298 4 роки тому +3

    11:54 when the guy tells the sales man "over my dead body"

  • @Mr.Capitalism
    @Mr.Capitalism 3 роки тому +2

    "I should get a No-bell trophy" is the best dad joke I ever heared

  • @joshaintginger8188
    @joshaintginger8188 4 роки тому +24

    My schedule:
    *Makes new song*
    *watches gray’s new video*
    Me: Hmmmmm I haven’t seen this one yet.
    2 hours later: I have now binge watched 200 more of Gray’s vids.

  • @AVYcLaIR12
    @AVYcLaIR12 4 роки тому +5

    "Why is his he having a board meeting in his living room?" Oh the naivety of February.

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 4 роки тому +5

    “A seal that gave up halfway during its own birth” 😂

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 4 роки тому +2

    "i got the middle seat too!"
    Yeahhh... In a ball of spiders... So you're either uncomfortable with being covered in tiny legs or... Assuming you get used to that... You crush a bit more of the collective every time you move.

  • @quiche5119
    @quiche5119 4 роки тому +3

    the only youtuber with titles that are never clickbaits

  • @inessilva1214
    @inessilva1214 4 роки тому +2

    Death was such a nice character! I really like them!

  • @zeeunicorn6875
    @zeeunicorn6875 4 роки тому +40

    Never been this early to a Gray's video. Am I in a simulation??

  • @Guro-Blue-kun
    @Guro-Blue-kun 4 роки тому +2

    Thanks Gray.
    Never saw the last Ending, and it was actually cute. I feel wholesome now.

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 4 роки тому +11

    The NPCs in these games are being punished for their past sins.

  • @setifsetifis813
    @setifsetifis813 4 роки тому +1

    1:19 "i am not afraid of the god damn door bell"
    *gary shocked*
    Gary's brain: do it again :)

  • @Luciel.680
    @Luciel.680 4 роки тому +3

    6:00
    Yeah, Saitama if he had drugs and alcohol. Maybe some Jaundice too. And a demonic personality

  • @cocolete_pan
    @cocolete_pan 3 роки тому +1

    4:21 "in the loud house, in the loud house! Duck doge push and shove! that's how we show our love! In the loud house,in the loud house, one boy and ten girls, wouldn't trade it for the world! LOUD! HOUSE! LOUD! LOUD HOUSE!" Sorry the loud house is my fav tv show

  • @maorange1
    @maorange1 4 роки тому +21

    I laugh at everything you post

  • @thenon-vapingsubie
    @thenon-vapingsubie 4 роки тому +2

    TIL death is a chill dude and mildly happy until you ask him to work ahead of schedule

  • @haidaisrandom
    @haidaisrandom 4 роки тому +3

    #1 Love to listen Gray saying :
    - Alright, so we checking out the only game...
    - More (something ridiculous) dammit

  • @draconix4131
    @draconix4131 3 роки тому +1

    The game:
    “Awsome, what do you have”
    Me, in my head:
    A nose.

  • @IAmMoonAstraea
    @IAmMoonAstraea 4 роки тому +21

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    Also me: VOLDEMORT IS THAT YOU??

    • @kingknight_real
      @kingknight_real 4 роки тому +1

      In my opinion he kind of looks more like Para or Dox from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Anime.

  • @orizen1572
    @orizen1572 4 роки тому +2

    I love your videos, you're my favorite UA-camr!!

  • @domainjester
    @domainjester 4 роки тому +3

    8:12 Hand banana!
    Tonight.... You...

  • @RingoA
    @RingoA 3 роки тому +1

    "You know what? Knowing this game, beyond birthday is probably somewhere."
    -ringo's last words

  • @fletcherreder6091
    @fletcherreder6091 4 роки тому +5

    6:30 Is that the guy from Ghost?

  • @JackalopeBunny
    @JackalopeBunny 4 роки тому +1

    This game is hilarious. I love that petting the dog is an ending and yes Cabin in the woods is an amazing movie.

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 4 роки тому +36

    Grey there's a game called Dreams on PS4.... Time to ruin peoples gaming experience.

  • @Pods_Vids
    @Pods_Vids 4 роки тому +1

    As someone with severe depression I have to say that this is way too real. 10/10!

  • @cellogirl20
    @cellogirl20 4 роки тому +3

    8:13 Jake from adventure time has seen better days...

  • @lucyc.3591
    @lucyc.3591 4 роки тому +1

    "I think I deserve a no-bell prize"
    **sarcastic handclap intesifies**

  • @lilyporter2861
    @lilyporter2861 4 роки тому +6

    Gray i just want you to know, I nearly broke my finger from pressing so hard. But anyway i love your content and ideas. keep doing what you do x

  • @LucyWest370
    @LucyWest370 4 роки тому +3

    “I say dog, but it looks more like a seal that gave up halfway through birth.”

  • @KaiyaNoki
    @KaiyaNoki 4 роки тому +6

    My friend looking through my UA-cam notifications to see if I can guess the UA-camr by the title:
    Her *with visible disturbance on her face: Uhm ok.... “I got murdered in under 10 secon-“
    Me: graystillplays.

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 роки тому +1

    0:29 - 0:34 😂
    1:44 - 1:47 Jesus... 😂
    4:48 *”UUUUUH?”*
    5:56 - 6:01 😂
    7:01 - 7:08 😂 Gray, that’s many games when you play them.
    9:48 / 9:49 😂
    10:26 - 10:29 Ecolo from Puyo Puyo, comes to mind, from this creature, and I’m not entirely sure why.
    12:50 - 12:56 😂
    13:02 - 13:06 So *that’s* what Sparky McBallBag did after he got revenge on the Lombardis. Sales!
    14:38 - 14:50 It ain’t GrayStillPlays HQ if there ain’t a death, in an unusual way. Well Done, Gray!

  • @Tolwrath
    @Tolwrath 4 роки тому +4

    Speaking of Flesh Furniture:
    DAY 1 of asking Gray to play Rimworld

  • @aviem5887
    @aviem5887 4 роки тому +2

    “36 endings of sadness and depression!”
    If my life was a *Choose Your Own Adventure* book-

  • @SonicWave1
    @SonicWave1 4 роки тому +6

    Hey Everyone and welcome back to grayville. Today I will be defying reality by dying multiple times.

  • @edgelorddragneel1142
    @edgelorddragneel1142 4 роки тому +2

    5:57 is the best part

  • @ploopydre
    @ploopydre 4 роки тому +3

    How would you die? Personally I like the spider

  • @sabrinawhite8372
    @sabrinawhite8372 4 роки тому +1

    Gray I don’t know what made you like this but I’m grateful everyday

  • @nicolersands
    @nicolersands 4 роки тому +5

    Please go back to the ”normal” house. I have to know what their deal is!

  • @jcweatherdotnet4747
    @jcweatherdotnet4747 4 роки тому +1

    Hey grey ! Thank you for the hilarious informative and funny content you have no idea how much it means to some of us. Even better to see that you’re having fun.

  • @DarkWolf222K
    @DarkWolf222K 4 роки тому +4

    0:33 gray you sure thats not hitler?

  • @beauthefrog
    @beauthefrog 3 роки тому

    i find it funny that this had become a comfort video for me

  • @hana2774
    @hana2774 4 роки тому +3

    “I always wanted to be a part of a gang!” Oh Gray... that’s not a gang relationship...

  • @ZinFinitY8
    @ZinFinitY8 3 роки тому +1

    What do u have to offer
    VIRGIN BLOOD
    The guy in the house:ILL TAKE IT ALLLL

  • @davidrolstad7432
    @davidrolstad7432 4 роки тому +7

    "Yay another organ farming game" quote graystillplays 2020

  • @silkychris999
    @silkychris999 4 роки тому +1

    Come on guys, let's get Gray to 3 million subs!

  • @ninjanoob8977
    @ninjanoob8977 4 роки тому +11

    When most comments start with hi or hello, Ight ima head out

  • @beanfilms3069
    @beanfilms3069 4 роки тому +2

    I love how you describe the games😂

  • @JayTheOtt
    @JayTheOtt 4 роки тому +3

    Huh, the cabin in thw woods almost looks like my irl house

  • @Jennacide.
    @Jennacide. 4 роки тому +2

    "I've never made it to Thursday before" Me too buddy..... me too ;-;

  • @GranddukeofWales
    @GranddukeofWales 4 роки тому +3

    5 views
    85 likes
    wtf

  • @danielcowan2180
    @danielcowan2180 4 роки тому +4

    "The collective could use some different species". The Borg have come.

  • @hellolad1602
    @hellolad1602 4 роки тому +4

    Hiii first comment

    • @montalt10
      @montalt10 4 роки тому

      Third Sorry Buddy

    • @avatar00987
      @avatar00987 4 роки тому +2

      Hyp3 lumina yes you were congrats

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 роки тому

      FargoneMyth nobody cares, you dying weeb drowning in hentai.

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 роки тому

      FargoneMyth I don't because I'm not a weeb.

    • @我恨我自己
      @我恨我自己 4 роки тому

      FargoneMyth Mmh, I know I am. Now stop cluttering up my notifications and let me get back to my neo-nazi shenanigans.

  • @kennethleach8917
    @kennethleach8917 4 роки тому +2

    Grey is trending number 48 on gaming. I love his videos. I laugh so hard my roommate gets concerned.

  • @532isthebestnumber
    @532isthebestnumber 4 роки тому

    (14:17) *spider dance starts playing*
    Me: Muffet n..
    Muffet: Oh?, A challenger?
    M:No no no
    Mu:Yes yes yes
    *Muffet starts to have a epic battle with the Spider lady*

  • @phoenixophury
    @phoenixophury 4 роки тому

    Gray you should have an episode in the Sims 4, where you have like 50-100 cats where it starts from just tonsils and spleens to get to 50-100 cats by having tons of kittens, to where they make such a mess that the sims die or over exhaust from all the cleaning, or die from being pissed, or just die from the amount of cats just meows them to death lmao, I think it would be a great episode and a different way to kill the sims

  • @oceanwolf7517
    @oceanwolf7517 3 роки тому

    "Killed by my own hands. I should get the no-bell prize for that"
    Rates most dumbest but funny joke for death

  • @sanfranreal2148
    @sanfranreal2148 4 роки тому

    I loved when you said, ”Now I have to sell stuff to the pip-boy avatar form fallout.
    As A Fallout player, I loved that

  • @xetoegaming
    @xetoegaming 4 роки тому

    That amorphous spider blob is needlessly adorable.

  • @EmberTheShark
    @EmberTheShark 4 роки тому

    Please do every ending man. This is fantastic

  • @omegaforce5387
    @omegaforce5387 4 роки тому

    I swear there is no other UA-camr that entertains me anymore other then you- who knew I loved painfully slow death and alcoholism! Keep up the work!

  • @imperlast2
    @imperlast2 4 роки тому

    as someone who worked door to door sale, i cna think of far cazier things to happen, also missed the realness of having the cops called on you every few houses

  • @Chrom4Prez
    @Chrom4Prez 4 роки тому +1

    0:56 incorrect that is in fact quite a happy stressball

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 4 роки тому

    *snrrrrk* Oh man, that death by doorbell -- I DO think that's a new record, Gray! XD But I'm sure you can still do better. . .at any rate, I love how you found a plethora of sad and weird endings. . .and what is probably the one HAPPY ending in the game by petting the dog. Because who doesn't love a puppy? :D I think my favorite bit was breaking, entering, and leaving products and a bill, though. Reverse burglary -- it can work for YOU!