Conan Throws Jordan Schlansky A Bachelor Party | CONAN on TBS
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- Jordan's getting married soon, so Conan decides to throw him a surprise stag party. Bring on the Jäger and strippers!
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When Jordan replied, "You," my heart broke.
+Brian C ikr i wish conan stopped being a jackass for that one moment
I thought he said "Hugh"
Then (from 0:52 on) Conan facial expressions are Kennedy's!
+Mouse Trap no it isn't watch the video showing him showing up late
theyre actually really good friends outside of the show. this is all a skit and the jordan character is slightly embellished for the clips
This is why Conan is so great, he actually does comedy instead of stupid lip sync battles.
The Wilfred I am sick and tired of Jimmy kimmel did this and jimmy kimmel did that, I would take Conan over every other host any day of the week.
The Wilfred Wilfred firing shots!!! The end is near..
KidCooties *claps and fake laughs* You are funny.
While I certainly prefer Conan to Fallon, I don't see the need for the incessant bashing of Fallon. Conan and Fallon aren't even rivals or anything like that, so what's that all about?
The Wilfred Lol@comparing Conan to Failon. Conan is on another level of awesomeness. Failon is just a product of Jay Leno's assholery.
I bumped into Jordan Schlansky just a few years ago in Texas and he really is just the nicest guy. I had asked if I could take a picture with him since my wife and I are such big fans of his segments with Conan. He was in the middle of something but he was so nice that he actually came back and found us after he was done and we all took a picture together. Thank you for always making us smile Jordan! Hope we get to see you in Texas again sometime!
He was clearly in the middle of finalizing various tasks.
I'm sure you took various pictures with Jordan.
He needed to go to the restroom and prepare his body in various ways before being photographed.
Only in Texas
You lucky duck!
Jordan's face while his entire body is vibrating as she violently bounces on him is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
He visually looks so uncomfortable
@@round105 yeah duh thats the bit
He looks so physically and spiritually disturbed., I feel sorry for him lol
So much violence there
She can bounce on me.
Conans reaction to the stripper being an actual stripper was hilarious
I think he had a mini heart attack
I agree. I don't think he knew that was going to happen.
Part 2: Who hired actual strippers.
You get what you pay for in LA, they don't play around.
the reaction on the guy with the checkered shirt was hilarious too...hahaha , i don't think he was expecting that either. He looked over at Conan.
When The stripper took her shirt off Conan was just like “I’m getting sued arent I?”
KATHERINE TIPTON his or Jordan’s
What the hell? A split second of the stripper in a thong??!! Thanks for leaving me hangin!😡
Ridiculed Victor A cite? More like an entire GENRE of websites
Ridiculed Victor what is this site
By who tho
When the male stripper accidentally kicked Jordan's head, I felt that.
poor him, I'd be so freakin' annoyed.
You were kicked in the head by a male stripper once?
Accidentally? 100% Conan paid him to
same.
ikr？poor stripper
Of course Jordan knows these things, he has been studying us humans for several millenia.
Yup and also makes human soil
Various human behaviors overs numerous millennia
you mean he has been studying us in various ways
Conan was more scared of his wife than the network
Catholic
@@hgff69 lol if he is a real Catholic I am an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy
@@gornes2403 You are an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy
Orthodox
@@gornes2403 i just think the person is referring to his lineage which is Irish Catholic but as far as I know Conan doesn’t practice it.
Am I the only one who intently listens to what Jordan has to say?
Nope. 😆
I thought I was the only one! Haha
yes
I do lol
Yes, he's actually interesting but it's his attitude that makes him funny. I like how he doesn't kow tow to Conan.
4:58 Best part. Just the shot of Conan standing there regretting his decision while the stripper bounces up and down on Jordan’s lap who’s not even fazed by any of it is such a beautiful sight to behold
Accidental Renaissance
Truly spectacular
5:32 Nick's finger is bleeding. can we just appreciate his dedication to this.
yikes I knew something was off when he hesitated to chug the beer.
Saw that.. bright red
I wonder why his mouth isn't bleeding.
I wonder how it happened. It's not the same hand he used to bite the beer can.
and then the next shot he has a bandage and still is vibing to the music. that's dedication
It’s just quite literally a Spongebob and Squidward dynamic.
That makes so much sense
Omg, YES! You hit the nail on the head.
Nah, Conan doesn't think of Jordan as a friend, it would be like if Squidward said that SpongeBob was his best friend
Except squid ward is void of emotions
Jordan more like Squidward
I love that Beer Guy is equally down with both strippers
bi icon
Apple Justice bicon
LOL
A true professional
🥃 here's to you supportive bachelor party guy!
Plot twist, Jordan’s best friend is named You. He wasn’t talking about Conan at all.
He’s buddies with Cubs pitcher, Yu Darvish ?!
@@cesarsoria423 Hahahah that's impressive you came up with a japanese guy lol
or he actually said Hugh lol
Yu Wuhan
His friend's name is Joe Goldberg
Jordan: "A man just put his testicles in my face."
Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?"
LMAO
and the DJ be like 'yeh that one was lit"
i thought he was lying but it's actually goes back to ancient sparta.
Jordan is a very smart man, he's a computer
@Mr.Anchovy His CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Yaahhr
Jordan is a computer, I've never seen him smile or laugh.
could be a vulkan!
That explains the women in God Of War games. ;)
“Did you look that up?”
Jordan: “I know these things.”
He existed in ancient Sparta ofc he does
Loved it!
That information was installed on his last update
Proof that Jordan is a machine with a computer for his brain
I’ve just discovered the Conan and Jordan saga today and I’ve literally spent HOURS watching every crumb of content I can.
I am jeaous that you just got the experience for the first time.
Yeah same.
Welcome to the club
same watching them is now part of my daily routine
Oh my god they definitely weren’t expecting her to go topless
Yeah how would they know would that a stripper would get undressed
An Irish-American catholic, a human robot and a, well, random 'can chopper' order a stripper... Of course those three didn't think it through! 😆
@@9er817 maybe because they’re recording for TV
@@NiVi192 Brolaf is here !
@@randomguy8228
Yup, she's too bold to do that while the Camera was recording.
Conan - "I'm not gonna humiliate you"
4 minutes later - Jordan has a dudes ball sack in his face
Wes 76 damm... no chill from you sir.
But did he humiliate him?
It’s only humiliating if you get embarrassed by what other people do in your presence lol
The man was named "boner" in front of how many people?
@@aziremperorofthesands6369 Oh. I thought he said "boater." That could still have a sexual conotation.
This was when I officially realized I loved Jordan
same
same
same!
Its like Conan knew there was SOMETHING he liked in this guy...but he just wasn't quite sure what it was till, he started with the late entry on that one friday...and he was waltzing into work around noon...1.....that was when I sure knew Jordan was.,.,,FOR ME!
PIM's a Whovian That would be the best bachelor party i ever had but the fireman has to go
A man like Jordan will never cheat. He is a man that his wife can trust!
His wife is a lucky lady.
I agree that's what I was thinking
a robot*
but he is no fun
He has various wives
When she lifted her top up, Conan knew his wife was gonna kill him lol
What is soy boyish
@@criptik5208 huh
@@criptik5208 stfu incel, he's a married man and knows how to respect his wife
I like the reaction of Conan when the chick took off her top it was like "whoa girl, we didn't discuss going that far lol "
word!!!
including Jordans "lets pretend long time friend"
J G i
Jordan’s expression at 4:53 is like “Conan was not expecting that and now I’m here…”
I'M ON A CONAN MARATHON. CAN'T STOP. SEND HELP
Been there and enjoyed every moment of it
lol yesterday I spent 5 hours watching Conan-Jordan videos and loved their travels through Italy... came to find out they've been working together for 21 years now... found a couple times Jordan breaking character... but make no mistake these are really good two friends, an no Jordan is not his on camera persona... it's almost more funny to catch him break character now(very rare)
ill see you at the end brother
You still need help?
HELP IS ON THE... Yeah I can't help ya. I'm on the same boat as you. 😭😂
I can’t imagine Jordan being married to any other than Siri
Lollllzzz
😂😂😂
Lmao
Don’t be silly. Siri’s too human 😆
@@aprilhollow5780 yeah you’re right 😆😂
i like how conan genuinely seems impressed that beer guy bit the beer open
More like shocked
Who isn’t impressed?
I still can't tell if that dude is the dullest human alive or the amazing keeper of a straight face in history.
vahnn0 I also think he's on the spectrum for Autism, possibly Aspergers. So, not only can he keep a straight face, but his personality can naturally come off cold and awkward, which can provide Conan with almost unlimited material when they're together. It's gold
+galept it's just acting lol
Andhino Cika Nope, I disagree. Is it hard to believe that someone could be awkward, and that Conan knows how to exploit his awkwardness for the show?
+galept only for the show right? i believe they have normal conversation in real life.
+galept *Can't tell if trolling or just incredibly stupid*
I'm convinced now that jordan is a brilliant actor
qui ero de visente fernandes
qui ero de visente fernandes
qui ero de visente fernandes
+Loop Set he's a producer on the show
+Abe Grimm Really? What does he do as a producer?
This is why I love Conan. There's a moment around 3:32 when he asks the frat guy "Remember Jordan's nick name" and the guy responds "Boner". If you look at Conan he was a little taken back by that comment but then just as fast decided to just go with it. Legendary
jordan’s dead pan “i know these things” killed me, it insinuates he in fact did not look this up and knew it from birth
I have a friend who's like this...we call him the font of useless information. He's got an eidetic memory, and literally doesn't forget anything.
@@WestOfEarth Just say photographic
FUN FACT: Jordan Schlansky has never felt the need to use an exclamation mark.
***** And no one's ever told him to calm down.
***** fun pseudo fact - the Stig tried to teach him to drive .. left infuriated and proceeded to set the ring record to de-stress
***** is he a real dude lol
+fidorover He once got drunk and stated that domestic water tasted just as good as the more expensive Veen.
+fidorover Wanted to upvote but didn't want to be the douche who broke that perfect 200.
I'm actually enjoying Jordan's rambling of knowledge.
+Aozotra Disagreed on the compressed/uncompressed music tho... LOOOLLL
+Aozotra Gerolsteiner is great Mineral Water
+Aozotra He's a deeply emotional man.
+Aozotra Yes he really got a nice,calm voice and seems werry intelligent.Conan just sounds anoying and loud as always.
+Orion Jimmy its a script dude chill
i love how it started with Jordan minding his business and quickly ended with a party happening in his office
Jordans face when the dude bit into the beer can 😂😂😂😂
Like these crying cat memes
I've seen Jordan break in a few clips, but that was one of the few times you can see him trying not to.
That was so cute when he said you were his friend
That was so cute when you commented here
@@Limpuls
That not a little girl..
If so, she shouldn't be here..
This is for the work man..
@@myman8336 all I see in profile pic is 11 yrs old girl
i really think jordan doesnt have friends 🤣
Jordan like I hate my boss 😂 But he's buying me Bentley
Jordan "Boner" Schlansky
Petar Jangelovski
*“GET IT HARD BUDDY“!*
😂😂😂😂😂
Jordan Schlongsky
@@samyuktha. this deserves more attention
@@esmestiel someone else commented it on some other Jordan video but I thought this was relevant here hehe
Conan was truly not ready for the stripper to take her top off
Jordan has a natural talent that cannot be taught or learned in a classroom..
He and Conan, whether they are aware of it or not, have an amazing comedy chemistry..
I could watch them do anything and the results world be satisfying..
They are like the new Martin and Lewis .. so funny.
There needs to be a Conan and Jordan Movie….
"Whether they're aware of it or not..."
Oh they're aware of it. Or Conan is anyways.
There are fossils more alive than Jordan Schlansky
It's a character
@@rohanmehta8148 Its not. Hes really this weird.
@chairman meow it’s actually a character
this is topnotch commentry right here 🤣🤣
steve crawford damn dude
5:01
"I think Abigail is an attractive woman, however I don't think this situation is conducive to sexual arousal."
I love Jordan XD
Translation: "I AM FLACCID."
Now that’s a real man.
TBH, its true, that situation is fun, tho not necessarily arousing
It’s crazy that he can keep the act because I would have been all over that
Weto Gang maybe bc it’s not an act
Conan:🤪😂
Friend:😁
DJ:😎🎧
Jordan:😐
As an audio engineer, I have to agree with him that WAV and AIFF is superior to MP3.
I lost all faith that this is his real attitude since he didn't say FLAC
"I'm indifferent. I don't know what's in store."
I kinda love that answer. Very honest.
Conan > every other host
+Lorenzo RR too bad craig never been funny
ellens better but hes okay
Pure Gamer God get out
+Pure Gamer God Ellen isn't funny at all.
Lorenzo RR agreed.
I always appreciate how Schlansky, when asked a question, always answers very sincerely.
5:32 seems like our best friend Ｎick had hurt himself during his dramatic performances..
if we had a world of just jordans we would find world peace because we would be too occupied with correcting eachother
They would correct each other to death
Actually, according to quantum theory, the chances of that happening are likely well below one out of one vigintillion.
While it's technically possible, it's unlikely to occur before the heat-death of the universe.
By the time the heat-death does occur, the chance will reach exactly zero percent.
This is because all energy exchanges in the universe will have stopped, thus making the chance of anything happening reach exactly zero.
The temperature of the universe will also reach absolute zero. This is why it's called heat death.
This is all hypothetical, of course. There are many variables and unknowns involved in such quantum models of the universe.
manictiger What are you doing here Jordan?
CaptainAlligatah there would be nothing to correct if we were all Jordan's
that would only lead to more war though
Put pointy ears on him and he is a Vulcan.
that explains everything
TheTuubster After he went to all that plastic surgery to lop them off??
TheTuubster Wasn't Jordan the one that would dress as Spock and flip everyone off on the old Late Night show??
TheTuubster I dunno if Jordan could pull it off though, he's programing may conflict with something.
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I honestly dont question Jordan's choice to not have a typical bachelor party. I just hung out with my dad, a few friends, ordered pluckers and watched the longhorn game. Awsome night no regrets.
Did your wife had a stripper on her bachelorette?
As someone who worked in a liquor wholesaler, when Conan threw the Jägermeister on the floor at @03:02, I felt sorry for Jordan because of the stench he has had to sit in for the last 5 years.
"The bachelor party goes back to ancient Sparta." It seems like Jordan got sucked into a Wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up on the history of the bachelor party
He didn't look it up; he just knows these things.
Trey Atkins I bet when Jordan was a baby instead of crying he'd just start shouting random facts no normal person knows off the top of their head. He just came out of his moms womb shouting "THE BACHELOR PARTY GOES BACK TO ANCIENT SPARTA!!"
@403 Forbidden Which is surprising considering he looks so bloody dead in his eyes and soul that he might as well be a computer with a blank dark screen. For eternity.
@@TheWonderfulBlake No he came out saying if the doctor pulled him out at the right time, he'd be more intelligent.
He's programmed with every knowledges in the world.
Am I the only one who felt sorry for him when he said Conan was his friend
No
Yes 😭
yaa😥😥😭
Yeah me too
not really if he wanted friends he would have some. not everyone cares to have friends
The way conan's energy changed when her shirt came off then the looks Jordan was giving Conan that entire time was just crazy.
I know in my heart of hearts that Conan loves Jordan and Jordan loves Conan
I googled it, turns out Jordan was right. Bachelor parties were indeed invented by the Spartans.
belthazormn1 I believe he's 100% right that he says
I don’t what’s more funny that you googled it or Jordan said it 😂😂😂
He knows these things
I just watched a man get abused by a ginger.
Whats wrong with that?
@Victoria ...
Did you like it?
So if a black guy abused a white man it is okay
Putang Ina wtf are these comments
This is one of his best sketches. Just can not stop laughing throughout. I want Beer Guy in my life.
When Jordan said ‘I prefer uncompressed digital music’, I realized I am like Jordan Schlansky.
*Sparkling water with a high mineral content*
@Sandor Clegane Possibly.
Geroldsteiner really is a damn good water.
*Voss water*
@#BDS probbably off the cuff. Jordan is genius!
@@thomasthemenace It's pretty damn good. Though Jordan likes Geroldsteiner after he's had espresso, I gotta say, I truly enjoy it as a general drinking water too. ;)
Jordan is the son of Dwight and Angela from the office.
Omg so true
@@mtgreveal1864Dwight just raised him. His biological father is Sylar from Heroes.
She always wanted a pair of well behaved boys
then Conan is a son of Pam and Jim
OMFG YES 😂😂😂
I love how Conan goes from Party Bro to Shy School Boy in a second lol
When the fireman stripper kneed Jordan on the head, I freaking lost it lmaooo
Omg conan is the only talk show host that actually makes me laugh. Everyone else is typical bs humor.
xdonvito exactly
Totally agree
Colbert does it for me aswell, also John Stewart
Agree
I enjoy Kimmel and Fallon, too. The clip of Kimmel and Damon in couples therapy is awesome, but I think my favorite of his is when he scared workers with a fake Kimmel statue.
I admire how Jordan is above petty human emotions...I aspire to that level of awakening.
Train your mind and make it impenetrable
Where is that part of the video? He is full of petty emotions from my kind of view.
He's a Vulcan w plastic surgery to his ears.
Yeah wtff
LOOOL Jordan is the embodiment of the meaning "petty"
if jorden is playing character he ia the greatest actor of all time .
When the class clown play with the quiet kid
Conan wasnt ready for the next level
Patrick Jones at the very least not when the camera is showinh
when he was so shocked i cracked up 😂
Nova Enforcer15 I’m sure that’s his genuine reaction, as a guy who graduated from Harvard with a literature degree, he’s probably a man of culture like Jordan. The Conan we see is more of a character I think.
I was just thinking we need another Jordan Schlansky remote and one appears.
Psychic?
Hispanic Girls Twerking Nah bitch. It's just me.
Hispanic Girls Twerking How about this... just yesterday I went through all of them laughing my ass of wondering, "man, why did they stop doing these?".
John Crichton Yeah but mine is cooler. I *felt* it. Plz call the X-Men and tell them I'm on the way...
No, your fake italian sense was tingling
tHATS WHAT I WAS THINKING I LITERALLY WATCHED THE PLAYLIST LAST NIGHT
Conan: "I got you a real bachelor party friend! Nick!"
Introvert: "That's annoying."
4:52 Love Connan’s and the Jordan’s friend reaction
4:40 i love how both conan and nick recoiled in fear
*Wow, **_Jordan_** would be a good actor*
What do you think hes doing right now.... cmon
Im Tylito I think this is genuinely him. Particularly since people who work with him say so in other videos. I think he just kicks his personality up a notch for the videos.
He is
He is... You really think all this is real?
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The part of me that I hate is the part that genuinely wanted to hear Jordan’s views on uncompressed audio files 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:04 I do wonder what happened between the cuts
“You gotta put your top back on, but you can take your pants off if that make you feel more comfortable.”
I don't know if that was a scripted joke, but, when Jordan said "You" and Conan laughed; I died a little inside. That was so sad. I expected Conan to hug him.
I thought he said Beu
R3fug33 I felt sad about it too.
But yeah, no, they're friends. :) The way Conan treats him is just a bit.
Alec I assumed so. I feel bad for Jordan sometimes, but then I remember it's all a bit. If it weren't he would have been fired long ago.
I'm glad they're friends.
R3fug33 He said Beu, he laughed because it's not a common name and sounds made up lol
Joshua Zapata No he laughed and shook his head because Jordan said "you".
3:38 "GET IT HARD BUDDY!!!"
bakerXderek BONER!
CHEEAA!!
bakerXderek Derek we watch a lot of the same videos. Every time i watch a video, I look at the comments and you are always down here.
bakerXderek lmfao
bakerXderek hahaha i laughed so hard
Jordan is the best actor of our generation. The ability to keep a straight face through all of that is brilliant.
This is my favorite Conan/Jordan outing...and I think I've seen them all. Conan is truly the king
conan's face when he knew the stripper went too far
I never feel bad for Jordan, and i know these are scripted, but when he said Conan was his friend and then Conan just laughed, I actually felt a bit bad lol...
Brandon Anderson I don’t think these are scripted. Conan has a general outline of what he wants to do, but there’s no writer writing a script. It’s mostly Conan improvising.
@@uzzieb9984 Minimally scripted. But this one was way out of the road!
Daddy issues coming out
I think conan did that for the sketch, i feel conan cares for him more than actually jordan does.
@@doggomcd Yeah they are actually friends
This was one of the best Jordan sketches of all time!
Hands down the best video of the two
The dude from Screen Junkies!!
Because why not? Everyone loves Nick Mundy
ain't no thing like Schlansky except Schlansky
Fancy Hat true true
Bayu Nuratmaja He's actually been apart of a bunch of skits for Conan
The Honey Badger I've literally been apart of every single skit Conan has ever done.
How could u stay in character when she’s grinding on u lol
Even Conan was surprised lol
E
That’s how he is. He isn’t acting.
Alit Memeti he has broke character multiple time and started laughing in multiple Remotes
@@sleep2890 he laughed during the italy trip cause he was happy AF , he is capable of happiness, but the things that make him excited are different of most people
When the stripper takes off her bra, Conan’s reaction is priceless 😂 He is like “Oh no, my wife is going to kill me if I even take a little glance… MUST.NOT.WATCH” 😂
Thanx to you both I'm having fun watching all of you'er video in quarantine. LMAO
00:02 his Name plaque thing says..."Jordan Schansky One Cranky fake Itallian"
sam kupper lmao!
WTF
sam kupper great catch!
Wtf how did you see it?!
Conan called him that in one video, and they added it to his plaque
"A man just put his testicles in my face" Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?" LOL
Conan: “I’m not gonna humiliate you”
5:18
Conan and schlansky’s personalities together make up that of a normal person and I love it.
*I think abigail is an attractive woman, however i don't think this situation is condusive to sexual arousing* 😂
*conducive
Jordan is sooo my kind of guy!
ikr savage
Archangel Michael her complete name, please?
For science purposes 👀☝
5:31 the big dude is bleeding hahaha
is it just me or does jordan look really sick in this one? it looks like he lost a lot of weight compared to the older vids
Jabriil Ibrahim i was gonna point that out too. It looks like he lost weight, but in an unhealthy way. Like when someone is sick.
Yeah he did look thinner
+ScrubsRocks4Ever lmao 5:57 he has his hand duct taped and wrapped with paper towel
Even Nick,the beer helmet guy was a little shook when the rockets came out!
Jordan is like a walking Wikipedia
I thought that after the lady stripper Conan will bring in a robot for Jordan...
I personally feel jordan to be a very sweet and introvert person ... Like when he said "you" it really made my heart melt .... It was very sweet ... And have a happy married life jordan
love Conan's micro expression of pure joy when the guy improvs the nickname 'Boner' at 3:32!
I always loved that moment so much :D
My favorite!
"Get it harddddddd buddyyyyyyy!!!" 🤣
Conan looks like Meryl Streep.
ROFL
Nicole Tarentaal also catylin jenner
😂😂😂😂