House MD | Best of Clinic Scenes
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
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"I've been a Dr. 20 years you aren't going to surprise me"
"It's an MP3 player."
*queue the House face of surprise"
I'm wondering why he has an mp3 player in his butt lol I didn't see the episode fully so why does he have it up there
@@JinxMarie1985 there wasn’t a reason He just did it because sexual experimentation
@@JinxMarie1985prostate stimulation
😂😂😂😂😂 that scene kills me every time 😂
@@robertwingate2446 too bad it's in a bad spot!
"We're not vaccinating"
House: "and i took that personally"
Gribbit
Reasonable reaction, let's be real.
"I just don't like being told what to do."
Something House understood well.
We need to bring Hugh Laurie back just to do hour long shows doing clinic duty.
That would be an excellent spin off
Him dealing with a woke genz
That would be good
Yes!
It was nice of House to share his painkillers. I wish I had a doctor like that.
SAME!
One of many reasons why this guy would never keep his license in the real-world.
@@milascave2 never keep his license? he would get a raise in the usa
Me too
😂😂 yeah really
House: Clinic Duty would be the greatest show of this generation.
How about if he uses his normal voice ?
Oh yeah
I love these scenes, it's such a shame House hated clinic duty
No it’s not lol
Him hating it is what made it great. He made a game of it
They wouldn't be funny if he liked clinic duty.
The nicest clinic he did was the Parthenogenesis episode. He still got his brand of fun!!
Because he thinks it beneath him.
Great series, brilliant actor... hard to believe he's British... his American is flawless...
His ENGLISH is flawless.
@@kurtissjacobs5618 Really?
@@kurtissjacobs5618 uh. he speaks english anyway. his american *accent* is flawless
12:03 "The most successful marriages are based on LIES! And you are off to a great start!"
I nearly sprayed my computer keyboard on that line
Well, he *is* ruggedly handsome, I'll give you that. Just not my cup of tea.
"You have gonorrhea."
Perfection.
throw some light why did he sue house for treating him?
@@DukeChike He makes his money doing it, goes from doctor to doctor accusing them of malpractice and filing a suit then agreeing to drop it for a settlement. Sad truth is the settlement costs less than going to court and winning so most places will just settle. That's why he was seeing someone so far out of his normal living area in the first place.
House claimed he had Gonorrhea since now the guy doesn't know one way or the other but since he's suing house he can't find out until the lawsuit is concluded.
House thinking of Wilson and letting him stare.
A real friend 😜
It's infuriating to see his "light bulb" moments and not get to see the solution to the case.
Lol yeah it is!!
@@JinxMarie1985 I kept trying to recall. “Just 2hat did he think of there”
If only there was a show that showed us what he did after he walked off.
@@ericosb4503 That would be crazy. What would we even call such a show? Perhaps... Horse.. MD or something?
@@doinkstr No…that seems too simple.
Him sharing his Vicodin like it’s candy!
I am so glad with all the hundreds of Vicodin I took I NEVER got a rush, feel good off them. They just helped with pain. Same for morphine, few others. But if I took more then 2 I often threw up.
@@larrythompson8630I LOVE morphine! Unfortunately, nurses and doctors are stingy with what I call “the Good Stuff”!
And I took thousands over the course of 30 years. Morphine too, just sporadically.
Only one "high" when I picked up somebody's drink that had a good amount of vodka.
And now? Lucky to get anything stronger than an ibuprofen.
I'm going in for heart surgery with a guarantee. Morphine the day of surgery and the following day. Then vicodin as needed.
13:00 - I appreciate that, while she’s willing to hide her colossal misstep from him, she’s unwilling to make him unwittingly raise another man’s child.
Notice how she goes from nervous and considering an abortion to ecstatic.
She knows that if the baby is not his and she goes through with it, one day he will find out. She is not worried about him, she is simply concerned with her own image of herself, if there is no proof then it never happened. An all too common trait today. (In both men and women)
Totally the right thing not telling him about the mistake. i don't want to be married to someone who is cheating, but let's say this kind of thing happened, and we reconciled. I would absolutely not want to be told. Perhaps it's the lapsed catholic in me, but confession happens in a church with a priest. Then you repent and stop doing bad things. You don't pollute your relationship. Also, that abortion decision has got to be gut wrenching. I'm 100% pro choice and a guy, but we know that after a certain point, the baby is very likely to go to term, at least assuming access to care (which is a big if in this country, sadly.) I don't think it's a legal person, but the mother is thinking of it as 'the baby.' having to terminate that would not be a call i'd ever want to have to make.
@emu314159 It really depends. I’d say it’s a legal person once it’s viable. So I’m pro-choice, but also in favor of limits, like the ones they have in Europe. This is a debate that will never be settled because both sides of the issue make sense, they just come from different places.
He lied
So ecstatic that it implies that she possibly wants to make another 'mistake' with House...
I like how House was playing Metroid Fusion.
Fun fact: He got that game from an autistic child he treated. The kid was obsessed with the handheld game, but upon his discharge, he gave it to House. It was a sign of the kid reaching out through autism, but also related to House digging on Wilson because his pediatric patients often gave him gifts (toys,etc) as a thank you
Hate to be that guy but it's actually zero mission hehe
@@Masterslam999 metroid fusion in one clip, then metroid zero mission in another
@@buffmywifi3839 I think it's zero mission in both, at least from the same episode (Occam's razor)
"Any history of sanity in your family?"
Jajajaj
"I have an uncle who does Yoga"
xd the orange guy hahahaha the carrot thing.
Guy came back, without the ring
House was right, his wife WAS having an affair.
I remember babysitting for this couple and when I walked in to the kitchen and saw the wife, she had turned orange, and I was just staring at her, trying not to burst out laughing, and I said, How’s the tanning pills going? And she says, They turned me orange. I thought to myself, no kidding!! She looked like a carrot.
MP3 player did surprised him
"I stand corrected"
- Greg House
"The most successful marriages are based on a lie.. you're off to a good start " 🤣🤣
"Roses are Red, Love is Fake. Weddings are funerals with a multi layer Cake"
10:56 ist one of those tiny details that make me love House so much. Is something as small as wiping the ultrasound gel of the probe but still from my experience a lot of doctors forget.
Wish they wouls do a reunion special. Really miss House.
"I just don't like told what to do..."
...
Oh WOW NO -SHIT
The operative word here is TOLD instead of asked.
If you wonder what happened to the kind courtesy we used to get from places we used to patronize you can boil it down to psychopaths, drunk with power so much they don't care if the business fails because of it. Whether they own the business or not.
"I just don't like being told what to do"
She spoke House's language
"Yeah,I see...
If you're gonna repeat everything I say,this conversation is gonna take twice as long..."
7:20 house has so much generosity towards patients who are honest to him
Don play with doctors they graudate school you don't even dream of
The only problem with vicodin is how weak it is. I get more relief from advil than vicodin. However better off with Vicodin than Percocet's, those things are super addictive and the last thing you want is that addiction.
Who doesn’t love the parasite one
Me. It's not a parasite and I'm sick of hearing people be so scientifically and morally WRONG.
I love the epiphany music at the end.
Sometimes, the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again
"we're not vacinating"
House: Oh really?
Love how he keeps handing out his pills to patients.
Where is the one where the guy tried to circumcise himself
15:28 "This is why you're here." He sounds so dead inside. 🤣
"I just don't like being told what to do." Ugh. Life is nothing but being told what to do and doing it even if you don't want to. Parents, teachers, bosses, the weather, your own body...the list goes on. If you're an adult and you still don't know this? There's no hope for you.
I have a friend with asthma and she had an attack so bad when we were in grade 2. I had to hurry her to the office before it got worse.
Level 4 in super metroid on the gba sp is crazy
Pounding baseline 💀
Problem with the writing on House. Sugar actually does cause heart disease. The whole thing about fat being so bad for you was one of the many purchases of the US government by big money making industries. In this case sugar.
Oil saw that success and followed suit.
Sugar itself doesn’t *cause* heart disease, it’s just correlated with heart disease.
He wasn't implying it wasn't, he was just calling the mom out. Her concern wasn't entirely for the health of her daughter, she wanted her daughter to look just like her as a way to get compliments for herself. A birthday cake once a year isn't going to be enough sugar to cause heart disease.
5:46 you can’t serve the papers yourself 😂
7:22 “I just don’t like being told what to do….” G T F U 😂 that’s about THE brattiest thing one could say and any “explanation” is funny af because it sounds like a privileged brat explaining why they should be allowed to be treated differently than others, because THEY are so special “there’s never been anyone like me” just get over yourself already, it’s a mental disorder to be that into yourself
With the sore throat case, Cuddy's hair so beautiful
Are American viewers aware of Hugh's work in the BBC comedy Blackadder??
Sausage time!
The British have comedy? 😂😂
Well, I'm an American and I'm aware of it now. Net's great that way, isn't it.
One of the best comedies ever to be written. Season 1 was not as good as the rest however. But so worth watching for all the other British comedy greats in it.
@@panagiotakonstantopoulou962 yeah I think they changed the writers and format after the first series.
I wish my doctor was like him
"Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again"
Seeing house check someone’s temp for fever was something I never expected
All you did was repost someone else's video with a border.
Bad quality
Where can i find the scene at 15:03
Season 1, episode 6, "The Socratic Method".
😂😂😂😂 love the one with the guy with hiccups
Thank you!
why is the quality so poor?
MP3 guy needs laxitives. The kind that makes you crap for 1 hour in a row.
That possibly has the side effect of 'new fetish unlocked' so there's that to consider...
It would have been great to see an episode dealing with COVID and the post COVID vaccines. I wonder how House would have worked during the pandemic
3:26 - Genuine question; did the Vaccine prices in China drop during the one child policy?
MMMUAHH. The all natural Mommy is my type of Species.😊
There is no level 4 in Metroid, and thats not the aound that the arn cannon makes
For those Americans who never twigged HL was a British actor, as a Brit myself, I see, in the character of House, a British expat who has simply adopted an American lifestyle. After his sojourn as Bertie Wooster he just cannot be other than truly English.
Why "was"? He's still alive.
@@boristhethoughtdodger3162 He WAS a British actor when he WAS playing House.
Nowadays, 2024, he ISN’T playing House because he IS doing something else.
"No, YOU screwed up!"
In the end, he did cause him mental distress...😂
2:17 ...and here we go again, suddenly and unexpected. Eh, Docta?
This is Hugh Laurie for real
House was on the dot about states banning abortion 😂
Bad technical video too grainy
House: "I'm a people person!"
😅😅😅
Should only report over 4.0 as anything lower wouldn't shake me coffee
was that james gandolfini at 16:10?
No, not James Gandolfini (RIP)
No, that was David Vegh.
11:47 - That happens way too often.
'Pounding baseline'!
This show is so messed up because what do you mean you're on Level 4? You're playing Metroid Zero Mission?????
Every episode was the same. Patient presents with a quandary of symptoms, they try everything & always comes up empty, then when the patient is right on the cusp of dying, House gets an epiphany & saves the day. Almost every show I grew up with had this tried & true story line. The villain puts the girl on the railroad track, the train whistle is heard, the train is in sight & right before she gets squashed, the hero (be it Superman, Lone Ranger or Dudley Doright) steps in & saves the girl.
Well, the formula worked. House went down as one of the greatest shows in television
It is formulaic. Right down to the soft piano music accompanying the slow motion warm glances, etc. Still, I watch it as long as House has a good presence on the show.
Look at Law and Order: SVU, NCIS, 9-1-1; all these types of shows (including House) are formulaic. Even sitcoms like TBBT and Everybody Loves Raymond were formulaic to some degree. They always feature one-off episodes with some storylines woven in here and there. They aren't like Breaking Bad, Buffy, or The Sopranos-the type of shows that have long-season story arcs with built-in character arcs.
The catch here being that House is a endearing asshole
@@rwwilson21 There are only seven storys. Every episode of every show is one of them.
Even the baby looked at house like wtf when he said about yummy breast milk
Now I know why clinic physicians might drink ...
Asthma: I wander what the incidence is among the unvxxed?
THANK YOU I NEARLY LOST MY TEA VERY FUNNY ;
I do prefer someone who konws what there doing. To someone officise.
Is it the size or the shape…. Or the pounding base line?
FYI, bass*
That scene is great :D
could the audio quality in this video be fucking worse?
Could your language be any more vulgar?
Easily. Why do you ask?
Loved "House", Hugh Laurie just was perfect in the role, with American accent backed his acerbic British delivery. In the latter seasons the leftest propaganda got a bit thick though.
Pregnant girl great hair like in The Office gal Jenna Fischer but better
An episode guide would be nice
Well, you know... there's this thing called "The Internet" that you could use for that. ;-)
@@irrelevant_noob Eat shit
@@irrelevant_noobwhat is this "internet" that you speak of? Where would I find it?
@@clescell6587 most commonly on your smartphone... And there's also ISP companies that would provide you with a landline connection if you enroll with them.
You are putting your child's life at risk for a few dozen dollars.
They ran out of pathology
Cogaritis?
The clinic hours are funny but the house always promotes cheating which I don't like, Because gives them all free passes for being terrible people
17:41 hottie
worst video quality ever
The script about the vaccines was shown to be wrong?
It’s always funny to watch people who don’t believe in vaccines pretend they care about medicine or health
Bavu ponmlk
Well made propaganda. What a vile series.
The mondo Houser shows are very short always less than 10 minutes because of the primitive mondo TVs they had back then. The old old old TVs could not hold more than 10 minutes of show as they used CRT Catholic Ray Tubs technology and non Dylan Mulvaney CLT or Claw Technology. No harm no fowl. They tried Dylan Mulvaney to shorten the shows advertising and tried to produce a non racist TV set with Motorola involvement with flypaper control and Dylan Mulvaney CEO.
the WOMAN with her baby is RIGHT.... House was reading a propaganda script on vaccines
Yep. At the time I thought it was funny. Now, after 2021 woke me up, the mom is definitely right.
I genuinely hope that is sarcasm.
Or maybe you aren't clear on what a vaccine is. I see that often.
@thebipolarpsychonaut4984 Getting a vaccine means I don't get the disease. It also means that I don't get sicker from the shot than I would have gotten from the disease.
Had they not pushed the covid shots so hard I would still be nodding with House. That's what happens when you cut open the goose that lays the golden eggs.
@@thebipolarpsychonaut4984 did you not learn anything from the corvid fiasco?
ouch... about the vaccines and children. All bad, read the British medical journals folks.
Any specific sources or does the evidence not actually exist?
British journal of medicine
the British house of commons has spoke out
House really sounds like a idiot now (4min into it) about the childhood (baby) vaccines, Proable wishes he could scrub that clip now
Why? No less true now than it was then.
you people are insufferable