Updates have been made to this mod since this video was made, and a lot of the bugs are fixed. Each spouse gets their own activity room, so your house just keeps expanding on the inside, but stays small on the outside, like a TARDIS. Haha. Also, when you give gifts to someone you're dating, your spouse will actually thank you and say it's wonderful!
"Does nobody care that I'm wearing a Santa hat to my wedding?" ...Aaaaand I lost it. Again, at "Who is David Jr.?" No idea why, that just struck me as absolutely hilarious. And of course, that ending. Perfect.
Shouldn't even need to be a mod. Given her frustration with her lifestyle, they should just update the game so her arc involves choosing whether to stick with her family or leave them for her own happiness.
“Then again, Haley’s not much different from a tree.” “Mostly just impressed that she’s capable of thinking.” I thought of a good one the other day, quite proud of this; She thinks she’s a solid 10, but that’s just her IQ. Feel free to use that one 😅
This is fecking great. Definitely the laugh and video I needed today. So thank you for the video, and thanks to your mod creator(s) for the great entertaining content. Also congratulations on trending again for gaming!!!!!
"Let's hope that isn't necessary." Has Mumps finally met his match? How will he get out of this this time? Find out in the next episode of STARDEW VALLEY DF!
DF is going to have to start rapidly modding new NPCs into the game to feed his addiction. But since he can't divorce anyone, he'll never get the high he craves and will go into withdrawals. During which he'll marry so many people that the file will get corrupted and Mumphs will essentially die of overdose.
For my next video I'm marrying everyone in the comments
Even me?
DangerouslyFunny I do
Sorry I'm already married to Shane
Lol marry me senpai
Can you divorce instead? I've gotten into the habit of my dog divorcing me.
DF: *clicks on divorce book*
Divorce Book: "generic message that usually shows when you aren't married
DF: uh oh
I got such a laughflash from that XD
When you are married to everyone and no one. XD
*oh no*
I GOT THAT CHROMEBOOK AD WITH UH OH AS THE FIRST WORDS RIGHT AS HE SAID THAT AND IM CACKLING
I'M DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It's definitely kind of a cult, but everyone mostly just sleeps."
Where do I sign up?
Be careful if you're a insomniac you will DIE
@@MelTheHal That's very inun-not-nice. I'm calling to Bobbies if you do not do the apologise thou mean bean Africa machine.
@@cortorwinters9082 oh no
@@MelTheHal Ok have a nice day
I married penny and she is in the kitchen even before my screen loads to next morning lol
14:05
DF: "I married your daughter again."
Wizard: "You shouldn't--"
HAHAHA
Lmao
Lmaooo
Lol
rofl
“im farming children with your sister is that bothering you?” bruh
XD
finally someone outlined that
/nervously dials 911
Bruh Momento Numero Dos
lol, it is a game about farming
@@aweebwashere1000 No it's about farming children
The spouses finally get their revenge; now Mumps can never divorce them again!
What a perfect revenge!
You can feel the "this wasn't part of the plan" in the ending.
The hivemind of spouses. The first one you marry is the main brain. That ain't good, considering Haley.
Like being married to a jellyfish
Shoulda married Maru first.
No wonder none of them can get divorced- Haley probably doesn't even remember that DF is married to them!
He should have married her at last because her brain is much bigger than everyone's
Haley isn’t bad after you start actually getting to know her
*accidentally spawns a seamonster while giving one of my many wives a coconut*
I know which one... it’s idiot stick!
DangerouslyPolygamy
Polygamy, divorce, turning kids into doves, affairs, fornication... Is there anything that isn't in this game?
DangerousPolyamory
Lol
DangerouslyCheesy
Yes
is there like a ten heart event that combines all of them and at the end they all divorce you?
there should be
Ther to stupid to do that
@@sandraskender1388 they're*
Jobe HAHA! IT HAPPENED! Well, with dating..
@@kitsukahzu it did, but it would be amazing if someone were to make a mod if you were to have an affair with someone else 😂
I mean, if you date the whole town and get caught then yeah. They break up with you so thats close enough Jobe
I wonder if every spouse can have 2 kids, and you can have double digits of future-doves running around the house.
The ultimate punishment for DF he can't divorce any more
Updates have been made to this mod since this video was made, and a lot of the bugs are fixed. Each spouse gets their own activity room, so your house just keeps expanding on the inside, but stays small on the outside, like a TARDIS. Haha. Also, when you give gifts to someone you're dating, your spouse will actually thank you and say it's wonderful!
That "uh oh" at the end. 😂😂😂
Also Sebastian wasn't dancing because you were dancing with his partner.
"Don't use this mod on your real game file. You might regret it."
- "What could go wrong?"
DIVORCE NOT POSSIBLE!!
Marry me.
divorce me
@@xesphor1436 hi, fellow DF binger
hiii! you're the cool social media human animator :D
I think the mod name "BJSDFsHarem" fits it pretty well does it?
So no kids?
What does "BJS-" means?
@@Albiefanatic BunnyJumps - mod creator's initials?
@@isleigh oh... thank you
I thought you were the one who wanted the harem hahaha
Just a casual day in the life of DF
Omg, that twist ending though! Didnt expect that haha hope you or your modders can figure out what went wrong!
Why your name isn't Spowoky?
You should combine this mod with the ones that let you marry the others too
I was thinking the same thing, I wonder if that would finally break it! XD
There is one
@@greywither0198 ????
@@greywither0198 yes
"Does nobody care that I'm wearing a Santa hat to my wedding?"
...Aaaaand I lost it.
Again, at "Who is David Jr.?" No idea why, that just struck me as absolutely hilarious.
And of course, that ending. Perfect.
Mumps: Maru, will you marry me?
Maru: *shaking head* *muffled* MM-MM!
Mumps: Excellent.
I just realized I haven't seen what Eliote's room looks like after 200 hours of playtime in Stardew Valley...everyone does tend to forget him lol
I forget about him too, the problem is I'm married to him.
The first character I want to marry since I know of this game is him lol. Have always chosen him. Maybe because I'm an introvert.
@@lolli_popples 😂😂 I forgot about alex and I married him and am dating haley
@@olymolly3637 I'm the same! The long haired, ginger writer type is quite appealing 😅
He was my first choice, I grew an entire orchard of pomegranates for him 😅
Make a mod where all your keybinds activate some random event or cause something, that way you're just constantly in danger
"Been farming children with your sister" - DF 2018
"You too can have a house full of people you don't care about." Student living.
If this corrupts his file he'll have to make a generation 3 Mumps
I love how in every video we see the leftovers from the last crazy idea like crops all over town, hoed everything, etc
"May corrupt your save file" "I'm willing to lose that progress"
I still miss mumps :(
Mumps: "I married your daughter again"
Wizard: "You shouldn't-"
Sebastian didnt dance because he normally dances with abigail
that's Karma at its finest you wanted them you got them now you can't get rid of them
I’ve been patiently waiting for a Jodi mod 😅
Same here
She is married tho. Lets not get into her cheating on her husband while he's deployed, yeah?
😂😂
Oh yeahh is what jodi says her little son ohhh nooo
Shouldn't even need to be a mod. Given her frustration with her lifestyle, they should just update the game so her arc involves choosing whether to stick with her family or leave them for her own happiness.
1:33 "Yeah, I make stuff up too!" I'm gonna use this on someone some day
you'll have to pay 600000 gold to divorce them all
That's affortable for DF
DF has 95717330 gold it’s like a penny to him
He plans that all along, to launder more cheat money with Lewis lol
Now use more mods to marry the ENTIRE town
Edit: Thanks for all the likes 🤯🤯
Even the animals like pigs cows and Pam
Even the buildings, trees, gound and rivers.
@@purplestar322 pam is pretty rare good thing he has the rare monstrous pam
It would probably be more interesting if your house wasn’t hoed up so they could walk around lol xD
Oh lord DF, this is your dream! Now you don’t have to divorce anyone! 😂😂
Solbrutha 1149 that sounds like a nightmare, divorcing is the best😂
Or he can do divorce them all at the same time.
Maru was forced I lost it lol
Jodi "I wish I could spend more time outside but there's so much work to do"
Mumps "yeah I make stuff up too" 😂
When your DF anything you do is considered "entertainment"
Including marrying everyone possible and seeing them pile up on a bed.
DF can finally have a harem!
“Then again, Haley’s not much different from a tree.”
“Mostly just impressed that she’s capable of thinking.”
I thought of a good one the other day, quite proud of this;
She thinks she’s a solid 10, but that’s just her IQ.
Feel free to use that one 😅
I just noticed that Jas and Vincent is looking at each others during wedding ceremony. That's so cute~ xD
This is fecking great. Definitely the laugh and video I needed today. So thank you for the video, and thanks to your mod creator(s) for the great entertaining content.
Also congratulations on trending again for gaming!!!!!
Marry every unmarryable character at once
They've finally trapped you DF. Now you're stuck married to ALL of them!
is DF divorcing everyone or is everyone divorcing DF?
Lord Prasiesho yes
Marrying all the people and divorcing all the people...
*All of DF’s dreams are coming true.*
The greatest power DF has ever known, and it came at great cost...
"And I'll take one Hayley to go, please."
😂😂😂 idk why this stands out so much to me but I can't quit laughing
DF has unlocked harem ending!
Omnigami
Go try it.
The ones you missed are by now
-Clint
-Bachelor/ette parents
-Krobus
-Gus
And Jodi's youngest
Go on. Gotta catch 'em all :D
The fact that there’s a giant DF outside robin’s house cracked me up
What’s DF stand for?
@@kallen9731 DangerouslyFunny
I enjoy how your other spouses still come to your weddings
"Let's hope that isn't necessary."
Has Mumps finally met his match?
How will he get out of this this time?
Find out in the next episode of STARDEW VALLEY DF!
dude idek why but I love your vids so much HAHAH I’ve been binging your videos for the entire day :’)
I wonder if there is a mod that allows you to marry wheels.
You know.. You recently became my favorite channel. Thanks for sharing your videos :)
I always love videos from you!
rule34 artists: *it's free real estate*
#40 on tending for gaming! And now you need to marry all of us. Drink it in. It only goes downhill from here.
11:50 "Who is David Jr.?"
David Jr. is the name of the white Tingle-looking fellow in Zelda Wind Waker and the Minish Cap.
DF: I always wanted my own cult and since no one listens to me in real life, at least I’ll have one in video games
Subscribers: Are we a joke to you?
Mumps, King Bi, and the Lovecraftian horror that is the amalgamation of his 12 sleepy spouses. This adventure can only end well.
Mumps finally gets the ending he deserves!
In this episode of Dangerously Funny, Mumps discovers the worst possible thing....
Divorceless marriage.
"im farming children with your sister"
*HOL UP*
DF is going to have to start rapidly modding new NPCs into the game to feed his addiction. But since he can't divorce anyone, he'll never get the high he craves and will go into withdrawals. During which he'll marry so many people that the file will get corrupted and Mumphs will essentially die of overdose.
The ending was so good.
Df seems like a nice calm guy but when u understand him more he's savage
"So far, the game remains stable."
unlike me-
I love that DF just has a tradition of marrying everyone and divorcing everyone, then erasing their memories. It's hilarious.
Hippity hoppity
Women aren’t property
I'm dying
Men aren't either. Not that anyone cares
Tom meph I keep men in my basement what you mean
@@bnewtz7492 I'm one of the men they keep tied up down there.
Hippity Hoppity Yes I can be property
Tiger King: we had one of the worst sex cults ever!
DF: hold my Divorce Papers
For switch players!
Multiplayer is now Out on switch!
Nomi ik i was so happy this morning
You've said so many comments that are just perfect quotes 😂 *saves video and quotes for later*
Jodi marriage (and heart events) mod.... When???
I love how in the thumbnail everyone is angry but dime is just like: 👁️👄👁️
Mumps did an oopsie
This is the setting for a horrifying post-apocalyptic book.
2:10 that crow sensed the death that was coming
*DF SAID UH OH AND THEN AN AD IMMEDIATELY PLAYED AND THE FIRST WORDS WERE UH OH AND IM CACKLING SJGEJEHDNDJDJU*
you saying you lost the game made me lose the game.
damn thats an old meme...
oh you bastard XD
Oh fuck you I was doing so good (not rudely I get it's a joke, lol)
@@tobathy6990 2 years later I find my way back to this video and I made myself lose the game this time.
What do ya mean "not entertaining" each video of yours is pretty epic and enjoyable, also the reoccurring jokes are funny.
Well, I think you're stuck with the cult.
I'm not going to lie the love story of Mumps + everyone else is adorable (if brief and founded on lies and mods)
Didn't know DangerouslyFunny converted to mormonism
Uh oh. Now you gotta wait til they divorce you. Great job.
I love your channel you inspired me to buy star dew valley ❤️
Its Stardew Valley*
It's pretty good but the things DF is doing with it is the exact reason I hate capitalism so much
Gtherdether yeah I really enjoy it especially the mods
He's done it, the absolute madman. He's married all of them
The last time I was this early to a video, I uploaded it.
"It may or may not corrupt my file"
All while standing in a fully upgraded & plowed farmhouse👌
Combine this with Siv's Marrage Mod.
This is really random but did anyone think his house looks like pancakes ;-; with the bed as butter
You are such a bastard
I love it
‘Uh oh’ “were here to call you about your cars extended warranty”
No mormon jokes?
Ikr? I clicked this expecting that kind of jokes.
wonderful, a cult of merged npcs with haley as the main speaker and with mumps as the head.