I Almost Died (3 times)

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  • Опубліковано 26 чер 2024
  • Don't die, it’s bad for your health.
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    The Team :)
    Production / Project Manager: Nate
    beacons.ai/naterenner
    Animator: Star Animations (Annie bearden)
    / @staranimations
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    Thanks for all the support guys! This Is a dream come true that you make possible!
    Wow, you read all of this? You are dedicated my friend, I bless you with the power to not die... yup, you are now immortal, (very real, not a scam)
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  • @Haminations
    @Haminations  4 роки тому +30318

    To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t:
    I grew out of them.

    • @jedhead5487
      @jedhead5487 4 роки тому +621

      Haminations hello

    • @runmemycheck4632
      @runmemycheck4632 4 роки тому +1260

      Haminations i miss my ears i lost my ears two years ago :(

    • @rpic6650
      @rpic6650 4 роки тому +612

      We all do that, it's not weird

    • @ticklemytush
      @ticklemytush 4 роки тому +335

      lol i lost them too

    • @overbonked9161
      @overbonked9161 4 роки тому +349

      Get new ones

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 4 роки тому +6540

    so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something

  • @user-jr3vc1bb4l
    @user-jr3vc1bb4l 19 днів тому +31

    Brysons voice has changes from sounding like 12 to 18 in just a couple years 😂😂

  • @Dylan577games
    @Dylan577games 2 місяці тому +25

    2:19
    "Feed Gremlins"
    "Find Bed For Gremlins"

  • @aaronpitts1247
    @aaronpitts1247 4 роки тому +552

    Bryson: *I almost died*
    Brody: *I almost died*
    Swoosh: *Nothing happens to me*

    • @APAM.
      @APAM. 4 роки тому +5

      How about Luke he almost died at VidCon

    • @aldijanazukic9813
      @aldijanazukic9813 4 роки тому +2

      My family has had so many injuries but me naaaahhhh

    • @theg-topia9626
      @theg-topia9626 4 роки тому +2

      Where’s Junky?

    • @loafuscramwell7602
      @loafuscramwell7602 4 роки тому +1

      i fell down the same pair of stairs 4 or 3 times and i didn't break a bone!

    • @AdonileSlushie
      @AdonileSlushie 4 роки тому

      Yooo! Follow my UA-cam animation channel. Yes? No?

  • @mr.ditkovich3672
    @mr.ditkovich3672 4 роки тому +7244

    Bryson: **Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping**
    God: *“I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”*

    • @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
      @viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 4 роки тому +82

      @@deerliie You fool. You ablsoute imbecile. Can you not take something as simple as a joke?

    • @pog2458
      @pog2458 4 роки тому +38

      r/woooosh

    • @c411x
      @c411x 4 роки тому +31

      Annixa its a joke, ik its rude to make fun of God but ATLEAST TAKE A JOKE

    • @keegangustafson8891
      @keegangustafson8891 4 роки тому +14

      How do u get the text like that

    • @keegangustafson8891
      @keegangustafson8891 4 роки тому +6

      @@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Has a point

  • @Smiley_Memes10
    @Smiley_Memes10 17 днів тому +9

    Kyle: "So anyways, I killed Bryson"
    Brody: "haha nice"

    • @SOBRASSO
      @SOBRASSO 5 днів тому

      Mom: “Brody. Stop.”

  • @SonicandAshKetchum
    @SonicandAshKetchum 5 днів тому +4

    'The car that almost hits Bryson"
    ULTRA INSTINCT MUSIC PLAYS

  • @sussykidv4207
    @sussykidv4207 4 роки тому +328

    Bryson: i almost died 3 times
    Thanos: Impossible

    • @SpiderS0nic
      @SpiderS0nic 4 роки тому +10

      Thanos: am I a joke to you I literally destroy half the universe permanently ( almost )
      Bryson : did you die?
      Thanos : correct wait fu "disappears dramatically"
      Bryson : HA!!!

    • @trafficracer124
      @trafficracer124 4 роки тому +2

      Please don't ruin the comment.

    • @aleksandarjovanovic8633
      @aleksandarjovanovic8633 23 дні тому

      Bryson:Am i dead?!
      Mom:SHUT A HELL OF MAN

  • @Crow_ferret
    @Crow_ferret Рік тому +878

    Dude, this family's guardian angel is something else

  • @adorablebabies2019
    @adorablebabies2019 19 днів тому +4

    You had to be saved by a guardian angel because I don’t know why you stop you could’ve kept on going you have been stopped. I don’t know what happened, but I’m still glad you’re alive. I love watching your videos.

  • @UltraPlasmaMan
    @UltraPlasmaMan 2 місяці тому +7

    Thank God you were able to live to give us these awesome animations.
    God is good man :)

  • @destinygc6082
    @destinygc6082 4 роки тому +317

    Bryson: I almost died
    Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved
    James: ._.
    *Edit* Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub

    • @kevincornell6238
      @kevincornell6238 4 роки тому +9

      DestinyWarrior 08
      Illy: Hah! I attempted literal suicide! Beat that.

    • @gollygreengiant3177
      @gollygreengiant3177 4 роки тому +11

      @@kevincornell6238 that's not funny

    • @joesimpson2009
      @joesimpson2009 4 роки тому +4

      @@kevincornell6238 AcTu4ALly tAt w4Z shgurr

    • @brittanydalton3419
      @brittanydalton3419 4 роки тому +2

      DestinyWarrior 08 well do you remember when he stood on a glass hamster container and broke it and the glass shattered on his foot. Sounds pretty traumatic to me 😂

    • @kevincornell6238
      @kevincornell6238 4 роки тому +2

      Dumbness Playz umm.. I never said it was and I’m sorry if you don’t have the same sense of humor as me.. she worked out her problems I didn’t mean to off end anyone in any way, shape, or form.

  • @trap8613
    @trap8613 4 роки тому +275

    No one:
    Bryson’s description: *Don’t die, it’s bad for your health.*

    • @rodeotcd
      @rodeotcd 3 роки тому +1

      @MCCLARIN JORDANN r/woooosh

    • @sciencelover3558
      @sciencelover3558 3 роки тому

      dead meme and LIKE BEGGER.

    • @rodeotcd
      @rodeotcd 3 роки тому

      @@sciencelover3558 how is that a meme and how is she begging? Also u think she's begging but check your name

    • @trap8613
      @trap8613 3 роки тому

      I forgot I commented this-
      And this is just a comment. I didn’t even think about begging for likes.

    • @lucron12
      @lucron12 3 роки тому

      She isn’t begging

  • @CaatKitty0
    @CaatKitty0 Місяць тому +3

    I'm watching this 4 years after it came out. His voice is so light

  • @user-ep9xv3lv4k
    @user-ep9xv3lv4k Місяць тому +5

    Bryson’s guardian angel is built different💪

    • @VasiyaEdits10
      @VasiyaEdits10 9 днів тому +1

      Brenner's is better he nearly died 20 times

    • @deepthikaza4492
      @deepthikaza4492 13 годин тому

      Actually, it's probs the whole family's guardian angel
      *ahem brenner*

  • @trinigomez839
    @trinigomez839 4 роки тому +324

    Me: *see title*
    Me: mood
    *me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck*

    • @saction5352
      @saction5352 4 роки тому +17

      *Flash backs to where I almost died in a fire, was about to get murdered, and almost got trampled by cars*
      I have mood

    • @sebastianostos3169
      @sebastianostos3169 4 роки тому +2

      I remeber i almost died by almost getting ran over bu a car

    • @sebastianostos3169
      @sebastianostos3169 4 роки тому +9

      Oh and the carrot choking make me remember about jaiden animation's sub teacher video

    • @antgomez9631
      @antgomez9631 4 роки тому

      I almost die becuz my bro knife in my ear and a reeeee

    • @funeral6907
      @funeral6907 4 роки тому +3

      flashback where I choked on a chip today lmao-

  • @DriverNeku
    @DriverNeku 4 роки тому +168

    "I'm afraid people can't escape death Jerry.."
    "But not haminations, he can outrun death"
    *Meanwhile*
    Reaper: come back here
    Haminations: nah

    • @x1h122
      @x1h122 4 роки тому

      Reaper: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL JUICE
      Haminations: ok if you can catch me *starts Naruto running*
      Continue the story now boio

    • @DriverNeku
      @DriverNeku 4 роки тому +2

      I had to like my own comment to get 69 likes, forgive me for I have sinned

    • @x1h122
      @x1h122 4 роки тому

      @@DriverNeku i forgive

    • @runarigus
      @runarigus 4 роки тому

      **police appear and shoot bryson in the head**

    • @Jazzzzzy
      @Jazzzzzy 4 роки тому +1

      Hamination: “nah I don’t really feel like it”

  • @SheIsSlimShady
    @SheIsSlimShady 10 днів тому +2

    The brody stops are definitely older sibling moments we’ve all had

  • @RoyalPanNotFound
    @RoyalPanNotFound Місяць тому +5

    He sounds like a little kid compared to now…

  • @detectivemememachin5011
    @detectivemememachin5011 4 роки тому +265

    Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family"
    Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"

    • @davidgannonreal
      @davidgannonreal 4 роки тому +12

      Rest of the family: Haha good job we were trying to do that for a while now

    • @detectivemememachin5011
      @detectivemememachin5011 4 роки тому +4

      @@davidgannonreal The mother: Brody what did you say this time?

    • @inputone3834
      @inputone3834 4 роки тому +1

      Detective Meme Machin yes that is what he said

    • @vn.lla.
      @vn.lla. 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @maxanimatics3781
      @maxanimatics3781 4 роки тому +2

      HAHA
      Nice

  • @ilike_potatoes
    @ilike_potatoes 3 роки тому +146

    "I'm glad I'm not dead."
    *YET*

  • @strutzfamily1625
    @strutzfamily1625 2 місяці тому +3

    Your voice changed so much😭🙏

  • @Wolf-Dragon200
    @Wolf-Dragon200 7 днів тому +1

    Nah the fact that Kyle has “marine powers”

  • @l00nca
    @l00nca 4 роки тому +1578

    Bryson’s animators: *adds ears for some frames*
    Everyone: k
    Me: *panic attack*

    • @calebchasemusic
      @calebchasemusic 4 роки тому +29

      bryson dosent have animators... He is his own animator..

    • @inkling457
      @inkling457 4 роки тому +17

      @@calebchasemusic no, he does have animators.

    • @gamingwithjflem2423
      @gamingwithjflem2423 4 роки тому +2

      I am not use to ear Bryson

    • @puddle1296
      @puddle1296 4 роки тому +6

      @@xianjinn his team is start animations........ (and Nate for backgrounds) check the description... unless there's a r/wooosh.

    • @StarAnimations
      @StarAnimations 4 роки тому +4

      I had the same thought when the reference had ears. Haha I guess Bryson grew out of them. Only children have ears.👍

  • @sourhalo6356
    @sourhalo6356 2 роки тому +783

    Bryson: Hey remember that time I almost died?
    His family: *DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN*

    • @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114
      @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 2 роки тому +9

      Jesus lord loves you and died for your sins repent and have faith to go to heaven

    • @sourhalo6356
      @sourhalo6356 2 роки тому +18

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Lol no

    • @bigpoggers6507
      @bigpoggers6507 2 роки тому +26

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I'm a christian, but like, no need to bring up religion when it's not related man.

    • @xxavaxx3151
      @xxavaxx3151 2 роки тому +14

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I’m a Christian but like, why bring it up here

    • @Luxembourgishsmartass
      @Luxembourgishsmartass 2 роки тому +5

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 this pfp represents nightmares

  • @rira4956
    @rira4956 7 днів тому +1

    Bryson’s voice is so different compared to 2024 😂

  • @zoeverling9491
    @zoeverling9491 Місяць тому +1

    When I was 4 years old I was playing on the beach with my brother Charlie. We were playing a game where when the sea came in we had to run away and not touch it. But I was 4 and slow so I got caught by the sea and slipped and the sea dragged me into its jaws of death. I would’ve gone into the deep ocean if I didn’t cling my fingers into the sand. I survived but my brother walked of like it was nothing when I nearly died! Do you not care if I go to heaven; sorry hell? But I ran to my parents whom were sunbathing on the beach and I cried for like an hour. I swear death just wanted to bring me to its haunted domain. But how did a four year kid survive. Please like.
    👇

  • @McleansTD
    @McleansTD 3 роки тому +874

    My sister, when she was 4 years old almost drowned in a lake, but my dad dived in and saved her life. Also, once, I was at the zoo at the bear part, and then I put my hand down, and my glove fell off, I then attempted to grab my glove and would’ve fallen hadn’t my dad grabbed me. My brother once climbed a tree that was super high. He then fell. My dad then ran to him, grabbed him and saved his life.
    Super Dad to the rescue 🤣

  • @shade1elispe369
    @shade1elispe369 Рік тому +83

    To answer Brysons question about why he stopped:
    Keep in mind that this is only a possibility based on rudimentary knowledge.
    But, not many people know or pay attention to this, but your skin can actually warn you of danger. Its part of the human body’s defense system. There are times when your skin will sense something that your other senses don’t warn you about. So you’ll get this sudden feeling to either do something or stop what you’re doing currently without knowing why. It’s actually why people turn around to face someone who has been staring at them without their knowledge, their skin warned them of something they were unable to see or hear. You may have not seen or heard the car but your skin noticed it’s presence and warned you before it was too late. Then again, this is only a possibility but science supports it 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk
      @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk 8 місяців тому +2

      I don’t like you understand what you just said that’s really big sentence but here’s a short sentence

    • @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk
      @AaliyahSmith-kv9zk 8 місяців тому +1

      Your brain can you catch of a car you would like make your body stop or it could just be a guardian angel

    • @TREYTYLER-ls9us
      @TREYTYLER-ls9us 8 місяців тому +2

      also couldnt your subconsiouse mind stop you before you consicley think about it

    • @reginazdrojowy9040
      @reginazdrojowy9040 5 місяців тому

      Ye

    • @nektaa_6
      @nektaa_6 4 місяці тому +2

      So I have spidersence? Cool

  • @JosephPrater-hu4xj
    @JosephPrater-hu4xj 9 днів тому +1

    It really depends if you would of survived the 12ft fall, my uncle fell from a 30ft phonepole and landed right on his head, he barely survived and is still here today to tell the story.

  • @CassidyAFK
    @CassidyAFK Місяць тому

    I miss when Bryson had a little tiny high pitched voice that could shatter anyones ears with just talking

  • @user-jf4ew2ly7v
    @user-jf4ew2ly7v 4 роки тому +83

    5:56
    Oh look it’s a Karen

    • @PavementSpit
      @PavementSpit Рік тому +5

      This should be on r/entitledparents

  • @tombstone3635
    @tombstone3635 3 роки тому +71

    5:11 Look at the painting in the background
    (this edit is a time capsule)

  • @JoaoNeto-wq4qi
    @JoaoNeto-wq4qi Місяць тому +1

    OK Bryson’s first story his mom knew that he was not gonna listen so she said those baskets up perfectly. She knew she was just being a mom.

  • @adammaislen699
    @adammaislen699 6 днів тому

    Last one is basically just Brayden’s encounter of a karen

  • @tyyler
    @tyyler 4 роки тому +40

    bryson: life is good
    james: relatable

  • @anjelloproductions
    @anjelloproductions 4 роки тому +166

    Bryson: “Any moment we could-“
    *BLOWS UP*
    Me: That escalated quickly

    • @neo7287
      @neo7287 4 роки тому +2

      Oh hey I watch your vids also lol

    • @fathernugget3979
      @fathernugget3979 4 роки тому

      This guy sounds like he’s 16

  • @The_kid2300
    @The_kid2300 6 днів тому +1

    Does the brick stairs remind you guys of a video he made 🤔

  • @SmiteGGYT
    @SmiteGGYT 2 місяці тому +2

    Congrats on 6 mil ham!!!

  • @movedto2daccfixer_mixer299
    @movedto2daccfixer_mixer299 4 роки тому +77

    4:32
    Kyle : *so anyways i killed Bryson*
    Brody : nice
    bryson’s mom : *BRODY STOP*

  • @sunareii
    @sunareii 3 роки тому +142

    Bryson: makes a video about almost dying
    *a few videos later*
    Bryson: *uploads a video about pain*

  • @dilekbicer2955
    @dilekbicer2955 6 днів тому

    “Or was I protected by a guardian Angel?”
    BRYSON ITS CALLED HAM

  • @CubeStew
    @CubeStew 3 місяці тому +1

    For people who wanna know the end text says:
    And give him your credit card number with the expiration date and the 3 wacky digits on the back.

  • @GooseObvi
    @GooseObvi 3 роки тому +105

    "Several Brysons were almost harmed in the making of this video"
    -Bryson

    • @Jsubmac
      @Jsubmac 3 роки тому

      Error in Bryson of what he was saying versions of brysons in time

    • @lee.mnho143
      @lee.mnho143 3 роки тому

      *Please subscribe so he dosen't die from taxes.*

  • @SteamEngine2607
    @SteamEngine2607 4 роки тому +580

    "almost never died again" -Bryson 2020

  • @Ayzoti
    @Ayzoti 18 днів тому +3

    5:16 look in the right down corner…

  • @Roryy748
    @Roryy748 Місяць тому +1

    3:23 am I the only one who noticed the “you look cute today” in the bottom right corner faintly??
    I’m so observant 😎

  • @wubble5241
    @wubble5241 4 роки тому +194

    "I'm glad I'm not dead... yet"
    *_[Don't you dare]_*

  • @c_testtt
    @c_testtt 4 роки тому +456

    “Or was I protected by a guardian angel?”
    *BRYSON* *ITS* *CALLED* *A* *HAM.*

  • @DonnaVoris
    @DonnaVoris 27 днів тому

    This is a crazy and funny video love it so much I can’t stop watching it keep it up

  • @veduraptor5646
    @veduraptor5646 2 місяці тому

    Fun fact, one day when i was 5 years opd there was a really big metal thing that looked like scaffolding except metal and made for holding stuff. So i was just having fun pulling that thing and it came crashing down and just saying that thing was like 15x the size of my dad and he is 6ft so the stupid me was unfazed and the thing fell directly on top of me but thanks to some angel out there my head came right in the middle of one of the gaps and then my grandfather scolded the hell out of me but i still remember that moment everyday and think of how lucky i am

  • @laurablackmon69
    @laurablackmon69 2 роки тому +95

    6:30 Bryson: “Whatever it was, I’m glad I’m not dead… YET…” *dies of death*

  • @soptheace3594
    @soptheace3594 2 роки тому +136

    Bryson: doesn’t die
    The grim reaper to themself: you had one job

  • @Violet-qy1iz
    @Violet-qy1iz 3 дні тому

    THE INTRO WAS SO DRAMATIC I CANT 😂😂😂

  • @schneiderbrandmemes
    @schneiderbrandmemes 2 місяці тому +1

    “4 years ago” hmm, I wonder what his uploads were like in 201- **UPLOADED FEB 21, 2020.**

  • @sukokium
    @sukokium 2 роки тому +122

    the disk: "Don't die, it’s bad for your health."
    me: "sarcasm"

  • @mollygartrell7701
    @mollygartrell7701 2 роки тому +51

    Kyle: so any way I killed Bryson
    Brody: haha nice
    Bryson’s mum: Brody stop

  • @Fredbeat-wu4gm
    @Fredbeat-wu4gm 15 днів тому +1

    6:03 Must be drunk driving but it's a Karen.

  • @PC3inc
    @PC3inc 9 днів тому +1

    Just as I was watching this video I stepped out on my porch just now and almost got bitten by a snake

  • @gabriellecrocker6783
    @gabriellecrocker6783 3 роки тому +363

    I never almost died again, -bryson 2020

  • @spinnerfiget6063
    @spinnerfiget6063 4 роки тому +50

    “Don’t die it’s bad for your health”
    -Bryson
    Beautiful

  • @hoagtech
    @hoagtech 2 місяці тому +3

    i love your channel it's the best

  • @Shadowcat-X-emocatqueen
    @Shadowcat-X-emocatqueen 3 місяці тому

    Bryson 4 years ago: 🐭 voice
    Bryson in 2024: 🤠voice - an average man

  • @lifedoom2922
    @lifedoom2922 4 роки тому +137

    "Don't die, it's bad for your health."
    *thanks I'll try that*

    • @japaneseperson3277
      @japaneseperson3277 4 роки тому +2

      *_H e l t h 100_*
      This is a joke, oof.

    • @squagoon
      @squagoon 4 роки тому +1

      That’s pretty hard to do, good luck.

  • @HateCrime_
    @HateCrime_ 4 роки тому +80

    “Never almost died again”
    -Bryson 2020

    • @lucron12
      @lucron12 3 роки тому +3

      :>

    • @Aral.
      @Aral. 3 роки тому +3

      You mean
      "never almost die again" :^?

    • @theroachfck
      @theroachfck 3 роки тому +2

      Lol 🤣

  • @Freddieanimations
    @Freddieanimations 11 днів тому +1

    Bro got that UI in the last one

  • @user-gh2gi2vo7n
    @user-gh2gi2vo7n Місяць тому

    How 2 save your 4 year old child who is messing with a cabinet:put laundry baskets in a way that they will catch the cabinet if it falls

  • @asaltylego4751
    @asaltylego4751 4 роки тому +45

    Me: [sees the title]
    Me: Haha. Mood.
    (Vietnam flashbacks to nearly getting hit by a truck at 2, taking a pill at three, and either probably going to fall or starve to death while bouldering)

  • @nerdyanimator3214
    @nerdyanimator3214 3 роки тому +193

    Bryson: “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health”
    Me: **Sees explosión**
    Also me: **Almost died for laughter**

    • @vanessalenihan5307
      @vanessalenihan5307 3 роки тому

      @KadensGames he means he almost died F R O M laughter

    • @vanessalenihan5307
      @vanessalenihan5307 3 роки тому

      @KadensGames ya mean Grammer? There's no spelling mistake, only a Grammer mistake

    • @vanessalenihan5307
      @vanessalenihan5307 3 роки тому

      @KadensGames *_s h e i t_*

    • @xxvioletcookiexx1668
      @xxvioletcookiexx1668 3 роки тому

      @@vanessalenihan5307 can't even say the correct way you a kid like me................im proud

    • @vanessalenihan5307
      @vanessalenihan5307 3 роки тому

      @@xxvioletcookiexx1668 have you ever heard of a joke/meme?
      *_r/wooooooooooooooosh_*

  • @jamievance6097
    @jamievance6097 12 днів тому +1

    5:23 ah yes, my favorite company, banana I love my banana jphone

  • @ZaulGoodman2763
    @ZaulGoodman2763 2 місяці тому +2

    0:53 IS THAT THE SIRRAT BRIDGE!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀

  • @awful_artist
    @awful_artist 4 роки тому +409

    Haminations: Don’t die, it’s bad for your health
    Me: *He is speaking the language of the gods*

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 4 роки тому +1

      No
      What the f**k happened to the floor

    • @tutie154
      @tutie154 4 роки тому +4

      WHOEVER LIKE THIS COMENT SO MAKE IT MAKES 123!!!!!!!

    • @waddleboi5087
      @waddleboi5087 4 роки тому

      @@Ob1tuber *yes*

    • @keizer-wraith4248
      @keizer-wraith4248 4 роки тому

      Lol I gave him his 300th like

    • @ultimatewolfgaming4171
      @ultimatewolfgaming4171 2 роки тому

      Bryson: Dreaming is just logging out of your body.
      Ulti-Wolf: Dying is just your soul being transferred to the next Plane of Reality.
      Anti-Wolf: Murder is just forcing someone's soul out of their body early.
      Wolf 2: Dreams are but a state in between life and death. When you fall asleep, your soul leaves your body, and you are just awaiting the right opportunity for your soul, and your consciousness with it, to be transferred to the next plane of reality upwards.

  • @notaguilar2224
    @notaguilar2224 3 роки тому +64

    5:16 look at right bottom corner

    • @irishcookie30
      @irishcookie30 2 роки тому +1

      LOL LLLLLL

    • @ashtonbrown7456
      @ashtonbrown7456 2 роки тому +3

      "i pooped in the shower once" what

    • @MilesTD
      @MilesTD Рік тому

      I pooped in the shower once me: had to look at bottom corner

    • @Flarious27
      @Flarious27 Рік тому

      LOL

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 Рік тому

      I peed in the shower 3 times,and ongoing,and before you reply to my reply,it gets washed down the drain,so it ain’t DIS-GUS-TANG

  • @Monkey_D.Luffy77670
    @Monkey_D.Luffy77670 2 місяці тому

    Bryson's voice has changed so much from this video to 2024

  • @archimedesustare31
    @archimedesustare31 2 дні тому

    How i almost died compilation:
    1:when i was 4-5 yrs old, i was climbing my grandparent's stair to their house, i slipped (somehow), then blacked out, then never thought about it until now.
    2: when i was 10, i was saying goodbye to my cousin, then, i ran trying to cross the road, then a motorcycle hit me when the motorcycle was trying to slow down, thus, lessens the impact.
    3: im tired so tobe continued.

  • @with_ered
    @with_ered 3 роки тому +120

    Bryson: *almost dies*
    Jesus: *uno reverse card*

  • @Tabbybee
    @Tabbybee 3 роки тому +136

    Animated Bryson: *has no ears*
    Young Bryson: *has ears*
    Real life Bryson: *also has ears*

    • @zla_204
      @zla_204 3 роки тому +1

      It’s a cartoon

    • @Tabbybee
      @Tabbybee 3 роки тому +3

      @@zla_204 ... No-

    • @coffee1537
      @coffee1537 3 роки тому +1

      @@zla_204 and thats a joke

    • @scrappi6008
      @scrappi6008 3 роки тому

      @@zla_204 nah my guy, it’s a comment

    • @hsharkssss
      @hsharkssss 3 роки тому

      @@zla_204 r/woooosh

  • @Jaxiverse
    @Jaxiverse 13 днів тому +1

    Bro Used Observasion Haki on that last one

  • @aryabekkelund2558
    @aryabekkelund2558 13 днів тому +1

    The painting on the wall 5:07

  • @arathysr7102
    @arathysr7102 4 роки тому +364

    Bryson:I almost died 3 times!
    1M people: Interesting...

  • @mythicrienanimations8593
    @mythicrienanimations8593 4 роки тому +231

    Me: *opens UA-cam*
    UA-cam: "Here's the best young UA-camr ever!"
    Me: ;\/;

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 4 роки тому +12

      H E R E S T H E B E

    • @phonegloomy
      @phonegloomy 4 роки тому +11

      t h e 🅱️

    • @IansProductions
      @IansProductions 4 роки тому +3

      WEIRDmythical Human no me

    • @IansProductions
      @IansProductions 4 роки тому +1

      Mykal no because the comment said here’s the youngest UA-camr ever talking about Bryson I’m 7

    • @KingMonke
      @KingMonke 4 роки тому +1

      Ian Ickler he meant best ._.

  • @_Florea_Axia_.
    @_Florea_Axia_. 3 місяці тому +1

    2:18
    Important ❌
    Imortant ✅

  • @makaylacastle6845
    @makaylacastle6845 Місяць тому +1

    Hey bryson tell me why u dont have a voice acting team? U need one! By the way I am a kid that is different from the rest of the kids btw again:) IM LOV U

  • @blweedingzzz
    @blweedingzzz 3 роки тому +124

    “Life is a great thing and we need to cherish it!” - Almost Dies- lol

  • @CasCantWrite797
    @CasCantWrite797 4 роки тому +77

    “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health”
    Welp time to become immortal

    • @MangoSoorbet
      @MangoSoorbet 4 роки тому +1

      Wolfgang2320 xD

    • @crimson5142
      @crimson5142 4 роки тому +1

      K I just drank acid I don't feel the pain

    • @CasCantWrite797
      @CasCantWrite797 4 роки тому

      slippery slaping sluge DONT

    • @crimson5142
      @crimson5142 4 роки тому +1

      @@CasCantWrite797 tasted sour man is it good I think it's burning a hole through my body

    • @CasCantWrite797
      @CasCantWrite797 4 роки тому

      slippery slaping sluge If your being serious go get medical help please

  • @LovenaBrown
    @LovenaBrown 23 дні тому +4

    Why just WHYYYYYY

  • @user-yu6xz3em3h
    @user-yu6xz3em3h 15 днів тому +1

    5:15 bro has a bakery

  • @simon_3607
    @simon_3607 2 роки тому +43

    Person: almost runs over a child
    Also person: and I took that personally

    • @Mr_Blah
      @Mr_Blah 2 роки тому

      I mean yea I'd be mad if I missed too

    • @simon_3607
      @simon_3607 2 роки тому

      @@Mr_Blah that’s a little sus not gonna lie

  • @andykorn9837
    @andykorn9837 4 роки тому +30

    Young Bryson: normal Bryson now: ears have left the chat

  • @habibdavila1405
    @habibdavila1405 3 місяці тому

    Bro Bryson’s voice was so funny, he actually sounded like a kid or a preadolescent

  • @flareblitz198
    @flareblitz198 3 дні тому

    It may be fate but either way we're lucky to have a Bryson

  • @Tunafishling
    @Tunafishling 2 роки тому +532

    The scariest part is that he remembers it so clearly

  • @jadyn8642
    @jadyn8642 4 роки тому +217

    UA-cam: Hey this guy has 23 comments
    Me: Can I see?
    UA-cam: Uhh no
    Me: Wait what?
    UA-cam: DID I STUTTER

  • @HappyHourisanalliteration
    @HappyHourisanalliteration 11 днів тому

    2:57 from my experience (and luck) it looks like those laundry baskets would snap like a twig under that cabinet.

  • @ChainsFRShorts266
    @ChainsFRShorts266 3 місяці тому

    Bryson : We crossed the street in the rain.
    Text At The Bottom Right Of The Screen : I pooped in the shower once.

  • @JJ-ml7pq
    @JJ-ml7pq 3 роки тому +163

    “The sound shattered the air and shook me to the core.”
    I *love* that line.

    • @JANCOff1al
      @JANCOff1al 3 роки тому

      What is your line?

    • @nuvlae
      @nuvlae 3 роки тому

      @@JANCOff1al what

  • @wickedwitchoftheweast
    @wickedwitchoftheweast 4 роки тому +62

    UA-cam: look this person almost died 3 times
    Over 8k people: *interesting*

  • @crankyangel2
    @crankyangel2 2 місяці тому +1

    *brody…..stop” got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kirstencantong2570
    @kirstencantong2570 2 місяці тому

    I love how he makes his younger-self with ears but his normal figure without ears.😂