Hey, it's not the funky time we're looking for it's the feeling of connection and trust from a person who's been traumatized in their past but heals by relying on us. And some funky times.
I mean, obvious choce for a greedy game company. It's much easier to cut almost half of the gameplay and then just tell the slaughtered game with some sex and violence. Imagine they would have had to put the effort in as majority of other D&D cRPG, who deliver the full 20 player levels with all skills, traits, spells and so on - often going beyond that? Ugh, that would have been so annoying.
@@miriamweller812 tbf it's true to DnD "canon" power scale, lvl 20 characters kick literal God's asses and travel dimensions, lvl 12 kick God's avatars asses and briefly visit other planes. Not every DnD campaigns are designed for 10+ lvl characters. In fact, most official that I know of are not, for 5th edition at least.
@@miriamweller812 Show me a published dnd adventure made in the last 10 years that goes past level 12 and I'll show you a tedious slog through a boring ultra dungeon with a mad mage at the bottom.
@@jolykrahe6588 Not that Ive seen in FO4. I’ve talked with one romanced companion about our relationship right in front of another and even slept together with them right there with no problems.
I am a science nerd, not a fiction nerd so when you say VLDL all I can read is "very low density lipoproteins". I have no ideia what your comment was about but I hope at least you are able to laugh at my dumbness
@@AnnoyingNewsletters what is South Park supposed to be explaining, VLDL is the name of the channel, the name of their comedy group.. Viva La Dirt League Or did you mean explaining scissoring.. if so, then I'm guessing that is the 'Persians' episode at the bar Les Bos... 😂😂😂
A girl I was casually seeing got mad me for something . And her rebutted was "but I made you coom" she was dead.serious to. I laughed in her face like and? That's not something you hold over your partners head as leverage. I formally gave her the pink slip a few days later. She was a little to unstable for me
@@billyg3230 not as much tbh. Not only do you have items that do that but you also have more people who would heal over tank. Any game you play there are plenty DPS and healers but not tanks.
@@wookieninja8794 but knowing the videos they would probably doing hardest level to get best loot and usually only a handful or so healers would be good enough the rest are under geared, forgotten to change something, or just bad at it.
You always have to have your love interest with you all the time. If you can. I remember in dragon Age Inquisition I was with the chick that basically does the organizational like paperwork so she couldn't be in my party cuz she wasn't one of the combat people. But outside of that you always have your relationship person with you in combat. 😆
Ok I've never played or seen Baldurs Gate, is there really that much fucking in the game? I swear that's all I hear about is how much you can fuck the companions lol
I never finished that game. It's still just sitting on my desktop waiting to be finished. Honestly, the memes just started to make me think that's what the whole game was and kinda lost interest. I like DnD, but even _that_ has become oversaturated with this kind of stuff as tropes. It's kinda off putting.
Britt would have gotten picked if she wore the breastplate of Argon
😂😂😂😂🤝🏻
Why don’t you try it on now?
I would even pick her if she wasn't wearing anything. I really don't care about her clothes.
@@countluke2334 down bad
@@countluke2334 me too bro me too
The new guy looks like jason momoa if you subtracted half the jason, and 2/3 of the momoa
Ah yes, Jas Mo
@@demoths thats it, Jasmo is my next barbarian
@@demoths This is 100% what I was thinking....cheers.
Hilariously absurd yet accurate math
TRUE
I can never get over the fact Alan _could_ use this voice on a daily basis but chooses not to.
I would definitely buy a second-hand warhorse from such an honest sounding paladin.
Def sounds like Matt Berry to me
@Ghost10221987 thank you! I wondered why it sounded so familiar.
That is indeed a very nice voice...
I wonder if he got voice coaching for this though...
With great power comes great responsibility. Alan is no Rowan.
Nerds "We aren't all horny pervs"
Larian Studios: "Bet."
Hey, it's not the funky time we're looking for it's the feeling of connection and trust from a person who's been traumatized in their past but heals by relying on us. And some funky times.
I mean, obvious choce for a greedy game company.
It's much easier to cut almost half of the gameplay and then just tell the slaughtered game with some sex and violence.
Imagine they would have had to put the effort in as majority of other D&D cRPG, who deliver the full 20 player levels with all skills, traits, spells and so on - often going beyond that?
Ugh, that would have been so annoying.
@@miriamweller812 tbf it's true to DnD "canon" power scale, lvl 20 characters kick literal God's asses and travel dimensions, lvl 12 kick God's avatars asses and briefly visit other planes. Not every DnD campaigns are designed for 10+ lvl characters. In fact, most official that I know of are not, for 5th edition at least.
@@miriamweller812 Show me a published dnd adventure made in the last 10 years that goes past level 12 and I'll show you a tedious slog through a boring ultra dungeon with a mad mage at the bottom.
@@robertdaykin1661Descent into Avernus.
I thought the punch line was going to be "and we haven't fucked... Yet" what with the need to raise relationship levels with the new guy.
Did you not watch part one?
@@blackguava8196I didn’t. I just found this randomly
Same
I thought it was going to be “and the rose goes to……THE NARRATOR”
Shit, that would have been better.
Just a dude in a three button suit in the middle of a medieval setting lmao
The artificer of the group. Or a rouge that recently played Hitman or watched John Wick.
@@alpgnr7690 my party's artificer does in fact wear a suit xD
@@alpgnr7690 I can't tell if anyone is wearing rouge in this.
Bruh, facts 😂
mods
That scissor moment was so out of pocket 😳
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, the look she gave, with the biting of the lower lip as she did it, was priceless.
Out of breastplate
Don't you mean between?
I died. It is a feeling I have not felt, and cannot explain.
When the hero f#$%d the whole team. Lol
this having so much emphasis makes me really worry about the private lives of the game programmers 😅
I was surprised when I found out in Fallout 4 you could romance as many companions as you want without negative consequences.
@@kwangsoo515 I mean consequences there is if they catch you cheating
@@jolykrahe6588 Not that Ive seen in FO4. I’ve talked with one romanced companion about our relationship right in front of another and even slept together with them right there with no problems.
When people come from a sex game into a normal game...
For a second I thought that "the new guy" was Jason Momoa.
Same
Clearly it was not. Vision is correctable in so many ways these days. We have the technology.
@@scruffymadman676Great minds think alike. Fools seldom differ.
Temu version of Mamoa
@@jasonrussell5265 OMG!!! :DDDDDDD
"We scissor" - I thought VLDL wouldn't have the balls to say aloud what Brit's gesture mean. I'm proud of you guys =) .
I am a science nerd, not a fiction nerd so when you say VLDL all I can read is "very low density lipoproteins". I have no ideia what your comment was about but I hope at least you are able to laugh at my dumbness
@@AaAa-uq5tp i didnt notice to until i saw the name of the content creator
South Park's Episode D-Yikes will explain it to you.
VLDL is the name of the group/channel/ect;
Viva La Dirt League
@@AnnoyingNewsletters what is South Park supposed to be explaining, VLDL is the name of the channel, the name of their comedy group..
Viva La Dirt League
Or did you mean explaining scissoring.. if so, then I'm guessing that is the 'Persians' episode at the bar Les Bos... 😂😂😂
We scissor ✂️😉
scissor me timbers 🥴😵💫
Idk what that mean😐 (pls explain)
@@greensplash6308how old are you bro, I don't think I should tell you
@@thekommunistkrusader3921 tell him about the bees and the birds, but only with half
@@greensplash6308 ask auntie google
We have Jason momoa at home
The Jason momoa at home.
That's not Jason Momoa, that's Mason Jomoa!
"Methson Momoa"
@@raidzeromattthat’s not even a funny joke
I'll take it
The fact that their username has Ace in it add to the comedy.
Why exactly?
@@angeldoesfunnycan suggest asexuality 😂
"we scissored"😂😂😂
Looks like a druid, shit about tot get wild
the bear scene💀
"We scissor"
"And we paper"
"And we rock"
There is a rpg game in this dating sim called BG3.
have you ever scissored?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yeah that’s cool but you can bone a bear
@@ThisMightBeAnAccountYea, but then he keeps trying to steal your picnic basket!
Baldurs Gate 3 moment
"WHAT, But we fked!" - gold. Can't wait to use this line for something
I may need to try and find an application for that statement TODAY.
@@maximusaralieous1728 Try it on a job application 😁
A girl I was casually seeing got mad me for something . And her rebutted was "but I made you coom" she was dead.serious to. I laughed in her face like and? That's not something you hold over your partners head as leverage. I formally gave her the pink slip a few days later. She was a little to unstable for me
@@justinkedgetor5949 Bro what 🤣
@@justinkedgetor5949 depends on how well she made you coom lol.
Britts the mvp here 😂😂
Britt has a secret she hasn't told her husband 😂
Always is. Love her.
And he kind of looks like a poor man's Jason Momoa.
Ikr
Lol Great value Jason Momoa😂
Mason Mimosa
@@scowlistic waitwaitwait Mason Jomoa
My lifelong goal is to become a second rate Jason Momoa
Is that Jason Mimosa???
No, it's his cousin, Jason Samosa
It's Jacob Sangria.
Mason Babosa
This group of comments is just hilarious 😂 Made my day, thy guys 😂
I thought this was Jendrik Minbota
She really didn't give a f*ck
Just like the player character.
No, she gave many
“Loving my team so far with Shadowheart, Wyll and Astarion! We’ll be together the whole adventure.”
Introducing, Karlach
This exact scenario happened with me😂
This is 100% how I chose my companions.
Lots of f*cking going on there!
discount jason momoa
More accurate would be the level is higher and we haven’t fucked ….YET I’m getting to that part story wise
E
The contestant has shared a hay bail with the whole village during one moon or 'Nother eh?
Yep, that's BG3 alright.
Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, ok?
Hm. The new guy kinda looks vaguely like Jason Momoa. This makes sense.
My first thought when he first appeared I saw the arm and was like "Is that Jason Momoa?"
Jasoan Momoa when you order from Wish.
It’s Ronon Dex!
They've had this guy on before, he just has a beard now which makes him look like Momoa 😂
Man, getting Jason Momoa to do this, you have really come a long way.
Bason Jamoa
Bomoa*
😂
*Moson Jamoa
Jason Boneoan?
Britt just causal "we scissored" just bailing on being subtle
A whole lot of Dragon Age/ Baulder's Gate loving offset 😂
khal drogo came through
Yeah he obviously „came“… 😂
Jason Momoaning.
Mason Jamoa !
Clever😊
this google translates to 'Freemason Team!'
I'm on to you, Eldarion
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@@obanjespirit2895It really does, which is strange and amusing. Thanks for pointing it out.
When the lowbie companion never gets better gear score
I mean 1 lvl higher sounds really good
That's F*cked Up 😂
Yea wtf
Holy @$#%!!! The Adventurer @$#%ed every @$#%ing member of the party. @$#%ing nice one!!!
I like how you can hear him in the background "what do you mean?"😂
That's an early Jason Mamoa expy
Thank low rent Aquaman 😂
So it's basically Baldurs Gate 3
“We scissor “ mind is blown
Momoa is one level higher than us all
Polyamory - the documentary.
Modded skyrim in a nutshell
Easy. Just be tank. Everyone needs a tank and no one wants to do it lol.
how about healer?
@@billyg3230 not as much tbh. Not only do you have items that do that but you also have more people who would heal over tank. Any game you play there are plenty DPS and healers but not tanks.
except Darkness from KonoSuba
@@slavka07 never heard of it.
@@wookieninja8794 but knowing the videos they would probably doing hardest level to get best loot and usually only a handful or so healers would be good enough the rest are under geared, forgotten to change something, or just bad at it.
But the scissoring!
I'm glad American videos always beep that word that I don't know what is because there is a beep over it
Although, I'm not sure which part of the word it obscured 😂 Every part of the word is sounded.
@@MillillioNyeah. It isn't a beep over as much as along with the audio.
you'd be surprised that they're not American 🤣
The ending is awesome. Just one line to kick you on the ground.
100% accurate.
Dollar tree Mamoa. Mal Drogo.
Alan definitely needs to do some voice acting. That voice is perfect for animation, video games, etc! A medieval adult animated comedy would be great!
If I leave the rose in my inventory, i get a slight chance at double loot....you all gotta stay here forever
That really is how it happens too
How long did it take to acquire such a large collection of costumes? If I had all that I'd dress up every day just because.
Accurate representation of my team the moment I got halsin for the first time
Why bother with the beeps?!?! It's always about a minute too late 😂
It's for the algorithm.
It's also funnier that way
How to find out if you need a check up at your local doctor 😂
Was expecting a bear 😂
So, she gave up scissors for a hole punch ... 😂
I hate how much I love this comment! :D
me in every single game:
Seems accurate for Baldur's Gate 😂
That’s why I’ve used Party Limit Begone, couldn’t stand to leave anyone at the camp
E
I do, I always have my favorites and the ones I never use 🤷🏾♂️
Clearly should've taken the cleric
Seems she already had.
Minthara will never leave my party
I slayed the world for Minthara
@@johnnybacklund153Rolling with Minthara by putting insane workaround stunts on a good run - most rewarding effort 💜
Can't get kicked when you're top 1-3 in dps for all the raids and provide the entire group's consumables for the day. Sex is overrated anyways.
"We scissor." Well that is graphic.
Is this like a combination of a reality show and video game?
Baldur’s Gate meme
Edit: spelling
Cuz I’m here for it
No shit ya don't say
That's BG3 ...
I thought Adam was the rose giver the entire time and it all still make perfect sense
You always have to have your love interest with you all the time. If you can. I remember in dragon Age Inquisition I was with the chick that basically does the organizational like paperwork so she couldn't be in my party cuz she wasn't one of the combat people. But outside of that you always have your relationship person with you in combat. 😆
Dragon Age did it nice.
Hey Napoleon, imagine loosing Josephine in combat! 🤣🥲
Thank goodness they didn’t give it to the dog
Eh. We don't judge. Each to their own.
The Aristocrats
"And we f*&ked."
Yep, that's a BG3 player right there.
When all the adventurers are bards LARPing as anything but bards.
Lol, yeah sorry I like you the best but he has better stats. Also everyone is getting fucked this aint no mass effect.
Ok I've never played or seen Baldurs Gate, is there really that much fucking in the game? I swear that's all I hear about is how much you can fuck the companions lol
Yes
It's an option that people like to delve into often
no, it just a 0.01% of game
@prohanya is true, but everyone is obsessed with that .001% and it started this meme
I never finished that game. It's still just sitting on my desktop waiting to be finished. Honestly, the memes just started to make me think that's what the whole game was and kinda lost interest.
I like DnD, but even _that_ has become oversaturated with this kind of stuff as tropes. It's kinda off putting.
every single cast member is hilarious, Britt's commitment to the scissor joke killed me
If Baldur's Gate 3 was a real D&D game all three of them would go
So damn funny. Ignore the haters.
"what? But we f****." 😂
Jason Mamoa nice
Hilarious! 😂I love your stuff!
bro with the office like editing it was so good
For a second I thought, this was a Jason Momoa cameo xD
Best way to introduce new people to the show
Khal Drogo from La Dirt
Totally should have stripped the other 2 companions of gear as well for the new guy. Made it real awkward!
Very much fucking this time😂
And they f****d
The dollar store Jason mamoa! 😂
Preston Garvey: "Another settlement needs our he... oh hell nah".
This camp... should not be marked on the map...
But this settlement is definitely where I would send strong.
This settlement needs the kind of help even the minutemen cannot offer.
@@anthonycincotta9105im scared of your internet search history
KEEP YOUR AMAZING WORK GUYS !!
Is it me or does this comment seem to say the OP doesnt want them to share their work?
Man, the adventure is such a team player
So they got budget to hire Jason Momoa.
Discount Jason Momoa is a bit cheaper.
Gave you a thumbs up for the Neverwinter Nights PFP.
A curly Jason Momoa?! Hard to resist ngl. And I say that as a straight guy.