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  • Jon Stewart tackles the trial of New Jersey Senator Bob Menedez and questions how other government officials have gotten away with legal corruption for years. Desi Lydic weighs in on Trump’s thirsty VP contenders, Biden challenging Trump to a debate, and former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen roasting the former president during the hush money trial.
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  • @peterhjortshj7319
    @peterhjortshj7319 Місяць тому +635

    Its men like Jon that keeps people sane in insane times. He reminds us the value of Free speech, journalism, democratic institutions and laugther. He reminds us of what is at stakes at the moment, and why we must protect it. Thank you Jon😊

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Місяць тому

      He reminds me of the value of comedic acting. The rubes falling for maga are of the same ilk as the rubes falling for liberal comedy. Somewhere in the middle is reality, neither side has the intellectual honesty to compromise. Maga is worse, but, the far left isn't much better. Stop talking, get off the internet and get a job.

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME Місяць тому +20

      That’s true but at the same time, do you think it makes things worse or lightens the moral value of what corruption is and how people see it, like it’s no big deal or something? I’m kind of torn in that, just curious. I’m not political at all, but I love psychology!! And why/ how people think.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Місяць тому +6

      @@IB4UUB4ME It is NOT true!! Sir. That is not the truth!! You want the Truth?! I want the Truth!! You can't Handle the truth!!

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania Місяць тому

      when was a not insane time in your opinion

    • @ravenhwk_7783
      @ravenhwk_7783 Місяць тому +5

      Well said!! Thank you. 😁👍

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 Місяць тому +259

    Congress should not be trading while in office!!

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Місяць тому +34

      8 year limit!
      Retirement packages based on performance!!

    • @joanfregapane8683
      @joanfregapane8683 Місяць тому +19

      They shouldn’t even be allowed to OWN stock at all.

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 Місяць тому

      Blame Ronald, the Messiah, Regan. He made it legal. Republicans are at fault, and mad that Democrats benefit from it too!

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 Місяць тому +12

      He even left some of his illegal contributions in the original package. (His Congressional Jacket) WTG !

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 Місяць тому

      @@karmaalstad5588Transparency in the government.
      No deals behind closed doors.🚪 🚪
      No secret documents.

  • @imaniislander755
    @imaniislander755 Місяць тому +124

    Corruptions everywhere

    • @imaniislander755
      @imaniislander755 Місяць тому +2

      4 minutes in

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 Місяць тому +4

      Absolutely

    • @patriziacasagrande3833
      @patriziacasagrande3833 Місяць тому

      yes but not like it is a normal tradition in new Jersey , New York and Florida.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 Місяць тому

      That’s true, but in varying degrees, which are important to note rather than just throwing one’s hands up and saying it doesn’t matter. You can check the corruption index to see, for example, how high RU is on that list.

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 Місяць тому +1

      ​@AbigailAwesome69 that's what aboutism

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs4617 Місяць тому +208

    Jon Stewart is an American treasure! ❤ ❤ ❤

    • @eliwebber6292
      @eliwebber6292 Місяць тому

      Amazing how Comedians tell the truth in a way, that makes us laugh but its really not a laughing matter . on some issues .

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 Місяць тому +211

    He can go to prison with the rest of the crooks 😅

    • @TheLucanicLord
      @TheLucanicLord Місяць тому +1

      From gold bars to iron bars.

    • @mikewazowski350
      @mikewazowski350 Місяць тому

      The system is corrupted. All of them, from politicians, judges, lobbyists and CEOs.

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 Місяць тому +294

    Corruption in plain sight!!😮😮😮

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Місяць тому

      My hole stinkin' like soggy corruption down here brugh

    • @gwayne919
      @gwayne919 Місяць тому

      But his Democratic party is prosecuting him while the Republican Criminal Organization protects their own lawbreakers. That's a big difference in defeating corruption that the GOP embraces and promotes openly and don't care about the repercussions because they have proud Republican voters who don't care about their party breaking the laws.

    • @alexortiz7446
      @alexortiz7446 Місяць тому +2

      for the first time EVER in history in american politics?!?!?! Partially why I don't vote

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 Місяць тому

      ​@@alexortiz7446 AIn't no corruption but comin' out the democraps brugh. Publicans are straight up just doin' the work of the baby jesus. Can't be tossin' babies in the trash no more as Jim Jam Justice Bret Kavennah put the kibosh on Row v Wades. No mo' abortion brugh. The Publicans did that... the democraps just wanna glorify tossin' fresh babies right into the medical waste dumpster brugh.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 Місяць тому +12

      And pales in comparison to the Trump family Crime Syndicate.
      What's a few hundred thousand smackaroos compared to the Millions and Billions of dollars they pocketed? Classified Documents are pretty pricey are expensive :21

  • @arthureaks3591
    @arthureaks3591 Місяць тому +106

    Mental anguish is having to listen Tommy Tuberville explain anything.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Місяць тому +1

      He needs a lifetime (what's left of it) supply of swiss seats to rappel down those stairs.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 Місяць тому +5

      He's a football coach from Alabama. Mental anguish for him is when he tries to remember what books are.

    • @DC-ub4em
      @DC-ub4em Місяць тому

      😅😅 w

    • @jakebe4915
      @jakebe4915 Місяць тому

      He's busy banning books

    • @TravisMcAfee88
      @TravisMcAfee88 29 днів тому

      ​@@karmaalstad5588hahaha that sounds so funny. What does rappel mean lol

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis Місяць тому +218

    Please never leave us again, Jon! ❤

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Місяць тому +2

      Really, what is he even going on about the honorable Ms Pelosi, she isn't of any relevant power anymore, why bring up the past, there is so much to contend with; and Ms Pelosi has a very clean record.

    • @Tessmage_Tessera
      @Tessmage_Tessera Місяць тому +10

      @@guynorth3277 The past is one of those things that we need to contend with.

    • @paulreiche2746
      @paulreiche2746 Місяць тому

      ​@@guynorth3277You wish to maintain Trump's fave title?

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime Місяць тому

      Garfield, is that you?

    • @footewalker6094
      @footewalker6094 Місяць тому

      Totally, can wait for the joke about the man with a book written by a family member about their childhood memories. lots of jokes there about that man and his supporters.

  • @Grayson2099
    @Grayson2099 Місяць тому +151

    Jon Stewart is a national treasure. Don’t let him leave the Daily Show!

    • @danielbretall2236
      @danielbretall2236 Місяць тому +1

      ...Again...

    • @morrigancollins2092
      @morrigancollins2092 Місяць тому +1

      A national treasure? Siri, how much is one Jon Stewart weight in gold worth?

    • @begonaRR
      @begonaRR Місяць тому

      ​@@morrigancollins2092 in gold bars? Let's ask the internet, how many kilos?

    • @Grayson2099
      @Grayson2099 Місяць тому +4

      @@morrigancollins2092 Siri: Priceless.

    • @Grayson2099
      @Grayson2099 Місяць тому +3

      @@danielbretall2236 Yes! Exactly!

  • @musicauthority674
    @musicauthority674 Місяць тому +76

    I had forgotten just how funny Jon Stewart is. while reporting on important subjects and Desi was at the top of her game as always. this is hilarious.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Місяць тому +141

    The return of Jon Stewart to The Daily Show is comic political gold - You believe this Tone? Love it

  • @lazywallstreetnews7234
    @lazywallstreetnews7234 Місяць тому +39

    The banks on Wall Street allow their employees who have MNPI to trade individual stocks, but only after clearing the trades, attesting the trade isn’t being done using MNPI, and clearing the trade on watch and restricted lists and some trades could get rejected if the employee has too much knowledge even if they disclose it. It’s crazy I’m saying this but… Congress should AT LEAST be held to the same standard as Wall Street.

  • @margaretjohnson5318
    @margaretjohnson5318 Місяць тому +242

    Menendez should be jailed! He can share a cell with trump.

    • @madmanike3072
      @madmanike3072 Місяць тому +19

      They should all be jailed.
      But you know the golden rule.
      S/he with the gold, rules.

    • @comfyrock1758
      @comfyrock1758 Місяць тому +9

      Exactly. Jail the ones that should be jailed. That is not a political party thing.

    • @RippleDrop.
      @RippleDrop. Місяць тому +4

      Powerful people don't go to prison in US. Much like Russia, Uganda or North Korea.

    • @user-fj4mo9xz1c
      @user-fj4mo9xz1c Місяць тому

      Bipartisan unity
      For real.​@@comfyrock1758

    • @lord_Scryon
      @lord_Scryon Місяць тому +1

      @@madmanike3072… exactly! Now, …. where did that street rat (preferably the famed Pizza Rat 🐀 🍕😘👍) GO?! 🕌🧞🤣😂😉

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops Місяць тому +45

    "These are my emotional support gold bars." 🤣 I can't. I'm dyin'. I could use a couple of those too.

    • @jerradm85
      @jerradm85 17 днів тому

      this is my gold-lined weighted emotional support blanket. no, i didn't get it from egypt! my grandmother made this for me when I was a baby.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 17 днів тому

      @@jerradm85 Inbefore Egyptian historians drag you back to Egypt because you're supposedly the re-incarnation of Deriush.

  • @roewedge
    @roewedge Місяць тому +130

    Desi was spot on with that comment about safe space

  • @o_kneepixel
    @o_kneepixel Місяць тому +19

    This is the most pressing issue in America today. Legal corruption.

  • @CurtRowlett
    @CurtRowlett Місяць тому +135

    Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, delivers the news quite like Jon Stewart. I'm so glad you are back!

    • @DebbieAppelhans
      @DebbieAppelhans Місяць тому

      You should look up MEIDAS TOUCH THAT'S NEW THE BEST NEW YOUNG MEN THE BROTHERS

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому +48

    Jon is a national treasure

  • @susan174
    @susan174 Місяць тому +26

    Mrs. Alito and Mrs. Melendez . . . Yep. Thanks who should be held responsible. Oi yoiyoi!

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 Місяць тому +38

    Thank you Jon! Have a great weekend 😊

  • @Ejustin1
    @Ejustin1 Місяць тому +18

    Still love it that the defendant calls his opponent "Crooked".

  • @DawnDavidson
    @DawnDavidson Місяць тому +29

    I love Jon so much I am watching it twice each week. He exposes all this corruption, and yet still manages to make us laugh. How SMART is you, Jon? 😂

  • @apollocontestants7384
    @apollocontestants7384 Місяць тому +44

    How dumb is WE, that we allow this to happen over and over again

    • @martixagent
      @martixagent Місяць тому +1

      Well, what can we do about it?

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 Місяць тому +2

      We is pretty dumb!
      Or as the famous cartoonist wrote; “we have met the enemy, and it is us!”

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson Місяць тому +1

      @@martixagent One thing: Glenn Kirschner, in a recent video on his channel entitled “Judge Aileen Cannon’s Bias Is Showing,” explains step-by-step how any concerned citizen can file a judicial misconduct complaint with the 11th Circuit Appeals Court to insist that Cannon be removed and replaced with a fair, impartial judge on the classified documents case in FL. (You’ll have to search for it, because UA-cam will remove comments with links, even internal to UA-cam ones.)
      Another thing, of course, is to vote blue up and down the ticket. We don’t have a lot of options, either for complaint, or on the ballots, so we must use what we have!
      [Hat tip to the non-US person I borrowed the substance of this reminder from. If we *inside* the US feel powerless, imagine how the rest of the world must feel?]

    • @JJLom777
      @JJLom777 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@martixagentIt only got here because we stopped paying attention.

    • @pilsung26
      @pilsung26 Місяць тому +1

      @@martixagentdon’t succumb to apathy and participate in the system. With full knowledge we may not live long enough to see the change we provoke.

  • @NoahsGameCave
    @NoahsGameCave Місяць тому +30

    How are poor people like myself supposed to live under this dystopian corruption without feeling hopeless and wanting to end it

    • @salekhossain1582
      @salekhossain1582 Місяць тому +5

      Don't end it. No matter how bad it gets. Stay strong.

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf Місяць тому +9

      Class solidarity. That is your answer. Rely on your community to get relief and the things you need. Recycle. Shop thrift. Plant a garden. Seed swap. Act local. Especially in government.

    • @GenGaiden70
      @GenGaiden70 Місяць тому +3

      Eventually we rise up and forcefully make changes.

    • @lynhastings8671
      @lynhastings8671 Місяць тому

      Stop listening to leftist tools.

  • @marklar7551
    @marklar7551 Місяць тому +60

    I need some emotional support gold bars. Pretty sure my demeanor would completely reverse itself if I did have them 👽🗿👽🗿👽🗿👽

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 Місяць тому +9

      I'd feel better in Bali.

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 Місяць тому +4

      @@tammylathrop6223 as long as my ES gold bars are with me, I'd feel great wherever I was on Earth 👽🗿👽🗿👽

    • @JohnChase-rn2tt
      @JohnChase-rn2tt 8 днів тому

      Trump hates all colors and races of people. He only loves three colors Green, Gold and Pink.

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 Місяць тому +68

    Listen Tupperville, I don't know what Alabama courthouse look like, but I have never been in a courthouse that was a "happy-go-lucky" place.
    What? Did you expect a Chuck E. Cheese to be in there? Maybe some mini golf? Perhaps a disco ball and some background techno?
    That is the dumbest objection I have ever heard.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Місяць тому +6

      The football coach is the face of an Alabama courtroom, living in FL.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 Місяць тому +7

      Consider the source

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson Місяць тому +9

      It calls for a special Jon-Desi mashup: How dumb is you, Tuberville??

    • @WakeUpAmerican000s
      @WakeUpAmerican000s Місяць тому

      Tuberville is the dumbest member of Congress, and that's saying something in light of Empty Greene and her little chiclets.

  • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
    @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz Місяць тому +55

    Watching the Daily Show from Ireland..... you are brilliant Jon. Love it...

  • @RoansBones
    @RoansBones Місяць тому +16

    This entire episode is genius! 😮 Kudos to the writers, Jon! Thank you for shining some light on our country’s utter corruption.

  • @oapster7963
    @oapster7963 Місяць тому +120

    Tossing the wife under the bus was a move I did not see coming!

    • @down-to-earth-mystery-school
      @down-to-earth-mystery-school Місяць тому +16

      Always in the playbook of repressive conservatives

    • @oapster7963
      @oapster7963 Місяць тому +9

      @@down-to-earth-mystery-school Well, Menendez is a New Jersey Dem

    • @jerrylong381
      @jerrylong381 Місяць тому +6

      I'm surprised we haven't seen it in any of TFG's cases, yet.

    • @oapster7963
      @oapster7963 Місяць тому

      @@jerrylong381 Melanie was deeply involved in the missing inaugural funds. trump's DOJ let it go

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 Місяць тому +18

      Except for Supreme Court Criminal Alito just threw his wife under the bus for flying the American Flag upside down after January 6th.

  • @user-kj5td9hd3s
    @user-kj5td9hd3s Місяць тому +38

    Most other modern countries in the world, are moving away from extreme capitalism and are going to a blend of socialism and capitalism. This is where the poor, working and middle class have access to a single payer healthcare system.

  • @Dinkledorpher
    @Dinkledorpher Місяць тому +14

    "In Jersey anything's legal, as long as you don't get caught." ~ Bob Dylan

  • @marissaproulx3516
    @marissaproulx3516 Місяць тому +14

    "Whoever that guy is" , is unfortunately my governor here in North Dakota.

  • @heatherphillips8039
    @heatherphillips8039 Місяць тому +22

    We absolutely love you Jon Stewart! Do not leave us, and keep telling the truth... because the mainstream media: so-called "journalists" won't!

  • @Ieo9017
    @Ieo9017 Місяць тому +76

    The difference between the Dems and the GOP is the GOP would be circling the wagons and lying for Menendez and dems are letting him face the music.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 Місяць тому +7

      That is a very important point, and a conspicuous difference between the R and D parties. As a Democrat, I say let Menendez's chips fall where they may.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 Місяць тому +8

      Yes, because the democrats believe in the rule of law and accountability, even for members of their own team, when justified.

    • @johnmarengo3988
      @johnmarengo3988 Місяць тому +1

      @@AbigailAwesome69 yes, which used to be the way to go, but now , I'm all for playing the game the way the rightwing does. Democrats always taking the 'high road' hasn't gotten them anywhere. I can list a number of things that democrats should've supported, of other democrats, but they didn't. It's constantly weakening the party.

    • @johnmarengo3988
      @johnmarengo3988 Місяць тому

      yes, and a weakness of democrats. In normal times, I wouldn't say that, it should be about doing the right thing.
      In these days, play on the same playing field as the rightwing. Anything any democrat does, just brush it aside.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 Місяць тому +1

      @@johnmarengo3988 I understand your perspective, for sure. I’m all for the party being tougher, but I do believe this man should be held to account, particularly due to the activities with foreign governments, just like 🍊 should be held to account for his much worse, but similar dealings.

  • @everittslivemusicsocialenv6733
    @everittslivemusicsocialenv6733 Місяць тому +13

    Thank you for the laughs and renewed depression I have every time I do what is right and try to explain to the kid what is right and wrong.

  • @donannecummings479
    @donannecummings479 Місяць тому +21

    🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻new Bernie fan!! He is wonderful! Speak truth, representative 🎉. So glad he is where he is, doing what he does, for what is right!

  • @dstmars1
    @dstmars1 Місяць тому +22

    Sounds like Alito is using the Menendez defense...blame it on the wife.

    • @sophianicholson8965
      @sophianicholson8965 22 дні тому

      Mmm 🤔 where have I heard this blame game before? Ohh yes, the garden of Eden, “it was the woman Lord, she, gave me the fruit” 😢

  • @Sm-fl8oj
    @Sm-fl8oj Місяць тому +22

    What needs to happen is to ban lobbyists cont, stop insider trading, rich people giving money for their profits, and get it under control! Need to start with the Supreme Court and work down to see just how much they are getting from their positions

    • @Sm-fl8oj
      @Sm-fl8oj Місяць тому +2

      But of course that’s not happening? I voted for Obama because he said he would stop it but after he got into the White House?

    • @gwayne919
      @gwayne919 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Sm-fl8ojHe needed bipartisan cooperation from across the aisle to accomplish the reforms that the Republican Criminal Organization is absolutely not interested in hearing about. They like the graft just the way it is, in their pockets.

    • @spointz8936
      @spointz8936 Місяць тому

      Not gonna happen bc the Israel lobby runs on unfettered funneling of money into politics

  • @martinhumble
    @martinhumble Місяць тому +26

    This is pure gold!!
    (Menendez)

  • @ImpulseGenerator
    @ImpulseGenerator Місяць тому +46

    The most bizarre thing to me is that both of those people probably do not give the slightest bit about halal meat.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Місяць тому +2

      It's a business commodity, what are you expecting?

    • @ImpulseGenerator
      @ImpulseGenerator Місяць тому +2

      @@andiward7068 It's supposed to have religious value behind it, for people who care about their spiritual practice.

    • @jakebe4915
      @jakebe4915 Місяць тому +2

      Who cares other than $$$$ grabbing

    • @cathygould
      @cathygould Місяць тому

      ​@@ImpulseGenerator
      "SUPPOSED TO"⁉️

    • @ImpulseGenerator
      @ImpulseGenerator Місяць тому

      @@cathygould dont mind me i dont know what i am saying

  • @SeanHummer
    @SeanHummer Місяць тому +8

    "they're not booing they're... well, they were booing. yes" 😂

  • @Boomers4Zoomers
    @Boomers4Zoomers Місяць тому +25

    Godspeed Jon, the country is with you. 🎉

  • @xjdfghashzkj
    @xjdfghashzkj Місяць тому +20

    " that's the most depressing thing I've ever been in."
    bro you're from Alabama

  • @pj45670
    @pj45670 Місяць тому +16

    Desi lydic should be the moderator for the Trump Biden debates!

  • @peterford9369
    @peterford9369 Місяць тому +18

    This would be funny if it weren't SOOO GD, disgusting! These are the people, WE THE PEOPLE, intrust with the security and betterment of our country and us. And their priority falls right into how much money and power THEY...can accumulate, while in office.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 Місяць тому

      They often are a perfect reflection of their nasty and brain-dead constituents.

    • @pointlessgaming3989
      @pointlessgaming3989 Місяць тому

      Well... you are the ones who vote them in. Maybe do better

  • @waynemcintosh616
    @waynemcintosh616 Місяць тому +8

    It's so great to have you back on the air again John

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 Місяць тому +37

    They should ask "Do you believe that a US Senator is more likely to be corrupt?" That would cut the jury pool to zero.

  • @cordellwordlaw3390
    @cordellwordlaw3390 Місяць тому +40

    Jon should run for some office, but he's way too smart for that!😂

    • @isaackitone
      @isaackitone Місяць тому +1

      He will accidentally support Trump. Let him keep doing his damage in the media.

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 Місяць тому +1

      He is doing just fine where he is. If he is in office it will bar him from his 1st amendment rights. He will have to pick and choose his words more carefully.

  • @andiward7068
    @andiward7068 Місяць тому +29

    Insider trading defense: don't hate the player, hate the game.
    We need to change the game.

    • @jameshenderson4876
      @jameshenderson4876 Місяць тому +5

      But also jail these "players" for extended periods of time.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 Місяць тому +3

      @@jameshenderson4876 agreed

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza7332 Місяць тому +12

    Vonshitznpants IS MY favorite 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @genericamerican7574
    @genericamerican7574 Місяць тому +24

    *_Welcome to Jurassic park-_** 2024 Presidential debate*

  • @vickibwarren9722
    @vickibwarren9722 Місяць тому +17

    Crooks 😮😢

  • @bettydean4149
    @bettydean4149 Місяць тому +8

    Love John, he tells it like it is. If we keep going on this path will be no better than Russia or any of the South American countries. We Americans have to demand more from our elected leaders and from the Supreme Court Justices .

  • @sprungtv5940
    @sprungtv5940 Місяць тому +5

    I can’t put in words how happy we are to see you back.❤️😊😊🎹🎶

  • @seraphin01
    @seraphin01 Місяць тому +11

    funny thing is: we don't use metric system for gold, the spot price is always in troy ounces.. that senator was really bottom of the barrel, you gotta wonder how he got there..

    • @kathyjones274
      @kathyjones274 Місяць тому +1

      The Bible says it all with weight

  • @phyllisbrannagan5522
    @phyllisbrannagan5522 Місяць тому +28

    Dear Senator, tell them, I gave you that money. Give it back to me now. I’ll think of something to explain where I get it. Isn’t this the fourth or fifth time you got busted?

  • @maryrasmussen4080
    @maryrasmussen4080 Місяць тому +9

    If you think the courtroom is depressing wait until he gets to go to jail. He can't ask him then to turn up the thermostat

  • @mardellarowland5339
    @mardellarowland5339 Місяць тому +8

    Rock on, Jon!

  • @bradthenutritionist
    @bradthenutritionist Місяць тому +20

    I love to see Jon calling out everyone and not pushing an agenda like every other thing we get shoved in our face

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza7332 Місяць тому +11

    Put the mendez couple away with Conald

  • @camaro6810
    @camaro6810 Місяць тому +8

    How this bit doesnt have 330 million likes is beyond me...well not 330 million, it would be 330 million minus the folks from Washington DC.

  • @m.malina6797
    @m.malina6797 Місяць тому +15

    Waiting for the next Jon Stewart Daily Show book, “How Dumb Is You” 😂

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 Місяць тому +7

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!

  • @cordellwordlaw3390
    @cordellwordlaw3390 Місяць тому +12

    Corruption is the status quo of all government. It is also its cornerstone.

  • @Aquacidic
    @Aquacidic Місяць тому +5

    The audience always responds in the wrong way but Desi’s funniest jokes got no laughs or applause. Desi, I was dying laughing “Debating involves a lot of…. Talking and thinking and standing but WOOOH the way he powered through that 14 second video makes me think he got this!”

  • @peggysmyth6110
    @peggysmyth6110 Місяць тому +11

    Just like Alito blaming his wife for flying rhe Ameeican flag upside down

  • @csuiceanu
    @csuiceanu Місяць тому +3

    I didn't hope to find someone continuing George Carlin work.
    Great show keep going.

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 Місяць тому +15

    Can we say insider trading!

  • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
    @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz Місяць тому +7

    Greed, Greed, Greed

  • @klaytonpeterson
    @klaytonpeterson Місяць тому +4

    My emotional support gold bars...😂

  • @marcuscollins7018
    @marcuscollins7018 Місяць тому +7

    Don’t forget the air purifier..

  • @paulhammons7077
    @paulhammons7077 Місяць тому +19

    Have an awesome day 😊

  • @timewalkwithme724
    @timewalkwithme724 Місяць тому +12

    Mental anguish is trying to be pushed? I didn't know mental anguish was a sentient being.

  • @ohjaysimpson397
    @ohjaysimpson397 Місяць тому +9

    This been going on for decades and we all should know this. But we let it happen because we like Mcdonalds.

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 Місяць тому +2

    My knees hurt! Right there with you Jon! Getting old is not for sissies!

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez3891 Місяць тому +7

    Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 Місяць тому +9

    Desi😂 you rock!

  • @lulun3724
    @lulun3724 Місяць тому +5

    Let’s blame the wives !!!! Works all the time

  • @mlrdh
    @mlrdh Місяць тому +2

    "Cartoonishly Corrupt" is a perfect description

  • @ThisnThatVintage
    @ThisnThatVintage Місяць тому +12

    Blame it on the wife syndrome 😂

    • @themadinspector
      @themadinspector Місяць тому +2

      And his defense is, "She married him?" 😆 🤣 😂

    • @ThisnThatVintage
      @ThisnThatVintage Місяць тому +2

      @@themadinspector 😂

    • @themadinspector
      @themadinspector Місяць тому +2

      ​@ThisnThatVintage I mean that would be my excuse if I was still 5 years old! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @ms.lyonsabroad4212
    @ms.lyonsabroad4212 Місяць тому +5

    The funniest part is that Desi thinks Ireland folks go to AA😅

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME Місяць тому +4

      Yeah, AA is for quitters 😂 😂

  • @Tedoco50
    @Tedoco50 Місяць тому +6

    Desi f**kin' rocks.

  • @user-245er4ud
    @user-245er4ud Місяць тому +10

    Just start allowing the public to participate in on the corruption. Let us get rich too!

  • @dontaylor7315
    @dontaylor7315 Місяць тому +2

    If the SCOTUS isn't regulated by anybody but itself, and Congress isn't regulated by anybody but itself, what part of government ISN'T an ethics-free zone?

  • @dougsciorra6048
    @dougsciorra6048 Місяць тому +3

    Cohen is justifiably angry😂

  • @whiteravenproductions
    @whiteravenproductions Місяць тому +19

    So when is Jon running for president?

  • @njosborne6152
    @njosborne6152 Місяць тому +4

    give me gimme, gimme, 🙏🏽 He is traumatized by his lack of yellow gold‼️

  • @mylastday1037
    @mylastday1037 Місяць тому +2

    😅😅😅..
    New Jersey!

  • @JohnDoe-cw4lf
    @JohnDoe-cw4lf Місяць тому +6

    What is it when suspects complain about how tight the HANDCUFFS are -
    They AREN'T made for COMFORT . . .

  • @user-sn9vs5bl9h
    @user-sn9vs5bl9h Місяць тому +5

    Desi what a jewel you are hope to see more of you

  • @suhaskhamgaonkar6322
    @suhaskhamgaonkar6322 Місяць тому +2

    “These are my emotional support gold bars” 😅🤣😂 what a riot 😅 Brilliant as always @JonStewart

  • @njosborne6152
    @njosborne6152 Місяць тому +5

    Interesting Tuberville walked into the courtroom and turned around and walked out again and gave this little speech🤡
    However, he forgot to wear his long Red Tie and diaper 😤
    oh, Tommy boy, the Horrors of it all‼️🙀‼️

  • @floatippity
    @floatippity Місяць тому +4

    So refreshing to laugh about something other than trump.😅✨ He’s distracted from so much. Swiveling to ongoing corruption.👏

  • @irandude1655
    @irandude1655 Місяць тому +7

    Menendez’ case should be quick and swift. Both him and his wife.

  • @graxxor
    @graxxor Місяць тому +2

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays"

  • @user-qg5wg9ut2o
    @user-qg5wg9ut2o Місяць тому +3

    Michael Cohen's podcasts are great and educational. ⚖️
    His ads are heartbreaking as he is so stressed out.b😢

  • @janiekcarney5482
    @janiekcarney5482 Місяць тому +5

    And He probably will not go to jail either.

  • @jjeff500tv
    @jjeff500tv Місяць тому +3

    Absolutely 💯 💯 💯 👍

  • @user-cs8zc6gf6t
    @user-cs8zc6gf6t Місяць тому +2

    LOVE YOU DESI !!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FIRE

  • @Vahlee-A
    @Vahlee-A Місяць тому +2

    I can't stand The Joseph but that "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" was fire