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  • Jon Stewart tackles the trial of New Jersey Senator Bob Menedez and questions how other government officials have gotten away with legal corruption for years. Desi Lydic weighs in on Trump’s thirsty VP contenders, Biden challenging Trump to a debate, and former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen roasting the former president during the hush money trial.
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  • @peterhjortshj7319
    @peterhjortshj7319 22 дні тому +584

    Its men like Jon that keeps people sane in insane times. He reminds us the value of Free speech, journalism, democratic institutions and laugther. He reminds us of what is at stakes at the moment, and why we must protect it. Thank you Jon😊

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 22 дні тому

      He reminds me of the value of comedic acting. The rubes falling for maga are of the same ilk as the rubes falling for liberal comedy. Somewhere in the middle is reality, neither side has the intellectual honesty to compromise. Maga is worse, but, the far left isn't much better. Stop talking, get off the internet and get a job.

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME 22 дні тому +18

      That’s true but at the same time, do you think it makes things worse or lightens the moral value of what corruption is and how people see it, like it’s no big deal or something? I’m kind of torn in that, just curious. I’m not political at all, but I love psychology!! And why/ how people think.

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 22 дні тому +4

      @@IB4UUB4ME It is NOT true!! Sir. That is not the truth!! You want the Truth?! I want the Truth!! You can't Handle the truth!!

    • @nutsackmania
      @nutsackmania 22 дні тому

      when was a not insane time in your opinion

    • @ravenhwk_7783
      @ravenhwk_7783 22 дні тому +5

      Well said!! Thank you. 😁👍

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 22 дні тому +221

    Congress should not be trading while in office!!

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 22 дні тому +32

      8 year limit!
      Retirement packages based on performance!!

    • @joanfregapane8683
      @joanfregapane8683 22 дні тому +16

      They shouldn’t even be allowed to OWN stock at all.

    • @davidbeppler3032
      @davidbeppler3032 22 дні тому

      Blame Ronald, the Messiah, Regan. He made it legal. Republicans are at fault, and mad that Democrats benefit from it too!

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 22 дні тому +10

      He even left some of his illegal contributions in the original package. (His Congressional Jacket) WTG !

    • @andrewroberts6123
      @andrewroberts6123 22 дні тому

      @@karmaalstad5588Transparency in the government.
      No deals behind closed doors.🚪 🚪
      No secret documents.

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs4617 22 дні тому +196

    Jon Stewart is an American treasure! ❤ ❤ ❤

    • @eliwebber6292
      @eliwebber6292 5 днів тому

      Amazing how Comedians tell the truth in a way, that makes us laugh but its really not a laughing matter . on some issues .

  • @lazywallstreetnews7234
    @lazywallstreetnews7234 22 дні тому +36

    The banks on Wall Street allow their employees who have MNPI to trade individual stocks, but only after clearing the trades, attesting the trade isn’t being done using MNPI, and clearing the trade on watch and restricted lists and some trades could get rejected if the employee has too much knowledge even if they disclose it. It’s crazy I’m saying this but… Congress should AT LEAST be held to the same standard as Wall Street.

  • @musicauthority674
    @musicauthority674 22 дні тому +67

    I had forgotten just how funny Jon Stewart is. while reporting on important subjects and Desi was at the top of her game as always. this is hilarious.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 22 дні тому +126

    The return of Jon Stewart to The Daily Show is comic political gold - You believe this Tone? Love it

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 22 дні тому +290

    Corruption in plain sight!!😮😮😮

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 22 дні тому

      My hole stinkin' like soggy corruption down here brugh

    • @gwayne919
      @gwayne919 22 дні тому

      But his Democratic party is prosecuting him while the Republican Criminal Organization protects their own lawbreakers. That's a big difference in defeating corruption that the GOP embraces and promotes openly and don't care about the repercussions because they have proud Republican voters who don't care about their party breaking the laws.

    • @alexortiz7446
      @alexortiz7446 22 дні тому +2

      for the first time EVER in history in american politics?!?!?! Partially why I don't vote

    • @jennyanydots2389
      @jennyanydots2389 22 дні тому

      ​@@alexortiz7446 AIn't no corruption but comin' out the democraps brugh. Publicans are straight up just doin' the work of the baby jesus. Can't be tossin' babies in the trash no more as Jim Jam Justice Bret Kavennah put the kibosh on Row v Wades. No mo' abortion brugh. The Publicans did that... the democraps just wanna glorify tossin' fresh babies right into the medical waste dumpster brugh.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 22 дні тому +12

      And pales in comparison to the Trump family Crime Syndicate.
      What's a few hundred thousand smackaroos compared to the Millions and Billions of dollars they pocketed? Classified Documents are pretty pricey are expensive :21

  • @arthureaks3591
    @arthureaks3591 22 дні тому +92

    Mental anguish is having to listen Tommy Tuberville explain anything.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 22 дні тому

      He needs a lifetime (what's left of it) supply of swiss seats to rappel down those stairs.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 22 дні тому +5

      He's a football coach from Alabama. Mental anguish for him is when he tries to remember what books are.

    • @DC-ub4em
      @DC-ub4em 19 днів тому

      😅😅 w

    • @jakebe4915
      @jakebe4915 19 днів тому

      He's busy banning books

  • @imaniislander755
    @imaniislander755 22 дні тому +118

    Corruptions everywhere

    • @imaniislander755
      @imaniislander755 22 дні тому +1

      4 minutes in

    • @HoneyBadger80886
      @HoneyBadger80886 22 дні тому +4

      Absolutely

    • @patriziacasagrande3833
      @patriziacasagrande3833 22 дні тому

      yes but not like it is a normal tradition in new Jersey , New York and Florida.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 19 днів тому

      That’s true, but in varying degrees, which are important to note rather than just throwing one’s hands up and saying it doesn’t matter. You can check the corruption index to see, for example, how high RU is on that list.

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 15 днів тому +1

      ​@AbigailAwesome69 that's what aboutism

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 22 дні тому +204

    He can go to prison with the rest of the crooks 😅

    • @TheLucanicLord
      @TheLucanicLord 21 день тому +1

      From gold bars to iron bars.

    • @mikewazowski350
      @mikewazowski350 21 день тому

      The system is corrupted. All of them, from politicians, judges, lobbyists and CEOs.

  • @martinhumble
    @martinhumble 22 дні тому +25

    This is pure gold!!
    (Menendez)

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 22 дні тому +213

    Please never leave us again, Jon! ❤

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 22 дні тому +2

      Really, what is he even going on about the honorable Ms Pelosi, she isn't of any relevant power anymore, why bring up the past, there is so much to contend with; and Ms Pelosi has a very clean record.

    • @Tessmage_Tessera
      @Tessmage_Tessera 22 дні тому +10

      @@guynorth3277 The past is one of those things that we need to contend with.

    • @paulreiche2746
      @paulreiche2746 22 дні тому

      ​@@guynorth3277You wish to maintain Trump's fave title?

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime 21 день тому

      Garfield, is that you?

    • @footewalker6094
      @footewalker6094 21 день тому

      Totally, can wait for the joke about the man with a book written by a family member about their childhood memories. lots of jokes there about that man and his supporters.

  • @Grayson2099
    @Grayson2099 22 дні тому +145

    Jon Stewart is a national treasure. Don’t let him leave the Daily Show!

    • @danielbretall2236
      @danielbretall2236 21 день тому +1

      ...Again...

    • @morrigancollins2092
      @morrigancollins2092 21 день тому +1

      A national treasure? Siri, how much is one Jon Stewart weight in gold worth?

    • @begonaRR
      @begonaRR 21 день тому

      ​@@morrigancollins2092 in gold bars? Let's ask the internet, how many kilos?

    • @Grayson2099
      @Grayson2099 21 день тому +4

      @@morrigancollins2092 Siri: Priceless.

    • @Grayson2099
      @Grayson2099 21 день тому +3

      @@danielbretall2236 Yes! Exactly!

  • @roewedge
    @roewedge 22 дні тому +129

    Desi was spot on with that comment about safe space

  • @NLTops
    @NLTops 22 дні тому +30

    "These are my emotional support gold bars." 🤣 I can't. I'm dyin'. I could use a couple of those too.

  • @Ieo9017
    @Ieo9017 22 дні тому +62

    The difference between the Dems and the GOP is the GOP would be circling the wagons and lying for Menendez and dems are letting him face the music.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 20 днів тому +3

      That is a very important point, and a conspicuous difference between the R and D parties. As a Democrat, I say let Menendez's chips fall where they may.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 19 днів тому +4

      Yes, because the democrats believe in the rule of law and accountability, even for members of their own team, when justified.

    • @johnmarengo3988
      @johnmarengo3988 8 днів тому

      @@AbigailAwesome69 yes, which used to be the way to go, but now , I'm all for playing the game the way the rightwing does. Democrats always taking the 'high road' hasn't gotten them anywhere. I can list a number of things that democrats should've supported, of other democrats, but they didn't. It's constantly weakening the party.

    • @johnmarengo3988
      @johnmarengo3988 8 днів тому

      yes, and a weakness of democrats. In normal times, I wouldn't say that, it should be about doing the right thing.
      In these days, play on the same playing field as the rightwing. Anything any democrat does, just brush it aside.

    • @AbigailAwesome69
      @AbigailAwesome69 8 днів тому

      @@johnmarengo3988 I understand your perspective, for sure. I’m all for the party being tougher, but I do believe this man should be held to account, particularly due to the activities with foreign governments, just like 🍊 should be held to account for his much worse, but similar dealings.

  • @marissaproulx3516
    @marissaproulx3516 21 день тому +10

    "Whoever that guy is" , is unfortunately my governor here in North Dakota.

  • @CurtRowlett
    @CurtRowlett 22 дні тому +132

    Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, delivers the news quite like Jon Stewart. I'm so glad you are back!

    • @DebbieAppelhans
      @DebbieAppelhans 21 день тому

      You should look up MEIDAS TOUCH THAT'S NEW THE BEST NEW YOUNG MEN THE BROTHERS

  • @apollocontestants7384
    @apollocontestants7384 22 дні тому +37

    How dumb is WE, that we allow this to happen over and over again

    • @martixagent
      @martixagent 22 дні тому +1

      Well, what can we do about it?

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 22 дні тому +1

      We is pretty dumb!
      Or as the famous cartoonist wrote; “we have met the enemy, and it is us!”

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson 22 дні тому

      @@martixagent One thing: Glenn Kirschner, in a recent video on his channel entitled “Judge Aileen Cannon’s Bias Is Showing,” explains step-by-step how any concerned citizen can file a judicial misconduct complaint with the 11th Circuit Appeals Court to insist that Cannon be removed and replaced with a fair, impartial judge on the classified documents case in FL. (You’ll have to search for it, because UA-cam will remove comments with links, even internal to UA-cam ones.)
      Another thing, of course, is to vote blue up and down the ticket. We don’t have a lot of options, either for complaint, or on the ballots, so we must use what we have!
      [Hat tip to the non-US person I borrowed the substance of this reminder from. If we *inside* the US feel powerless, imagine how the rest of the world must feel?]

    • @JJLom777
      @JJLom777 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@martixagentIt only got here because we stopped paying attention.

    • @pilsung26
      @pilsung26 20 днів тому

      @@martixagentdon’t succumb to apathy and participate in the system. With full knowledge we may not live long enough to see the change we provoke.

  • @DawnDavidson
    @DawnDavidson 22 дні тому +17

    I love Jon so much I am watching it twice each week. He exposes all this corruption, and yet still manages to make us laugh. How SMART is you, Jon? 😂

  • @RoansBones
    @RoansBones 21 день тому +14

    This entire episode is genius! 😮 Kudos to the writers, Jon! Thank you for shining some light on our country’s utter corruption.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 22 дні тому +45

    Jon is a national treasure

  • @margaretjohnson5318
    @margaretjohnson5318 22 дні тому +234

    Menendez should be jailed! He can share a cell with trump.

    • @madmanike3072
      @madmanike3072 21 день тому +19

      They should all be jailed.
      But you know the golden rule.
      S/he with the gold, rules.

    • @comfyrock1758
      @comfyrock1758 21 день тому +9

      Exactly. Jail the ones that should be jailed. That is not a political party thing.

    • @RippleDrop.
      @RippleDrop. 21 день тому +4

      Powerful people don't go to prison in US. Much like Russia, Uganda or North Korea.

    • @user-fj4mo9xz1c
      @user-fj4mo9xz1c 19 днів тому

      Bipartisan unity
      For real.​@@comfyrock1758

    • @lord_Scryon
      @lord_Scryon 15 днів тому +1

      @@madmanike3072… exactly! Now, …. where did that street rat (preferably the famed Pizza Rat 🐀 🍕😘👍) GO?! 🕌🧞🤣😂😉

  • @Ejustin1
    @Ejustin1 22 дні тому +13

    Still love it that the defendant calls his opponent "Crooked".

  • @marklar7551
    @marklar7551 22 дні тому +50

    I need some emotional support gold bars. Pretty sure my demeanor would completely reverse itself if I did have them 👽🗿👽🗿👽🗿👽

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 22 дні тому +8

      I'd feel better in Bali.

    • @marklar7551
      @marklar7551 21 день тому +3

      @@tammylathrop6223 as long as my ES gold bars are with me, I'd feel great wherever I was on Earth 👽🗿👽🗿👽

  • @donannecummings479
    @donannecummings479 22 дні тому +18

    🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻new Bernie fan!! He is wonderful! Speak truth, representative 🎉. So glad he is where he is, doing what he does, for what is right!

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 22 дні тому +37

    Thank you Jon! Have a great weekend 😊

  • @NoahsGameCave
    @NoahsGameCave 22 дні тому +27

    How are poor people like myself supposed to live under this dystopian corruption without feeling hopeless and wanting to end it

    • @salekhossain1582
      @salekhossain1582 22 дні тому +5

      Don't end it. No matter how bad it gets. Stay strong.

    • @KINDaf
      @KINDaf 21 день тому +7

      Class solidarity. That is your answer. Rely on your community to get relief and the things you need. Recycle. Shop thrift. Plant a garden. Seed swap. Act local. Especially in government.

    • @GenGaiden70
      @GenGaiden70 20 днів тому +3

      Eventually we rise up and forcefully make changes.

    • @lynhastings8671
      @lynhastings8671 20 днів тому

      Stop listening to leftist tools.

  • @dstmars1
    @dstmars1 22 дні тому +19

    Sounds like Alito is using the Menendez defense...blame it on the wife.

  • @susan174
    @susan174 22 дні тому +23

    Mrs. Alito and Mrs. Melendez . . . Yep. Thanks who should be held responsible. Oi yoiyoi!

  • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
    @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz 22 дні тому +53

    Watching the Daily Show from Ireland..... you are brilliant Jon. Love it...

  • @o_kneepixel
    @o_kneepixel 21 день тому +12

    This is the most pressing issue in America today. Legal corruption.

  • @user-kj5td9hd3s
    @user-kj5td9hd3s 22 дні тому +30

    Most other modern countries in the world, are moving away from extreme capitalism and are going to a blend of socialism and capitalism. This is where the poor, working and middle class have access to a single payer healthcare system.

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 22 дні тому +64

    Listen Tupperville, I don't know what Alabama courthouse look like, but I have never been in a courthouse that was a "happy-go-lucky" place.
    What? Did you expect a Chuck E. Cheese to be in there? Maybe some mini golf? Perhaps a disco ball and some background techno?
    That is the dumbest objection I have ever heard.

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 22 дні тому +6

      The football coach is the face of an Alabama courtroom, living in FL.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 22 дні тому +7

      Consider the source

    • @DawnDavidson
      @DawnDavidson 22 дні тому +9

      It calls for a special Jon-Desi mashup: How dumb is you, Tuberville??

    • @WakeUpAmerican000s
      @WakeUpAmerican000s 19 днів тому

      Tuberville is the dumbest member of Congress, and that's saying something in light of Empty Greene and her little chiclets.

  • @heatherphillips8039
    @heatherphillips8039 22 дні тому +20

    We absolutely love you Jon Stewart! Do not leave us, and keep telling the truth... because the mainstream media: so-called "journalists" won't!

  • @oapster7963
    @oapster7963 22 дні тому +117

    Tossing the wife under the bus was a move I did not see coming!

    • @down-to-earth-mystery-school
      @down-to-earth-mystery-school 22 дні тому +16

      Always in the playbook of repressive conservatives

    • @oapster7963
      @oapster7963 22 дні тому +9

      @@down-to-earth-mystery-school Well, Menendez is a New Jersey Dem

    • @jerrylong381
      @jerrylong381 22 дні тому +6

      I'm surprised we haven't seen it in any of TFG's cases, yet.

    • @oapster7963
      @oapster7963 22 дні тому

      @@jerrylong381 Melanie was deeply involved in the missing inaugural funds. trump's DOJ let it go

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 22 дні тому +18

      Except for Supreme Court Criminal Alito just threw his wife under the bus for flying the American Flag upside down after January 6th.

  • @Dinkledorpher
    @Dinkledorpher 22 дні тому +8

    "In Jersey anything's legal, as long as you don't get caught." ~ Bob Dylan

  • @ImpulseGenerator
    @ImpulseGenerator 22 дні тому +44

    The most bizarre thing to me is that both of those people probably do not give the slightest bit about halal meat.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 22 дні тому +2

      It's a business commodity, what are you expecting?

    • @ImpulseGenerator
      @ImpulseGenerator 22 дні тому +2

      @@andiward7068 It's supposed to have religious value behind it, for people who care about their spiritual practice.

    • @jakebe4915
      @jakebe4915 19 днів тому +2

      Who cares other than $$$$ grabbing

    • @cathygould
      @cathygould 18 днів тому

      ​@@ImpulseGenerator
      "SUPPOSED TO"⁉️

    • @ImpulseGenerator
      @ImpulseGenerator 18 днів тому

      @@cathygould dont mind me i dont know what i am saying

  • @peterford9369
    @peterford9369 22 дні тому +17

    This would be funny if it weren't SOOO GD, disgusting! These are the people, WE THE PEOPLE, intrust with the security and betterment of our country and us. And their priority falls right into how much money and power THEY...can accumulate, while in office.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 22 дні тому

      They often are a perfect reflection of their nasty and brain-dead constituents.

    • @pointlessgaming3989
      @pointlessgaming3989 8 днів тому

      Well... you are the ones who vote them in. Maybe do better

  • @Boomers4Zoomers
    @Boomers4Zoomers 22 дні тому +24

    Godspeed Jon, the country is with you. 🎉

  • @Sm-fl8oj
    @Sm-fl8oj 22 дні тому +19

    What needs to happen is to ban lobbyists cont, stop insider trading, rich people giving money for their profits, and get it under control! Need to start with the Supreme Court and work down to see just how much they are getting from their positions

    • @Sm-fl8oj
      @Sm-fl8oj 22 дні тому +2

      But of course that’s not happening? I voted for Obama because he said he would stop it but after he got into the White House?

    • @gwayne919
      @gwayne919 22 дні тому +2

      ​@@Sm-fl8ojHe needed bipartisan cooperation from across the aisle to accomplish the reforms that the Republican Criminal Organization is absolutely not interested in hearing about. They like the graft just the way it is, in their pockets.

    • @spointz8936
      @spointz8936 22 дні тому

      Not gonna happen bc the Israel lobby runs on unfettered funneling of money into politics

  • @pj45670
    @pj45670 22 дні тому +14

    Desi lydic should be the moderator for the Trump Biden debates!

  • @andiward7068
    @andiward7068 22 дні тому +27

    Insider trading defense: don't hate the player, hate the game.
    We need to change the game.

    • @jameshenderson4876
      @jameshenderson4876 22 дні тому +4

      But also jail these "players" for extended periods of time.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 22 дні тому +3

      @@jameshenderson4876 agreed

  • @jamesblackburn8110
    @jamesblackburn8110 22 дні тому +18

    " that's the most depressing thing I've ever been in."
    bro you're from Alabama

  • @everittslivemusicsocialenv6733
    @everittslivemusicsocialenv6733 22 дні тому +12

    Thank you for the laughs and renewed depression I have every time I do what is right and try to explain to the kid what is right and wrong.

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza7332 22 дні тому +11

    Vonshitznpants IS MY favorite 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seraphin01
    @seraphin01 22 дні тому +11

    funny thing is: we don't use metric system for gold, the spot price is always in troy ounces.. that senator was really bottom of the barrel, you gotta wonder how he got there..

    • @kathyjones274
      @kathyjones274 15 днів тому +1

      The Bible says it all with weight

  • @waynemcintosh616
    @waynemcintosh616 22 дні тому +7

    It's so great to have you back on the air again John

  • @maryrasmussen4080
    @maryrasmussen4080 22 дні тому +9

    If you think the courtroom is depressing wait until he gets to go to jail. He can't ask him then to turn up the thermostat

  • @bradthenutritionist
    @bradthenutritionist 22 дні тому +20

    I love to see Jon calling out everyone and not pushing an agenda like every other thing we get shoved in our face

  • @SeanHummer
    @SeanHummer 22 дні тому +7

    "they're not booing they're... well, they were booing. yes" 😂

  • @cordellwordlaw3390
    @cordellwordlaw3390 22 дні тому +39

    Jon should run for some office, but he's way too smart for that!😂

    • @isaackitone
      @isaackitone 22 дні тому +1

      He will accidentally support Trump. Let him keep doing his damage in the media.

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 22 дні тому +1

      He is doing just fine where he is. If he is in office it will bar him from his 1st amendment rights. He will have to pick and choose his words more carefully.

  • @genericamerican7574
    @genericamerican7574 22 дні тому +24

    *_Welcome to Jurassic park-_** 2024 Presidential debate*

  • @mardellarowland5339
    @mardellarowland5339 22 дні тому +8

    Rock on, Jon!

  • @sprungtv5940
    @sprungtv5940 21 день тому +4

    I can’t put in words how happy we are to see you back.❤️😊😊🎹🎶

  • @phyllisbrannagan5522
    @phyllisbrannagan5522 22 дні тому +28

    Dear Senator, tell them, I gave you that money. Give it back to me now. I’ll think of something to explain where I get it. Isn’t this the fourth or fifth time you got busted?

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 22 дні тому +35

    They should ask "Do you believe that a US Senator is more likely to be corrupt?" That would cut the jury pool to zero.

  • @m.malina6797
    @m.malina6797 22 дні тому +15

    Waiting for the next Jon Stewart Daily Show book, “How Dumb Is You” 😂

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza7332 22 дні тому +10

    Put the mendez couple away with Conald

  • @bettydean4149
    @bettydean4149 22 дні тому +7

    Love John, he tells it like it is. If we keep going on this path will be no better than Russia or any of the South American countries. We Americans have to demand more from our elected leaders and from the Supreme Court Justices .

  • @camaro6810
    @camaro6810 22 дні тому +7

    How this bit doesnt have 330 million likes is beyond me...well not 330 million, it would be 330 million minus the folks from Washington DC.

  • @cordellwordlaw3390
    @cordellwordlaw3390 22 дні тому +11

    Corruption is the status quo of all government. It is also its cornerstone.

  • @belindawilliams5918
    @belindawilliams5918 22 дні тому +15

    Can we say insider trading!

  • @Aquacidic
    @Aquacidic 21 день тому +5

    The audience always responds in the wrong way but Desi’s funniest jokes got no laughs or applause. Desi, I was dying laughing “Debating involves a lot of…. Talking and thinking and standing but WOOOH the way he powered through that 14 second video makes me think he got this!”

  • @marcuscollins7018
    @marcuscollins7018 22 дні тому +7

    Don’t forget the air purifier..

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 22 дні тому +7

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!

  • @mlrdh
    @mlrdh 21 день тому +2

    "Cartoonishly Corrupt" is a perfect description

  • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
    @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz 22 дні тому +6

    Greed, Greed, Greed

  • @paulhammons7077
    @paulhammons7077 22 дні тому +19

    Have an awesome day 😊

  • @vickibwarren9722
    @vickibwarren9722 22 дні тому +16

    Crooks 😮😢

  • @bubbercakes528
    @bubbercakes528 21 день тому +2

    My knees hurt! Right there with you Jon! Getting old is not for sissies!

  • @klaytonpeterson
    @klaytonpeterson 21 день тому +3

    My emotional support gold bars...😂

  • @lulun3724
    @lulun3724 22 дні тому +5

    Let’s blame the wives !!!! Works all the time

  • @timewalkwithme724
    @timewalkwithme724 22 дні тому +12

    Mental anguish is trying to be pushed? I didn't know mental anguish was a sentient being.

  • @stevenrodriguez3891
    @stevenrodriguez3891 22 дні тому +7

    Universal Healthcare in the USA, Jon ✊

  • @dougsciorra6048
    @dougsciorra6048 21 день тому +3

    Cohen is justifiably angry😂

  • @peggysmyth6110
    @peggysmyth6110 22 дні тому +10

    Just like Alito blaming his wife for flying rhe Ameeican flag upside down

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 22 дні тому +9

    Desi😂 you rock!

  • @graxxor
    @graxxor 22 дні тому +2

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays"

  • @user-cs8zc6gf6t
    @user-cs8zc6gf6t 21 день тому +2

    LOVE YOU DESI !!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FIRE

  • @user-245er4ud
    @user-245er4ud 22 дні тому +9

    Just start allowing the public to participate in on the corruption. Let us get rich too!

  • @ThisnThatVintage
    @ThisnThatVintage 22 дні тому +12

    Blame it on the wife syndrome 😂

    • @themadinspector
      @themadinspector 22 дні тому +2

      And his defense is, "She married him?" 😆 🤣 😂

    • @ThisnThatVintage
      @ThisnThatVintage 22 дні тому +2

      @@themadinspector 😂

    • @themadinspector
      @themadinspector 22 дні тому +2

      ​@ThisnThatVintage I mean that would be my excuse if I was still 5 years old! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @suhaskhamgaonkar6322
    @suhaskhamgaonkar6322 21 день тому +2

    “These are my emotional support gold bars” 😅🤣😂 what a riot 😅 Brilliant as always @JonStewart

  • @user-qg5wg9ut2o
    @user-qg5wg9ut2o 22 дні тому +3

    Michael Cohen's podcasts are great and educational. ⚖️
    His ads are heartbreaking as he is so stressed out.b😢

  • @user-sn9vs5bl9h
    @user-sn9vs5bl9h 22 дні тому +5

    Desi what a jewel you are hope to see more of you

  • @Tedoco50
    @Tedoco50 22 дні тому +5

    Desi f**kin' rocks.

  • @mylastday1037
    @mylastday1037 21 день тому +2

    😅😅😅..
    New Jersey!

  • @MidnightsLive
    @MidnightsLive 22 дні тому +2

    This was a solid solid week

  • @ohjaysimpson397
    @ohjaysimpson397 22 дні тому +8

    This been going on for decades and we all should know this. But we let it happen because we like Mcdonalds.

  • @floatippity
    @floatippity 22 дні тому +4

    So refreshing to laugh about something other than trump.😅✨ He’s distracted from so much. Swiveling to ongoing corruption.👏

  • @njosborne6152
    @njosborne6152 22 дні тому +4

    give me gimme, gimme, 🙏🏽 He is traumatized by his lack of yellow gold‼️

  • @Vahlee-A
    @Vahlee-A 21 день тому +2

    I can't stand The Joseph but that "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" was fire

  • @janiekcarney5482
    @janiekcarney5482 22 дні тому +5

    And He probably will not go to jail either.

  • @whiteravenproductions
    @whiteravenproductions 22 дні тому +19

    So when is Jon running for president?

  • @shelbyroderfeld5943
    @shelbyroderfeld5943 21 день тому +1

    Great show! "Take no prisoners!"

  • @dsmith3199
    @dsmith3199 21 день тому +1

    Jon, you are amazing! Please keep doing pieces like this.

  • @njosborne6152
    @njosborne6152 22 дні тому +5

    Interesting Tuberville walked into the courtroom and turned around and walked out again and gave this little speech🤡
    However, he forgot to wear his long Red Tie and diaper 😤
    oh, Tommy boy, the Horrors of it all‼️🙀‼️

  • @georgesimon1760
    @georgesimon1760 22 дні тому +4

    Atlas Putted. Love that.

  • @ms.lyonsabroad4212
    @ms.lyonsabroad4212 22 дні тому +4

    The funniest part is that Desi thinks Ireland folks go to AA😅

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME 22 дні тому +3

      Yeah, AA is for quitters 😂 😂

  • @csuiceanu
    @csuiceanu 19 днів тому +2

    I didn't hope to find someone continuing George Carlin work.
    Great show keep going.