This is a message to all the haters out there: Don't hate me because I filmed an incident, hate the troublemakers, ie. the 2 abusive women. Yes i said i wouldn't publish it but after finding out i was not breaching anyones rights i published it, boohoo. Also there are a few comments saying i only videod because it was women arguing, this is incorrect, had it been males i would have still did the same. I'm not hiding who i am, i put my face up, you can see who i am, so if your going to be bitchy in your comments, at least have the balls to have a face that goes along with your stupid name. Its been a while folk, but comments are back on and subtitles are coming soon.
Try filming a man son, instead o some random wummen. Or try this stunt doon ra road in Craigneuk.......... Naw, your heid along wi yir contract fone wld be put in the fryer. People wld be wondering why you where dooking for chips had this been any of my fam. Listen to the runts trembling voice. 60 secs o arguing wi wummen & he's left dehydrated & shaking.........The wein in his care is abandoned n left ootside greeting. ........ rofl at him....His own Granny is bemused :O Nameless but face is noted. "That's who I Um" "I'll go to the polis" ha ha so funny, "I'll go to the polis" & Im sure you wld. "Im not going to publish it" "This is what I do"....... ROFL, get a fcukin job ya wee fanny.
First of all Mr alba, if it were a man or men a would have still filmed it. Try this stunt doon the road in craignuek, wit stunt pmsl, a videod something, something very amusing as it turned out, it's hardly a stunt, then again with u being from the nuek u prob don't have a TV and don't know what a stunt is. But regardless if it was the nuek then I would have still filmed it. So if any ur family acted like these 2 nutters u would "put the guy who's filming its phone in the fryer, along wae his head"? That's a bit far is it not, considering the subjects were the ones out of order. Again, 60 seconds? This might be an educational thing but the video is over 3 mins long. Dehydrated, that's a good un, shaking, another belter. I actually was with my late mum and my two kids, so they were hardly abandoned, again a think this is down to the education you received. Note my face my friend, do as you wish, see if it makes me lose sleep, which a doubt. Anyway, thanks for clicking on my video and watching it, and tell your mate a said thanks for letting you use his phone to watch it. Oh and btw, av got a job.
One of my favourite videos of all-time. First saw it around two years ago. It's gotten a fair few views from me since and will keep doing so. Always great for a laugh. And I like the cameraman, he's a good lad.
Well done for standing up for your rights mate,while this may have been inside a shop,it could be classed as a public event (or incident) therefore you did nothing wrong, good on you for standing your ground
Thank you Kellyfella for reminding me why I live in Australia and not an ML postcode now. Two middle aged wimin acting like they are still in the playground. You held your own and I love the fact you used "Fruit-loop", my wife thinks I made that particular put down up. What pair of wasters...
Thank you for sharing this crazy clip hun. Now I know why I moved out of Glasgow so much anger. Were I live now so quiet. Please be safe and blessings to you. From Yorkshire xxxxxxxxxx
You have to laugh at the mouthy cows disrupting eveyones day but getting all uppity because someone is filming it. They should have been evicted from the shop. The elderly lady was bang on. If you don't like the price don't buy it.
Ahhhhhh if only people would just educate themselves a little bit and learn the law on what you can film/record in public. Even though the chip shop owner could have stopped the guy filming but probably thought it was too funny to stop. Chip shops are for chips the last time I looked lol. Great video mate :)
It's good to see a real man stand up for his rights and not be bullied around by these two disrespectful man-hating feminist women. That old woman in the beginning of the video was awesome too and loved that she didn't put up with their foolishness. Like she said, "If you don't like the price, don't buy it." The male workers there were smiling and laughing a bit while all that is going down. lol! 😊
Got to admire the classiness of the sweaties mind. You can buy anything in the chip shops there from deep fried Mars Bars (wtf !!!) and strange pies to ciggies. Quality.
Well done mate. Standing up to these numpties. If there was less fear in the world everyone would record out of line behaviour which in turn would stop out of line behaviour!
That is really quite beautiful. I've watched some real honking films in my time that do not come close to the dialog, camera work, script used here. This should get some form of Oscar
I know the wumin in the vid,abouy two months after this, she was arguing about her change in Poundstretchers,when KKellyfelly started filming her the polis got phoned anyway it turned oot that KELLYFELLY works for the DHSS as an paid informant
Hugh McMillan Those particular immigrants are deceased or very old. I'm referring to modern immigrants of eastern European-, African- and Asian-origin who are Hellbent on helping themselves to the NHS and benefits system without having paid into it. I expect a reply sometime in October.
the offspring of the immigrants that saved Britain The quicker we do away with nationalities and have one goverment for the whole world the better,it will be a big step it getting rid of racism
wow !!!! you cant script this shit !!! that was pure comedy gold !!!!!! real people talking real shit... Well done for recording this, I was in stitches all the way through
Take a bow the man with the camera, i have never laughed out loud at anything on UA-cam , and you sir have me pihing my frillies ! FUCKING BRILLIANT "A dont go into chippies and argue about the price of fags ya fruitloop"
Mate I feel your pain. I've been filming everything since about 1999-2000. Just like Wishaw I've filmed in other wee toons around Scotland. You didn't let them get tae you and you handled it like a trooper! Wish i had seen this before.😂 Absolute Gem mate.👍
kellyfelly Funny as hell to me when people have an expectation of privacy in a public place. Haven't they noticed the thousands of other cameras everywhere they go?
I was talking to one of the lassies who work at Toni's about she agreed with me you couldn't have handled the situation better and it had us both fucking buckled honestly mate good on you x
Great job filming man! Keep it up they have no expectation of privacy out in a public place so they are the crazy ones! Also on a side note I love your accent and hearing you tell them how stupid they were in it made my day
This is a message to all the haters out there: Don't hate me because I filmed an incident, hate the troublemakers, ie. the 2 abusive women. Yes i said i wouldn't publish it but after finding out i was not breaching anyones rights i published it, boohoo. Also there are a few comments saying i only videod because it was women arguing, this is incorrect, had it been males i would have still did the same. I'm not hiding who i am, i put my face up, you can see who i am, so if your going to be bitchy in your comments, at least have the balls to have a face that goes along with your stupid name.
Its been a while folk, but comments are back on and subtitles are coming soon.
2 eh them are fuckin weirdos hahaha, well played ma man
Aye mate they were mental.
Try filming a man son, instead o some random wummen. Or try this stunt doon ra road in Craigneuk.......... Naw, your heid along wi yir contract fone wld be put in the fryer. People wld be wondering why you where dooking for chips had this been any of my fam.
Listen to the runts trembling voice. 60 secs o arguing wi wummen & he's left dehydrated & shaking.........The wein in his care is abandoned n left ootside greeting. ........ rofl at him....His own Granny is bemused :O Nameless but face is noted.
"That's who I Um"
"I'll go to the polis" ha ha so funny, "I'll go to the polis" & Im sure you wld.
"Im not going to publish it"
"This is what I do"....... ROFL, get a fcukin job ya wee fanny.
kellyfelly Says 1 troll to another.
First of all Mr alba, if it were a man or men a would have still filmed it. Try this stunt doon the road in craignuek, wit stunt pmsl, a videod something, something very amusing as it turned out, it's hardly a stunt, then again with u being from the nuek u prob don't have a TV and don't know what a stunt is. But regardless if it was the nuek then I would have still filmed it. So if any ur family acted like these 2 nutters u would "put the guy who's filming its phone in the fryer, along wae his head"? That's a bit far is it not, considering the subjects were the ones out of order.
Again, 60 seconds? This might be an educational thing but the video is over 3 mins long. Dehydrated, that's a good un, shaking, another belter. I actually was with my late mum and my two kids, so they were hardly abandoned, again a think this is down to the education you received.
Note my face my friend, do as you wish, see if it makes me lose sleep, which a doubt.
Anyway, thanks for clicking on my video and watching it, and tell your mate a said thanks for letting you use his phone to watch it.
Oh and btw, av got a job.
"You fucking fruitloop!"
I love you.
Cheers lol
youre as daft as him
you fell off
" Ya fuckin Fruitloop" You guys have the best insults.
Fair play to the guy for filming, he's perfectly entitled to do so.
Props for standing up to these 2 bullies.
And that predictable 'pedophile' accusation, disgusting.
Its been a while. Comments are back on and subtitles are coming soon.
"I don't go into a chippy and argue about the price of fags ya fruit loop" absolute banger ❤
As a Glaswegian I thank you for the subtitles😂😂😂
@@SilverSparkles22 They're a work in progress lol. I'll get round to finishing the subs soon 👍🏻
been 12 years
12 years later and still doing your bit. Thank you for your service. ❤
"im not going to publish it". 3 years later....266,000 views on youtube XD
I was lookin for this comment, not gonna publish n here it is
stephen john gray not technically to publish means to sell on so u can publish music. Not always writren but ya right here
Only in Scotland would a chippy also sell cigs. They should rename the place 'The House of Death'.
Probably battered
Richard Bracewell "20 rothmans king size please" "do you want them plain or battered ?"
SepticSceptic lol
SepticSceptic 😅😅😂
My grandparents used to run a chippy. Used to sell 2's. Which are strange twin packs of cigarettes..
If you don't like the price o' smokes, don't smoke. Simple!
Bunch of degenerates. These people give Scotland a bad reputation.
Rhys Black ALL Scottish are like it :D
scarface 82 not true at all...
Scotland didn't used to be like this. Used to be a right shithole.
scarface 82 not all Scottish are like that stfu
Rhys Black nah. You all give your shit country a bad rep
The accent of the cameraman is super RARE.
One of my favourite videos of all-time. First saw it around two years ago. It's gotten a fair few views from me since and will keep doing so. Always great for a laugh. And I like the cameraman, he's a good lad.
Thanks for watching bud
Prime example of wanting to make conflict over anything. Don't sweat the small stuff in life.
Sounds like a cat getting beat with a set of bagpipes
Well done, I'm glad you published it
"Don't you Haw me 16 year old !" LOL !
I Video Everything...... Quinten Tarentino must be shittin himself lol
It's stuff like this that makes me embarrassed to be Scottish.
Callum Rickard me too mate
Don't let this be ta thing...
Scottish Football team can't help either.
Forever Changes hahaha nope
youre a grown man who collect weans toys
20 Benson and hedges and a deep fried mars bar sounds like a balanced diet to me. Wished our chippy was as much fun
Daft cow- "Wit you goni dae?"
Camera guy- "Wit ma goni dae?, al go to the police and say ma phones been stolen won't a?!?!"
Absolutely brilliant man
Possibly the best video clip of all time - keep filming everything Kelly....classic.
Thank you, comments like yours give me the inspiration i need.
After almost 60yrs round the Sun, a video that confirms my life long beliefs - you can't reason with women, ever! Great video.
What got me was how both thought they held the moral highground. What a way to behave!!
Lmao cant disagree :p
I'm a woman and thankfully do not operate like these two wow just wow
No one can mate 😂😂😂
She could talk the heed of a donkey 🫏 😂😂😂😂
*leans down to small son* "Look son, Scottish! in their natural habitat"
Well done for standing up for your rights mate,while this may have been inside a shop,it could be classed as a public event (or incident) therefore you did nothing wrong, good on you for standing your ground
thanks bud
I want to watch Lord of the rings now.
I want to watch braveheart!
I want a roll and chips and can of bru now....
Lise Magnusson u would..
I want to take you out on a date to that chip shop
You should be wantin fish'n'chips after that....
Best line "ya f*ckin fruitloop". Was class.
If you don't like the price of the cigarettes, don't buy. It's that simple lol
big people shouldnt wear stripes
Agreed or hoops..
vertical stripes are ok
yea, it distracted from the argument. man the harpoons boys, we'll not be goin hungry tonight.
shouldnt eat chips either
Guy that filmed these roasters.. Legend
'whit you doin wi that in ma coupin'.. ha..ha,,ha!..comedy gold.
Thank you Kellyfella for reminding me why I live in Australia and not an ML postcode now.
Two middle aged wimin acting like they are still in the playground. You held your own and I love the fact you used "Fruit-loop", my wife thinks I made that particular put down up.
What pair of wasters...
That f***ing Red head bullying the old lady needs a good smacking!!
We quote this in our house everyday, especially that random line-
"Go ae the toilet!"
:D
When Scottish people argue do their voices get higher and higher until they're all squealing at each other like pigs?
Ha ha I was having a boring day until I watched this, the camera guy made me laugh out loud, cheers lad!!
Fried food, ciggies, and if im not mistaken, on the price sign above the counter, battered, deep fried heroin nuggets.
Thank you for sharing this crazy clip hun. Now I know why I moved out of Glasgow so much anger. Were I live now so quiet. Please be safe and blessings to you. From Yorkshire xxxxxxxxxx
Ya fucking froot loop is the best insult i've ever heard
My new favorite quote " I'm not video taping you with out your permission I'm video taping everyone with out their permission."
You have to laugh at the mouthy cows disrupting eveyones day but getting all uppity because someone is filming it. They should have been evicted from the shop. The elderly lady was bang on. If you don't like the price don't buy it.
Ahhhhhh if only people would just educate themselves a little bit and learn the law on what you can film/record in public. Even though the chip shop owner could have stopped the guy filming but probably thought it was too funny to stop. Chip shops are for chips the last time I looked lol. Great video mate :)
cheers mate
It's good to see a real man stand up for his rights and not be bullied around by these two disrespectful man-hating feminist women. That old woman in the beginning of the video was awesome too and loved that she didn't put up with their foolishness. Like she said, "If you don't like the price, don't buy it." The male workers there were smiling and laughing a bit while all that is going down. lol! 😊
Got to admire the classiness of the sweaties mind. You can buy anything in the chip shops there from deep fried Mars Bars (wtf !!!) and strange pies to ciggies. Quality.
Is the helium expensive in that chippy?
Well done mate. Standing up to these numpties. If there was less fear in the world everyone would record out of line behaviour which in turn would stop out of line behaviour!
Good on yae son...
Ryan118 Am fe this toon
Ryan118 wit age wir yae 3 years ago
Ryan118 I
my favourite bit of this is the wee random voice that says twice "Go to the toilet!" haha
superb, kellyfelly, absolutely hilarious patter from you. Good man,
That is really quite beautiful.
I've watched some real honking films in my time that do not come close to the dialog, camera work, script used here.
This should get some form of Oscar
"The weans are ootside feirt" hahahaha
I am sure that "zebra woman" is my next door neighbour, still the same attitude but she has lost 5 -6 stone.
These women have nothing better to do.
I know the wumin in the vid,abouy two months after this, she was arguing about her change in Poundstretchers,when KKellyfelly started filming her the polis got phoned anyway it turned oot that KELLYFELLY works for the DHSS as an paid informant
Hugh McMillan Nothing wrong with informing on Dole Cheats - especially immigrants with several aliases.
Bill Fletcher it was they immigrants that helped save Britain fae nazi Germany in the second world war thanks to Russia, Poland,Czeckoslovakia,etc
Hugh McMillan Those particular immigrants are deceased or very old. I'm referring to modern immigrants of eastern European-, African- and Asian-origin who are Hellbent on helping themselves to the NHS and benefits system without having paid into it. I expect a reply sometime in October.
the offspring of the immigrants that saved Britain The quicker we do away with nationalities and have one goverment for the whole world the better,it will be a big step it getting rid of racism
"Im not filming you without your permission, Im filming EVERYONE without your permission" pmsl too funny
Oh i could listen to you stand up to her all day. This is incredible. 👏👏👏👏
You'd think they might've been a bit happier to pay a modest premium for a pack of toni's award winning deep fried woodbines.
In David Attenborough s voice"here we have the typical scheme type from Scotland behaving in a totally natural manner arguing about lard and tobacco "
wow !!!! you cant script this shit !!! that was pure comedy gold !!!!!! real people talking real shit...
Well done for recording this, I was in stitches all the way through
Scummy women. Embarrassment to Scotland. On the wee man keeping filming though!
TY
Red Card offence
That is some rich language. I understood about every other sentence but it is pure poetry.
OMG this is absolutely hilarious!!! "wit ye dain wit that in ma coupin!" hahahahahahah I love Scotland!!
Dood you are awesome. That last retort was the absolute best, lol fruit loop.
Take a bow the man with the camera, i have never laughed out loud at anything on UA-cam , and you sir have me pihing my frillies ! FUCKING BRILLIANT "A dont go into chippies and argue about the price of fags ya fruitloop"
HHAHAA, I THOUGHT YOU'D FOUND WALLY!! that big yin wi' the jumper!!
Brilliant. Well done. I would have filmed it too. The chip shop owners should thank u for making their shop famous!
This Guy filming needs a job presented tv he's amazingly witty and hilarious
I'm no really tbh. A just had tae think on ma feet as I was suddenly barraged with abuse by 2 mental females
The guy filming this is a legend hahahahaha!!!!!
Cheers bud
😂😂😂 brilliant aye am the crack pot 😂😂😂 good work pal 🎥👏👏
Mate I feel your pain. I've been filming everything since about 1999-2000. Just like Wishaw I've filmed in other wee toons around Scotland. You didn't let them get tae you and you handled it like a trooper! Wish i had seen this before.😂 Absolute Gem mate.👍
this video makes me wanna have a shmoke n a pancake yeah baby😂😂
"who are you?!" "am me" ah died of laughter
Oh my god!!! I actually nearly peed myself watching this! BRILLIANT!!!! Well done kellyfelly xxx
I was just loving the accents!!! You rock +kellyfelly.. I hope to see more posts from you!
"I want to live like common people, I want to go where common people go"
Perfect. Hats of to you Kelly Felly. I'll have you filming backstage at my events anytime.
Nobody has an argument like a scot, there's no way in hell you're going to top the speed and agility of that accent
that was brilliant, thank god he did film it
The specky one with the red and white hoops on has had her fair share of fish suppers !!!
Oh dear...what a mess she is.
made me giggle, it might of been the womans accent but i swore she said "she gonna get the basement jaxx"
Brilliant video mate , ye ripped the pish right oot of they bampots.
Cheers mate, although i wasn't trying to rip the piss, i was just defending myself and ended up worked up lol
kellyfelly Funny as hell to me when people have an expectation of privacy in a public place. Haven't they noticed the thousands of other cameras everywhere they go?
It was actually my own kids that were with me and my late mum. There is no "filming wains" argument at all, just assholes trying to be nit picking.
Gawd...you people have the funniest accents ..lol !
hahahahahaa look at the auld yen trying tae get in the film hahahahahahaha quality man keep it up ma friendo lol
"A FILUM EVERHING!!
A FILUM EVERHING!!"
tremendous banter. fair play to cameraman going at it with them.
Love it "Fooking Fruit Loop" 😂
It's heartening to see that the cut and thrust of intellectual debate, so characteristic of the Scottish Enlightenment, still lives on in Wishaw.🙄
“Who are you?”.. “ im the guy who’s videoing this”😂😂😂 literally pissed myself
Ha you is a star bud. Loved this short clip
Thanks
OMG I love the way you guys speak.... I love that"you fucking fruitloops" line.
Any person who can speak to the Elderly that way is a loose cannon.
Good comebacks every time. Well done buddy. Get the weans their chips. Happy New Year!
How many other people thought it was the band 'Madness' that popped in there ?
I was hoping to see Suggsy - lol :)
You'd know it was near Christmas 😂😂😂😂
I was talking to one of the lassies who work at Toni's about she agreed with me you couldn't have handled the situation better and it had us both fucking buckled honestly mate good on you x
Great job filming man! Keep it up they have no expectation of privacy out in a public place so they are the crazy ones! Also on a side note I love your accent and hearing you tell them how stupid they were in it made my day
aw his wee high pitched voice lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ya fuckin fruit loop.
Love it.
Mate that was outstanding. Well done :-)
The wee auld woman should hiv stuck the heed on them.
"It's £6.40 odd for packets of cigarettes cigarettes" I'd love to see this woman in 2018. She must've quit by now? 😂
"who ir you?"
"am me"
The fuck are they saying? This is hilarious.