Guide to Global: Picking the Right Keyboard

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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2017
  • Shottysteve figures out which keyboard is the BEST for counterstrike.
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  • @shottysteve
    @shottysteve  7 років тому +31754

    btw www.fulltilticecream.com/
    these guys are awesome. also good ice cream.

    • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
      @JimNortonsAlcoholism 7 років тому +2746

      I will hold them up

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve  7 років тому +3820

      don't

    • @dvsaleios
      @dvsaleios 7 років тому +2762

      Perhaps they mean to a higher standard.

    • @Janseli24
      @Janseli24 7 років тому +743

      tattooed girl looks so cool, does she has a steam account lol

    • @chromemax9653
      @chromemax9653 7 років тому +1025

      Janseli24 u just thirsty bro

  • @shortesttree3159
    @shortesttree3159 4 роки тому +8280

    This man literally went into an ice cream shop, and asked the employees if he could point a gun at them for a video

  • @OPJuiceBox
    @OPJuiceBox 4 роки тому +11740

    This video has haunted my recommendation for 2 years

  • @Nacalal
    @Nacalal 3 роки тому +11439

    *Rubbing mercury with his hands*
    Gee, wonder why he's not uploaded in 3 years

    • @ryanwaldman9781
      @ryanwaldman9781 3 роки тому +536

      probably gallium

    • @ChristAcolyte
      @ChristAcolyte 3 роки тому +323

      It's not going to magically seep through his skin and enter his blood stream. Problems arise if you ingest it or inhale the vapors.

    • @bukoffking
      @bukoffking 3 роки тому +48

      R/whooooooosh

    • @imran2_213
      @imran2_213 3 роки тому +695

      @@ChristAcolyte do your research.. Mercury can be absorbed through your skin but slowly

    • @equisnrolly
      @equisnrolly 3 роки тому +13

      He ight

  • @OfirWasHere
    @OfirWasHere 3 роки тому +3737

    I did the same robbery, they gave me money instead of fixing my keyboard

  • @tekniik
    @tekniik 7 років тому +1207

    Holy shit he actually pulled a gun on them IM FUCKING DEAD

    • @tekniik
      @tekniik 7 років тому +187

      I know its fake but still.

    • @kaspartein6021
      @kaspartein6021 7 років тому +25

      Tekniik dafuq you mean its fake, it's staged

    • @AbirMojumder
      @AbirMojumder 7 років тому +3

      why would he get in trouble if people are cool with it?

    • @tekniik
      @tekniik 7 років тому +2

      Kaspar Tein no the gun is fake

    • @orgins_archin4237
      @orgins_archin4237 7 років тому +25

      "dafuq you mean its fake,its staged"
      Same meaning dumbass. Lmao

  • @DirtyDan1173
    @DirtyDan1173 4 роки тому +3367

    It’s like a tradition to watch this like 2-4 times a year

    • @seansliger1
      @seansliger1 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah man this and the burrito dog

    • @darkcrow8187
      @darkcrow8187 3 роки тому +5

      I watch this at least a couple times a month

    • @xxdeadoutxx761
      @xxdeadoutxx761 3 роки тому +5

      I some how watch it like every month

    • @f4b860
      @f4b860 3 роки тому

      yep

    • @Vxovity
      @Vxovity 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr

  • @JJ-zr1wf
    @JJ-zr1wf 3 роки тому +1223

    This guy: Adds mercury
    **Cyberpunk intensifies**

    • @johnnyblaze7792
      @johnnyblaze7792 3 роки тому +1

      What’s the song callled?

    • @sooprim
      @sooprim 3 роки тому

      @@johnnyblaze7792 mike simonetti - the magician

    • @kazoohashrew
      @kazoohashrew 3 роки тому

      I ruined ur 699 likes

    • @gamerkemder9001
      @gamerkemder9001 2 роки тому

      I think its probably galium but i wouldnt put it past this guy to touch mercury lol

  • @CallyWasHereOfficial
    @CallyWasHereOfficial 3 роки тому +2790

    “I’m playing on a keyboard”
    Teammates: “uh...ok?”
    No... a keyboard
    **proceeds to play chopsticks while bhopping**

  • @HypnoticMars
    @HypnoticMars 4 роки тому +7550

    I have watched this 10 times why is this still recommend to me

  • @ritz1515
    @ritz1515 4 роки тому +12089

    “Hey can you fix this for me”
    “No”
    So anyway i started blasting

  • @justakid8904
    @justakid8904 3 роки тому +253

    This man literally had a chance of getting Mercury poisoning for a bit.

    • @spidey3225
      @spidey3225 3 роки тому +16

      lmao gallium

    • @therealxchan
      @therealxchan 3 роки тому +6

      just ignore the fucking gun on the plane

    • @kenesys8713
      @kenesys8713 2 роки тому +14

      Gallium. You can tell by the filmy substance on the surface before he rubs it

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 роки тому +1

      Also jusy rubbing mervury on your hands is not that bad. In that case its the vapor that can fuck you up if its not aerated properly

  • @Demospammer9987
    @Demospammer9987 3 роки тому +586

    "This keyboard is mechanical. You know what that means? Pink socks."

    • @Leminies
      @Leminies 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaoo

    • @matthewthomas7727
      @matthewthomas7727 3 роки тому +9

      "Big socks". As in "you know what they say about guys with big feet... big socks."

    • @Demospammer9987
      @Demospammer9987 3 роки тому +9

      @@matthewthomas7727 >not wearing programming socks

    • @astral9022
      @astral9022 3 роки тому +1

      what’s the joke?

    • @Leminies
      @Leminies 3 роки тому +17

      @@astral9022 femboy

  • @Rodnle
    @Rodnle 7 років тому +30234

    i'm starting to think this guide to global is trolling

  • @imjustariceguy
    @imjustariceguy 5 років тому +3495

    “I guess you could say I uh.. lost ctrl there huh?”
    *Slow claps*

  • @MyShortsAreWet_
    @MyShortsAreWet_ 3 роки тому +52

    Imagine if the gun part was real and no one realized.

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 3 роки тому +29

    Rubbing mercury with his hand, pointing a gun at ice scream shop employees. Last uploaded: 4 years ago

  • @lakesalpal3553
    @lakesalpal3553 4 роки тому +3672

    Steve: *pulls out gun*
    one girl: 😱
    the other girl: 😬

    • @TheBestKenny
      @TheBestKenny 4 роки тому +4

      lakeluvsyou for real 😂

    • @ignacioduplan8422
      @ignacioduplan8422 4 роки тому +48

      @@ow3n_304 she looks like a feminist lesbian

    • @ayexxx
      @ayexxx 4 роки тому +128

      @@ignacioduplan8422 what the fuck are you saying?

    • @pyroknighthayes9486
      @pyroknighthayes9486 4 роки тому +8

      That escalated

    • @KanekiKen-fc3qo
      @KanekiKen-fc3qo 4 роки тому +30

      @Elijah Schmitt Nothing wrong with being a feminist but there's no reason to be a feminist in America or most European countries, we're about as equal as it gets and women have a lot of benefits that men don't have.

  • @paullee271
    @paullee271 4 роки тому +2883

    Nobody:
    Shottysteve: So just whip out the mercury...

    • @hallospaceboy5
      @hallospaceboy5 4 роки тому +28

      It’s gallium...

    • @alvaromarjalizo5904
      @alvaromarjalizo5904 4 роки тому +10

      @Elite its gallium, mercury would just make droplets instead of those little "lakes"

    • @alvaromarjalizo5904
      @alvaromarjalizo5904 4 роки тому +10

      @Elite r/woooosh on me

    • @Spencii1
      @Spencii1 4 роки тому +1

      @GXGDo you know it's bad for you to touch mercury with your bare skin

    • @slilooh
      @slilooh 4 роки тому +3

      he’s quoting shottysteve tho

  • @retoroboyz8092
    @retoroboyz8092 3 роки тому +208

    He sounds like hes gonna say.
    "HEY THIS IS YOUR DAILY DOSE OF INTERNET"

  • @JuhoSprite
    @JuhoSprite 3 роки тому +5

    I love this video, it's getting recommended to me ever, year, I'm watching it again and again and I can't have enough of it. I want more of this channel but he uploads so rarely

  • @brohs5359
    @brohs5359 5 років тому +3215

    He is from *How To Basic* but with the voice
    Edit: lol thanks now I am global smurf

    • @MagpieDynamics
      @MagpieDynamics 5 років тому +57

      Howtobasic has a voice.
      A creepy Gollum voice that only grunts and screams, but a voice all the same.

    • @charliewoodall7159
      @charliewoodall7159 5 років тому +1

      dolan dark is howtobasic

    • @zsamuel
      @zsamuel 5 років тому +2

      @@charliewoodall7159 Hey Jerry, Its me, helen, give me blue cuz us betches luv blu or i wont let you smash and smash ben.

    • @razorclarencecallahan950
      @razorclarencecallahan950 5 років тому +2

      @@zsamuel wtf you saying you roblox n00b.

    • @zsamuel
      @zsamuel 5 років тому

      @@razorclarencecallahan950 Wrf are you saying. his name is from a lemme smash meme

  • @amalgamatenull5167
    @amalgamatenull5167 3 роки тому +3407

    Y’all talking about the gun but it’s the mercury for me. This guy mad.

    • @nylotical
      @nylotical 3 роки тому +196

      It was actually gallium

    • @amalgamatenull5167
      @amalgamatenull5167 3 роки тому +141

      @@nylotical oh that’s a relief. I like gallium. That’s stuffs cool.

    • @traitorous5626
      @traitorous5626 3 роки тому +58

      Mercury is safe to touch as long as it doesn't get into a cut or anything

    • @traitorous5626
      @traitorous5626 3 роки тому +17

      @@nylotical That looked more like mercury than gallium to me

    • @yourboi1842
      @yourboi1842 3 роки тому +64

      Mercury toxicity is exaggerated the metal can be eaten with only the vapors coming up from your stomach to lungs being absorbed. Many non metallic mercury compounds/salts are extremely deadly though since they can be more readily absorbed into the body, the metal itself though is harmless if treated with relative caution plus some good ventilation to dissipate the vapors.

  • @Drunken_Moth
    @Drunken_Moth 3 роки тому +408

    Hes, hes dead right? Like that was mercury and he hasn’t uploaded in 3 years...

    • @robopilot8033
      @robopilot8033 3 роки тому +19

      Nah he's still active on twitter

    • @captainamericak
      @captainamericak 3 роки тому

      @@robopilot8033 really

    • @robopilot8033
      @robopilot8033 3 роки тому +4

      @@captainamericak Yep he still active on twitter

    • @pancake654
      @pancake654 3 роки тому

      @@robopilot8033 what his @??

    • @robopilot8033
      @robopilot8033 3 роки тому +1

      @@pancake654 Same as his youtube name

  • @SacramentSacred
    @SacramentSacred 3 роки тому +47

    My man went sicko mode on those girls to get good ice cream lucky dude

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 3 роки тому

      why are you capitalising your words like that

    • @SacramentSacred
      @SacramentSacred 3 роки тому

      @@Inkypencil22 yea this was back ago i just liked doing that

    • @SacramentSacred
      @SacramentSacred 3 роки тому

      @@Inkypencil22 ill edit it though because it looks annoying

  • @amar_isfitted4423
    @amar_isfitted4423 4 роки тому +4560

    This guy just touched mercury with his bare hands
    *WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD LAD*

    • @simonsorhaug4253
      @simonsorhaug4253 4 роки тому +297

      Guacamole Jones i really hope it’s gallium.

    • @lloyddavies5734
      @lloyddavies5734 4 роки тому +234

      I’m sorry to tell you this but mercury is green and that is gallium

    • @ssirsalt
      @ssirsalt 4 роки тому +79

      @omegagon did you just say mercury isn't absorbed by your skin?

    • @sarthakgambhir3140
      @sarthakgambhir3140 4 роки тому +17

      @@ssirsalt IKR , lmao

    • @ssirsalt
      @ssirsalt 4 роки тому +91

      @omegagon it literally kills the neurons in your brain. A scientist in a lab had a regressing brain because two drops of Mercury landed on her glove. You will never find mercury in its pure elemental form, unless scientists create a very expensive, difficult to maintain, but controlled environment for it. If you wash your hands instantly after it makes contact with your skin then you're right, but other than that, you should probably shit yourself if you touched it.

  • @Compared54
    @Compared54 4 роки тому +2386

    “Pulls out gun”
    CAN YOU FIX THIS FOR ME

  • @mrcolddrink2763
    @mrcolddrink2763 3 роки тому +16

    3:03 I expected the keyboard to have blood splatters on it

  • @adelanaofficial
    @adelanaofficial 3 роки тому +190

    Who else has seen the "shot on an Iphone" meme of this video 😂
    2:54

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 роки тому +8

      Wat
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @K4DUs
      @K4DUs 3 роки тому

      That's why I entered the video

    • @sinchan56
      @sinchan56 3 роки тому +1

      Me

    • @k1Llas
      @k1Llas 3 роки тому +1

      I saw this way before the meme started.

    • @starps_
      @starps_ 3 роки тому

      @@rempuia69 fuck you

  • @suzannafreund5745
    @suzannafreund5745 5 років тому +4697

    "Hey I'm doing a skit for a UA-cam video can you be chill when I pull a gun on you for not fixing my keyboard"

    • @quadchub3116
      @quadchub3116 5 років тому +44

      Dude everyones not retarted try to be funny and original

    • @MrX-pi5hv
      @MrX-pi5hv 5 років тому +266

      @@quadchub3116 chill bro why you mad

    • @IDontKnow-xc3tt
      @IDontKnow-xc3tt 5 років тому +71

      @@quadchub3116 r/wooosh

    • @austinsoto145
      @austinsoto145 5 років тому +16

      quad chub cuz he got quad chubs

    • @Nate-pq4qg
      @Nate-pq4qg 5 років тому +13

      quad chub are you sure about that buddy...

  • @Emilyzas
    @Emilyzas 5 років тому +2393

    I think the ice cream shop robbery is most effective

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 5 років тому +41

      Bain: We are hitting a juicy score today, the Full Tilt Ice Cream shop has a lot of cash stored and soon being invested to avoid taxes. What you got to do is drill the Vault Door they have installed and secure the loot to our escape driver. Good luck and remember, don't bring on the heat too early.

    • @kingbakudan
      @kingbakudan 5 років тому +1

      @@artyom2801 you made my day

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 5 років тому +3

      @@kingbakudan Bain: HEADS UP, THEY ARE SENDING A BULLDOZER.

    • @hoyeunglee2009
      @hoyeunglee2009 5 років тому +5

      @@artyom2801 bain: guys, the thermal drill, go get it.

    • @artyom2801
      @artyom2801 5 років тому +1

      @@hoyeunglee2009 guys the bomb, go get it.

  • @whydragonswhy314
    @whydragonswhy314 3 роки тому +3

    I still get this in my recommend after 3 years, and it's always when I'm feeling down, huh, perfect timing, thank you

  • @zachmacncheese
    @zachmacncheese 3 роки тому +2

    The sense of humor is so dry but so fresh at the same time. Also the editing is epic. Love the vid

  • @coongang624
    @coongang624 5 років тому +5319

    Ok this has been on my recomended for a while now... You win youtube

    • @flexsealm1a2sepv3
      @flexsealm1a2sepv3 5 років тому +20

      This been on my recommendation for 2 yrs

    • @BearerOfDreams
      @BearerOfDreams 5 років тому +3

      4th time in my recommendations list

    • @birubu
      @birubu 5 років тому +2

      This is the fifth time in 3 months for me

    • @jordentabor3093
      @jordentabor3093 5 років тому +1

      Me too and i did not clicked it for a long time

    • @vishawnjarvismaximoff3355
      @vishawnjarvismaximoff3355 5 років тому +3

      Yeap i just decided to just watch it and get over it

  • @shottysteve
    @shottysteve  7 років тому +4933

    next time i pick the left keyboard

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve  7 років тому +78

      get it

    • @Frankondor
      @Frankondor 7 років тому +2

      k

    • @koorok1
      @koorok1 7 років тому +1

      What was that black and white keyboard you had called?

    • @bopeepvettn
      @bopeepvettn 7 років тому +8

      you're going to call me dumb but i thought this video was real until 4:41 when you see the asian guy

    • @lovepotatoesandbeans6000
      @lovepotatoesandbeans6000 7 років тому +1

      i was going to make that one fuck

  • @aluminumstar7111
    @aluminumstar7111 3 роки тому +15

    I’m a little scared those people at the ice cream shop were not his friends and actually robbed the ice cream shop

  • @coltonmaas
    @coltonmaas 3 роки тому +8

    1:26 the mad lad actually plugged it in

  • @baulemsk3235
    @baulemsk3235 4 роки тому +976

    UA-cam Recomended This Again. The memories started to flow

    • @Lzad
      @Lzad 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah watched it 3 times already

    • @dvnnes8712
      @dvnnes8712 4 роки тому +1

      What happened to this UA-camr

    • @jotarokujo2171
      @jotarokujo2171 4 роки тому

      DerpyDerp14 Megumin best girl

    • @RobotZapper
      @RobotZapper 4 роки тому +2

      @@dvnnes8712 He plays Minecraft now, look up shottyshorts on youtube

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 4 роки тому

      @@RobotZapper didn't fim

  • @pyrrhocratic
    @pyrrhocratic 7 років тому +206

    Instructions unclear... keyboard works

  • @idonthaveaname8273
    @idonthaveaname8273 3 роки тому +12

    This is a certified UA-cam classic

  • @5CylMedia
    @5CylMedia 3 роки тому +5

    i feel like the amount of dedication these videos take makes it seem like its real

    • @5CylMedia
      @5CylMedia 3 роки тому

      it seems too real to be fake

  • @bigmac5051
    @bigmac5051 7 років тому +1235

    your like a softcore version of howtobasic

    • @DrSplarf
      @DrSplarf 7 років тому

      ayy lmao true

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 7 років тому +26

      ayy lmao "softcore"
      he just shoved his hand on mercury and pointed a gun at two employees

    • @elijahvilla5655
      @elijahvilla5655 7 років тому +1

      Loli Ravioli have you seen howtobasic?

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 7 років тому +3

      yes,i have
      he screams a lot
      and sometimes breaks things

    • @TZ_1035
      @TZ_1035 7 років тому +2

      Loli Raviolli Breaks things sometimes?!? I don't think u have watched howtobasic... because if you have, this will surely be softcore for you.

  • @Q10gaming
    @Q10gaming 4 роки тому +757

    “Well it should be a gun shop cuz i gotta gun”
    *Logic 100*

    • @frhn707
      @frhn707 3 роки тому +1

      Weed card

    • @guy0111
      @guy0111 3 роки тому +1

      More like Logitech 100

  • @kryyoz
    @kryyoz 3 роки тому +6

    4 years now. For 4 years has this video haunted my recommendations.

  • @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato
    @Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato 2 роки тому

    This video has been recommended multiple times to me through the years

  • @flamingnoodles1084
    @flamingnoodles1084 5 років тому +906

    I tried this meta to get ice cream with a keyboard and now I’m 20 years in jail

    • @spacelol6444
      @spacelol6444 5 років тому +21

      Did you try turning it off and on again?

    • @LightningMaster-cp5ue
      @LightningMaster-cp5ue 5 років тому +1

      I saw The noodle on fire on a different comment section💀

    • @jesusruiz306
      @jesusruiz306 5 років тому

      At least they let you keep your pc. Im here to,but only have my phone doe.

    • @JayTraversJT
      @JayTraversJT 5 років тому

      U offend before? how’d you get 20 years.

    • @adrianv1811
      @adrianv1811 5 років тому

      Shit... They patched it already?

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 4 роки тому +4054

    The girls seemed a bit aroused when you pulled the gun up...

    • @kitcode7893
      @kitcode7893 4 роки тому +506

      Yeah no shit, pretty sure everyone would be

    • @laurent2926
      @laurent2926 4 роки тому +25

      XD

    • @peejeep7125
      @peejeep7125 4 роки тому +122

      Wow! You want me to pull the trigger?

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 роки тому +438

      @@kitcode7893 either you dont know what aroused means or you are a fucking comedic genius and i love this shit

    • @merkt2722
      @merkt2722 4 роки тому +14

      @@Rex-golf_player810 ok boomer

  • @Nooderu
    @Nooderu 2 роки тому +5

    “Hey guys i just got this old keyboard and its the bomb”
    The entire airport probably looked down on him

  • @christianthew8979
    @christianthew8979 3 роки тому

    2021 and this is still my favorite video see you in 4 years

  • @user-de7ne3ql9k
    @user-de7ne3ql9k 5 років тому +651

    Plot twist.This was actually an icecream shop promotion video

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 5 років тому +7

      The ice cream shop was promoting that you can rob them?

    • @SG239
      @SG239 5 років тому +6

      @@hugoguh1 yes

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 5 років тому

      @@SG239 noice

    • @seargentbeast8472
      @seargentbeast8472 5 років тому

      Glock twist. he fixed the keyboard with the ice cream

  • @bobrichardson9525
    @bobrichardson9525 7 років тому +1036

    *Breaking news: UA-cam Sensation "shottysteve" fires off some shots in ice cream store*
    *Hijacked an icecream van too, claiming it was a transformer that could repair his keyboard.*

    • @tobbexbg4096
      @tobbexbg4096 7 років тому +22

      Bob Richardson -reported by wall street journal

    • @currentteeth4078
      @currentteeth4078 7 років тому +17

      TobbexBG Stolen by BuzzFeed

    • @jordanrichardson5715
      @jordanrichardson5715 7 років тому +2

      lol ur not kin to me

    • @edgegod4223
      @edgegod4223 7 років тому +11

      Bob Richardson This is fake the news is going to blame CS:GO for being violent

    • @nameisdan6877
      @nameisdan6877 7 років тому +2

      Bob Richardson

  • @LOXKICKS
    @LOXKICKS 2 роки тому +2

    This video is one of the best vids ever made idk y I always think of this but its so good its like ancient history

  • @HoloScope
    @HoloScope 3 роки тому +3

    I've ignored this video on my recommended for over 4 years, I'm finally watching it, screw you youtube algorithm

    • @vxp444
      @vxp444 3 роки тому

      2 days ago!? Most of the comments here are like 5 months old Lmao

  • @tytanty8628
    @tytanty8628 5 років тому +3151

    3:00 top ten UA-camrs arrested while recording!

    • @KazumaSatouReal
      @KazumaSatouReal 5 років тому +28

      I love this one

    • @YoungBasedChefBeezy
      @YoungBasedChefBeezy 5 років тому +24

      He deserves to get his ass beat for that

    • @Satu428
      @Satu428 5 років тому +66

      @@YoungBasedChefBeezy look at the right girl... totally not staged. Hilarious anyway though :D

    • @ggomlet6519
      @ggomlet6519 5 років тому +61

      @@YoungBasedChefBeezy it was staged dumbass

    • @d_rell13
      @d_rell13 5 років тому +2

      gamer gob omlet Send Proof.

  • @vergilsmotivation5126
    @vergilsmotivation5126 3 роки тому +1580

    Dude straight up touched Mercury. I can tell that he definitely went insane and went to an ice cream shop and asked the employees to fix a keyboard and rob them for ice cream

    • @ayyteen
      @ayyteen 3 роки тому +143

      It was probably Gallium, since it looks very similar and isn’t lethal to touch.

    • @vergilsmotivation5126
      @vergilsmotivation5126 3 роки тому +48

      @@ayyteen maybe. This video is really strange so I wouldn’t be surprised

    • @Halal_Gaming
      @Halal_Gaming 3 роки тому +15

      Gallium definitely

    • @noizsegat1924
      @noizsegat1924 3 роки тому +32

      Liquid mercury is pretty safe to touch. You should wash your hands afterwards though.

    • @vergilsmotivation5126
      @vergilsmotivation5126 3 роки тому +16

      @@noizsegat1924 yeah he probably didn’t just because he already went insane

  • @LeSinappi
    @LeSinappi 3 роки тому +64

    3:29 i'll be fucking playing mozart when cluching the whole match of cs:go

    • @kenesys8713
      @kenesys8713 2 роки тому +4

      Ive seen you play, you couldnt clutch a match playing normally

    • @unlikelybread5411
      @unlikelybread5411 2 роки тому +1

      @@kenesys8713 Damn bro, you didnt have to do him like that

  • @scruber64_
    @scruber64_ 2 роки тому +2

    "Okay so, after delievering that lines, I'm gonna pull a gun out. Don't worry, it's only an airsoft. And then you need to act surprised."
    "....What?"

  • @gayjemma
    @gayjemma 7 років тому +841

    actually the most under rated youtuber i've ever seen, keep it up

  • @Hexanity
    @Hexanity 4 роки тому +3311

    “Hey can you guys fix this for me?”
    “Uhhh.. this is an ice cream shop.”
    turns to a U.S school*

  • @mokongthe3856
    @mokongthe3856 2 роки тому +7

    steve is actually pretty good with piano, very surprising for a dude who does a bunch of insane stuff.

  • @owengarymongroo6486
    @owengarymongroo6486 3 роки тому +11

    Google: take it to a professional so it can be fixed.
    Bing:

  • @nicholash1733
    @nicholash1733 7 років тому +274

    I died when you said"I guess I lost my ctrl"

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve  7 років тому +98

      fun fact: that joke was based on a true story.
      one time, i brought that exact keyboard to the airport. as i was boarding my flight, a guy walked past me and said "you left a key on the chair". i got back and sure enough, a keycap was left on the chair i was sitting at. it was, as you could probably guess, the control key. i said out loud "i guess i... lost control of the situation..." but nobody was there to laugh, and everyone was just looking at me weird for having a keyboard in an airport.
      the end

    • @NK-xd4fu
      @NK-xd4fu 7 років тому +3

      Beautiful.

    • @oshitwaddup4956
      @oshitwaddup4956 7 років тому +1

      shottysteve best story ever

  • @imhassan9119
    @imhassan9119 7 років тому +1885

    that ice cream scene xd

  • @d3Nk
    @d3Nk 2 роки тому +1

    One of the handful of absolutely legendary and timeless Counter Strike videos.

  • @morse6825
    @morse6825 3 роки тому

    This video just never goes away it's been three years

  • @Swifto_Sweeper
    @Swifto_Sweeper 4 роки тому +5147

    “Hey can you guys fix this for me?”
    “Uhhh.. this is a ice cream shop.”
    *Pulls out gun*
    *In same normal tone and voice*
    “Hey can you guys fix this for me?”

  • @Reedster49
    @Reedster49 7 років тому +545

    You pulled a fake gun on an ice cream shop? Wtf is wrong with you?

    • @N4orEditor
      @N4orEditor 7 років тому +13

      that was the best thing ive ever seen

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 7 років тому +8

      lol watch till the end it was obvi staged

    • @HomelessPank
      @HomelessPank 7 років тому +2

      is it even fake?

    • @zpajdapewgh7024
      @zpajdapewgh7024 7 років тому +4

      Homeless Canadian Idk if you're ironic, but it's a glock replica from CSGO B)

    • @HomelessPank
      @HomelessPank 7 років тому +65

      zpajdapewgh you know Glocks are actual guns right?

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 роки тому

    I found this channel just as he came back. Perfect timing

  • @uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347
    @uncomfortablyoversizedbrea6347 3 роки тому +1

    This is my obscure comfort youtube video

  • @phantomofYT
    @phantomofYT 5 років тому +708

    Wtf was that reaction from the girl on the right😂😂 she’s there like “ahh 7th time today”

    • @sh4dow312
      @sh4dow312 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah she was like ah shit here we go again

  • @awesomestuff7825
    @awesomestuff7825 5 років тому +962

    Can you fix this for me?
    This is a Ice cream shop
    *Pulls out gun*
    Hey, can you fix this for me, oh, and a scope of chocolate?

    • @dl6704
      @dl6704 5 років тому +13

      scalpe

    • @spacecat7558
      @spacecat7558 5 років тому +5

      poocS

    • @avibrar2000
      @avibrar2000 5 років тому +31

      That's dope, you also saw the video eh?

    • @dl6704
      @dl6704 5 років тому

      Avi Brar not me

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 років тому +1

      @Glitched Gargoyle 360 no scoop

  • @itsDavoBro
    @itsDavoBro 3 роки тому +24

    Comments: “Mercury is deadly, guns get ice cream, recommended algorithm.”
    Me: “Ha he’s wearing a kilt.”

  • @EricLy317
    @EricLy317 3 роки тому

    FINALY AFTER 2 YEARS ITS BACK ON MY RECOMMENDATION!

  • @aydict
    @aydict 6 років тому +1926

    I was totally expecting an actual guide to buying keyboards. Plus you actually convinced me that you actually somehow connected the synthesizer to play csgo. This is the first time that I feel happy and dumb at the same time

    • @RonnieBondayy
      @RonnieBondayy 6 років тому +54

      'Totally convinced'
      *thumbnail is literally a guy taking an ice cream shop hostage with a gun*

    • @atakalin7482
      @atakalin7482 6 років тому +12

      Aayush Dua you can connect a midi keyboard like that

    • @prototypeinheritance515
      @prototypeinheritance515 6 років тому +2

      Its not a Synth

    • @qwufy5808
      @qwufy5808 6 років тому +1

      Im your 900th like

    • @LieManTV
      @LieManTV 6 років тому

      Aayush Dua i

  • @zedith1702
    @zedith1702 7 років тому +893

    you a meme now btw, you're showing up on i funny

    • @aliarsenic2668
      @aliarsenic2668 7 років тому +6

      One of my friends got a hold of me because they found it on Memes "R" Us.

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve  7 років тому +20

      woah. is this the real ali arsenic?

    • @aliarsenic2668
      @aliarsenic2668 7 років тому +7

      Duh!

    • @shottysteve
      @shottysteve  7 років тому +23

      you're a meme now, congrats!

    • @aliarsenic2668
      @aliarsenic2668 7 років тому +8

      Hahaha! Thanks.... but fuck that dude for not giving you credit.

  • @IAmMlner
    @IAmMlner 2 роки тому

    Every part of the video is amazing

  • @culturebreath369
    @culturebreath369 3 роки тому

    I need more of this guys videos.

  • @bakainu3559
    @bakainu3559 5 років тому +1971

    Thanks for the glock and ice cream guide. Now I'm playing csgo with my cellmates

    • @strato8147
      @strato8147 5 років тому +25

      Dont drop the soap

    • @bakainu3559
      @bakainu3559 5 років тому +31

      @@strato8147 _~we never shower~_

    • @strato8147
      @strato8147 5 років тому +4

      @@bakainu3559 o h

    • @b0nefide
      @b0nefide 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @Freshel
      @Freshel 5 років тому +3

      You know he died right?

  • @Thehider-jk1kc
    @Thehider-jk1kc 4 роки тому +722

    2:53 I think this is what you’re after.

  • @raadzz9341
    @raadzz9341 2 роки тому

    This video will forever lurk in my recommended

  • @nxxynx5039
    @nxxynx5039 3 роки тому +35

    People freaking out over the dude playing with mercury have never been in a UK science class, we got to play with that shit once a year and just washed our hands off afterwards. Organic mercury isn't allowed outside a hazard certified lab.

    • @KenhelExcallius
      @KenhelExcallius 2 роки тому +3

      It dosent mean you should touch Mercury since some types of mercury can literally be absorbed through the skin

    • @bitbot9834
      @bitbot9834 2 роки тому

      @@KenhelExcallius emphesis on some

  • @recordist9098
    @recordist9098 7 років тому +211

    For people wondering about him using mercury, mercuries only a health risk when
    A. ingested
    B. enters booodstream
    C. Inhaled in its vaporous form.
    He probably used Gallium anyways (Safe metal that melts at room temperature.)

    • @maxwellritz3156
      @maxwellritz3156 7 років тому

      And the fact that silicone boards can cause micro abrasions, along with the bits of other materials soldered onto the bit he was vigorously rubbing his hand all over

    • @thothunter4316
      @thothunter4316 7 років тому

      Maxwell Ritz but he would need a 200mg dose to kill him. But it relies on his weight, as I do not know how much he weighs.

    • @maxwellritz3156
      @maxwellritz3156 7 років тому +1

      True, I think we can all agree that the most likely way for him to die is pulling a fake gun in an ice cream store, only to be seen by an overzealous concealed carry holder...

    • @thothunter4316
      @thothunter4316 7 років тому

      Maxwell Ritz I have never seen logical people and humerous ones at that in a UA-cam comment section, it's quite appealing

    • @maxwellritz3156
      @maxwellritz3156 7 років тому

      My sentiments exactly :)

  • @frilsonboogers
    @frilsonboogers 4 роки тому +1209

    mans just touched mercury, rip to his nervous system

    • @theeasternspy266
      @theeasternspy266 4 роки тому +174

      It was probably gallium, I hope it was.

    • @Ozzymandias493
      @Ozzymandias493 4 роки тому +64

      @@theeasternspy266 it was gallium, mercury is solid at room temperature.

    • @theeasternspy266
      @theeasternspy266 4 роки тому +160

      @@Ozzymandias493 other way around my dude

    • @blankforever5399
      @blankforever5399 4 роки тому +53

      Ozzymandias Mercury is liquid at room temperature

    • @hyunxzseu
      @hyunxzseu 4 роки тому +27

      Mercury doesnt harm you in small amounts i have touched mercury and im fine.

  • @mr.evilmanners
    @mr.evilmanners 3 роки тому

    2:52
    The moment you picked the gun...
    ...IT WAS HILARIOUS 👌🤣😂

  • @blazingjalapeno9096
    @blazingjalapeno9096 3 роки тому

    The legend as returned

  • @m.jofarhan7484
    @m.jofarhan7484 5 років тому +925

    Nobody :
    This guy : *Play CS:GO with a fckin Piano*

    • @kekememe788
      @kekememe788 5 років тому +15

      Keyboard my dude it isnt piano

    • @xoblitz479
      @xoblitz479 5 років тому +2

      r/woooosh

    • @olivier3742
      @olivier3742 5 років тому +20

      @@xoblitz479 how is it a r/woooosh. In his comment "Keyboard" is reffered to as a electric piano you dipshit

    • @6rbfiremaztar067
      @6rbfiremaztar067 5 років тому +3

      Keke Meme who tf cares

    • @pizzalover158
      @pizzalover158 5 років тому +6

      @@xoblitz479 the only one that got woodshed heer is u

  • @bo.neless
    @bo.neless 5 років тому +509

    2:54
    Replay button....
    Costs nothing

    • @Mario-xw2cq
      @Mario-xw2cq 5 років тому +11

      Ok here's my nothing. *Gives nothing*
      Bye and thank you!

    • @k4mpoeng
      @k4mpoeng 5 років тому +11

      Okay, here goes nothing...

    • @lodii7246
      @lodii7246 5 років тому +7

      Ill give you a like

    • @bo.neless
      @bo.neless 5 років тому +4

      Heya Bois
      That’s so sweet :3

    • @rcsnqwwy4580
      @rcsnqwwy4580 5 років тому +1

      I know you asked for nothing but here’s a free like

  • @beeegman
    @beeegman 3 роки тому

    I hace stopped playing ca go for over a year now and i still regularly watch this every like 6 months

  • @LeonYEET
    @LeonYEET 3 роки тому +2

    even tho I watched this like 4 times, it's been in my recommended for the last 4 years I swear

  • @ianmac312
    @ianmac312 7 років тому +1761

    "This is and ice cream shop." No apparently this is a tattoo parlor

  • @Tyler-fm4ix
    @Tyler-fm4ix 6 років тому +340

    This is what I expect to see in my UA-cam recommendations

  • @cartoonpower0
    @cartoonpower0 3 роки тому +1

    First time this has been in my recommended, clicked it by accident, i do not regret.

  • @Nbgamerguy
    @Nbgamerguy 3 роки тому

    This is the only video I've watched from this person. For the past 3 years that I've seen this video recommended. This has been the only video.

  • @theolliproductions
    @theolliproductions 7 років тому +292

    THE ENDING OMG I NEED FRIENDS

    • @4T4I3M1
      @4T4I3M1 7 років тому

      eMCEE86 wtf

    • @theolliproductions
      @theolliproductions 7 років тому

      INEEDFRIENDSOMG

    • @4T4I3M1
      @4T4I3M1 7 років тому +10

      ***** damn weeb you will never get friends

    • @Hachiae
      @Hachiae 7 років тому +1

      im with you

    • @theolliproductions
      @theolliproductions 7 років тому +2

      Bro i love JDM cars we are like friends already, is that your 86 ? I own a 22b WRX myself.

  • @PhilipJFry-ie6ql
    @PhilipJFry-ie6ql 6 років тому +333

    This would've been even more hilarious if it ended with a swat team breaking into his home

  • @ramona1692
    @ramona1692 3 роки тому

    I have been searching for this for a long time

  • @Crudith
    @Crudith 3 роки тому

    This video always shows up randomly on my recommendations, i always watch it when it does, it still makes me laugh

  • @Triple259772
    @Triple259772 7 років тому +216

    If you search up "can you guys fix this for me" in UA-cam you'll find people that stole your video.

  • @buttermilk1016
    @buttermilk1016 5 років тому +274

    I watched so many memes about this now I found the original

  • @gazorbazorb6716
    @gazorbazorb6716 3 роки тому

    I’ve watched this video like 10 times on different occasions its like 4 months every time I watch this