If someone says “you need your mommy!” Then say, in that case “you need a retirement home”, I’ll probably use that if someone is using a rude tone at me
YESSSSSSSSSS *DESTRUCTION PO PO IS GONNA KILL BRYSON* Pollic- EY,YOU ARE UNDER ARREST OF DESTROYING THAT MANS CAR Bryson- **head grows** *No* *DESTRUCTION*
Police: Put your hands up! Bryson: No. Bryson’s Mind: wait I was just thinking that don’t actually say it Edit: I HAVE MORE LIKES THAN TJ TOONS by a single like though. Anyways thanks for 288 likes :)
Proof he’s not 8 years old: *He animates so good* also literally all the reply’s are “well I started at 9 and I’m good at animation” pls stop proving my comment wrong it’s annoying
I drew a sonic oc not a regular one but a full body one at different angles and a animation that was 3 minutes long at 12 frames per second also I’m ten and can spell
I also don’t like driving. The only thing I use it for is getting to my job, getting to school, and going to the store to buy lethal amounts of vanilla wafers. I just wish I could use a Rick and Morty style portal gun.
Bryson: it’s illegal to honk for no reason. Me: *remembering that young me once honked the horn at my mom because she was taking too long to take me to Shoprite*
Cashier: uuh kid only 18+ can enter you cant enter Bryson: *evil anime laughs* you fool i AM 18 Cashier: n-nani?! Bryson: *pulls out drivers license* Cashier: *gets obliterated*
Bryson, you have an Australian doppelganger. My son, Nicolaas. He even found your channel, and was so excited at your content. He's currently almost 11 years old. He's also blonde, one of 6 kids, and is home schooled. He has 2 older sisters. 😊 We love your channel ❤
Bryson- *Doesn’t listen to the police* Police- *Pull Out guns and shoot him* Death Penalty?? OMG! I get it now he don’t want to go to jail cause he needs to take care of his tortoise babies. Xp
@@erasangalang8310 NO I live in his neighborhood but its fine if you don't believe me I know what address I won't tell it because Bryson didn't say I could use it
One time I went to the mall w my friends and when we came back to my car it was still on :’) it was on like all day :’)
Oh hi Illy, I didn't expect you to be here
Oeuf
Hi illy!
ey
Ello illimation
Cop: “You’re under arrest!”
Bryson: “No.”
Cops: *Surprised Pikachu face*
U N D E R A T E D
He would think he's 9 and not be aressted
Yes
lol
Did he actually get arrested
*No One:*
Bryson: I Hate Driving
Uber Drivers: I Am About To Get Paid 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵
Oh hai richard
No because of covid
Lmao
Sml huh, I'm an og fan are you?
Richard
The chillness of the police offers to help a random boy film a silly skit is something I can repspect
its probobly a family member
Nobody:
Bryson: *uses his butt to attack the other person*
This was 49 minuts ago and has 49 likes. Wow
Annette Garcia, ik
@@armaananimations3483 super weird.......
Bryson = Princess Peach
wait thats not normal
4:09
*Remind me never to make your butt angry*
Indeed.
Lol
xD
That sounded a bit weird but-
Literally
Police: *Your Under Arrest!*
Bryson: *NO.*
Police: *So you have chosen death.*
hey pen sorry about tpot but as a cop you get a the keys to murder
YOOO I GOT A HEART FROM HAMINATIONS
Pen Productions
Yo pen how's t p o t
How's T w o
Do you like Two
Cause I don't lmaO
Some weird Furry eh it’s fine
gamer777 ;-;
1:58 mad karma lol
“YOUR UNDER AREST”
Bryson:no
RIP Bryson 2020
if he was black... that ummmmmmmmm
;_______________;
jason draws COME ON SAY IT SAY IT I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU
@@alaijah9258 THATs RACIST BITCH... Hehe sorry I got into it
*you’re
Nobody:
Bryson when the cops exist around him: *no.*
Graham you know I have a friend named graham
Ok
Doctors: you have broken all your limbs Bryson: NO Bryson walks off and breaks them all again
@@jalittrell *LET ME EAT HIM*
Your lucky he hearted u
Lady: *”you’re not 18”*
Bryson: *kills the lady in mortal kombat style*
LOL
thats a karen LOL
@@xinyy no
Smash bros style
But he didn't kill the lady
0:17 and this is when psychopath Bryson began
And also the stomping began on 0:20
And cheeks of DEATH!!!!!! 0:18
@@kenishachisholm5692 oh..
If someone says “you need your mommy!”
Then say, in that case “you need a retirement home”, I’ll probably use that if someone is using a rude tone at me
Oh thanks
OHHHHHH
good luck with that
That will have no effect on me.
Mohammed Ashraf-citrus addict I need to use this like holyyyy I never thought of that thank you
Cops: stop in the name of the law!
Bryson: NO
Cops: *kill Bryson*
Super MARIO Fox box Fk Why would you repeat a joke for likes? Let Bryson get his own likes because of his joke!
Super mario why is your profile picture a picture of that greedy fat crab that ate his grandma?
Brisons technically a minor so that cops gonna be arested
He looks 14
Murder is how you solve all your problems kids
Nobody:
Bryson: “proceeds to shut leg in car door”
Soaphia TheWeeb w
I’m laughing
LMAOO
More funny then it needs to be
Please I need a medkit I'm dying of laughter
0:47 uh no
OFFICER PLEASE I WAS BREAKING THE LAW IRONICALLY
Bryson: Literally kills someone
The Cops: YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR DESTROYING THAT GUYS CAR!
Good point
no
*PEW PEW PEW*
Ugly Boi rdr2 cops in a nutshell
He is still a child ohhh I mean a family freindly 19 year old boy
Cops: “YOUR UNDER ARREST”
Bryson: “no”
Cops: **PEW PEW PEW**
Michael Jansen xD
not even black smh
Babydino 223 I’m sooooooo confused
* You’re
Animation Paint ohhhhh the yeah
Ok instead of making fun of brysons voice lets just appreciate how good his voices are and how much funnier it makes this channel
Sure why not
What is he saying
They really arent tbh
Ikr
I just know that people make fun of him for his little kid voice but like it’s awesome!
0:18 the BUTT EMOTE😂😂😂
Therapist: dummy thicc Bryson doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you.
Dummy thicc Bryson 4:11
*i can still hear the clap of his ass cheeks*
R/cursedcomments
@@bruh-wf3yj R/cursedcomments
69 likes
@Noah Sedillo the most cursed thing I found was brysons facd
Bryson: By driving this car
Also Bryson: *Laughing Hysterically psychotic*
You good?
ow OW!
lol
LOL
Car door: 💥💥
Bryson: Oww OW
Nobody:
Bryson: *literally bruttaly murdering everyone in his path*
God thx for the likes
With his *BUTT*
Bruhh
@@rodeotcd lol
@@srijushah7785 bruh hhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@cobloaf24 bruhhhhh
1:57 * beep beep beep* WHY YOU ARE got me cracking😂😂😂
Person: You cant drive
Bryson: Activate Gorilla parkour mode
Hahah, nice.
Your not 19
Bryson : gorilla parkour
Riley +
Riley ha ha
David Beckett PEOPLE CAN HAVE THE SAME IDEA *IDIOT.*
Person: “There’s no way your 19”
Bryson: *Does a butt slap to person*
lol
Butt slap clapped
Henry G FBI OPEN UP
Henry G YES
HES 18
Police: You're under arrest
Everybody: Says nothing
Bryson: No.
**DEATH**
He don’t have license....so what
@@familypets3560 I dont understand
@@chuchel4340 fake
Stolen comment.
0:49 “NO” got me rolling on the floor! 😂
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Bryson: expands head when says NO
Hahahahahahahah....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*N o*
Police: “I need to see your driver’s license”
Bryce: “no”
*DESTRUCTION 101*
YESSSSSSSSSS
*DESTRUCTION PO PO IS GONNA KILL BRYSON*
Pollic- EY,YOU ARE UNDER ARREST OF DESTROYING THAT MANS CAR
Bryson- **head grows** *No*
*DESTRUCTION*
*no*
{ • ReferanceDrawer • } can’t spell police?
{ • ReferanceDrawer • } it’s actually popo
@@garfeltrealtbh bruh
I can
I just like saying it the funny way
If ya like grammar too much you can leave
"Officer, please, I was breaking the law Ironically, you don't understand!" Got me rolling on the floor
same
I was just in my room peacefully and when you did the IRL scene you had me chuckling in my room😂😂😂😂
Doctor: Bryson, it is time to die. Corona has got to you.
Bryson: No.
Doctor: oh dang okay
Omg! How does this comment not have more likes? I saw it and couldn’t stop laughing
IKR
🔫
*drives away*
No one:
That car: imma bout to torture Bryson
Bryson: *butt attacks the car*
nO
?
Bean Man *insert pew pews*
@@frogguy3355 YEs
KAMA KAMA BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
Someone: *says Bryson isn’t 19*
Bryson: so you have chosen death
😂
No Bryson i was joking...AHHHHHHH
Me sister:And that kids is how my bother died
No I think
Ryan Hettinger you think what
0:17 the butt slam never gets old also I'm 2 years late do sorry bryson😢 and didn't coment too I love ur old and new vids I always rewatch them
Random person: you can’t drive lol!
Bryson’s butt cheeks: *So you have chosen death.*
Me, eating popcorn 7 feet away: I love humanity.
@@luvknotz6714 yes
Very true
XD
Dummy thick
Bryson: I'm going to drive this car
Bryson 3 seconds later: hey mom about that new car you just got me
Bryson mom: *steals Bryson’s 1st honk*
Bryson: *pulls out a reverse card*
Yes YES that's exactly how life works:'3
Good 1
funny
Sike. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mom: unhonks*
Oh no at 0:50 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i love how bryson literally smiles when the police was capturing him
Bryson how dare you get my picture car
Ok
Pause the vid From the beginning and Press this: 0:18
Wait, capturing? I think you mean arresting
Same
Man: *tries to take a left turn without yielding*
Bryson’s buns: *so you have chosen death*
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
“You’re not 18.”
Bryson: I’m 19-
“yOu’Re NoT a TeEn”
Geoj Baturiano lol
Lol truth
Lol
Go to Hell
BUSTED
1:32
Officer: Put Your Hands Up
Bryson: No
4:18
Officer: Hey! your Under Arrest For Destroying That Guys Car
Bryson: No >:(
Nobody:
Bryson: Kills a man for saying hes to young to drive.
People: u look to young to drive
Bryson: wut did u say..?
Person: ur to young to drive...
Bryson: I'ma bout to smack a bitch
With his butt
@Kawaii Lio no
No
“Honey, you need your mommy to sign that”
“I’m 18”
“You’re not 18”
“I am 18”
“Your NOT 18”
GIRL YOU CANT DECIDE HIS AGE
Kara Artz it’s a young Karen
lol u gottem
She was probably younger then Bryson
You can’t really decide your age either it’s natural
Btw in my head I ws thinking about the ("fact") that "18" sounds like "a teen"
"Officer I was breaking the law IRONICALLY you don't understand" -bryson 2020( 0:52 best part lol)
😂
@@holaamigoizyourboi9941 lol
@@holaamigoizyourboi9941 he speak truth do
I HOPE that was scripted lol
@@pantysfootstool lol
0:31 Audience:
Bryson:EEEEEHEEEEEhehe OW OW!
Police: Put your hands up!
Bryson: No.
Bryson’s Mind: wait I was just thinking that don’t actually say it
Edit: I HAVE MORE LIKES THAN TJ TOONS by a single like though. Anyways thanks for 288 likes :)
Fr, I don’t think before I speak but even I know not to do that
I mean hes white-
Yep... he is
@@abbysworld05 >:(
Man I did that when the cops found out I stole a game from gamestop
“There’s no way you’re 19-“
Bryson: violence is not an answer. It is a question, and the answer is *Y E S*
You should've said:
Bryson: *PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION*
I’m the second reply
technoblade? uhm....
Popo: I need to see your driver’s license
Bryson: No
Popo: Wait that’s illegal
I mean you're not wrong
nO
It’s funny because it’s true-
At 0:18 in the video Bryson hit someone with a butt slap! 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
I like how he said i haven't been pulled over YET 😂😂😂
(Defenetly not forshadowing)
Bryson in 2020: Driving Sucks
Bryson in 2030: Taxes Suck
how can he complain about something he hasn't experienced?
...he will experience it in 10 years probably...
Fbi: Hippy hippy your life my property
Uh no
Yep
Proof he’s not 8 years old:
*He animates so good*
also literally all the reply’s are “well I started at 9 and I’m good at animation” pls stop proving my comment wrong it’s annoying
I see you like every animation channels
***FRANTIC HAM NOISES***
I drew a sonic oc not a regular one but a full body one at different angles and a animation that was 3 minutes long at 12 frames per second also I’m ten and can spell
I animated like a bro when I was 8 .-.
I started at 8 and I’m still bad
0:36 bluds on crack rn💀
If only it were that simple to say “no” to “you are under arrest” or “I’m gonna have to see your license”
Someone: Are you even old enough to drive?
Bryson: Peace was never an option
Thats so right except instead of bryson saying peace was no an option i feel like instead he would say "So...you have chosen...DEATH???"
Bryson: “no”
Cops: *peace was never an option*
He is
Im nice to him
Nobody one
Not even a person
Not even a soul
Bryson:honks
The cops: OH ITS GOING DOWN BOI
I just realized that the person who just commented on his vid has a profile pic of Mina ashido
Please, stop these comments. They are so UNfunny.
@@Jax-go9es ur not *funny*
@@MoreOcearls just like the original comment :)
TheSonicFan2474 that’s not funny
0:35 “by driving this car euheuheuheuh -bonk- OW OW” I laugh so hard teeeeeehheehheeeee
*rip the guy who said he isn't 19*
*rip the girl who said he isn't 19*
*rip the guy who didn't stop*
STFUP
U said rip the girl who said “he” isn’t 19 I’m the grammar police so it’s actually supposed to be she
For the girl, rest in pieces
The Bunny BOI the “he” is suppose to talk about Bryson, so go to your cell prisoner
Long live the guy who they are female.
“I need to see your driver’s license”
“No”
Mission passed, +respect
Pfbbbbbb
Yes
Yes
Y e s
Brody: voice change
Swoosh: voice change
Luke: voice change
Bryson: No
1:57 bro actually strated his villan arc
Police: Your under arrest for tax evasion!
Bryson: no.
Police: *turns you into swiss cheese*
why is this funny
I literally have Swiss cheese in my subway rn
I friggin love your pfp
@@Bneby ok thanks
Why is this sooo funny PFFFFT HAHAHA
0:45 "Hey UH you look a little bit too young to be driving, I need to see your drivers licence."
Bryson: Uhh.. *NO*
Police guy: HEY!!!
Was that real? Or was it a relative or something?
@@nvenvyvill3698 It was probably staged.
@@notbabybubba yeah, but I want to know who exactly played the cop and how the hell Bryson even has a police uniform in the first place!
@@nvenvyvill3698the way he always takes peoples things
Cameraman took the invisibility potion again 💀
*Anyone Says Bryson Is Like A Child*
Bryson: *looks* ...
Anyone: "Why Do I Hear Boss Music?"
Megalovania
@@ECB5808 No Boss 1
Giorno's Theme
Tank fish?
I also don’t like driving. The only thing I use it for is getting to my job, getting to school, and going to the store to buy lethal amounts of vanilla wafers.
I just wish I could use a Rick and Morty style portal gun.
Fans: you’re not old enough for taxes
Bryson: N O
Hamnations: *i hate driving*
10 year olds: **hard stare**
As a 10 year old car guy I can relate so much
I'm a ten year old girl and this is how I feel
Yep
I'm scared of driving when I get a license tho
I don’t really care about driving anymore but im still ten basically addicted to video games
Bryson 2 months ago: I almost died 3 times.
Bryson now: proceeds to die like 5 times my nerf guns held my police men.
1:30: "SELF DEFENCE! SELF DEFENCE!!!"
"He was comin right for us :D"
“YOUR UNDER ARREST!”
“..no”
I LAUGHED WAY TO HARD EACH TIME
*too
Same
I snorted my cereal out my nose during that😂
mii tu
Same
People:”*Honks*”
Bryson:so you have chosen death
i want water plz
@@ami5800 ok
@@ami5800 no
E
No
Bryson: Commits a crime
Cop: arrests him
Bryson:”officer please I was breaking the law ironically”
Lol
Wait- but was dat real doe?
@@katturman I don’t think so I don’t think you can get arrested at 19
o k a y g o o d
I love that ham cookie dude he’s so adorable ooh so cute. look at that little face.🥰🥰🥰🥰
Someone in Bryson’s videos: Uhh… I think your wrong.
Bryson: “Snaps neck, throws him across the world and runs him over”
Did a backflip and broke his neck
explosion ig
@@placeholder6343and it was super easy barely an inconvenience
@@placeholder6343 and saved the day
Pizza
THIS IS 4 YEARS AGO?
Y E S
Yup idk how he’s 19 lol
Oop
Yes his like 23 now
Duh
1:37 Extremely rare photo of a dead Bryson 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cop: "You're under arrest!"
Bryson: "No." *Beats up*
Me when I see 1 comment HOW
That is every vid
No she didn't beat up with him she dead not in real life
No one:
Police: "You're under arrest."
Bryson: *"No"*
yes
@Gualbert Sepulveda Soto officer please! I was breaking the law unironically !
@@seriously6644 *wheeze*
Police: *understandable, have a great day*
Hurt me
He literally missed the PERFECT opportunity to get James to say "Wear your seatbelt" at the end.
we need teh perfection 0-0
4:06 it shouldn’t be that funny but it is 😂😂😂
Bryson: it’s illegal to honk for no reason.
Me: *remembering that young me once honked the horn at my mom because she was taking too long to take me to Shoprite*
That was a reason
Yup lol
“I WAS BREAKING THE LAW IRONICALLY, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!”
*”Ah yes, the negotiator”*
aka Connor (RK800)
0:52 “ Officer please! I was breaking the law ironically! You don’t understand! “
That was so funny to me 💀
SICK up was Funny?
1:47
Bryson is starts her First Honk
*First Honk stolen by her mother Haha*
A yes, i love when Bryson proceeds to die three times.
Stonks.
lol ikr
DatHoneyDonut lol i
@WooshMeIfGay Wow, now people are getting annoyed because of a joke, are you ok?
@WooshMeIfGay But if this makes you feel better, i'll change the format, ok?
no
Cashier: uuh kid only 18+ can enter you cant enter
Bryson: *evil anime laughs* you fool i AM 18
Cashier: n-nani?!
Bryson: *pulls out drivers license*
Cashier: *gets obliterated*
Anybody in this world: YoUr nOt 19
Brysons butt cheeks: you dare oppose me mortal
Patrick with 10,000 subscribers with no videos Me: He’s 19. 😄
Viveryu 《》 I know he was joking but I put the happy smiling emoji to show that.
Bryson, you have an Australian doppelganger. My son, Nicolaas. He even found your channel, and was so excited at your content. He's currently almost 11 years old. He's also blonde, one of 6 kids, and is home schooled. He has 2 older sisters. 😊
We love your channel ❤
“That bagel saved my life”. This makes it the 4th time your life has been saved.
Lol
Oh yeah
@@pokemagicraft3246 no one cares
@@gokusolos5504 what did this Pokemagic say I think they deleted their comment
@@Stolasfan789 he said this guys content is trash mine is better I want 1mill followers before Christmas in big letters
Bryson: “I hate people denying my age”
Also him: *denys everything ever”
Lmao
lmbo
@@IAmLotus777 “lmbo laughing my butt off - gumball watterson
*crushes someone with ass* *kicks him* *punches him* *stomps on him*
*" N O "*
Bryson- *Doesn’t listen to the police*
Police- *Pull Out guns and shoot him*
Death Penalty??
OMG! I get it now he don’t want to go to jail cause he needs to take care of his tortoise babies. Xp
Lil Incognito Seems like it :P
0:18 CHEEKS OF DEATH!!!!!!!!
mom:steals honk
bryson: now this is a avenger level threat
Yes
If he used his dad as the cop that's the most ironic thing ever.
I live in the same neighborhood as him and the cop is my friends dad
Ryan Hettinger lol liar
@@erasangalang8310 you dont know him or her so they could be telling the truth
Coffee Jelly yeah
@@erasangalang8310 NO I live in his neighborhood but its fine if you don't believe me I know what address I won't tell it because Bryson didn't say I could use it
The officer when he was arresting Bryson you could tell he was trying not to laugh lol
Uh no HEY
lol yeah me to
Beep bap
@@Sup3rSeni0rG0j0
Skboop beep bop
L
4:21 bro changes his voice so fast😂😂😂
I like how he just says NOO to the police😂😂🤣
NOOOOOOO
He is always able to say no
Lol
n o
Haha