Funny armor logic in video games
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- Опубліковано 18 сер 2023
- Compilation of armor and cosmetics skits #epicnpcman #worldofwarcraft
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I love how the word 'peasant' gets an extra helping of arrogance when it is pronounced with a vaguely french twang 🤣
from Monty Python
Google en peasant
This was supposed to be with something of a french accent ? ah, ok.....
Now go away, or we will taunt you a second time.
@@Garenzo314what?
I miss this music in the newer NPC Man episodes. Y'all should make more episodes with it, it was so iconic!
Mee too
Yeeeeeeaaahhh EPIIICCC NPC MANNN
I agree.... music w epic npc man imo was top tier. I love VLDLs new stuff but theres something unmatched about thier old stuff that i started that hits me with a nastalgia hammer, and feels simultaneously. I love VLDL❤💙🖤
Yeah, Rowan's actually a good singer.
Pretty iconic, and very rpg tavern kind of music IMO.
@@mr.truffles9294He actually is. He started this entire thing doing silly parody songs. And now we have this awesome...thing.
Love Britt's laughter at Alan's "equitable armour"... even better cause it's Britt actually just laughing at Alan!
7:20 What's so good about this skit is that, almost without fail, the characters will *pop* into place with their new equipment on... but in this case? Ben has to put the rabbit ears on. Slowly. Humiliatingly.
Indeed 😂
Never ever piss off Bodger
Rowan's paid cosmetics speach is still as epic as the first time. Almost gets me teary eyed.
Britt's response after he pulls out the sword kills me every time. XD
'Almost'. 😅
The company thanks for all your hard work and rewards you a sandwich. Inflation sees your annual pay rise and raises you mandatory overtime for no expendable income. Good luck next year.
Agree, i laughed again 😂😂 that one is the funniest and very REAL 😂
The whole speech is crap. What you may or may not have earned in one "world" doesn't carry over to a different "world", unless you line some dev teams pockets... It has no place in a multiplayer game.
15:23 Disposable income is a great perk. Too bad they keep nerfing it with inflation updates
The Devs don't seem to care about the updates, it's money in their pocket 😂😂😂
Hey at least the corporate greed bosses aren't getting too easy right...?
Right?
-sigh-
Dark Souls proved that men are actually 100% okay with playing a dude wearing just a loincloth, swords and a silly helmet
FEAR ME DEMON-
"What are you wearing?"
MY GEAR MADE TO DEFEAT YOU-
"Your balls are hanging out, that's a bucket for a helmet and a half broken katana"
IT IS MADE TO DEFEAT YOU
Elden ring proved me that a naked guy with 2 Katanas and a jar is more than enough to take an whole world of gods and demigods
I love how she really wanted a breastplate and the NPC was pushing for the staff cause they know.
Yeah, she really should have known to take the Fart Rod.
I mean technically, it IS a breast-plate, or at least breast-mail
No shit Sherlock
Alan sure trained for that one episode and it shows - folks, that's already more than a man needs to look physically.
Probably all the push-ups…
Which one??
Did they do one about how all the male characters look like Mr Universe in these games with square chins and broad shoulders and pure muscle?
@@maybeitsyou1317 Ah, yes. The Chad Lalafell.
the laughter with "He's got no pants on!" is the best ending to this supercut
Actually, Alan, that skit turned out EXACTLY how I wanted it to. Thanks.
Alan looking good. He put the work in; cold might have been helping, looked a bit nippy out. He should've taken the pasties :)
Me having no specific sexual preferences and just finding everyone sexy: "I see this as an absolute win."
He went from an Archer to Swordsman
Imagine your parents walking in on you at 2:52 with no context 🤣
Britt do look good!! 🥰
(AND - she's a great actor!!)
My favorite outfit for Britt is still the white and blue with the bordeaux cape. I would wear that in an heartbeat!
As a guy, of course I'm gonna like that chain mail bikini - she does look great!
But I do agree - the white and blue suits her FAR better, and gives her a very feminine yet BADASS look - and in a way, is sexier than the minimalist "armor"..
But ya gotta laugh at Greg in the codpiece!! And he does look a bit buff .... 🤣
The "Paid Cosmetics" episode was really well done.
Couldn't agree more dude
I love in the first skit when Alan is genuinely embarrassed by the game's awful decisions regarding female armor and wants to spare her modesty/disappointment.
Haha yeah
He did try to get her to take the staff
What is awful in that female armor?
@@Piernic 10:55
@@Piernic nothing. Nothing at all I think she should try it on now
Britt’s final “Fuck You!” to Rowan after his monologue was priceless. 🤣🤣🤣
The first skit got me hooked on Viva's videos. Britt's acting was on point.
That first video was the first VLDL video I ever saw. I don't think I've missed a single once since, from any of their series.
My first as well.
She is a natural. All of them are quite good, but Britt is one of a kind, a jewel. Although I heard she came out as a thespian. I know it's sorta frowned upon, but I cant usually abide thespians. I think it's the way they act.
sure. it was the acting...
@@attack125 It has nothing to do with what you're inferring. It was an entertaining skit and her acting demonstrated that these skits are of higher quality than most skit channels.
I really enjoyed how Britt could not stop laughing at Alan.
I can't stop laughing at the sexist equality vid either! ;`)
Have you finished your private conversation in my personal space?
Gets me every time 😂
I still can't tell if Britt's laughter was part of the script or if she legit couldn't control it. Also in the Vanity Armor section, I was expecting to see a full plate armored player mocking a clothed one and challenging them to a fight, just to get 1-shot by the clothed player who was actually using vanity armor.
I need to see Adam doing crying for like an hour in a npc stream
Don't you mean Adam? His pathetic NPC crying is the best.
Sounds like a challenge! I accept!
His npc crying is why I subscribed.
Oh, did you mean Adam the red shirt employee? No, his name is Eugene. He lives in HoneyWood
@@VivaLaDirtLeague I'm going to actually click notifications. If I see a title mentioning 1 hr cry stream; I'll watch it.
Ben's face when leaving with stolen armour 😂
1:48 I mean tbf it seems to have GREAT ranged/magical defense xD
My favorite is people standing around in their favorite armour, just doing emotes as a group. Takes me all the way back to RuneScape. I'm sure they would have ended up in a centipede at some point.
Greg: "Hello adventurer!"
Ben: 🐰
🤣🤣🤣
Alan in the codpiece and Rowan buying paid cosmetics were my favorite episodes!
The amount of costumes you guys must have because of all of this must be absurd, lol keep up the great work
2:45 his voice here killed me 😂😂😂😂
Poor Britt! At the beginning of the game, she had to suffer a lot because of the armor 😅 Glad to see awesome armor now!
This is old videos
@@ironnads7975 very old
That's because she stole it from a noob using his girlfriend's account.
why? that armour has the sam hit points
As long as they continue to film Britt at golden hour lit from behind, I'm happy...
Looking back at all the RPG videos these guys do, I can say without a doubt that they've been one of my favorite UA-cam channels ever. Thank you!!
"What's this, then, peasant?!" is instant merch store gold.
Brit's armor rant still resonates. As well as that final "fuck you." Lmfao.
Same haha. I used to be like Britt but after working for most of my waking hours for many years, I became Rowan and just started buying everything. I want to play for the content but simply dont have the time or energy that I did before to do the grind.
I forgot how much I love Bodger's passive aggression
This whole thing is a masterpiece!
Wouldn't mind whole episodes of these adventures. They are so well edited and scripted. Thank you!
Yessss, thank you so much!
I was looking for some of these a few weeks ago, but it's great to see them bundled together!
10:24 notice he didnt get any reward? thats cuz he was gonna get the armor as a reward
Nice catch 😆👏🏻
Brit's 'goddamn it' is iconic 😂
That monologue from Rowan messes me up every time.
And that sword kills it every time.
These compilations always remind how freaking long I watch VLDL and still having a blast. Thanks
I was literally going to ask, "Where's that ending where Britt's laughing her ass off because Alan wore the ridiculous outfit instead of her?". I'm glad that -- that was the last part of this video instead!
Man seeing Britt trying to not laugh, even though it is not in the script is SO damn infectious :DDD
Few of my favs in one compilation! Thanks guys !!
that speech was so beautifully well written
Better armour designers than the rings of power has.
And only for a fraction of the Budget.
And better storywritters.
Late series are such shit shows, i really have no idea how they are so expensive and how they get approval for it..
that made me laugh out loud. +1
@@ggoddkkiller1342 no one knows what they spent the money on. A lot of people are suspecting background money laundering with how cheap the whole production was for the budget. LOTR looked better and the entire trilogy only had 1/3rd of the budget that Rings of Power received
Rowan's speech sounds fair enough till he spoke about the advantages he got 🤣🤣
Moments like these are what makes this channel great!
Alan's new gear is like -50 armor, +15 agi, +10 charisma +3% movement speed.
10% chance to confuse target on hit
10% chance to charm target when taking dmg
Nice compilation! Loved the old episodes!
Yea yea you came didnt you?
Almost hate to say it, but it beats the heck out of the new 'Bored'..... No, no, wait a minute! I DON'T hate to say it.
The entire speech at 14:59 is spot on.
Oh no Alan, that sketch turned out exactly as I wanted it to 😉 brilliant stuff!
When Adam stabs the random npc it still made me chuckle. I feel these older videos more accurately portrait the goofier things that happen in mmorpgs. The new videos are great. But the old ones are great too. lolz
12:16 Pretty sure Britt didn't know what come and her laughing is real
You guys are out your freaking minds, keep the videos coming, love you guys
The creaking of the leather for imamodel had me rolling. 😂 it looks fabulous, and sounds new!
I think the final sketch with Rowan’s monologue is my favorite bit you all have done. Even after numerous viewing he still sucks me in every time.
God, please make more longform NPC man stuff. I loved the short movie.
Now we’ve got the studio we finally can! 😍
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueawesome 🎉🎉🎉
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Maybe a return of the R18 setting? :D
Maybe people not having the setting on seeing them interact with npc's and quest objectives in weird ways :D
@@VivaLaDirtLeague Oh, can't wait! That would be fantastic!
@@VivaLaDirtLeague, Fred Orchardson"s Journey!!! A day and night in Fred's life with him being robbed by players, berated by his wife, loved by his mum, cheered up by his daughter and doing Loot Rat stuff would be awesome. Him kicking a mean player's ass would be the icing on the cake.
There is nothing better than VLDL compilations.
I love the og epic npc man stuff i can watch them over and over
One day Britt will get that armor she desperately deserves.
They NAILED the laugh loop while firing those arrows
12:18 love how Brit couldn't stop laughing
Dude just delivered an existential crisis with that work - cosmetics - sleep talk o-o
*"Why you don't try it on now!!"* - hilarious and unforgettable lines
It finally hits me that all the skimpy armor is from Schmargenrog. Does this mean when we finally see it, all the characters will be basically naked?
However will you get Rowan to play all of them?
that would explain all the dragons, then
It can't be Rowan. Hamish would be better
Are you asking for a friend?
@@Chetlooreits a on-going joke that Rowan likes to take his shirt off
Yes I know, but if there was a village at the base of the mountain and all the inhabitants looked exactly the same and they were all wearing super-strong skimpy armor I think a bunch of duplicates of Hamish would be a lot more fun than Rowan. And personally if I'm going to see Roland topless I want to see his nips jk.
Look at Baby Brit at the beginning, so adorable, how they have grown ❤
she looks like 16
That first skit is so iconic. It's actually the first skit I've seen from you guys 🤣
other players running around doing random stuff off to the side and in the background gets me every time 😂
1:16 Press F to pay your respects for that poor NPC in the back ;(
F 😊
i cant stop replaying that part.
This is why i love the "cosmetic armor" option, sometimes you just want a good build but the armor looks like trash so you need to flavor it as the one that looks good
On an indiv level it's great, but from an outsider's perspective it's immersion breaking
@@Peleski Only for ppl who .... don't go with the immersion of things n that magical world not being what they seem. XD It's just a type of concealment spell and it's meant to keep everyone in the dark about stats until it's too late 😈
@@Peleski I disagree - the game world shouldn't be so small that people can judge a persons battle prowess by what type of skirt they have on. You cant judge a book by the cover, just like real life.
yeah, it is the problem i has in black desert 😂
@@Wassenhoven420the difference between gaming and real life tho is if I see a low level player with wicked looking gear I’m going to easily know right off the rip that they bought it and didn’t do anything exceptionally difficult to obtain it due to 99% of games to exist and 100% of the games I play just simply doesn’t progress like that and there would be zero other possibilities for why or how they obtained said gear, as well as most games base gear off of level requirements and lower levels would be stuck with obviously shittier gear looks and stat wise if they don’t buy cosmetics/pay to win gear
Can’t believe I just found this channel, I’ve truly been missing out. I subbed right away. Time to clock into my stupid job so I can afford high speed internet in order to watch more of these videos later.
"Have you finished your private conversation in my personal space?" lol
5:52 it was at this moment I realized NPC feelings matter and this is a campaign ad for NPC feelings awareness, thus I will now respect and listen to all quest dialogue lol.😂
9:08 quicksave then test to see if you feel bad about it 😂
damn so relatable xD
Man i wish this was a show, so funny! Great stuff!
So glad this popped up on my UA-cam. I love it.
Ah the memories, you guys have come so far, absolutely my favourite channel on UA-cam, can't wait for your next video ❤
Ah good times! Good times! Good to see Rowan hasn’t changed at all. Gotta admit blue is his colour.
I've never missed an episode, and yet the compilation showed me sketches I don't remember, so I guess...thanks a ton!
Actually nice to see some themed compilations.
Old episodes had so much real in game content and were so amazing!
The dialogue in the last part is golden. It was great when I saw it the first time. Only got better the second time. The dragonsword really topped it off.
"i feel so wonderful and free "
xD indeed
Amazing Compilation! ❤
That recreation armor Alan wore was so much nicer than Rowan's costume armor.
how dare you, peasant!
I love when they upload older videos in compilations, it just gives me an excuse to re-watch them again 😊 (not /s I'm actually very happy 😅)
A classic of the series! ❤
When Nightfall dropped for Guild Wars 1, the guild I was with basically finished the missions/quests as they could be, so we were one of the first groups to finish the final boss.
Walking around Lion's Arch in the Primeval Warrior Armor after that was the most I've ever acted and been treated like a model in gaming haha.
Damn, I finally got to see Brit in that heavy armor.
Fr i been waiting wasn’t disappointed either
16:37 If you think we didn't want that sketch to end in sexy Alan, you were sorely mistaken.
The Poser bit totally reminds me of the defacto endgame for Warframe, "Fasionframe"
Stalker: "I see your syandana is as big as mine!"
This is by far one of the best comps by far
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how well Brittany plays her frustrated character? 😂
And shame her for hurting us 😔. The repeated "I will never forget you" line from the Soulmate video is a stake I am incapable of removing from my heart.
What did she do?
@@ridgelineenjoyer1517the Soulmate video
She broke my hart in this video
"can we all take a moment to appreciate" Sheeeees. UA-cam already warned me about my comments so I will not say anything and just leave it like that.
@@TheRedKing247 I'm pretty sure, she was it with brown hair.
The first skit was the very first epic NPCman I ever watched, so good.
Old episodes were shorter but more funny! Straight to the point into the player's life.
That posing skit had me rolling!
10:42 favorite episode!
Britt's laugh is real 😂
And we know she like that armor haha
I’m 35 I’ve been a gamer all my life, I swear these are the best videos on the internet, especially if your down and depressed these make you feel good lol
I like that in the TTRPG Barbarians Of Lemuria, there's a boon called "battle harness" that lets a character wear a chainmail bikini or an armored harness for a boost in defense. In the french edition of the book, the art chosen to represent it chose the chainmail bikini route... and its wearer was a mighty muscular mustached male barbarian.
My friend send this youtube link today. This was most accurate and funniest thing I watched in years. It is so good I finished watching in work instantly. Master piece
Britt's giggling at Greg is for real! lol.
Who's packing garlic now?!
OMG I know. The giggling was so adorable
I don't think either of them realized what that armor was going to be ...