NEDS Kru ft. The Wee Man

When mild mannered tosser Stanley Weeman drinks radioactive Irn Bru, he transforms into The Wee Man, angry scum crusader and purveyor of top quality dick jokes. Teaming up with rave masters N.E.D.S. KRU, Manky records brings you 'Here You (That'll Be Right)'. Lock up your grannies!

[@cal7983]

Im proud to be able to understand every word of this

[@skinsisgood1408]

Same Scotland never changes

[@rab7192]

Same 😂

[@ava_0987]

Duck me too 😂

[@kiandaman]

Same

[@liamreilly4970]

KianDaMan same

[@snack4458]

Telling my kids this was David Bowie.

[@erinwilson2216]

Naw I’m acc deed 😂

[@kronikxx6768]

Ur kids: awright ya wee bawbag stop going intae my stash or yer jaw is getting ripped

[@irnbruenjoyer123]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@Alexander-qz9ou]

Kklhm

[@alucard3708]

Underrated comment 😂

[@TheOneTrueLeo2002]

As a Scottish citizen, I am proud that we have this to represent us.

[@Jamie-kv9eg]

Leo Caldwell This represents glasgow and glasgow only.

[@dayblade8636]

@@Jamie-kv9eg the guys from Edinburgh

[@michaelstirrat7315]

Shut up m8 honestly if yer sain words lit aht then yer no scottish

[@ll4d4mll90]

@@Jamie-kv9eg Glasgow, and the surroundings. Blantyre, Hamilton, EK, and that.

[@MJC___]

same lol

[@NOTYOU0BVIOUSLY]

I don't know how but this is unironically an actual banger lmao

[@iraqlobster2061]

lol ikr

[@longrangebot.5310]

Scottish magic can do that

[@whatismynametakeawildguess]

thats how u know ur a ned

[@thedoveston6781]

Used to bump this at uni like it was Dre 😂

[@GraemeWight-wx3xz]

Course it is. We scots were hardcore rave heeds fi 88 onwards

[@jack_sim06]

if this was our national anthem at the euros we would of won

[@gaz8177]

Lmao, would have been quality playing this lining up against the English

[@culture4519]

They would’ve taken the pass I’ll teel oue zhat mete I need a fack’n ciggy

[@Brblox892]

It be hard to understand

[@jack_sim06]

@@Brblox892 naebdy cares mate

[@Systematicsphere]

HAVE not of

[@colejohnson7797]

As an American, I really studied this song multiple times, listened to it this entire week, and I appreciate the enthusiasm and banger of this beat, with that said, Idk what the fuck this is guy is saying

[@kdmedia1534]

😂😂😂

[@paulcampbell875]

Lmao 😂.....I do 👍

[@aidannicholson2797]

Legend

[@blainecowan63]

Pure man

[@shew9880]

I fully understand if you want me to explain

[@VortexMotiveVision]

This never gets old.

[@johntrust6217]

Here you bolt ya nugget

[@sdow.]

Vortex42 Am gonni rip yer jaw

[@aaronps8269]

Your comment had gotten old but....6 years ago

[@AbbeySaun]

Not even now??

[@precisionairstrike5515]

Never

[@TheGrowler55]

I'm still here in Glasgow in 2024 😊💙👍😎🇬🇧

[@VelaGGs]

Aye fr fr

[@benyboy539]

Neds are a culture not a costume.

[@ytblair3010]

Benyboy5393 i am a Ned Ye bam pot

[@jcrossan1351]

Benyboy5393 mate wtf is ur profile pic 😂😂😂

[@davidpearson2194]

Agreed

[@josephmcauley9293]

@@ytblair3010 you're arse

[@Diamxnd.]

@@jcrossan1351 nedler

[@mavericmediatv]

8 years later and i still find myself singing this

[@iraqlobster2061]

14 years later lmao still is amazing

[@oeoeeoeo767]

@@iraqlobster2061 haha yesss

[@thephantom8674]

Sqme

[@--snoopy]

U still good pal

[@overtimedemo4399]

Where did u go bro

[@SansXut]

A timeless anime, set in Glasgow, Scotland.

[@novislavdajic807]

Glasgow born proud :D

[@Polmaise1]

@@novislavdajic807 have I found another Scottish Chetnik

[@rossfowler7530]

😂

[@verrial4558]

Don’t compare cringe an*me to Glory Scotland

[@JackM-ec3ll]

Mate that’s like sayin the n word

[@zombielakehk21]

anyone outside Scotland (maybe the uk) won't understand this

[@ErinLeigh14]

so not true... Canadian born and raised, and i get it. brilliant!

[@vPaddyBLOX]

This guy is Canadian he is a badass

[@enzomangono7239]

Scotland's in the uk

[@ErinLeigh14]

*****
i think the poster meant that anybody outside the uk wouldn't get it.

[@paigejessamine6412]

zombielakehk21 my mate from Germany asked me to translate all this to proper English and then how he said 😂😂😂😂 aw the horror 🤣

[@grahamwilliambarrie3210]

2018 and this is still the best song yet

[@metalfoto]

PLS LYRICS ANYONE??

[@bloodshot6372]

Ken

[@twiggytwigs6118]

Lmfao😂😂

[@yogisiptimelost7008]

2019

[@jbhoycelts1170]

It's now 2019 and still is the best song

[@jambothebear731]

i love being scottish

[@stevenstewart3858]

Gamer James same

[@teacake2606]

Same

[@gemmafleming5634]

Same

[@rm2167xxx]

Same

[@platnumfallout3453]

same

[@doughen]

best song i've ever heard, 2019 anybody?

[@DarthScosha]

with that profile pic i doubt it

[@spd8290]

2020 alright ??

[@DM-si5je]

Not better than gachi

[@batgaff]

Nope 2020

[@awesomesauce5481]

@@DM-si5je true

[@coreymckinney7423]

“Am gonna pump your maw” became apart of my normal vocabulary as a teenager. I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t slip out still once in a while.

[@Lynsisthewalrus]

Fun fact - this was a student project to take the piss out of all the stereotypical neds in Glasgow. The wee man is now an actor who has been in Scot Squad and does stand up.

[@xehP]

where'd you hear this from? if it's true that's actually both fascinating and impressive. lmao

[@scottjrramage4653]

Nae fuckin way

[@Solipsismmusic]

@@scottjrramage4653 Yeah it's true. The Wee Man is an actor and comedian.

[@rhysmccall821]

Amazing

[@ianappleby1159]

Fun fact it wasn’t a student project I wrote and sang it - the wee man Neil was just acting

[@JonnyContagious]

I can state with supreme confidence, while not being part of the intended demographic and observing from the comfort of a large bay window in Kelvinside, that this is the absolute zenith of Ned culture. Bravo.

[@caltek4868]

My boy from Scotland brought me that drink in his hand and then showed me this video. You scotts are awesome much love from the U.S.

[@elixir8908]

Thanks bro appreciate alot

[@zursca]

PURE QUALITY OLDEAN

[@cammydog8550]

YER MAW

[@starkyboy85]

Here you! Bolt ya nugget...

[@cammydog8550]

YER DA DUS THE PAPER ROOND

[@jamiegray6646]

2020 anyone😂😂

[@teewizz-ftown3017]

Here

[@jamiegray6646]

@@teewizz-ftown3017 yassss

[@lilbrownzay5482]

Aye

[@zursca]

IM GONNA PUMP YER MAWWW

[@williamwilson8952]

2 days till 2021 maye

[@aimeeirvinematthew2282]

This is 2019 and still we go around singing this in school!!!😂

[@shawncollix3086]

Aye same here anol

[@joshuahalley7032]

Same here

[@lqxzt.2528]

Ma wee cousin came in at 1 am blastin this

[@joshuahalley7032]

APEX-R did he

[@rhysmccall821]

Same with ya mum from mcburberry

[@Darthvvill]

*iM eNgLiSh N I CaN UndERsTaNd EvErY wORd*
Nobody cares pal

[@nataliemcpake4379]

Understand this yir a Shan gadge ??

[@gillroberts7085]

Beamer Boy, you so right

[@WolfmansGotNards]

Scottish folk understand the slang English and American people in their respected countries. How do American and English folk not understand Slang Scottish folk?

[@JambiFoxxo]

Because nobody cares about us Scottish people

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

Because Americans don't speak in pure slang, in fact Americans rarely use slang

[@3991-m6u]

Wolfman's Got Nards american and english media are common in scotland, scottish media is uncommon in england and rare in america.

[@buckiebhoy514]

Yez dont that's the fucking point ya bawbag #MoanThenYaPrick

[@jaystormdj2971]

Wolfman's Got Nards english slang is bad, can't make out a word and has no quality to it, a like americans, theirs is cool and us scots are just quality

[@billdeal8718]

I’m a 63 year old psychotherapist and find this hilariously fascinating

[@demontongue9893]

YE GETTIN WIDE?

[@levicampbell1369]

Aye wit ye doin wee man gettin wide ya bawbag

[@victorymansions]

Ah pumped ye maw last nite

[@madtingz2288]

Aw wit man primary 7 banter 😂😂😭

[@wallacecampbell1191]

I'm a p7 and that's p4 banter hen

[@grant6256]

Wallace Campbell hen aw wit ya fuckin weapon

[@rizlahill1806]

cool am s2

[@theschemehunter]

@@wallacecampbell1191 oh Naw man ur pure solid

[@alisonwalker9746]

Fuck off man I was in P2 when thid came out 😂

[@kimberleybeattie24]

Who's watching this in 2024..

[@BabymonkeyVR-i1u]

Me

[@finenekko4150]

Me too

[@Mango_rl123]

Me 😂

[@AlbannachEditz]

Aye

[@hamish8283]

😭😭

[@plateofshrimp]

Words I understood: Weed, Jaw, I'm, Yankees, Johnny Cash, PCP, Fatty

[@lewie895]

yankees and fatty weren't in it so you obviously didn't understand

[@Eluneya]

Here mate (whit?)
You lookin at ma burd? (naw)
How no? Trying tae say she's ugly or summin?
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Ah wis like that pure mad hingin out the back of your granny like that yass!
Am gony pump your maw
Here you, that will be right
I heard you tried to knock my stash last night
Here you, what's the fuckin script
You're a wee baw bag, your jaws getting ripped
Here you ya stupit we dafty
Don't want to gee ye malky but I think am gona huvty,
Gonna jump aw oor yer heid,
That'll teach you fur stealin ma weed
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw
Am goin doon the toon tae see if I get lucky
If I canny get a burd ah'll drink sum mair Buckie
Wash it doon wae a couple of pills
I know they eckies will cure ma ills
Get a Courtney Pine of Lou Reed
When ah wake in the morning ah'll probly be deid
Don't worry he's got Johnny Cash
Rolla Jimmy Cliff of Moroccan Hash
If that dusny work we'll get some crack
Freebase some coke and then some smack
PCP, psilocybin's the potion for me!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Am gony rip your jaw (aye right)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah pumped yer maw last night)
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer,
Don't geez any yer shite!
(Ah smoked yer draw last night)
Here mate, mate, yer a dick mate, yer a dick!
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (Turn up the bouncy tunes)
Here you, that'll be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget (yasss)
Here you, that will be right
Here you, bolt ya nugget
Whit ye dain ya mad fanny?

[@McGuinty2]

***** He's saying "I know the eckies'll cure ma ills", eckies means ecstacy pills

[@kelvynmccomb4711]

McGuinty2
Well nor i would nay have guessed

[@plateofshrimp]

@@McGuinty2 Words I understood: I, know, the

[@jackgibson367]

Anyone thats americain, translate this to what you hink it actually is and al paypal ye a fiver if ye get close tae it 😂

[@snekktikhays1780]

most of the song hes singing about either rooting your mum or grandma or ropping your jaw off, then hes singing about ecstacy weed crack and heroin
im australian wheres my money

[@thomasmccoy2590]

Americans will no be able t translate this

[@dontworry5696]

Jack Gibson this sounds like a whole different language to me

[@deonzbored5487]

😂😂

[@alisonwalker9746]

Here you atll be right

[@niamhha9014]

This is one of my favourite videos on the internet, especially because it’s such an accurate depiction of NED’s. Seriously, I’ve met people who are exactly like this.

[@estherriley1748]

still the best song running. as a scottish citizen i’m proud this represents us

[@Apolo144zz]

If u aint listen to this on repeat over 100 times dont talk to me

[@alexamain]

National anthem🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🙇‍♀️

[@AScottishLad]

The Scottish national anthem

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

This is what most kids are like in my school...

[@jbhoycelts1170]

Yeah withoot the baggy trousers though

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

@Jamesy damn 6 year old comment

[@alfiegilmore8521]

Your probably outta school now

[@michaelmoscrop6031]

@@alfiegilmore8521 damn what a throwback. I'll be in my third year at university in September...

[@AkashMishra23]

@@michaelmoscrop6031 we're growing up in life going through life and sheet on de internet together, this is not just a video, these are memories

[@kenziecarstairs]

Still the best song! PROUD TAE BE SCOTTISH!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Patrick_Diggle]

it is an honour to understand every word this guy said

[@cheeseamiright1878]

About 6 yearsago this guy came to our school to do a play on drugs and alcohol and I instantly recognised him from this

[@jbhoycelts1170]

Hipocrit

[@aimeemitchell9343]

I'm from Scotland and we had an English talk to a song that had meaning to us and a boy in the class picked this song, we all went into histerical laughter😂

[@polarcore3595]

Now this is going to be a song I'll sing to my kids to bed.

[@LizardGenes]

Brilliant! Well edited and catchy lyrics. I can really see this one catching on...

[@loxzn8435]

hey man its been 14 years

[@Elchie232]

Ahead of your time

[@avdolenthusiast4021]

true

[@tariqishellacool]

2021 anyone?

[@icecoldrugby]

This was a weird time for Eminem

[@ImRhys]

After all these years I still remember this being a Bebo profile video and can still sing it word for word to this day, hahah!

[@hastingscook5612]

2019 anyone 😂

[@jeffthekiller-kf7dt]

Nabody gees a damn if ya are watching in 2019

[@hydrx2915]

Hastings Cook aye mate mon the trendy tunes

[@dashdashdash_]

@@jeffthekiller-kf7dt Payed yer council yet slag?

[@Rorya_03]

Nah 2020🇦🇺

[@magdalene68]

Get on Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@golfboyvag1]

One of the all time great Scottish viral hits ❤

[@TheGrowler55]

Glaswegians the salt of the Earth and good to watch your back, they'll stand by you no matter what.

[@DragoonsPropaganda]

You're right. Very friendly but very violent.

[@TheGrowler55]

@@DragoonsPropaganda true, but good to hiv in yer corner 😎

[@Voltzi1227]

this is older than me but is still a banging song like

[@adembaykara7675]

Please rise for the Scottish national anthem

[@PadthaiXIV]

15th anniversary of scotland’s best song

[@cameronmoore2874]

Ah the old days of youtube

[@stephaniemcgibbon17]

I think glasweigins are the only who will understand this. Non other !! Tune never gets old lol

[@BlooDCoNcReTe]

Im aboot 9O% sure every cunt in scotland knows and understands these lyrics by now

[@jamiemck2012]

Everybody that's Scottish knows it no just glaswedgians lol

[@BlooDCoNcReTe]

smokeweedeveryday Kinda what i said mate lol

[@jamiemck2012]

I was high that day mate mega tripping lol

[@BlooDCoNcReTe]

smokeweedeveryday I don't doubt it mate lol

[@Insaneinthemembrane101]

2019 I’m nearly 32 and this is still funny as f**k lol I’m not a ned or anything but seriously this is what they are like it’s hilarious 😂😂
Don’t geez any yer shite is the best part 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I smoked yer draw last night hahahaha

[@childofthesun32]

This song whole thing is pretty much legendary. I could well imagine archaelogists and social historians watching this video in thousands of years time. It is so accurate. I knew people like this and the best thing is he isn't actually exaggerating or emphasising in any way. Glasgow neds are EXACTLY like this.

[@breadasarusrex6009]

I played this in school and got sent to the head teacher

[@karinkkkkkk]

Worth it

[@КурсыиностранныхязыковвМоскве]

He looks so much like Russian chav which we call "gopniks". As if this video comes from some Russian highly depressed industrial city or district

[@franstanlinovskovichdavido8039]

Языковой Канал LingvostudiA They are called Ned's in Scotland but much the same as a Gopnik.

[@standarsh8192]

@@franstanlinovskovichdavido8039 I agree deadliest woman with a dodgeball

[@zomgbat]

The Scottish DJ Blyatman

[@WeeZ-dv6sp]

To good I still blast this song in cod lobbies on the daily what a classic

[@yoda5732]

as a British person after 48 hours off evaluation and thorough examination off this song I found that I can't understand what this says

[@FordEscortRSCosworth-cv1jl]

Whit part ae britain?

[@yoda5732]

@@FordEscortRSCosworth-cv1jl sunderland

[@yoda5732]

@Madine Games North East for me

[@taylorwhite1387]

15 years still gold

[@summerholiday9224]

And this is why I'm proud to be Glaswegian :P

[@shannoncassidy6451]

Typical glasgow makes ye proud to stay in Glesga ❤️

[@ytblair3010]

Shannon Cassidy I’m Glaswegian

[@lynseywagener1993]

Bunch of retards

[@jennywilliams5265]

I wanna immigrate away from this shithole

[@Aaron-uq6ot]

@@jennywilliams5265 We all do.

[@radflaresgotchlamydia543]

BBC Scotland news intro

[@BobbyJenkins]

Ladies n Gentlemen, be upstanding for our national anthem

[@elizabethrestrick5046]

That's my real dad

[@nateisbord2]

I went to your stand up gig tonight. I laughed more the day my granddad died.

[@loxzn8435]

hey man its been 10 years

[@avdolenthusiast4021]

@@loxzn8435 11 now

[@nxls379]

i listen to this on a daily basis

[@ryanchapster9670]

I’m born English but family is Scottish and this is a nostalgic belter

[@maxofthetitans]

Anyone else notice the Glasgow grin on his left hand side of his face?

[@NailsByShazza]

Hahahahahah

[@holly_c476]

A pumped yer maw last nightttttt😂😂😂😂best lyrics ever

[@DJHANSPROLO]

this is the story of my life

[@THR33LAKE]

haha

[@jakobtuts4624]

bro your music is sick lol

[@liamhardcastle1746]

Who’s the absolute legends who are here in 2021

[@Independenceforsco14]

Not seen this for so long.....totally hilarious! Well done wee man!

[@eeb7286]

This man reps the whole of Scotland

[@T-y-39]

This is literally the theme of Neds 😂😂😂

[@jimjam5284]

One of the classic UA-cam videos ❤

[@stinkmann]

this is the biggest lump of shite ive ever heard.
I love it so much

[@CarlyJ]

This song defined a generation.

[@neighbourhoodwitch18]

Brilliant thing is...he’s a well-spoken teacher ☺️ what wean wouldn’t want him as their teacher?! Legend.

[@jennypurplethefirst]

To quote the man himself “here mate, that’ll be right, here mate, bolt ya nugget!” He’s not a teacher 😂😂

[@Solipsismmusic]

@@jennypurplethefirst He does teach drama. The Wee Man is a middle class actor and comedian. This was a sketch that turned into a song.

[@d-droll]

Holy shit, this funny little dude already has a Glasgow smile. To be honest, because of this tradition, Scotland is perceived by me as some kind of dark, backward place.

[@jonathanburley3804]

Literally every boy in my school

[@lia_doccccc]

I am very proud to understand all this cause it’s a fucking banger 🎉

[@taargustaargus3139]

Any chance we can get some subtitles? I'm strugglin here.

[@owenskye8797]

I'm happy to be Scottish to understand this song

[@kingbroden9188]

Great to be scottish 😂

[@graphicgamer3142]

1:22 “aye right”

[@Xoyakiii]

I was born 2 weeks after this song came out LMAOO

[@housewares]

The Camberwell carrot has traveled far I see

[@barnescmx]

How do u mean da camberwell, is he from camberwell??

[@BlooDCoNcReTe]

Barry Donnelly The big fat joint he has is what Housewares means as a camberwell carrot ... its from a good old film called withnail and I

[@MakoTheUndead]

Neds are a plague on modern society.

[@PatrickM6969]

Ur solid

[@ibraheemmanzoor1334]

Nah turn on subtitles and see what it thinks he's saying

[@derftghy9111]

Oh look it’s the s3 from clyedbank highschool

[@TardyMoments]

Donkeys hernia?

[@bigmeatyhooks]

Is this what UK drill sounds like to non English

[@zinadinezidane1225]

2019 and am gonna pump yer maw

[@dddddd-wg4nb]

Am telling my wains this was lewis capaldi

[@islawhelan3458]

Never been so proud to be Scottish what a fucking throwback tune 💪🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@paulasmith5477]

when i wake up in the morning i will probably be dead lol love this absolute quality anyone ive ever met from Glasgow is spot on great people great city with a great sense of humour

[@LilyKittyCatto]

This was on everyones flip phones back in school omg the memories

[@ostry2156]

i lern scotish word from that and i ken everything nuw

[@cmmush6366]

Bring Ned culture back😢😢

[@scottishwifi8673]

you canny relive the 00s mate

[@v.watson4179]

Thank u Scotland for giving this banger to the world, love from Brazil🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@squishysquid9505]

Think it was Scots who initially brought football to Brazil also.

[@demontongue9893]

YOU GETTIN WIDE?

[@mini9027]

GETING LIPPY LAD

[@Rey-eq4vq]

🇺🇸

[@GraemeWight-wx3xz]

​@vaultveteran3368: nice yin.
Yen is some shinwah shite lol.
😂😉👍