Guide to Global: Game Sense

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  • Опубліковано 28 чер 2024
  • shottysteve comes back after 3 years to teach the gang how to use game sense in counterstrike global offensive. however, he finds himself in hot water once he meets zuhn, the notorious counterstrike cheater. will he pull through this time? or will he succumb to the pressures of society?
    csgo is the best, valorant sucks. pass it on.
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  • @FranzJx
    @FranzJx 3 роки тому +17036

    YOU BEEN AFK THE WHOLE YEAR

    • @DriqqyRL
      @DriqqyRL 3 роки тому +73

      fax

    • @T3Deye
      @T3Deye 3 роки тому +377

      its your turn now franz, upload rust bideo

    • @hasleno1376
      @hasleno1376 3 роки тому +46

      your one to talk

    • @hasleno1376
      @hasleno1376 3 роки тому +28

      nvm, i forgot you stream

    • @lolrus
      @lolrus 3 роки тому +14

      franzj presents

  • @weedsmoker4671
    @weedsmoker4671 3 роки тому +959

    The mercury poisoning didn't kill him

  • @mattcs
    @mattcs 3 роки тому +3067

    mom i made it into a shotty steve video 6:50

  • @winterwolf7812
    @winterwolf7812 3 роки тому +159

    *What really happened:* Shottysteve spent the last 3 years in prision for robbing an icecream shop.

  • @SlayCC
    @SlayCC 3 роки тому +3542

    We're off to a good start this year bois

  • @RollyRanchers
    @RollyRanchers 3 роки тому +2187

    STEVE IS BACK?!?!?! WTFF LETS GOOO

  • @DarcXDom
    @DarcXDom 3 роки тому +1622

    When the world needed him most he vanished, AND NOW HES BACK
    Edit: I’ve always hated people that go nuts when they get a lot of likes hut then I got of likes and it does make you feel really good it cheered me up to see 1.5k so, being the hypocrite I am, thank you for 1.5k likes ❤️ bless

  • @Rossilaz58
    @Rossilaz58 3 роки тому +1032

    Genuinely confused on how he makes this stuff... How does he get the cops at the end? What does he use instead of mercury? How hasn't he been disowned? How isn't he a felon?

    • @mr.poobie
      @mr.poobie 3 роки тому +515

      Some questions are better left unanswered

    • @wildergoose0274
      @wildergoose0274 3 роки тому +54

      he prolly uses actual mercury bc unless u have any cuts u wont die from it

    • @fish3439
      @fish3439 3 роки тому +104

      its gallium, not mercury, whixh i believe is not (as) toxic. regarding the cops i have no idea

    • @Rossilaz58
      @Rossilaz58 3 роки тому +13

      @@fish3439 yeah I thought it might have been gallium

    • @wildergoose0274
      @wildergoose0274 3 роки тому +37

      @@fish3439 it might be gallium but mercury is also possible to touch. When you touch mercury it absorbs into your skin but usually not enough to harm you. That is why if you have any cuts it would be terrible.

  • @kellan2127
    @kellan2127 3 роки тому +520

    Elvis: I disappeared
    Tupac: I disappeared
    Shotty Steve: Hold my Mercury

    • @generic8618
      @generic8618 3 роки тому

      I'll put it on the keyboard for you.

    • @lee0522
      @lee0522 3 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @moms.fonasa9745
    @moms.fonasa9745 3 роки тому +1068

    “It’s been a bit”
    ShottySteve AFK for 3 years

    • @crocamunk241
      @crocamunk241 3 роки тому +3

      Dude I remember watching his videos for the first time and i loved his content

  • @dripacus9425
    @dripacus9425 3 роки тому +301

    He’s back and I’m crying
    I’m crying because my grandma fell and broke her clavicle but this is also cool

    • @thatoneguy8631
      @thatoneguy8631 3 роки тому +2

      same 😔

    • @theosumper227
      @theosumper227 3 роки тому +4

      Yo i just pushed some old woman down the stairs, I think she broke her clavicle
      Anyhow this vidnis cool

    • @VVe3
      @VVe3 2 роки тому

      just saw some guy push an old lady down some stairs, i think she broke her clavicle

  • @arts6821
    @arts6821 3 роки тому +88

    “Hey guys it’s been a bit.” Yeah...Yeah it has been a while...A very long time...

  • @mironinopetr6982
    @mironinopetr6982 3 роки тому +604

    That "they only play nuke" line was a stab right through Franz's body

    • @jiataosu7846
      @jiataosu7846 3 роки тому +28

      franj preset

    • @funl
      @funl 3 роки тому +4

      fran

    • @Jawnson123
      @Jawnson123 3 роки тому +1

      Thought the exact same thing lmao

    • @kvw
      @kvw 3 роки тому

      @@funl present

  • @cabbbb
    @cabbbb 3 роки тому +1142

    Shotty: Here ill brb just grabbing water
    *3 years later*
    Shotty: alright im back what I miss

    • @Bdal
      @Bdal 3 роки тому +5

      He was active on his alt

  • @mattcs
    @mattcs 3 роки тому +1249

    SHEEEESH!

  • @goofballmaster9999
    @goofballmaster9999 3 роки тому +34

    "No dont jump off the building"
    "Shottysteve is back"

  • @lpld1820
    @lpld1820 3 роки тому +538

    wow he must be 40 years old now

    • @oak1071
      @oak1071 3 роки тому

      Interesting profile picture...

    • @jeffzyzzos8562
      @jeffzyzzos8562 3 роки тому

      @@oak1071 jeff the killer if i recall correctly

    • @oak1071
      @oak1071 3 роки тому

      @@jeffzyzzos8562 Wrong!

    • @jeffzyzzos8562
      @jeffzyzzos8562 3 роки тому

      @@oak1071 naruto?

    • @oak1071
      @oak1071 3 роки тому

      @@jeffzyzzos8562 Wrong! again..... i would be surprised if the original poster of this comment even knows... its very old...

  • @meatusbeatus5548
    @meatusbeatus5548 3 роки тому +395

    “I haven’t watched this channel in years...”
    *checks last upload*
    “Oh.”

    • @zhell
      @zhell 3 роки тому +1

      Same here lmao

  • @notwinny7
    @notwinny7 3 роки тому +28

    zuhn staying real quiet after this one

  • @orcacola
    @orcacola 3 роки тому +44

    The reason why he took so long to upload was because he kept getting banned from comp.

    • @psychicsqu1d711
      @psychicsqu1d711 3 роки тому +3

      nah it was him trying to get the fucking b roll for the cop scene, just waiting for cops to randomly show up at his neighbors house

    • @orcacola
      @orcacola 3 роки тому +1

      @@psychicsqu1d711 That one also

  • @Dammitimmad
    @Dammitimmad 3 роки тому +1001

    This man just uploaded like he wasn't dead for 3 years

  • @kirbo3120
    @kirbo3120 3 роки тому +483

    Bro zuhn was legit he just had a really good gaming chair and he also used hacks but that does not matter

    • @Mikeyupp
      @Mikeyupp 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you

    • @octican6857
      @octican6857 3 роки тому

      no

    • @snowyv2755
      @snowyv2755 3 роки тому

      Tf that does matter

    • @kirbo3120
      @kirbo3120 3 роки тому +4

      Note this is a joke

    • @AZP-im7gk
      @AZP-im7gk 3 роки тому +5

      @@kyvuh calls people kids and can’t even spell “you”

  • @homelessman1453
    @homelessman1453 3 роки тому +2

    I got back into CSGO this year and found shottysteve through this video, funniest youtuber I've watched in a while.
    Love your vids.

  • @somekiddo3587
    @somekiddo3587 3 роки тому +11

    FranzJ's accent when shotty was afk killed me

  • @R3NTON
    @R3NTON 3 роки тому +155

    "Its been a bit."
    Bruh its been 3 fucking years

  • @_Gonz0G_
    @_Gonz0G_ 3 роки тому +561

    The return of the king.

    • @pokeyhaddock
      @pokeyhaddock 3 роки тому +1

      When someone
      copes your comment but gets more likes😑

    • @clownzii3222
      @clownzii3222 3 роки тому +3

      @@pokeyhaddock if you were smart you’d know everyone had the same idea

    • @gusgumy
      @gusgumy 3 роки тому

      Fr

    • @cupcayuk
      @cupcayuk 3 роки тому

      All originality is dead

    • @pokeyhaddock
      @pokeyhaddock 3 роки тому

      @@clownzii3222 R/woooosh

  • @carlospastorsempere4433
    @carlospastorsempere4433 3 роки тому

    i have been waiting for years for you to come back to youtube. your videos were and are still genius. Glad u did it again. keep it up.

  • @kroliks
    @kroliks 3 роки тому

    Good to see you back it’s a great start to the year

  • @tttobi-
    @tttobi- 3 роки тому +214

    this can’t be happening, I must be dreaming

  • @wiredloaf2050
    @wiredloaf2050 3 роки тому +241

    Guess who’s back
    Back again
    Shotty’s back
    Tell a friend

  • @chickenwing088
    @chickenwing088 3 роки тому +1

    These are getting more intense everytime
    looking forward to seeing your mind twist more with every upload you’ll end up as MeatyCanyon of gaming one day I just feel it

  • @tommythe0g
    @tommythe0g 3 роки тому

    FINALLYYYY!!!!!!!!! ur back :). been 3 years since ur last vid, i thought u will nvr come back. 2021 is off to a good start

  • @CaptixTheSecond
    @CaptixTheSecond 3 роки тому +181

    I literally just said “I love this guy’s content, I wish he uploaded.” And I find this in my feed. 2021 is off to a great start.

  • @sanddollar100
    @sanddollar100 3 роки тому +172

    the reason he didnt upload for 3 years was because he kept getting 7 days while recording clips

  • @delon8856
    @delon8856 3 роки тому +33

    I heard like a month ago from some of my friends that you would be finally coming back after you started playing csgo again with Franz and some other's that I know. Pretty hype when will you post again tho

  • @maxelliott1613
    @maxelliott1613 3 роки тому

    dude i missed you soo much much love man keep it up

  • @WokeYT
    @WokeYT 3 роки тому +1280

    nice

    • @Zuperdawg
      @Zuperdawg 3 роки тому +5

      nice

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve  3 роки тому +167

      how does he see the ranks on both teams

    • @m.a3117
      @m.a3117 3 роки тому +9

      @@shottysteve *is ur name shotty or steve? 🤔*

    • @WokeYT
      @WokeYT 3 роки тому +21

      @@shottysteve never think I would meme this hard, I’m 2 stepping on your brain 🧠

    • @Pedrolium
      @Pedrolium 3 роки тому +7

      woke the closet cheater that used millionware.
      :D

  • @harrisonnewell9853
    @harrisonnewell9853 3 роки тому +241

    We need a full version of that song. Now.

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve  3 роки тому +31

      here ua-cam.com/video/Qd4agcAbce4/v-deo.html

    • @stepanvasak3481
      @stepanvasak3481 3 роки тому +8

      @@shottysteve heyya i was wondering who is that fella at 0:41 i was finding him for years but no result

    • @stepanvasak3481
      @stepanvasak3481 3 роки тому +1

      @@qqappa Damn thanks so much maaan i couldnt find it for years

  • @pacingtape401
    @pacingtape401 3 роки тому +4

    My god. The most triumphant return I’ve ever seen a youtuber make. I’ve missed you buddy.

  • @Authenticmemes1
    @Authenticmemes1 3 роки тому

    YYEEEESSSS, UR BACK even though I’m in lockdown this made my day

  • @tudorexy8219
    @tudorexy8219 3 роки тому +348

    When the world needed him the most, he returned.

  • @miklyk
    @miklyk 3 роки тому +944

    and when the world needed him most, he returned

    • @13days13
      @13days13 3 роки тому +11

      until he disappears for another 3 years with no explanation

    • @miklyk
      @miklyk 3 роки тому +2

      @@13days13 he explained why he didn’t post anymore on his twitter lol

    • @13days13
      @13days13 3 роки тому +4

      @@miklyk i don’t stoop down to using twitter ever so i wouldn’t know. i was also referring to his youtube channel, he said nothing here

    • @andrewmtgx
      @andrewmtgx 3 роки тому

      @@miklyk and why was that

    • @miklyk
      @miklyk 3 роки тому

      @@andrewmtgx go look

  • @efaniel8937
    @efaniel8937 3 роки тому

    Thannk You For coming back we missed you

  • @jacobmartinez5673
    @jacobmartinez5673 3 роки тому

    i have been waiting for this forever

  • @eqdie
    @eqdie 3 роки тому +43

    dont sleep on foths, new mixtape droppin soon

  • @hasleno1376
    @hasleno1376 3 роки тому +78

    install cameras behind your opponents screens so you know where they are at all times

  • @dewey69
    @dewey69 3 роки тому +4

    3 years of waiting... now this is an epic gamer moment

  • @Plus045
    @Plus045 3 роки тому

    Holy shit you were a legend mate so many memes from you man its great you are back

  • @ngonofnhood987
    @ngonofnhood987 3 роки тому +199

    We’ll know if its the real one if he takes another 3 years to upload

  • @NaughtyKlaus
    @NaughtyKlaus 3 роки тому +165

    No wonder my computer is so crap. It’s because I don’t like candy corn.

  • @ReignHard
    @ReignHard 3 роки тому +1

    I'm glad you're back

  • @lesquiggle
    @lesquiggle 3 роки тому +5

    i was watching this man when i was 12 and was addicted to csgo, now i'm in college and just appreciating his willingness to entertain us after all these years.

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve  3 роки тому +5

      woah. its been a while

    • @lesquiggle
      @lesquiggle 3 роки тому +2

      @@shottysteve yoo holy shit ive been watching since fnatic teaches how to play counterstrike man. thank you for the videos you're a big part of my pre teen memories now

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 3 роки тому

      Exactly the same . Dude are you sure we're not the same person?

    • @lesquiggle
      @lesquiggle 3 роки тому

      @@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 we are

  • @matherqw6890
    @matherqw6890 3 роки тому +61

    The man has wind chimes indoors.

    • @dillont8750
      @dillont8750 3 роки тому +2

      and a bowling ball, car, fireworks, etc...

  • @samalombro5344
    @samalombro5344 3 роки тому +47

    "It's been a bit"
    - shottysteve (3 years after his last video)

  • @goodolmovie
    @goodolmovie 3 роки тому

    glad to see you back man

  • @fletcherseaman9808
    @fletcherseaman9808 3 роки тому

    God bless this man 2021 has started off good

  • @bluze2782
    @bluze2782 3 роки тому +42

    2021 IS ALREADY OFF TO A GREAT START!!! WE GOT A NEW SHOTTYSTEVE VIDEO!!

  • @shaviorharuki
    @shaviorharuki 3 роки тому +49

    "Steve, can you catch me? I don't wanna die from fall damage."
    Steve: *You can fake how many times you want*

  • @captainturtle8513
    @captainturtle8513 3 роки тому +3

    HES BACK AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MY LIFE CAN TAKE A TURN NOW THANK YOU MR SHOTTY STEVE

  • @kevinkempt
    @kevinkempt 3 роки тому

    ive rewatched this video so many times

  • @palmerliftem
    @palmerliftem 3 роки тому +84

    Can't believe he is back.
    Valve better send him another survey.

  • @toecurlersupreme
    @toecurlersupreme 3 роки тому +18

    i knew staying subbed for over 3 years without any uploads would yield the most delectable of fruit

  • @seanthetree123
    @seanthetree123 3 роки тому +11

    He came back when the world needed him the most

  • @after.eclipse1333
    @after.eclipse1333 3 роки тому +1

    This is a good way to start off the year

  • @cheesecake8620
    @cheesecake8620 3 роки тому +80

    Oh shit he is alive I thought mercury caught up to him

  • @catdvwn
    @catdvwn 3 роки тому +17

    Steve, it's been 3 fucking years, welcome back my friend.

  • @chasefleshman5377
    @chasefleshman5377 3 роки тому

    SHOTTY"S BACK IVE WAITED A WHOLE CS:GO MATCH FOR THIS!!!!

  • @Gnomechild
    @Gnomechild 3 роки тому +1

    Holy shit he is back ! Btw well edited video

  • @imfatloser1958
    @imfatloser1958 3 роки тому +147

    This is a fucking masterpiece tbh, haven’t seen anything like this since picking out keyboards.

  • @YUM0N
    @YUM0N 3 роки тому +56

    What a fucking wild ride.
    Anyways I'm Global Elite now thanks.

  • @gerardo49078
    @gerardo49078 3 роки тому +3

    "yo wtf ur inventory is trash" LMAO! Haven't laughed like this in a while. This guy makes the funniest videos

  • @natethenuke782
    @natethenuke782 3 роки тому

    Your back and better than ever

  • @the1000thone
    @the1000thone 3 роки тому +35

    oh shit he's finally out of valve's dungeon.

  • @kyuubi_0261
    @kyuubi_0261 3 роки тому +62

    He finally Remembered his UA-cam password

    • @pyneapple7173
      @pyneapple7173 3 роки тому

      cant believe he forgot it in the first place, lol

    • @essn6807
      @essn6807 3 роки тому

      @@pyneapple7173 he didnt rlly forget it..

    • @pyneapple7173
      @pyneapple7173 3 роки тому

      @@essn6807 i know, bro... the joke flew over your head....

    • @essn6807
      @essn6807 3 роки тому

      @@pyneapple7173 you didnt really make it clear that it was a joke, so i had no idea

    • @pyneapple7173
      @pyneapple7173 3 роки тому

      @@essn6807 oh, people who don't know the password joke..

  • @Calibarnn
    @Calibarnn 3 роки тому

    Brooo your editing and humour is what the csgo community needs

  • @carlospastorsempere4433
    @carlospastorsempere4433 3 роки тому +1

    such a legend, never forgotten.

  • @ILOVEDINOSAURSALOT
    @ILOVEDINOSAURSALOT 3 роки тому +18

    If this is an omen for the rest of the year than this will be a blessed year

  • @whosehumanity7725
    @whosehumanity7725 3 роки тому +16

    Man has been gone for an eternity and comes back casually, shottysteve-1, dad-0

  • @mrsimble1619
    @mrsimble1619 3 роки тому

    This going to be the best year ever

  • @alexanderm6697
    @alexanderm6697 3 роки тому +3

    Why do i watch a csgo video that reminds me of shottysteve, then go to his channel, then see he uploaded. What a miracle

  • @Eboness
    @Eboness 3 роки тому +6

    wind chimes in his house is the funniest thing to me and idk why

  • @Vic2thurl
    @Vic2thurl 3 роки тому

    AYO THE LEGEND IS BACK BOYE

  • @kgduder1231
    @kgduder1231 3 роки тому

    Jesus finally I was waiting

  • @deltaid1439
    @deltaid1439 3 роки тому +37

    "hey guys it's been a bit"
    *literally 3 years*

    • @frhn707
      @frhn707 3 роки тому +1

      Weed card

  • @smileyBS
    @smileyBS 3 роки тому +6

    This is exactly what I've been waiting for

  • @__Robin_______8765
    @__Robin_______8765 2 роки тому

    Thank you for the quality content, Steven.

  • @mattzxo
    @mattzxo 3 роки тому +1

    YOURE BACK YESSS

  • @opiateconnoisseur5955
    @opiateconnoisseur5955 3 роки тому +10

    I bet Zuhn won't comment on this video saying "I watched this"

  • @criss3p425
    @criss3p425 3 роки тому +13

    “It’s been a bit”

  • @Koberstein
    @Koberstein 3 роки тому +1

    The King as Return

  • @badfurniture9268
    @badfurniture9268 3 роки тому

    hello idk you but funny vid and thanks for coming back after 3 years

  • @jamesdeblois8115
    @jamesdeblois8115 3 роки тому +24

    when the whole world needed him, he came back.

  • @mat3us2
    @mat3us2 3 роки тому +29

    the king is back

  • @Saiavovski
    @Saiavovski 3 роки тому

    2021 is good now you are back...

  • @davinator_peepo2102
    @davinator_peepo2102 3 роки тому +13

    I didn't even have to check how long he was gone. The fact that this video is 30fps means ATLEAST 3 years

  • @somefox6557
    @somefox6557 3 роки тому +18

    Oh good you're back, I thought you got kicked for inactivity

  • @Terminally_Radical
    @Terminally_Radical 3 роки тому +12

    "I'm you"
    "That's a stupid name"

  • @pontuswestberg138
    @pontuswestberg138 3 роки тому +1

    THE LEGEND IS BACK!

  • @ryad8221
    @ryad8221 3 роки тому

    this is one of the most entertaining youtube videos I've seen my hole life

  • @andrewmtgx
    @andrewmtgx 3 роки тому +36

    YOU'RE ACTUALLY BACK AFTER I CHECKED YOUR TWITTER AND THERE WAS THAT FURRY YOU WERE TROLLING

    • @gl00merz
      @gl00merz 3 роки тому

      what

    • @andrewmtgx
      @andrewmtgx 3 роки тому

      @@gl00merz i got recomened a vid from him like 3 days ago and checked out his twitter and he was trolling this furry