36 times Dr. House was a complete savage

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  • @aritrahalder3209
    @aritrahalder3209 4 роки тому +5759

    You missed one.
    Cuddy : "How advanced is the pneumonia?"
    House : "It's taking college courses."

    • @Acuraintegraman1
      @Acuraintegraman1 4 роки тому +29

      what season as that?

    • @aritrahalder3209
      @aritrahalder3209 4 роки тому +88

      @@Acuraintegraman1 Season 4 Episode 3
      "97 seconds"

    • @batz102
      @batz102 4 роки тому +27

      @@aritrahalder3209 holy shit that is exact

    • @Ludosquo
      @Ludosquo 4 роки тому +19

      @@batz102 its the name of the episode xd

    • @batz102
      @batz102 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ludosquo I have never seen this show rip

  • @kalel32688
    @kalel32688 4 роки тому +4007

    "Are you being intentionally dense?!"
    "Huh?"
    LOL

    • @अण्वायुवरीवर्त
      @अण्वायुवरीवर्त 4 роки тому +94

      That gets me all the time
      Here it was cut so perfectly XDDD

    • @alana3040
      @alana3040 4 роки тому +4

      Ahahahahaha

    • @user-cb6gv9ue3v
      @user-cb6gv9ue3v 4 роки тому +26

      I paused it and lost my shit. xD

    • @kingsora6352
      @kingsora6352 4 роки тому +27

      She was asking him if he's being dumb on purpose. He then makes fun of that by doing exactly what she was accusing him of

    • @mellj7213
      @mellj7213 4 роки тому +5

      kalel32688 That one was my favorite

  • @SuperPuzzler
    @SuperPuzzler 4 роки тому +2992

    "You stash your drugs in a lupus textbook?"
    "It's never lupus."

    • @Nnothingg-
      @Nnothingg- 4 роки тому +15

      True

    • @PheonixSunstar001
      @PheonixSunstar001 4 роки тому +106

      @@Nnothingg- I remember one episode where it was. House was completely astounded.

    • @Nnothingg-
      @Nnothingg- 4 роки тому +29

      @@PheonixSunstar001 no no that episode never happened 🙃

    • @danielholoweckyj9098
      @danielholoweckyj9098 4 роки тому +16

      @@Nnothingg- deny everything!

    • @carnagekraven8532
      @carnagekraven8532 4 роки тому +7

      His most famous line😂

  • @Hero_of_Legend
    @Hero_of_Legend 4 роки тому +3204

    "He's not a what. He's a who. They even have the right to vote now"
    Aaaaaaand I know what soda feels like shooting out of my nose....

    • @Term1nus3st
      @Term1nus3st 4 роки тому +39

      ikr made me laugh so hard

    • @adamdoang
      @adamdoang 4 роки тому +20

      Sooooooo.. what's it like? Strawberry?

    • @Hero_of_Legend
      @Hero_of_Legend 4 роки тому +85

      @@adamdoang If you're asking what the drink was, it was Pepsi.
      If you're asking what it feels like, it feels like burning.

    • @adharshk6136
      @adharshk6136 4 роки тому +8

      That was a good one😂

    • @divinespark236
      @divinespark236 3 роки тому +6

      I thought for a second you were going to make a twisted ice tea slap joke but I see this comment predates that

  • @wazkangz955
    @wazkangz955 4 роки тому +1728

    “If her DNA was off by 1% she’d be a dolphin”🐬

    • @Tigressa101
      @Tigressa101 4 роки тому +62

      Funny how that's almost accurate as the real difference between DNA. He should have replaced "dolphin" with "banana" to make it even funnier.

    • @atuljha6128
      @atuljha6128 4 роки тому +11

      @@Tigressa101 nah that's like 40% off

    • @bdeezy1794
      @bdeezy1794 3 роки тому +5

      Lol i thought he said adopted. A dolphin is way funnier

    • @SJamesGill88
      @SJamesGill88 3 роки тому +5

      @@atuljha6128 You are right,banana is about 60% identical to human.

    • @Eggo2341
      @Eggo2341 2 роки тому

      And if your grandmother had wheels she would be a bike

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1797

    Hugh Laurie was born to play as Dr House.

    • @kjh1678
      @kjh1678 4 роки тому +15

      bro is this justin y's alt. account wtf is going on

    • @mattpetty1
      @mattpetty1 4 роки тому +23

      What is really funny is that he has to do it in an American Accent. He speaks normally with a very British flare.

    • @germansalkov8432
      @germansalkov8432 4 роки тому +6

      @SweetCommanderAlexander exactly

    • @belledelphine9692
      @belledelphine9692 4 роки тому +10

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache i see you everywhere, you’re like Justin y wtf

    • @gabrielsrensen797
      @gabrielsrensen797 4 роки тому +4

      Hmmm someone has stolen your name but has another profile picture

  • @diamondtron01
    @diamondtron01 4 роки тому +3392

    "He's 8 & swallowed something off a fridge? Darwin says let him die"

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 роки тому +4382

    Hugh Laurie never once slipped back into his native British accent during the whole run of House.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 роки тому +623

      Pamela Mays apart from that time he pretended to be a British Doctor to get some lab results faster.

    • @schizowallflower
      @schizowallflower 4 роки тому +281

      He did a couple times in the Blooper reels if I remember correctly. Although he mostly messed up in an American accent.

    • @TheFullswordslord
      @TheFullswordslord 4 роки тому +127

      JamesCPotter13 True. But there he was acting that he was acting. Making him an ever better actor :)

    • @waywardgoddess1153
      @waywardgoddess1153 4 роки тому +64

      I didn't even know he had one until he did an interview LOL he's good!

    • @SuperPuzzler
      @SuperPuzzler 4 роки тому +49

      He intentionally went into it once for a James Bond joke.

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 4 роки тому +401

    Fun fact: during an interview on the Graham Norton Show, Hugh Laurie stated that even when working on other projects, he starts limping upon hearing the director say, "Action!"

    • @SuperRaquel101
      @SuperRaquel101 3 роки тому +18

      Another fun fact he said in i think the same interview the character was based off of his father who was actually a doctor

    • @vitrya.r9194
      @vitrya.r9194 3 роки тому +11

      @@SuperRaquel101 no it's not, his father was a doctor, but house was not based on hugh's father

    • @orangjawa1270
      @orangjawa1270 3 роки тому +10

      @@vitrya.r9194 No what I think what he meant was the way he act, he based it off his father

  • @cas3899
    @cas3899 4 роки тому +595

    "Merry Christmas."
    "...and a happy go to hell."
    Can't think of a more perfect response XD

    • @bigdickgod2442
      @bigdickgod2442 4 роки тому +10

      To be honest, because of this show, I've used that line.

    • @russbetts1467
      @russbetts1467 2 місяці тому

      Yes, I hate Christmas as much as House does. I can't get my head around playing 'Happy Families', when I can't stand the sight of my family members and their fixation on playing at being Happy Families, when we are anything but. I could easily become a 'Mass Mvrd3r3r '... except for the fact that my parents are dead; my two sisters live in Australia and my brother lives hundreds of miles away and we haven't spoken to each other for many years. Thankfully, I never married, so I don't have to pretend to believe in Father Christmas. I spend Christmas on my own, or very occasionally, with fellow single friends... which suits me fine. Russ. UK. P.S. No, I'm Not a Miserable Old Codger. I'm a happy and fulfilled man, who enjoys my own company.

  • @pixiegirl131415
    @pixiegirl131415 4 роки тому +1755

    How was the “teeny tiny baby coffins” interaction not included in this?!?

  • @Neoo_exe
    @Neoo_exe 4 роки тому +1611

    House: Dr House...don't think we have met
    Jamie: Dr Jamie connaway, I've heard your name
    House: Most people have its also a noun
    😂😂

    • @spididerman
      @spididerman 4 роки тому +8

      U got the other guys name wrong. Its Chuck.

    • @i.theo_
      @i.theo_ 4 роки тому +5

      spididerman wut ever we all get the point 😂

    • @Whoami-sh4pl
      @Whoami-sh4pl 4 роки тому +3

      spididerman When they spoke he said Jamie
      M

    • @kanikagaral7637
      @kanikagaral7637 4 роки тому +4

      @@spididerman yeah Chuck thought he can play with house wrong move that's why he shifted to other universe where Sam Dean exist but no house. Lol

    • @woohaa27
      @woohaa27 4 роки тому +3

      That was hilarious 🤣

  • @pia-ld2bj
    @pia-ld2bj 4 роки тому +1361

    0:18 House: you wouldn’t believe the crap people let me get away with
    The one sentence that literally defines the whole show

    • @galvansword2166
      @galvansword2166 3 роки тому +20

      I think thats why he put it at the beginning

    • @soumyadeepauddy5272
      @soumyadeepauddy5272 3 роки тому +6

      it can define two more shows "mentalist" and "suits"

    • @ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ
      @ΑΡΙΣΤΟΤΕΛΗΣΛΑΧΑΝΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ 2 роки тому +3

      @@soumyadeepauddy5272 Suits isn't exactly like that. Characters there get away with all sorts of crap because everyone else already did that.
      So no one is able to call out anyone

    • @Peagaporto
      @Peagaporto Рік тому +4

      "you can't do that, that's illegal"
      "Have you seen me practicing medicine?"

  • @mariamarakishvili
    @mariamarakishvili 4 роки тому +980

    'will I get bonus points if I act like I care?'
    -me everytime I have to socialize.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 роки тому +7

      My daily life at work

    • @bennythebunny3957
      @bennythebunny3957 4 роки тому +5

      that's just sad man...

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. 2 роки тому +1

      @@bennythebunny3957 Sad part is the humble bragging
      Someone has deep need for approval it seems

    • @bennythebunny3957
      @bennythebunny3957 2 роки тому +1

      @@KaibaSeto. i don't even remember writing this wtf

    • @KaibaSeto.
      @KaibaSeto. 2 роки тому +2

      @@bennythebunny3957 Happens to the best of us
      Last month i got a notification from a comment i made five years ago
      It was an AMV video...

  • @deathbysoap
    @deathbysoap 3 роки тому +909

    "we got rectal bleeding."
    "what? all of you?"
    had me in tears

  • @stefanlazarevic7832
    @stefanlazarevic7832 4 роки тому +548

    Girl: Can I get pregnant by sitting on a toilet?
    House: Well yes. But there's need to be someone between you and toilet.

  • @mariamarakishvili
    @mariamarakishvili 4 роки тому +649

    'good news is he's running out of organs to fail'
    this man is a legend✨

  • @HittokiriZaraki
    @HittokiriZaraki 4 роки тому +342

    My first thought when I saw the title: "Only 36?!"

    • @AlexGNR
      @AlexGNR 4 роки тому

      Do the math

    • @taskforcenine6559
      @taskforcenine6559 3 роки тому +2

      @@AlexGNR either they suck at math, or they died 31,535,998 seconds ago. If they respond... you know the truth.

    • @annabethpowell3199
      @annabethpowell3199 3 роки тому +1

      My first thought was “Oh, you mean the entire show?”

    • @salmabassiony5998
      @salmabassiony5998 6 місяців тому +1

      36 per episode*

  • @syntaxusdogmata3333
    @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 роки тому +557

    _"You wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with."_
    You're talking to Wilson. Yes, he would!

  • @maodedel7038
    @maodedel7038 4 роки тому +810

    There are other great sarcastic characters in TV, but IMO Dr. House is the king.

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 4 роки тому +1

      Dr venture from the venture brothers is my king of sarcasm. Dr. House is a close second though.

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho 4 роки тому +21

      House is king.
      They're both nouns.

    • @ernesttanare862
      @ernesttanare862 4 роки тому +4

      Rick Sanchez?

    • @adelin9940
      @adelin9940 4 роки тому

      Now you fella know what's true

    • @TheUnmitigatedDawn
      @TheUnmitigatedDawn 4 роки тому +8

      Toosoo
      Stan marsh from south park(later seasons)
      Bojack from Bojack Horseman
      Chandler Bing from Friends

  • @WolfRider2010
    @WolfRider2010 3 роки тому +151

    “We’ve got rectal bleeding.” “What, ALL of you?” NEVER gets old! 🤣

  • @celiavinciguerra555
    @celiavinciguerra555 4 роки тому +106

    ‘No girlfriend. Always with Wilson. Obsession with sneakers. ‘ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randallmcgrath9345
    @randallmcgrath9345 4 роки тому +122

    "I was being sarcastic!"
    "Won't look that way on the court transcipt."

  • @viksin1998
    @viksin1998 4 роки тому +445

    The algebra joke❤️
    Foreman: the kid was giving an algebra exam when he got nauseated and starting seizing.
    House: yeah, that's how algebra presents itself.

    • @sriaparajith
      @sriaparajith 4 роки тому +13

      Wasn't that AP calculus?

    • @vanillaannihilation5871
      @vanillaannihilation5871 4 роки тому +8

      @@sriaparajith It was

    • @russbetts1467
      @russbetts1467 2 місяці тому

      Quadratic Equations were enough to make me sick. I frequently ended up with a Migraine. Even now, at the age of 76, just thinking about them, scrambles my brain. Russ. UK

  • @dudeno5811
    @dudeno5811 4 роки тому +334

    "once you're dying, suddenly everybody likes you."

  • @northener_van6971
    @northener_van6971 4 роки тому +310

    "We got rectal bleeding."
    "What, all of you?"

  • @willdabeast8509
    @willdabeast8509 4 роки тому +195

    “Are you being intentionally dense?!”
    *”Hu-“*

    • @oldladybertha6335
      @oldladybertha6335 4 роки тому +1

      when i first what that episode it made me laugh so hard idk why lmao

  • @onigireee
    @onigireee 4 роки тому +605

    "It's never lupus."

    • @schizowallflower
      @schizowallflower 4 роки тому +11

      He might store them in a Sarcoidosis textbook next.

    • @magno172
      @magno172 4 роки тому +23

      Except that one time it was lupus

    • @danielgagne485
      @danielgagne485 4 роки тому +3

      @@magno172 That was Dr Buffer actually. House only confirmed it...lol

    • @codyeble0713
      @codyeble0713 4 роки тому +7

      I love that the one time it was lupus he literally said, yes! I finally have a case of lupus

    • @trinitycrosby5781
      @trinitycrosby5781 4 роки тому

      Onigiree
      It’s always lupus

  • @morganl.kennedy3619
    @morganl.kennedy3619 3 роки тому +147

    "Dont worry, its treatable. Being a bitch though... nothing we can do about that."
    LOL LITERALLY ME!!

    • @russbetts1467
      @russbetts1467 2 місяці тому

      I'd love to be able to say that to my 'Big Sister', but I'm not brave enough. ;-)

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 4 роки тому +225

    "How old are you?"
    "eight"
    "He's 8 years old and he ate something stuck to a fridge? Darwin says 'let him die".
    Shit thats cold.

  • @fishsmokechicken4131
    @fishsmokechicken4131 4 роки тому +169

    "are you being intentionally dense?"
    "huh?"
    (the cut makes it even better)
    ==============
    "how old are you?"
    "eight"
    "and he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says let him die"
    ===============
    These 2 are gold

  • @confusedisland8439
    @confusedisland8439 3 роки тому +59

    "Are you being intentionally dense" "HUH?" moment caught me off guard🤣

  • @hiyapatil5379
    @hiyapatil5379 3 роки тому +226

    "Hey Wilson, I'm going to cut some cripple's eye out! Wanna come watch?"
    "Good times."
    I love that Wilson neither questions nor denies his request, they really are adorable together

    • @dracon2002
      @dracon2002 Рік тому +5

      Wilson, coming out of his office instantly and with visible interest: Sure!
      XD

  • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
    @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 4 роки тому +498

    “You’re comparing me to a Nazi? Nice.” Me to everyone I work with.

    • @justmrs1mps0n58
      @justmrs1mps0n58 4 роки тому +10

      Literally my favorite line in the whole show haha

    • @stephanginther9051
      @stephanginther9051 4 роки тому +10

      I was briefly in California about 10 years ago. There was a trend there at the time where people would call you a nazi if you said anything they disagreed with. Someone once did that with me, I said, 'I'm part Jewish and my great grandparents fled Europe to get away from nazis. DO NOT call me a nazi!' the person looked chastened but didn't apologize.

    • @miriam7779
      @miriam7779 3 роки тому

      That happen in NASA?

    • @thevalorousdong7675
      @thevalorousdong7675 3 роки тому +6

      @@stephanginther9051 "was a trend"? That's been a normal California tradition and still is.

    • @2025-e4n
      @2025-e4n 3 роки тому +1

      *All* Whites are Nationalist Socialist Democratic Party members!

  • @pflince9546
    @pflince9546 4 роки тому +80

    one hat was missed
    "our son isnt dead"
    "not yet i called a little early, you beat the rush hour traffic though"

  • @blankpuddle0249
    @blankpuddle0249 4 роки тому +30

    "I've heard your name."
    "Most people have, it's also a noun."

  • @arturs4024
    @arturs4024 4 роки тому +89

    ''Get a pony or a watermelon farm''
    *IM DYING*

    • @paulm.7420
      @paulm.7420 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it.

    • @loganwallace3911
      @loganwallace3911 4 роки тому +7

      Paul M. According to a stereotype black people like watermelon and foreman is black

    • @Lexa7427
      @Lexa7427 2 місяці тому

      @@loganwallace3911 He is? Wait, how long have you been hiding this information?

  • @leoweber3629
    @leoweber3629 4 роки тому +124

    “I’m gay”
    “Oh that’s not what you meant?”

    • @grant4254
      @grant4254 4 роки тому +1

      After she walks past you actually see him check out her ass and lick his lips. More like bisexual. But he was being sarcastic.

    • @thecalamity278
      @thecalamity278 4 роки тому +2

      @@grant4254 he wasn't looking at her ass... People just do that when their mouth gets dry

    • @Humanoidfrenzzy
      @Humanoidfrenzzy 4 роки тому +1

      That was his ex tho?

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 роки тому +4

      Would make sense though.
      Always hanging with Wilson, the obsession with sneakers...

  • @krystal3172
    @krystal3172 4 роки тому +159

    Unfortunately, you can't post the entire series.

  • @anirbankarmakar1692
    @anirbankarmakar1692 3 роки тому +38

    Just imagine Dr. House had Berta as his housekeeper. The conversation level would have been epic

  • @aroma_
    @aroma_ 3 роки тому +27

    "We've got rectal bleeding" "What, all of you?!" was, is and will be my favourite ever

  • @yurivitorio407
    @yurivitorio407 4 роки тому +88

    Foreman: you stash your drugs in a lupos text book?
    House: it's never lupus!
    LOL

  • @ginger_nosoul
    @ginger_nosoul 4 роки тому +146

    "Weve got rectal bleeding"
    "All of you?"

  • @sdkmusic2859
    @sdkmusic2859 Рік тому +10

    "The good news is,he won't be bitching about losing his arm if he can't breathe"
    That one killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cat-.-
    @cat-.- 4 роки тому +47

    According to statistics Dr House has been savage 16,028 times in the series

  • @kingarthur83rd
    @kingarthur83rd 3 роки тому +55

    Patient: Boys can't hold me for too long, because I can overheat.
    House: Girls can't hold me for too long, because I pay only for an hour.

  • @liaseverusgreen7564
    @liaseverusgreen7564 4 роки тому +33

    "You hide your pills inside a lupus book?"
    "It's never lupus"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stagna1959
    @stagna1959 4 роки тому +81

    Noone really likes dr. House, but if I had serious health problem, I would want him to be my doctor . All his flaws are insignificant because he is simply the best .

    • @TemitayoGiwa
      @TemitayoGiwa 4 роки тому +8

      Honestly I’m conflicted. On the one hand he’s solve the mystery, but on the other he may do something so rash that I may not be able to live with in order to solve it.

    • @davidbaigorria5847
      @davidbaigorria5847 4 роки тому +3

      @@TemitayoGiwa not a lot of patients that could be saved weren't saved in the series. Some had intreatable, deadly diseases... and whatnot. It's a series bout medical drama, not everything has to be unicorns and rainbows

    • @TemitayoGiwa
      @TemitayoGiwa 4 роки тому +1

      David Baigorria I think you may have missed what I meant. I’m not saying he didn’t do a good job or didn’t solve his cases. In one of the clips he says he’ll keep taking pieces from a particular organ till he finds what’s wrong. Cameron challenges him and says he’ll keep taking pieces till the patient dies. And he responds that he’ll take pieces after that. My only problem with House is that he shows complete disdain for his patients well being. Which may make for a lot of drama in a TV series but would make him a really horrible doctor in real life.
      My comment was as brilliant as he is, I’m not sure I’d want him as my doctor in real life, because he may do something to “solve a puzzle” that would permanently kill or maim me. If not for Cuddy and the rest of the team acting as a voice of reason and shielding him from consequences he might have done something way worse than we see on the shows.
      I don’t think life is “unicorns and rainbows” as you put it. I know life can be horrible, but the empathy of others often makes it more bearable.

    • @stagna1959
      @stagna1959 4 роки тому +6

      @@TemitayoGiwa Dr House took the most difficult and complicated cases in hospital and his patients death rate was still lower than with any other doctor who got easier cases . That is why morgue pathologist demanded only House to treat him, he knew had the best chance to recover with him and he knew House will not give up no matter what . I know House is fictional character, but I would take rude and sarcastic doctor over nice and polite any day of the week if he gets better results. I dont give a damn his bedside manners or empathy, the result is only thing what matters to me as a patient .

    • @davidbaigorria5847
      @davidbaigorria5847 4 роки тому +5

      @@TemitayoGiwa Doctors are not supposed to be friendly, their job is to save people. Sure, having a friendly doctor that cares and does his job with the highest interest in people's health would be THE absolute best, but between a doctor that hugs you while you're dying and the other that ignores you while you get better, I'd have the latter, because then I'd have more time to spend thinking about the things that I could do after I get out of the situation and whatnot.
      And Dr House is not as horrible as others think. He has good reasons to try and save his patients lives, but not their physical or mental worlds, as long as they could do something in life, partly because he, as a doctor, was still useful even thought he was crippled and because of other reasons that were stated across the series..

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 роки тому +54

    I've heard your name...
    Most people have, its also a noun.

  • @randyschott494
    @randyschott494 4 роки тому +10

    The “huh” is what did it for me😂😂😂after cuddly asked “are you being dense”

  • @isham2044
    @isham2044 4 роки тому +115

    Nah fam, he was savage all the time

  • @cipriansirbu3699
    @cipriansirbu3699 4 роки тому +18

    Cameron:How you describe my leadership skills?
    House:Nonexistent,otherwise excellent.😂🤣

  • @Pete_R63
    @Pete_R63 3 роки тому +16

    A favorite of mine is when somebody, I don't remember who and don't recall verbatim, asks House how long a patient will live and he says, "I wouldn't go buying any green bananas."

  • @kansasstatealerting2874
    @kansasstatealerting2874 3 роки тому +30

    “I want you to pretend your leg is a piano”
    “My leg isn’t a piano”
    _”I know that’s why I said pretend”_

    • @JugglingJuggalos
      @JugglingJuggalos 2 місяці тому

      He looked genuinely confused "that's why I said pretend"

  • @McCaler
    @McCaler 4 роки тому +75

    I always did found his sarcasm amusing. LOL!!!

    • @vstabill36
      @vstabill36 4 роки тому +3

      find.... You idiot.
      -House

  • @antheaellis17
    @antheaellis17 4 роки тому +41

    "This could leave you B-B-B-B-Brain damaged" should also be here haha

  • @vsaucenou323
    @vsaucenou323 4 роки тому +25

    “Merry Christmas”
    “And a happy go to hell.”
    I’m going to use that at least once.

  • @cyphyialea3610
    @cyphyialea3610 4 роки тому +21

    Take a drink every time House does or says something that would, in real life, get him fired. You’ll be completely black out drunk/hammered if you do.

    • @kgunitkeese17
      @kgunitkeese17 2 роки тому

      Nah, you'd die of alcohol poisoning! :P

  • @AlytheAlleyWay
    @AlytheAlleyWay 4 роки тому +45

    House: How old are you
    Kid: eight
    House: Darwin says let him die.
    I'm dying why is he the funniest character ever

  • @darkySp
    @darkySp 4 роки тому +10

    "You're comparing me to a Nazi ? Nice..."
    The delivery is so, so perfect

  • @ToxicSentinelTTV
    @ToxicSentinelTTV Рік тому +13

    "He's not a what he's a who. They even have the right to vote now."
    I almost died there

    • @JugglingJuggalos
      @JugglingJuggalos 2 місяці тому

      I've been looking for this for 10 minutes... ok, back to the show...

  • @dayakarp987
    @dayakarp987 11 місяців тому +4

    'i was being sarcastic'
    - ' it wouldn't look that way in court transcript' i laughed hell out of my stomach.

  • @nikhildominic1565
    @nikhildominic1565 4 роки тому +25

    " Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing u again. "

    • @baritony8763
      @baritony8763 3 роки тому +1

      What episode is that scene from?

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 3 роки тому

      @@baritony8763 season 1 episode 4 (maternity) :)

    • @johnanthony6092
      @johnanthony6092 3 роки тому

      That girl, Hedy Burress, is the voice of Yuna in Final Fantasy X and X2.

    • @reuellucas7187
      @reuellucas7187 2 роки тому

      House is a fucking mood I love it XD

    • @russbetts1467
      @russbetts1467 2 місяці тому

      I've got a few people I'd like to say that to; especially my younger brother.

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 4 роки тому +20

    'That man's in a coma.'
    'He doesn't mind. I asked.'
    'You're getting crumbs all over him.'
    That is hilarious. :D

  • @karthikeyanpg7182
    @karthikeyanpg7182 4 роки тому +13

    cameron: we've got rectal bleeding
    House: what,all of you?
    that one killed me

  • @geoffreygriffin3015
    @geoffreygriffin3015 4 роки тому +13

    Many years later and that Rectal bleeding one still makes me laugh

  • @Pete_R63
    @Pete_R63 3 роки тому +7

    Another favorite is when, I think he is explaining a patient's rising creatinine level and says, "It's your kidneys way of saying, 'you go on without us'."

  • @XtremeXC29
    @XtremeXC29 4 роки тому +31

    Just remember, this is the same guy who was Stuart Little's dad.

    • @jeffdinvell
      @jeffdinvell 4 роки тому +1

      I noticed Stuart Little on Netflix the other day, almost clicked on it but something made me not. If only I had, and I would’ve realized this fact sooner

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu 4 роки тому +3

      and 101 Dalmatians live action

    • @Griffykun
      @Griffykun 4 роки тому +1

      My gawd, I havent watched that movie in ages. I did not know that!

  • @imeldaatienoongango2183
    @imeldaatienoongango2183 4 роки тому +7

    You hide your stash in a lupus textbook...its never lupus🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VN3wton
    @VN3wton 4 роки тому +6

    The "Are you being intentionally dense??" scene gets me every time

  • @_Tayloremc_
    @_Tayloremc_ 4 роки тому +17

    "Are you being intentionally dense?!"
    *"HUH?"*

  • @youtubelabeledmeapredator826
    @youtubelabeledmeapredator826 4 роки тому +6

    YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!!!!!!! Lol this episode kills me every time

  • @VisualBasic6
    @VisualBasic6 4 роки тому +11

    House's face saying HUUUGH !????
    after Cuddy is priceless 5:48

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 роки тому +82

    Suggestion: Times when Spock was more human than you'll ever be.

  • @sannehouterman7838
    @sannehouterman7838 4 роки тому +13

    "Darwin says let him die" amazing🤣🤣

  • @KingOfStopMotion
    @KingOfStopMotion Місяць тому +1

    If this was all of House's savage moments it would just be the entire show

  • @johns9652
    @johns9652 Рік тому +6

    Love that even the editors apparently are aware of the fan joke "It's never Lupus" when Foreman is amazed that House keeps his Vicodin in a Lupus medical book.

  • @TickedOffPriest
    @TickedOffPriest 4 роки тому +56

    He is the kind of person no one likes, but does not let that bother him.

  • @aaronjames5276
    @aaronjames5276 3 роки тому +6

    "I've got the plague?"
    "Don't worry. It's treatable. You being a bitch, though? Nothing we can do about that."
    That may be my favorite one. :)

  • @amywillows8335
    @amywillows8335 3 роки тому +17

    He listed evolution as one of the fictional concepts that keep him up at night. I laughed so hard.

  • @guitarcovercentral2357
    @guitarcovercentral2357 4 роки тому +29

    5:50 literally me everytime someone asks me something

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55 4 роки тому +20

    And now I miss this show

  • @killionaire3651
    @killionaire3651 4 роки тому +31

    Never watched this show unfortunately. Looks like a show I would have loved back then.

    • @robertrobb9193
      @robertrobb9193 4 роки тому +11

      SLY it’s on amazon prime... HIGHLY recommended

    • @Vauxey
      @Vauxey 4 роки тому +4

      You can watch it free on NBC

    • @killionaire3651
      @killionaire3651 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you. I'll check it out! ☺

    • @EvaP-z2k
      @EvaP-z2k 4 роки тому +3

      Oh, I envy you sooooo much!

    • @annachan8151
      @annachan8151 4 роки тому +2

      What it now. Seriously you're missing out.

  • @kostakosg
    @kostakosg 4 роки тому +2

    "Enough! Get a pony, or a watermelon farm."
    How tf did I not catch this sooner? 😂😂😂

  • @krushna4181
    @krushna4181 4 роки тому +6

    Cameron (with chase and foreman at her side): We've got rectal bleeding
    House: what? All of you?

  • @Animefan1803
    @Animefan1803 4 роки тому +5

    "You´re comparing me to a nazi?"
    "Nice!"
    God i love this show.

  • @davethelong5093
    @davethelong5093 4 роки тому +6

    My favourite is:
    How would you describe my leadership skills ?
    Nonexistent

  • @IndieGamerRetro
    @IndieGamerRetro 8 місяців тому +2

    04:04
    House: Oh, I almost forgot. I need to give a sixteen year old Magick Mushrooms to treat a cluster headache, is that cool?
    Cuddy, non-chalantly: No problem.
    House: *Leaves*
    Cuddy: *sudden realization that he WASN'T JOKING & panic runs after him*
    That show was really on another level. You don't see many shows like this anymore.

  • @liaseverusgreen7564
    @liaseverusgreen7564 4 роки тому +4

    "Merry Christmas..."
    "And a happy go to hell".
    This line became my favorite. I'm saying this to all the people I hate, on Christmas.

  • @firsttimeforge3596
    @firsttimeforge3596 3 роки тому +4

    2:34 it was this visit that propelled him into a career in medicine for Pawnees clinic. He even carries the same persona as Dr House. What a great origin story.

  • @NaseriFamJam
    @NaseriFamJam 4 роки тому +3

    I needed this today. Thanks!

  • @CrystalShard9871
    @CrystalShard9871 2 місяці тому +1

    "There's a reason its called a *_white_* board."
    Not even 30 seconds later: "Can you hand me that *_black_* marker?"

  • @BolsaDeCarne
    @BolsaDeCarne 4 роки тому +32

    Survived almost miraculously... to pay hospital's bills...yeah The American way....

  • @xXHelsingGamingXx
    @xXHelsingGamingXx 4 роки тому +53

    Could have been better if the background music is turned off

    • @crispydankmemes
      @crispydankmemes 4 роки тому +3

      I think it might be a copyright thing....I do agree tho

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 4 роки тому +6

      Eh, at least it's subtle and not blasting like other people do it.

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 3 роки тому

      No way. Sneaky Snitch is so perfect for this video!

  • @srinjoybose6287
    @srinjoybose6287 4 роки тому +4

    We got rectal bleeding.
    House: What,........ All of you
    🤣😂😂😂

  • @donpatterson4829
    @donpatterson4829 4 роки тому +4

    Foreman about kutner: "he's a wimp, he's afraid of you"
    House: "you want me to intimidate him in to not being afraid? Not sure I know how to do that"

  • @anissa4176
    @anissa4176 4 роки тому +5

    "and a happy go to hell" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 4 роки тому +3

    If Dr House told me to cut my hand off, I'd do it. His honest and dry approach to everything makes me trust him more than real life doctors

  • @marybell2897
    @marybell2897 4 роки тому +4

    Number 30 is literally all they do throughout the entire show. Give them meds based on a hypothesis; if they get better, you were right; if they start dying, you were wrong, and now you have to give them another drug to fix it.

  • @ellix_3
    @ellix_3 4 роки тому +4

    "*Huh*" that got me bro 😂😂😂