Kids In The Hall - Substitute Axe

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  • Опубліковано 5 чер 2009
  • Axe murderer tries to borrow a new axe.
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  • @ErinHeartpenny
    @ErinHeartpenny 14 років тому +287

    'I have a hack saw."
    "ooh, I'm an AXE murderer"
    gold.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 роки тому +9

      Actually a hacksaw would be an ineffective weapon. If you have ever used one, you know it is all too easy to break the blade. You'd basically have to get your victim to stand still in a certain way as you carefully saw at them.

    • @ryanheilman3807
      @ryanheilman3807 3 роки тому +8

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom Yeah, but more importantly, he's an AXE murderer.

    • @Ripsaw51
      @Ripsaw51 2 роки тому +2

      This is my go to description of Integrity

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ripsaw51 That the problem with the world these days: axe murderers just have no standards anymore. Sellouts.

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 Рік тому

      It is like he asked for sugar and got dietary sweetener no wonder my second favorite sketch comedy show copied kids in the hall wkuk were huge fans glad Trevor Moore and Zach got work with them on a song sketch

  • @wormspeaker
    @wormspeaker 10 років тому +342

    Canadian Axe Murders are always so polite.

    • @richardrosen9507
      @richardrosen9507 7 років тому +27

      Yeah, some of my best friends are Canadian axe murderers.

    • @hotpopcorncake
      @hotpopcorncake 6 років тому +7

      When I saw this in America in the 90's I love the skit, finally, I get now with politeness and stuff. it make much sence now.

    • @AdventuresThings
      @AdventuresThings 4 роки тому +2

      the walkin dude it wasnt a joke eh, your tire was a bit low.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 3 роки тому +14

      @@richardrosen9507 Many American axe murderers pretend to be Canadian when they travel.

    • @richardrosen9507
      @richardrosen9507 3 роки тому +5

      ​@@seanwebb605 Shame on them. That's dishonest.

  • @geezee5768
    @geezee5768 6 років тому +131

    Offering a hacksaw to an axe murderer?? A _hacksaw?!?_ It's like offering Ragu sauce to an Italian chef. Jesus.

    • @gyozanomics
      @gyozanomics 4 роки тому +1

      i know right italians dont want to eat ragu
      they eat that every day at home in italy

    • @jonasspiro6476
      @jonasspiro6476 3 роки тому +5

      As an Italian I approve this comment.

  • @darkprose
    @darkprose 11 років тому +171

    The way he reacts with disdain when she suggests a hacksaw, as if she committed a grave faux pas---glorious. In fact, I would say that all their comedy revolves around exploring these kinds of social scenarios in some way or another, either through absurd juxtaposition and contrast (an axe-murderer being offended when offered a hacksaw as a substitute) or through subtraction or heightening of some crucial social element. They really do it like nobody else.

    • @holgualoxford3871
      @holgualoxford3871 3 роки тому +8

      That was alot of words for "these guys are funny"

    • @cromandum217
      @cromandum217 2 роки тому +3

      this sketch is an extremely realistic Canadian conversation in the 90's

    • @brucecurtis6910
      @brucecurtis6910 Рік тому +2

      The group that originally mastered this was Monty Python.

  • @OhHelloSugar
    @OhHelloSugar 4 роки тому +29

    Dave's humor was always so dark. bless him.

  • @crazymamad
    @crazymamad 14 років тому +104

    Oh how I love Dave. He kissed my cheek when I saw them live in 1994. Sigh.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 5 років тому +52

    God this show's humour was so awesomely surreal.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Рік тому

      I don't know, isn't it pretty much the same joke as the SNL sketch with the shark at the door? Or for that matter the monty python sketch where the woman lets the man in after he swears he's not an encyclopedia salesman but he was?

  • @MikeSmith-ch7jv
    @MikeSmith-ch7jv 3 роки тому +20

    "please dont call the police or, chop chop" man I miss honest humor

  • @mac11380
    @mac11380 3 роки тому +21

    Has 4 locks on the door and still opens her door in the middle of the night when a stranger knocks.

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 2 роки тому +1

      It’s the little things like that which add to the surrealism so well 😂

    • @jukka-pekkatuominen4540
      @jukka-pekkatuominen4540 2 роки тому

      Normally locks are used for the time when you are not in.

    • @mac11380
      @mac11380 2 роки тому +3

      @@jukka-pekkatuominen4540 Except every one of those locks only lock from the inside and if you felt the need to have so many locks, it would likely mean it was a bad neighborhood and the person wouldn't likely blindly just open the door to a stranger. And yes I know it is tv but you get the point.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 4 місяці тому

      Everything about this sketch is perfectly balanced. The mixture of politeness and menace. the quiet passiveness of the old lady. the tiny, old-lady steps she takes to get back to the table afterward.

  • @samuraistalin
    @samuraistalin 12 років тому +41

    I think "axe murderer" is one of Dave Foley's best character :D

  • @tharealmikezee3165
    @tharealmikezee3165 3 роки тому +11

    The polite axe murderer is one of Foley's best characters

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 10 років тому +132

    Dave Foley never found a suit that fit so he just filled into them over time.

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 4 роки тому

      Seriously. Wardrobe couldn’t find anything??

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 4 роки тому +14

      That was the style back in the day

    • @PromotedPawn
      @PromotedPawn 3 роки тому +2

      Chewy Thomson yup early 90s fashion was kind of wild

    • @VulcanJedi2006
      @VulcanJedi2006 3 роки тому +2

      @@ChewyThomson yes--baggy suits I guess. But, in retrospect--they were probably just cheap JC Penny suits--off the rack--and not fit very well. But it was the "Style" I lived it.

    • @HummingbirdCyborg
      @HummingbirdCyborg 2 роки тому +3

      Axe murders always wear baggie suits. It allows them full range of motion. And allows their victims the full range of emotions. Really best for all parties involved.

  • @scottlefaivre2446
    @scottlefaivre2446 2 роки тому +4

    As a man who's 40 years old I really miss the show it was so great

  • @KayleeCee
    @KayleeCee 5 років тому +47

    My mom was a big fan of this show during its original airing (she was and still is a big fan of standup and improv comedy). I have to thank her for introducing me to excellent comedy when I was young.

    • @sexychula19
      @sexychula19 5 років тому +4

      Saw this on my own as a kid I was so young but kinda fell in love with it lol I love this show

    • @k.pacificnw02134
      @k.pacificnw02134 4 роки тому +2

      Your mom sounds just like me! I have a 21 year old son who knows I'm an improv comedy fan to this day. Who else does she like? Does she like improv comedy podcasts? : )

    • @NoSlow78
      @NoSlow78 2 роки тому +2

      You should watch Whitest Kids you know. Its a generational successor. Its so damn good!

  • @HannibalOrJustRex
    @HannibalOrJustRex 4 роки тому +76

    All these years later and I still ask why she knows exactly where she keeps a rubber souvenir tomahawk and it's in a cupboard in her kitchen.

  • @euginam91
    @euginam91 13 років тому +25

    dave should have been patrick bateman

  • @xxoMIKoxx
    @xxoMIKoxx 12 років тому +16

    he's so adorable.

  • @TimeForGoodCleanFun
    @TimeForGoodCleanFun 13 років тому +13

    when i met Yes Man in Fallout: New Vegas i IMMEDIATELY thought of this character.

  • @heatherbarbour5486
    @heatherbarbour5486 4 роки тому +9

    I LOVE KIDS IN THE HALL!!!! They were awesome back then and still till this day. I wish they were all still doing comedy like this.

    • @Phil-125
      @Phil-125 3 роки тому +3

      Season 6 is coming to amazon later this year

    • @DanJackson1977
      @DanJackson1977 2 роки тому +2

      The new season is out

  • @chopin65
    @chopin65 4 роки тому +6

    What a nice young man.

  • @thedavesiknow4598
    @thedavesiknow4598 2 роки тому +5

    2:45 I love how only one of those locks gets locked 😄

  • @MrAceMcGee
    @MrAceMcGee 11 років тому +15

    See? Even in Canada, the axe murderers are polite and cordial when compared to their American counterparts. I plan on raising my kids up there if I have any.

    • @mikemiller4979
      @mikemiller4979 5 років тому

      Or if they survive.

    • @rachelrasmussen1101
      @rachelrasmussen1101 3 роки тому +2

      Did you ever have any kids, good sir?

    • @Segwo
      @Segwo 3 роки тому +1

      Like Rachel, I’d like to know. Did you ever have kids? And if so, where are they? My guess is in the hall

  • @PolyphonicPress
    @PolyphonicPress 11 років тому +38

    Seems like Dave does a lot of sketched where he plays an axe murderer.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 7 років тому +33

      They say to write what you know.

    • @asapnickybars4693
      @asapnickybars4693 6 років тому +8

      He says in an interview that he loved playing murderers covered in blood.

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir 4 роки тому +2

      He has a great handle on their thinking.

    • @BrownSugar-bu3nf
      @BrownSugar-bu3nf 3 роки тому +4

      I always just assumed it was a recurring character, I'm pretty sure it's the same character in the sketch where he's getting his axe sharpened in the street. The mass murderer monologue I always thought of as the same character though he doesn't mention axes at all.

  • @Jonashall1
    @Jonashall1 7 років тому +19

    "Chop" "Chop" hahahahahaha

  • @theMAG101
    @theMAG101 14 років тому +7

    Gotta love Kevin's annunciation on the word "second".

    • @stevejohnson3357
      @stevejohnson3357 3 роки тому

      You really gotta love Kevin's little old lady too.

  • @ziweiyuan
    @ziweiyuan 6 років тому +31

    This is the original and the superior version of Funny Games.

    • @cantrip7
      @cantrip7 5 років тому

      This isn't the comment I expected to read when I scrolled down. I am in awe of this goodass comment

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 років тому

      What's Funny Games?

    • @ziweiyuan
      @ziweiyuan 5 років тому +1

      You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 років тому

      No, no... you're pronouncing it wrong.

    • @Dreamskater100
      @Dreamskater100 4 роки тому +1

      @@throatwobblermangrove8510 A film. See IMBD.com

  • @EmoEmu
    @EmoEmu 4 роки тому +3

    Strange guy but she likes 'em

  • @mooogn
    @mooogn 15 років тому +15

    World's cutest axmurderer ever! :-D

  • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
    @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 3 роки тому +5

    2:45
    The woman has a very confusing level of concern. She's calm the entire time. Then she looks at the four locks on her door, and engages ONE of them. Then she grabs a shotgun and relaxes.
    I guess its to emphasize that this happens all the time?

  • @ryanell666
    @ryanell666 2 роки тому +3

    What I find unbelievable about this skit is that being a Canadian show, the granny was able to have a shotgun in the first place....

    • @mournblade1066
      @mournblade1066 Рік тому

      Why? Shotguns aren't illegal in Canada.

    • @billpetersen298
      @billpetersen298 11 місяців тому

      My granny had one.
      For rabbits.
      When I was a kid, my rifle stuck out of my suitcase, when flying.
      No problem.
      Lots of things have changed.
      Farm life, not so much.

  • @stevejohnson3357
    @stevejohnson3357 8 місяців тому

    If only all axe murderers were that polite.

  • @patricknoel9096
    @patricknoel9096 8 місяців тому

    That's her boy , that's why she feels safe opening such a door

  • @perryjohnson8213
    @perryjohnson8213 5 років тому +3

    Probably my favorite kids in the hall sketch

  • @inrspc777
    @inrspc777 3 роки тому +1

    "Beggars can't be choosers". LOL.

  • @emilyjades
    @emilyjades 11 років тому +18

    Watch Dave Foley's movie called "The Wrong Guy" he's dressed like this basically the whole movie xD

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 4 роки тому +2

      That wasn't a movie. It was a documentary of the strangest day in my life.

    • @RobMacKendrick
      @RobMacKendrick 3 роки тому

      Classic colony movie (made by Canadians who live in LA - the second-largest Canadian city in the world.) Another great one is Free Enterprise.

  • @deliriousmysterium8137
    @deliriousmysterium8137 4 роки тому +1

    Ask murderer

  • @Dreamskater100
    @Dreamskater100 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant!
    Viva Canada & Kids in the Hall! xx

  • @stevenbrown1225
    @stevenbrown1225 3 роки тому +7

    Typical comedy show would do a representation of Jason or Myers but they just say "got a baby face guy, another guy in a dress so lets not try and do a obvious spoof of a horror flick, just play the situation straight" and they come up with comic gold. Thats why this show wa brillant!

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Рік тому

      They basically did the same kinda character with Dave playing the worst doctor ever one time, and... well... it worked 😂
      The sketch did, I mean, not being the worst doctor ever 😂 that's just some yikes rocket fuel, though he had the same kinda blood soaked clothing lol

  • @dougbodenhamer9391
    @dougbodenhamer9391 8 місяців тому

    And please don't call the police or chop chop! Lmfao comedy gold!

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 3 роки тому +1

    “Please don’t call the police or uhh chop, chop.”

  • @JemRockerJ
    @JemRockerJ 14 років тому +1

    my favorite skit by them

  • @zeusnitch
    @zeusnitch 2 роки тому

    Politely an axe murderer...."yes ma'am, you can obviously see what a dire situation I find myself in without my favored tools"

  • @tammyd.970
    @tammyd.970 3 роки тому +1

    Lol. This is a Canadian axe murderer. 😂

  • @MarcioSilva-ssiillvvaa
    @MarcioSilva-ssiillvvaa 2 роки тому

    Man, this is brilliant!

  • @lskulski
    @lskulski 12 років тому +13

    he could have asked for a flashlight to help him find his ax head

  • @KevlarNinja
    @KevlarNinja 13 років тому +4

    LOL I'm doing The Kids in the Hall for a school project!

  • @tastethejace
    @tastethejace 4 роки тому +2

    This is how serial killings happen in Canada.

  • @Chris-dz3rs
    @Chris-dz3rs 3 місяці тому

    Keeping a shotgun in a little closet!!!
    Probably loaded.
    Of course ,the Toronto Police would just tell you "Let the axe murderer in .We've given up ,so should you !!"

  • @Viola5501
    @Viola5501 2 роки тому

    Love kids in the hall I have all the seasons on DVD.

  • @007megaoof
    @007megaoof 5 місяців тому

    I’m never pirating ever again, I thought this was American psycho

  • @andythomas4998
    @andythomas4998 3 роки тому

    Watch out for those happy smilers.😁

  • @HomemadePillowWings
    @HomemadePillowWings  14 років тому

    Oops, thanks for pointing that out.

  • @Mrplacedcookie
    @Mrplacedcookie 6 років тому

    Epic!!!

  • @philiphall9609
    @philiphall9609 3 роки тому

    comedic gold.

  • @mizakzee
    @mizakzee 13 років тому +1

    GRANNY GOT A GUN!!!

  • @maxelldenomie6131
    @maxelldenomie6131 2 роки тому

    I loved these guys bak then! (...i admit to being constantly offguard about them)

  • @andrewkelly6828
    @andrewkelly6828 2 роки тому +1

    The 90s was so big on "axe murderers" with that Mike Myers movie and all. Very strange. For one, there's never really been a serious spate of axe murders anywhere. For two, why is this the only type of murderer that gets a specification? We don't say "gun murderer" or "knife murderer"...

  • @PatrickSilent
    @PatrickSilent 15 років тому +2

    Rate it high, or else - chop chop!

  • @stylezofom
    @stylezofom 14 років тому +1

    i guess the 3 ppl who disliked this video must be ppl from the current SNL cast

  • @nikolas_schreck
    @nikolas_schreck 3 роки тому

    Yes

  • @pacificnorthwestnative5050
    @pacificnorthwestnative5050 4 роки тому +3

    No comedic value loss being 30 years old but A different laugh, at a different time with a hint of cringe, and a recollection of how weird the early 90's were, and...I feel old now😦

  • @Ruby09de
    @Ruby09de 13 років тому +2

    @crazymamad
    whaaaat? I have to admit..you are very lucky :P

  • @jamiemezs9891
    @jamiemezs9891 3 роки тому

    Canadians are so polite

  • @ffffffff963
    @ffffffff963 4 роки тому +1

    2:00 lol

  • @RyanDeardorff
    @RyanDeardorff 14 років тому +1

    "Death Comes to Town." Check it.

  • @RobertoRodriguez-tm2op
    @RobertoRodriguez-tm2op 4 роки тому +2

    This is how I picture Canadian Serial Killers...I am so sorry to bother you, can you help a fellow out?

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 3 роки тому

    I wished that they had made more movies. Brain Candy didn't do well commercially, but I had hoped that subsequent movies would have done well. Sort of like Kids In The Hall Wrath of Khan. If you know what I mean.

  • @HomemadePillowWings
    @HomemadePillowWings  13 років тому

    @alxcookie It is indeed. :)

  • @rachelrasmussen1101
    @rachelrasmussen1101 3 роки тому

    Me, as soon as I get my gun license

  • @catboyneilcicierega
    @catboyneilcicierega Рік тому

    big fan of cute men covered in blood

  • @crazymamad
    @crazymamad 13 років тому

    @Ruby09de
    It's true, I am.

  • @matthewtaylor3308
    @matthewtaylor3308 3 роки тому

    A shotgun will beat an ax every time.

  • @grindorblackout1986
    @grindorblackout1986 11 років тому

    Canadian Axe Murderer

  • @irenic_raccoon
    @irenic_raccoon Рік тому +2

    I think I got the wrong copy of American Psycho

  • @Shane-gc2eg
    @Shane-gc2eg 4 місяці тому

    seems like rust humor

  • @Bladerunner93
    @Bladerunner93 13 років тому +1

    I wonder if this ever happened to Dexter Morgan?

  • @animalize7885
    @animalize7885 3 роки тому

    I'm a ax murderer. Lol

  • @CraftAero
    @CraftAero 2 роки тому

    Kinda puts the SNL "land shark" sketches to shame.

  • @SlickAstley_TV
    @SlickAstley_TV 3 роки тому +2

    Granny needs to exercise some trigger discipline

  • @blindthrall
    @blindthrall 13 років тому +1

    @euginam91 Dave should have been Dexter.

  • @redpeterdragon.impressions3868
    @redpeterdragon.impressions3868 3 роки тому

    I was going to say Excuse me mam, I got into an acedent and my car got caught in the Bushes down the Road a little bit, do you have an Ax or a hatchet. But she was old and woke up pissed, Started to run after me going where are you from. The funny farm I shouted back. It was so Scary. I almost had a Hart attack. Angry woman when waked up. Angry woman. 🙂

  • @RedDragonM1
    @RedDragonM1 3 роки тому

    Is this the prequel to Dave's "Mass murderer" bit?

  • @karofab1
    @karofab1 13 років тому

    What year was this?

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 3 роки тому

    Mike Myers was in So I married an axe murderer and he's Canadian Is that a thing

  • @StopWhatYerDoing
    @StopWhatYerDoing 6 років тому

    Anyone know the song at the end?

    • @grecomic
      @grecomic 5 років тому +2

      StopWhatYerDoing I think it’s simply incidental music that Shadowy Men created for the show.

  • @ozzwepay
    @ozzwepay 3 роки тому

    Canadians...

  • @razorlikeblue
    @razorlikeblue 11 років тому +1

    Great, now instead of an axe he has an assault rifle. Great plan.

    • @XNY556-Apple
      @XNY556-Apple 6 років тому +1

      that was actually a shotgun.

  • @CaesarInVa
    @CaesarInVa 3 роки тому

    Isn't a pretense false by its very nature?

  • @cloudsombrero
    @cloudsombrero 3 роки тому +1

    Its like British humor but american

  • @bgrady24
    @bgrady24 3 роки тому +1

    I like how the KITH would often dress up as women for no reason. Like this could have been an old guy in his kitchen and the skit probably wouldn’t change much

  • @bentonrp
    @bentonrp 2 роки тому

    Some of these KITH skits are not funny, but only funny because of how bold they can be in telling such lame jokes. 😆

  • @Pimsleurable
    @Pimsleurable 11 років тому +3

    This is why I believe in the 2nd Amendment (for Canada).

    • @paulmoir4452
      @paulmoir4452 6 років тому +8

      The one that modifies apportioning seats in the house of commons? I don't get how it applies. It got overridden by the Fair Representation Act in 2011.

  • @kavousniamir2375
    @kavousniamir2375 5 років тому

    So Canadian... and that, not in a good way. In fact, really disgusting😕

  • @medexamtoolsdotcom
    @medexamtoolsdotcom Рік тому

    I legitimately thought at the end that she was going to pull a huge axe out of the closet rather than a gun. Bonus points if she then whispers to her axe, "don't you worry, my precious, I wasn't going to let him have you." or something.