@@Electricsheep86 Ah. A purist who thinks Star Wars had a noble mission. The movies were fairy tales … “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away …” The prequels were fantastic compared to the Disney produced garbage that followed.
I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. While I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, don't expect me to communicate clearly the thoughts of Disney executives and writers. There is a base-level of intelligence required for my services.
They remind me of the early Mr. Plinkett reviews where RLM criticizes George Lucas explicitly through the script, and implicitly by making their review better written, characterized, paced, and acted than the movie in question.
@@unclerukmer Their reviews are awfully paced. Most of his critique is "I don't like that, so it's shit...movie JUST STARTED and it's already boooring... He skips or misinterprets what is going on in scenes to try to show that it's bad. He claims that midichlorians ruined Star wars for him and doesn't bother explain why. He hates the prequels so much that he spent 70% of his TFA review bashing the prequels and all he said about TFA were some gay jokes (because apparently he likes TFA, which proves he just wants copypaste of OT all over again). He thinks that if he asks his friends to characterize prequel characters and they can't (or pretend that they can't for him) that means nobody else can and the characters are poorly written. Objectivity... But most importantly, he doesn't just hate the prequels, he spreads a myth that Star Wars was "saved in the edit", that George Lucas has no talent and just got lucky (despite he wrote all OT and edited most of ep4 himself, and reshot ep5...), he even filmed documentary "People vs George Lucas" only to trash him. He takes clips out of documentaries and bullshits over them "You see people are terrified of George Lucas and nobody knows what are they doing", despite if you watch them, that's not true at all, everyone was invested and happy...He calls any special effects in prequels "CGI crap" despite each prequel used more practical effects than the whole OT, despite the CGI was groundbreaking at the time just like effects in OT and pushed technology forward, despite the fact that CGI is often harder to do than practical effects... He makes fun of Rick McCallum's "It's so dense, every single image has so much things going on" as if detailed background and world-building is something bad... So yeah, after so massive backslash over the internet which RLM started, after songs "George Lucas ruined my childhood", after death threats to Lucas and actors (Jake Lloyd still has scisophrenia and Ahmed Best almost killed himself in 2000s), after "People vs George Lucas", parodies, videos of killing Jar Jar Binks, etc... I understand why Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney (he donated most of the money, btw). These assholes deserve Disney sequels and nothing more. P.S. Plinkett has annoying voice, disgusting image and disgusting jokes about killing hookers and how he farts. I don't understand why he has so many fans.
@@user-xx6vy9ri8pdamn dude been holding on to that. Can't say I'm too much of a fan of them either but they've had some good input and some bad. And I'm not sure if the prequels used more practical than the OT man...that sounds kinda silly
Yes, the dumbing down of the population has been a massive success. Just like most of the lower primates in Zoo, the average person is more preoccupied with their genitals, looks, and gaining attention, than anything else in life.
@@LooneyVoices6398 Turn away. unsubscribe. Don't buy their shit, even the old stuff. Giving them any money at all means; you like what you are getting. They can't survive on the purple haired 2% alone. I honestly don't even care if they survive at this point. And that goes for all of Hollywood.
You're quite right. The issue is that major corporations put profits above ALL ELSE. They don't care about the point of Star Wars, making art, or even making a "story". They only want to milk it - and us - for pointless digital zeros.
@@marbellaotaiza801 what's kinkier than a mere voyeur? An edging dock-blocking sadist. Six million forms of communication requires an understanding of societies and psychologies. *He knew what he was doing* and it was all revenge for the mindwipe.
Very well said: SW has gone from having us on the edge of our seats as kids to background stimuli for today's kids. Imagine Ashoka being your first contact with SW... no fandom can be born out of that, it's just too boring and non-sensical.
Wait, what? You didn't enjoy the exquisite performance of two middle-aged women fighting it out, in a tempo that would have made the average garden mollusk green with envy?? Why, that just means you're sane, and you should take great pride in that fact.
Damn, i never realized that C3-P0 was straight whoring himself out to any vaguely anthropomorphic chunk of metal that looked his way. Guess that's the real reason R2-D2 is always beeping at him angrily!
That intro was strikingly accurate to my experience of recent Star Wara movies. I'd try watching them and give them a chance, only to get bored and start playing on my phone while it played as background noise.
Andor had me LOCKED IN. Compare the back-end espionage happenings in that show on Coruscant and the childlike parallel with the science Imp in Mando getting spied on by andro woman. It is NIGHT and DAY in terms of writing and suspense. Andor made building parts for the empire in prison suspenseful!
I tuned out after Return of the Jedi but your videos are usually worth a watch. I remember in high school I wrote an essay from the viewpoint of C3P0, although I did not mention that, and get a very good grade.
Are they ethical? I find them not to be. Let's say for example you spent your life campaigning against animal cruelty, then someone uploaded an AI video of you endorsing animal cruelty and speaking in a way that was completely insulting to you, misrepresenting your whole character and beliefs. Wouldn't that feel like a violation?
@@Scripture-Man a) no commercial gain. Just entertainment. b) it's particularly clear from even a moment of context-thinking how this came about. c) Anthony Daniels isn't even a victim here. The "victim" would be C-3P0 who ohwaitthat'sright doesn't exist.
@@gdutfulkbhh7537 yeah like me the Original Trilogy. Still luv Star Wars so it pains me what Disney has done to it. I'm EXTREMELY picky about Star Wars content.
I never would have guessed that C-3PO has such a racy side. I have a suspicion that there are many great extended universe stories involving a fabled Jedi Feather Duster, powered by a kyber crystal of course.
Haha.. I woke up and this was the first thing i watched with a cup of coffee. Great start of the day. I'd love to hear more of C-3PO's rants on Disney... ^^
I really thoroughly enjoy your new slant on having your commentry voiced by AI "celebrity" voices, but it doesn't end there. The inclusing of bad cosplays or 1950's style janky Mikey and Minnie costumes is absulutely the cherry on top of the cake. Again, BRAVO and Well Done (from a complete utter stranger whom you will never meet in person) 😂
As a guy who’s dad took him to stars wars on opening weekend in the 70’s, I’ve been kinda of a super fan. Having been the first kids to play with action figures, and grow up loving every second of Star Wars, minus the cute fury fks in Return, I , against all that is holy, purchased a sub to Disney. Feel dirty ,, but the wife out of town I binged on Star Wars everything. Let’s just say sadness is lonely and dark. Thanks Disney for burning down my childhood… I’m 54 and that’s soul crushing…
@@aidanforman5950 Yup. I became a Star Wars fan in 2011 or early 2012 right before Disney bought it. I was like 8 or 9 years old. I thought that Disney would fuck things up because they were the company notorious with Disney Princesses, it didn't sit right with me. I was correct.
The worst part about TLJ is that they went back on every single thing in the next movie. Why subvert expectations if you're just going to subvert the subversion?
The Vader scene in Rogue One was when I decided to stop watching Star Wars. I mean, the Death Star plans were right there, 12 feet in front of Vader, and he could have just Force Grabbed the disk and left. Yet, instead, he wastes time killing troopers in elaborate fashion. Anakin has jumped straight into massive armies yet now he's more concerned about a handful of nobodies than his mission. At that point I knew that Disney just considered Star Wars to be a spectacle, and not an actual coherent story.
Can’t help but feel that this was a sickening peek at the main content of C-3PO’s glittery pink diary, left open with the lock broken by a certain white and blue droid, with a bit of Star Wars critique on the side.
I wish there was tech that could allow one to beam into a video clip and interact with those on the footage .... Lucas fixing to sign away everything - beam in and take the pen from Iger while saying , " GAWD No!!! PLEASE NOOOOoooo !!! "
Brilliant and nailed it. Another droid I’d love to hear is that one inventory droid from Rebels AP5?. The old one who as super sarcastic lol …he would be hilarious to listen to as well?
This is the wolves many have gave up and forsakened the Expanded Universe writers and foundation in their faithlessness and lawlessness. I however will not conform to the modern narrative and seek and abide only in the works that the EU writers already gave unto us. And I will appreciate them.
I realized I have left SW behind... But I cannot stop watching videos about their constant decline... I just love the way they fail. It is so spectacular and interesting.
You might try narrating a video through the voice of Stephen Frye's character from Jeeves and Wooster. C3PO's round-about sexual references to robots reminded me of Jeeves-isms.
![[柴犬ASMR]曼玉Manyu&小白Bai 毛发护理Spa asmr](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0TsXQ7z2Dh4/mqdefault.jpg)
Too much gai robot inuendos lol
Face facts, we all know he is 🤣🤣
you wrote "not enough" wrong
threepio IS the gayest robot in the star wars universe to be fair
The idea of C3P0 recounting his x-rated encounters with other droids is more creative than anything I've seen from Lucasfilms in years. 😅
and sexy!
🤣
Nice catch-up for some one who never even completed the movies 👍
I might return if I ever find myself caring about droids rear plugs... 🫣😇
@@xavermooshammer4816 Hey, AI is the future... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, but to much.
Yoda: Ruined Star Wars, Disney had.
RUINED STAR WARS FAIL BY DISNEY'S
OK you got the next video concept - GO !
Change “had” -> “has”, and you’ve nailed it.
I bet you thought the Prequels were good.
@@Electricsheep86 Ah. A purist who thinks Star Wars had a noble mission. The movies were fairy tales … “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away …” The prequels were fantastic compared to the Disney produced garbage that followed.
I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. While I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, don't expect me to communicate clearly the thoughts of Disney executives and writers. There is a base-level of intelligence required for my services.
There is no presence of the Force anymore, Darthleen and Disney managed to do the impossible, they killed it without remorse
"Darthleen" 😂😂😂
KK is not the problem, but the solution. KK is the proton torpedo in Disney reactor.
These AI-narrated videos turn out to be far more entertaining than they have any right to be
They remind me of the early Mr. Plinkett reviews where RLM criticizes George Lucas explicitly through the script, and implicitly by making their review better written, characterized, paced, and acted than the movie in question.
@@unclerukmer Their reviews are awfully paced. Most of his critique is "I don't like that, so it's shit...movie JUST STARTED and it's already boooring... He skips or misinterprets what is going on in scenes to try to show that it's bad. He claims that midichlorians ruined Star wars for him and doesn't bother explain why. He hates the prequels so much that he spent 70% of his TFA review bashing the prequels and all he said about TFA were some gay jokes (because apparently he likes TFA, which proves he just wants copypaste of OT all over again).
He thinks that if he asks his friends to characterize prequel characters and they can't (or pretend that they can't for him) that means nobody else can and the characters are poorly written. Objectivity...
But most importantly, he doesn't just hate the prequels, he spreads a myth that Star Wars was "saved in the edit", that George Lucas has no talent and just got lucky (despite he wrote all OT and edited most of ep4 himself, and reshot ep5...), he even filmed documentary "People vs George Lucas" only to trash him. He takes clips out of documentaries and bullshits over them "You see people are terrified of George Lucas and nobody knows what are they doing", despite if you watch them, that's not true at all, everyone was invested and happy...He calls any special effects in prequels "CGI crap" despite each prequel used more practical effects than the whole OT, despite the CGI was groundbreaking at the time just like effects in OT and pushed technology forward, despite the fact that CGI is often harder to do than practical effects...
He makes fun of Rick McCallum's "It's so dense, every single image has so much things going on" as if detailed background and world-building is something bad...
So yeah, after so massive backslash over the internet which RLM started, after songs "George Lucas ruined my childhood", after death threats to Lucas and actors (Jake Lloyd still has scisophrenia and Ahmed Best almost killed himself in 2000s), after "People vs George Lucas", parodies, videos of killing Jar Jar Binks, etc... I understand why Lucas sold Star Wars to Disney (he donated most of the money, btw). These assholes deserve Disney sequels and nothing more.
P.S. Plinkett has annoying voice, disgusting image and disgusting jokes about killing hookers and how he farts. I don't understand why he has so many fans.
@@user-xx6vy9ri8pdamn dude been holding on to that.
Can't say I'm too much of a fan of them either but they've had some good input and some bad.
And I'm not sure if the prequels used more practical than the OT man...that sounds kinda silly
@@nicholasullery5129 They used more effects in general, since there are more locations shown and more aliens.
Ewoks ruined Star wars,
midichlorians was the nail in the coffin.
Disney is just a sample of what's happening to our society across the board.
Yes, the dumbing down of the population has been a massive success.
Just like most of the lower primates in Zoo, the average person is more preoccupied with their genitals, looks, and gaining attention, than anything else in life.
@@LooneyVoices6398 Turn away. unsubscribe. Don't buy their shit, even the old stuff. Giving them any money at all means; you like what you are getting. They can't survive on the purple haired 2% alone. I honestly don't even care if they survive at this point. And that goes for all of Hollywood.
You people are delusional. Lucas was a sellout.
You're quite right. The issue is that major corporations put profits above ALL ELSE. They don't care about the point of Star Wars, making art, or even making a "story". They only want to milk it - and us - for pointless digital zeros.
Anthony Daniels really went "off script" with this. 😂
Who would've thought ThreePeeO was so kinky 😂
@@marbellaotaiza801 Well. He was always coming out of cupboards and interrupting Leia & Han. Bit of a voyeur if you ask me.
@@antonycharnock2993 a true voyeur would've never interrupted 😂 but you got a point there...
@@marbellaotaiza801 what's kinkier than a mere voyeur? An edging dock-blocking sadist. Six million forms of communication requires an understanding of societies and psychologies. *He knew what he was doing* and it was all revenge for the mindwipe.
Very well said: SW has gone from having us on the edge of our seats as kids to background stimuli for today's kids. Imagine Ashoka being your first contact with SW... no fandom can be born out of that, it's just too boring and non-sensical.
Wait, what? You didn't enjoy the exquisite performance of two middle-aged women fighting it out, in a tempo that would have made the average garden mollusk green with envy??
Why, that just means you're sane, and you should take great pride in that fact.
@ErikDeMann For a second I thought you were gonna lecture him or something. But okay then!
R2D2: “Beep-Bee-Bee-Boopy-Doo”
Translation: Screw you Disney.
@@markmunroe-hz8rf 🤣 correct
Boop
R2! Watch your language! 😮
@@mudvalve 😅
Damn, i never realized that C3-P0 was straight whoring himself out to any vaguely anthropomorphic chunk of metal that looked his way. Guess that's the real reason R2-D2 is always beeping at him angrily!
Deadpool should describe how Disney ruined Marvel too
I agree with R2's last statement.
Well, there is that Chinball guy. Quite the Ballchinian.
That intro was strikingly accurate to my experience of recent Star Wara movies.
I'd try watching them and give them a chance, only to get bored and start playing on my phone while it played as background noise.
Andor had me LOCKED IN. Compare the back-end espionage happenings in that show on Coruscant and the childlike parallel with the science Imp in Mando getting spied on by andro woman. It is NIGHT and DAY in terms of writing and suspense. Andor made building parts for the empire in prison suspenseful!
We need a Yoda narration.
I tuned out after Return of the Jedi but your videos are usually worth a watch. I remember in high school I wrote an essay from the viewpoint of C3P0, although I did not mention that, and get a very good grade.
These voiceover videos are sheer genius.
Are they ethical? I find them not to be. Let's say for example you spent your life campaigning against animal cruelty, then someone uploaded an AI video of you endorsing animal cruelty and speaking in a way that was completely insulting to you, misrepresenting your whole character and beliefs. Wouldn't that feel like a violation?
@@Scripture-Man
a) no commercial gain. Just entertainment.
b) it's particularly clear from even a moment of context-thinking how this came about.
c) Anthony Daniels isn't even a victim here. The "victim" would be C-3P0 who ohwaitthat'sright doesn't exist.
Love the channel. Great work!
I miss you Star Wars, may you rest in peace.
it is like the soul of the franchise talking to us.😊
Hahaha! This is pure gold. Thank you, C3PO.
Alas is now a signature feature for these videos. Even though "it doesnt just suck balls, but alas, it sucks post-gym sweaty balls" is priceless.
🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
Brilliant and so accurate. And Disney does indeed suck balls
Seeing the sort of :"protocol" droid that C-3PO REALLY is was great!
This is brilliant! Far better than anything Disney makes 😂
Didn't realise C-3PO was so promiscuous
Being fluent in six million forms of communication has it's uses. 😉
I want a C-3P0 series showing all the stuff he did “behind the scenes” 😉
@@cakelover699 Kinky! haha
You are truly doing the Lord's work! Forwarded video to my friends who are Star Wars fans! Luv your channel!
Exactly! ❤❤
There are still Star Wars fans?
@@gdutfulkbhh7537 yeah like me the Original Trilogy. Still luv Star Wars so it pains me what Disney has done to it. I'm EXTREMELY picky about Star Wars content.
doing the Dark Lord of the Sith's work
FIFY
I never would have guessed that C-3PO has such a racy side. I have a suspicion that there are many great extended universe stories involving a fabled Jedi Feather Duster, powered by a kyber crystal of course.
“Oh dear”
-C3P0 2023
You actually managed to make 3P0 sound likable to me, most impressive
this is amazing. and right to the point
Who knew C-3P0 was quite the slovenly protocol droid... 🤣
Artoo’s attitude has rubbed off onto him
C-3PO not holding back! I wonder if Han knew how "prissy" C-3PO was.
It's sad people keep expecting the next Disney series to somehow save Star Wars. Now it's Asoka. Please just let it rest in peace.
Haha..
I woke up and this was the first thing i watched with a cup of coffee.
Great start of the day.
I'd love to hear more of C-3PO's rants on Disney... ^^
Ditto
I really thoroughly enjoy your new slant on having your commentry voiced by AI "celebrity" voices, but it doesn't end there. The inclusing of bad cosplays or 1950's style janky Mikey and Minnie costumes is absulutely the cherry on top of the cake. Again, BRAVO and Well Done (from a complete utter stranger whom you will never meet in person) 😂
Making a particularly horny ThreePeeO narrate this was genius move Mr Room-Where-Sound-Bounces.
Would those be _Space_ Balls at the end?
"Spaceballs?"
"Oh shit, there goes the planet."
@@seatspud 😂
This was beautiful
Echo, you've done it again.
Yoda approves of this message👌🏻
I like that 3PO didn't even bother mentioning Solo, because who would want to relive that abomination?
C-3PO has his own special flag that flies on an obscure pride day in mid-September at Disney parks
It's a shame what they have done to this story. It had great possibilities.
"Indentity Junkies" well put. 🤣
I'm beginning to think the "PO" in C3PO stands for "Pants Off"
The 3 is also for 3 of deez
i didn't even need C3P0 to translate what R2 said at the end
As a guy who’s dad took him to stars wars on opening weekend in the 70’s, I’ve been kinda of a super fan. Having been the first kids to play with action figures, and grow up loving every second of Star Wars, minus the cute fury fks in Return, I , against all that is holy, purchased a sub to Disney. Feel dirty ,, but the wife out of town I binged on Star Wars everything. Let’s just say sadness is lonely and dark. Thanks Disney for burning down my childhood… I’m 54 and that’s soul crushing…
I can relate. As a 2000s kid, the prequels and Clone Wars were my childhood. Now Star Wars is just Space Balls part 2 and 3 at this point.
@Soup-man
How dare you!! You compare this crap to Spaceballs? You have no honor.
@@aidanforman5950 Actually, yeah, you're right it's worse than parody. It's an abortion
@@Soup-man
That actually sums it up pretty well.
@@aidanforman5950 Yup. I became a Star Wars fan in 2011 or early 2012 right before Disney bought it. I was like 8 or 9 years old. I thought that Disney would fuck things up because they were the company notorious with Disney Princesses, it didn't sit right with me. I was correct.
3PO! Your the king of comic relief in Star Wars and you gave everything an accurate analytical bashing.
Rouge One was the end for me. I used to wish they'd make movies of my favorite SF books. Now I'm glad they didn't.
Maybe we will also get Chewies comments on the fate of StarWars under the Disney Empire at some time.
i'd like to see R2-D2 narrating something
How are we supposed to understand him?
@@cakelover699 I am Groot
Another winner of a video. Keep 'em coming!! 😂
C-3PO meets Kenneth Williams
Pretty accurate wanted to say something, but was enjoying this video far too much to interrupt!
Sorry you couldn't make it on Open Bar the other day. You were missed for sure. Loved your David Attenborough vid.
Another brilliant post!
Appreciate you for your videos
May be your best work yet. Well done.
Is this the original C-3PO or that red-armed impostor from Force Awakens? Lol, good video.
Obi-Wan: 'What a wretched Disney canon of scum and villainy'.
*Ruin Johnson
The worst part about TLJ is that they went back on every single thing in the next movie. Why subvert expectations if you're just going to subvert the subversion?
The Vader scene in Rogue One was when I decided to stop watching Star Wars. I mean, the Death Star plans were right there, 12 feet in front of Vader, and he could have just Force Grabbed the disk and left. Yet, instead, he wastes time killing troopers in elaborate fashion. Anakin has jumped straight into massive armies yet now he's more concerned about a handful of nobodies than his mission. At that point I knew that Disney just considered Star Wars to be a spectacle, and not an actual coherent story.
Rogue One was pretty good but yeah.
Book Of Boba Fett is when I started losing faith, especially after how good Mandalorian S2 was,
We may have interfaced quite strenuously.
Excellent vid, very well said. We live in dark times.
Can’t help but feel that this was a sickening peek at the main content of C-3PO’s glittery pink diary, left open with the lock broken by a certain white and blue droid, with a bit of Star Wars critique on the side.
I wish there was tech that could allow one to beam into a video clip and interact with those on the footage .... Lucas fixing to sign away everything - beam in and take the pen from Iger while saying , " GAWD No!!! PLEASE NOOOOoooo !!! "
Somehow I would imagine Daniels actually telling this for real!
Disney must earn their social credit score to please the ESG welfare machine.
I never knew C3PO was so Shakespearean.
...except for his pronunciation of "respite."
C3PO never was much good at story telling so he just spits the truth.
Whatevers. Chimeney choodoo till I die.
Ha, this actually sound more like the entry for Star Wars in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Looks like C-3PO is among the 5 people who actually watched Andor.
Brilliant and nailed it. Another droid I’d love to hear is that one inventory droid from Rebels AP5?. The old one who as super sarcastic lol …he would be hilarious to listen to as well?
I liked the idea of Book of Fett, it's execution was similar to what my dog does every morning on the front lawn though.
It should have stayed a flashback series.
This is the wolves many have gave up and forsakened the Expanded Universe writers and foundation in their faithlessness and lawlessness.
I however will not conform to the modern narrative and seek and abide only in the works that the EU writers already gave unto us. And I will appreciate them.
He is C-3PO. Human Corporate Relations.
Carry On Star Wars
C3P-Woe :(
Godspeed you, Star Wars...
NEVER DRINK THE BLUE MILK
This is glorious.
Very amusing...well done
I realized I have left SW behind... But I cannot stop watching videos about their constant decline... I just love the way they fail. It is so spectacular and interesting.
Absolutely Spot On! Thank you.
When I heard the beep covering the swear word, I instinctually tried to turn the page.
Bit more detail than we actually needed perhaps?
Was this the ALL GOLD c3PO
or the C3PO
with a silver lower leg from Episodes 4, 5 and 6?
Mandela Effect
It's been dead since The Last Jedi.
C3po knows all sort of protocols.
You just get better and better Echo..!!
1:34 gotta be the funniest part as that’s exactly what i thought
Unfortunately, no one at Disney has any idea why Andor was good. I wouldn't count on it happening again.
The only Star Wars that matters to me is the Original Trilogy (Original theatrical versions).
Yes. I still wank to my DVD versions with props to Harmy's as well.
0:28 LOL Where did you get that picture XD
The Force is strong with this one droid
This is one of the better episodes of Star Wars.
Well done 👍
The first time in 50 years Flea wore a shirt.
I’m sorry C3PO they dragged you into Ahsoka too
You might try narrating a video through the voice of Stephen Frye's character from Jeeves and Wooster. C3PO's round-about sexual references to robots reminded me of Jeeves-isms.