im 14 about to start highschool and when my moms friends come over they always say something along the lines of: “oh sweetie i haven’t seen you in years! what grade are you in now? 3rd or 4th?” and my mom has to calmly tell them that i am older than their eldest child (who is 7)
@@_.Rylee.J._ oh thank you but being small has its perks i mean i get into most places for free and i am surprisingly good at football because no one can grab me
I'm also about to start High School. It's gonna suck, seeing as I'm 4'11" and there's gonna be like 3 entire grade levels worth of people I don't know, (plus a ton of randoms in my grade level I either don't know, are bullies, or I just don't like.) I also don't like visiting relatives because of my short height. Especially relatives I haven't seen in forever.
○ In the Holy Bible it is written in 1 John 1: 9, If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us of all our sins and to cleanse us from any injustice. ○ Jesus loves you, He wants to have a relationship with you, save you from eternal damnation and give you eternal life with Him in heaven, you can be saved! Believe Him and obey His word. God bless you! 💓
She not with him tonight she not with Jim tonight she in the gym tonight work out in that._.(ayy) i’m getting ripped tonight RIP that._.(ayy) i’m going in tonight she acting like an addict(uh) thicker than Andy Richard i’m at the boy in the six(uh) measurements were in the six(yeah)
“One beer please” “Hah nice try kid, you ain’t old enoug-“ “ here is my id my birth certificate, and my drivers license, GiVe Me ThE BeEr “ is the best line
I'm 22 now but people think I'm in my mid or late 20s. When I was 11, people always thought I was in high school or college. I look, dress, and act older than I actually was. HEALP
Ey, people used to think I was younger than I actually was all the way until I turned 16, now people think I’m older than I actually am. I had a voice just like yours until I was like 15, then it shifted to a way deeper voice and now I sound like one of those 70’s deep voiced narrators you hear on television. I don’t know how it got this deep, but it did. I’m currently 17 now.
Similar experience. 15 years old walked into a bar they thought I was thirty and was tired from work :-( now I'm 22 and the only thing that's changed is that my back and knees hurt more and I can't see as well
Basically me. Im 13 and im 6 feet tall and 230 pounds of natural burly weight with a beard growing and people always think I'm middle aged. It must be my Russian genetics
somebody just liked this as it was 59. I WAS LITERALLY GONNA FEEL THAT SATISFACTION OF CHANGING A NUMBER TO A- *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH* *a*
Irl brison:*Couldnt kill anyone* Brison in his world of animation:*The god of this world, a supernatural slow ageing lifeform, able to do anything in his desire*
Is it just me or does the scene in “this milk taste like Colors” remind me of the odd ones out in his sandwich videos saying “wow dude this sandwich taste like colors”
Look on the bright side. When you are 90 you will look 16!😁👍
Verified person
lol
O
He will lice forever and when he's 10000 yrs old bryson will look an 8 Yr old
I meant live
"My brain may be smooth and dumb"
I can honestly relate, my friend
how is this man top comment with only 6 likes
also hello
Same
Same
Also I’m here before this comment blows up
WaLkWaRdLy
"bruh my milk taste like colours" that line never gets old
true
@@flared_beacon
bruh my sandwich tastes like colors
me and my friend always watch that and talk about it
Yeh I even told my bro and he was thinking and then he caught what that meant
Lol😂
I screamed Laughed and everybody went to check at me 6:42
1:53 the impression is crazy-
I know such a good Donald Duck I wonder how they did that?
Indeed
Fr
@@ReeseHaywood we are talking about Mickey, not Donald.
@@F2SOnUA-camand they were joking.
Someone: *breaths*
Bryson: so you have chosen.... *DEATH*
By shotgun
Police: no u 9:07
He disagrees breathing
Yes xD
I actually choose to get bitten by a snake
“It’s a rare occasion to see a wild Bryson out of his natural habitat” *the house.*
lol me to
@@katie101bcican9 I mean I would agree with Bryson home is just where things are like peaceful
Lol I know
Thats on 3:34
Also what made me laugh is on 3:35 “walkwardly”
0:18 he just wanted water…
I know, I mean- it’s just water? Right?
@@aringossai1895 Yuh
@@aringossai1895 FR
Ik
@@likelyLeobut it is a bar… BUT ITS JUST WATER
"he just doesn't die"
**technoblade flashbacks**
*happy technoblade noises*
Y. E. S.
@@helpy_helper lol
LEAVE THE DREAM SMP OUT OF THIS
@@glitchon12 no B)
Puberty: exists
Bryson: I don’t have such weaknesses
lol
You mean
*I don't have such strenghs*
MlgProSANS55 Gamer xD yeh but I'm no matter what young like him wow Imagine I'm the next him
@@-_prankster104kogama_-3 I did not understand the first half
@@-_prankster104kogama_-3 the English is very strong
Someone: *disagrees with Bryson*
Bryson: Your free trial of living has ended.
Should’ve been pre order of children have expired
100th like also nice 100 likes in less than a day
Last
Fr tho
2:06 or 2:39 play it in 0.25x you'll hear something different...
2:26 WHY WAS I BORN THIS WAY… I DON’T KNOW had me and my cousin dying😂😂😂😂😂
@@Sharkbite286 Same lmao, it’s what me and my friend said when we met up at the start of a new year
@@GabeSquid Yeah for a while he kept singing it
Same
Ya me too
Ya homie same
8:51 when I saw that scene I died of laughter
Lmao im wheezing by that
it's indeed not about the money
Same😂
2:53 lol fr
1:15
Those animations have improved so much
I'm bored does anyone want to collaborate༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ
@@messedupanimations1540 y not. I’m frickin’ bored UvU
@@N1K0.D4WN so do you want to collaborate?
...
@@messedupanimations1540 why not? Sure I guess. 👁👄👁
People to Bryson: don’t you think this joke is getting a little ol-
Bryson: “silence or I shall silence you”
“Silence you PERMANENTLY.”
Pray my guy
7:27 5 year old me drinking the milk I left out for ten minutes
Ok but imagine how many free kids meals he gets away witH LMFAO
XD
LOL
LOL
As someone who still looks 10 but is 18, can confirm we get a lot of free kids meals
Hi, i just started a drawing channel.
I wouldn't mind your support😁
Haminations: Mickey Mouse is 90 years old and he sound young
Me: Well, he is a cartoon character
Me again: oh wait-
Me: he also did a Mickey Mouse voice at that part of the video
9:16
Just realized haminations reached 1 mil 🎉🎉🎉🎉
I know
@@tyronezhang8462 hggcv
Alternate title: Bryson killing people for 11 minutes.
Y e s
Yeah Ikr
Ikr
I counted, 20 people died 😬
@@adebolaosimuwa120 That’s crazy
“walkwardly”
- Bryson 2021 3:42 3:44
“My milk tastes like colors”
*gets a 50% more protein milk add*
“I’m the best blade master”
Also him: *gets killed by a 20 year old*
A 20 yr old that looks like 7
*you'll ever see*
E
This was posted three days ago mine was posted a month ago how is his have 80 like and for comments when mine has nothing
@@coolkidzfunclub1882 you mean 16
9:13
Bryson: * takes a sip of beer*
Bryson one second later: *demonic screeching*
@michael banzonEEEE AAAA "GLICH SOUNDS"aaaee
uh yeah that is what happened...
Yes very true
I honestly didn't think that people would notice this comment xD.
0:0
PLEASE 1:09 ITS LATE AND I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH AND I WOKE UP MY BRITHER
WHY IS IT SO FUNNY
“Bruh this milk tastes like colours” I laughed so hard
And do you also like other animation channels?
@@JacksonAnimation8 yes
Same
@@MIRAGErr_ Would you also take a look at my animation channel? Thanks
Hey hex
Bryson two years ago: cute little animations
Bryson now: is ready to kill and torment
EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET EVIL TONIGHT [turn the lights off instrumental]
Chaotic good
Killing someone is this only mass suicide
@@Yichh he's more like destructive good (even more chaotic)
when Bryson is 30 years old:
Others: dude theres no way ur 30, you look like 20!
Yep
25*
@@starving_rtist1374 no 20.
@@EllisLux22 he is 20 now but looks 15 so if he is 30 he will look 25
@@starving_rtist1374 bruh. There’s a chance he could still look like he’s 20 when he’s 30 if you use your noggin a little but more.
Man at the start that I'm a big boy now with that face got me rolling! 🤣🤣😂😂
Me: Guys, Im not gonna get that high
Also me: Hehe this milk taste like colors
Kinda reminds me of ScribbleJuice
Lol
XD
It reminds me of the Odds1oit
Person saying Bryson is not 20:
Bryson: “I’m going to stomp on that until it’s a small brown stain in my carpet”
Spooky Month
yeah your about to become bryson at 9:16.
LOL
When he said Bruh my milk taste like colors as the funniest thing ever.
It is
The milk is a drug
“Am a big boy now” had me die
im 14 about to start highschool and when my moms friends come over they always say something along the lines of: “oh sweetie i haven’t seen you in years! what grade are you in now? 3rd or 4th?” and my mom has to calmly tell them that i am older than their eldest child (who is 7)
@@_.Rylee.J._ oh thank you but being small has its perks i mean i get into most places for free and i am surprisingly good at football because no one can grab me
I'm also about to start High School. It's gonna suck, seeing as I'm 4'11" and there's gonna be like 3 entire grade levels worth of people I don't know, (plus a ton of randoms in my grade level I either don't know, are bullies, or I just don't like.) I also don't like visiting relatives because of my short height. Especially relatives I haven't seen in forever.
@@JadedJaden yeah i feel the same way
It’s the opposite for me I’m 6’1 and 15 and everyone thinks I’m 19
Most people think i am older then i am
Bryson: *Turns 20*
Also Bryson: *Draws himself as a 10 year old*
No
Why is this true though LOL
WAIT ARE YOU SAYING HE'S SHORT
So you've chosen Death eh?
omg Im 10 and i can say this isnt accurate
"Who needs arms when you've got legs like *these?"*
-Mettaton
Lmaoo
ye another reference is when that bar guy dies he turned into dust
2.43 mettaton wishes she had legs like that
Ohhh yes
Uhhh... among us?
"Why was i born this way... i dont know"very wise words😂😂
Waiter: kids under 12 eat free
Bryson: I’ve won, but at what cost?
21 likes are here, with a million more well on the way.
FREE. FOOD.
The cost was free
○ In the Holy Bible it is written in 1 John 1: 9,
If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us of all our sins and to cleanse us from any injustice.
○ Jesus loves you, He wants to have a relationship with you, save you from eternal damnation and give you eternal life with Him in heaven, you can be saved! Believe Him and obey His word.
God bless you! 💓
free
“Bruh, My milk tastes like colors”.
My steak tastes like the gosh darn rainbow
Lol
this milk gay
Bruh this leather has rgb
Milk= PRIDE MONTH
9:21
It’s a rare occasion to spot a wild Bryson doing push ups
Yeah
XD
YES
*Y E S*
@@jellyman1864 i know that youtuber called canman18
7:30 thie is like EVERYWHERE i go lol 🙏😭😭😭
“One beer please!”
Man: *so u have chosen death*
Bryson: *uno card*
no u
It was...uno reverse card😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I got power
@@Venu-d1u yum power
that milk tasted good too
😂
Bryson before: Says ok to people who don’t agree with his opinions
Bryson now: *haha killing go brr*
funny
YASS
Zeraora would beat salgolao
@Elshay Naidoo DANI
7:27 HOL' UP, WAIT A MINUTE-
Isn’t that from the odd1sout
@@noa_iscool Yeah
Lol 9:00
Lol
@@khonorpyant5361 LOL
1:13 I’m a big boy now
Wrong time buddy 1:13
@@XxevxnxX thanks I fixed it
3 2 1 bh hahahahaha😂
@@Bluebannana27-lz9ke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 it soundedcute and funny
9:09 Bryson: * sips beer *
Bryson’s body: you have committed heresy now perish
Me: *eats the entire beer from mom*
Also me: oh cool that’s tastes worse then sugar-free coffee
Omg dis is funy
“Ah yes, the old saloon seems like a good place to start”
-Eddward Gould
eddsworLd
Rest in peace
R.I.P. Edd Gould 1988-2012
I immediately thought about saloonatics bc of thumbnail and rip Edd Gould
ayyyy, fellow Eddhead
Bryson: Murders anyone that disagrees with him
Serial Killers: *learn from the master*
Learn from the mastah!
She not with him tonight she not with Jim tonight she in the gym tonight work out in that._.(ayy) i’m getting ripped tonight RIP that._.(ayy) i’m going in tonight she acting like an addict(uh) thicker than Andy Richard i’m at the boy in the six(uh) measurements were in the six(yeah)
@@nicolespenc1 wot
First person to reply is cool
Yessss
The part in the beginning, made me laugh for hours🤣🤣🤣(literally)😒
Bryson after murdering someone
:Bryson I’m a big boy now
Same
:3 I'm a big boi now
Kinda know the feel.
“Hey when are you going to hit 21?”
“I’m 29”
“Oh”
" o h . "
Lmao
@@y9kt i laughed at ur name TWT
@@Liiyt ok
@@Liiyt based
“One beer please”
“Hah nice try kid, you ain’t old enoug-“
“ here is my id my birth certificate, and my drivers license, GiVe Me ThE BeEr “ is the best line
Yes
I loved that part lol
And social security number
8:30
@@yxorPnwoknU thank you
I'm 22 now but people think I'm in my mid or late 20s. When I was 11, people always thought I was in high school or college. I look, dress, and act older than I actually was. HEALP
He is now legally old enough to buy a beer
I had booze on my birthday! Sweet!
There's always problems with your sister being older than you.
Man, I wish I had a little brother who is kind - hearted.
Happy birthday dude
not mentally though.
Bryson: *gone for 2 months*
Everyone: hEs DeAd!!1!11!!1!
People always assume the worst case scenario when someone isn't active on the internet for some reason
@@PinguNSE That’s true. Don’t people know their also human with their own life and might want a break from uploading?
You’re on the internet or not alive. one or the other
Bryson: does not show mercy and stabs a man
The man: fades away
"I'm a big boy now"
Wild brisson?
@@wyattgamer2192 ah yes a wild b r i s s o n
8:54 the joker frl
Bryson: Brutally murdered a man because he was called small
Also him five seconds later:
I'm a big boy now :3
Gained 50xp 20G lv increased
Lmao
He gained experience before he won the battle
Honestly I feel like this dude has gotten tons more violent as time goes on
Level Up!
Bartender: *dies*
Brison: "I'm a big boy now."
also bryson: *blushes*
When the bartender faded away my mind immediately thought it was a Demon Slayer reference
brison is going to brison
get it a h a h a
His Name's Bryson not Brison with an i
no one:
some guy: youre short
Haminations: You have been sentenced to death
Fax
@@OnlyXenorb Y E S H
Oh ok
Some guy:MMMM UUUU SS UUU OOOOUUuuooomm..
*F A X*
Ey, people used to think I was younger than I actually was all the way until I turned 16, now people think I’m older than I actually am. I had a voice just like yours until I was like 15, then it shifted to a way deeper voice and now I sound like one of those 70’s deep voiced narrators you hear on television. I don’t know how it got this deep, but it did. I’m currently 17 now.
“They poop their pants anyways so I execute them”
Good that ties up one less loose end
Ok
Wait, holy shit that means this man kills babies
How his videos have changed for the worst makes me sad.
9:00 to 9:24
Bryce: I’m 20
Literally anyone: *surprised pikachu face*
Lol I didn't care how old he was when I saw him, he said he was 20 I was like "ok wow"
lmao
Literally anyone: **Disagrees with Bryson**
Bryson: *"You're free trial of living has ended."*
Underrated comment
@@kaslecrashors you shut up
@@kaslecrashors ik
Me when you want anything from me: *I guess you've chosen to see your ancestors*
@@kaslecrashors you shut up
3:45 I couldn't stop laughing help
Bryson when he's 100 years old People: you don't look a day over 12.
Stfu
@@Santi9134 no u
RoboPro :0 calm down
“Some of you guys turn 12 and then boom, adults” that is the most true thing I’ve heard today
Similar experience.
15 years old
walked into a bar
they thought I was thirty and was tired from work
:-(
now I'm 22 and the only thing that's changed is that my back and knees hurt more and I can't see as well
Basically me. Im 13 and im 6 feet tall and 230 pounds of natural burly weight with a beard growing and people always think I'm middle aged. It must be my Russian genetics
well, he does live in a bizarre universe...
That’s me lol, and I’m not even twelve yet XD
@@georgevolkov2158 I was like 12 when I started growing facial hair and that's because of my italian Gene's
"Its not about the money its about sending the message" that had me dead
*destroys a town*
It’s bout sendin a message!
It.s so funny
HoW aRe YoU CoMmEnTiNg ThEn
@@emmapayne2251 it's about sending the message
Start: 2:26
(Edit: I Edited For No Reason)
Why Was I Born This Way? I Don’t Know. 🤠
End: 2:32
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that he has THE PERFECT MICKEY MOUSE VOICE
No
No
Yes
I know I destroyed the No spree
Yes
Why does Bryson have to ride on a airplane when he is literally a god
Well you se- wait that’s actually a good point
Good point
Wh- I mean- ye?
It’s not about the logic it’s about putting in as many kills as possible into one video
somebody just liked this as it was 59. I WAS LITERALLY GONNA FEEL THAT SATISFACTION OF CHANGING A NUMBER TO A-
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
*a*
Random person:
“Hey wait a minute your not 20!”
Bryson:
wrong answer
I'm bored does anyone want to collaborate༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ
@@messedupanimations1540 nah
@@andro.txt0 ok 👍
@@messedupanimations1540 how record and edit? Me dum
@@WoodlouseChucker idk I'm dum too
1:13 "im a big boy now." Got me dying...😂
“The killing joke has become unfunny and repetitive-“
* Bricen shooting noises and blood and death *
*me wheezing *
happened to me
i see no problem here
Same
"Bricen"
Why do people disagree just why
😎👍🏻
No more comments
#1 fan
👉😎👈
Yes
OH THE FUCK ARE YOU VARIFIED
Now you are 23 years old and I love your videos keep up the work ❤ᕦ😁ᕤ
Someone: Bryson, you look so young! There’s no way you’re an adu-
Bryson: *So you have chosen death :)*
“That milk and those babies are gonna be crazy.”
“bruh my milk tastes like colors”
Odd1sout: “WoAh DuDe, My SaNdwhIch TasTe liKe ColoRS”
That milk IN this babies
Bruuuuhhhh mah milk taste like
C O L O R S
Lol
7:27 here
Haminations asking for a beer and looking cute is wholesome
The bartender expects him to whip out the McLovin fake ID
True
😞Well that's not gonna get him anywhere like that Even with cute and handsome Looks.
0:13
♥️♥️♥️
“Imma big boi now :)” got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone: “exists”
Bryson: *so you have chosen death.*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@SillyStank *monke*
@@cinnamoroll5475 Monke: Simba
That is the straight up Truth
Bryson why do you always kill people in your comments why do you kill people in your game so no
I’m
Irl brison:*Couldnt kill anyone* Brison in his world of animation:*The god of this world, a supernatural slow ageing lifeform, able to do anything in his desire*
So true
@@Nutella_On_Toasts Ye, Kinda like kars.
Bro u spelt his name wrong it's not brison it bryson
Brison🚫 Bryson✅️ get it right bro💀
“why was I born this way? I don’t know.” Best quote ever
Quote of the day
@DanaOmatic wha?
The way the AI sings is cool
@DanaOmatic Correction: Quote of the Century.
I only actually came in the comments to see this
I'm almost an adult, I look and sound like kid. So i'm right there with you Bryson
Alternate title: Bryson kills several people for making fun of his height
Another title: 3 reasons why Bryson hates women
We have to be 20 years old to have Netflix and UA-cam
@@majorblazer3233 n o
Bryson is Edward Elric confirmed?
@@bluerazzberrygames2922 I mean he does have brothers but we can just kill the others so there’s only one left
Random dude: “There’s no way you’re 20.”
Bryson: “HERE IT COMES”
LMAO STOP
Oh gooood lmao
This needs more likes XD
LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 here it comes 😆
LOL
Someone: stop lying about your age!
Bryson: stop lying about your ability to breathe
Hqaha
@Dxx1227 Crider 24 seconds ago
3:44 Walkardly 😂
Is it just me or does the scene in “this milk taste like Colors” remind me of the odd ones out in his sandwich videos saying “wow dude this sandwich taste like colors”
Lol same
I thought it was familiar
"This milk taste like colors"
My laugh meter:🍅🍊🍏😂
Honestly I thought the same thing LOL
Yea, I was wondering where I had hear that from!
I love how just everyone who freaks out about his age or calls him small gets murked! Or threaten
Yeah ikr
You spelled murder Wrong
@@dragonztheendking1381 nope that was on purpose.. it's an artist choice
Anyone: *says that bryson is not 20*
Bryson: S O Y O U H A V E C H O O S E N D E A T H
(edit) thx for 184 likes)
Naw, he sounds like he is 5
@@chubbathepig5920 get ready for bryson to beat your ass.
@@chubbathepig5920 i bet your voice sounds like you are 2
Why do I hear boss music?
@@iapetus6110 same to you my good sir 🙃
The killing joke Will never be repetitive Bryson keep doing it
Bryson: kills somebody
seconds later:i`m a big boy now
Lol
Yes a murderes one
I love how the person who said: “bruh my milk tasted like colors” *sparkly eyes*
I also noticed how him and the odds1out both said in their video I will link soon both said that it tastes like colors
It was funny
@@Singleishere that is true.
7:27
@@Singleishere also the toothbrush joke
The bar scene in a nutshell:
“I’m 20”
“No ur not”
“Yes I am”
“No, your not”
“Wanna bet?”
“Aight, bet”
Owmyoa Mou… shin iru
NANI
What the
Understanding
NANI?
NANI!?!?!?
I laughed like Mickey Mouse 4:23
“It’s not about the money *TEHA* it’s about SENDING A M E S S A G E” bro I’m dead
Omg same lol
Bryson when seing BrodyAnimates comment: *P U L L S O U T S H O T G U N*
Me when i say Bryson is 9 cuz he is 6:38 (im kidding dont shoot me) and doesnt read (im kidding dont shoot me)
I can’t believe being the animator of the world gives you powers over your subjects
the beginning is kinda cringe ngl
@@potatoemporer2174 well yeah, but actually no, but am i judging? no.
@@potatoemporer2174 k buddy
@@potatoemporer2174 no you
woah 208 in one day
“Bruh my milk tastes like colors” me: “give me the milk😐”
Lol
Did you used the wrong emoji in an accident? It has the same energy as
"Uncle just died today 😂"
TINY CHILD WAIT PLEASE IM SORRY! *gets disintegrated from Haminations*
"some of you turn 12 then boom adult"
honestly... he isn't wrong.
Very true very true
Yes
I want to do 👨 🔫
@@ducke69 stop get some help
@@ducke69 ok, lol